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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 06:38 PM
<center><table><tr><td>http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ciddie.gif</td><td align="center">End of Year 2008<br/>Ciddies Revelation Madness!!</td><td>http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ciddie.gif</td></tr></table></center>

That's right folks, we have an overstock of brand new '08 Ciddies that need to be moved out so we can make room for the new '09 models. We're giving them away just to make room!

Be sure to come by and pick up your very own Ciddie today!

Before we get started I want to give a big thanks to JessweeeeA-Sharp for tallying up the prediction party numbers so this bone-weary Award Girl could take a little R&R to get ready for today's festivities!

Also, some of the nominations and votes came along with commentary, so I'll be sharing those little nuggets of joy as we move through the revelations. :bigsmile:

Final Voting Summary
01) Best Member
Rantzien: 16
Rye: 11
Psychotic: 10
Flying Mullet: 9
Big D: 8
Quin: 8
RSL: 1

02) Best Male
Levian: 19
Noctiluca: 11
Rantzien: 11
Flying Mullet: 10
Psychotic: 9
Breine: 2
RSL: 1

03) Best Female
scrumpleberry: 15
rubah: 13
Lekana: 12
Rye: 12
ShlupQuack: 7
Miriel: 3
RSL: 1

04) Best Administrator
Del Murder: 13
ShlupQuack: 12
Loony BoB: 10
Leeza: 8
Samuraid: 8
WarrenW: 3
Roogle: 3
Austin: 1
crono_logical: 1
Kawaii Ryukishi: 1
RSL: 1

05) Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic: 18
Flying Mullet: 17
rubah: 8
Miriel: 6
theundeadhero: 3
Zeromus_X: 3
fire_of_avalon: 2
Hsu: 2
eestlinc: 1
KoShiatar: 1
RSL: 1

06) Best Site Staff
Flying Mullet: 9
DK: 8
Baloki: 7
Momiji: 6
o_O: 6
rubah: 6
theundeadhero: 6
Tavrobel: 4
Azar: 3
Heath: 3
Roogle: 2
RSL: 1

07) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Levian: 22
Big D: 15
Jojee: 11
Jess: 4
Necronopticous: 4
Meat Puppet: 2
RSL: 1

08) Best Veteran
Cz: 15
Goldenboko: 14
Pureghetto: 11
I'm my own MILF: 10
Sagensyg: 6
Quin: 5
RSL: 1

09) Best Regular
Blue Harvest: 21
Vaern: 17
Akaria: 8
Sir Lancealot: 6
IronOcean: 4
Krelian: 4
RSL: 1

10) Best Newbie
Gwawr: 15
MadeOfApples: 14
WulfyGirl: 11
Nice: 9
Peach of Mist: 7
RSL: 1

11) Nicest Member
Jessweeee?: 20
Marshall Banana: 18
scrumpleberry: 12
rubah: 9
Aerith's Knight: 1
RSL: 1

12) Evilest Member
Bunny: 26
Tavrobel: 11
Del Murder: 10
Kawaii Ryukishi: 9
rubah: 3
Leeza: 1
RSL: 1

13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Clouded Sky: 18
Levian: 9
I Took The Red Pill: 8
Noctiluca: 7
Rantzien: 6
themagicroundabout: 5
Momiji: 4
RSL: 1

14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Zeldy: 14
Ko Ko: 13
Marshall Banana: 9
Rye: 8
Lekana: 6
Jess: 5
Shiny: 4
RSL: 1

15) Most Dangerous Male
Old Manus: 13
Bahamut2000X: 12
Psychotic: 12
theundeadhero: 11
Rantzien: 7
Momiji: 3
RSL: 1

16) Most Dangerous Female
fire_of_avalon: 18
ShlupQuack: 17
Jojee: 10
NeoTifa: 6
Lekana: 4
Marshall Banana: 3
Rye: 1
RSL: 1

17) Best Thread
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/121537-seifer-rick-astley.html : 18
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/121512-dark-dirty-evil-secrets.html : 13
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/121147-ploy-fox-should-illegal.html : 12
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/120720-eoffs-next-top-model.html : 8
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/121302-eoff-reunion.html : 5
RSL: 1

18) Best Post
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2511805-post1338.html : 14
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2601242-post143.html : 11
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2542283-post135.html : 7
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2598833-post614.html : 6
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2572562-post279.html : 5
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2591019-post1.html : 5
htt://forums.eyesonff.com/2582086-post227.html : 4
RSL: 1

19) Best Custom Rank
Del Murder: 18
Flying Mullet: 13
Old Manus: 11
qwertyxsora: 11
rubah: 3
RSL: 1

20) Best Avatar
Award Girl: 12
Yaridovich: 10
Miriel: 9
Denmark: 8
Flying Mullet: 8
Laddy: 5
Del Murder: 4
RSL: 1

21) Best Signature
Jessweeee?: 14
crono_logical: 12
blackmage_nuke: 11
Rantzien: 9
rubah: 7
Del Murder: 5
RSL: 1

22) Best Artist
black orb: 29
Pete for President: 12
scrumpleberry: 7
Rocket Edge: 6
themagicroundabout: 3
RSL: 1

23) Best Graphic Designer
Jojee: 22
Polaris: 12
scrumpleberry: 6
Sagensyg: 6
ShunNakamura: 5
Leen-Leen: 3
RSL: 1

24) Best Writer
Ouch!: 13
Goldenboko: 12
Behold the Void: 11
Clouded Sky: 9
Jojee: 5
RSL: 1

25) Best Poet
Demon Dude: 14
Necronopticous: 13
I Don't Need a Name: 10
Momiji: 9
themagicroundabout: 7
RSL: 1

26) Best Poster
Big D: 18
Psychotic: 14
Rantzien: 14
I'm my own MILF: 7
Flying Mullet: 6
rubah: 2
RSL: 1

27) Best Spammer
Baloki: 19
Demon Dude: 11
Old Manus: 9
Fonz: 7
Psychotic: 7
Rantzien: 4
RSL: 1

28) Best Chatter
rubah: 16
~*~Celes~*~: 11
Rye: 9
Cookie: 8
Goldenboko: 7
RSL: 1

29) Best Usernoter
Sagensyg: 15
Noctiluca: 13
Cz: 9
I Don't Need a Name: 7
Rantzien: 7
Blue Harvest: 6
Evastio: 1
RSL: 1

30) Funniest Member
Psychotic: 25
Rantzien: 11
Levian: 10
DK: 8
The Ceej: 7
RSL: 1

31) Weirdest Member
Evastio: 21
A Most Loved Man: 18
The Ceej: 13
Blue Harvest: 6
MadeOfApples: 1
RSL: 1

