- It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
- What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
- The person who invented knock knock jokes
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
- What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
- LIFE HACK: Cold? Go and stand in the corner for a bit.
- Why was 6 afraid of 7?
- Your mother is so lacking in class
- Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
- The thing about roofers is...
- What do you call a flute that's converted into a bong?
- I tied a clock to my belt.
- Why doesn't Lep Zeppelin tip?
- What do you call cosplaying on October 31st?
- What does a farmer use to count his cows?
- What would Tom Hardy be called if he was socialist?
- What's a pirates favorite letter?
- Why did the dwarf laugh when he was playing football?
- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
- Did you hear about the man with no arms and no legs who swam around Australia?
- What did 0 say to 8?
- A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog
- Where did Noah keep his bees?
- What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
- A man came home to find that every single lamp in his house had been stolen.
- What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
- A jumper cable walks into a bar.
- You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Know what that means?
- What did Professor Oak say before he got into a fight?
- A man woke up in a hospotal after a terrible accident. He said to the doctor...
- What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
- Why is Peter Pan always flying?
- A psychic dwarf escaped from a jail
- What do French people call a bad Thursday?
- Why was Hitler hit with a baseball bat?
- What do ghosts get when they're turned on?
- What type of currency do they use in outer space?
- What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
- Princess Peach got sick...
- What did a female Castlevania NPC say while walking in a bad part of town?
- Camping
- What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
- So I shot a nail gun into a crowd of Pokemon. I got arrested.
- Two friends waved at each other for the same amount of time.
- When people were upset that Pluto was no longer a planet I told them not to worry...
- Fred Durst was playing Super Mario 3. He was very excited to get the Racoon suit...
- What do you call a pirate statue on top of a building?
- I'm addicated to brake fluid...
- Dwayne Johnson tackled a giy and pinned him to the ground.
- Sure, FFVIII may have its flaws...
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- Knock Knock
- I used some polish remover
- What's brown and sticky
- What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- why was the energizer bunny arrested
- how does NASA organize a party?
- A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them
- Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
- I started a band called 999 Megabytes
- A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a fish.
- Mario breaks up with Princess Peach
- A cop pulls over Werner Heisenberg
- What do you do with a sick chemist?
- How do you make seven an even number?
- What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
- "Hey Ken, can I borrow some money?" Ryu asked.
- I'm not gonna raichu a love song
- why did the flying cow love Final Fantasy?
- I taught a tissue to dance!
- Why did Legolas decide to learn archery?
- Ok! This needs to stop!
- Why can't a nose be twelve inches?
- So, there's a man crawling through the desert.
- A man is on a game show
- Why did she knead dough?
- Did you guys hear about the cows who smoke weed and play poker?
- What does Trent Reznor put on his minature boats?