Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Peter_20]

Because Wakka insisted on having monopoly on that accent, and that's why he's the only one.

Why do the freakin' Blitzball players aim for the goal all the time?

[kahokochan]

cuz dey have a one track mind

whatever was yunas ma's name?

[Renmiri]

Kimahri. That is why Auron asks him to take care of Yuna later.

Did Braska have a homo/bestial affair with Kimahri ?

[han_keep_smilin]

yes they were made for each other :)

does auron ever get hot in that huge jacket he wears?

[Yew-Yevon]

Mabe...

why don't you ask him you'r self?

[han_keep_smilin]

coz hes on a pilgimage i cant catch up with him id probably get killed by i feind in the 1st 2 minutes

what hair product does wakka use?

[Seiryuu]

Wakka jacked Tidus off; it's all natural.

Why can't you just eat the flan?

[qwertysaur]

Because it would eat you first.

What do fiends do with the money after you bribe them?

[jammi567]

What else do you think is going to pay for all the human slaves they have back at the manson.

WTF?!

[leader of mortals]

yes, wtf

When is tidus going to finally bone yuna

[Renmiri]

Never... he is engaged to Auron

Is Auron too old for Tidus ?

[daggertrepe]

Nonsense!

The REAL question is-is he too old for RIKKU? :jokey:

[hplvr]

Rikku would go out with anyone, even Yuna

Why does Tidus dress like a Man-Whore

[Brennan]

'Cause his father was a man-whore

Why does Tidus love Yuna so much?

[Renmiri]

He doesn't, he has a thing for Ifrit

Why doesn't Shiva wear decent clothes ?

[Namelessfengir]

because skin is in ... or was then

[Yew-Yevon]

when Lulu wraped her baby in moogle skin...which moogle did she skin and......was it in pain?

[hplvr]

she skinned the one with the Red Puff coming out of its head

What would happen if Lulu ended up going out with Tidus?

[Brennan]

She'd catch Tidus on fire for ruffling her moogles pom-pom.

What'd happen if Jecht acted like Tidus?

[hplvr]

He would hate himself

Why did Chappu originaly want to propose to Lulu?

[Firo Volondé]

He was pregnant. :eek: :eek: It's a little known fact that Besaidians are like seahorses; the male carries the child. Which would explain why Wakka was getting fatter and Lulu looked the same in X-2. :D

Who let the Cactuars out?

[leader of mortals]

the same people that let the dogs out

why would something a dog dug up teach valefor something, and is it
Val, as in valley, a, for, or va, lay, for

[referday420]

NEITHER ITS valefor


how come ovan from hack . gu reminds me so much of auron ecxept with the sweetest arm ever

[referday420]

because she fell and hit her head...


whendoes ffx become boring to play.

[Yew-Yevon]

When you'v goten laid by every girl in the game.

Why didnt Yuna and Tidus get it going in Macalania?

[Namelessfengir]

because rikku wasn't there!!!

how did bilgan build the lightning towers?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

He wore an umbrella at all times, lightning never strikes an umbrella, we all know that. :p

Why is Jecht such an ass?

[Lawr]

Because it runs in the family.

Why are all the characters such great Ventriloquists?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Coincidentally their parents all signed them up for ventriloquist camp when they were young.

Why are pyreflies everywhere?

[Namelessfengir]

cuz they're mexican!!!

why is there only one breed of dog in this game?

[Yew-Yevon]

they eat all the others.

why can't tidus just use phynix down when Yuna calls the final Aeon?.....Huh Rikku?....yah thats right I'm talkin to you.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

...umm...pancake. X3

Why did Yunalesca turn so cold over the years/decades/centuries/whatever?

[Namelessfengir]

there no one thi the ruins = no one to tap
thatd make me pissed

why don't the al bhed use magic?

[Yew-Yevon]

They do... their swirly eyes have a hypnotic effect on the ladies.

Tidus+ Lulu or Kimmari+rikku ?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

What kind of question is that? It's a love square of course. XP

Why doesn't Rin ever do anything except talk?

