Thread of no Return (someday...)

[GrimmReaper]

puppy! :D

[Psychotic]

What puppy.

[The Man]

Unlikely tbh, since a good portion of FG's member base was banned from EoFF for being too <s>hardcore</s> stupid or something.(exception: Yngve. He's hardcore)

In Joel and Kane's cases I'd agree, in most of the rest you're off. :monster:

[Xaven]

I didn't read any of the posts in the thread. Yawn.

[rubah]

and that's why you won't get any points

[Flying Mullet]

Enough of the spam you nub-nubs! :aimmad:

[demondude]

Points please. =D

[rubah]

gj

[licence]

Must be a decent number of points coming my way.

[demondude]

Nope, but a smack in the face with a rule book is!

[licence]

:(

What have I not read then...

[demondude]

Very simple game, the less you post in this thread the more points you get (points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of your post), the breakdown of the points are as follows:

[licence]

Bugger!

[demondude]

Somebody edit Baloki's post! I want mah points.

[Conani]

Hey People,

I thought I'd say hi cos I'm new here. I need people to take part in my project. I'll try and post my survey in General chat soon.

[Psychotic]

How many points is drunk tanking someone worth? I'll tank DD for one day every time he posts that stupid dog.

And yeah, DD, I do expect you to respond to this with a post full of that dog. One step ahead, bitch. ;)

[Psychotic]

That one is acceptable.

EDIT BY BoB: Deleted a bunch of posts (and replies to them, sorry for the collateral damage). Seriously, consider this an official in-thread warning for spamming to anyone who has been spamming in this thread. Unlike Psy, I won't close the thread. I'll just ban you. :)

[demondude]

It appears my spamming spree is over. I will be back!

[rubah]

it's not spamming, it's cockblocking, a totally legal technique

[demondude]

I'm gonna pm that dog to Psy until my outbox is full.

[Clouded Sky]

Dang. Just another day for two weeks, but I'll be on an airplane and I don't want y'all stealing my points.

[rubah]

uggggggggggh, my reply to this thread must've gotten server-smashed.

[The Man]

And I completely forgot about the server smash screwing this thread up /facepalm

[The Man]

opps, I seem to have won for this week.

[Agrias]

I CALL SHENANIGANS! :shifty:

[blackmage_nuke]

Point me!

[Cloud Strife-78-]

So how are people entering?

[Flying Mullet]

Anyone can enter at any time. The way it works is you gain posts based on how much time is between your post and the last post in the thread. So as your post was 3-4 days after blackmage_nuke's post, you won't earn any points. But if you wait until a week has passed from this post, you gain one point, two weeks from this post, five points, etc...

Check the first post of the thread for point details.

[The Man]

http://www.almost1337.com/mp3/aaron/monstersig.png

[The Man]

http://www.almost1337.com/mp3/aaron/monstersig.png

[Lawr]

You're ruining the game! Why don't you go for more points!?

[escobert]

It's been 11 months since I posted in this thread!

[demondude]

lol

[rubah]

I like that he's doing one week at a time. It'll take longer for him to catch up to me.

[Flying Mullet]

It's been 11 months since I posted in this thread!
And you only get points from when the last person posted, not your last post. :p

[The Man]

You're ruining the game! Why don't you go for more points!?

cba

[blackmage_nuke]

I will win this game, 1 point at a time!

[The Man]

Dammit D;

[Dignified Pauper]

I think Aaron has a calendar notifying him of a 7 day spread to post in this thread...

[The Man]

Not quite, but close :monster:

[Lacarus]

What a silly game:rolleyes2...I'M IN!!

[Yar]

Yay! Points for nobody!

[rubah]

actually you get a point, yardie. You were one week and several hours.

[Yar]

:p I meant in the sense that I'm not sharing.

Rereading it I see it is open for misinterpretation. I'm sorry for the confusion, rubahs.

[rubah]

aha xD

[Blue Harvest]

Isn't this ever going to die?

[Flying Mullet]

No.

[rubah]

why do people keep asking that

[Flying Mullet]

Because they think it's funny?

[Baloki]

Am I ever funny? Remember saying yes means your drunk and FM will drunk tank you :)

[Lawr]

Yes?

[Yar]

SCORE! I'm on pace to be ahead of Rubah by fall! :D

[Jiro]

If we increase the time it takes to score a point, everybody will give up only insane people will keep playing.

I'm just annoyed because I keep forgetting so I have no points :D

[NeoTifa]

How the hell does a thread about inactivity get to 21 pages?!

