End of Year 2008 Ciddies Revelation thread! It happened! Were you in [AG's Bed]?

[demondude]

:excited:

[Momiji]

The 'invicible' Goldeninevitability?

Sorry GoBo, I'm not going to let you live it down.

[demondude]

Fonz will probably win.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

Yaridovich 12
Fonz 8
Goldenboko 5
Blue Harvest 1
RSL 1

Aerith's Knight or Demon Dude. Who's running version 2.0 lately?

[Momiji]

what the

[demondude]

=0!

[Rye]

Hot jiggly DDs!

[demondude]

:jokey:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Aerith's Knight!

Aerith's Knight 20
Demon Dude 13

A much needed improvement? :p

[Loony BoB]

I'd edge or DD of those two. But then I might have voted for AK. I don't remember who my vote went to...

EDIT: G'job, AK. Either of yourselves would have been worthy winners in my book. Everyone can always improve.

[demondude]

Awwww. =(

[scrumpleberry]

There hasn't been much to improve lately, sweetie! You've been great the last 6 months!

Well done AK :cookie:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Underrated Member

The finalists:
Noctiluca
qwertyxsora
RSL
Sergeant Hartman
Wolf Kanno
Yaridovich
Zeromus_X

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Sergeant Hartman
Momiji: Noctiluca
Old Manus: Sergeant Hartman
Yaridovich: Noctiluca
Jessweeee?: Wolf Kanno
qwertyxsora: Yaridovich
Levian: qwertyxsora
Tavrobel: Zeromus_X
Clouded Sky: Wolf Kanno
Sergeant Hartman: Wolf Kanno
Sir Lancealot: Noctiluca
Del Murder: Sergeant Hartman
Psychotic: Yaridovich
Rocket Edge: Wolf Kanno
I'm my own MILF: Noctiluca
Noctiluca: Yaridovich
Shiny: Yaridovich
Bunny: Noctiluca

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Noctiluca 5 28%
Wolf Kanno 4 22%
Yaridovich 4 22%
Sergeant Hartman 3 17%
qwertyxsora 1 6%
Zeromus_X 1 6%

Apparently these people were so underrated that no one felt it was necessary to turn in a speech.

[Freya]

Grats my interviewee

[Aerith's Knight]

Weeeeeeeeeeeee I finally won one to be proud of. xD

*pumps fist*

[Momiji]

Go Lunar! You'll never be underrated in my heart. Just overrated. xD

:heart:

[I Don't Need A Name]

come on matt!

[Rantz]

Noctilucaaaaa :kaocheer:

[demondude]

I guess I'll be gunning for best poet then. :sweatdrop:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

Sergeant Hartman 12
Yaridovich 9
Wolf Kanno 6
Zeromus_X 4
RSL 1

qwertyxsora or Noctiluca? Which one deserves more props?

[scrumpleberry]

Wolf Kanno or Hatty!

edit: poop :(

[demondude]

Noctiluca! 100%

[Rye]

Naughtyluca <33

[Freya]

OMG i love both these guys D:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

qwertyxsora

qwertyxsora 16
Noctiluca 14

[demondude]

Qwertyxwinnar!

[I Don't Need A Name]

aww damn

[scrumpleberry]

Hurray! Go qwerty! I think everyone appreciates him more now :bigsmile:

[Freya]

Grats qwerty!

[Sergeant Hartman]

bawww etc

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Horniest Member

The finalists:
Blue Harvest
Lekana
Nominus Experse
Rye
ShlupQuack
TyphoonThaReapa

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: TyphoonThaReapa
Momiji: Rye
Old Manus: Blue Harvest
Yaridovich: Blue Harvest
Jessweeee?: Lekana
qwertyxsora: TyphoonThaReapa
Levian: Lekana
Tavrobel: Lekana
Clouded Sky: Blue Harvest
Sergeant Hartman: Lekana
Sir Lancealot: Blue Harvest
Del Murder: Blue Harvest
Psychotic: Lekana
Rocket Edge: Rye
I'm my own MILF: Nominus Experse
Noctiluca: Nominus Experse
Shiny: Blue Harvest
Bunny: Lekana

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Blue Harvest 6 33%
Lekana 6 33%
TyphoonThaReapa 2 11%
Rye 2 11%
Nominus Experse 2 11%


The EoFF Horniest Member Ciddie could be considered a dubious honour, but if the stereotypes are correct, then we're all sex-depraved nerds. However, our nominees are very, very, very eager to prove that stereotype incorrect.

Our nominees could have earned their nominations a few different ways, whether by continually hitting on other members, frequent posting of innuendos, or just being downright sleazy. Never-the-less, our nominees have earned their place as the horniest members in our fair internet community, but there can only be one winner. Who will that winner be? Let's first see who our nominees are:

Blue Harvest - Blue Harvest, for some unknown reason, reminds me of my friend Josh and his innuendo of "fluffing your garfield". So BH, do you fluff your garfield?

Lekana - Lekana's location is "in your closet". That's prime positioning for leaping out and tackling someone onto their bed, no? She's obviously horny if she's hiding in your closet!

Nominus Experse - I know nothing about Nominus, but here's a quote I found in his user notes.
I actually own a Snorlax plush that my girlfriend gave me, so I can literally say that I do touch him everyday.

He sits on the nightstand and watches the sex happen with a smile on his face. He's always smiling.

Rye - Rye made Sexy Slashfic, didn't she? I think that speaks for itself, really.

TyphoonThaReapa - This guy is obviously horny. Only really horny people use the pimp smilie as an avatar.

So, people of EoFF, who have you decided is the Horniest Member? Just be careful, they might celebrate their win by coming after you...

[Momiji]

This has to go to the girl whose 'sexual frustration could fuel a rocket to the moon'.

[Aerith's Knight]

Lekana touches robots.

[demondude]

Nominus needs to win this!

[Psychotic]

I hope whoever wins this wants to celebrate it alone. With me. In my bed. HAVING SEX.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:
Blue Harvest 12
Rye 11
Nominus Experse 7
ShlupQuack 1
RSL 1

That leaves Lekana and TyphoonThaReapa for the award. They're alone in the back room now waiting to see who gets to come forward and claim the Ciddie. Wait, I've left the two horniest members in EoFF alone in the back room. WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?

[demondude]

You just want to make love to Lekana.

[Freya]

...

[Momiji]

Wow? o_O

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Lekana!

Lekana 16
TyphoonThaReapa 13

It's always cool when a dude pretending to be a girl on the internet wins a sexual-related award. :spin:

[demondude]

A winner is you!

Into Psy's bed now.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

w<b><u>ei</u></b>rdest Member

The finalists:
A Most Loved Man
Blue Harvest
Evastio
MadeOfApples
The Ceej

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Blue Harvest
Momiji: The Ceej
Old Manus: The Ceej
Yaridovich: A Most Loved Man
Jessweeee?: The Ceej
qwertyxsora: A Most Loved Man
Levian: Blue Harvest
Tavrobel: A Most Loved Man
Clouded Sky: The Ceej
Sergeant Hartman: The Ceej
Sir Lancealot: The Ceej
Del Murder: A Most Loved Man
Psychotic: Evastio
Rocket Edge: Evastio
I'm my own MILF: The Ceej
Noctiluca: Evastio
Shiny: The Ceej
Bunny: A Most Loved Man

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
The Ceej 8 44%
A Most Loved Man 5 28%
Evastio 3 17%
Blue Harvest 2 11%


Everybody is a little bit strange, a little bit weird. But how do we define weird? Can we even define weird? It is a word with a vast range, but one thing is for certain; the members nominated for the Weirdest Member Ciddie are most definitely the weirdest bunch you're ever likely to meet.

Because I'm too lazy to get a real dictionary, I've resorted to using the most reliable dictionary in existance: Wiktionary. Weird is defined there as:

a) having supernatural or preternatural power
b) having an unusually strange character or behaviour
c) deviating from the normal; bizarre

Now, I'm not sure any of our nominees have super powers, but they fit the other two definitions quite well.

Our nominees all display forms of strangeness, and I'm sure you have witnessed it all first hand at some point. So, without any more delay, on to the crowning of EoFF's Weirdest!

[Freya]

L O FREAKING L

[Aerith's Knight]

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Congrats Lekana.

[I Don't Need A Name]

congrats love :)

[Psychotic]

I think maybe I should give Reapa some comfort about losing instead. A'yo son I want me some dark chocolate!!