[frequency]

He lost his real body in an unfortunate incident involving a bowl of cereal, tomato ketchup and a savage sheepdog named Kevin as a child.

How long do you think it's been since Auron got a shag?

[Namelessfengir]

i few weeks i bet he was getting all kinds of zanarkand puss

why didn't sin comeup to watch the tournement

[Yew-Yevon]

Everyone would have forgoten the turnament because of the toxin.

Why the hell is Grav such a pain in the ass to play against?

[Peter_20]

Because the Al Bhed refuse to listen to the teachings.

Why do I have to stop Sin, anyway?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

...because for some reason you need family to kill the person who became Sin.

What is so relevant about Lulu being a previous guardian to a different summoner?

[Eiko Guy]

Because she stole the other guardians jugs and put them in her own. THats th magic of her boobs

Is Tidus really straight.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

I'll take that as a rhetorical question, so that means the answer is so obvious it doesn't need to be said. :p

Why won't Khimari give up on Yuna?

[demondude]

because they are both boys and kimaris gay like that.

Why is tidus gay.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Because his father got him into it.

How come almost half the main characters are suspected of being gay?

[Peter_20]

Because that's life.
Everybody knows that high-pitched voices inevitably make you gay.
Fact.

Why did I use Attack Reels today?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Because we know the fish never bite on magic or status reels. XD

When will Lulu stop playing with dolls?

[Peter_20]

When she gets tired of them. :D

Why doesn't Tidus use a blitzball for a weapon?

[qwertysaur]

Because Wakka is a kleptomaniac for everything round.

How can Tidus, Wakka and Rikku hold their breath for so long?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Because, unlike everyone else, they're human. XD The others can't even go under water without their help and that'd suck if monsters came in that situation. >.<

What is the difference between blitzball and football (besides the water)?

[Peter_20]

Blitzball is played with triangular goals.

Why does the Kilika kid want to become a blitzball when he grows up?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Because he likes being man handled by blitzball teams? *shrugs*

How did the Guado come up with their name?

[Peter_20]

They tried yelling "Oh God!", but they failed.

Why do you have to succeed at Reels and stuff before actually using some of the Overdrives?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

To make you pissed and not want to use them after all.

How do the characters keep clean without washing the same clothes they wear throughout the entire journey?

[Peter_20]

They play lots of Blitzball.

Why does Tidus wake up on Besaid Island?
Why not Kilika Island?

[Yew-Yevon]

He would have bumped his head on the dock.

How did calie grow so big in just two years?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Puberty, gotta love it.

When does Wakka lose his interest in carrying blitzballs after the game?

[dragontamer]

Cause he's carrys them elsewhere!

Where did yuna bye her kimono?

[Yew-Yevon]

She didn't, she secretly killed a rich woman for it.

whats Lulu's real cup size?

[scrumpleberry]

If she told you that, she'd have to kill you.

Why doesn't Ixion just gore Yuna when they first meet? I mean, I would, wouldn't you?

[poison*~*hearts]

because he is a cindafella hates dirt and blood

why does lulu and wakka's kid look soo funny

[Yew-Yevon]

Lulu skined a moogle and wraped the baby in it.

how is she sapose to nurse the baby in that freaky outfit?

[poison*~*hearts]

easy pull on one side and let it roll out on to the ground
why is waka's hair look like that

[Peter_20]

Because he styled it that way.

Why do I find Yuna sexy?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Because you're Peter...end of story. X3

How do the Aurochs make a living in the village now that they're done with?

[Renmiri]

They charge people to see Lulu bathing

How did Wakka end up with Lulu ?

[Yew-Yevon]

Well it all started when Wakka walked into a strip club.....er...


why is spira such a small place?

[Peter_20]

Because it isn't big.

Why do you need an airship, anyway?
&¤/%#% modern inventions.

[Renmiri]

To make Cid look cool as captain.

Why is Cid's airship painted purple ?

[Peter_20]

Because that's life.

Why do the Save Points automatically heal you?

[Yew-Yevon]

Cause it would suck having to fight a boss with no items and 50hp on each character.

