A typical conversation with a friend.

[Hambone]

Mine would be:

Me: Hey, Hayden.

Hayden (friend): Hey.

Me: Guess what you are.

Hayden: What?

Me: A bitch.


~5 minutes later~


Me: Hayden, guess what you are.

Hayden: A bitch?

Me: No, stupid. You're a bitch.

Topic: What does a usual conversation with you and a friend (I don't care what kind) consist of? What's the usual tone? etc.

[Akaria]

Dripping with sarcasm, death threats, sometimes internet memes...Funny faces galore, too.

[Rostum]

*At the wall*

Zach (friend): PENIS.

Me: VAGINA.

Zach (friend): This wall is very sexy.

Me: You in a maids outfit would be sexy, take pictures.

Zach (friend): <3.

The end.

[Momiji]

Depends on what type of friend you speak of.

In person:
Friend: What are you playing?
Me: Touhou.
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a doujin shmup completely done by one guy; I'm comple--
Friend: Never mind.


Online:
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:47:41 PM): But thankfully, it's something I'm decent at
tavrobel13 (6:48:15 PM): mmm psychology, the major for mindscrews
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:48:38 PM): Yes. I finally figured out what ability I get from leveling up in this job class
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:48:43 PM): The ability to smurf with minds
tavrobel13 (6:49:08 PM): too bad those with a high enough int are immune to it
tavrobel13 (6:49:20 PM): but it does extra damage because your skills target MP and not HP
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:49:31 PM): Your argument is flawed.
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:49:41 PM): You forget that this is modern-day America
tavrobel13 (6:50:00 PM): i would have to say that people's stats in the US have very high MP ratings, but not int
tavrobel13 (6:50:08 PM): int doesn't determine mp growth
tavrobel13 (6:50:13 PM): but it would be beneficial to each other
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:50:20 PM): There are not many people with INT levels as high as a Psychologist's, let alone an engineer's
tavrobel13 (6:50:45 PM): don't forget about my theoretical-based cousins
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:50:52 PM): Indeed.
tavrobel13 (6:51:02 PM): but it's not fair
tavrobel13 (6:51:06 PM): my stats are abnormally high

[Rye]

My friends and I discuss sex, television, food, and hating Rhode Island.

[Peegee]

Depends on which. I will push friends right up to their limit in depreciative comments. I also don't care what I say to people (Strangers) but that really is dependent on my mood.

Not apologizing, sometimes I make bad first impressions. Who cares?

[rubah]

Peegies: azn asl?
Kupo - [ Dusk and Starshine ]: 14/f/ca lol
Peegies: ca bb?
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2801/pikachujz1.gif
Kupo - [ Dusk and Starshine ]: yap
Lol integration
Peegies: lol u so azn.

[leader of mortals]

Me: Hey ryan
Ryan: you suck
Me: I know I should just kill myself right?
Ryan: ...

Me: Hey ryan
Ryan: ooo I know how to use revolve(we are in the same autocad class and revolve is a command. I told him what its for. He made crappy lamps with it =P)

Me: Hey shaun
Shaun: hey sexy
Me: this is a really hard problem
Shaun: thats what she said
Me: *kills shaun*

[Shoeberto]

Since college a lot of my conversations with friends are like "x thing is such http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif, I hate it" "yeah dude I know what you mean it's like [details]"
In college you pretty much have to ride on pure hatred and spite for professors in some classes

[rubah]

Stu: ~
Allie: ~~~~
Stu: :*
Allie: :heart: :*
Stu: :aimkiss:
Allie: :aimkiss:
Stu: hey baby
Allie: hey hey ^________^
Stu: He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes
Allie: ilu
Stu: ilu2

[Ouch!]

*At the wall*

Zach (friend): PENIS.

Me: VAGINA.

Zach (friend): This wall is very sexy.

Me: You in a maids outfit would be sexy, take pictures.

Zach (friend): <3.

The end.
PENIS.

[Madame Adequate]

When it comes to Rye and I, I talk about videogames, she talks about her sick fetishes; flatulence, urine, argyle sweaters on men under the age of 65...

[Saber]

ME - hey whats up
friend - hey joe, I"M JUst chillin and bored.
me - Its strange i don't get bored anymore
FRIend - lets go do something...
me - arn't we doing something right now??????????

