Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[utelektr]

*grabs picture and runs away*

They might not be lesbians, but Tidus is. The question is, is Auron?

[Dragonface]

Auron is a guy (Same for Tidus), lesbians are gay girls.

Why Wakka use a ball for his weapon?

[Garnie]

because his balls are to small and hairy ewwwwwwww!
* garnie butchers the english language*
seymores greatest ambition?

[utelektr]

Lick Tidus.

I know Tidus and Auron are guys... ya know what, never mind.

how do i get cloud he is so awsom i wanna know how 2 get him hes my favorit char

[Dragonface]

Change Tidus name to Cloud.

When you first saw 'Sin', why does it look like a large ball?

[utelektr]

I have no idea. :P

*kisses picture of Yuna and Rikku*

[Dragonface]

I got copies, cost you 5000 gil each.

Why nobody from your parry ever use a gun?

[utelektr]

Or do they? <<>>

hay guyz i need to get anima all butone of the spehere at baaj lit up except one i think is missed the belvle treasire but i cant go back HELP! PLZ! i want anima ;_;

[look_out_below]

Theres no fun in shooting something if you can hack apart with a sword or nuke it instead.

What do you suppose the Ronso horns are for?

[utelektr]

Penetration. </obviousanswer>

What do you think the Guado Insanely Long Arms and Fingers(TM) are for?

[GuadoGirl_X]

Once again.. Penetration.. or sticking it up a shopufs ass..

Did seymour get it on with Guado women?

[Garnie]

only the ones into afeminate men.

did yu- yeven ever go to yunalescas parent evenings?

[utelektr]

No, cuz he was too busy gettin laid.

*kisses Mortiorchis*

[Garnie]

gets potion!

why cant i spell damnit???!!!

[Dragonface]

Beats me...

Why did Tidus mum never leave Auron alone?

[Garnie]

:love: because he is a hit with the ladies:love:

why is rin sooo funny?

[Renmiri]

Because he is NOT a hit with the ladies

Why do Hypello love Shoopufs ?

[Melodies_of_life]

Well its because their um... never mind that would be bad if I put that. It's because there both big and blue.

Why has this thread gotten dirity?

[utelektr]

I have no idea what dirity means... if you mean dirty... it's cuz.... Mortiorchis is a secks machine. ^_~

Is Mortibody a secks machine?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Yes...whatever.

A'yo, while my dog got the Yuna and Rikku pictures, I'll throw in the hand lotion and wipes! Any buyers?

[utelektr]

600 gil!

What does Omnis look liek?

[Renmiri]

Your momma My momma ;)

Why does Yu Yeevon look like a bug ?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

So we can squash the beef.

A'yo, do I hear 700 gil?!

[Yew-Yevon]

no

where dose Tidus keep his sphears of Lulu?

[jammi567]

Yes!

In his pants

Why?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

It sure as hell ain't his pocket!

A'yo, 650 gil! Final offer!!

[Dragonface]

8000 GIL!

Why FFX's weapons don't shows which is sronger than the other?

[jammi567]

8000000000 infinity +1

because then, you would actually make accurate choices

why is Seymour such a bitch?

[utelektr]

He's Anima's ho. *shudder*

A googolplex gil!

[Melodies_of_life]

Who has that photo? You have no right to sell it!!!! They posed for that as a surprise for Tidus, of course he probably couldn't handle both of them anyways......

Whats the question?

[utelektr]

The question is, "Why do I always kiss Mortiorchis?"

Why do I always kiss Mortiorchis?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Because you don't have enought gil to buy the Yuna and Rikku pictures.


80000000 infinity +1?!?!?!?!?! WTF!?!?!?!?!?

[utelektr]

No idea.

*kisses Mortiorchis some more* Can you PLEASE give me the... bucket of cake... >_>

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Only if you buy the picture double price.

What kind of cake you want?

[Yew-Yevon]

*thows it at you*

What was yuna doing that made her so tired at the Josei temple???

[Melodies_of_life]

I don't think it would be a good idea to tell.

Do you really want to know?

[Yew-Yevon]

yes.

Why would it not be a good idea?

[Renmiri]

You might want to do it too

Why did Kimahri smirk at the Macalania Spring scene ?

[utelektr]

Because it gave him an excuse to kill Tidus.

*pulls Mortiorchis into a room and locks the door* OH MORTIORCHIS! ^.^

[Garnie]

THEN I WAKE UP!

rikkus highly strung because.......

[utelektr]

She likes poopie.