[demondude]

A most loved man is banned now, so he won't recieve it. =(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

The Ceej 13
Blue Harvest 6
MadeOfApples 1
RSL 1

A Most Loved Man or Evastio? Who has weirdness down to an art?

[Momiji]

The Ceej didn't even make the top two?! Weird...

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Evastio!

Evastio 21
A Most Loved Man 18

This award's fun when you can abuse the w<b><u>ei</u></b>rd filter. :p

[demondude]

Evastio!

[Momiji]

Wow, that was unexpected.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Funniest Member

The finalists:
DK
Levian
Psychotic
Rantzien
The Ceej

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Rantzien
Momiji: Rantzien
Old Manus: Psychotic
Yaridovich: Rantzien
Jessweeee?: Rantzien
qwertyxsora: Rantzien
Levian: Rantzien
Tavrobel: Rantzien
Clouded Sky: Psychotic
Sergeant Hartman: Rantzien
Sir Lancealot: The Ceej
Del Murder: Rantzien
Psychotic: Rantzien
Rocket Edge: DK
I'm my own MILF: Rantzien
Noctiluca: Rantzien
Shiny: Rantzien
Bunny: The Ceej

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Rantzien 13 72%
Psychotic 2 11%
The Ceej 2 11%
DK 1 6%


Everyone loves to laugh, except if they're a cynic. Those of us who are more adept at creating laughter are revered by their peers, and as such, the Funniest Member Ciddie was born. It is through this award that we recognise the efforts (intentional or accidental) of members who bring about a happier (and louder) planet. There are many different types of humour, but no matter which style our nominees are most proficient in, they still make people laugh!

The funniest member award is given to the member whose talents may include making people:

Roll on the floor :roll:

Jump up and down or stamp their feet :pinkelephant:

Snort liquid out of their nose

Burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter :kaolaugh:

Or just quietly chuckle :chuckle:

(Or, in the case of a true champion of humour, all at once)

Our nominees are the best of the best when it comes to creating laughs, but who is the funniest member of EoFF?

[Psychotic]

Doesn't Evastio refuse to have anything to do with the Ciddies? Mind you, that's never stopped people from religiously voting for Kishi in the past.

[Aerith's Knight]

Psy for the win!

[Momiji]

Eyebrows.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

Levian 10
DK 8
The Ceej 7
RSL 1

Psychotic or Rantzien? Who tickles funny bones more?

[demondude]

I remember when The Ceej had a fit because he kept getting Pm's urging him to vote.

[Psychotic]

I hope Rantzien wins! His strawberry war was brilliant.

[Rantz]

Good luck, Psychotic!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Psychotic

Psychotic 25
Rantzien 11

Paul still has it. :cool:

[demondude]

Gotta be Rantz!?

EDIT: Wow!

[Rocket Edge]

ff babe - keep the dream alive.
Always in our thoughts!

Ahhh the ciddies...

EDIT: Grats Paul!

[Momiji]

Well, I did vote for Paul... I just saw Rantzien getting it. :p

[I Don't Need A Name]

well done paul!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Usernoter

The finalists:
Blue Harvest
Cz
Evastio
I Don't Need a Name
Noctiluca
Rantzien
Sagensyg

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude Evastio
Momiji Cz
Old Manus Sagensyg
Yaridovich Noctiluca
Jessweeee? Cz
qwertyxsora Blue Harvest
Levian Cz
Tavrobel Blue Harvest
Clouded Sky Sagensyg
Sergeant Hartman Sagensyg
Sir Lancealot Evastio
Del Murder Evastio
Psychotic Cz
Rocket Edge Sagensyg
I'm my own MILF Rantzien
Noctiluca Rantzien
Shiny Sagensyg
Bunny Blue Harvest

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Sagensyg 5 28%
Cz 4 22%
Blue Harvest 3 17%
Evastio 3 17%
Noctiluca 1 6%

Yaridovich was supposed to give me a speech but never came through. Maybe I should have left him a usernote to remind him?

Also, One nomination didn't want to nominate a person, but rather a conversation: "If I can't nominate both qwertyxsora and Blue Harvest for this as a joint thing, then don't count this. Seriously though, check out there full Pokémon battles. That's commitment."

[Psychotic]

Hard luck, old chap. *shakes hands*

Thank you, Eyes on Final Fantasy! Now I have to come up with something funny on the spot to say and I can't perform under pressure. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. Oh thank god I saved myself there.

[Rantz]

Congratulations! Well deserved :jess:

[Rye]

Awww, an award that makes me feel happy inside! Good job, dear Eliza! <3

[Freya]

Aww Sorry paul but I was hoping it'd go to Rantz :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

Cz 9
I Don't Need a Name 7
Rantzien 7
Blue Harvest 6
Evastio 1
RSL 1

Noctiluca or Sagensyg? Only time will tell...

[demondude]

Noctiluca~

[I Don't Need A Name]

wow thanks for the guys who voted. oh god i dunno who to pick. probs Lunar <3

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Sagensyg!

Sagensyg 15
Noctiluca 13

Congratulate him with usernotes!

[Rye]

Sygensag's usernotes delight the hearts of millions!

[Psychotic]

Hey Lawrence? SUN JIAN.

[I Don't Need A Name]

ahh well done lawrence!

[Rocket Edge]

SAGENSYG YES

[demondude]

When is best poet? I conjured up a kick-ass poem in three minutes.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Chatter

The finalists:
~*~Celes~*~
Cookie
Goldenboko
rubah
Rye

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: rubah
Momiji: rubah
Old Manus: Goldenboko
Yaridovich: rubah
Jessweeee?: rubah
qwertyxsora: rubah
Levian: Goldenboko
Tavrobel: Rye
Clouded Sky: rubah
Sergeant Hartman: ~*~Celes~*~
Sir Lancealot: ~*~Celes~*~
Del Murder: rubah
Psychotic: rubah
Rocket Edge: rubah
I'm my own MILF: rubah
Noctiluca: rubah
Shiny: rubah
Bunny: rubah

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
rubah 13 72%
Goldenboko 2 11%
~*~Celes~*~ 2 11%
Rye 1 6%

Another no speecher. It's like there are chatters who don't come to the forums...

[Rantz]

Kyleeeee :(((((((

edit: so fast

[demondude]

Rubah for sure.

[Momiji]

When is best poet? I conjured up a kick-ass poem in three minutes.

After best chatter and best spammer.

[Loony BoB]

Excellent.

[qwertysaur]

Ah, here we are again, the most improved member ciddie. This ciddie is my personal favourite, not only because it feels so good to win, but because of the close competition in it. Let's look at the nominees, first post to most recent.

Aerith's Knight.
final fantasy VII and VIII are just the best games ever created. but if you are gonna make a new one plz dont trade in the story for technology.. by that i mean that you can put the amazing graphics in the game but if the story sucks you have nothing.. further for the plot i think that if youre just gonna do laguna and his trip youre using the easy way out.. in a good FF game you have to have twists and turns in the story and if you know the end from FF8 then well its just lame.. iam not saying you have to have a whole diff story but you have to have new things.. anyway i dun care if they wrecked up the story id prob buy it anyway

Wow, very long, and very ... different! The grammar is quite flawed but there is lots of content, AK felt strongly about the story.

1. She has far more sway over me than you.
2. I still won't watch it.

Ah, his most recent post to this date. It is much shorter, but the grammar is impeccable! Some humour injected into it too.
Ak has 100% improved, but will he win the votes?

Blue Harvest
Yup, I's a newbie. I've been lurking around for a while and finally decided to join.


*Insert rest of intro here*

He stalked back then too! His first post is quite simple, let's look at his most recent.

Can't beat a good curry.

Your sure can't Blue Harvest, you sure can't. I don't see any significant improvement here, but I do see some curry appreciation.

Demon Dude
I have won this one before, and I think this is the third time I've been nominated for it. Let's look at ... me!

Hello i am new i hope 2 make lotas of new friends:D

Adorable.

The eternal question.

It appears as if I have become poetic in this year and a half. Not much to comment on really.

