Jay and I are a good match. But he's kinda lazy when he isn't in school or working or in the Army, which drives me insane.

And it kind of irritates me when he tells people I'm a lot crazier than he is (it's always when I'm not around to say otherwise).

But, it works. I can practically get away with murder and he's like "Whatever makes you happy!".. Which is something I've never had in a relationship. And in return, I feed him and clean the apt and tell him what to do and try to run his life. Sometimes we bump heads about it, but then he eventually realizes that I'm right and he should listen to me more.

Too late! My time has come!