*dreams of good things* Oh... Morty... oh, OH!

[Garnie]

*runs for her life*

fill in the blank

"i think i want to be _____________."
as quoted by cloud FFVII:Advent Children

[utelektr]

I think I want to be Seymour so I can do things with Morty... ^^

Is Morty secksy?

[jammi567]

err, who?

[utelektr]

Mortiorchis. >_>

Is Morty secksy?

[Renmiri]

He's dead you necrophiliac!

Why don't you dream about Anima ?

[utelektr]

She's an ugly fish mummy thing.

*does it with Morty some more* Oh yah...

[Garnie]

garnie kills the english language by spelling mistakes

the problem with shiva is.....?

[utelektr]

She's cold. >____________>;;;

Who's hotter, Ifrit, Bomb King, Red Element or Flame Flan? *makes poll about this*

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I don't beleave I answered that poll...

A'yo, I've got Morty pics. Price check anyone?

[GuadoGirl_X]

Flame Flan.. Hes a hot jelly of love..

Is gippal a pirate?

[Young Mally]

Who Cares?


I don't beleave I answered that poll...

A'yo, I've got Morty pics. Price check anyone?

What? Morty pics? I don't even wanna know...

What is my brother talkin' about?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Go to your room studder. This is big kid talk.

A'yo, what'sup with them pic? Y'all want em'?

[utelektr]

I don't want any. *shock and horror!* I got the live thing =)

Why is your brother here?

[Yew-Yevon]

He's not. I killed him and ate his liver.

What do you think of me now?

[utelektr]

Someone that be kewl.

Is Morty cheating on me?

[Yew-Yevon]

Yes you poor thing!

(kill yuna and eats her liver) who should I eat next?

[utelektr]

Morty's cheating on me... o.o I'M GONNA KILL THAT (insert lots of swearing here)

How should I kill Morty?

[Yew-Yevon]

Give me her Liver!!!

is Rikku tender enogh for the grill yet?

[utelektr]

I believe she is. *gives you Morty's liver*

You wanna cook Morty's liver for me?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Hell yeah!!! But she's not on the menu. *Yu-Yevon's liver* MY BROTHER!!! I HAVE AVENGED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?!?!?!?

[Yew-Yevon]

Yes cooks her liver and gives it to you.

How long befor tidus starts crying because yuna's gone?

[utelektr]

In 5...4...3...2...1... *crying begins*

Do you have any more livers?

[Yew-Yevon]

Well..................TyphoonThaReapa took mine....and Rikku is already crisp....


OH! how about Lulu's?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Perfect! That's some sexy liver!

How about Yunalesca's liver?

[Yew-Yevon]

naaa its rotted over the last thousand years.

(bites into cooked Rikku) want some?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Hell's Yeah!!!

*Bites into Lulu* HELL'S YEAH!!! NOW THIS IS SEXY MEAT!!! Want some of this?

[Yew-Yevon]

uhh......you didn't cook her first did you? *shudders*

[utelektr]

PASS ME SOME OF THAT RIKKU!

Mmm.... juicy.

Now i'm gonna go out with Mortiorchis' sister, Mortibody! :p Is Mortibody secksy?

[Garnie]

not really he hurts


what tatoo does barret have?

[utelektr]

Uhh... one of a liver? :p

*makes out with Mortibody*

[jammi567]

You sick bastard...

deals the deal with suddenlt wanting to shag a thing i technically isn't even alive?

[utelektr]

...what?

*makes out with Mortibody some more*

[jammi567]

you sick bitch...

what's the deal with suddenly wanting to shag a thing that technically isn't even alive?

[No.78]

That my friend, is the beauty. Now I'm creeping myself out.

Why are Seymours transformations never actually explained?

[utelektr]

They are. You should pay more attention to the game.

Do you know why?

[Melodies_of_life]

So you can see everyone liverless and see Tidus crying!

I have never actually had liver of an ff character how is it?

[utelektr]

It tastes a bit like Dual Horn.

*offers some of Rikku's liver* Want some?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Hell's Yeah I'll take some more!!!

A'yo, Yu-Yevon please give my brother back his liver...

[utelektr]

*eats your brother's liver* Yummy.

*takes your liver* Yummier.

[Melodies_of_life]

I guess I'll try some. *takes liver, eats it, blanches*

Yuck!!! That was nasty!!! Who's liver did I get?

[Garnie]

mine

steak or kidney?

[utelektr]

Kidney.

Blech?