Goldenboko.
Don Tonberry and Cactuar Trick! This what you do. Make a Weapon with Overdrive to AP, Triple Overdrive, and Triple AP, the slot is up to you. I recommend having a Auto-Phoenix armor so who dies is instantly revived. Then fight Don Tonberry or Cactuar King (or choice Don Tonberry is more controllable, Cactuar King you'll get more AP). When in the fight with Don Tonberry, have two characters on Comrade, and the one whose killed the most enemies have stoic, have the one with stoic attack him. He'll get crushed, then revived. Continue this until Don Tonberry reaches you, or if your strong enough he's dead. Then run away or kill him. You'll see that your AP amount is HUGE... why you might ask? Well let me explain let's say he does 99,999 to your character overdrive-AP makes all that damage AP then Overdrive x3 makes that x3. Now boys and girls lets do alittle math 99,999x3= 299,997 but then AP x3 comes in multiply that by 3. 299,997x3= 899,991... with ONE attack. Let's say you get in ten attacks 8,999,910 that is AP total! The ones with comrade get slightly less but come on! Look at that total! Cactuar King is alittle different instead you have all characters with comrade and basically let Cactuar King crush your members but they get revived so you can't lose. Continue letting him hit until he runs away or you run out of Phoenix downs. That is the best way to get AP hands down. But there is Magic Urn But.... thats for a later post.

Good lord! A HUGE post, I dread to see what his most recent one is.

I didn't really ask Chrissy out. We where discussing something else and somehow ended up to:
Dan: What would you say if I said I had a mini-crush on you?
Chrissy: Honestly?
Dan: Yes.
Chrissy: I'd like it.
*Ten minutes later*
Dan: Wait a sec! Are we dating now or something?
Chrissy: I think... so.
He has a girlfriend now! Does she know what she is getting into? I mean ... a bird fetish is quite odd. At least there is no agonisingly long post.

Fonz
Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

Well, it would be nice of square to ethier say its not comin' out for PS3 or it is, because these debates are driving me crazy

Fonz is distressed by the debates, how sweet!

Look at what we've come to.

Ah, beautiful. I'm guessing those damned debates escalated?

Yaridovich.
The fight is difficult if all you have used throughout the game is a Squall/Zell/Rinoa party and only attacked with a GF the entire game. If you have a well balanced party it is extremely easy, but with Squall 40, Zell 30, and everyone else around 15 with no GF compatability, it is almost impossible.

Nothing strange here, apart from ANOTHER FF8 post.

Try reading this thread as individual posts, and disregard any context. It's getting kinda naughty

Ah! Filthy, filthy, filthy. Appalling.
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Yes, that is all. Give the award out I suppose.

That looks really familiar.


Time passes and people change. Some for the better, others are slipping down a drain. Here are some members who are of the former, bettering their posting habits away from their newbie ways. For this speech I decided to take their oldest post outside of a newbie thread and their newest post and we can see how they changed.

Bahamut2000X



8 Bit theater rocks it is the best nothing is better then it I think all tv shows and comics should be replaced by 8 Bit theater. Don't pay any attention to me I'm just saying pointless stuff like a crazed maniac. Which I am:D .




I finally got around to doing mine a few hours ago. I'm terrible at speeches so no one better have high hopes form me. :ezpimp:
For 1 thing his grammar is a lot better. :ezpimp: Bahamut has been on EoFF for years, and has grown up with the forums. As the oldbie of the group, Bahamut has some competition that can show a more rapid change then he can.

Blue Harvest
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
Why choose? Have both! Best of both worlds that way =]

Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
I didn't get a birthday thread either :(
Well, there are a couple of short posts about a sandwich and birthday. Blue Harvest is the newbie of the nominees, and is eager to remain active. No longer bickering with AK, and keeping his enthusiasm going, harvest is a great member. But is he too new to see an improvement. We will see.

Demon Dude

Wait, didn’t he already win this?


Its the garage



Sounds like your getting desperate.
Another pair of quick lines. Demon Dude already won this ciddie once, can he pull it off again? Demon Dude has gotten worse in the eyes of some people, especially in the eyes of the mafia players. But past that the only change is even less spam and less activity. Is shying in the corner an improvement? Defiantly this ciddies dark horse.

Goldenboko




Don Tonberry and Cactuar Trick! This what you do. Make a Weapon with Overdrive to AP, Triple Overdrive, and Triple AP, the slot is up to you. I recommend having a Auto-Phoenix armor so who dies is instantly revived. Then fight Don Tonberry or Cactuar King (or choice Don Tonberry is more controllable, Cactuar King you'll get more AP). When in the fight with Don Tonberry, have two characters on Comrade, and the one whose killed the most enemies have stoic, have the one with stoic attack him. He'll get crushed, then revived. Continue this until Don Tonberry reaches you, or if your strong enough he's dead. Then run away or kill him. You'll see that your AP amount is HUGE... why you might ask? Well let me explain let's say he does 99,999 to your character overdrive-AP makes all that damage AP then Overdrive x3 makes that x3. Now boys and girls lets do alittle math 99,999x3= 299,997 but then AP x3 comes in multiply that by 3. 299,997x3= 899,991... with ONE attack. Let's say you get in ten attacks 8,999,910 that is AP total! The ones with comrade get slightly less but come on! Look at that total! Cactuar King is alittle different instead you have all characters with comrade and basically let Cactuar King crush your members but they get revived so you can't lose. Continue letting him hit until he runs away or you run out of Phoenix downs. That is the best way to get AP hands down. But there is Magic Urn But.... thats for a later post.

Thanks to Impulsion for showing me this trick!



Sweet, totally buying this once I get my hands on a family member's credit card :D
Big first post boko. Anyway Goldenboko has changed a lot since he was a newbie. He went through a make a thread if it pops into my head phase, he was overobsessed with chocobos as opposed to loving them as he does now.

Momiji


I like Paladin Cecil. Holy knights are just... my thing. Sure, I would have had the Dark Ability over Cover or white magic, but I deal with it. Besides, Cecil HAD to become a Paladin to defeat Zeromus any way.



Yes, in other words, classes that make other classes worthless due to being overpowered.
Well the new post isn’t the best example, but Momiji is a lot friendlier now, and I think he has more confidence now. Momiji even is taking incentive to creating his own little forum for his soon to be deleted social group Moebictis Anonymous. Little changes, but still they are for the better. Another dark horse

Rantzien


Hello mr. Spy and welcome to my first post. I am sponsored by Toyota.
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The materia are of course Alexander, Contain and Sense (Alex contains no sense), but I'm not sure what to make of the rest. Is the grammatical structure of the first line relevant?

Edit: Is it the purple Huge Materia?
Two posts in two game forums, Rantzien is very popular. An extreamly active poster, Rantzien is always there to spread his unique charm to EoFF. Has he improved enough to win this caddie though? Only EoFF knows for sure.

Tavrobel


What's with all the high stats? Is Yunalesca uber-hard on the International version or something? When I beat her, Auron barely broke 3000 hp.



I might put off the Poison Necromancer for a while. I may either make an FoHer (for Conviction) or a Frenzy Barbarian. This time, I won't make the mistake of going for Swords. Another pair of game quotes. Tavrobel is pretty cold to many people, but he used to be a block of ice. I think he is in the middle of improvement, so he is someone to watch out for, if not now, defiantly come December.

Most improved for you all, good luck and may the most improved win![/qoute]

[demondude]

Intruiging.

[demondude]

Yeah, I did draw inspiration from you. xD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

Rye 9
Cookie 8
Goldenboko 7
RSL 1

~*~Celes~*~ or rubah? A chatty catfight awaits!

[Momiji]

Go allieallieallie~

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

rubah

rubah 16
~*~Celes~*~ 11

Maybe someone should announce this in chat? *shrugs*

[Rocket Edge]

I was banking on RSL.

[Rye]

Good job, rubadubdub!

PS: I still dunno how I was nommed for this, let alone got in the top 3.

[Aerith's Knight]

Well done rubah. ^__^

[demondude]

Ollie Ollie Ollie
Tits in a trolley
Balls in a biscuit tin
Sitting on the grass
With ya finger up yer arse
Playin' with ya dinga-linga-ling!

====================

I had to post that sometime.

[Momiji]

:heart:!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Spammer

The finalists:
Baloki
Demon Dude
Fonz
Old Manus
Psychotic
Rantzien

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Baloki
Momiji: Demon Dude
Old Manus: Baloki
Yaridovich: Baloki
Jessweeee?: Psychotic
qwertyxsora: Baloki
Levian: Rantzien
Tavrobel: Rantzien
Clouded Sky: Baloki
Sergeant Hartman: Old Manus
Sir Lancealot: Baloki
Del Murder: Baloki
Psychotic: Baloki
Rocket Edge: Rantzien
I'm my own MILF: Baloki
Noctiluca: Baloki
Shiny: Psychotic
Bunny: Psychotic

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Baloki 10 56%
Psychotic 3 17%
Rantzien 3 17%
Demon Dude 1 6%
Old Manus 1 6%

Quin didn't submit this speech to me. Bad Quin! I must spank him now. In my french maid outfit.

