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    Wouldn't a... "foot" that big hurt? 33 is almost double the average size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
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    Also, the term is perfectly appropriate when we're talking about the physiology of sex. I've read enough stuff about it, trust me
    Probably catching up from all the stuff you missed from Catholic schooling, I bet.
    I never went to a Catholic school, though? We actually have really great sex ed in Poland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Wouldn't a... "foot" that big hurt? 33 is almost double the average size.
    The banter is strong in this thread.

    At the risk of getting too saucy SAUCINESS ALERT whether it would hurt would all depend on where it was going. And nobody says that he'd have to use the whole thing. TLDR, I'd find a way.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pumpkin View Post
    Smurf: Squall
    Marry: Fang
    Avoid: AERIS
    I can see Fang being good marriage material. Although, she does have a habit of turning into crystal for centuries at a time. You might need to work on that.

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    Well everyone needs some personal time away from their spouse anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pumpkin View Post
    Well everyone needs some personal time away from their spouse anyway
    True. A thousand years might be pushing it a bit, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post
    SAUCINESS ALERT whether it would hurt would all depend on where it was going. And nobody says that he'd have to use the whole thing. TLDR, I'd find a way.
    But that kind of defeats the purpose of greater length, doesn't it? I mean, why is it appealing if you intend to use only half of it anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post
    SAUCINESS ALERT whether it would hurt would all depend on where it was going. And nobody says that he'd have to use the whole thing. TLDR, I'd find a way.
    But that kind of defeats the purpose of greater length, doesn't it? I mean, why is it appealing if you intend to use only half of it anyway?
    I like a challenge. Anyway, why are you so obsessed with Snow's long 33cm, Fynn? You keep it on bringing it up
    If you must give in to your obsession, I recently posted a thread in the FFXIII section titled "Mr 33cm".

    Anywho, getting back to the original point of the thread (not that I mind the banter mind you, I'm loving it)...

    Quote Originally Posted by Pumpkin View Post
    Smurf: Squall
    Marry: Fang
    Avoid: AERIS
    Seeing as it seems to be catching on (thank you, Formy and Forsaken Lover ) is there anyone you'd rather stab than have anything to do with intimately or romantically? It's the logical one up from "Avoid".

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    Still Aeris

    Always Aeris

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Well, yes, I meant organism. Your organism, as in your body, uses up its energy when you climax, or orgasm. So yeah
    True true, but if you suffer from insomnia you relax rather than sleep afterwards.

    I apologise to any mods in advance who might say I've gone off topic. But I only read up to this point in the thread so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midgar Mist View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Well, yes, I meant organism. Your organism, as in your body, uses up its energy when you climax, or orgasm. So yeah
    True true, but if you suffer from insomnia you relax rather than sleep afterwards.

    I apologise to any mods in advance who might say I've gone off topic. But I only read up to this point in the thread so...
    This post doesn't even scratch the surface of how off-topic we've gone sometimes in these last few pages

    Wheeling once again back to the topic, anybody you'd stab rather than just avoid, Midgar Mist? Join in, everybody's doing it.

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    So all the cool kids are doing it?
    I'm not normally one to give into my peers but

    I would stab........Tifa there I said it. And I would tie up "My Cloud" first :-o

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    STAB, MURDER, EVISCERATE, INCINERATE: Garnet/Dagger/Princess Useless BItch

    TWO gme Overs. TWO. All because "Dagger can't concentrate."

    smurf. You.

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    Forsaken Lover, I see you have some issues with Garnet. That's okay

    Oh and I recommend the following to make up for this:

    -Freya's Reis's Wind
    -Amarant's Chakra
    -Equip Chemist on Freya and Steiner
    -Use Eiko for The Desert Palace bit
    -Split your party carefully when Kuja gives you the choice.

    Hope this helps.

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    Smurf: Cloud. Exceptional fun could be had here, but there is certainly no potential for any kind of lasting relationship.
    Marry: Galuf. Not attractive, but has a great personality; easily a person I could spend my life with.
    Avoid: Hojo. Beat out Kefka; he's more stable, but also more intelligent and at least as twisted.
    Stab: Tidus. It needs to be shut up.

    Smurf: Aeris. Exceptional fun WOULD be had here, but the attraction is exclusively physical.
    Marry: Agrias. Strong, loyal, determined; a bit stuffy at times, but a pretty easy pick. :)
    Avoid: Lenna. While I don't hate her by any stretch, she can just . . . go walk through poison ivy somewhere else.
    Stab: Yuna. It needs to die. >:|

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    itt i learned mr. carny wants to take a foot of dick

    smurf: kuja
    marry: seymour
    avoid: vaan
    stab: squall

    smurf: vanille
    marry: tifa
    avoid: rosa
    stab: aeris
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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