Mafia XXI Day 5: Silent Night

[[M] Mike - Funny Dad]

worst mafia ever.

[[M] Mike - Funny Dad]

no offense

[demondude]

Oh well I was a bit offended but now I feel better.

[Caboose]

Never complain about a game where the players ruined it. DD and KD did their best and I appreciate the work they put into it. Bravo Lads.

[Madonna]

I was secretly planning on tormenting Jiro by insisting we had to find the cult and keep on lynching townies.

[[M] Mike - Funny Dad]

I don't know why I said that. DD and KD are smurfing fantastic hosts. I really appreciate DD spending a whole day putting the accounts together and fixing some issues quickly and efficiently so the game could start on the day it was supposed to. I also think KD is awesome for planning the game straight off the bat, and despite his incredibly busy working life as a manager, he kept the game running at a smooth and consistent pace for a fairly long time. Thanks guys, you're both really cool.

In fact, I said it out of jealousy really, because DD and KD both got their calendar deal and I didn't. Perhaps it's because they are both incredibly attractive and well built individuals, or perhaps it's because every picture in my calendar was of me fingering my mother whilst she expunged my facial details with her enormous, if not horrendously saggy breasts. There's also that whole thing of Kaiserdragon being really likable and popular in the community where I'm not, and the fact that however hard I try, I will never be able to make a blog as popular as DD's, which I strongly advise everybody follows.

I am going to go and cry myself to sleep whilst my morning erection desperately attempts to escape its eternal compund of morbid obesity, and we will see each other again and I can bash myself away until I die alone.

The moral is, don't smurf with me when I have your password, bitch.

[[M] Caprica]

If I didn't like Hyperallergenic Cactaur as much as I do I'd bitchslap him.

[Del Murder]

Congrats town! I like that you used the Reviver role. It was one I had always wanted to try.

[Shattered Dreamer]

Town wins yay! Not my favourite game of mafia to be sure but I always have fun with this game!

[Jiro]

I don't understand why the game was "bad". I mean I hated it because I didn't win, but I think the setup was fantastic and that DD and KD did fantastic work considering they were both incredibly busy. Keep in mind that their timezone doesn't exactly line up with everyone else's as well.

The town owes me a great debt but I think they would've won regardless, so excellent work and I'm looking forward to our next outing.

10 points to our wonderful hosts.

[Jentleness]

I agree with Jiro, the game set up was awesome with roles such as Reviver, White Mage, Mafia Mason, and Mafia Usurper. Town would have been in big trouble if Fujin hadn't taken out the Barthandalus right away. So, yes, we do owe Jiro for that!

[Carl the Llama]

I'm bad

*click*

I'm bad

*click*

I'm really really bad.

*click*

And there ain't no gettin' offa this train we're on.

Not alive.

You are the Mafia Godfather

- You are the head of the Mafia family.
- You appear innocent upon investigation
- You are immune to nightkills
- Your Mafia team mates are Jenova, Barthandelus and Seifer. You can discuss the game with them here.

Good luck!

Golbez was a sensitive soul really, and the badassery was all just an act. Unfortunately this means your skills include embroidery, drawing and ballet. You aren't best equipped for the events on the horizon.

You are a Vanilla Townie

- You win with the Town
- You appear innocent upon investigation

Good luck!

A key figure and long time member of the Mafia, you grew up by the virtues of violence and manipulation. But you were worried ... something had gone wrong. The family was breaking up fast - and at the worst imaginable time. It's time for you to take control.

You are the Mafia Usurper

- Your aim is to guide the Mafia to victory and get the Godfather killed.
- If at the end of the game all of the Mafia are killed or the Godfather survives, you lose.
- You appear guilty upon investigation.
- The Mafia Godfather is Judge Gabranth. Your other Mafia buddies are Barthandelus and Seifer. You can discuss the game here.
- Nobody else knows you are the Usurper.

Hojo had discovered the perfect creation - a talking octopus that was also a weapon of mass destruction. But after the Mafia prison revolution, it escaped! Hojo didn't care who won, or how they did it. He just had one mission. He had to kill the monster he had created.

You are the Lyncher

- Your objective is to get the lynchee (Ultros) lynched. If you manage this, then you win.
- If Ultros dies in the night or you are killed before Ultros is lynched, then you lose.
- You come up innocent upon investigation

Fujin remembered the days before prison - the romance she once had. Now a lonely, cold shell of a person, Fujin was lost. She wanted only one thing - her Rajin. And nobody else.

You are the Lover (Killer)

- You win with Rajin
- You come up guilty upon investigation
- You may choose one person to kill per night
- If either of the Lovers die, the other will commit suicide during the night.