[Aerith's Knight]

I say DD fits this.

[demondude]

Come onnnnn.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

Old Manus 9
Fonz 7
Psychotic 7
Rantzien 4
RSL 1

Baloki or Demon Dude? Spammalicious suspense!

[Psychotic]

Five Europeans and one American. Haha. We rule.

[demondude]

http://adifferentvista.googlepages.com/Talented-Girl.jpg

[Momiji]

Come on, I want another correct prediction!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Baloki!

Baloki 19
Demon Dude 11

[demondude]

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[scrumpleberry]

Bloki is true mastah of spamming!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Poster

The finalists:
Big D
Flying Mullet
I'm my own MILF
Psychotic
Rantzien
rubah

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: I'm my own MILF
Momiji: Rantzien
Old Manus: I'm my own MILF
Yaridovich: Big D
Jessweeee?: Rantzien
qwertyxsora: Rantzien
Levian: Psychotic
Tavrobel: Flying Mullet
Clouded Sky: Rantzien
Sergeant Hartman: Rantzien
Sir Lancealot: Psychotic
Del Murder: Rantzien
Psychotic: Big D
Rocket Edge: Big D
I'm my own MILF: Flying Mullet
Noctiluca: Big D
Shiny: Psychotic
Bunny: Rantzien

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Rantzien 7 39%
Big D 4 22%
I'm my own MILF 2 11%
Flying Mullet 2 11%

Are you enjoying the lack of speeches yet?

[Psychotic]

BALOKI YOUR A SOC ONLY SOCS WIN CIDDIES!!! :moomba:

[demondude]

jbjvyfvghvghvghvhigcg hgcgfuivbu

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

I'm my own MILF 7
Flying Mullet 6
rubah 2
RSL 1

A tie for second and one winner. Will it be Big D, Psychotic or Rantzien?

[rubah]

Santa's little helper
rubah 0


(quite right, imho :D)

also, can I elect Cookie as my Chatter Prince? WE SHALL BE A PWNSOME DUO, DOMINATING THE CHAT WORLD

[demondude]

Let Rantzien have one!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Big D!

Big D 18
Psychotic 14
Rantzien 14

Well posted my good man!

[Bunny]

Are you enjoying the lack of speeches yet?

God yes, most were bad.

[Rocket Edge]

BIG D SURELY!!

EDIT: yay!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Poet

The finalists:
Demon Dude
I Don't Need a Name
Momiji
Necronopticous
RSL
themagicroundabout

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Demon Dude
Momiji: Demon Dude
Old Manus: Demon Dude
Yaridovich: Demon Dude
Jessweeee?: themagicroundabout
qwertyxsora: Momiji
Levian: Demon Dude
Tavrobel: Demon Dude
Clouded Sky: Demon Dude
Sergeant Hartman: Demon Dude
Sir Lancealot: I Don't Need a Name
Del Murder: Demon Dude
Psychotic: Demon Dude
Rocket Edge: Momiji
I'm my own MILF: Necronopticous
Noctiluca: themagicroundabout
Shiny: Momiji
Bunny: Demon Dude

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Demon Dude 11 61%
Momiji 3 17%
themagicroundabout 2 11%
Necronopticous 1 6%


Oh poets, can you not see?
You are all now nominees!
People writing left and right.
It is all so right.
One of the worst creations is mine.
But they write daily, and every time.
We cheer for beauty, we cheer all night.
And now our calls are answered.
Now poets, now is the fight.
So shine on our lives, and write, write, write!
And you will win awards unknown.
And you will create a brilliant bond.
Can you do it? Or can you not?
Do you want to win this?
If you do then get your hands.
And write and write until our misery is banned.
So come poets do you accept this?
Now you are featured, on the magical list?
Or shall you banish the words, to misery.

[Psychotic]

Yeah Big D is an incredibly intelligent and decent man. It's no shame being (joint) second to him.

[demondude]

Oh dear, that poem came out worse then expected. :sweat:

[Psychotic]

hahahaahah demon dude you winner.

[I Don't Need A Name]

AG gets the stats wrong again there xD
i got 1 prediction
[/nitpicking]

[scrumpleberry]

Please let the sheer lulz fail this time. Please.

[qwertysaur]

Now you actually have a poem to show everyone again ^_^

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Voters had some choice words for this category:

"Hating this because so few poems these days rhyme. Freakin' writers wanting to throw out imagery without any real flow to the words. Grr!"
"It is impossible for poetry to be good"

Those who didn't make the cut:

I Don't Need a Name 10
Momiji 9
themagicroundabout 7
RSL 1

Can Demon Dude make Resha proud or will Necronopticous enact poetic justice?

[demondude]

I'll post the extended Resha edition if I win.

[Psychotic]

Yup, stuff that in the FYC thread next June!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Demon Dude!

Demon Dude 14
Necronopticous 13

Oh Resha, I hope you can see this. :bigsmile:

[demondude]

Lulz

[Aerith's Knight]

I feel like quoting Douglas Adams.

[scrumpleberry]

>: (

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Writer

The finalists:
Behold the Void
Clouded Sky
Goldenboko
Jojee
Ouch!
RSL

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Behold the Void
Momiji: Goldenboko
Old Manus: Behold the Void
Yaridovich: Goldenboko
Jessweeee?: Ouch!
qwertyxsora: Behold the Void
Levian: Goldenboko
Tavrobel: Behold the Void
Clouded Sky: Ouch!
Sergeant Hartman: Goldenboko
Sir Lancealot: Behold the Void
Del Murder: Ouch!
Psychotic: Goldenboko
Rocket Edge: Ouch!
I'm my own MILF: Ouch!
Noctiluca: Goldenboko
Shiny: Behold the Void
Bunny: Behold the Void

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Behold the Void 7 39%
Goldenboko 6 33%
Ouch! 5 28%

Ouch! I was stood up again! That never gets old!

[Rantz]

Wait, was I nominated for this again? What the hell :confused:

Edit: Wrong nominees. Thought so.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I already fixed that! No one was supposed to notice. :smash:

Those who didn't make the cut:

Behold the Void 11
Clouded Sky 9
Jojee 5
RSL 1

Can Gobo write his way to victory or will Ouch! pen a most glorious win?

[Momiji]

A vote not for Necronopticous is a wasted vote.

EDIT: You all suck.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Ouch!

Ouch! 13
Goldenboko 12

I hope that didn't hurt, Gobo.

[demondude]

A vote not for Necronopticous is a wasted vote.

EDIT: You all suck.

Oh Momiji, can you not see?

[Psychotic]

Whoever loses will be complaining to me on instant messenger programs. I can't win!

EDIT: Oh congratulations Zach. I really liked your story about Isaac. Isaac. Zach. Wait a minute. SELF-INSERTION SPOTTED. :tongue:

[qwertysaur]

A vote not for Necronopticous is a wasted vote.

EDIT: You all suck.
You are good at poems too. Don't insult yourself. :choc:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Graphic Designer

The finalists:
Jojee
Leen-Leen
Polaris
Sagensyg
scrumpleberry
ShunNakamura

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Jojee
Momiji: Polaris
Old Manus: Polaris
Yaridovich: Sagensyg
Jessweeee?: Jojee
qwertyxsora: Sagensyg
Levian: Jojee
Tavrobel: Jojee
Clouded Sky: Jojee
Sergeant Hartman: Polaris
Sir Lancealot: scrumpleberry
Del Murder: Jojee
Psychotic: Sagensyg
Rocket Edge: Polaris
I'm my own MILF: Polaris
Noctiluca: Jojee
Shiny: ShunNakamura
Bunny: Sagensyg

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Jojee 7 39%
Polaris 5 28%
Sagensyg 4 22%
scrumpleberry 1 6%
ShunNakamura 1 6%

Another speech no-show. :(

[Momiji]

A vote not for Necronopticous is a wasted vote.

EDIT: You all suck.

Oh Momiji, can you not see?

You don't even have a recent poem. *rage*



You are good at poems too. Don't insult yourself. :choc:

I didn't even want to win. I voted for Jeremy.

[Madame Adequate]

Best Ciddies ever. Have never seen such incredible fail, I love it :love:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it:

scrumpleberry 6
Sagensyg 6
ShunNakamura 5
Leen-Leen 3
RSL 1

Jojee and Polaris. Who's gonna take it?

