Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[jammi567]

Because she is, in fact, a machine sent from the future...

how do i get to Midgar?

[Hazzard]

You follow the yellow brick road

Why does Palmer wiggle his butt in front of Cloud and the group?

[KazexLisa]

He wants to be sexy......

Why is there a fat chocobo?

[Comet]

Because that's what you call one after it eats the skinny chocobo.

How does Tifa afford all those boob jobs?

[jammi567]

With all the pimp jobs she has

who#s more powerful cloud or zack?

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

With all the pimp jobs she has

who#s more powerful cloud or zack?

Niether they will end up making out with each other.

Why did Tifa get the boob job? to impress Cloud? Barret? Aerith? all three or none and please tell who?

[KazexLisa]

With all the pimp jobs she has

who#s more powerful cloud or zack?

Niether they will end up making out with each other.

Why did Tifa get the boob job? to impress Cloud? Barret? Aerith? all three or none and please tell who?

To Impress Lisa from FFU (the girl in my sig)

Why does Barret have a gun for an arm?

[Twilight Edge]

Because he wanted to be a mass murderer but then again......

Are Tifa's boobs fake? If so, why?

[vorpal blade]

Yes (thus the boob-job questions), to keep her bouyant.

Where is Healin?

[jammi567]

With the doctorlin.

whay did cloud fancy Aeries?

[KoShiatar]

He didn't fancy her. In fact, after he buried her in the lake he did the Victory Dance.

Will Yuffie ever be the queen of Wutai?

[jammi567]

yes, as she'll steal the manlipulate materna, and use it to great effect

will Vincent ever die?

[Mercen-X]

I don't think so. Why have you heard something? (it's funny because it's both the question and the answer... pah!)

[Edge7]

Can't really answer that... I guess I'll just start a new question.
Why does everyone think Tifa had boob enlargements. Everyone knows that was just special effects to draw in male gamers:D .

What does Zack do with the people in the lifestream?

[jammi567]

Rape them

What did CLOUD DO IN THE LIFESTREAM?

[Edge7]

Met up with Aeris
What Did Tifa do when she found out?

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

Met up with Aeris
What Did Tifa do when she found out?
She went in for more implants
How big were they after?

[Mavander]

Big enough for Barett to sleep on them.

What did Tifa do to Barret?

[Twilight Edge]

Bondage domination stuff.

Will Barret recover from the wounds?

[Fatal Impurity]

only if Cloud helps him

what is the whole thing with Cloud and Sephy?

[jammi567]

Sephie raped cloud, and then Aeries

will cloud ever mentally recover?

[Fatal Impurity]

maybe but judging how long it took him to overcome the realisation of being "a puppet" i think the outlook is bleak

why do you people like torturing the characters of FF7?

[jammi567]

Because it's seriously funny to watch

why do most people cry when Aeries dies?

[Mavander]

Because they can't beat up her corpse for losing such good healing limit breaks.

How can Cloud help Barret?

[Twilight Edge]

La resistance de South Park.

Cloud to Aeris: Is Earth mother near?

[BG-57]

Aeris: No, but Mother Earth is. See, you're tracking her in on your boots.

If the Tiny Bronco was taking off with nobody on it, does that make it a pilotless drone?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Nope, just a really smart Bronco.

If the Golden Saucer could float and move about the skies, how would people without airships reach it?

[Mavander]

There would be created Weaponkick Inc.

Why is Diamond Weapon so slow in getting to Midgar?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Tell, how much does diamond weigh seeing as it's highly compressed carbon? A lot...actually it's because it likes to stare at its reflection in the ocean.

When you go to get the black materia, how can you make the old sage looking man slow down to get the key?

[Hazzard]

By kicking him in the balls

Did Heidggar have a crush on scarlet?

[Fatal Impurity]

no he had a crush on president shinra!

will tseng and elena ever get it on?

[Hazzard]

Nah...Tseng has the hots for that dead chick Aeris

Did Dayne really die?

[jammi567]

Yes, and fucking good ridance

did Sephy ever love anyone?

[Comet]

Yeah, she loved Cid!

But was he into her?

