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    Default How many times would you kick Dat Matt if every time you got a Shauna?

    It's the Sophie's Choice of the Kicking threads.
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    The world couldn't handle more than one Shauna.

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    I would like three Shaunas because then I could play Castle Crashers or Left 4 Dead or Lesbian Clone Threesome with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I would like three Shaunas because then I could play Castle Crashers or Left 4 Dead or Lesbian Clone Threesome with her.
    I see this and raise you 4 kicks for an All-Shauna's L4D.


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    uh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aulayna View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I would like three Shaunas because then I could play Castle Crashers or Left 4 Dead or Lesbian Clone Threesome with her.
    I see this and raise you 4 kicks for an All-Shauna's L4D.
    I can guarantee this would not go well. My "strategy" only works if there's someone still alive to revive me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aulayna View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I would like three Shaunas because then I could play Castle Crashers or Left 4 Dead or Lesbian Clone Threesome with her.
    I see this and raise you 4 kicks for an All-Shauna's L4D.
    I see you this and raise you 5 kicks for an All-Shauna's Lesbian Clone Orgy. I mean, there's principles at stake here, you know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Adequate View Post
    I see you this and raise you 5 kicks for an All-Shauna's Lesbian Clone Orgy.
    I'll wait for the Steam sale

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinxie Poo View Post
    Heck, why not just keep kicking Matt until we're an entire race of Shaunas?
    Matt would be a lucky man... so many laydeez after him.

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    Could you get each newly created Shauna to give poor old Matthew a swift kick, thus creating a perpetual Shauna motion machine?

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    Shauna Army represent




    RE: Left 4 Dead Strats.

    I need shauna to run in and die. Makes Sniping easier. Same applies for other games, like where she the PLD to my BLM in FFXIV. I like ranged she likes close and personal and that's why we're a team, and not because she has massive gazongas.

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    Anytime they had a fight, one of the Shaunas could threaten him:

    "If you don't start behaving and stop farting in front of my mother, I'll kick you and then you'll have another Shauna to deal with!"

    "Oh no please Shauna #414, eight hundred and eleven are enough!"

    (The joke is that sometimes husbands are henpecked by their wives, and an increasingly large number of wives would intensify that.)

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