32) Horniest Member
Lekana: 16
TyphoonThaReapa: 13
Blue Harvest: 12
Rye: 11
Nominus Experse: 7
ShlupQuack: 1
RSL: 1

33) Most Underrated Member
qwertyxsora: 16
Noctiluca: 14
Sergeant Hartman: 12
Yaridovich: 9
Wolf Kanno: 6
Zeromus_X: 4
RSL: 1

34) Most Improved Member
Aerith's Knight: 20
Demon Dude: 13
Yaridovich: 12
Fonz: 8
Goldenboko: 5
Blue Harvest: 1
RSL: 1

35) Most Missed Member
roto13: 22
Resha: 14
RSL: 12
Owen Macwere: 8
ff babe: 5

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix: 15
Necronopticous: 10
Tavrobel: 7
I'm my own MILF: 6
Dreddz: 5
Psychotic: 5
Wolf Kanno: 3
RSL: 1

37) Most Helpful Gamer
JKTrix: 19
BG-57: 18
SeedRankLou: 6
Psychotic: 5
Dreddz: 3
RSL: 1

38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O: 16
Samuraid: 15
crono_logical: 9
Momiji: 7
Baloki: 6
Zeromus_X: 1
RSL: 1

39) Most Helpful Member
Big D: 13
Leeza: 9
Flying Mullet: 9
rubah: 8
Samuraid: 7
Del Murder: 5
Demon Dude: 4
RSL: 1

40) Cutest Couple
Loony BoB & smittenkitten: 19
Rye & I'm my own MILF: 15
Necronopticous & Marshall Banana: 12
rubah & Hsu: 7
Del Murder & Miriel: 7
RSL & RSL's hat: 1

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Momiji: 15
qwertyxsora: 14
Ouch!: 13
Rye: 7
Rantzien: 6
Tavrobel: 6
RSL: 1

42) Get Banned
A Most Loved Man: 24
Baloki: 9
Aerith's Knight: 8
Demon Dude: 8
Momiji: 7
Blue Harvest: 4
RSL: 1

43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
scrumpleberry: 21
Yaridovich: 19
Dr. Acula: 12
Evastio: 4
kikimm: 4
RSL: 1

44) Most likely to be an underage Olympic gymnast
Jojee: 18
Jessweeee?: 13
Leen-Leen: 11
Levian: 7
Raebus: 5
Goldenboko: 3
Miriel: 2
RSL: 1

45) Most likely to be trolled
The Ceej: 16
Aerith's Knight: 11
Goldenboko: 10
~*~Celes~*~: 6
Miriel: 6
Momiji: 5
Demon Dude: 3
Evastio: 3
RSL: 1

46) MLT be Santa
Loony BoB: 19
Old Manus: 12
Yaridovich: 9
I'm my own MILF: 8
Rye: 5
Psychotic: 5
RSL: 1

47) MLT be Santa's little helper
smittenkitten: 16
Marshall Banana: 15
Rye: 9
Psychotic: 7
I'm my own MILF: 6
scrumpleberry: 6
RSL: 1
rubah: 0

48) MLT be a reincarnation of Buddha
Pureghetto: 14
Big D: 12
The Summoner of Leviathan: 12
Flying Mullet: 6
Roogle: 6
I'm my own MILF: 5
Rantzien: 4
The Ceej: 1
RSL: 1

49) Member most dropped as an infant
The Ceej: 18
Psychotic: 12
Demon Dude: 10
Aerith's Knight: 7
~*~Celes~*~: 7
NeoTifa: 3
Lekana: 2
Sagensyg: 1
RSL: 1

50) Get Together
Evastio & Himself: 24
Goldenboko & Demon Dude: 11
Blue Harvest & DK: 8
Rye & Marshal Banana: 7
Ouch! & Omecle: 6
Momiji & Tavrobel: 4
RSL & every single Ciddie: 1

Forum Staff Highwind
Flying Mullet: 5
Del Murder: 1
Samuraid: 1

Site Staff Highwind
Baloki: 2
rubah: 1
Spatvark: 1
Tavrobel: 1

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 06:40 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Jiro
12-12-2008, 06:40 PM
Second will do.

I'm sticking around til 49, then I need to crash n' burn xD

Sergeant Hartman
12-12-2008, 06:42 PM
lock and load

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 06:43 PM
In about five minutes: F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5.

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 06:43 PM
Alrighty then! :bounce:

Jiro
12-12-2008, 06:45 PM
My first ever ciddies, how exciting :D

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 06:45 PM
Wait...WHERE DID THAT EXTRA ZERO COME FROM?


EDIT:

That's better :mad2:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 06:47 PM
:angel:

Jiro
12-12-2008, 06:47 PM
It's gone now, someone was pranking us

EDIT: Nvm, starting!!!

Old Manus
12-12-2008, 06:48 PM
Woop

Rantz
12-12-2008, 06:51 PM
LEEEROOY JENNKIIIIIIINS

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 06:51 PM
Hey everybody, let's get this show under way, shall we?

MLT Get Together
Evastio & Himself
Goldenboko & Demon Dude
Blue Harvest & DK
Rye & Marshal Banana
Ouch! & Omecle
Momiji & Tavrobel

Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:
Demon Dude: Goldenboko & Demon Dude
Momiji: Goldenboko & Demon Dude
Old Manus: Evastio & Himself
Yaridovich: Goldenboko & Demon Dude
Jessweeee♪: Evastio & Himself
qwertyxsora: Goldenboko & Demon Dude
Levian: Rye & Marshall Banana
Tavrobel: Evastio & Himself
Clouded Sky: Rye & Marshall Banana
Sergeant Hartman: Evastio & Himself
Sir Lancealot: Evastio & Himself
Del Murder: Evastio & Himself
Psychotic: Rye & Marshall Banana
Rocket Edge: Goldenboko & Demon Dude
I'm my own MILF: Rye & Marshall Banana
Noctiluca: Rye & Marshall Banana
Shiny: Rye & Marshall Banana
Bunny: Rye & Marshall Banana

<b>Totals</b>
Rye & Marshall Banana 7 39%
Evastio & Himself 6 33%
Goldenboko & Demon Dude 5 28%

Unfortunately, I didn't have a speech for this one. :( So I'll follow-up on Flying Mullet's speech from last Ciddies that we want MS Paint adventures of the winning couple!

Sergeant Hartman
12-12-2008, 06:53 PM
Go Evastio!

Jiro
12-12-2008, 06:54 PM
I think I voted for GoBoxDD xD

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 06:54 PM
Don't let me down, Evastio and yourself!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 06:54 PM
Those that didn't make the cut:
Blue Harvest & DK 8
Rye & Marshal Banana 7
Ouch! & Omecle 6
Momiji & Tavrobel 4
RSL & every single Ciddie 1

Which couple will it be, Goldenboko & Demon Dude or Evastio and that sexy hunk of man flesh in the mirror?