[Hazzard]

Marlene aint at that age to decide, but she has a lot of interest in Red 13 (Probably cause of his attractive red fur coat)

What did Zack ever see in Aeris?

[Mavander]

Target practice.

Why does Red XIII grandfather is human?

[jammi567]

That's a really interesting story, but would probally get me banned

why's Barret the only black guy?

[Hazzard]

Barret is just tantalizingly unique

Why cant Cloud control his hormones when he's around Tifa?

[jammi567]

because they're actually half brother and sister, and he really fancies her, but can't

Is Jenova a virus?

[Hazzard]

No, she just some bitch who likes to get in your face

Why does Sephiroth hate Hojo so much?

[Fatal Impurity]

because kids usually hate thier fathers

why is sephy such a mommys boy?

[Stunt]

The other kids stole his cookies.

Why did Sephiroth have red fire and not blue in his famous scene?

[jammi567]

because bluewould've clashed with his hair

whay does Hojo like watching humans and animals try and make out?

[Hazzard]

He finds it...pleasuring...

Why did Lucrecia pick that Hojo fella instead of Vincent Valentine?

[Gabranth]

because hojo was a prick and vincent is a nice guy. girls love assholes.


will cloud ever motorboat tifa?

[jammi567]

yes, one day

who's Sephy's real mum?

[Twilight Edge]

Some dead chick.

Is it me, or does the name 'Ultima Weapon' sound god-bugged retarded?

[jammi567]

Yes, because it is bugged

do Reno and Rude have a relationship

[Hazzard]

Yeah, but its casual and friendly

Does Elena ever sleep with President Rufus?

[jammi567]

No, because she'd be doing polyigamy on her husband Tsang

why are we talking about extream sex?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Because someone who is into that had to bring it up. :mad:

How is Barrett going to get a real hand there instead of a gun?

[Hazzard]

He wont...He's been planning to cut off RedXIII's paw, and replace his gun, then sell the gun on ebay...

Why did Aeris wear that bow, i thought it was her ears at first?

[jammi567]

because it makes her look 'cute'

why does Cait Saith ride a moogle?

[Cledarius]

He needed something that looks even more stupid than he himself.


HWy does Tifa have sweaty armpits?

[Comet]

The compression of her tits cause friction...

No wonder it don't happen to Yuffie... How does she manage getting boys with those things anyway?

[Hazzard]

Her sexy lively attitute turns guys on, but she saves herself for that special one (RedXIII)

Why cant Cloud just cut the crap, and bang Tifa?

[thegirth]

cause deep down inside he misses don corneo

what is that big purple spot on my chin

[jammi567]

A sticking out Materna?

how do people speak to the planet?

[Hazzard]

They beat the crap outta it, and bully it to make it speak.

Why don't the weapons help out by taking out Sephiroth?

[jammi567]

Because the computer programmer calculated the wepons wrong

why don't the wepons attack the Gold Saucer?

[vorpal blade]

Ruby Weapon called dibs, and it's waiting to rub it in the other Weapons' faces.

What's an Adamantaimai?

[cloud_doll]

the special gel cloud uses for his hair.

why does reno have a rat tail?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Because he was also another eperiment of Hojo's.

When will Cloud get a change of clothes?

[Mavander]

He actually changes clothes after every boss, but we're too blind, dumb and stupid to see it.

Why does Sephiroth don't let you take materia from him from the flashback?

[jammi567]

Because he's actually Yuffies sister in desguise

why does Scarlet live?

[The Crystal]

To annoy everyone with her laugh.

Why Restrictor is allways using a mask?

[Hazzard]

Because its confused

Why is Marlene left by herself in that bar for like 3 days?

[jammi567]

because she's actually Tifa's grandama, but the group are hiding it because it embarrises Tifa.

Why is Rude bold?

[Hazzard]

Because RedXIII wanting to use it as fur.

So what happens to the turks after you kiss their asses for the last time?

[jammi567]

they go into hiding from the shame of being beaten by a couple of brats.

Has Aeries lost her viginity?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Ever seen Ace Ventura: Pet Detective? AS***** YUMMYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A'yo, why Ruby Weapon underwater? As a matter of fact, Why are they fighting underwater?