((does this mean I get 2000 points?))

[Sir Lancealot]

How the hell does a thread about inactivity get to 21 pages?!

((does this mean I get 2000 points?))

No.

It doesn't matter when you posted. Just when the last person did. That's been the rules the entire time xD

[Jiro]

How the hell does a thread about inactivity get to 21 pages?!


It's called spamming. Although it's called "cockblocking" or "roostera" in this thread. Totally acceptable strategy to not win.

[escobert]

o rly

[Yar]

How the hell does a thread about inactivity get to 21 pages?!


It's called spamming. Although it's called "cockblocking" or "roostera" in this thread. Totally acceptable strategy to not win.Unless you're already in the lead.

Now if you all could kindly STFU, I need to prepare for a post on the eighteenth. :p

[The Man]

No, I need to prepare for a post on the eighteenth. http://fools-gold.org/forum/images/smilies/bird.gif

[rubah]

okay yardie

[Flying Mullet]

Oh rubah, why must you roostera us?

[leader of mortals]

doomed to failure. Not even a sign up. Tsk tsk. You can do better Baloki.

19 pages later...

If I make a post 5 days from now and then wait for 2 days and delete and post again, is that against the rules?

[Baloki]

The chances of no-one replying to your post or Flying Rubah's Mullet not doing evil stuff to you is next to nothing, so feel free to give it a try :D

edit: Two days until this threads one year anniversary!

[rubah]

wtf I do not have a mullet

[Yar]

STOP POSTING

[The Man]

no u. >:O

[Lawr]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/Sagensyg/Other/stopposting.gif

[rubah]

*seizure*

[Jiro]

I almost feel sorry for that guy, but he did ignore the warnings.

[The Man]

Yeah man he was just asking for it.

[Aerith's Knight]

Is this still going?

[The Man]

apparently.

[Linus]

OMFG what the crap is this.

[Bunny]

You guys are failing at this.

[Rebellious Eagle]

I guess I'll give it a try. :3

[The Man]

In before doing it wrong.

[Lawr]

I guess I'll give it a try. :3

You're doing it wrong! lolololol

[rubah]

hehehe, nice work, Rebellious Eagle! Grade A roostera 8)

[FFIX Choco Boy]

I want to join!

[demondude]

i fink ur doin it wrong, liek everybody else sed 2 dat over guy.

[leader of mortals]

Bwahahahahaha! Now you all have to wait an extra 4 days!:D

[Flying Mullet]

Actually, we have to wait seven days from the last post.

[Polaris]

IS this still running??O_o

[leader of mortals]

Actually, we have to wait seven days from the last post.

Yes, I meant fou days more than what it would have been:p

[DarkBahamut]

DARK_BAHAMUT1997 FTW!

[demondude]

FTL, more like.

[Yar]

If I put all you losers on ignore, will your posts still count? :mad2:

[The Man]

Yes :mad:

No more Aaron Freedophile! This is THE PSYCHOTIC ZONE!

And here is a message for all you EoFF idle players:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/emot-laugh.gif

Have fun~

[Yar]

I DEMAND MY THIRD POINT

[The Man]

Fuck's sake, I remembered about this two days ago and even managed to find the thread again, but it was too soon to post :(

[blackmage_nuke]

DARN SARNIT! Off by a few hours

[blackmage_nuke]

Double post point bonus?

[The Man]

I have the worst memory these days :(

[rubah]

how the hell did this thread get in here

[Yar]

smurf March has 31 days. :(

[Laddy]

Whoo!

[Baloki]

Please note the next round will be a special easter bonus round and should 5 or more points (2 weeks worth) be award, after those points have been allocated, that player will then have their total score doubled.

Question is, will you risk waiting?

[Yar]

Point please! Don't want to wait!

[Fate Fatale]

Lame.

[blackmage_nuke]

I hate you Yars (ive been waiting a whole week to say that)

[blackmage_nuke]

Oh yea two weeks!

[Rantz]

*undeletes*

Oh really? :greenie:

[Loony BoB]

I don't think it counts if you delete your last post that you made one week ago.

EDIT: Beaten to it.

[blackmage_nuke]

You couldnt leave well enough alone could you! There was no rule against it!

[Baloki]

Incurring my wrath eh? Luckily for you I'm lazy today so the following points have been awarded:
* blackmage nuke loses a point as a valid post of his was deleted.
* Gains one point for waiting a week between posts.

