SE likes to give announcements via twitter lately. They don't even bother writing a PR announcement anymore.
So let's have some fun with condensing the plots to 140 characters. You can do any entry:
You're a new intern and are tasked with tweeting out the plot of Final Fantasy ____. What is your tweet?
It's harder than it looks.
Here's mine for FFX:
Time Travelling Blonde goes to a future with religious fanatics and a giant monster. He helps save them with a girl who summons monsters!