Justin Bieber Arrested For Alleged DUI And Drag Racing In Miami

Pop star Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI and drag racing in Miami, Florida, after leaving a nightclub. He was driving a Lamborghini and was drunk and high, and failed the sobriety test, and also non-violently tried to resist arrest, dropping a whole bunch of F-bombs along the way.

Seeing his recent bad behavior, I knew he would land himself in jail and have his face on a mug shot sooner or later (he even smiled on his mug shot too; is he proud of himself or something?!). I'm sure it's only a matter of time now before Miley Cyrus is next.

If Selena Gomez knows what's good for her, she better dump him right now, and get as far away from him as she can, as quickly as she can.