Would Lulu make it in a DOA game?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

To take a wild guess...she'd be the top of the list. They'll have to let Kasumi go though.

Will Kimahri get any action on that mountain?

[Yew-Yevon]

As long as he rememberd to buy a snow board then hell ya!

Why are there no coast gaurds in spira?

[cally777]

Union regulations say they aren't allowed to go near the coast, its not good for their health and safety.

Why aren't there "STOP CHILDREN" signs for chocobos on the high road?

:choc::choc::choc:

[Renmiri]

Chocobo's gotta eat, don't they ?

Why do Al Bhed kids wear full body wetsuits ?

[Yew-Yevon]

The bekonel sun is pretty hot.

why can't Rikku fly a ship? (she never has)

[Peter_20]

Because Brother insists on sitting there all the time.

Why does Rin sound so cool?

[Namelessfengir]

because hes fucking rin!!!!!!!!!1
whats with brothers dumb ass mohawk?

[Caveroamer]

He is really MR. T


How many tonberrys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Well, none. They've got their torches.

Why doesn't Jesus come and kick Sin's ass?

[Renmiri]

He is busy with our many sins here

Why was Yevon a spider/tick thingie ?

[Yew-Yevon]

(Grumble) :mad:

[referday420]

because it was a parasite that infected all of spira and was really just aids......................




why is there an airship,chocobos, and a guy named cid(no mater how it is spelled),in every ff game ever made.

[Renmiri]

Because they thought a guy named Joe would be too common place

Why chocobos ?

[Gopher Gamble]

Because they thought a guy named Joe would be too common place

Why chocobos ?

Why not chocobos? Are you against chocobos for some reason?

Why did the sequal to this game suck so much?

[tidus_rox]

Because its a sequal.

Why, when you equipt a new piece of armor on a charater, it doesn't show in battle?

[qwertysaur]

It does, that new ring for Yuna is obviously a different shade of pink.

Who thought it would be a good idea to build a city on the moonflow.

[tidus_rox]

Pft. Tidus'. He's always coming up with the bright ideas. However, the council quickly looked over the idea of calling it 'Macarena.'

Why, oh why is Yuna so slow? (like, in the head.)

[cally777]

Because (pause) she loves a man (pause) with a slow hand

What goes best with a Jumbo Flan?

:choc::choc::choc:

[Yew-Yevon]

Peanut butter!

Why isn't there any peanut butter in spira?

[Renmiri]

Mika confiscates all of it to make some aphrodisiac potion

Does Mika get any ?

[jammi567]

(It would help if the majority of the forum knew what aphrodisiac meant...)

[jeo2388]

so dead guys do get horny huh?

[tidus_rox]

No, the Pyroflies can't go stiff...

Why is Kimahri so short???

[leader of mortals]

cuz when he was little he did drugs that stunted his growth(dont do drugs kids)

Why does yuna love that whine ass Tidus(or no name)

[Renmiri]

If you grew up in an island where the only eligible male is Wakka, wouldn't you ?

Why does Lulu dig Wakka ?

[Gopher Gamble]

On the contrary why does Wakka marry Lulu when she is clearly the Blitzball teams slut?

(That was an answer and a question)

[jeo2388]

as if wakka can get another girl to marry him..
is yojimbo gona buy that BMW soon?

[Mercen-X]

If he knows you're around, he'll want to run you over.

Why do I hate this thread?

[jeo2388]

coz retards dont have sense of humor..
does kimahri wear undies?

[FF kidfreak]

no why would he he dosent have a horn
whats with aruons scar on his face

[Dragonface]

It happen when Jecht was drunk and though Auron was a unsended person who have sleeped with his wife (It also happens 10 years before Tidus shows up in Sprea).

If Auron is unsended, woundn't any healing items/magic would hurt him instead?

[Peter_20]

No, that's not how it should be.

Why does Cure heal my party members?

[referday420]

because pain hurts them.



is kimarhi a virgin.