Rantz
12-12-2008, 06:55 PM
I want to see EvastioxEvastio hentai.

Old Manus
12-12-2008, 06:56 PM
Do this one thing for me Evastio.

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 06:56 PM
Oh, wow, wouldn't it be funny if no one predicted the winner?

Bunny
12-12-2008, 06:56 PM
Blue Harvest and DK didn't make the cut but it's between them and Evastiox2?

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 06:56 PM
One day I'm going to accept BoB's invitations to be AG and then post all the results at once.

rubah
12-12-2008, 06:56 PM
w00t w00t

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 06:57 PM
And the winner is...

Evastio & Himself

Evastio & Himself 24
Goldenboko & Demon Dude 11

If only I liked myself enough to gamble on this type of relationship...

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 06:58 PM
WOOOOOOOO 100% success rate!

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 06:58 PM
Haha, my prediction was spot on. It was between the funniest one and the one that would piss the two people off the most.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 06:59 PM
Blue Harvest and DK didn't make the cut but it's between them and Evastiox2?
Sorry, copy pasta error.

Bunny
12-12-2008, 06:59 PM
I figured EoFF would enjoy lesbians more than masturbation. I guess I was wrong..

Rye
12-12-2008, 06:59 PM
Have fun with your hand, darling! <3

Sergeant Hartman
12-12-2008, 06:59 PM
result

Old Manus
12-12-2008, 06:59 PM
:cool:

Other guy who nominated him, :fisttap:

Freya
12-12-2008, 07:01 PM
WOOOO My vote went!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:03 PM
MLT be most dropped as an infant
The Ceej
Psychotic
Demon Dude
Aerith's Knight
~*~Celes~*~
NeoTifa
Lekana
Sagensyg

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Aerith's Knight
Momiji: The Ceej
Old Manus: The Ceej
Yaridovich: The Ceej
Jessweeee?: The Ceej
qwertyxsora: Demon Dude
Levian: The Ceej
Tavrobel: The Ceej
Clouded Sky: Demon Dude
Sergeant Hartman: Aerith's Knight
Sir Lancealot: The Ceej
Del Murder: Demon Dude
Psychotic: Demon Dude
Rocket Edge: ~*~Celes~*~
I'm my own MILF: The Ceej
Noctiluca: Psychotic
Shiny: Demon Dude
Bunny: Demon Dude

<b>Totals</b>
The Ceej 8 44%
Demon Dude 6 33%
Aerith's Knight 2 11%
Psychotic 1 6%
~*~Celes~*~ 1 6%


I take a lot of pleasure in writing this speech, because it gives me a chance to poke fun at the nominees. Rather than fill this up with filler text, I'm going straight to them:

~*~Celes~*~:
I can't do it, I can't poke fun at Kari. She's too awesome and speshul. There's not much to suggest she was dropped as an infant. I think those of you who nominated her were just being mean :(

Aerith's Knight:
A very likely candidate to have been dropped on his head as a child. It would sure explain a lot anyway.

Demon Dude:
He wasn't just dropped as a child, he was thrown out of the dumbass tree and he hit every branch on the way down. When he hit the ground he stood up, smiled, and shouted "again!" He was then eaten by a grue.

Lekana:
If she was dropped, it didn't do her any damage. Not with those giant airbags :tongue:

NeoTifa:
Now really, why does she have such a bad reputation? Is she weird? Yes. Does she make random posts? Of course she does. But she's not as bad as everyone thinks she is. She was definitely dropped as a child though :tongue:

Psychotic:
Just his username implies he was not only dropped as a child, but used as a football. He had a very abusive upbringing that ultimately led to destructive behaviour in his teenage years. As an adult he got involved in drugs and gangs, and ended up as Godfather of the Vanilla Town Mafia. He died aged 84, shot by a sniper as he pleasured his 47th wife.

Sagensyg:
His parents have apologised time and time again for accidently dropping him down the stairs whilst high. Last month he finally reached an out of court settlement with them, netting him over ?50,000. He plans to donate the money to Team Rocket's research department in hopes that they can finally invent a machine capable of catching Pikachu.

The Ceej:
As a nominee for Weirdest Member, it makes sense that he was dropped.

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 07:05 PM
:kaocheer: GO CEEJY GO :kaocheer:

Freya
12-12-2008, 07:06 PM
That speech wasn't too bad BH. I like Pauls part. :D

Sergeant Hartman
12-12-2008, 07:06 PM
is it too late to change my prediction?

Bunny
12-12-2008, 07:06 PM
We should be able to rate speeches at the end of this.

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 07:06 PM
Just in time. :)

I'd like to thank everyone who voted-

Wait, that doesn't sound right. >_>

Accurate description of paul, anyway. :p

Jiro
12-12-2008, 07:07 PM
Needed more insults imo. But still a good speech :D

rubah
12-12-2008, 07:07 PM
I agree also I like your av bunny

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:08 PM
Those who didn't make it:

Demon Dude 10
Aerith's Knight 7
~*~Celes~*~ 7
NeoTifa 3
Lekana 2
Sagensyg 1
RSL 1

The Ceej or Psychotic? Psychotic or The Ceej? Hey, I sound like a cartoon. :)

Rye
12-12-2008, 07:09 PM
We should be able to rate speeches at the end of this.

Most definitely, Bunny darling~ <3

Freya
12-12-2008, 07:09 PM
OH MY so it's the ceej and paul!

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 07:10 PM
As many people voted for me as Celes?

That's just mean. xD

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 07:11 PM
again, my inability to hold focus for predictions strikes!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:11 PM
And the winner is...

The Ceej

The Ceej 18
Psychotic 12

If only Paul's mother knew that dropping him more would one day benefit him...

Momiji
12-12-2008, 07:13 PM
Score one prediction for me!

Freya
12-12-2008, 07:13 PM
Lol I like this AG. What snazzy lines. ;)

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 07:13 PM
YAY

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:14 PM
Moving right along...