Good luck!

You're the same person so I'm not writing two smurfing flavours.

You are the Lover (Doctor)

- You win with Fujin
- You come up innocent upon investigation
- You may choose one person to protect each night
- If either of the Lovers die, the other will commit suicide during the night.

You are a Mason

- You win with the Town
- You come up innocent upon investigation
- You are amongst a group of townies who can talk to each other in private. Your fellow Masons are Barthandelus, Zeromus and Ultros. You can talk here.

You are a Reviver

- You win with the Town
- You come up innocent upon investigation
- As a one-shot-ability, you can choose a dead player in the night and revive them the next day.

You are a Mafia Mason

- You win with the Mafia. Your team mates are Gabranth, Seifer and Jenova. The Mafia forum is located here.
- You come up guilty upon investigation
- You have access to the Mason forum and the Masons believe you to be one of them. The Masons are Ultros, Necron and Zeromus. The forum is located here.

You are a Mason

- You win with the Town
- You come up innocent upon investigation
- You are amongst a group of townies who can talk to each other in private. Your fellow Masons are Barthandelus, Necron and Ultros. The Mason forum is located here.

You are a Vanilla Townie

- You win with the Town
- You come up innocent upon investigation

Good luck!

You are a Roleblocker

- You win with town
- You come up innocent upon investigation
- You can choose to block a player every night. This will prevent them from taking any night actions.

Good luck!

You are a White Mage

- You win with the town
- You come up innocent upon investigation
- You may choose to protect one player a night. Unlike a normal doctor, your protections last two nights instead of one.

Good luck!

You are a Bulletproof Townie

- You win with town
- You come up innocent upon investigation
- You cannot be night killed.

Good luck!

You are a Mason

- You win with the Town
- You come up innocent upon investigation
- You are amongst a group of townies who can talk to each other in private. Your fellow Masons are Barthandelus, Necron and Zeromus. You can talk in the Mason forum here.

You are a Mafia Goon

- You win with the Mafia
- You come up guilty upon investigation
- Your mafia buddies are Gabranth, Jenova and Barthandelus. You can discuss the game in the Mafia forum here.

You are a Cop

- You win with town
- You come up innocent upon investigation
- You may choose one person to investigate a night. You will get either an innocent or guilty verdict.

Good luck!

You are a Vanilla Townie

- You win with the town
- You come up innocent upon investigation

Good luck!

You are a Vanilla Townie

- You win with the town
- You come up innocent upon investigation

Good luck!

You are a Beloved Princess

- You win with the Town
- You come up innocent upon investigation
- If you die, there will be two successive nights in a row whilst the town mourns your death.

Good luck!

You are a Vanilla Townie

- You win with the town
- You come up innocent upon investigation

Good luck!

[Carl the Llama]

raijin and orphan

I also suspect queen brahne and woldor sockbat

Hojo said he would do 100 push ups if he was wrong, hop to it cactuar. Oh and if you didn't realise woldor sockbat is actually Jihl Nabaat.

Too lazy to log into the other account, I'll be protecting myself!

I forget which character is who but let me try this:

##KILL: [M] ULTROS


##Protect: [M] Fujin​ ya know?

I will be roleblocking Hojo. Can't trust this "evil" scientist to do any good.

##KILL: [M] BARTANDELUS


##Protect: [M] Rajin ya know?

Kefka will be protecting Queen Brahne

I want to protect Seymour, not the fat lady.

Can't take a chance here and let the town think I'm full of tit, ya know?

##KILL: [M] JENOVA (APOLOGIES )

##PROTECT: [M] Rajin (The mafia will be gunning for me now, ya know?)

The one thing I don't understand is why Jenova would have seen Gabranth target Orphan or whoever it was. The Godfather typically doesn't make the kills, so Jenova's roleclaim is a bit up in the air. I do smell a bit of an Usurper, to be honest!

I would like to investigate [M] Seifer. :3

Since I can't win, I want to kill Seymour to make the night phase end quickly.

I don't think anyone else should have a night action.

This sucks.

Thank you for a fun match though!

Protecting myself tonight!

Investigating Raijin!

##Kill: [M] Fujin

Make it a nice double suicide flavour.

##Protect: [M] Queen Brahne

Beloved Princess needs protecting until the end (and it takes Rajin out of the picture allowing Fujin to kill herself in the flavour )

For the Mafia night actions visit their forums, you can find the link in the role PM's

[Remon]

The PMs are hilarious XD

[demondude]

I stopped giving the role pms flavours halfway through which is a shame. Things started going wrong!