View Full Version : Ask a stupid Final Fantasy question, etc. - ONLY ONE QUESTION IN TEN POSTS!!!!
jammi567
05-16-2007, 07:08 PM
To get you heated up for something else
Why do the Guado look like Meduca?
scrumpleberry
05-17-2007, 07:02 PM
Because they were caught doin' it in a temple of Athene by Athene (that's what happened to Medusa, ya know.)
Why does Tifa, Rinoa and Garnet's hair look exactly the same?
Twilight Edge
05-18-2007, 04:37 PM
Rinoa's hair is completely different.
What is even mightier than the almighty Omnislash?
jammi567
05-19-2007, 09:46 AM
Lion Heart
If FF VII is :skull::skull::skull::skull:, what does that make XII?
demondude
05-19-2007, 02:45 PM
great
why is quina so sexy?
arcanedude34
05-19-2007, 10:25 PM
Like Tifa, Quina was made only for her overwhelming sex appeal.
Yum yum! :-P
Is Amarant just a pathetic rip-off of Vincent in terms of personality?
jammi567
05-20-2007, 10:16 AM
As Vincent is a ripoff of Rubicant, yes.
Which world is better: VIII or X?
arcanedude34
05-30-2007, 11:37 PM
FFX, cuz it has Auron. What has VIII given us lately?
Who deserves the most praise: Cloud, Vincent, Sephiroth, or Auron?
Holy Lancer
05-31-2007, 12:52 AM
Auron, because's he is a zombie and he can do zombie attack.
Why does Tidus always hang around Rikku?
Takara
05-31-2007, 02:26 AM
He's an horny teenager, and she's dressed in tight clothes.
Why do the characters in FFT have big hands, but no nose?
Aerisfanatic
05-31-2007, 04:01 AM
He's an horny teenager, and she's dressed in tight clothes.
Why do the characters in FFT have big hands, but no nose?
:eek: plz it is very rude to point out peoples diformities!
how come ff characters never shower and yet no one else seems to notice... do they have some special way of keeping themselves clean?
Griff
05-31-2007, 10:25 PM
No, they just stink up the place. Thats why FFT characters evolved to have no noses.
Who lost their virginity first, Aeris or Tifa?
jammi567
05-31-2007, 11:23 PM
So obviously Aeries, i mean, who would want to out with Tifa...
If fun is sex, is Lulu bored?
demondude
06-01-2007, 04:27 PM
Not if i'm anywere near her:)
Why is quina so sexy
arcanedude34
06-03-2007, 09:44 PM
The lonely and virginity-holding programmers needed someone to keep them... aroused during FFIX production.
What is the purpose of Yuffie in the grand scheme of things.?
Northcrest
06-14-2007, 08:55 PM
Trying to show off in front of cloud she has had her eye on him for a long time.
How come Tidus made out with Yuna?
jammi567
06-14-2007, 10:44 PM
If you're a pimp, wouldn't you do it with anyone?
Is there at least one homosexual character in each game?
Takara
06-15-2007, 12:59 AM
Depends if you're a rabid yaoi fangirl or not. If you are, then in your mind, all the male characters want to do each other, even if they have a canon relationship with a female character.
Does Zidane like bananas?
ReloadPsi
06-18-2007, 01:17 PM
Of course! Who doesn't? Oh, wait a minute, was that some euphemism for... ewww! No way, he's so obviously straight! Or maybe bi, in which case we can't be sure! :D
So how do I get my own cyberpet who finds me treasures in his own parallel universe, just like in FF8?
Dynast-Kid
06-18-2007, 01:21 PM
Sell you soul to the cyber devil and you will recieve all that is wished...For a price...
In FFX-2, how long does it take Rikku to do her hair?
Alsray
06-18-2007, 11:59 PM
it's a wig
when will the series end?
jammi567
06-19-2007, 06:09 PM
What's a series end!
Was Sephiroth posh?
The black mage
06-26-2007, 11:44 AM
he stayed in an inn. i gess not
Why does Bahumut fly
Griff
06-26-2007, 01:18 PM
Because he has wings *insert Red Bull reference here*.
Why did Tidus have one pant leg longer than the other?
qwertysaur
06-27-2007, 03:55 AM
It is what is in style in Zanarkand.
Why do so many FF characters have spikey hair?
Cledarius
06-27-2007, 04:19 PM
Because they're all stupid and put their fingers in a plug socket, every day, twice!