[Hazzard]

*Emerald Weapon* is underwater,because it helps the group with swimming lessons.

Why dont tseng just kill the whole party of Cloud and them lot...Cause we know he can do it!!??

[leader of mortals]

cause he crapped his pants and he is afraid if he gets too close to cloud and them they will notice

why does tseng crap his pants and not the adult diapers his mom gave them

[cloud_doll]

because they itched.

Did Cloud and Don Corneo ever have any sexual relations?

[Hazzard]

They experimented on their selves here and their,
but the relationship never really worked out...

Where did that Don Corneo fella get his pets from?

[thegirth]

banana republic

where is the silver chocobo

[jammi567]

In the gold chocobo's ass

Are chocobo's ever killed and eaten?

[Mavander]

Yes, that's how you get a fat chocobo. He get's the leftovers.

Why is there only one moogle in the game?

[Hazzard]

The moogles were starting to be extinct, once the fat chocobo started to eat them.

How much you think those actors in Nibelhiem get paid?

[vorpal blade]

All the free tacos they can eat!

What's Sephiroth's theme song?

[jammi567]

'Why do i have a feeling that i actually have two mothers'

Is Reno's head on fire?

[Mavander]

Yes, he's the grand-grand-(...)grand-grandfather of Amarant.

Kweh? or Wark?

[jammi567]

Kweh of course

chocobo or airship?

[thegirth]

all your base are belong to us

why is cloud white

[Hazzard]

The mako turned him white.

Does Bugenhagen have a partner?

[thegirth]

yes, HOHOHUGEN is the name

!$#@% or $#%!

[jammi567]

$#%!

Why does Barret swear so much?

[BG-57]

He wasn't potty-mouth trained.

Does KoTR have to push the pram a lot?


all your base are belong to us

What you say?!?

[Twilight Edge]

Yes.

Does KoTR look more like Chinese than European?

[Hazzard]

Neither, there more like a mixture of the two.

When does Highwind get upgraded?

[Mavander]

It doesn't get upgraded, it just falls apart, because it's old and uncool.

Why does Yuffie use oversized Shurikens?

[Hazzard]

She wants to be like Cloud, in every way...

Why does Cloud use oversized swords?

[jammi567]

Because anyone would think mhe was weak

how is Mako converted into electricity?

[thegirth]

through a mako into electricity machina

seffiroth is tehs shissnest im not a n00b??


Does KoTR have to push the pram a lot?

ROFLMAO

[Hazzard]

Thats a language that i think ill never understand...

Why is Sephiroth's hair grey?

[jammi567]

Because he's actually an oldie trying to act hip and cool

what's wrong with Hojo?

[Gabranth]

two words: crystal meth.




how heavy is the buster sword?

[Hazzard]

Its actually light, weighing at 2 pounds!

Does Barret pump weights?

[thegirth]

nah he just hits the puching bag in the basement of seventh heaven, occasionally switching to biggs

(this question are sick)

[jammi567]

well, the answer is even sicker

why did Lucrecia cose Hojo over Vincent?

[Hazzard]

Simple...She thought Hojo had a bigger cock than Vincent

Where does Cid go, when the group breaks up before the Sephiroth battle?

[BG-57]

Cigarette break.

Who were in the coffins next to Vincent?

[Mavander]

Fangirls, who else?

Why was Vincent in one piece after the fangirls raid?

[Comet]

He raped them before they had a chance to do anything, and then stuffed them in the nearby coffins.

Did Zack ever have sex with Aeris?

[Mavander]

Zack was a kind and gentle man, who couldn't get to bed with Aerith, because of the massive fangirls attacks every five minutes.

Who does fangirls attack more, Zack or Vincent?

[Hazzard]

Vincent, cause he's cold and mysterious, and isn't as revealing as our friend Zack.

Whats Cloud's general feelings on that chick Piscilla?

[Twilight Edge]

Soft lips. :love:

Why does Yuffie have a cage trap in the basement?

[Mavander]

She's retarted.

Why is Aerith selling flowers?

[Hazzard]

It's her way of saying: ' Later on...I'll pay you back...'