[Vermachtnis]

Me: What did she want?
Chris: There's something going on across the street. I think that girl is gonna be there. Should we bring anything?
Me: I'm going to bring the flags and lampshades.

Andrew: ~sigh~ I don't feel like doing anything today. I'm just bored. I don't think there is anything to do. What do you think?
Me: You should make yourself taller.

~or~
Friend: What do ya wanna do today?
Me: I dunno what do ya wanna do today?
Friend: I came over here so I wouldn't have to think of what to do today.
Me: You're useless.

Me: Hey do you something?
Friend: Nope
Me: You're useless

Friend: Something deep.
Friend B: Something on the same level.
Me: Drag them down to my level with something stupid.
Friends: /facepalm

Friend: I think that old person needs help with something.
Me: Hey look kittens!
Friend: But the old person!
Me: The kitten is cuter.

[Moon Rabbits]

None of the conversations I have with my friends are appropriate to post here.

[fairweather]

Bec (Friend): "Where did that car come from?!"
Matt (other friend): "My mums VAGINA" (he thought Bec said where did he come from...)
*hysterical laughter*
Me: "What did you say??? O_O"


Me: .....
Bec: .....
Me & Bec: "WELL I REMEMBER, I REMEMBER DONT WORRY, HOW COULD I EVER FORGET, ITS THE FIRST TIME, THE LAST TIME, WE EVER MET!!"

Me: .....
Bec: .....
Me: "Its because I'm fat, isn't it?"

Me: "Peace, love, unity!"
Matt: "Lets save the children!"
Me: "LETS DOOOO IT!"
(except slightly more serious IRL)

[Blue Harvest]

When I talk to my RL friends on msn we usually discuss the awesomeness of guitar hero or which Sonic the Hedgehog character is better. Heated arguments ensue.

[Rantz]

The discussions with my closest friend usually consist of either a) him talking about his latest business idea or what he learned from a documentary last night, and me nodding along or b) heaps of unintelligible chatter and sarcasms.

[NeoTifa]

me: *sees kayla making out with bf across the street* OH MY KAYLA YOU SEXY JEWISH BISH DROP YOUR BOYTOY RIGHT NOW FOR HOT SEXY LEZZI SEX!!!!!!"
kayla: OH MY GOD A-RICA!!!!! I LOVE YOU HAVE MY BEHBEHZ!!!!!!"
pharmacist: ....O.o......

kayla lives across the street from rite-aid, and i see her all the time when im at the window waiting for my meds :p

[BardTard]

Full of your mom jokes, "that's what she said," our guy friends with small penises, references to how people from one particular state are very dumb, and randomness. We usually cram them all in the same conversation too.

Blaine: *picks up jumbo bratwurst sausage? thing from Kroger* "This is almost as big as me!"

Me: *picks up a package of miniature hot dog things* "These are bigger than Tyler!"

Blaine: "Your mom's bigger than Tyler."

Me: "That's what she said."

Blaine: "Oh where are my manners? Allie this is my bag. Bag, meet Allie."

Me: "That guy was weird. Where was he from? [State X?]"

You'd have to be there to get that. We saw a movie and this guy came in before the movie started and said the tickets were sold out, then halfway into his babbling he was like "oh this is my bag, in case anyone was looking." Then he left and everyone started laughing.

[Jessweeee♪]

Depends on the friend.

Me: ...
Friend: ...
Me: ...
Friend: ...




Me: OMGI'MHAVINGSOMUCHFUNANDI'MALLHYPERANDSTUFFOMGISN'T____JUSTTHECOOLESTEVER?? :hyper: :bounce:

Friend: ....

[Vivisteiner]

Me (bully): Hahaha, look at what **** did, he's such a retard.
Friend 1 (bully): Haha, yeah, you're right, he's such an idiot.
Friend 2 (target): Hey, I'm right here.
Me(bully): Yeah, I know, idiot.
Friend 2 (target): *looks upset*

[LunarWeaver]

I really only have one friend I have any kind of serious discussion with, mixed in with just joshin' about. Others I talk to, which aren't many anyway, is merely tossing nonsense back and forth. It's the type of friend where if one of us disappeared forever it would have little to no effect on the other.

[Yar]

Mostly jokes at each others' expense.

[Montoya]

Calling each other derogatory names that are mainly targeted towards women until one of us says "Intergalactic Hussy" and shuts the other one up.