What's the meaning of the words "Final Fantasy"?
arcanedude34
07-07-2007, 03:14 AM
Final- The last of a series or group
Fantasy- Fabrication
Why doesnt Seymour stay dead the first time I kill him? WHY DOES HE HAVE TO COME BACK ON MT. GAGAZET?
The Unknown Guru
07-23-2007, 02:08 AM
He doesn't feel like staying dead, of course.
Why does Cecil answer qustions with unrelated statements?
Heero Yuy NWZC
07-23-2007, 07:17 PM
Because he doesn't want to give it away. >.<
How come moogles and chocobos never evolved, even a little bit, throughout the whole time of Final Fantasy?
Northcrest
07-23-2007, 07:40 PM
They don't go through Pubirty like us humans.
How come each FF villian always wants to take over the world.
PeneloRatsbane
07-23-2007, 11:04 PM
because they wanted to take over the local playground but bigger boys had already got there and were smoking and saying swears so they all got scared and decided to take over the world instead.
whose neck frilly (cravat?) thing is cooler: Zidane's one with the ribbon or Balthiers that looks like a doily
arcanedude34
07-25-2007, 03:12 AM
Zidane's duh. It adds to his 'charming-ness' while Balthiers makes him look like he knitted his accessories in his grandma's basement.
Is Fran really a good name for a character in a fantasy?
PeneloRatsbane
07-25-2007, 12:49 PM
Fran is a "Frantastic" name for a ff character, reminicent of the random ones Like Cecil and Rosa and Vincent. its classy, and it is different from all the other random Veira names much like she is different from all the veira. Before it seemed a plain name but her great beauty makes it a better name. Plus Balthier says it in a nice way in his posh accent, its like "Fran fran fran fran fran fran" is every other word for him, makes it sexy.
What did Vincent do...alone...for all those years he was in a coffin
The Unknown Guru
07-25-2007, 11:20 PM
You would probably be better off not asking that...
Why did Garnet cut her hair?
PeneloRatsbane
07-26-2007, 12:19 PM
Cos she had headlice, she got them off of Vivi even tho he has no hair.
who uses the most hair gel, Cloud with his original doom spike or seymour with his mental hair?
scrumpleberry
07-26-2007, 03:32 PM
Cloud by far. Seymour just gets Anima to do his hair for him. Mummy's boy.
Why do so many FF girls suffer from chronic marysueness?
arcanedude34
07-31-2007, 07:52 PM
Cuz the inspiration for the whole series was a woman named 'Mary-Sue' so they honored her by making all the females Mary-Sues.
What. The. Hell. Is up w/ Tifa's geeky hat and vest in the flashback?! I thought women were supposed to make outfits look good! She looks like she should be wrangling up some cattle instead of hiking in the mountains.
qwertysaur
07-31-2007, 08:31 PM
Tifa just decided to wear the most fashonable clothes possible. But since Sephiroth did'nt like her clothes, she grew a hateing of Shinra and she joined Avalanche. The whole burning of her hoetown was just the cover story.
How does Wakka's hair stay in a perfect crest in the water?
scrumpleberry
07-31-2007, 09:10 PM
It's actually painted concrete.
How come Yuna doesn't drown in the kissing scene?
Hazzard
07-31-2007, 10:13 PM
Tidus really attempted to kill her off underwater, by suffocating her with his lips. Unfortunately her roboticness was too overwhelming.
What would Fran and Zell do on a lonely night?
arcanedude34
08-06-2007, 02:27 AM
Dungeons and Dragons, duh.
Which song is better and why- Otherworld (aka Blitzball Arena Rock) or One-Winged Angel (aka OMG tEH sEPHIROTHZz song OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^)
jammi567
08-06-2007, 11:00 AM
Ahh, i would have to say that the sequals to the songs are better,soo....yeah.
How did Kimahri get so horn-ey?
PeneloRatsbane
08-06-2007, 12:50 PM
he played FF X-2
whos the hotter twin, Basch or Gabranth?
Twilight Edge
08-08-2007, 11:07 AM
Gabranth.
Why doesn't Vaan's vest absorb heat or cold?
PeneloRatsbane
08-08-2007, 12:46 PM
because its not really there, he just drew it on with a pen like he did with his six pack
What does a hotty like Edea see in a robin-williams lookalike geek like Cid?
The Last Ancient
08-10-2007, 09:50 PM
He's huge
What kind of Jail lets you out of it if your a good chocobo rider? (FF7 Corel)
leader of mortals
08-10-2007, 10:07 PM
well in most jails, people ride you, so they want to be different:barf:
How big are clouds pockets if he can carry that many items
Griff
08-11-2007, 02:13 PM
Pockets? He keeps them in a hidden pouch in his sword.