Why is Tseng always by himself?

[jammi567]

because he noticed that Cloud was cool being the loner, so he copied him.

why does everyone hate Cat Saith so much?

[Hazzard]

He slept with Tifa...Then got caught by Vincent, when it was his turn to have a bit of Tifa...

What's so mysterious about Vincent Valentine?

[Da5nake]

He was caught pleasuring Aerith by Barret while Cloud was fighting Sephiroth

why does Cloud get Aerith and Tifa

[Comet]

Because he wanted to try something new, not the same old Barret and Cait Sith.

Why the hell is Palmer always doing that gay dance?

[Hazzard]

It's his way of pleasuring himself, and he likes to shake his booty!

Why does Heidggar have a beard?

[Cledarius]

To hide the rest of his ugly face.

What are these black robed people?

[Hazzard]

Nobodies from K.H-2 have invaded FF7 world...

What's Dio's goal in life?

[Mavander]

To run around Gold Saucer without his little pants. And with every chocobo race he's getting closer to his goal...

Why is Saphire Weapon (the one killed around Junon) so weakass?

[Twilight Edge]

He isn't, it's the cannon that's too badass for him to handle.

someone take my question, can't think of any.

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

Because your a twit.......hang on what?

What did cloud and tifa do at the end of the second disk?

If you cant dazzle them with knowledge then baffle them with bull:skull::skull::skull::skull:
:shoot:

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

...oh, wouldn't you like to know? ;)

What secret event triggers your characters to change clothes?

[Hazzard]

The strip club in Aeris' mom's house

Has Barret ever sang a song in his life, and what was it?

[Mavander]

He did sang, but all those that heared it can remember is some kind of red water going off their holes in the body and a rape feeling.

Why does Ultimate Weapon leaves a crater after itself? (just beated it ^^)

[Mercen-X]

Bad gas.

Where is Masamune1600 in-game? I've tried everything I can think of to get my hands on it ;p

[jammi567]

First, you have to make Sephiroth like you, and then, after getting Aeries to whine about the planet, he'll give it to you, saying: "Can you shut that bitch up, she's doing my head in!" "How should i do it?" "i don't know! try flying down from the roof in the Ancient city and stab her in the back or something"

How do i get a tank so i can blow Barret up?

[darksword12]

Go to the wall market weapons shop and steal one.

Why doesn't materia break?

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

Cos i said so

Why did i die in the emerald fight?

Friends are like apples...........you can pick good ones but they might still be rotten inside
:shoot:

[darksword12]

Because your life consists of more activities than leveling up.

How does materia violate the Law of Conservation of Matter by generating another materia ("materia birth" as it were)?

[oddler]

It doesn't. It imparts the AP collected into a replica of itself. Trick question!

Why does everyone not get stricken with the Sadness effect when Aeris dies?

[Twilight Edge]

After they are done with JENOVA, then they get sadness, but they rested and it's gone.

Why does one of Red's limit breaks make him go berzerk?

[Mavander]

It makes him remember his sad, retarted childhood.

Where is Jar Weapon located?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Underneath that pot in the ninja village of course (forgot the name XD).

What's under Vincent's coat?

[Hazzard]

The secret ninja village- Wutai...That you had forgetten...

What was Lucrecia doing to herself, while inside that cave?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Alright, thanks.

btw, she was trying to find her car keys.

How does Cloud get to Mideel from the inside of Gaia so fast?

[Mercen-X]

You lie. There were no car keys involved.

The lifestream acts like a giant toilet.

When Sephiroth is about ready to leave the Ancient's Temple, why does he give the group so much information?

[The black mage]

he fell in the liferapids

why dosn't barrt actuly speak like mr t

[jammi567]

because he's too badass to do so

If Zack = Yuffie, what's CXloud = to?

[Twilight Edge]

Who?

Who's the numbskull? the numbskull or the one following the numbskull?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Both in fact, but the numbskull following the numbskull before is even more of a numbskull.

How can you get Don Corneo to look like a real pimp?

[Cledarius]

You can't. That's one of the things even FINAL Fantasy can't do.


Why are Tifa's eyes red?

