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PAY ME AND I'LL TALK.

I would play music at such an event if someone could make sure to cart me back to a hotel for a night afterward and get me back to wherever I came from. I know many songs and will be perfectly happy to drink a soda with sugar for the entire evening.

Other than that I require only your tolerance of my ugly face while I stare silently at my phone between sets. Win/win.