I've been gone for a week, have the VII fanboys been crushed yet?
arcanedude34
08-14-2007, 02:59 PM
Nope, still goin strong. : )
How does Edward (FFIV) manage to be so weak at first, yet become such a powerhouse later in the game?
Twilight Edge
08-15-2007, 09:01 AM
He got himself a spine.
How Ace is Tidus at Blitzball?
jammi567
08-15-2007, 10:48 AM
Not very, as he's just not all there sometimes.
How can anyone consider Aereth to be good in battle without materia apart from her limit breaks?
SnoopyG
08-19-2007, 02:12 AM
lets just say she sells more than flowers
Whose smile is scarier, Clouds or Squalls?
arcanedude34
08-19-2007, 04:40 AM
Cloud's makes little children cry. Squall's makes full-grown men cry. You be the judge.
Why is Red XIII red?
Griff
08-20-2007, 03:18 PM
Because Eiffel 65 made it uncool for anyone to be blue.
If Aeris had lived, how would she and Tifa have inevitably finished their rivalry?
f f freak
08-20-2007, 04:09 PM
Tifa would have killed her instead.
If Yuffie is Yuna's, mum's, sister's Husband and Terra is Marlene's, brother's, long lost Wife's, Father's Wife where the hell does Quistis fit into all this.
PeneloRatsbane
08-20-2007, 04:13 PM
Quistis is the creator of all things and thusly the mother of them all
If fran went to the supermarket what would she buy?
scrumpleberry
08-20-2007, 11:06 PM
A tube of chapstick and a cosy winter coat. Oh, and some lettuce.
How long do all the final fantasy characters spend on their hair each morning, on average?
jammi567
08-21-2007, 12:24 AM
About an hour. Or 24.
Do any of the characters want to cross into another game?
Evastio
08-21-2007, 04:22 AM
Most of them want to go to the Dragon Quest games and see how much better they could do in defeating the villians there.
Why is Josef in FF2 bald?
jammi567
08-21-2007, 10:10 AM
Because bald guys are sexy! Hense, why you rarely see any, because it wouldn't do to have a sexy guy in the game, because that's for women only.
If Cloud + Wakka's hair's weight is added together, what is Warrior's sword size?
scrumpleberry
08-21-2007, 10:41 AM
Uhhh...
...
...
SWORDCHUCKS!
What does Garland like to do in an evening where he's just had a looong day of unsucessful conquering?
Twilight Edge
08-21-2007, 11:20 AM
Think of how to conquer successfully.
Is Hadoken radioactive?
50calCerberus
08-21-2007, 03:10 PM
whos fruitier tidus or kuja?
why does vaan look like and pose like a chick?
i would of answered the previous one but i dont kno wat hadoken means
PeneloRatsbane
08-21-2007, 08:12 PM
Kuja, the bloke wears a thong! no more discussion needed
Vaan poses like a chick because his mommy always wanted a daughter so she used to call him Vaanessa and bought him dollies (b4 she died).
Do you think that Rude has ever accidently made out with Reno? or maybe on purpose?
Twilight Edge
08-22-2007, 05:07 AM
i would of answered the previous one but i dont kno wat hadoken means
You haven't read it yet...?
On topic, he would love to make out with Reno on purpose.
Exactly how deadly is Fighter's two-fisted monkey style?
50calCerberus
08-24-2007, 09:12 PM
Kuja, the bloke wears a thong! no more discussion needed
Vaan poses like a chick because his mommy always wanted a daughter so she used to call him Vaanessa and bought him dollies (b4 she died).
Do you think that Rude has ever accidently made out with Reno? or maybe on purpose?
lol both make sense...fighters two fisted monkey style is deadlier than chuckk noris' fighting style lmao:D
id spell his name right but for some reason when i spell chuck norris right it...o there it goes again...dangit y cant i spell chuckk norris right
Firo Volondé
08-24-2007, 11:27 PM
Because Chuck Norris's real name in writing is so awesome, it would cause your head to explode if you saw it. I don't know how that relates to Final Fantasy though...
How do you accidently make out with someone?
If Zell Miller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zell_Miller) were running for President, would Zell Dincht vote for him?
Goldenboko
08-25-2007, 12:10 AM
No Zell is barred from Voting after Voting for a Hot Dog.
What's more likely?
Rikku getting married to a guy, or Zell Getting married to a girl?
Rengori
08-25-2007, 12:23 AM
Rikku married to a guy, but it'd probably end in divorce since she dresses like a hooker.
In FFVII, What the fuck is Esther supposed to be?