[jammi567]

Because she's actually evil

What's the Buster sword made of?

[Twilight Edge]

Stainless steel.

Who is the PIMP of FFVII?

[The black mage]

Don conero. Durh

why does Dio only run around in his underware

[Hazzard]

He finds it liberating.

What'sup with that Teioh dude, who keeps beating Cloud in chocobo racing?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

You mean the masked man? He just does it because he's bored of the battle arena. If he went there, you'd definitely be screwed.

When will the owner of Golden Saucer ever learn to put more clothes on?

[jammi567]

As long as women like him, never

The plot's confusing!

[Hazzard]

Wow, this thread just keeps breathing!

What is that is so special about FFVII?

[jammi567]

Fu*k all

What's the worst thing about VII?

[Comet]

Tifa doesn't strip.

What will Sephiroth say if Yuffie goes to him 'I wanna suck your coconuts!'

[jammi567]

"No thanks, i rather Tifa did it"

Who does Sephiroth love?

[Twilight Edge]

Who else? His mom.

Why does Sephy love JENOVA?

[Aerisfanatic]

cuz he thinks jenova is his motherand like alll little boys miss their mothers

how did sephiroth act like a coward in the game?

[jammi567]

By stabbing a bitch in the back, not actually taking on a physical role until the middle of disk 2.....etc, etc

Who's the daddy?!

[Hazzard]

My Uncle

Who's the Auntie?

[jammi567]

My whore.

Why was Aeries an Ancient?

[thegirth]

42

37???

[Twilight Edge]

X-ATM049.

Why was Airbuster easy?

[Mavander]

He actually is harder than Sephiroth, but when you fought him, he had a tummy ache.

Why does Barret shows his chest to everyone?

[thegirth]

because Mr T does

why is barret Mr T

[jammi567]

because Mr T is the only black person they could find on short notice.

why?

[Hazzard]

Cause it's different

Why isn't there ever a black protagonist or anymore black characters in any FF's today, apart from FF7?

[sockmonkey]

The gaming industry is trying to keep the black man down!

or

They didn't want the airship to have it's rims stolen.

Why does Cid smoke?

[jammi567]

Who says he just smokes....

is it true he's actually a drug lord?

[Hazzard]

No, he's the local whore of Rocket Town as well

What did Aeris do, to make Cloud have feelings for her?

[BARRETT BRUTE]

WHY DOES CLOUDS HEAD LOOK LIKE A CHOCOBOS ARSE.:choc2:

IS IT COS HE LET CAIT SITH CUT HIS HAIR?

[Cezanzo]

Because Clould IS a Chocobo

If Cloud is a chocobo, why doesnt Tifa ever "Ride" him?

[oddler]

Because she always accidentally attacks him or forgets to give him greens so he runs away.

Why did Scarlet and Tifa slap each other?

[sockmonkey]

Fanservice.

If vincent had a day job what would it be?

[jammi567]

A cleaner at the local burger king complex

why not be an assassin?

[Mavander]

Because... well, actually, Vincent IS an assasin always, you just don't know about it yet. But look around for a red dot, I payed him frickin' 10 000 gils.

Does it hurt Cloud after a chocobo race he jumps like that?

[Twilight Edge]

Yes. It makes him want to wear that dress.

Is Cloud secretly pumping the chocobo?

[Mavander]

Yes, that's what greens are for.

Why greens are legal then?

[Aerisfanatic]

cuz people like greens

how much gell do you think cloud uses in the morning?

[The black mage]

Lets just say, he spends more than bill gates has a day on hair gell

how did tifa go from been a normal girl to a tomboy

[jammi567]

Ummmm, sexual desires changed

Why was Aeries considered so holy, even before the bitch died?

[Mavander]

She was a virgin. And threatened with shotgun everyone who opposed.

If Aerith was a virgin, what was Yuffie then?

[Twilight Edge]

A Japanese whore.

If Yuffie was a whore, what was JENOVA then?

[jammi567]

A shagalistic postotute

Cait Saith - boy or girl?

[chocobo hunter]

Cait is Reeve's femine side

Why does Hojo inject himself with Jenova cells?