So the net points awarded is zero and the next points availiable are one week away.

Edit: On a sidenote I record the date I last awarded points in the first post :p

[Yar]

lol

Someone delete rubah's posts.

[blackmage_nuke]

I dont atleast get another extra + comment sidenote thing?

[Yar]

I dont atleast get another extra + comment sidenote thing?You can't get Psy's fursuit keys too, so don't even try. :mad2:

[Yar]

5 points? :monster:

[Yar]

Point.

Oh, and update this! :D

[demondude]

http://danstheman.com/BigDogTongueLOL.jpg

[Quindiana Jones]

Man, that Harle-Quin is really kicking my ass.

[Rantz]

1 minute! :golfclap:

[Quindiana Jones]

They don't call me Captain Awesome.


For nothing.

[Quindiana Jones]

Feed me, Seymour.

[Baloki]

As a note it was my birthday the other day and because of that I will be awarding Quin one additional bonus point. In addition the next person to win some points will get the "amount of days they waited minus 6" points.

Good luck!

[blackmage_nuke]

Point me!

[blackmage_nuke]

2hit combo!

[rubah]

*cockblock*

[qwertysaur]

GET THIS OUT OF THE PR FORUM AND INTO THE FFVII FORUM WHERE IT BELONGS!

[Jiro]

Oh so this is what this is.

[blackmage_nuke]

Argh! I wanted my triple hit combo

[Lawr]

I guess you could call it a...


combo breaker? :shobon:

[blackmage_nuke]

lvl up!

[sir helix]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOx9999

[Psychotic]

+5 like a pro. :aimsun:

[Baloki]

So for some reason my subscription e-mail's haven't been working right but I've just updated the points now :)

[blackmage_nuke]

WOO!!!

[Baloki]

Bonus Round
You will gain an extra bonus point if you can work out the exact time between the last post and your own post without editing your post afterwards. This bonus point is only available if you win a point.

[Quindiana Jones]

The exact time between this post and the next post that I get a point is 35 days, 7 hours, 14 minutes and 3 seconds.

Meaning: my next point will be Sunday 30th August, 23:25:58.

[blackmage_nuke]

8 days, 19 hours, 59 minutes

[blackmage_nuke]

So did I get the extra point last round?

[Lenna]

*Tries this :o

[demondude]

You aren't doing very well, MsTiffie.

[demondude]

8)

[Yar]

points plz

[CimminyCricket]

Post.

[Freya]

2 weeks bishes!

[Quindiana Jones]

Totally forgot about this. xD

[Quindiana Jones]

Feed me, Seymour.

Am I now tied to Flailing Mollusc with bondage tape? :D

[Quindiana Jones]

More points, please.

[Baloki]

Yet Rubah is still in the lead by at least 7 points :o

[Quindiana Jones]

This means nothing to me. I promised Mullet I'd do this one point at a time, and BY GOD I will!

[Giga Guess]

Over 7 months since my last post...that's gotta be good for a high score! :p

[Baloki]

Over 7 months since my last post...that's gotta be good for a high score! :p

Sorry, everyones just going to mock you relentlessly instead...

[Giga Guess]

Over 7 months since my last post...that's gotta be good for a high score! :p

Sorry, everyones just going to mock you relentlessly instead...

Eh, I suppose that works too. :p

[Quindiana Jones]

Everybody in the club get Quinsy.

[Quindiana Jones]

It's Harle (hardly) fair that I have to claim points with this ridiculous name. My General Forum boycott will continue until this is changed.

[Psychotic]

Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums > General > Writer's Corner > Role Playing Threads > [RP] Baloki's Furry Fortress — The Second Coming

:greenie:

(but go on then, have your name back)

[Quindiana Jones]

I assumed it was implied in the post that this was the exception.

[Quindiana Jones]

I knew I'd forgotten something! Silly me. :roll2

[Quindiana Jones]

I assume I get one bonus point for getting the last 6 points in a row, right?

Thanks.

[Quindiana Jones]

Nice.

[Quindiana Jones]

This game is so much easier when nobody else plays.

[Baloki]

I think it needs a run back in GC tbh.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'll agree with you if you give me 5 bonus points.

[The Man]

I need to stop forgetting about this :(

[Quindiana Jones]

Good evening sir, welcome to Baloki Bank. How may I be of service?

Hello. I'd just like to make a quick deposit please.

And how much were you looking to deposit, sir?

One point, please, if that's alright.

Yes, sir, that's not a problem. We'll sort that one out for you right away.