Twilight Edge
08-25-2007, 08:50 AM
Cloud's manager and backup whore?
Is Blackbelt's death in 8-bit theater neccessary?
jammi567
08-25-2007, 11:16 AM
Yes, yes, yes!
What's Squall's ID name?
scrumpleberry
08-25-2007, 11:55 AM
lend_mi_ur_eyeliner_gunblade_masta_773
In FF1, to practise black magic, does one need to be inherently evil? Is the same true with goodness for white magic?
Storm San
08-25-2007, 12:35 PM
Yes.
Does Sephiroth like pokemon ?
Rengori
08-25-2007, 12:49 PM
Tch, Sephiroth has collected them all, 8 times.
Why didn't Locke see Celes in chains and go for it?
Storm San
08-25-2007, 12:50 PM
Because he prefers tentacles.
Why is Ultros funny ?
jammi567
08-25-2007, 09:38 PM
Because he's stupid.
What does Aerith do in her spare time when she's not being impaled on a sword, or worshipped like the third coming of Christ?
Storm San
08-25-2007, 10:03 PM
She visits the Forbidden City and reminisces Zack.
Why is Shinra wearing this outfit ? (FFX-2)
PeneloRatsbane
08-25-2007, 11:01 PM
cos he read that it was fashionable in cosmo magazine.
whoses better at skiing: Kadaj (FFVII:AC) or Jules (FFXII)
The Unknown Guru
08-26-2007, 01:54 AM
Jules. Kadaj's weird sword would throw off his balance.
Who is Ultros/Orthros related to?
scrumpleberry
08-26-2007, 06:46 PM
That dude what was in Pirates of the Curriedbean.
What does the memento ring look like?
arcanedude34
08-26-2007, 09:49 PM
It looks like a ring with a momento on it.
Does Kefka feel love?
jammi567
08-27-2007, 03:23 PM
Clearly...
Who's Final Fantasy's 'sex bomb'?
PeneloRatsbane
08-27-2007, 08:17 PM
Its between Tifa and Fran, they fight it out in a muddy areana whilst wearing skimpy clothes (so there normal attire then) but its a battle that rages on through out time and so no winner is ever crowned.
Do u think Zell will regret that Tatoo on his face when he well old?
arcanedude34
08-28-2007, 01:29 AM
No, it gives him a derranged appearance, which will come in handy when he goes on to rob hot dog stands later in life.
What the hell are Freya and Frately? I mean, like, what the hell species? Some kinda horse-rat combo?
leader of mortals
08-28-2007, 05:34 PM
actually they are called horseian rations... so yes
why does barret swear more than my brother
Selena_Akariko
08-29-2007, 06:16 AM
Because Cid swears more than him.
Why doesn't Zidane have any luck with girls?
Beacuse, despite what he thinks, chicks DO NOT dig the tail...
Why can't the main hero of FFXIII be a penguin?
Selena_Akariko
08-29-2007, 11:00 AM
Because he can't hold a gunblade.
Why does Steiner wear rusted armor?
The Last Oath
08-29-2007, 11:14 AM
Because he earns 1 gil a year
Why Doesnt Cloud ever change his clotheS?
because purple is the new black.
If cents are parts of a dollar, what is a part of gil?
arcanedude34
08-29-2007, 05:29 PM
GP
When are they gonna make a game w/ Cid as the protagonist?
Selena_Akariko
08-29-2007, 06:53 PM
Doomsday, no sooner.
Why is Ritz so goddamn PINK!?
Didn't you npay attention during the game? She didn't want to be like a viera... at first. Instead, she wanted to be wedding peach.
Why didn't Cid Highwind grow a beard or a moustache?
Hyperion4444
08-29-2007, 09:26 PM
He has a beard? That's because you're confusing yourself with Barret.
Why is Barret the only FF character on a PS console to have a long beard 'minus FFXI' and why doesn't he have that same one now?
arcanedude34
08-29-2007, 10:03 PM
He wanted to be different, a rebel, a renegade, but then he got over it.
Why didn't Barret get a normal prosthetic hand?
I shall answer with your quote:
He wanted to be different, a rebel, a renegade
Why don't Vieras have tails? They would have even more sexappeal...
scrumpleberry
08-29-2007, 11:46 PM
They do have tails, but once you chop em off and use them as a powderpuff, they're kind of hard to get back on again. But it's worth it to stop a shiny nose!
How many times a day is one likely to come across a manic bishounen?
PeneloRatsbane
08-30-2007, 12:13 AM
four times, double that if its a full moon
what do u think Vivi looks like nakid?
