The fail. Don't click this until after 3:30 or so. It starts at 2:39 I mean, you can, but it's more fun to watch it before reading!
  • Doo dee doo dee doo, oh look, an axe. Hey Shauna, look, an axe. Yes I know you're talking about Tanks and already have an axe, but look!
  • Hmmm, I appear to have been thumped in the face. Well, rather me than someone competent. Better rush in their and save my friends by throwing a Bile Bomb. I have never used one before and have no idea what they do. I only just looked it up on the wiki before posting this.
  • I slightly hit the Tank with the Bile Bomb. I definitely hit Shauna.
  • Something flaming happens and I run away to leave Shauna and Matt to die.
  • Baloki is then carried away by a Smoker right next to me. I do not notice this.
  • I ignore all of my friends - even though they are in worse positions than me - to heal. But then I can't help them if I'm half dead, right?
  • "Behind you!" is the first thing Baloki says in the LP. I ignore this and go forward.
  • "Help, help! Heeeeeeelp!" yelps Baloki. I continue to ignore this to act the hero and "rescue" Shauna and Matt. My inaction leads to a defib having to be wasted.

I. smurfing. Rule. The best bit is that I think Shauna and Matt probably thought I stayed with them in the room to fight the tank and then heroically rescued them afterwards. NOPE. The end stats show I did some damage to it though, but smurf knows how.

To be fair, I think I more than made up for it at 7:40when I single handedly wiped out a horde piling in behind Matt, unseen! Some badass smurfing shotgun work right there.