Fynn, it's all necessary to a good learning environment.

Boys can't gain knowledge when they're fighting study-boners, and that also makes a pretty hostile atmosphere for the lady students. Pretty soon those ladies are swooning everywhere while coyly chewing on their pencil tops, and the guys have creamed their shorts, and no one has learned anything about the KREB cycle, or the unit circle, or anything!

However, some sensible, loose fitting slacks, a modest hairstyle, and good grooming habits are all it takes to completely eradicate the sex-drive in young adults.

This is science.