I'd much prefer to use methods of trolling and apathy, though a metal folding chair sounds enticing. I can pretend to be a WWE wrestler.
Lasers. Pew pew
Pepper Spray, but like... really strong pepper spray
Cat treats so I can sic my cat minions on you
A metal folding chair
A hand knit sweater to emasculate my enemy
A mirror. Either to smash them with or to play on their low self-esteem
My raw sexuality
A teacup pig
I'd much prefer to use methods of trolling and apathy, though a metal folding chair sounds enticing. I can pretend to be a WWE wrestler.
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