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  • Sterling plays less than 10 games for City and promptly moves to Stoke for £9m

    3 20.00%
  • Benteke has a decent season for Liverpool, issues come get me plea to Real or Barca

    1 6.67%
  • Rooney refuses to play until he's given a new £400,000 p/w contract

    2 13.33%
  • Wenger buys 5 French 14 year olds, Arsenal fail to compete, Board refuses to do anything

    1 6.67%
  • Big Andy stays crippled most of the season, appearing only for his traditional butchering of Swansea

    2 13.33%
  • Chelsea player racially abuses opposition, is not charged due to being an ENGLISH LIONHEART!!

    3 20.00%
  • Steve tries to convince us he's a spurs fan by predicting Tactics Tim takes Spurs back into the EDL.

    1 6.67%
  • Other

    2 13.33%
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    We're still promoting youth, though!

    ...please, Mourinho, please, if you're manager, don't screw that up too.

    EDIT: SAF declares Clattenburg worst referee in the history of the game, Pardew claims suspicious envelope.
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    That's it, he's gone!

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    ?

    "English media said.."
    "Reports by english media announced.."
    "English media expects the news to come from the club in two days..."

    Seriously? Repeat something often enough and it becomes true? I mean, sure, it'd be no surprise. But at least wait for the actual announcement.


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    Ah crap, Hull are back.

    And that CL final ended in the worst way possible, curse you Atletico!
    Last edited by charliepanayi; 05-28-2016 at 10:37 PM.
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    At least AFC Wimbledon went up, into the third tier 14 years after being formed, great achievement. And Millwall didn't go up.

    Stick a fork in this season thread, it's done! Thank god for that.
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    So, it's that time again...

    OFFICIAL EOFF PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON 2015-16 MOMENTS OF THE SEASON, brought to you by this reminder that EFL wasn't just a bad dream

    Quote Originally Posted by Worst prediction of the season (Old Manus, 5 Aug)
    Sadly, Benteke will bang in at least 20 league goals
    Quote Originally Posted by Easiest prediction of the season (Psychotic, 5 Aug and 24 days before Mitrovic received his first red card of the season)
    Oh, and Aleksandar Mitrovic. Remember that name, he'll get a really funny red card. You watch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggest testament to the sheer reach of JimmyXBroady's grip on world sport (Psychotic, 6 Aug)
    I don't even understand cricket but I'm excited by whatever the hell is apparently going on. I have the BBC text commentary up and everything!
    Quote Originally Posted by Already yearning for the days when his team was winning things (DK, 10 Aug)
    just ended up on a small spiral through premier league history on auntie beeb
    Quote Originally Posted by Longest bedtime reading list (Crop, 25 Aug)
    What...you guys still follow the transfer window? I don't think I have for about 5 years. All I read are match reports on the games I miss.
    Quote Originally Posted by Not realising that all they needed was one man from Swansea and they can win the league (Psychotic, 1 Sep)
    Ugh Nathan Dyer.
    Quote Originally Posted by Most semantically suspect metaphor (Formalhaut, 14 Sep)
    Rogers really needs to improve or he will become yet another manager on the Premier League cutting room floor.
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggest surprise of the season, far eclipsing even Leicester's shenanigans (Psychotic, 23 Sep)
    BARCELONA ARE THREE NIL DOWN AND IAGO ASPAS HAS SCORED TWO GOALS [old manus' note: this actually happened]
    Quote Originally Posted by The Robbie Savage award for thinking he's sticking his neck out but actually isn't (Bubba, 26 Sep)
    This will be the ONLY time we'll be top all season. You mark my words.
    Quote Originally Posted by Most initially surprising but on further thought maybe not so much post (Formalhaut, 10 Aug)
    Quote Originally Posted by DK View Post
    Oh gosh I actually attended that event. It was... okay? Fairly standard 'born again' affair. Seemed like a nice enough guy. The curry was great.
    Quote Originally Posted by Most naive hope (The Captain, 10 Sep)
    I expect a spike in stylish glasses and beards all over Anfield.
    Quote Originally Posted by Proof that Mr. Mansour reads the football thread (DK, 17 Dec)
    for the love of god let them throw all the money at guardiola, all this talk of him coming to City for next season and in no way, shape, or form do I want that ponce and his rubbish tiki-taka sideways passing on the edge of the box ruining my glorious team.
    Quote Originally Posted by Again and again, BoB! Will you ever learn? (Loony BoB, 19 Jan)
    Are United in the title race? Of course they are.
    Quote Originally Posted by ...Uh...(Bubba, 24 Jan)
    You can't say "Van Gaal aside" when he was the one who drove out our world class players like Di Maria and Hernandez.
    Quote Originally Posted by Image of the Season
    Quote Originally Posted by gif of the season

    Also seeing as a fair few of us were sad enough to construct final league standings predictions, I have come up with a crude and ineffective way of ranking them by simply totting up the +/- final positions and seeing what comes out (a score of 0 would therefore be a perfect score).

