So We're All Going To Die...

[Jiro]

I beheld.

[Araciel]

So we've learned that when faced with oblivion, lonely internet nerds just want to have one last fap.

[NorthernChaosGod]

So we've learned that when faced with oblivion, lonely internet nerds just want to have one last fap.

QFT

[Pike]

So we've learned that when faced with oblivion, lonely internet nerds just want to have one last fap.

I like how this sentence still works if we're talking about Oblivion the game.

[Freya]

I was in the airport and the news was on and they were all, "If you're nervous flying today there is good reason why! YOU COULD ALL DIE" okay not just like that but similar. So instead of nervously clenching stuff, I slept.

[Christmas]

Are we all dead and this is the afterlife of a true EoFFer?

[Quindiana Jones]

You should always bring a towel. Has the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy taught you nothing?

wait.

is the towel for unexpected ejaculate?