[demondude]

Y'all can fire at me! I have a rhythmic shield.

[scrumpleberry]

Well done Ouch!. They both deserved it.

[Momiji]

Go Polaris!

[qwertysaur]

Y'all can fire at me! I have a rhythmic shield.
But can you handle Fornicarus?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Jojee!

Jojee 22
Polaris 12

I guess you can train a monkey to work on a computer...

[Psychotic]

I HATE JOJO SO FREAKING MUCH!

[demondude]

I'd eat him for breakfast!

EDIT: Fornicarus, not Jojee. xD

[scrumpleberry]

Hurray Joyyyy!


p.s. whoever wasted their votes on me lawlllllll

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Artist

The finalists:
black orb
Pete for President
Rocket Edge
scrumpleberry
themagicroundabout

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: black orb
Momiji: black orb
Old Manus: scrumpleberry
Yaridovich: black orb
Jessweeee?: black orb
qwertyxsora: black orb
Levian: black orb
Tavrobel: black orb
Clouded Sky: black orb
Sergeant Hartman: scrumpleberry
Sir Lancealot: black orb
Del Murder: black orb
Psychotic: black orb
Rocket Edge: black orb
I'm my own MILF: Rocket Edge
Noctiluca: black orb
Shiny: themagicroundabout
Bunny: black orb

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
black orb 14 78%
scrumpleberry 2 11%
Rocket Edge 1 6%
themagicroundabout 1 6%


Last time on "The Ciddies Show", young Psychotic was forced to do the speech for Best Artist because nobody else wanted to do it. However, triumph came out of adversity, and the greatest speech ever written for the Ciddies (I am very modest) (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2515123-post669.html) was produced. 6 months down the line, it was time to return into what I like to call THE ART ZONE!!

Psychotic: First up, let's take a peek at black orb's Lenna Monk, and here is a handy link. http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=29373&d=1227809400
Rantzien: That was a very handy link.
Psychotic: And I'm glad you thought so.
Psychotic: The first thing that strikes me are her shoes.
Psychotic: Those are the kind of shoes you'd wear if you want to run for president.
Rantzien: They seem ready to strike, indeed.
Cz: No toe cleavage, I see.
Cz: It is so nice to see a woman with some modesty.
Psychotic: She looks to be outraged that I would dare peek at her frilled undergarments.
Rantzien: I would be too, if my undergarments were frilled.
Rantzien: And you were peeking.
Psychotic: I didn't do it on purpose. It just sort of happened.
Cz: If she weren't striking such a ridiculous pose, they wouldn't be on show to begin with.
Rantzien: This is a very nice piece, either way. Just look at all those scales!
Rantzien: Do any of you happen to know how many there are?
Psychotic: No, but I think that dragon would make an awful mess of any rug with all the shedding going on.
Cz: I don't think that many hosts would dare take the issue up with it, though.
Rantzien: Imagine the claw marks it would make on the furniture!
Psychotic: I'm wondering what that red and blue thing around its neck is, and how much damage it would do to my fine porcelain.
Cz: Ample damage, I suspect.
Cz: Perhaps it would be best to invite this beast to outdoor functions only.
Rantzien: Yes. But not in the pool.
Psychotic: That would be a disaster!

Psychotic: The next piece of artwork for us all to take a look at is rising Dutch superstar Pete for President's curiously titled "landscapes-wattedoen-compleetblendpoging3" which may be found here. http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/artists-forum/29369d1227735786-landscapes-wattedoen-compleetblendpoging3.jpg
Cz: That curious title makes me curious!
Psychotic: What can we interpret from the title?
Rantzien: That the blend poging is complete, perhaps?
Psychotic: I must say, it reminds me of those shopping channels (I don't watch them frequently; think no less of me) where they are advertising some product, and the smiling lady holding it carries on smiling as smooth-voiced guy says "Now with Complete Blend Poging! 3!"
Cz: I would definitely buy this picture while stocks lasted.
Psychotic: It is availiable for a limited time only!
Cz: Then I should act now!
Psychotic: And not delay!
Psychotic: What do we think is going on in the picture itself?
Cz: I am particularly intrigued by the large ship sailing into port, with a tree protruding from its deck.
Rantzien: There seems to be a flamingo in the tree. Possibly the captain of the ship!
Cz: And I cannot help but notice that the trees upon the land itself are bare. Perhaps they have had to resort to importing their foliage?
Psychotic: I thought that maybe the ents had formed a navy.
Psychotic: Crooked SmokeStack Town made the same mistake Saruman did with all those dead trees.
Cz: There are no zeppelins in Middle Earth, you clod. >=(
Psychotic: Oh, right. Those only exist in early 20th Century Germany and Final Fantasy. So we've at least narrowed it down that far!
Rantzien: What might that thing in the tree on the cliff be?
Rantzien: A crashed satellite?
Psychotic: A telescope?
Rantzien: Superman?
Cz: All three?
Psychotic: Well, that's that mystery solved!
Rantzien: Good work, lads.

Psychotic: Omega Weapon, as drawn by Rocket Edge, is the next artwork to be examined. Here's the all-important link! Eyes on Final Fantasy FanArt - Omega Weapon - Powered by PhotoPost (http://fanart.eyesonff.com/showphoto.php?photo=794&size=big&cat=500&ppuser=18619&sl=r)
Psychotic: I think those spikes on his head are most incovenient.
Psychotic: I mean sure, Omega Weapon, you look cool, but you have to duck to enter rooms.
Cz: I suppose we all have to make sacrifices to look good.
Rantzien: Quite so! His wings seem a bit defect, too.
Cz: I'm rather worried by the sharp protrusions around the pelvic region as well.
Psychotic: They probably come in handy for opening cans and other menial tasks.
Rantzien: What a party trick that would be!
Cz: Beautifully shaded, though.
Rantzien: I'm a little curious about the fingers on the very left.
Psychotic: He's got his fists in tight balls. Looks like he's ready for a brawlin'!
Rantzien: I wonder if he knows four young orphans are coming to kick his ass.
Cz: I hope so. Otherwise he's pretty silly for parading around in all that armour.
Psychotic: Oh! You meant the real fingers. I thought you meant his fingers. What a fool I am!
Psychotic: And I don't know. He looks rather handsome...
Psychotic: Debonair, I might even say.
Rantzien: Maybe he's just looking for some company.
Cz: To each his own. I wouldn't be very impressed if he showed up at my house to pick up my daughter, is all I'm saying.

Psychotic: Hello scrumpleberry! Let's take a look at what you like to call "Feathers At Last" http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k274/scrumpleberry/feathersatlast.jpg
Rantzien: At last, some feathers!
Psychotic: Blimey! It's all action here, isn't it? There's a girl surfing into town with a glowing purple orb, and there's freckles and feathers and some lycra shorts and goodness knows what else!
Rantzien: It's like Final Fantasy I, Star Trek and Deperate Housewives combined.
Cz: And then made very, very purple.
Psychotic: This girl is pretty sloppy with her dress sense. Her earrings don't even match!
Cz: Nor do her eyebrows.
Cz: But I suppose she can surf on magic, so I give her an 8.
Psychotic: Are those the same shoes that Lenna MONK was wearing earlier?
Rantzien: This woman has likely stolen all of her gear, judging by the sinister look on her face.
Cz: And the stolen gear on her feet.
Psychotic: I hope she at least left Lenna with her frilly undergarments.
Cz: Hang on, I'll go back and check.
Psychotic: With those lycra shorts, it'd leave an awful VPL!
Cz: Yeah, it's cool.
Psychotic: At least surfing orb girl has some decency.
Rantzien: Thank heavens.
Cz: What is that thing, anyway?
Psychotic: I'm not entirely sure. It looks to be sucking one of her fingers in.
Cz: I can't help thinking that it might be a Puffskein.
Cz: Either that or she is cupping one of her breasts provocatively.
Psychotic: One of her glowing, radioactive breasts.
Rantzien: I think it looks a bit like a severed head, personally.
Psychotic: It could be Lenna's. It matches her hair colour!
Cz: Another mystery solved. Boy, we're on a roll today!