    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
    1. Chelsea (+9)
    2. Arsenal (0)
    3. Man City (+1)
    4. Man Utd (+1)
    5. Liverpool (+3)
    6. Tottenham (-3)
    7. Southampton (-1)
    8. Leicester (-7)
    9. Everton (+2)
    10. Swansea (+2)
    11. Stoke (-2)
    12. Aston Villa (+8)
    13. Crystal Palace (+2)
    14. Newcastle (+4)
    15. West Brom (-1)
    16. West Ham (-9)
    17. Watford (-4)
    18. Sunderland (-1)
    19. Norwich (0)
    20. Bournemouth (-4)

    Final score: 64
    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba
    1. Arsenal (+1)
    2. Man Utd (+3)
    3. Chelsea (+7)
    4. Man City (0)
    5. Tottenham (-2)
    6. Southampton (0)
    7. Swansea (+5)
    8. Everton (+3)
    9. Aston Villa (+11)
    10. West Ham (-3)
    11. Stoke (-2)
    12. Liverpool (-4)
    13. Newcastle (+5)
    14. Sunderland (+3)
    15. West Brom (-1)
    16. Leicester (-15)
    17. Norwich (+2)
    18. Crystal Palace (+3)
    19. Bournemouth (+3)
    20. Watford (+7)

    Final score: 80
    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB

    1. Chelsea (+9)
    2. Arsenal (0)
    3. Man Utd (+2)
    4. Man City (0)
    5. Liverpool (+3)
    6. Southampton (0)
    7. Tottenham (-4)
    8. Stoke (+1)
    9. Swansea (+3)
    10. Everton (+1)
    11. West Brom (+3)
    12. Leicester (-11)
    13. West Ham (-6)
    14. Newcastle (+4)
    15. Aston Villa (+5)
    16. Sunderland (+1)
    17. Crystal Palace (-2)
    18. Watford (-5)
    19. Norwich (0)
    20. Bournemouth (-4)

    Final score: 64
    Quote Originally Posted by The Captain
    1. Chelsea (+9)
    2. Arsenal (0)
    3. Man Utd (+2)
    4. Liverpool (+4)
    5. Man City (-1)
    6. Spurs (-3)
    7. Southampton (-1)
    8. Everton (+3)
    9. Stoke (0)
    10. Crystal Palace (+5)
    11. West Ham (-4)
    12. Swansea (0)
    13. West Brom (+1)
    14. Aston Villa (+6)
    15. Leicester (-14)
    16. Newcastle (+2)
    17. Bournemouth (-1)
    18. Sunderland (-1)
    19. Norwich (0)
    20. Watford (-7)

    Final score: 64
    Thank you gentlemen and it's been emotional.


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    I'm getting all misty eyed. I'm impressed I managed to get a few mentions in your awards, Manus. And don't forget it was I who broke the EPL logo story! Ugh, what a crap logo.

    Thanks Manus for the round-up!


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    The off season is when I catch up on sleep.

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    Can't wait for next season. Then I'll make MY predictions. Which will be godlike.


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    Football season may be over but silly season has just begun. Gundogan, eh? I fancied him joining United a couple of years ago but since he has had all those injuries I've kinda gone off him. I'm sure because he has joined a non-United side that he will do very well. x( Doubt he'll be better than Yaya Toure though.
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    Better than 2015/16 Yaya Toure and that's what counts.

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    8 goals in 42 games for Yaya this season, while Gundogan has 3 in 40. I know the latter is far more defensive than Yaya (although Yaya, with the right motivation, is still probably excellent defensively), but I'm not sold on Yaya being a player that has suddenly become bad, even if he might have had a below par season by his standards. Now, value for wage money, that's a whole different beast!

    I get the feeling Yaya just needs more personal motivation than he has been getting recently, and I question whether he'd be useful under Pep after their Barcelona relationship.

    EDIT: Fun fact regarding leagues with European Cup / Champions League winning managers...

    La Liga (Spain)
    Zidane
    Enrique

    Championship (England)
    Di Matteo
    Benitez

    Premier League (England)
    Guardiola
    Mourinho

    A Group (Bulgaria)
    Petrović

    None for Italy, France, Germany or any other nation... although 70 year old Artur Jorge, who won the 1987 cup with Porto, might still be active at Algerian side MC Alger (not 100% sure if he has retired again), but he's not the manager as far as I can tell.

    Hiddink, Van Gaal, Rijkaard and Ancelotti are all available winning managers as far as I'm aware.
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    You have to take into account that Yaya is a massive, physical tank of a player who just turned 33 years old. He's definitely already on the downswing physically, and he can't be expected to be a top level player anymore. Not that Gundogan is who I would ideally choose to replace him (not that I'm upset about it, mind), but he definitely needs to be replaced. Particularly with Plep coming in.

    Glad to see we're getting into the market early again this season tho. Hope we can get stuff wrapped up nice and quick.

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    Oh god, we're after Vardy.
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    Was reading this interesting article:

    The lost art of defending: how style has replaced solidity in England’s DNA

    What do you think of defenders? Is it a 'sexy' position for youngsters/fans/pundits, and has defending become less about... well, defending?


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