He IS naked. He walked around all of FFIX in the nude...
Why do you think Kimahri talks so little?
Mercen-X
08-30-2007, 07:11 PM
You don't off intelligent conversation.
"Why does every FF character hate this thread?"
arcanedude34
08-30-2007, 07:56 PM
Cuz we're gradually bashing every character in the series.
Why doesn't Marche get hair gel or a haircut for his giant cowlick?
Cuz we're gradually bashing every character in the series.
Why doesn't Marche get hair gel or a haircut for his giant cowlick?
'Cuz chicks dig it.
Should Edge be considered a pedophile? Why?/Why not?
The Unknown Guru
08-30-2007, 10:01 PM
Nah. He only hits on Rydia when she's grown up.
What's wrong with FFIX moogles? You unfreeze them and they call you bastards. Come on.
scrumpleberry
08-31-2007, 12:28 AM
They're screwed up psychologically because they were frozen for a little too long.
Are chocobos based off those birds in Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind? (I do actually want to know this, it's been bugging me ever since I saw that movie.)
jammi567
08-31-2007, 02:20 PM
I have no idea...
Can you eat Moogles, and if so, what do they taste like?
Selena_Akariko
08-31-2007, 05:51 PM
The meat tastes like a cake, the fur like cotton candy, and the ball is actually a very hairy strawberry.
How does Yuna walk on water?
PeneloRatsbane
08-31-2007, 06:03 PM
cos of all the dead bodies, or cos she's Moses or noah or which ever one walked on water.
Why doesn't Lulu gain any baby weight?
arcanedude34
09-01-2007, 03:33 PM
Cuz her baby isn't normal, it lives in her bloodstream. When she gave birth, it shot out of her jugular vein.
How many gallons of hair gel does it take to style Seymour's hair?
Selena_Akariko
09-06-2007, 05:26 PM
Same as the max number of '9's that can fit on the screen.
Why wasn't there a Cid in FFs I-III?
jammi567
09-06-2007, 06:13 PM
Err, there was...
how come the people in X don't have surnames?
PeneloRatsbane
09-06-2007, 07:00 PM
because they didn't trust square enix to give them some, from fear of ending up with something like "B'nargin Dalmasca" or "Von Ronsenburg", i love those names, but the ffx gang wanted to seem all street and hardcore and apparantly those were too posh like
where do Kuja and Fran do there thong shopping?
Selena_Akariko
09-08-2007, 07:01 AM
Oh, it's a secret place only open for chosen ones, because otherwise everybody would want to buy thongs, there won't be enough for everybody, which would cause war and despair.
Why does Square give weather names to some guys? Squall, Tidus, Cloud?
jammi567
09-08-2007, 10:01 PM
Tidus is a weather name! That's a new one on me...
who would you expect to go with who?
Selena_Akariko
09-09-2007, 03:55 PM
Cait Sith's Mog with Quina...
Why is Eiko wear pants that are so big on her that they don't even cover her ... Well, you get it. And why doesn't she have any underwear?
arcanedude34
09-09-2007, 04:24 PM
The answer to both is that she wants tyo get laid by one of the moogles.
How does Vivi manage to ALWAYS keep his hat on, even when he falls down or gets dangled from an airship? Not to mention all of the hat-knock-offing battle moves done to him.....
Selena_Akariko
09-09-2007, 05:30 PM
It's glued to his head, that's why!
Why does Kuja have feathers on his head?
Goldenboko
09-09-2007, 05:41 PM
Because he likes to look like a bloody girl.
Who would win in a fight? Cid's beard from FFIV or Sin?
Selena_Akariko
09-09-2007, 05:57 PM
Who would win in a fight? Cid's beard from FFIV or Sin?
The beard, obviously.
Because he [Kuja] likes to look like a bloody girl.
How does having feathers have anyhting to do with being a girl 0_o ?
Goldenboko
09-09-2007, 05:59 PM
I assume that is your question, so I will answer... Everything, it has to do with everything.
So...
Why was Rikku's voice played by the same person who played Tommy Pickles? -(Not a lie!)
Leeza
09-09-2007, 08:57 PM
New rule. One question per member in ten posts.
qwertysaur
09-09-2007, 09:56 PM
Because Tara Strong was the most experienced female Voice actor available.
Which FF character will be bashed next?
Sailor Princess
09-10-2007, 12:10 PM
tifa!
why is penelo silly?
Firo Volondé
09-10-2007, 02:30 PM
Because Tifa is a hussy.
If Red XIII and Aeris were to get together, what would their kids look like?
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