Psychotic: That we are. We have one final mystery to solve, however. Last but not least, proudly representing Nuneaton, it's themagicroundabout. http://fc76.deviantart.com/fs30/f/2008/147/5/5/violet_ink_pt__4_by_beaulivres.jpg Here's a violet ink creation of Audrey Hepburn.
Cz: Gosh, these women just keep getting purpler and purpler.
Psychotic: Yes, I am noticing a rising purple theme in the Artist's Forum.
Psychotic: Now, while it's awfully good of Audrey Hepburn to release those birds and butterflies from that bottle, the mystery is: Who put them in there in the first place, and why?
Rantzien: Clark Gable?
Psychotic: Do you think Clark Gable is also responsible for the amputation of her right arm?
Cz: No doubt about it.
Cz: She's looking awfully composed, despite all this.
Rantzien: I think she is actually quite decomposed these days, anyway.
Psychotic: She's biding her time. Soon she will have her revenge on that arm-stealing butterfly-molesting Clark Gable.
Psychotic: Incidentally, did you know that if you molest a butterfly in California, you have to pay a $500 fine?
Cz: It's $600 now. They put it up in September.
Psychotic: Is nothing safe from the credit crunch?
Rantzien: What about butterfly porn?
Psychotic: Is there butterfly porn?
Rantzien: Er, don't ask me. >_>
Cz: If there isn't, I'm sure the kind denizens of the Artist's Forum will be able to furnish us with some.

Psychotic: On that note, I feel it best to draw this high brow discussion to an end.
Psychotic: I wish luck to all the finalists, and may the winner create some butterfly porn for us.
Psychotic: By us I mean Rantzien.
Cz: That rascal!
Rantzien: I hope someone wins soon.
Psychotic: Gentlemen, it has been an honour, and I am currently negotiating rights to a series of "Three Guys Discuss Some Art" to be comissioned for BBC2.
Rantzien: Good luck!
Cz: Godspeed!

[qwertysaur]

I'd eat him for breakfast!
Abilities of Fornicarus
Carbon Copy clones of opponents
Voodoo dolls of opponents with destroyable organs
Able to control anything that eats me
Able to impregnate any foe who defeats me and remake myself in their body, killing them as well.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

scrumpleberry 7
Rocket Edge 6
themagicroundabout 3
RSL 1

black orb or Pete for President?

[Psychotic]

We're going to need a gimmick character for that tricky third album I think.

[Momiji]

Who is Pete for President? o_O

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

black orb!

black orb 29
Pete for President 12

Perhaps victory artwork is in order?

[Rocket Edge]

I enjoyed that speech very much!

EDIT: Grats blacky!

[Rye]

Good job! I think everyone deserves this, honestly, such good artists. Makes me want to do art again. =O

[Psychotic]

Congratulations, black orb. Your drawings consistently manage to blow my mind. Well-deserved!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Signature

The finalists:
blackmage_nuke
crono_logical
Del Murder
Jessweeee?
Rantzien
rubah

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Del Murder
Momiji: crono_logical
Old Manus: rubah
Yaridovich: rubah
Jessweeee?: Rantzien
qwertyxsora: blackmage_nuke
Levian: blackmage_nuke
Tavrobel: rubah
Clouded Sky: crono_logical
Sergeant Hartman: Rantzien
Sir Lancealot: Jessweeee?
Del Murder: Rantzien
Psychotic: Rantzien
Rocket Edge: crono_logical
I'm my own MILF: crono_logical
Noctiluca: Rantzien
Shiny: Jessweeee?
Bunny: crono_logical

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
crono_logical 5 28%
Rantzien 5 28%
rubah 3 17%
blackmage_nuke 2 11%
Jessweeee? 2 11%
Del Murder 1 6%

This is why Gobo didn't win the Best Writer Ciddie. He didn't write the Best Signature speech like he said he would! :aimmad:

[Aerith's Knight]

We'll revoke any ciddie he might get as punishment.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

blackmage_nuke 11
Rantzien 9
rubah 7
Del Murder 5
RSL 1

crono_logical or Jessweeee♪?

[Rocket Edge]

GO CRONO

[Momiji]

Munty, you should have kept your Touhou sig. >_>*

[scrumpleberry]

I'm late. Busy loling too hard at the last speech.

Well done black orb! Muchly well deserved :heart:

[qwertysaur]

Munty, you should have kept your Touhou sig. >_>*
Click on cookie monster

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Jessweeee♪!

Jessweeee♪ 14
crono_logical 12

Does this mean a Ciddie in your signature?

[Rocket Edge]

How did this happen?

[Momiji]

Munty, you should have kept your Touhou sig. >_>*
Click on cookie monster

Ah! <3

Either way, it should have stayed as his visible sig. :p

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Avatar

The finalists:
Award Girl
Del Murder
Denmark
Flying Mullet
Laddy
Miriel
Yaridovich

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Del Murder
Momiji: Award Girl
Old Manus: Denmark
Yaridovich: Del Murder
Jessweeee?: Laddy
qwertyxsora: Miriel
Levian: Award Girl
Tavrobel: Del Murder
Clouded Sky: Award Girl
Sergeant Hartman: Yaridovich
Sir Lancealot: Award Girl
Del Murder: Award Girl
Psychotic: Award Girl
Rocket Edge: Award Girl
I'm my own MILF: Award Girl
Noctiluca: Award Girl
Shiny: Award Girl
Bunny: Award Girl

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Award Girl 11 61%
Del Murder 3 17%
Denmark 1 6%
Laddy 1 6%
Miriel 1 6%


Best Avatar
<table><tr><td align="center" width="60">
:ciddie:</td><td>THE
BEST AVATAR
CIDDIE
Award Girl ? Del Murder ? Denmark ? Flying Mullet ? Laddy ? Miriel ? Yaridovich<hr></td></tr></table>How ironic that we just had an altercation alteration regarding the Avatars--and Lo and Behold, here we have the Best Avatar Cidde! :D Did this change effect the Ciddies in any way? Maybe it did. Maybe it didn't. I don't know, you tell me.


No seriously. I have only a blurred guess at what most of those guys' avatars look like. :confused:


With all seriousness aside, lets see which chum got the most votes for Best Avatar! Back to you Award Girl!


http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/Unne/avatar2706_2.gif

[Psychotic]

Wow that final caught me by surprise. Congratulations, ♪!

EDIT: And that is a fucking cool speech, Lawrence.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

Miriel 9
Denmark 8
Flying Mullet 8
Laddy 5
Del Murder 4
RSL 1

Hmm, Award Girl or Yaridovich. Did I stuff the ballot box?

[Rye]

Award Girl stuffs her BRA, moar liek.

[qwertysaur]

Go Yar-Yars!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And a winner is...

Me!

Award Girl 12
Yaridovich 10

Thank you everyone! :love:

[Momiji]

Gotta be the Cid with girl hair.

EDIT: Of course!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Custom Rank

The finalists:
Del Murder
Flying Mullet
Old Manus
qwertyxsora
rubah

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Old Manus
Momiji: Flying Mullet
Old Manus: Flying Mullet
Yaridovich: Old Manus
Jessweeee?: Old Manus
qwertyxsora: Del Murder
Levian: qwertyxsora
Tavrobel: Del Murder
Clouded Sky: Old Manus
Sergeant Hartman: Old Manus
Sir Lancealot: Del Murder
Del Murder: rubah
Psychotic: Del Murder
Rocket Edge: Flying Mullet
I'm my own MILF: Old Manus
Noctiluca: Del Murder
Shiny: Del Murder
Bunny: Del Murder

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Del Murder 7 39%
Old Manus 6 33%
Flying Mullet 3 17%
qwertyxsora 1 6%
rubah 1 6%


The Ciddie for Best Custom Rank is awarded to the person whose custom rank blows people's minds, whether that be literally or just metaphorically. The possibilities are quite endless, and so those who put together an awesome custom rank deserved to be recognised with a shiny Ciddie.

The nominees for this award are:

Del Murder -
Enforcer? I hardly know her!

Flying Mullet -
*this space for rent*

Old Manus -
Mold Anus

qwertyxsora -
Ivysaur! Leech seed!

rubah -

I am not a committee!

As you can see, some very tough competition. One of these five fabulous people will be crowned the owner of the Best Custom Rank, but who will it be?

[Psychotic]

Award Girl, give us a twirl! :aimkiss:

Congratulations go to Rye too, who made the avatar in question!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

Old Manus 11
qwertyxsora 11
rubah 3
RSL 1

Old man Mulley or old man Murder?

[qwertysaur]

Still not sure how I got 4 nominations for this, but after this I'm changing the title. :p

[Momiji]

Go Mulley! ;D

[scrumpleberry]

Sagensyg is the genius of layout n'stuff.

[qwertysaur]

11 votes? Cool.

[Psychotic]

Still not sure how I got 4 nominations for this, but after this I'm changing the title. :pDon't you dare! :(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Del Murder!