[Young Mally]

A'YO, THAT'S NASTY!!!

MY DAMN LIVER!!!!!! WHY??!?!?!?!?!?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I TRYED BROTHER!!!!! I TRYED!!!!!!!

DAMMIT I NEED A LIVER TRANSPLANT! HELP A BROTHA OUT PLEASE!!!

[utelektr]

...nah.

*eats your brother's intestines*

[Melodies_of_life]

Eww..... intestines....thigns that make ya go buhhhh *shudders*

Why to switch to intestines?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

You notice something. His working his way down......

A'yo, would you work your way down on Rikku?

[Garnie]

no you dirty man

why do ff bad guys lookie like chicks

[Renmiri]

Yevon looks like a bug.

Why did Rikku strip on the Moonflow ?

[Yew-Yevon]

She was wet.

Does Shoopuf taste good?

[utelektr]

Hell yeah.

And I would work myself down on Rikku... ^^

When shall I?

[jammi567]

Right now!

How about me?

[utelektr]

Mehbey.

*works down on Rikku* :O =D

*offers some of her liver* Liver anyone?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, after knowing where your lips been, I'll pass.

Why would you work your way down anyway?! She already wet!!!

[utelektr]

O_O

So?

[jammi567]

that just makes her all the tastier

how?

[utelektr]

No idea.

NUMA NUMA NUMA IEI! (keep singing it) ^^

[Young Mally]

YOU GUYS ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who in their right mind would even think about the low stuff!?!?!

[jammi567]

Select members of this board

do you think they're perverts?

[utelektr]

Yep >_>

You didn't sing. >=( Will you sing nao?

[Yew-Yevon]

uh.......no

should we start asking smart questions?:eek:

[jammi567]

yes

Do Auron and Rikku have something going?

[Melodies_of_life]

Hell ya, I mean come on... it is Rikku, she stripped in front of tidus, why wouldn't she have somethin' goin' on with Auron?

Why does Lulu like wakka?

[qwertysaur]

because there was nobody else on the island.

how does lulu put on all those belts?

[utelektr]

Like this. *snaps fingers*


Don't I have a thing going with Rikku?

[Renmiri]

Yes, Auron is Rikku's accountant ;)

Do Kimahri and Tidus have something going ?

[jammi567]

Let's just say that their fight at the beginning was for war.

ewwwww?

[The Mog Ninja]

Yes, ewwwww is correct.

Why don't Yuna, Lulu and Wakka just use some of Auron, Tidus or Kimahri's spare weapons rather than using their own terrible weapons?

[Renmiri]

Do you know were they keep those spare weapons ? Ewww!

Where does Lulu keep her dolls ?

[The Mog Ninja]

Up her ASS, just like where Auron keeps his swords.

Where does Wakka keep his balls? Hehehe....

[Yew-Yevon]

In his pants you sick bastard!

What does yuna realy do that takes so long in the chamber of the fayth?

[jammi567]

Easy, she tries to do a self-orgasm , which is why she looks so hots and flusterd.

the fayth are so sick, aren't they?

[utelektr]

Any self-respecting... spirit... would like to see Yuna do that.

Anyone got pix of Yuna doin that? >_> <_<

[Yew-Yevon]

Yes actualy...but it'll cost you.

Why would you want it anyway?

[jammi567]

to help him masterbate easier

why do people love Rikku so much?

[Yew-Yevon]

She's young gullible and easy to controle in a *ehem* tight situation.

What about that girl who became a news reporter???

[utelektr]

You mean the one that was eaten by the Tyrrhanoids?

How much for the pic?

[4evarisha]

Zero dollars.

Why is Tidus so Hot?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Where have you been? Tidus is as ugly as a Ronso.

Hey! Throw those yuna pics this way man!

[Yew-Yevon]

NO! I'd get banned!

why can't you find some yourself???

[utelektr]

I'm a hobo. ;_;

If you give me them, no one gets hurt. Except... Tidus.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Here you go.

But, you have to kick wakka's ass to.

[utelektr]

Ok. But he's my best char... ;_;

=3! Fwee! PIX OF YUNA! ^_^ I'm not giving it to you. >_>

Should I write Ifrit/Red Element slash fiction?

[qwertysaur]

yes, and they must be defeated by shiva at the end.

Why is everybody perverted here?

[utelektr]

You will be too when you grow up. =/

Shiva/White Element Slash fiction? x_X

[TyphoonThaReapa]

HELLS YEAH!

Two cheers for perverts?

