looks like someones drawn a face on the top half of an egg and stuck a trout mullet on it
Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m
Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca
Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract
Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything
Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea
Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!
Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.
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looks like someones drawn a face on the top half of an egg and stuck a trout mullet on it
I changed my manager name to that very classic (gerry francis eating museli from your wife) which again will utterly blag people at work but smurf it.
post a message in the forum that just says
hi im linvoy primus
apparently linvoy primus is now a born again christian who does speaking engagements. I'm not sure why but I find it hilarious that all the posters for his events somehow also involve food:
and my personal favourite:
What the living trout is a Men's Breakfast? Gives me a mental image of a bunch of elderly white men in tweed jackets with ashen handlebar mustaches and pocket watches sitting around a table eating pheasant sausages, drinking earl grey, and shooting withering glances at the dreadlocked black man trying to tell them about how the baby Jesus saved him from his post football depression.
It looks like Man. U's players want to headbutt the referee.
Waiting for the moment when referees carry around 2 cans: 1 paint and the other confetti to calm down the agitated players. : )
Came in here to post "LAMELA YOU smurfED IT ALL UP, YOU CHOOSE NOW TO GO BACK TO BEING trout?" but instead came away with a profound sense of Primus related peace.
There will be no hat-trick for Alexis Sanchez today as he goes off to a standing ovation with what looks like a possible groin injury. Kieran Gibbs comes on for a 10-minute run around.
Meanwhile, Louis van Gaal also makes a changes, putting all his hopes of a miracle comeback in a James Wilson-shaped basket. The striker comes on for his first appearance of the season, replacing Juan Mata.
it was fun to dream.
also man I love the football thread so much. if you have the correct posts per page setting (30), just scroll down this page from the top but imagine viewing it through the eyes of a non football thread regular. they would be so utterly blagged.
you guys give me the tingles.
this also happened today btw
And that's Rogers sacked. Seems a bit harsh.
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
He was an outstanding technician who brought great character to the group.
We'll always have 2013/14, Brendan.
Now Old Manus please join me in a prayer: Not Garry Monk, please not Garry Monk, please not Garry Monk...
I hope and dream for Klopp, Ancelotti or, dare I even say it, Jose M? I would be okay with De Boer and I have a hunch it's going to be him.
What about Dick Advocaat? He'll be available soon.
I wonder how long it will be before Koeman gets tempted away from Southampton.
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
Dick wouldn't last five minutes. I really felt sorry for the poor old boy, he actually cried when Sunderland scored their first. I want to give him a hug.
My favourite Brendan Rodgers moment - the 2013/14 season in gif form: http://www.gfycat.com/VariableFrankJavalina
Thierry Henry xD https://vine.co/v/e2OFtXVuh2V
oh god i'm crying https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/...540584448?s=07
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