Del Murder 18
Flying Mullet 13

You'd think he'd get to know her one of these days. :rolleyes:

[qwertysaur]

Still not sure how I got 4 nominations for this, but after this I'm changing the title. :pDon't you dare! :(
too late...

[Aerith's Knight]

RSL isn't even in those.. I'm seeing a pattern here. :p

congrats del.

[Rocket Edge]

Go Flying Mullet!

EDIT: oh

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Post

The finalists:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2511805-post1338.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2542283-post135.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2572562-post279.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2582086-post227.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2591019-post1.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2598833-post614.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2601242-post143.html

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Mafia IX?
Momiji: Mafia IX?
Old Manus: The splendid?#279
Yaridovich: How to Get to?
Jessweeee?: How to Get to?
qwertyxsora: Because we're good?
Levian: The splendid?#614
Tavrobel: Mafia IX?
Clouded Sky: Mafia IX?
Sergeant Hartman: The splendid?#279
Sir Lancealot: Mafia IX?
Del Murder: The splendid?#614
Psychotic: The splendid?#279
Rocket Edge: How to Get to?
I'm my own MILF: The splendid?#279
Noctiluca: How to Get to?
Shiny: The splendid?#279
Bunny: Mafia IX?

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Mafia IX? 6 33%
The splendid?#279 5 28%
How to Get to? 4 22%
The splendid?#614 2 11%
Because we're good? 1 6%


I love posts, in fact, I should be posting right now! Posts are all around us, up and down. Although some are significantly better than others, all posts are beautiful in their own way. This is sure to be a close competition!

Now, usually I'd run off the nominees, but I haven't time. So I will end in the best damned haiku ever written.
----------------------------------------
Posts are really great
So why don't you post some more?
I love pickled cheese.

[scrumpleberry]

Go go Splendid Mondaaa~!

[Psychotic]

too late...You monster.

I stand by my rant in the Predictions thread! But I do think Del deserves at least one Ciddie for his contributions to EoFF over the past 6 months, so I congratulate him sincerely. :aimkiss:

[Aerith's Knight]

"I'm the bomb"

[Rantz]

Go go Splendid Mondaaa~!

I agree with this!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those not making the cut:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/2542283-post135.html 7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2598833-post614.html 6
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2572562-post279.html 5
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2591019-post1.html 5
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2582086-post227.html 4
RSL 1

Mafia or avatars?

[Aerith's Knight]

MAFIA!

CAPSLOCK MAKES IT FALSE!

[Rye]

Go go tiny avatars! Dun nun nun nun nun nunnnn!

[scrumpleberry]

At least the strawbee war beat out furry love :(

[Sergeant Hartman]

Ceej's post should've have won.

[qwertysaur]

too late...You monster.

Arrancar are monsters. They want to eat your soul.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/2511805-post1338.html!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/2511805-post1338.html 14
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2601242-post143.html 11

The Mafia addiciton still runs strong.

[Freya]

lols

[Momiji]

That makes how many predictions right for me, now?

[Aerith's Knight]

The Mafia addiciton still runs strong.

Tell that to the sign up board.

[Psychotic]

##vote: if only the original CAPS LOCK MAKES IT TRUE post was made in the past six months!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Thread

The finalists:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/121537-seifer-rick-astley.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/120720-eoffs-next-top-model.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/121302-eoff-reunion.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/121512-dark-dirty-evil-secrets.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/121147-ploy-fox-should-illegal.html

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: EoFF Reunion
Momiji: This Ploy by FOX should be illegal
Old Manus: This Ploy by FOX should be illegal
Yaridovich: EoFF's Next Top Model
Jessweeee?: This Ploy by FOX should be illegal
qwertyxsora: EoFF's Next Top Model
Levian: Dark, dirty, evil, secrets.
Tavrobel: This Ploy by FOX should be illegal
Clouded Sky: This Ploy by FOX should be illegal
Sergeant Hartman: Dark, dirty, evil secrets.
Sir Lancealot: Seifer IS Rick Astley!
Del Murder: This Ploy by FOX should be illegal
Psychotic: EoFF's Next Top Model
Rocket Edge: This Ploy by FOX should be illegal
I'm my own MILF: This Ploy by FOX should be illegal
Noctiluca: This Ploy by FOX should be illegal
Shiny: This Ploy by FOX should be illegal
Bunny: Dark, dirty, evil, secrets.

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
This Ploy by FOX should be illegal 10 56%
EoFF's Next Top Model 3 17%
Dark, dirty, evil, secrets. 2 11%
EoFF Reunion 1 6%
Seifer IS Rick Astley! 1 6%


It is only fair to say that, if posts are the atoms of the forums, threads are the molecules. Do I need to tell you, then, that there are bad molecules as well as good? I think not. Take carbon monoxide for example. That <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /> is bad for you, man. First off, there are far too few atoms for it to be the least bit interesting. The other atoms are dissing because secondly, those atoms just don't mix well. Carbon and oxygen could very well be great atoms in their own right, but they should stay away from each other. Dr. Phil might call it a destructive relationship.

Compare this to the thread Hello, is it me you're looking for (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/116376-hello-me-youre-looking.html). That's a pretty crappy thread, Laddy. :grr: Leeza was right to close this, even though by doing so she contributed to its crappiness.

Now, take a look at the Phosphopantetheine molecule: C₁₁H₂₃N₂O₇PS. Allow me to repeat that. C₁₁H₂₃N₂O₇PS. Tell me, dearest cyberspace community, is that not the finest formulae you have seen all day? I daresay it is. The atoms are excellent themselves, and they match each other sublimely! What thread could possibly compare to such splendor?! That choice, friends, is all yours. Let's take a look at our nominees!

Dark, dirty, evil, secrets. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/121512-dark-dirty-evil-secrets.html)
Featuring juicy secrets about renowned EoFFers, two girls fighting over another with a jealous boyfriend standing by powerless, a brief swimsuit contest and a few male members drooling over the whole spectacle, this thread is one big cake of hormones and gossip. It was thought to be finished off when the previously mentioned boyfriend of the girl which I called "another" uttered something so horrifying to the mind that I am not going to mention it here. It might have been better off staying its course towards the abyss, but has since been brought back to cough its last few breaths. Maybe it has a few glorious last words to utter still!

EoFF Reunion (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/121302-eoff-reunion.html)
I heard a story that when this thread was posted, a chilly wind swept over the forums. Members from 2006 and later felt a chill run down their spine. They could feel that something from the ancient past had been awoken, you know, like the Balrog incident in LoTR. But let's not connote the thread further with such events. If the first thread was a cake, this thread is a pizza, a hot one with more than a little oldbie sausage. Spice it up with a reward system and you have yourself a pizza molto divertente (Italian for TTLY AWSOME THREAD).

EoFF's Next Top Model (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/120720-eoffs-next-top-model.html)
Many people these days seem to think that the internet is a text-based media. They couldn't be further from the truth. Sure, there is a lot of text and stuff, but who reads it? Let's face it, we all come to the 'net to look at pictures, whose contents are a matter of personal taste. The text is seldom more than a caption for an image or some such. That would describe why the thread EoFF's Next Top Model developed from a "How do you suppose your fellow members look?" thread into a "Draw pictures of those who ask to be drawn" thread. A fortunate turn of events, many would say.

Seifer IS Rick Astley! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/121537-seifer-rick-astley.html)
This quite recent, still somewhat alive thread combines three ingredients that are bound to tickle the fancy of most EoFF dwellers: parody, internet memes and Final Fantasy references. All in the spirit of renown analytics like Future Esthar, Serapy and Viator... But I repeat myself. The only nominated thread outside the General forums, this thread has a lot to represent. Let's see if it can take the pressure!

This Ploy By FOX Should Be Illegal (http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/121147-ploy-fox-should-illegal.html)
The Ceej's, shall we say, slightly erratic take on several subjects had its culmination in this thread which?though shortlived?featured sarcasms, 4chan references and a picture of a duckgirl. Some people found the whole deal hilarious, while certain others thought it the polar opposite. Nevermind that, it is a thread that won't be soon forgotten, for better or for worse.

Let's see how it goes!

[Rantz]

Delete the noparse tags! :mad2:

[Rye]

Shorty x Monda x Rye lovefest plz. It fuels my hey-nonny-nonny! :strut:

[Momiji]

There is only one deserving winner.

[qwertysaur]

EoFF Next top model!

[Bunny]

Well that speech certainly got messed up. Nice job, AG!

