View Full Version : If EoFF Mated

Flying Mullet
08-13-2008, 01:57 AM
I thought this would be a fun competition for those that are even mildly photoshop/MSPaint skilled.

For those of you not familiar with "If They Mated", <a href="http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Late_Night_with_Conan_OBrien/iftheymated/"> it's a piece that Conan O'Brien does on his late night show</a>. He takes two celebrities that are tied together somehow in the news, tabloids, etc... and merges(photoshops) their pictures together to show what their "offspring" would look like. Sometimes they don't do any photoshopping and show another celebrity, like if Hillary Clinton and Tony Blair mated they might show the offspring as Al Sharpton or Carrot Top.

For the first round of this competition, I'll need people to submit their photos that they want "mated". There are only a few guidelines for the photos:

The pictures should be EoFF appropriate and should be a clean, relatively straight-on shot of your face/head so it is easy to "mate" with another person's face. See below for examples of good and bad submission photos.
The photos must be of yourself. You can't submit pictures of other people.
Try to make the submission photos as high quality as possible. A fuzzy, 100 pixel by 100 pixel face of you in the middle of a crowd will be hard for someone to work with which means no one will probably use your photo. That's no fun.
Each person may submit up to two photos of themselves to add a little variety to the competition.

<table align="center"><tr><td align="center"><b>QUALITY MATING MATERIAL</b><br/>http://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/good_mating.jpg</td><td align="center"><b>POOR MATING MATERIAL</b><br/>http://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/bad_mating.jpg</td></tr></table>

As this isn't an official competition or event, I'll accept photos until they finish trickling in and then move onto the mating part. To submit photos, feel free to either host them on your webspace and provide the link or attach the images to a post. Please try to avoid displaying the picture in-post if it's a high quality because I hate huge images that take up the entire screen and it's my contest and I can make my own rules up.

08-13-2008, 02:11 AM
If only every set of batteries in my house wasn't dead.

Clouded Sky
08-13-2008, 03:36 AM
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5879/facesc2.th.jpg (http://img210.imageshack.us/my.php?image=facesc2.jpg)

Highest resolution of my face these forums have ever seen!

08-13-2008, 03:44 AM

There you go.

08-13-2008, 04:22 AM
I LOVE If They Mated. Conan ftw.

I'm gonna have your face mate with itself, Mulley.

08-13-2008, 04:27 AM
http://www.snowy-day.net/pictures/mes/matingportrait-small.jpg (http://www.snowy-day.net/pictures/mes/matingportrait.jpg)

08-13-2008, 09:31 AM
This sounds too furry for me.

08-13-2008, 11:51 AM
This sounds too furry for me.

Too furry? Too furry? Does such a thing exist for you?

08-13-2008, 01:32 PM
Sorry about the light!

08-13-2008, 06:32 PM
I take it my shadowy photos of myself won't be accepted if I submitted them...

Flying Mullet
08-14-2008, 01:22 AM
Awesome submissions folks, keep them coming! I especially encourage couples in our EoFF community to submit pictures of themselves so we can see a preview of what their offspring will look like.

08-14-2008, 03:05 AM
I can't actually do any of the morphing. I don't have photoshop so any attempt I make will look bad... :(

Besides, Conan says the thing they use to merge the photos is NASA technology. [/no lie]

08-14-2008, 03:51 AM
Wow, I just realized that I really don't have head-on pictures that shows 100% of my head and that doesn't involve me wearing a silly hat. All of my pics are slanted or cut off on my hair! And my webcam quality is crap so here you go, my hottest face on pic. xD


And if that won't do I guess you'll have to go with this. :p


Unless I can be arsed to try to take a high quality one with my webcam tomorrow.

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2008, 11:27 AM
I'm tempted to use Mulley's pictures as a signature. :shifty:

Flying Mullet
08-14-2008, 10:26 PM
Looking good so far folks. Let's get a few more faces to throw into the genetic cesspool that is EoFF and we'll start the mating!

08-16-2008, 12:20 AM
Well, get on with it then, people! Post your pictures so I can pretend mate with rubah!

08-16-2008, 01:14 AM
I already found out what I'd look like with sheeeeeeeeep

Loony BoB
08-16-2008, 01:23 AM
I think this should be okay? I don't know. It's a bit old but it pretty much covers it.