MLT be a reincarnation of Buddha

The finalists:
Big D
Flying Mullet
I'm my own MILF
Pureghetto
Rantzien
Roogle
RSL
The Ceej
The Summoner of Leviathan

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Pureghetto
Momiji: Pureghetto
Old Manus: Roogle
Yaridovich: The Summoner of Leviathan
Jessweeee?: Pureghetto
qwertyxsora: The Summoner of Leviathan
Levian: Pureghetto
Tavrobel: The Summoner of Leviathan
Clouded Sky: Pureghetto
Sergeant Hartman: Flying Mullet
Sir Lancealot: Roogle
Del Murder: Pureghetto
Psychotic: Pureghetto
Rocket Edge: Big D
I'm my own MILF: Pureghetto
Noctiluca: Rantzien
Shiny: Pureghetto
Bunny: Pureghetto

<b>Totals</b>
Pureghetto 10 56%
The Summoner of Leviathan 3 17%
Roogle 2 11%
Flying Mullet 1 6%
Big D 1 6%
Rantzien 1 6%

Another speechless category. The speech was supposed to be done by Ouch! so I'll just say:

Ouch! I was stood up! :(

demondude
12-12-2008, 07:14 PM
It was inevitable. xD

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 07:15 PM
Puns :kaoclove:

demondude
12-12-2008, 07:15 PM
Go PG!

Rye
12-12-2008, 07:15 PM
I really imagine it to be Rantzien, but I'm sure PG will win! =O

Momiji
12-12-2008, 07:15 PM
lolasl?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:16 PM
Some commentary sent in with the votes:

"Totally Roogle. He's like a human version of crono_logical."
I don't know if that's good or bad...

About TSoL: "He goes to school studying Buddhism after all!"
Will it help him secure the Ciddie?

Rantz
12-12-2008, 07:17 PM
Siddhazn Gautasl?

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 07:17 PM
lolasl indeed.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:17 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:

The Summoner of Leviathan 12
Flying Mullet 6
Roogle 6
I'm my own MILF 5
Rantzien 4
The Ceej 1
RSL 1

Looks like we're down to Big D and Pureghetto.

Freya
12-12-2008, 07:18 PM
:O

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 07:18 PM
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s269/missaliss62783/buddha.jpg
found it on Photobucket searching for Buddha.

demondude
12-12-2008, 07:18 PM
Peegee.........

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 07:20 PM
o:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:20 PM
And the winner is...

Pureghetto

Pureghetto 14
Big D 12

It would have been really embarassing if Big D out azn'd PG. :p

Momiji
12-12-2008, 07:21 PM
That was too close. I expected a land-asl-ide.

That's 2 predictions for me.

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 07:21 PM
3/3 :spin:

Freya
12-12-2008, 07:22 PM
GO PEEG!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:23 PM
MLT be Santa's little helper

The finalists:
I'm my own MILF
Marshall Banana
Psychotic
rubah
Rye
scrumpleberry
smittenkitten

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: I'm my own MILF
Momiji: rubah
Old Manus: I'm my own MILF
Yaridovich: smittenkitten
Jessweeee?: Marshall Banana
qwertyxsora: smittenkitten
Levian: Rye
Tavrobel: I'm my own MILF
Clouded Sky: Rye
Sergeant Hartman: Marshall Banana
Sir Lancealot: Psychotic
Del Murder: Rye
Psychotic: Marshall Banana
Rocket Edge: smittenkitten
I'm my own MILF: I'm my own MILF
Noctiluca: Marshall Banana
Shiny: Marshall Banana
Bunny: Marshall Banana

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Marshall Banana 6 33%
I'm my own MILF 4 22%
smittenkitten 3 17%
Rye 3 17%
rubah 1 6%
Psychotic 1 6%


Be Santa's little helper

This award was mean't to be one of the more favoured awards, well I disagree. Santa's little helper is a polite way of saying your Santa's little bitch. You have to work all year while he only budges once every year. Well to hell with that. On the eve of Christmas a rebellion against Santa and his reindeers occurred. These are the accounts following the people who lead the uprising:

I'm my own MILF

MILF held a debate with Santa asking for justice. He asked for better facilities and stated that the stardust has been out of date since 1892 and was messing up the toys. When all hope was lost, he went mad with an exclusive Lapland aerosol can with matches and destroyed half of Lapland (of course not destroying the beloved Archie Comics). However, it appeared he went too mad killed himself in the inferno. On hearing of his legend, the elves kicked into gear and this was the reason behind the rebellion. Rye delivers flowers by his headstone on Sundays.

Marshall Banana & smittenkitten

In fact, these two elves planned on doing nothing, complaining of cold feet. They snuck into Santa's lair, threw on Sleeping Beauty, and watched the majority of it while chaos was happening outside. It wasn't until the reindeers outside, who were causing such a ruckus that they decided to deal with it. As we all know you certainly don't want to mess with a two fiery redheads as they were about to find out. Smitten stole the reindeer?s hoff shoes, while Marshall banana broke Rudolf's nose. To celebrate, they ate iced strawberries, toasted with champagne, and sang Rudolf the purple nose reindeer. Disturbing.

rubah

While all of the pandemonium was happening around her, rubah was all the while thinking of a cunning plan. She lured Santa into a room and imprisoned him in his own living room. She asked for better pay, and for a remake of Final Fantasy VIII on the PS3. When he agreed, she was so delighted that she accepted his invitation to elope with him to sunny Barbados, where it was discovered he had a tab going at a local bar. Growing tired of her meaningless lifestyle she turned to politics, and created history by becoming the first elf to be National Ambassador for the country.

Psychotic

Psychotic wanted to fulfil the role of Santa after he disappeared to another country. He gathered up all the toys and sang a cringe-worthy version of Jingle bells while he left with the hoff less reindeer. He delivered the toys in record time, and was feeling very proud of himself until upon his return he a noticed a summons to court, for breach of Act VI (Not delivering the correct toys to each house). Although defended by Denzel Washington who gave an Oscar worthy performance, Psychotic the elf was found guilty on all charges and sentenced to 5 years in Laplatraz Prison. Of course, he escaped as soon as he got there as the prison was fully edible.

Rye & scrumpleberry

Both elves suffered massive head trauma with an explosion and didn't wake up until after the war was over. When they woke up to see nothing left of their home, they decided to move country and join EoFF to tell their tale. When they were labelled insane they decided to start a war of they're own on EoFF by destroying the picture thread and reopening the 'I HATE U SUPER DELETE' thread. In light of this, Del retaliated by banning both women and banishing them from the internet. Nobody really knows what happened to them, but rumour has it that scrumpleberry supposedly heads an art industry in underground Columbia, while Rye apparently sold her eventful story to Paramount Pictures for 5mill, who are now making it into a film. Sarah Silverman is being lined up for the role.

I was going to throw in a Sixth
Sense twist in there somewhere but hey, it?s Christmas. :spin:

Rantz
12-12-2008, 07:25 PM
Nice speech! :up:

Old Manus
12-12-2008, 07:25 PM
Don't fail me milf

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 07:25 PM
eh?

