I've got a maid, a gardener, a pool man, but I have yet to locate a professional diaper changer/disposer. I have to get "down and dirty" sometimes to relieve the wife, and it is so much more awful than I remember with our first. That, and I have only changed my daughter a handful of times. I have "Hairy and the Henderson's" Sasquatch hands. My daughter is just a peanut. I fear that I'm going to impose irreparable damage upon her. I don't want to be responsible for (ahem)... or worse. Mommy is itty bitty, she's got the proper qualifications for the task. Better left to the "pro's". (I do change our 2 year old on occasion, gah!)