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  • Wark!

    12 37.50%
  • BOTH!!!!!!!!

    9 28.13%
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    Default What Does the Chocobo Say?

    Yep, another one of these

    P.S. The correct answer is Kweh

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    I will be incorrect, then, because I choose WARK

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    KWEH

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    Kweh, Kweh is right. It is the original Japanese term.
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    Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow?

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    Kweh sounds like the actual phonetics, Wark sounds like how a human would try to describe the sound, if that makes sense (though in some games, like FFVII it doesn't sound like either). I prefer "kweh" though.

    Didn't the FFIV chocobos say "cooc" in some versions, I can remember The Power of Cheese making fun of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJN SEIFER View Post
    Didn't the FFIV chocobos say "cooc" in some versions, I can remember The Power of Cheese making fun of this.
    That was in the US FF2 on the SNES, in other words, the original that we got to see here. I guess they were supposed to sound like large chickens or the Cadbury Bunny or something. Bok-bok-bok-aaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJN SEIFER View Post
    Kweh sounds like the actual phonetics, ...
    It is also what the Japanese version says. "Ku-e". The sound itself in Final Fantasy VII is very much like "Wark", however.

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    Wark like an Egyptian (chocobo).

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    The correct answer is both, but I played FF9 first.

    Bobby Corwen says kweh, so kweh is the law.

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    Wark this way.

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    Wild chocobos say 'Wark', domesticated chocobos say 'Kweh'. For chocobos that have been captured and therefore are a bit of both, I suppose it just comes down to how wild they are at heart.
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    What do the chocobos say when you give them an enema?

    K-KWEHHH!!!

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    Whether kweh or wark or anything else, the message is the same:

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    I am trying to imagine some way to do an FF version of What Does the Fox Say?


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