08-16-2008, 02:27 AM
Well crap! IF looney bob is doing this than I am gonna jump in and pray we get da hook up.



Agh! This is a sausage mating fest! And by that, I mean http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-graphs-ratio-of-cake-to-people.gif

Rocket Edge
08-16-2008, 11:10 PM
This looks fun. Couldn't really find an appropriate pic so hope this works..

08-16-2008, 11:11 PM
So... there's lots of pictures, but no morphs!! :eek:

08-17-2008, 08:43 AM
I'll post mine!

08-17-2008, 07:44 PM
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/9853/snapshot20080817ty4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I'm going to regret this I think.

08-17-2008, 07:51 PM
Here's two for you. :p


This one might not work to well since it's a wideshot and all.

08-18-2008, 12:20 AM
Yeah I should post that picture of me doing a backflip on my bike because that would be totally relevant and similar to the shot-style that FM requested.

08-18-2008, 01:20 AM
I honestly didn't mean for this to turn out so creepy.

08-18-2008, 01:38 PM
This sounds too furry for me.

Too furry? Too furry? Does such a thing exist for you?

I reckon Sonic Passion would've pushed him over the edge actually.

Flying Mullet
08-18-2008, 04:16 PM
Awesome, folks! I'll compile the submissions later today and post a collage of EoFF breeders to choose from. :)

08-18-2008, 07:12 PM
We doing this or what mullet. I been waiting with this thing, standing behind Bob for... WOW! It has been way more than EIGHT HOURS! I am so calling my physician!

08-18-2008, 08:45 PM

Amg bipper I have a picture of myself in like the same position from like a year and a half ago!! xD


...Well kinda, it's flipped around. xD

Oi I miss back in the days when I actually had a camera.

08-18-2008, 08:48 PM
It must be our common Native American heritage. *nods*

Flying Mullet
08-18-2008, 08:49 PM
Alright, I've attached the breeders for our EoFF mating extravaganza. I tried to resize the images so the heads are all roughly the same size for easy cutting and pasting. So let's dim the lights, throw in some mood music and see what results...

bipper and NeoCracker, sorry, but your pictures either aren't face shots at the camera or are too blurry or saturated with light to work.

Oh, and adding in MS Paint style "accessories" to the photos is definitely encouraged.

Fun fact: It's interesting to see all of the different head shapes when cropping the photos. Some people's heads are much more rectangular than others while others still are almost square.

<div style="width: 1000px">http://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/bob.jpghttp://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/celes.jpghttp://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/enano.jpghttp://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/jessweee.jpghttp://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/jojee.jpghttp://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/koko1.jpghttp://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/koko2.jpghttp://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/montoya.JPGhttp://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/mulley.jpghttp://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/rantzien.jpghttp://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/rocketedge.jpghttp://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/rubah.jpghttp://www.homemade-websites.com/eoff/mating/source/sheep.jpg</div>

08-18-2008, 08:50 PM
okie doke. Do we get a chance this afternoon to take better pix? You will not Bawb me of rob.

08-18-2008, 08:51 PM
I'm totally doing this.

Flying Mullet
08-18-2008, 09:00 PM
okie doke. Do we get a chance this afternoon to take better pix? You will not Bawb me of rob.
Sure, anyone can submit pix and I'll append them to the above post.

08-18-2008, 09:12 PM
aww, I love you bipper

08-18-2008, 11:46 PM
aww, I love you bipper

:eek: Damn I look good with bangs!

08-18-2008, 11:53 PM
jobip looks creepy :eek:

Flying Mullet
08-19-2008, 12:10 AM
What if BoB had Rantzien's eyes...

08-19-2008, 12:53 PM

It's a Rocket Jojee!

Loony BoB
08-19-2008, 02:12 PM
These are rather disturbing so far. ...keep them coming! :p

08-19-2008, 04:44 PM

It's a Rocket Jojee!

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Flying Mullet
08-19-2008, 05:25 PM
Not necessarily a mating, but a fun one to make:

Rocket Edge
08-19-2008, 07:55 PM

It's a Rocket Jojee!
That face is nothing short of incredable. I would like to thank Jojee, Rantzien, and the path that led me to this thread.

Anno Domini
08-20-2008, 03:36 AM
oh ma gah lawlz