[utelektr]

HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!

Yep, you guessed it. Ixion/Gold Element slash fiction... >.>

[qwertysaur]

no

:mukumuku:? NO PERVERTED AWNSERS ALLOWED!!!!!

[Yew-Yevon]

Pets him.....*crunch* "OW! YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"

Why did it bite me???

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Isn't it obvious? That's what's inside of Rikku's...Anyway, next question.


A'yo, why is the chocobo knights never doing anything worthy of this game besides getting killed?

[No.78]

Because they're Crusaders and their intention was to defeat Sin, but they never succeeeeded!


Someone can take my question I can't be bothered to think

[qwertysaur]

why does yu-yevon taste so good?:mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :rabite: :rabite: :rabite: :rabite: :rabite: :rabite: :nibbles:

[utelektr]

...I don't wanna know...

Is this a question?

[jammi567]

no

why?

[Yew-Yevon]

why does yu-yevon taste so good?:mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :mukumuku: :rabite: :rabite: :rabite: :rabite: :rabite: :rabite: :nibbles:

Whatch it pal! I'm a man not a woman. :mad:

[lordbolton]

How does Anima take a sh*t?

[Melodies_of_life]

He doesn't.....

In a battle who would win Tidus or Wakka?

[lordbolton]

Tidus would rape wakka

Where does the party keep their crap(inventory)?

[Melodies_of_life]

In Lulu's gravity-defying braw

Why is anima a woman?

[lordbolton]

Cause the fayth for her is a woman (seymour's mom)

What's up with all of sin's eyes?

[jammi567]

all the better to sin you with

why is sin so big?

[lordbolton]

Cause...it, um..... Well it just is!

Why are some of the previous posts here so perved? (funny, tho)

[Melodies_of_life]

The answer to that.....Look who was postin' 'em....

What exactly is sin?

[Yew-Yevon]

Nothing good.

Did you call me a perv? :mad2::hot:

[jammi567]

Yes! And i'm proud that i said it.

Was Lulu in Playboy?

[lordbolton]

I wish!

Okay, if Sin attacks through the water, why the hell is Kilika built on the water!?!?!?!?

[Renmiri]

The land there belongs to Yevon.

Why was Guadosalam built on a cave ?

[lordbolton]

Guados must like caves alot (?)

Whats that thing that the little arms are holding around Anima's neck?

[Yew-Yevon]

stirility charm...for yuna.

why can you explore all of spira and not just run on the roads?

[qwertysaur]

because the game programers said so.

who would win, seymour, or this chocobo :choc: <kweh>

[scrumpleberry]

Chocobo FTW!!! :kaocheer:

Is Seymour the FFX equivalent of Elvis?

[f f freak]

No. He is the FFX equivalent of an Elvis tribute act. A bad one at that.

Which character would be the product of Yunalesca's and Sin's twelve month orgasm?

[lordbolton]

Im gunna say... *scratches head* How'bout them retarded guardians of Isaarc

Is donna's guardian on steroids or somethin?

[Sefie1999AD]

No, some Red Mage only cast a dozen Haste spells on him.

Sorry if this was asked already, but:
Why didn't Yuna drown when she was kissing with Tidus under the water in Macalania?

[lordbolton]

Because she can magicaly breath underwater like the blitzball players.

Why can't I think of a question?

[jammi567]

because you're dumb

Why is no-one asking sensible questions on this thread anymore?!

[lordbolton]

cause they've all the good ones have been asked already

Why are there only like 4 buildings in besaid when like 50 people live there?

[The black mage]

most of them live together

who thought a tick (Yu-yevon) was scary

[Renmiri]

Me!!!!!! http://eternalspira.ffproject.net/images/forum_pics/448.gif

Why can't we just spray the pest with a can of RAID ?

[utelektr]

He's Immune to it. D=

Why doesn't everything die?

[Chaosfan84]

cause it be to easy:mad:

[Gokalia]

Why doesnt tidus commit sucide when he learns hes jjust a dream?

[Mercen-X]

Who's the best . . .? (trick question)

[lordbolton]

Cause he couldn't die: he's a dream (that would suck)

Why doesn't Auron have any armpit hair?

[utelektr]

The same reason I don't.

Tidus = Guy? O_O

[Gokalia]

ya Tidus is a guy, are you turned on ;)

why does lulu where all those belts?

[utelektr]

*cough* Wakka.

Is SSJ3 Tidus > Mystic Auron?