Thank you very much. Buh bye. Have a good day.

Goodbye, sir.

[Freya]

Gawd damnit quin, I was just coming to post today xP

[Jiro]

Unless I'm mistaken I think I am entitled to a point

EDIT: I think I am mistaken by about 9 hours

[Baloki]

NO SCORE!

[Jiro]

Fantastic you all suck. Heh :smug:

[Quindiana Jones]

Haha gutted Jiro. ;)

[Jiro]

I am actually deeply hurt that I didn't get that point. Deeply hurt in my insides.

[Momiji]

Just because I feel like making you all wait longer ;D

[The Man]

You rat bastard

[Darth Cid]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a209/ZidaneAndGarnet/facepalm.jpg

[smittenkitten]

Oh mate I thought it was between your own posts and how long you could wait between posting your own, if you get what i mean... xDDD

[Quindiana Jones]

Oh man, I genuinely believed I wouldn't get this point. But hey! My streak continues. ;)

[Quindiana Jones]

C-C-C-COMBO CONTINUER.

You owe me two points now.

[Baloki]

If Quin gets the next <strike>3</strike> 4 points in a row I will give him 100 points as a special bonus, you have been warned.

[Quindiana Jones]

Because 11 points in a row isn't enough?

[Flying Mullet]

Yes.

[Baloki]

Because 11 points in a row isn't enough?

Your right, it should be 15, I've corrected my old post.

[Quindiana Jones]

Ooh I hopes I gets it, I do!

[Quindiana Jones]

Well, that was embarrassing. Stupid bloody clock. One says 21:36, the other says 21:40. How was I supposed to know I had to average it? xD

[Jiro]

Well that was unfortunate

[Wolf Kanno]

What in god's name is this doing here? Eww... it's all old and sticky... I'm putting it with all the other junks food on these forums. ;)

[qwertysaur]

haha it is supposed to be hidden Wolf. The entire point is to revive it when it gets moldy and starts to smell like a website made in 1992.

[Jiro]

Hey I was made in 1992 :mad2:

[qwertysaur]

Hey I was made in 1992 :mad2:
Yeah, but you are organic. In 1992 the idea of WWW was new at CERN.

[Jiro]

Organic ftw baby~~~ :aimkiss:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wait, how do you earn points?

[Jiro]

You wait at least a week after the last poster in the thread, then you get one point

[NorthernChaosGod]

So I just earned nothing, but if you had waited a week to answer, I would have gotten 1 point?

How do you actually make more than that? I thought the staff frowned on bumping dead threads. :confused:

[Jiro]

This is an exception. And uhhh no, if I posted this one week after your post just ^^ there then I would get a single point. Then we wait another week where the next point is up for grabs.

[qwertysaur]

If the time is more than one week, then you get more points.

[Jiro]

It's definitely not going to make it past 1 week if it's here.

[leader of mortals]

It's definitely not going to make it past 1 week if it's here.

Because of Quin:mad2:

I always remember this thread all of a sudden, and go to find it but never can, but I guesss it doesn't matter because of Quin...

[KuRt]

What are the scoreboards atm? Anyways, afk until victory -->

[Jiro]

No dice bro, doesn't work like that ;D

[rubah]

Man, For a moment, I thought someone had waited an entire year to reply to this thread, and I was about to get giddy. No luck.

[Wolf Kanno]

If Baloki PMs me, I'll hide it for you... :shifty:

[Quindiana Jones]

It's definitely not going to make it past 1 week if it's here.

Because of Quin:mad2:

I always remember this thread all of a sudden, and go to find it but never can, but I guesss it doesn't matter because of Quin...

Your uselessness is no fault of mine. ;)

[NorthernChaosGod]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q127/askye7/HammerTime.jpg

[Quindiana Jones]

3 points left, I figure.

[Jiro]

Mere seconds. Quin, I salute you.

[Quindiana Jones]

This is more comfortable for me.

[Jiro]

I like to make things challenging

[Flying Mullet]

http://zoonormous.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/jesus-saves.jpg
Wow folks, that was a close one. Thank God Jesus was there. Or thank Jesus he was there, as they're one in the same. *shrug*

[Quindiana Jones]

You bastard, Mullet. I was actually going to get up at 4AM to get this one.

[Raistlin]

Quin, you are disturbingly dedicated to this game.

[Flying Mullet]

Now you don't have to get up at 4AM. :love:

[Jiro]

Hi Quin :blush:

[Quindiana Jones]

Hey man. I know people. imma ban u 4 dbl post.

