They opened a Five Guys in Cardiff a few months ago to ridiculous levels of hype from hipster teenagers. I decided to visit after the bedlam had died down a bit and here is my review:

  • The fries are smurfing awful and cost £4 are you real
  • The burgers are incredible
  • But they're not worth the £8-9 pricetag, that is absolute daylight robbery
  • The drinks machine is cool
  • No wonder you have to take out another mortgage every time you eat there when they have about 20 people working behind the counter
  • I struggle to believe storing bags of peanuts randomly all over the place complies with Environmental Health regulations
  • Grape flavoured Sprite exists?
  • >2015
  • >Paying eight quid for a burger and not getting the fries for free