[Yew-Yevon]

Dude he's got a damn horn on his head! of cours not!

why dose ahlbed have a german accent?

[No.78]

They don't. That was a stupid question lol.

Why isn't Spira severely overpopulated?

[~Death~Stalker~910]

because they dont hav hookers haha

why is yuna so weird?

[leader of mortals]

no hookers huh... how do you explain Rikku:eek:


yuna is wierd because she was raped by kimahri

If Auron had killed Yunalesca and yuna was a boy, how much gil would Tidus start with when he was broke(and its not 0)

[MKusanagi]

Trick question. If Auron had killed Yunalesca he would not be dead and therefore he wouldn't have been able to save Tidus so Tidus would be x__x

why must Rikku jump around like she's on crack?

[Peter_20]

Because otherwise she wouldn't be jumping around like she was on crack.

Why does Auron sound like Matt McKenzie?

[Gopher Gamble]

Because otherwise she wouldn't be jumping around like she was on crack.

Why does Auron sound like Matt McKenzie?

He is Matt Mckenzie!

What do chocobos taste like?

[~Death~Stalker~910]

chicken but large enough 2 end world hunger

y does kimari look like a giant kitty wit a horn?

[MKusanagi]

because his mother was a cat but his father was a unicorn.
why did the creators make Tidus look like a lil bitch in the kissing scene?

[~Death~Stalker~910]

because they couldnt help it hahaha


y does lulu hav such big breasts?

[MKusanagi]

because she's related to Pamela Lee.

Why does Auron look like he's taking a crap when he's low in HP?

[~Death~Stalker~910]

cause it makes him relived 2 loose a few pounds...lol

y is tidus such a wussy?

[MKusanagi]

Hey don't blame the kid, Jecht dropped him on his head when he was Sin.
Why does Wakka act like Elvis?

[~Death~Stalker~910]

cause he thanks his hair is kool

y does auron look funny?

[Peter_20]

Because he's got nothing else to do.

Why is Tidus voiced by James Arnold Taylor?

[MKusanagi]

because pee-wee hermon was busy
why does seymour fight like a candy bitch?

[Peter_20]

Because candy rocks.

Why are there boss fights?

[Yew-Yevon]

Cause its an RPG :p

Why dose seymore dress like a pedefile?

[Peter_20]

Because his other clothes are dirty, and you can make out whatever you want from this statement.

Why does Tidus incessantly speak English to the Al Bhed, even when he knows they can't understand him?

[~Death~Stalker~910]

ha cause hes mental

y does lulu thank shes a goth?

[Mr Nice]

Because she likes to eat bread.

Why is Final Fantasy X a game?

[Peter_20]

Because it isn't a movie.

Why do I always replace the Besaid Aurochs team with other players?

[~Death~Stalker~910]

cause they suc

y do people hate tidus

[MKusanagi]

because he rocks
Why does Yuna love Tidus even though he is kinda a lil bitch?

[leader of mortals]

video game cliches:eep:

If I have a sphere level of 2.4 billion... I have 999999999999999999999 gil... and I have 99999 of every item in the game..... do I have a meaning to my life

[Peter_20]

Yes, because such an ambition is great.

Why doesn't Tidus use a blitzball for a weapon?

[MKusanagi]

because Auron owns him n gave him a big ass sword saying "thou shalt have no other weapons before mine."

Why does Lulu have such huge tits?

[Renmiri]

Where do you think she keeps her dolls ?

Where does Wakka carries his blitzballs ?

[leader of mortals]

In his cro.... you know what, just ask Tidus. He would know:eek:

Did I give up on my no sphere grid challenge

[MKusanagi]

No, you gave down on it.

Why are lev. 4 locks so hard to get?

[Peter_20]

Because great items are always hard to get. :monster:

Why do the characters always move their lips for like three more seconds after they've stopped talking?

[Gopher Gamble]

Their pretending to be in a old godzilla movie.

What would Rikku do if she lived in our world?

[~Death~Stalker~910]

b a hooker

y hasnt tidus died yet?

[Peter_20]

Dying is unnecessary.