Rye
12-12-2008, 07:27 PM
What a dilemma! I want Monda AND Hux to win! ;;

Bunny
12-12-2008, 07:27 PM
Well there goes my hopes of 0 predictions correct. =(

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:27 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:

Rye 9
Psychotic 7
I'm my own MILF 6
scrumpleberry 6
RSL 1
rubah 0

Oh my, it's down to Marshal Banana and smittenkitten. Would have made a good MLT get together nomination imho. :bigsmile:

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 07:27 PM
Great speech, I loved it. ^__^

I'm hoping for a smitten-Monda win.

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 07:28 PM
GO MONDA GO :ichigo:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:30 PM
And the winner is...

smittenkitten

smittenkitten 16
Marshall Banana 15

Whew, that was a close one. I can think of lots of naughty comments to make at this point so I'm going to shut up and move on...

Freya
12-12-2008, 07:30 PM
Lekana says:
Hello there Eyeson this Lekana Live from The Fall Ciddies '08. So far we've had some big awards go out but we're just getting into the swing. I'm here outside the awards with a mister.... AK? Is that right?
Aerith's Knight says:
LADY STOP BOTHERING ME I'M ON THE PHONE!
Aerith's Knight says:
Just kidding
Aerith's Knight says:
It's a text
Aerith's Knight says:
Yes, I'm AK.
Lekana says:
Sir what do you tink of this ciddies so far?
Aerith's Knight says:
Well, it will turn out to be quite the exitement.
Aerith's Knight says:
Of course, after being dropped on my head just now, it hardly seems like that anymore
Lekana says:
Oh this just in Peeg has won MLT to be Buddha
Aerith's Knight says:
Is that a koala on your shoulder?
Aerith's Knight says:
I mean..
Lekana says:
Yes, don't judge mister Arthur...
Aerith's Knight says:
Peeg was the prime candidate of course
Aerith's Knight says:
lolasl... lolasl indeed
Lekana says:
Is this your first or are you a vet to these things?
Lekana says:
Do you see a change this year?
Aerith's Knight says:
I've been there once or twice. I usually miss them though
Aerith's Knight says:
I'm afraid I see the change in that less and less people take interest in this
Lekana says:
Any way we can improve this? I suggest robots and koalas but they always turn me down.
Aerith's Knight says:
Well, then stop touching them. But really though, it's more of how we shape up the newbies
Aerith's Knight says:
We need to coddle those that can became good respectful EoFFers
Aerith's Knight says:
And keep bunny away from them
Lekana says:
He does tend to scare them off....
Lekana says:
On the bunny topic
Lekana says:
What do you think about all the herassment he has gotten this ciddies?
Aerith's Knight says:
I won't say he deserved all of it, but you have to understand that he brings it on himself
Aerith's Knight says:
I mean, you can't say that about so many mothers without creating some kind of ill feeling
Aerith's Knight says:
mostly vomit
Lekana says:
Well yes
Lekana says:
That's all the time we have now
Lekana says:
So let's get back to that hot ciddies action
Aerith's Knight says:
Thank you m
Aerith's Knight says:
m'am
Lekana says:
Thank you AK
Aerith's Knight says:
Could you not touch my ass?
Aerith's Knight says:
I'm not a robot
Lekana says:
I shall digress. This is Lekana, keeping you updated on all the ciddies feelings live on the scene.

Sergeant Hartman
12-12-2008, 07:31 PM
bawww

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:32 PM
Let's move on to see who will help smittenkitten bring holiday cheer to all the good boys and girls this holiday season...

MLT be Santa

The finalists:
I'm my own MILF
Loony BoB
Old Manus
Psychotic
Rye
Yaridovich

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Rye
Momiji: Loony BoB
Old Manus: Rye
Yaridovich: Loony BoB
Jessweeee?: Loony BoB
qwertyxsora: Psychotic
Levian: Rye
Tavrobel: Rye
Clouded Sky: Loony BoB
Sergeant Hartman: Loony BoB
Sir Lancealot: Old Manus
Del Murder: Loony BoB
Psychotic: Loony BoB
Rocket Edge: Loony BoB
I'm my own MILF: Rye
Noctiluca: Loony BoB
Shiny: Loony BoB
Bunny: Psychotic

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Loony BoB 10 56%
Rye 5 28%
Psychotic 2 11%
Old Manus 1 6%


King of jing-a-ling~

Spread his cheer~

Mr. Kringle YES! Duty to come on children happy! Good girls and boys can't wait for Santa to come!!! Strapping red coat and jelly belly so warm and Christmas. Fluffy beard and jolly HO HO!!! make elves want to come, too.

Santa virus hit someone this year? Who will slave drive coming on magical reindeer? Santa come on many places~must be ready!!

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 07:34 PM
Woah, 1 prediction right so far! :cool:

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 07:34 PM
Go Loony BoB!

Then we can really say Santa abuses his elves. :bigsmile:

Bunny
12-12-2008, 07:35 PM
woo i'm a topic off eoff yay

Rantz
12-12-2008, 07:35 PM
10/10, Marshall banana! 10/10!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:36 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:

Yaridovich 9
I'm my own MILF 8
Rye 5
Psychotic 5
RSL 1

Looks like we're down to Loony BoB and Old Manus. If Old Manus wins, does this mean smitten has to move? :confused:

Rye
12-12-2008, 07:36 PM
Monda's speech~~~ <3

Go, Moldy Anus!

Freya
12-12-2008, 07:37 PM
OH MY!

Momiji
12-12-2008, 07:37 PM
Loony BoB has the duty to come on children happy!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:38 PM
And the winner is...

Loony BoB

Loony BoB 19
Old Manus 12

I guess Santa really does abuse elves, AK. Maybe when a bell rings an elf gets spanked?

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 07:38 PM
Loony BoB has the duty to come on children happy!


Wow.. WOW! what?!

I wonder what smitten would say about that.

Momiji
12-12-2008, 07:38 PM
3/5 for predictions!

EDIT: AK, read the speech again.

Old Manus
12-12-2008, 07:39 PM
wat

EDIT: lol I'm a page behind

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:39 PM
MLT be trolled

The finalists:
~*~Celes~*~
Aerith's Knight
Demon Dude
Evastio
Goldenboko
Miriel
Momiji
The Ceej

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Demon Dude
Momiji: The Ceej
Old Manus: The Ceej
Yaridovich: The Ceej
Jessweeee?: The Ceej
qwertyxsora: The Ceej
Levian: Aerith's Knight
Tavrobel: The Ceej
Clouded Sky: Aerith's Knight
Sergeant Hartman: Evastio
Sir Lancealot: The Ceej
Del Murder: The Ceej
Psychotic: The Ceej
Rocket Edge: Demon Dude
I'm my own MILF: The Ceej
Noctiluca: The Ceej
Shiny: The Ceej
Bunny: The Ceej

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
The Ceej 13 72%
Demon Dude 2 11%
Aerith's Knight 2 11%
Evastio 1 6%


Most likely to be trolled, eh? We'll see about that! Here I will speak special messages to you all from the heart.

