If you were a sandwich, which one would you be?

[maybee]

Same.

[Del Murder]

I would be the ultimate sandwich.

[Bubba]

I don't get the joke.

Lister and Rimmer are in their quarters on board Red Dwarf. The are speaking to Holly, the onboard ship computer.

Lister: "Holly, can you make us a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney?"
Holly: "You what?"
Lister: "It's a state-of-the-art sarnie"
Holly: "It's the state of the floor I'm worried about"

Why do none of you nerds watch Red Dwarf?

[Mr. Carnelian]

Why do none of you nerds watch Red Dwarf?

I got that the joke was from Red Dwarf, but I only came in after that joke had already dropped like a pancake formerly stuck to the ceiling. Just felt cruel to scrape it up off the floor.

[FFNut]

From Subway a BMT. Just thick and meaty

[Bubba]

The sandwich is "state-of-the-art" as in a modern interpretation of items between bread. Holly is worried about the "state of the floor" as this concoction is messy due to it containing three eggs, chilli sauce & chutney.

Just forget it. This whole joke set-up was the biggest waste of time since they decided to make Speed 2: Cruise Control.

[Psychotic]

The sandwich is "state-of-the-art" as in a modern interpretation of items between bread. Holly is worried about the "state of the floor" as this concoction is messy due to it containing three eggs, chilli sauce & chutney.

Just forget it. This whole joke set-up was the biggest waste of time since they decided to make Speed 2: Cruise Control.

I always assumed Holly meant if the sandwich was puked up myself

[Shauna]

Yeah me too. Bubba you cray-cray.

[Laddy]

Hmmm

Pretzel Bun, Grilled Chicken, Red Onion, Romaine Lettuce, Red Pepper, Spicy Caesar Dressing, Harvati & Swiss Cheese, all seated in Butter!!

[Bubba]

I still don't get it? What does a sandwich have to do with the floor? Is she implying it will get them the trouts and they won't be able to control their bowels and will miss the toilet and trout all over the floor?

[I always assumed Holly meant if the sandwich was puked up myself

Yeah me too. Bubba you cray-cray.

What?! It's just a messy sandwich. Why would they immediately throw up or lose control of their bowels. If they felt sick, surely they'd have time to get to the toilet?

[Chibi Youkai]

Yakisoba sandwich. Because what's better than Japanese junkfood?

Uh, serious answer? No idea. Probably something with turkey in it.