Why do I keep returning to this game?

[~Death~Stalker~910]

cause u dont hav a life

y dont u give up no matter how bad u get killed?

[jammi567]

Because you're in an eternal loop

Why is Zanarkand Dreaming?

[Remedy]

there were some sleeping rain form spelled cloud on Zanarnarkand!
what kind of child would be if Ifrit and Shiva got married?

[Chewy]

A humid child ;)

Why did Seymour kill his dad?

[Gopher Gamble]

Oediepus syndrome.

How come when other people die they don't just end up back at the save spheres?

[~Death~Stalker~910]

cause then the game would suck

how come if ur healer dies ur doomed?

[Yew-Yevon]

you just answered your own question.

Does an alhbed's eyes have hipnotic powers?

[~Death~Stalker~910]

yes their eyes

how come if u die it says game over...isnt this based on life?

[Chewy]

No its a game the Fayth are playing on their PS3

Why do the Al Bhed live in the desert?

[jeo2388]

bcoz they like to build sand castles

why does tidus look like meg ryan?

[referday420]

no habla ingles.....

why did i just say i didnt speak english ion spanish and then said this in english

[silent_ultima]

cause u don't even know u'rself..

why did Tidus cross the road?

[jeo2388]

to tell wakka he loves him..

~what did wakka say?

[Chewy]

"Tidus, your sexy, but I'm with Kimhari now"



Why is Rikku so hyperactive?

[tidus_rox]

Because she saw the conversation between the three boyzzz

When and where does Tidus do his high lights?

[Chewy]

At the same place Seymour gets his hair done



Why was 'Snakes on a farplane' never released?

[Peter_20]

The Snakes were never found.

Why is Blitzball known as "Buritsuba-ru" in Japan?

[MKusanagi]

Because Bur=beer and they like beer.

What is wrong with the fayth??

[Chewy]

They dont have enough Faith in the other Fayth (now thats confusing)


What would Tidus done if he lived on?

[qwertysaur]

Cried

Who put the telaporters in the cavern of the stolen fayth?

[Chewy]

Osama Bin Laden (he lives there)


What is the name of Cid's airship?

[Peter_20]

Airship (no way it's Continental Circus, I refuse to believe it).

Why do the Al Bhed use glasses?

[Chewy]

Because they wanna be Neo from the Matrix



Who did Wakka play in the Christmas Pantomine?

[auronlu]

One of the Three Wise Guys. The contrast between him and Maechen was painfully noticeable.

How did Lady Belgemine acquire a statue of Braska for the "lost" Remiem Temple, when poor Besaid had to wait ten years for theirs?

[Chewy]

She slept with Mika ;)

Why did Lulu's summoner die?

[referday420]

b/c she slept with them and gave them aids.


who is the one person lulu hasnt slept with.

[Renmiri]

Wakka. That is why she married him

Who is Vidina's real father ?

[Tabris]

Auron. It's amazing what those Unsent can accomplish.

Why did Auron really help Tidus to enter Spira?

[Yew-Yevon]

Because he didn't have the red pill to give him.


When is the chocabo season? I want to hunt me some big game!

[Chewy]

January 1st - Febuary 1st (unlucky) :p




Why isnt Machina called Machines?

[Anno Domini]

budget cuts so they had to cut a letter.

How did the Magus sisters get stuck behind two magic seals in a lost temple, trapped forever with their sisters?

[Chewy]

Because their mother was sick of hearing them arguing

Where is Kimhari's horn?

[Bakamut]

In his pants.

How does the Monster Arena guy create new monsters?

[Chewy]

He tapes them together with double sided sticky tape


Where did Auron get his sword from

[Anno Domini]

you dont question the unsent!

Where is Sin's anus?

[Bakamut]

He has a few. Notice that there are several small holes on his body?

Why did O'Aka become a merchant?

[Chewy]

Because he failed his GCSE's


Why did Seymour wear THAT hat on his wedding day?

[Anno Domini]

It went with his hair nicely. :-)

Why wouldnt summoners travel in groups to increase the chance of survivability on the pilgrimage?

