derek
derek
If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my shart.
Chat quickly got wind of this shartin' wonderful news on day one and went as far as we could with it. Be warned, it lasts for about 10 pages. You're welcome, Sharty. :}
http://db.tt/8xXJfRHe
Luckily, I got to witness all this right in front of me on chat. It was... Amazing.
Simply the shart.
Duh duh, duh duh duh, nuh nuh, duh duh duh, duh duh, duh duh duh, nuh nuh, duh duh duh,
Shartbeat~
Why do you miss when my baby kisses me?
Shartbeat~
Why does a love kiss stay in my memory?
Piddle dee pat!
I know that new love thrills me
I know that true love will be
Shartbeat~
Why do you miss when my baby kisses me?
Shartbeat~
Why do you skip when my baby's lips meet mine?
Shartbeat~
Why do you flip then give me a skip beat sign?
Piddle dee pat!
And sing to me love stories
and bring to me love’s glories
Shartbeat~
Why do you miss when my baby kisses me?
I'm. Too sexy for my shart. Too sexy for my shart. Too sexy for my shart.
you just made my day that much more amusing, Dak <3
So I don't know if you all know but little miss Moonflower Shartchild plays softball with her work colleagues. Do you know what position? That's right, you guessed it: shartstop.