[Mavander]

That's... that's a rape issue.

How does Red's grandfather floats?

[Comet]

The amount of farting he does just lifts that bastard of Earth

How does Cid still have Sheila loving him after he abuses her, rapes her and bullies her?

[chocobo hunter]

She is a Cid Fanboy.

Why is there a thief on the Midgar train?

[Twilight Edge]

because he had nothing better to do.

Why does the thief laugh in such a retarded manner?

[Mavander]

He's a pedofile that appeared in Nibleheim once and met Cloud there...

What consequences had their meeting?

[jammi567]

Umm, the pedo raped Cloud...

why isn't this game rated R?

[sockmonkey]

The censors couldn't get far enough in the game to see anything naughty.

If the Turks had a bowling team what would they call it?

[Mavander]

Rude Skulls.

Why is Elena so hard-working?

[jammi567]

Because if she works hard, Reno will give her some action.

Why Reno and not Rufus?

[Garnie]

it would confuse people from what is final fantasy and what is bill and ted

why cait sith?....thats a real question

[Mavander]

Tseng is actually a mutant cat who likes to watch Star Wars.

Why did Cid looked at the stars so much when they escaped from the racket?

[Garnie]

because they ar actully telling him his lines! lets face it he old!

why does jenova have a smilly face?:)

[Northcrest]

She had to go through mouth plastic surgery cause she couldn't smile.

How come Sephiroth killed Cloud instead of Aeris?

[jammi567]

Cloud refused to rape him

How did he become this sick minded?

[Melodies_of_life]

He fell in love with Reno's body

Why is Reno's hair so red?

[Twilight Edge]

They needed a redhead male.

Why aren't there blue haired girls?

[BG-57]

They ran out of blue-colored pixels.

Why is the gun called the Sister Ray when Raymond is a man's name?

[Garnie]

BECAUSE THE FEMINISTS ARE TAKING OVER!!
what sephy do with the second midgar zolom?

[jammi567]

raped, then killed

why do we need to harden him up?

[Rydrobot]

cuz he is a prick

Who names their child Sephiroth?

[Twilight Edge]

Me.

Who names their child Mukki?

[jammi567]

You do

how can Red XIII have kids?

[Aerisfanatic]

You do

how can Red XIII have kids?
when he finds a female of his race and knocks her up

the cid in ff7 has brothers with the same name as him in all ffs, if their all brothers than who are the parents?

[SapphireBlue*]

Those aren't his brothers! He just looks different in every game!

Why does Squall's scar doesn't heal?

[thegirth]

because this thread doesnt end

why is squall even mentioned in this thread

[Edge7]

Because he's an unlockable character in ffvii
How do you unlock Ultemecia?

[qwertysaur]

beat the game using only Suall as your character.

why dosent anybody try casting life on Aeris?

[jammi567]

Because maybe (dun, dun DUNNNNN!) some people actually want her to remain dead for the purposes of the story.

why do people like her so much?

[Sefie1999AD]

Because she's got a pink dress and she's selling flowers. If Barret had a pink dress and he was selling flowers, everyone would like him instead!

Sorry if this was asked already: Since I didn't find Aeris, is it true that I can still dig her up in the Bone Village?

[jammi567]

Yes, but be careful of the sword sticking out of her stomach

Can it be killed?

[darksword12]

No. "It" is a pronoun, and pronouns never die.

How do I get a rainbow chocobo?

[Aerisfanatic]

No. "It" is a pronoun, and pronouns never die.

How do I get a rainbow chocobo?
make him eat an entire box of lucky charms, 6 large packs of skittles, or enlist him in the gay pride parade

if cid is the male person who comes back all the time, then whos the female?

[Comet]

Me.

Why has this thread started again?

[Aerisfanatic]

Me.

Why has this thread started again?

cause people love to ask stupid questions an love to come back and see them being anwserd stupidly

will gamers ever live to see a remake of ff7?

[Twilight Edge]

No, Square would have known by now that the compilation sucked big time.

Why is the above statement so?

[Hazzard]

Cause the grim reaper wants it to be like that

when will i replay VII?

[jammi567]

Never, because you're sick of the stupid questions about it, as well as the stupid replies people post

:eek: ?