~*~Celes~*~
Hey, Celes, me and Alan were talking while in bed last night about what we really think of you. Yeah, Alan said you're like a "totally grody hippo's toe". I told him he was wrong. You're definitely a sludge-filled old pinecone.

Aerith's Knight
Gotta be straight with you, dude. I'm Sephiroth. Yup. I killed your girlfriend. Want to know what else? After I stabbed her sweet little body, I teabagged her.

Demon Dude
Nobody likes you and you smell. Now leave my presence.

Evastio
I was speaking on the phone to Bill Cosby today. I...I dunno how to tell you this, man, so I'm going to straight out say it to you. Bill Cosby said "I can't stand Evastio. Talking to him is as painful as bodyboarding on a cactus!". Pretty harsh but hey, I'm just the messenger.

Goldenboko
Hey sweetie, I just wanted to tell you, babe, that you suck at mafia. In fact, darling, whenever we've been on the ^.^ same team honey, it was me carrying you -.- STOP GETTING WORKED UP YOU FOOL STOP IT I CAN SEE YOU BEING WORKED UP.

Miriel
Sex and the City was one of the worst pieces of trash I have ever had the misfortune to see. The women in it are all disgusting horse-faced whores. You think you deserve the perfect man, ladies? No, what you deserve is the perfect punch to the belly.

Momiji
Little girls aren't that attractive, man.

The Ceej
Hi. I'm back.

Now all we do is sit back and wait for the insults to come rolling in, and we'll know who the Most Likely to be Trolled is. It's foolproof! :cool:

Freya
12-12-2008, 07:39 PM
Grats BoB ^_^

Bunny
12-12-2008, 07:40 PM
OH MAN WHAT A SHOCKER

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 07:40 PM
xDDD

Awesome speech Psy!

Congrats to the winners so far! :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:41 PM
One voter voted for Miriel "because it's true". I didn't have the heart to respond and tell them that most people voted for one of these finalists because they think it's true.

And Shiny left us with this sobering image:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/trolls.jpg

Rye
12-12-2008, 07:42 PM
Bwhahahahahaha. xD Paul.

Momiji
12-12-2008, 07:43 PM
Little girls aren't that attractive, man.

When you say it like that, it seems that you think that they are attractive, but not that much. :heart:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:44 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:

Goldenboko 10
~*~Celes~*~ 6
Miriel 6
Momiji 5
Demon Dude 3
Evastio 3
RSL 1

Which means we're down to The Ceej and Aerith's Knight. Can The Ceej bring home two Ciddies after just six categories?

Momiji
12-12-2008, 07:44 PM
Wow, 5 votes for me? o_O

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 07:45 PM
Great speech. xD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:45 PM
And the winner is...

The Ceej

The Ceej 16
Aerith's Knight 11

Looks like being dropped the most as an infant makes you more susceptible to trolling as you get older.

Bunny
12-12-2008, 07:46 PM
Well, nobody likes a retard so I guess that's true.

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 07:46 PM
Injustice!

The voting thread proves I am right.

Momiji
12-12-2008, 07:46 PM
Yay, 4/6.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:47 PM
MLT be an underage Olympic gymnast

The finalists:
Goldenboko
Jessweeee?
Jojee
Leen-Leen
Levian
Miriel
Raebus

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Jojee
Momiji: Leen-Leen
Old Manus: Raebus
Yaridovich: Leen-Leen
Jessweeee?: Leen-Leen
qwertyxsora: Goldenboko
Levian: Jojee
Tavrobel: Jessweeee?
Clouded Sky: Leen-Leen
Sergeant Hartman: Jojee
Sir Lancealot: Jojee
Del Murder: Jojee
Psychotic: Jojee
Rocket Edge: Goldenboko
I'm my own MILF: Raebus
Noctiluca: Levian
Shiny: Jojee
Bunny: Jojee

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Jojee 8 44%
Leen-Leen 4 22%
Raebus 2 11%
Goldenboko 2 11%
Jessweeee? 1 6%
Levian 1 6%


Oh look at her contorting her body in all that tight lycra. Wow, that's pretty ho...oh god she's only 14 isn't she OH GOD OH GOD RUSSIA WHY THE smurf DID YOU HAVE TO PUT ALL THAT MAKE UP ON HER I THOUGHT SHE WAS LEGAL YOU MOTHERsmurfERS.

Naturally, we have a strong showing of ladies from the continent of Asia. Jojee, Miriel and Leen-Leen. Having escaped from those Gymnastics Gulags to seek out freedom and Final Fantasy forums in the west, could one of these ladies take your vote?

The lone representative for the west is the young and excitable Jessweeee?. Give those damn commies hell, ya hear!

For the gentlemen, we have the baby-faced and angellic Raebus and Goldenboko competing for the Gold. Will they score top marks on the parallel bars exercise, or will they go crashing into the gym mat?

Bizarrely, mature contestant Levian is also included. I think someone's trying to make a short joke here. Come on folks. Levian face is the new way to make fun of him. Short jokes are so 2007.

Now you know who the contestants are, let's discover who that coveted gold medal is going to!

Freya
12-12-2008, 07:47 PM
I don't even remember who I voted for that one xD

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 07:47 PM
Cool, Psy came up with the same idea I would have done if I got the MLT be Trolled speech, and he probably did it better!

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 07:47 PM
Come on Levian!! You have my vote!

Rye
12-12-2008, 07:48 PM
Come on, Raebus! Let your shiny hair be the beacon to the Ciddie's Gold!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:50 PM
One voter picked Leen-Leen because she's "the smallest azn on the list."

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 07:50 PM
Tee hee, Psy's speeches are the best.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:51 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:
Leen-Leen 11
Levian 7
Raebus 5
Goldenboko 3
Miriel 2
RSL 1

Which leaves us with Jojee and Jessweeee. East against West. Who will bring home the gold?

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 07:52 PM
Jojee

Strange, I voted for her, yet I know she's already legal and in law school. xD

Freya
12-12-2008, 07:52 PM
Kaycee says (11:49 AM):
im eating doritos
Dennis.. says (11:49 AM):
Mean ;__;
Dennis.. says (11:49 AM):
I still have to make food
Kaycee says (11:50 AM):
:)
Kaycee says (11:51 AM):
(F5) *munch munch munch* *read one post* (F5)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:53 PM
And the winner is...

Jojee

Jojee 18
Jessweeee♪ 13

Good job champ!