[Chewy]

Because they couldnt be arsed talking to Yunalesca, she could talk until the apocolypse


How did Jecht get to Spira?

[Anno Domini]

He got warped by sin just like tidus. you didnt know that or am i supposed to give a stupid answer? what? O_o

Where in all of Spira is there a tailor willing to work on Lulu's Dress de' Belts?

[Chewy]

Lol I have no idea XD


I heard that the Guados are into bondage, so they have plenty of belts and stuff

[jammi567]

No way! I thought that was the Al-Bhed...

Where did Tidus get his 'awesume' dungrees from?

[Marky Tee]

to quote brick from anchor man" the toilet store?"

has geaorge lucas sued square yet?

[Chewy]

Nah he is to busy making Star Wards Episode X, The attack of Rin!



Why does Rikku wear THAT suit at the start?

[Chewy]

Nah he is too busy with his 100 odd Star Wars product


Who is Yuna's REAL dad?

[Anno Domini]

Didnt you know? Auron was reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaly busy way back when.

Tidus=Man bra, Vaan(xii)=Man bra
Connection?

[Marky Tee]

connection....they both have heads!!

do you think ject ever said to tidus" i done your mum"?

[Anno Domini]

probably not. he is, after all, no auron.

Why hasnt bevelle ever made an attempt to bring back anima, yojimbo, or the magus sisters back into being mainstream aeons?

[Marky Tee]

that would be too sensible

why does wakka have a different accent to everyone else in the game?

[Renmiri]

He smoked one too many Ghysal Greens cigarettes

Do chocobo get high on Ghysal Greens ?

[jammi567]

Of course.

Was Lady Yunalesca a stripper in her spare time?

[Bakamut]

I think she's a full-time stripper.

How did Auron get the scar on his eye?

[Renmiri]

He didn't pay and asked Yunalesca to strip for him

How did Kimahri lose his horn ?

[Kasou]

No idea, but last time I saw it - Wakka did something rather perculiar with it... hmm.

Why isn't Yuna blonde? I like blondes >:

[Marky Tee]

cause havin 2 sexy blondes in the one game would make it so awsome it wold not be possible to continue playing

you think rikku would go out with me?

[Kasou]

If she wasn't already going out with me, yes~

Auron with dreads = y/n?

[Anno Domini]

Auron has infinite possibilities! You read the previous page right?

Why is it that the center of a dominante religion is surrounded by a plain that never gets releif (sp?) from thunder, a frozen forest, and a vast plain where people get lost or killed? in this case, not all paths lead to rome...

[Marky Tee]

sorry what?

that can be my dumb question

[Anno Domini]

Auron has infinite possibilities! You read the previous page right?

Why is it that the center of a dominante religion is surrounded by a plain that never gets releif (sp?) from thunder, a frozen forest, and a vast plain where people get lost or killed? in this case, not all paths lead to rome...
thought that was pretty clear. Bevelle. Yevon central?

[Chewy]

Since there was no question...


What kind of alcohol did Jecht drink?

[4evarisha]

He drinks Chocobo poo mix with chimearas blood. ewwww

why does seymour have blue hair?

[Chewy]

He tried mixing a few colors, and it turned out blue:p



Why does Wakka push Tidus into the Pool near Besaid?

[Jessweeee♪]

MARCO POLO!


Why do the leaves in Macalania sparkle sparkle?

[Chewy]

Because Tidus and Yuna drunk some happy juice in the thunderplanes and everything was super shiny from then on!



Why does Cousin fancy Yuna? Incest!

[Suvious]

Because her cousin was like no nearer family members why not? :D come here baby!

Why is Ixion so less shiny than the other Aeons even though hes lightning!?

[Jessweeee♪]

Because he's just too cool for sissy shiny sparkles!

Why did the Tidus cross the road?

[Chewy]

To escape his haters :P

Why does Yuna want to become a Summoner?

[PercyHeartless]

Because she has always been scared to be lonely.


Why does Yojimbo need gils?