[Sefie1999AD]

No, because almost everyone >> Tidus, including Mystic Auron.

Since we got to know Jecht is Tidus' father, why didn't we get to know that Yuna is Tidus' twin sister? :eek:

[Garnie]

No, because almost everyone >> Tidus, including Mystic Auron.

Since we got to know Jecht is Tidus' father, why didn't we get to know that Yuna is Tidus' twin sister? :eek:

for legel reasons!

why does Cid have a big head?

[Gokalia]

because he never swallows his food and stores it in his cheeks leading to a huge head.

Why did tidus cry when he was a boy other then jecht being an ass to him?

[Renmiri]

Because Auron stole his mooggle doll

Why does Lulu still play with dolls ?

[bipper]

Because Auron stole his mooggle doll

Why does Lulu still play with dolls ?

Because they are the only things that can stand her bitching.

Why is Wakka always playing with balls?

[han_keep_smilin]

coz he doesnt have any of his own.

why does Auron always have his collar pulled up over his mouth?

[samboo1]

Because he's hardcore :choc2:

Where does everyone live if there is hardly any houses seen in Spira??

[jammi567]

They do, it's just that they have to share beds

Who's gayer: Wakka or Tidus?

[utelektr]

Tidus.

Superman vs. Goku! Who wins?

[referday420]

.....uh....Who the hell is Goku?

who is better in bed, rikku or lulu?

[Renmiri]

Both ;)

Why does Kimahri sulk so much ?

[referday420]

because hes a little winny bitch who is the runt of the litter.

why is ffx so damn kick ass.

[Renmiri]

Because Auron is in it! :love:

Why is Auron the best ever ?

[referday420]

Becuase he just dont give a f***.

Which monster is the biggest pussy?

[utelektr]

Your mom. >_>;;;

Does Tidus like pie?

[Renmiri]

No he likes your mom >_>;;;

Why does Tidus likes everyone's mom ?

[utelektr]

Because he is *disturbing words*

Is this a question? : O

[jammi567]

Yes, because you asked it

Would he suck off your dad?

[yOur_final_fantasy]

yes. he`s queer :|

why hasent there got and PINK ? :(

[referday420]

because pink is for real men.

why does wakkas hair look like a rooster?

[Renmiri]

He uses the same hair gel as Mary from "What about Mary"

Why is Seymour's hair blue ?

[utelektr]

Why isn't his hair green?

The real question is, why isn't his hair pink?

[Renmiri]

That would make his gayness too obvious

Is Tromel gay ?

[CimminyCricket]

No! He's just misunderstood.

How come no one ever slapped Tidus for being annoying? Or at least laid him out with a punch to his glass jaw?

[Spammerman]

Because, you dont slap crazy people.

If someone said Praise be to Yevon (thank god), how would you respond(right answer is Your Welcome)

[utelektr]

I'd be all like 'o_O' Get off that stuff man (>o_o)>

*twitch* I need some chocobo pee.... do you have any?

[referday420]

Yes in my chocobo freezer.

Why did auron have to die?

[Markus. D]

Okey dokey... calm down everyone.

[Yew-Yevon]

So why cant FF charaters complain to square-enix about the bad scrips?

[Melodies_of_life]

Because the origonal FF characters did and they got fired!!! XO

Where is Tidus from?

[jammi567]

The county of Dork in the fair land of stupidity.

Who's really Cid?

[Melodies_of_life]

Sin's twin sister who's only purpose is to parade around and sulk that his butt isn't as big as Sin's...

Why is Cid a gripy guy?

[han_keep_smilin]

coz hes sexually fustrated :)

y does auron say the most obvious things??...sin is jeght, this is worrying an the other stuff he says

[referday420]

Because he knows that the people playing the game are so stupid and wouldnt figure it out.


why the hell???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????

[Renmiri]

Because !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is in Auron's nog bottle ?

[jammi567]

Petrol and sugar.

Why does Wakka have such a stupid hairstyle?

[sephirothishere]

(Skt) Sauce plz.

Why isn't there more easily available lulu/rikku hentai?

[Renmiri]

Because all shelves are littered with YRP hentai

Why isn't there a Maechen / Moogle hentai ?

[samboo1]

Because fans prefer to see Maechen with Mika.



What does Yojimbo spend his money on?

[Renmiri]

Maechen and Mika hentai!

Why does Yojimbo dresses up his dog so frilly ?

[4evarisha]

Because he likes fashion.

Is Lulu really mean?