Freya
12-12-2008, 07:53 PM
Grats my not azn lover ^_^

Momiji
12-12-2008, 07:54 PM
Leen-Leen ;_;

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:55 PM
MLT win a Ciddie for the very first time

The finalists:
Dr. Acula
Evastio
kikimm
scrumpleberry
Yaridovich

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: NA
Momiji: Yaridovich
Old Manus: scrumpleberry
Yaridovich: Yaridovich
Jessweeee?: scrumpleberry
qwertyxsora: Yaridovich
Levian: Yaridovich
Tavrobel: Yaridovich
Clouded Sky: Yaridovich
Sergeant Hartman: scrumpleberry
Sir Lancealot: Evastio
Del Murder: Yaridovich
Psychotic: scrumpleberry
Rocket Edge: Evastio
I'm my own MILF: scrumpleberry
Noctiluca: Yaridovich
Shiny: scrumpleberry
Bunny: scrumpleberry

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Yaridovich 8 44%
scrumpleberry 7 39%
Evastio 2 11%


I wish I was AG so I could be the one to give it to you first ;)Ya know this is the only ciddie I've won. It goes to show you that popularity is all that matters and that blah blah, Here's your nominees ;)


Actually.... I will Show you what each of these members remind me of....


Dr. Acula
http://www.scrubs-italia.com/images/gallery/grubs/s5e23-jd_acula_kim.jpg

Evastio .... >.>

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/glitters/m/made_you_a_cookie-1440.gif

kikimm
http://www.primates.com/monkeys/spidermonkey.jpg

scrumpleberry
http://www.arkive.org/media/1E2F8B04-9E0F-4DC2-8D00-CBDA8A71F126/Presentation.Medium/photo.jpg

Yaridovich
http://lubber.net/uploads/Main/you_are_a_pirate.jpg


MMMKAY show us da winners AG :D

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 07:56 PM
I see our private conversations aren't that private, Kaycee!

Paul, teach me your ways.


-------------------


BWAHAHAHA Dr. Acula. xD

I forgot about that.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 07:58 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:

Dr. Acula 12
Evastio 4
kikimm 4
RSL 1

scrumpleberry or Yaridovich? Who will win the self-fulfilling prophecy Ciddie?

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 08:00 PM
The scrumpleberry picture is so adorable ^_^

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:00 PM
Justin has been added to the conversation.
Dan/Celes: YAR-YARS
Justin: Stop adding me to these stupid things.
Dan/Celes: oops, wrong Justin

I, the 'wrong Justin', see the victory going to the 'right Justin'. He has a major fanbase, that's why.

Freya
12-12-2008, 08:00 PM
Come on Yars! You are a pirate!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:01 PM
And the winner is...

scrumpleberry!

scrumpleberry 21
Yaridovich 19

Congrats, you'll never win this award again! :p

Freya
12-12-2008, 08:01 PM
Oh I love the weasel picture :D

GRATS SCRUMBLE!

Have a weasel eating berries again

http://www.arkive.org/media/1E2F8B04-9E0F-4DC2-8D00-CBDA8A71F126/Presentation.Medium/photo.jpg

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:02 PM
Oh wow. Congrats, scrumples!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:02 PM
MLT get banned

The finalists:
A Most Loved Man
Aerith's Knight
Baloki
Blue Harvest
Demon Dude
Momiji

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Baloki
Momiji: A Most Loved Man
Old Manus: Aerith's Knight
Yaridovich: A Most Loved Man
Jessweeee?: A Most Loved Man
qwertyxsora: A Most Loved Man
Levian: A Most Loved Man
Tavrobel: Baloki
Clouded Sky: Aerith's Knight
Sergeant Hartman: Aerith's Knight
Sir Lancealot: A Most Loved Man
Del Murder: A Most Loved Man
Psychotic: Aerith's Knight
Rocket Edge: A Most Loved Man
I'm my own MILF: Momiji
Noctiluca: Aerith's Knight
Shiny: A Most Loved Man
Bunny: A Most Loved Man

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
A Most Loved Man 10 56%
Aerith's Knight 5 28%
Baloki 2 11%
Momiji 1 6%

I'm speechless...

Rantz
12-12-2008, 08:03 PM
Congratulations scrumpleberry! :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:04 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:

Aerith's Knight 8
Demon Dude 8
Momiji 7
Blue Harvest 4
RSL 1

That leaves A Most Loved Man and Baloki. Will all of Baloki's hard work at hating the Shinra Forum Staff pay off with winning this Ciddie or will it go to someone who apparently is A Most Not Loved Man?

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 08:04 PM
If I got chosen over A most loved man Id reconsider actually leaving. >_>

(wish you'd known that before voting, didn't you?)

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:05 PM
...7 votes? I'd like to know the thought process behind that one. (TへT')

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:06 PM
And the winner is...

A Most Loved Man!

A Most Loved Man 24
Baloki 9

What a decisive victory for A Most Not Loved Man! :spin:

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 08:06 PM
what up P-Money in da house. Glad you folk enjoyed my speeches so far!

Also I will almost certainly berate my mother for not dropping me on the head a lot more often. Also congratulations scrumpleberry, although if I know the Ciddies, by the time I have posted this it will be old news.
Paul, teach me your ways.I'm not sure if you want to be taught them.

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 08:06 PM
...7 votes? I'd like to know the thought process behind that one. TへT
Only 7 people on staff voted.

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 08:07 PM
<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/a%2Bmost%2Bloved%2Bman.html">What the hell. They say the Ciddies never lie...</a>

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 08:07 PM
Paul, teach me your ways.I'm not sure if you want to be taught them.

Does it include baking soda? Because I'm not sure if it includes baking soda.

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 08:08 PM
What the hell. They say the Ciddies never lie... (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/a%2Bmost%2Bloved%2Bman.html)
I'm not surprised

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:08 PM
MLT become a Cid's Knight

The finalists:
Momiji
Ouch!
qwertyxsora
Rantzien
Rye
Tavrobel

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Momiji
Momiji: Ouch!
Old Manus: Rye
Yaridovich: Momiji
Jessweeee?: Tavrobel
qwertyxsora: qwertyxsora
Levian: Rantzien
Tavrobel: Rye
Clouded Sky: Ouch!
Sergeant Hartman: Rye
Sir Lancealot: Ouch!
Del Murder: Rantzien
Psychotic: Momiji
Rocket Edge: Ouch!
I'm my own MILF: Momiji
Noctiluca: Rantzien
Shiny: qwertyxsora
Bunny: Rye

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Momiji 4 22%
Ouch! 4 22%
Rye 4 22%
Rantzien 3 17%
qwertyxsora 2 11%
Tavrobel 1 6%


I have the somewhat unique position of actually knowing the relative likelihood of each of these members ever becomming a Cid's Knight. Should I tell you all? Nah, that's what the mega-hit reality series Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight (cycle 2 set for next year) is for. Instead I will go through each nominee and say what positive and negative qualities they have that would be a factor in their potential job as a Cid's Knight. I do hope each of them tries out next year because I do think they are all good candidates.