[Chewy]

He has to pay off his gambling debts so the Serbians wont kill him and his cousin




Why do they never say Tidus' name?

[PercyHeartless]

Because Tidus always wanted to change his name... so he hated his actual name.

How does a Jumbo Flan taste like?

[Chewy]

It tastes like Shoopuf and Chocobo soup in one!

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Why are there aeons?

[Suvious]

Because some japanese guy drew them

Why do chocobos go kweh?

[Marky Tee]

cause sayin "wakka is a total nugget" would be too vulgar

is there anything in this game more badass than bahumut?

[Suvious]

Yes Rikkus ass

Why is wakka ginger?

[Marky Tee]

they had to show just how much of a twat he was through more than just his actons in the game,and being ginger is the best way to do this

did i just hear yuna fart?

[Chewy]

No it was Wakka, he stood near Yuna


Who was Yu Yevons mum?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

The same as God's mum, they're bothers but Yu Yevon didn't get to rule the universe. XP

Does Kimahri have a wife?

[Marky Tee]

nah,no one would have him since he cant get the horn


does yuna iron her own robes?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Nope, Wakka does it. :3

Did Tidus go through surgery to get his voice like that?

[Unstoppable Pig]

Yes but in reality Tidus is actually Ratchet from the Ratchet & Clank series but after Clank becomes famous secret agent and gets all the girls, Ratchet is jealous and only way to get girls is to go through hard surgerys that he would please female eyes.

Unfortunately Tidus-appereance was not what Ratchet wanted so flies with his spaceship and crashes into Zanankard where starts to play Blitzball since there is nothing else to do.

Why Kimahri doesn´t have his own spinoff movie where he is angsty because his father Chewbacca was abusive and ignored him in his childhood.

[Chewy]

Because the script was dumped after the writers got all those Rikku/Kimhari fan fics stuck in their head

Why is Wakka racist?

[jammi567]

Because although he may have a fake Jamacan accent, he was born and raised in a wealthy American family.

How big is fake Zanarkand?

[Chewy]

About as big as Manchester, cause Zanarkand was built based on Manchester :P



Why is the population of Spira so low

[PenguinOfDoom]

because people are usually too busy worrying about Sin to think of having sex.


How can they breathe underwater? How can Tidus talk under water? (at the beginnin i believe he says WHOA!)

[Crescennt]

Tidus, Rikku and Wakka all have secret sphere nodes for underwater breathing.

Who made Yuna's wedding dress?

[Chewy]

Kimhari, he is amazing on the sewing machine!:D



Why is there so much empty space in Spira

[crazybayman]

Kimhari, he is amazing on the sewing machine!:D



Why is there so much empty space in Spira

Because of all the randomly encountered monsters!

Why do the poor ol' Besaid Aurochs suck so much at the beginning of the game?

[tidus_rox]

Because Yuna wasn't out there, to provide her Yuna Shot Mark XXIV

Why is Lulu not satisfied with just ONE belt?

[Chewy]

Cause Wakka was into bondage


Why does Auron keep his arm in his coat?

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Cause he's cold.

Why aren't there any moogles in this game?

[Unstoppable Pig]

They were not paid their salary even they made such a big role in IX so they didnt want to be anymore in FF games. The moogles you see in XII are those beavers from II who had plastic surgery.

So whose great idea was to kick and throw ball in a giant water sphere?

[crazybayman]

They were not paid their salary even they made such a big role in IX so they didnt want to be anymore in FF games. The moogles you see in XII are those beavers from II who had plastic surgery.

So whose great idea was to kick and throw ball in a giant water sphere?

Sin. Its intent was to have all the atheletes drown.

Why is it so cold on Mt Gagazet?

[Chewy]

It isnt cold, Kimhari just got horny


Why is Cid bald?

[jeo2388]

rikku ate his hair..


why cant they poop?

[BlackDeth777]

because they are to worried about sin to eat...


why did they choose a deth metal song at the begginning of the game?

[sir helix]

a) cause rammstein rulez

q) why doesnt wakka cut him self why kicking the world champion?