Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
"Bringing this beer into the shower with me was an excellent idea"
^This, and despite all the attention my monkey gets, it still needs "spanking". JK, but seriously, sometimes, here and there. JK. "Bad Monkey!"

And "Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! Stop looking at me, swan!"