Whenever I am holding an umbrella or something long, I would imagine myself holding a lightsaber and started swinging it around.

There was once I tried spinning my umbrella (like General Grievous, lol )on the way to work and broke it. Alas, the power of the dark side had triumphed and I will get drenched in the rain.

Luckily some gentleman offered me his umbrella and sheltered me to my destination.

He asked for my phone number in return and I told him to commute with me through the force.