[Jiro]

What double post? :monster:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Hi Quin :blush:

You know you were a day away from earning a point, yes?

[Quindiana Jones]

Haha he wouldn't have got it, NCG. :D

[Flying Mullet]

At this point we're enjoying ourselves by keeping Quin from getting points. Preferrably as close to the buzzer as possible.

[Quindiana Jones]

Only two left!

[leader of mortals]

Only two left!

It's 3

Edit: Just the way I like 'em

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lulz, but I get it now. Fucking Quin.

[Raistlin]

At this point we're enjoying ourselves by keeping Quin from getting points. Preferrably as close to the buzzer as possible.

The spiting Quin game is way more fun than earning points.

[Quindiana Jones]

So is the killing everyone game. :mad2:

Haha, you guys will get bored eventually.

[Jiro]

Not before you get bored, my friend

[qwertysaur]

Blizzaga!

[Lunatic_High]

Let's see if I can get any points playing this game...

[Quindiana Jones]

Not before you get bored, my friend

I never tire of winning. :smug:

[demondude]

But you're not. :confused:

[Quindiana Jones]

Tired of winning? Yes, you're right, I'm not! :bigsmile:

[Vyk]

Ugh. I remember when this thread opened. I thought "huh, that'll be easy. I'll just ignore it". Didn't realize I would have actually had to make a post. Guess that makes more sense, 'cause I had thought at the time "inactive users are gonna win"

[NorthernChaosGod]

So is the killing everyone game. :mad2:

I'd like to see you try. :mad2:

[Baloki]

Remember, if just one person breaks Quins steak he doesn't gain his additional 100 points. Also maybe I should punish him by removing 100 points instead? *ponders*

[Quindiana Jones]

You have nothing to punish me for, yet. :(

[Jiro]

Trying to win is too risky. I'm just going to make Quin suffer by missing his victory by the barest of margins. It's what friends do :)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Trying to win is too risky. I'm just going to make Quin suffer by missing his victory by the barest of margins. It's what friends do :)

I'm down for the cause.

[Jiro]

We're halfway to the next point Quin baby :aimkiss:

[Quindiana Jones]

Well, actually, we're back to the beginning now.

DICK. :doublecolbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Tough titty, Quin. :colbert:

[Baloki]

I think it's time we rolled the dice again...

:Cait Sith:

[Flying Mullet]

:ffvisexy: My life is a chip in your pile. Ante up!

[Jiro]

That is one of the most inspiring quotes I have ever read!

[Lacarus]

I think I'm entitled to some points.

[Flying Mullet]

Unfortunately, it's from the last time someone posted in the thread, not from the last time you posted in the thread. Since you posted two days after Jiro, that isn't worth any points.

But you did delay Quin's point, and that's always commendable.

[rtech1]

So is this self-perpetuating?

[Jiro]

Basically. It'll die one day until Quin shows up and gets big points.

[Quindiana Jones]

I don't take that risk. Besides, I promised Mullet that I'd beat rubah one point at a time.

WHICH HE IS MAKING IT VERY HARD TO DO.

EDIT: I mean, El. :manus:

[Rebellious Eagle]

Wow, it's been forever since I posted in here. I wonder how many points I have now.
...every time I see this thread I think of that commercial with the weird guy singing "Point of No Return" while dancing manically in his car.

[leader of mortals]

Wow, it's been forever since I posted in here. I wonder how many points I have now.
...every time I see this thread I think of that commercial with the weird guy singing "Point of No Return" while dancing manically in his car.

You dont have any points :p

[Rebellious Eagle]

But I should! The last time I posted in this thread was months ago. D:

[NorthernChaosGod]

But I should! The last time I posted in this thread was months ago. D:

Lulz, that's not how it works. You get points based on the time between the poster before you and your post time.

[Rebellious Eagle]

Oh, I see. Interesting then!

[Lacarus]

Ahh, bugger.

[Jiro]

Looks like I've assembled a crack team Quin. Whatchagonnado

[Quindiana Jones]

Win. It's just going to take a little longer. 3 points left, Jiro. 3 points. ;)

[NorthernChaosGod]

How many points do you have?

[Jiro]

SUQS - Society for Undermining Quin's Success.

[leader of mortals]

I like kittens. Do you all like kittens?

[Quindiana Jones]

I like kittens. They're comfy and easy to wear.

[I Don't Need A Name]

I can't believe this is still going!