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Sephex
04-01-2016, 01:41 PM
I guess that was the final nail in the Koffing.

Psychotic
04-01-2016, 01:44 PM
Like, I know this is a joke but it's spawned a greater internal debate for me. Do you think a Koffing would pop if you hit it with a nail gun, or...?

Fynn
04-01-2016, 01:46 PM
Nah, I think it's kind of like a hard cement-like structure? Your nailgun would probably break

Psychotic
04-01-2016, 01:47 PM
Surely not! I thought they were little bags of gas that floated about because they were so light!

Fynn
04-01-2016, 01:48 PM
Even if, they look more spongy than anything. I don't think it'd pop. We already have a balloon Poke anyway

Sephex
04-01-2016, 01:50 PM
What have I done?

Psychotic
04-01-2016, 01:50 PM
But where is the gas kept otherwise Fynn? Where is the gas kept otherwise?

Fynn
04-01-2016, 01:51 PM
Well, see, it makes even more sense if it's a sponge. Maybe the gas starts as a liquid and it later heats up with this little furnace inside and it just comes out?

Sephex
04-01-2016, 01:53 PM
This is a terrible day.

Fynn
04-01-2016, 01:57 PM
You've brought this on yourself

Psychotic
04-01-2016, 02:07 PM
In Pokemon Snap you must rescue a Jigglypuff by deflating a Koffing! QED :holmes:

Fynn
04-01-2016, 02:09 PM
Pokemon SNAP is as canon to the games as the anime, so your point proves nothing :colbert:

Psychotic
04-01-2016, 02:12 PM
Oh yeah? Defeat a Koffing in Pokemon Stadium and it sadly expels all its gas and shrivels into a sad sack on the ground!

Fynn
04-01-2016, 02:15 PM
Oh yeah? Defeat a Koffing in Pokemon Stadium and it sadly expels all its gas and shrivels into a sad sack on the ground!

Ugh, you!


I set up a poll so we can decide this fair and square once its time comes! :colbert:

Psychotic
04-01-2016, 02:18 PM
No need. Look up how much it weighs.

And then kneel :cool:

Fynn
04-01-2016, 02:19 PM
A sponge could weigh just as little. You proved nothing

Old Manus
04-01-2016, 02:20 PM
According to the internet, Koffing weights 2.2lbs. Make of that what you will.

Galuf
04-01-2016, 02:28 PM
all hail Gas koffing

Ultima Shadow
04-03-2016, 03:52 PM
Well, Koffing does learn both "Self-Destruct" and "Explosion" naturally. So...