[Aerith's Knight]

Let's draw some pictures!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I still kick ass harder than any of you! :aimmad:

Plus I can play with my boobs and you can't! :p

Those that didn't make the cut:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/121147-ploy-fox-should-illegal.html 12
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/120720-eoffs-next-top-model.html 8
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/121302-eoff-reunion.html 5
RSL 1

Secrets or Rick Astley? Or maybe the dark, dirty, evil secrets of Rick Astley?

[Momiji]

WHAT

This ciddie is a failget

[Rye]

Rick Astley could join in with Monda, Sarah, and I! =O

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/121537-seifer-rick-astley.html


http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/121537-seifer-rick-astley.html 18
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/121512-dark-dirty-evil-secrets.html 13

Is the new theory RA = U?

[Bunny]

WHAT

This ciddie is a failget

moar lyk failgate mirite

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Dangerous Female

The finalists:
fire_of_avalon
Jojee
Lekana
Marshall Banana
NeoTifa
Rye
ShlupQuack

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Jojee
Momiji: fire_of_avalon
Old Manus: ShlupQuack
Yaridovich: fire_of_avalon
Jessweeee?: ShlupQuack
qwertyxsora: fire_of_avalon
Levian: Jojee
Tavrobel: Marshall Banana
Clouded Sky: fire_of_avalon
Sergeant Hartman: NeoTifa
Sir Lancealot: Lekana
Del Murder: fire_of_avalon
Psychotic: ShlupQuack
Rocket Edge: Jojee
I'm my own MILF: ShlupQuack
Noctiluca: ShlupQuack
Shiny: fire_of_avalon
Bunny: ShlupQuack

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
fire_of_avalon 6 33%
ShlupQuack 6 33%
Jojee 3 17%
Marshall Banana 1 6%
NeoTifa 1 6%
Lekana 1 6%


I always like to do a little research before I write a speech for the ciddies, get to know the nominees a little bit. Like hey, what exactly makes these women dangerous? How dangerous are they really? I looked through a bunch of old picture thread and man, dangerous is not even the right word for these women. They're smurfing mental. They're bat<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /> insane. I'd continue this paragraph but, oh forget it just have a look!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/Picture59.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/Madness.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/ryekadajanim.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/014.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/joypothead.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/bigsmile2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/bigstrawberry.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/kc2-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/javanese1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/sword.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/sexiestfemale.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/mad.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/gummiandmonda2.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/Image14.jpg


Insane? Definitely! Dangerous? I don't know. Sure, they're obviously a danger to themselves, but to others? I don't know. Now NeoTifa, that's a dangerous girl. I couldn't find any pictures of her anywhere, for all I know she could be the girl living next door, or the girl at the bakery. Not knowing who she is and when she's going to strike, now that's the scary part! She's probably edged her way into all of our lives already just waiting for the perfect moment to stab us dead. :(

Oh god give me the results AG before I wet my pants.

[Lawr]

I finally caught up to all the hullabaloo.

[Psychotic]

Victorious thread will now be archived!

EDIT: hahaha lev.

[Rye]

Oh Levian. xD

[Lawr]

Nice speech Lekana!

[Aerith's Knight]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/12/12/f_strawberrywm_ef671e6.png (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/12/12/f_strawberrywm_ef671e6.png&srv=img26)

Monda is dangerous...

[qwertysaur]

Nice speech Lekana!
Levian.

[Marshall Banana]

I miss Gummi. =(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

Jojee 10
NeoTifa 6
Lekana 4
Marshall Banana 3
Rye 1
RSL 1

Two bad-ass ladies of EoFF, but only one can be the most dangerous. Will it be foa or Shlup?

[Bunny]

Lekavian

[Aerith's Knight]

lolwhut?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

fire_of_avalon!

fire_of_avalon 18
ShlupQuack 17

And I have the black eye to prove it! :cry:

[Psychotic]

Haha, I totally called it being between foa and Shlup in my predictions. I feel all smug and self-satisfied now.

And damn that was a close one. :eek:

[Rye]

foa is the best at #tot!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Dangerous Male

The finalists:
Bahamut2000X
Momiji
Old Manus
Psychotic
Rantzien
theundeadhero

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Rantzien
Momiji: Old Manus
Old Manus: theundeadhero
Yaridovich: Rantzien
Jessweeee?: Rantzien
qwertyxsora: theundeadhero
Levian: Rantzien
Tavrobel: Rantzien
Clouded Sky: Bahamut2000X
Sergeant Hartman: Psychotic
Sir Lancealot: Momiji
Del Murder: Rantzien
Psychotic: Rantzien
Rocket Edge: Rantzien
I'm my own MILF: Momiji
Noctiluca: theundeadhero
Shiny: theundeadhero
Bunny: Psychotic

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Rantzien 8 44%
theundeadhero 4 22%
Psychotic 2 11%
Momiji 2 11%
Old Manus 1 6%
Bahamut2000X 1 6%


Shiny presents...


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/background.jpg

Starring...

The Blind Samurai played by Bahamut2000X
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/Zatoichi.jpg

The Insane Emo played by Momiji
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/Darko.jpg

The Crotchety V.P. played by Old Manus
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/Dick.jpg

The Greedy Don played by Psychotic
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/Scarface.jpg

The Vengeful Toy played by Rantzien
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/chucky.jpg

The Batty Soldier played by theundeadhero
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/private.jpg


It's not just a battle of brawn and wits; it's a battle of who will be deserving enough to
be crowned the most dangerous guy at EoFF. Who will survive?

RATED R for intense violence

[Aerith's Knight]

Black eye? That made me laugh. ^^

[Lawr]

Nice speech Lekana!
Levian.

Sorry I had water running into my eyes for about 20 minutes.

[Psychotic]

The speeches have been fucking awesome this time around.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

theundeadhero 11
Rantzien 7
Momiji 3
RSL 1

Another tie for second and a winner between Bahamut2000X, Old Manus and Psychotic!

[Rye]

Golden showers are bad, Sygensag. ;; Don't look up next time.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Old Manus!

Old Manus 13
Bahamut2000X 12
Psychotic 12

I'm guessing that's why one voter commented that Old Manus "has connections."

And eww Rye, just eww. :p

[Sergeant Hartman]

lol Manus you dangerous bastard

[Lawr]

Golden showers are bad, Sygensag. ;; Don't look up next time.

We are now rivaling Factions, Jessicle.

RIVALS

[Psychotic]

I am truly afraid of the man, it has to be said. Ever since Lee Trundle disappeared, no-one's been around to keep him in check!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Cutest/Sexiest Female

The finalists:
Jess
Ko Ko
Lekana
Marshall Banana
Rye
Shiny
Zeldy

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Zeldy
Momiji: Rye
Old Manus: Zeldy
Yaridovich: Rye
Jessweeee?: Marshall Banana
qwertyxsora: Lekana
Levian: Marshall Banana
Tavrobel: Lekana
Clouded Sky: Rye
Sergeant Hartman: Zeldy
Sir Lancealot: Lekana
Del Murder: Lekana
Psychotic: Zeldy
Rocket Edge: Ko Ko
I'm my own MILF: Rye
Noctiluca: Zeldy
Shiny: Marshall Banana
Bunny: Lekana

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Zeldy 5 28%
Lekana 5 28%
Rye 4 22%
Marshall Banana 3 17%
Ko Ko 1 6%



http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/cutegirls.png

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch a cute girl by the bow
If she hollers let her know
In Japan it's like "hello"

[scrumpleberry]

Manu uses wales powers to sic sheep on us!

[Rye]

I'd like to take this time to ask why this sig didn't win best:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/mdjp/oldgregg2.jpg

EDIT: Oh my god, Monda. xD Hux said you earned boobie time for that.

[Sergeant Hartman]

If Zeldy doesn't win this guys, you're all gay.

[qwertysaur]

:Eek:
RSL = Totoro

[Lawr]

Nice speech Marshlnopticus!

[Aerith's Knight]

This one is practically garanteed to monda.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make the cut:

Marshall Banana 9
Rye 8
Lekana 6
Jess 5
Shiny 4
RSL 1

Only Zeldy and Ko Ko remain. Who can out-cute and/or out-sexy the other?

[Sergeant Hartman]

well done Rye

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the winner is...

Zeldy!

Zeldy 14
Ko Ko 13

So the picture threads have a purpose after all...

[Rocket Edge]

EDIT: grats Zeldy

[scrumpleberry]

Zeldy needs to be around more!