[tidus_rox]

No... Not when she buys her daily Maechen Hentai

Why is this game so freeking amazing?!?!?

[Firenjar]

Because it is!!
Did Auron ever touch Tidus?if you get me

[Renmiri]

Only on those yaoi fanfics

Did Kimahri ever get jiggy in Besaid ?

[tidus_rox]

Yes... With the random dog that is always walking around...

If you could... would you?

[hplvr]

No..... would you?

How strong do you think Lulu's Clevage is to hold up that Dress?

[Dark Messenger]

Stronger than an Adamantoise shell!

Can I live inside an Adamantoise shell?

[Renmiri]

Yes but not inside Lulu's cleavage. Her dolls live there!

Why doesn't the cactuar doll poke Lulu ?

[Dragonface]

Lulu got the 'Softer' version.

Did the X crew ever learn that equiping a tough weapon make them tougher?

[jammi567]

Yes, hat's why Yuna feels so uncomfatable all the time.

What's it like wearing a dress like Lulu's...?

[Firenjar]

Like a pornstar
Why does no one in the game change there clothes?

[kahokochan]

they do they just have a closet full of the same outfits like you karl,:D

why did kimahri not join tidus and yuna in the spring, he was standing right there :choc2:

[Renmiri]

Wakka's Store was out of Ronso condoms.

Why did Wakka buy a store in the middle of nowhere ?

[hplvr]

Cuz he wants to be like Rin

Why Did the Chocobo cross the road?

[Yew-Yevon]

It was following Clasko who took all his greens

Dose Wakka have ADD or somthing?

[kahokochan]

yes he sees guado people
do people EVER bathe in ff???

[Peter_20]

Yes.

Why do I need to make my characters stronger, anyway?

[jammi567]

To defeat that Dingo that keeps killing you.

Is there any need to defeat Yunalesca? I mean, that makes it look like violance solves everything.

[hplvr]

yes.. she an ugly B!tch, and they couldn't stand her face, so its not really about violence
*SPOILER*
What would of happned if Yuna said yes to Seymour's Proposal?

[Renmiri]

Sin would have been Yuna's bitch

Why did Seymour wanted to be Sin ?

[kahokochan]

cuz he was sick of being the one to clean up his mess

lulu's boobs

[Peter_20]

Yes, please! :D

Why does Tidus use a sword?

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Because he is crap at other weapons

How does Tidus get his hair like that?

[Yew-Yevon]

He falls asleep in the dryer.

Why did Lulu have her baby wrapped in moogle skin?

[hplvr]

cuz she skins Moogles for fun

Where did Tidus learn Blitzball?

[jaxun]

so she can eat her babies liver

What is the shape of the earth?

[hplvr]

lol nice at the same time
but iwas first soo... lol srry

[kahokochan]

-in the bath

-Cubic

why is macheen unsent+old (whichever)

[riallews]

nobody wants him so they left him where he was.

how did chocobo's learn to jump?

[Renmiri]

Seymour decided to go for some Avian Bestiality

Why do Hypellos have slurred speech ?

[jaxun]

cause their ganggsztazs

How many babies will yuna have if kimahri was the father?

[Dragonface]

None, Yuna's dad has made sure Kimahri is fixed before Kim has becoming Yuna's erm...babysitter.

When at the point of the game when Rikku is running in her birthdat suit?

[tidus_rox]

The part when you close your eyes...

If Gatta was a man whore... what would be his "nickname?"

[kahokochan]

fluffymoogle07

Why do people eat sludge in ffX?

[jammi567]

Because although it is sludge, it's a healthily balanced meal that contains all the vitamins and minerals needed.

Does Seymour blog?

[Gopher Gamble]

Yes but it's just fake for advertisements like hair gel and male enhancment pills. "If ya'll think my fingers are long after taking these pills!"

Does Lulu have implants? (If this question has been asked sorry I didn't have time to read them all)

[Peter_20]

No, they're natural... that is, as natural as polygons can get. :p

Tu oui ihtancdyht drec cahdahla? :D

[Renmiri]

Your momma does too!

Why does Tidus whine ?

[kahokochan]

cuz he sat on lulus teddy and it hasnt cum back out yet

do machina smell like wet dog if they get in the sea?

[hplvr]

no, cuz they done have fur

Why did Seymour want to become Sin?

[Renmiri]

He thought he would get to eat all the pretty girls in Spira.

What do Spirans eat ?

[Firo Volondé]

Food.

How come Wakka is the only Besaidian with a Besaidian accent?