[scrumpleberry]

Sausage.

How does Tifa make her hair do that weird double flicky out thing at the ends?

[Aerisfanatic]

Sausage.

How does Tifa make her hair do that weird double flicky out thing at the ends?
dont you know? tifa is part dolphin from her mothers side, something has to double flick


when do you think was the last time the midgar church had a service?

[jammi567]

When Aeries died

Did Sephiroth have sexual desires?

[Sefie1999AD]

He didn't, even though his English voice actor in FFVII AC might make you think otherwise with his slightly perverted sounding voice.

How do you solve the equation "Mandy Moore + Lance Bass = Aeris + Sephiroth"?

[darksword12]

Balance the equation. Then find the limiting factor. Look up the molar mass of either Mandy Moore or Lance Bass, whichever is in less supply. Then, write a stoichiometry equation to find the amount of moles of Aeris and Sephiroth produced from however many moles of Mandy Moore or Lance Bass you began with. (according to whoever is the limiting factor).

Why did I write that much?

[Twilight Edge]

Who knows? I'm not even that sure myself.

Why am I saying DMC quotes in a FFVII thread?

[Chaosfan84]

cause you're dumb???:tongue:

Why cant cloud smile?

[Mercen-X]

Cause he's dumb?

Cloud and Sephiroth are overcompensating with those bigass swords.

Agree?

[Chaosfan84]

Cause he's dumb?

Cloud and Sephiroth are overcompensating with those bigass swords.

Agree?

I hear you

[Mercen-X]

Cause he's dumb?

Cloud and Sephiroth are overcompensating with those bigass swords.

Agree?

I hear you

About Cloud being dumb? Or the overcompensating?

[Sephitachi7]

Why can't Red XIII mate with a chocobo?

[Aerisfanatic]

Why can't Red XIII mate with a chocobo?
cause all lady chocobos are too stuck up

what is the "promise land"

[cid highwind]

america

why didnt cloud blow up meteor with a peanut

[scrumpleberry]

He couldn't work out where the trigger was.

What is up with Vincent's shoes?

[Sephitachi7]

Nothing, just chillin'.

Why can't Cloud Junction Braver?

[Edge7]

He could'nt find the materia for junctioning
Why couldn't he find materia for it?

[squiike]

cause the train conductor "HAD TO COLLECT 'EM ALL!"

why did Aeris die?

[Carl the Llama]

because she knew the location of Cheese Weapon.


Where is the location of Cheese Weapon?

[Jarvio]

Up Leviathan's arse

How do you get a multicoloured chocobo?

[DarkMateria]

spraypaint it.

how many packs of cigs does cid go through a day?

[Carl the Llama]

He doesnt, its a fake cig.

What colour is Chocobo Weapon?

[Seal Evil]

Invisible.

What happens if Aeris eats her Great Gospel?

[BG-57]

She'll start singing 'Like a Prayer'

Why does Rude wear his sunglasses at night?

[Mercen-X]

Because you're Narsissistic.

Why do I hate this thread?

[jammi567]

because you love the game with a passion

where is gaia?

[Seal Evil]

In the cauldron.

Where can I purchase the Sephiroth wings?

[Twilight Edge]

From Estuans interius ira vehemeti.

Why do Turks own so much?

[DarkMateria]

They're jewish.

What size bra does tifa wear?

[jammi567]

99z

How tall is Cloud without the hair?

[Hyperion4444]

As tall as his sword.

Why did Aeris died?

[DarkMateria]

She got tired of her regular hair color.

Why did aeris "DIE"?

[Aerisfanatic]

She got tired of her regular hair color.

Why did aeris "DIE"?
this have been asked before...

cause sephiroth was jealous of all the time cloud and her spent together

why is sephiroth's hair silver?

[jammi567]

because he's over 2000 years old, didn't you know?

can Aeries change positio in mid-prayer?

[squiike]

yes, but she's too stuck-up

why did barret run off while tifa was getting gassed, to drive the airship right next to the junon newly reloaded gun?

[Seal Evil]

Great minds think alike.

Why does Cloud want a tattoo?