I also steal sammiches from people.
I also steal sammiches from people.
..... Well, smurf.Originally Posted by Beowulf
Sorry. I know. I'm a bad person now
I can be so misanthropic sometimes that it's almost painful. I'm surprised it hasn't manifested a physical form by now.
Should've Done Something
But I've Done It Enough
By The Way Your Hands Were Shaking
Rather Waste My Time With You
Should've Said Something
But I've Said It Enough
By The Way My Words Were Faded
Rather Waste My Time With You
Occasionally, I speak in a self-deprecating manner which condenses the oxygen in a room and leaves people unable to speak... 'cause they can't breathe.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I destroy everything I touch
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
smurf you. That's sick.
The world is sick.
Get over it.
One time this girl asked me if she was fat and I said yes.
She was very obese.
Sometimes I don't visit my favorite forum for months on end.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Which forum?
Spanish Donkey penis appreciation forum?
i need to be not drunk anymore. Please can someone move this post to the drunk thread... or the perma-banned thread?
Damn you I told you that in confidence!Which forum?
Spanish Donkey penis appreciation forum?
i need to be not drunk anymore. Please can someone move this post to the drunk thread... or the perma-banned thread?
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Don't worry...
Your secret is safe with everyone on the planet who has access to the Internet.
I feel better with that knowledge, you are forgiven.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
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