And why shouldn't I destroy your puny little Girly forum?

[Psychotic]

I am an administrator. Or, in other words, I am a God.

I don't like this forum. It holds no value or appeal to me. April Fool's Day is over and the joke is finished with. And it just so happens that God is in a smiting mood today.

(also i'm alone on a friday night ok i need to abuse power on an internet forum to feel good about myself dont judge me assholes YOU'D ALL DO THE SAME)

Anyway, I'm going to make a deal with you all. If any of you manage to come up with one, just one, good reason why I shouldn't purge this forum from EoFF history then I'll refrain.

[Freya]

Boobs.

[rubah]

I know God and you, sir, are no Brian Carper.

[krissy]

if you delete this forum all the hot men and ryan gosling convo will move into general chat
i promise

[Clo]

I have a vagina and therefore am more necessary than god.

[Rantz]

It'll take two minutes of your time.

[drotato]

I don't have a good reason. But I'll make you a sandwich, I guess?

[Psychotic]

Boobs.

Yes but in this forum it's all about lactating or what have you. Feeding the young is not what boobs are for!

I know God and you, sir, are no Brian Carper.

Indeed. I may be a washed up has been, but I'm not in the retirement home yet. I HAVE THE POWER!

if you delete this forum all the hot men and ryan gosling convo will move into general chat
i promise

I don't really care about that aspect of it. I'm in it for the destruction.

I have a vagina and therefore am more necessary than god.

Oh god I bet it's all hairy and gross and green! NO THANK YOU, madam.

It'll take two minutes of your time.

This is very compelling, sir. I wonder if I may be able to delegate the task to an underling.

I don't have a good reason. But I'll make you a sandwich, I guess?

What kind? THIS IS IMPORTANT.

[fire_of_avalon]

If you destroy it, it will become more powerful than you can imagine.

[NeoCracker]

Oh god I bet it's all hairy and gross and green! NO THANK YOU, madam.

Completely unrelated note, but this statement reminds me WAY to much of the first porn I ever saw. It was horrifying. O_O

[NeoTifa]

It should stay because I enjoy it, sir, and you wouldn't want to disappoint me.

[G13]

Because I know your one true weakness.

Your last name!

Actually, go ahead and destroy it, the potential for this place has been largely overlooked in the week since its birth. Bikini threads? Yeesh!

[Clo]

Hey now. I tried with my thread about dildos and vibrators. I tried.

[Agent Proto]

You want to destroy this forum? Go ahead, I dare you. I mothersmurfin' double-dare you to do just that.

[Psychotic]

If you destroy it, it will become more powerful than you can imagine.

Obi-Wan didn't really achieve a great deal after he ate it.

It should stay because I enjoy it, sir, and you wouldn't want to disappoint me.

I've made it a personal goal to disappoint every member of this website.

Because I know your one true weakness.

Your last name!

Actually, go ahead and destroy it, the potential for this place has been largely overlooked in the week since its birth. Bikini threads? Yeesh!

You and probably like 40+ other EoFFers. But yeah it wasn't even a good bikini thread.

Hey now. I tried with my thread about dildos and vibrators. I tried.

Again with the green and hairy.

You want to destroy this forum? Go ahead, I dare you. I mothersmurfin' double-dare you to do just that.

Reverse psychology? I do declare. I shall fall for it at once!