Momiji
Positive - He has strong opinions and is not afraid to share them. Part of Site Staff which means he's already worked with many other forums staffers. Also posts a ton.
Negative - Too argumentative and stubborn at times.

Ouch!
Positive - Ouch has been around a long time and knows how this place works. He's also one of the coolest and nicest people on the board and gets involved with things like the screen name contest.
Negative - Doesn't post much relative to other candidates and therefore doesn't stand out as much as he could.

qwertyxsora
Positive - qwerty is a very active and helpful member, especially when it comes to the mafia events, which have become a strong part of these forums.
Negative - Outside the mafia stuff it might be hard to notice qwerty if he didn't post in green.

Rantzien - He's very charming and witty and genuinely good dude. His posts have a unique quality to them. He also posts in the gaming forums some which is a major plus.
Negative - The textbook Del Murder/Psychotic concern of 'Can he take this seriously?'

Rye
Positive - Not much I can say that people don't already know. Super active member for many years. Very sociable and likeable. Encourages activity by making a lot of topics.
Negative - Activity is mainly limited to General Chat. Also she's sensitive and might take too much personally.

Tavrobel
Positive - Like Momiji he works with Site Staff and has strong opinions on things which helps discussions in Feedback.
Negative - His posts have come off as mean in the past although I don't know if he's still like that.

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:10 PM
Momiji ftw.

Goldenboko
12-12-2008, 08:10 PM
qwertyxsora or fail.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:11 PM
One member nominated Levian and said, "One can have the audacity of hope."

Those who didn't make the cut:

Ouch! 13
Rye 7
Rantzien 6
Tavrobel 6
RSL 1

Hmm, will it be Momiji or qwertyxsora?

Freya
12-12-2008, 08:12 PM
Go Qwerty/Rantz!

EDIT damn you ciddies fast ness.

Goldenboko
12-12-2008, 08:12 PM
qwerty! qwerty!

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 08:12 PM
I think Tav's the most likely of all of them :p

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 08:13 PM
You people really have no clue do you.

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 08:13 PM
Woah, top 2. Cool.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:14 PM
And the winner is...

Momiji!

Momiji 15
qwertyxsora 14

I guess that's better than being banned...

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:14 PM
Another prediction, good one mom!

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:15 PM
=O

Thanks!

It would have been funny if I got both.

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 08:15 PM
Site staff is a powerful thing. It seems you are destined for more.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:15 PM
Cutest Couple

The finalists:
Del Murder & Miriel
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Necronopticous & Marshall Banana
rubah & Hsu

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Momiji: Necronopticous & Marshall Banana
Old Manus: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Yaridovich: rubah & Hsu
Jessweeee?: rubah & Hsu
qwertyxsora: rubah & Hsu
Levian: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Tavrobel: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Clouded Sky: rubah & Hsu
Sergeant Hartman: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Sir Lancealot: rubah & Hsu
Del Murder: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Psychotic: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Rocket Edge: rubah & Hsu
I'm my own MILF: Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Noctiluca: Rye & I'm my own MILF
Shiny: rubah & Hsu
Bunny: rubah & Hsu

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
rubah & Hsu 8 44%
Rye & I'm my own MILF 7 39%
Loony BoB & smittenkitten 2 11%
Necronopticous & Marshall Banana 1 6%


Cutest Couple:

Ah, the cutest couple award. I would repeat the speech I wrote for this six months ago but I had no idea what I said and the file is on my old computer. I think I said something about the couples being so cute it was disgusting, and I probably threw in a joke about BoB's wood, but Iuno. The point is, these couples are so cute they make us want to vomit. What what makes a couple cute? Is it the individuals themselves being cute, or the couple being lovey-dovey? I don't know to be honest. But let's have a look at the nominees:

Del Murder & Miriel:
Tbh I haven't seen much interaction beteen these two, but that's a good thing. They may not be cute, but they're not annoying either.

Loony BoB & smittenkitten:
They're so cute it's disgusting, but they make the perfect couple. She doesn't mind him grabbing her breasts in front of other people, nor did she mind the threesome he had with Psy and Levian. In fact, I heard she filmed it and sells the tape on adult websites for ?9.95 ;)

Necronopticous & Marshall Banana:
Monda alone makes them one of the cutest couples in existence.

Rubah & Hsu:
Hsu is a lucky bastard. That's all I'm saying.

Rye & MILF:
They finally met a few months ago, but will that be enough to win the award? Of course not! They need to stop denying their true feelings and break up already! Then Rye can start dating Monda and MILF can go off with Bunny. But seriously, they make a very cute couple, even if they can be a little annoying sometimes.

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 08:15 PM
I don't think he should be knighted. He'll interfere with my plans to make liking anime a bannable offence.

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:16 PM
SoB to win!

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:16 PM
(Bob + Smitten)

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:16 PM
I don't think he should be knighted. He'll interfere with my plans to make liking anime a bannable offence.

B-but you told me you liked Chobits! :kaocry:

Goldenboko
12-12-2008, 08:16 PM
I still lu qwert

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 08:17 PM
I would ban myself. For my own good.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:18 PM
I was propositioned to twice on this award. :bigsmile:

Those who didn't make the cut:

Necronopticous & Marshall Banana 12
rubah & Hsu 7
Del Murder & Miriel 7
RSL & RSL's hat 1

Will it be SoB or RILF?

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 08:18 PM
I still lu qwert
:love:

I would ban myself. For my own good.
Didn't you try that once before?

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:19 PM
M-Monda.... ;-;

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:19 PM
And the winner is...

Loony BoB & smittenkitten

Loony BoB & smittenkitten 19
Rye & I'm my own MILF 15

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 08:19 PM
I would ban myself. For my own good.
Didn't you try that once before?This time I will use a gun instead of the Mod CP. :laugh:

EDIT: Hanny.

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 08:19 PM
I would ban myself. For my own good.

Still something to be considered. >_>

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:19 PM
Haha, the name SoB should catch on.

Freya
12-12-2008, 08:20 PM
That's 3 ciddies in a row isn't it? xD

Rye
12-12-2008, 08:20 PM
lololol

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 08:21 PM
I didn't even know those two were still going out.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:21 PM
Most Helpful Member

The finalists:
Big D
Del Murder
Demon Dude
Flying Mullet
Leeza
RSL
rubah
Samuraid

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: rubah
Momiji: rubah
Old Manus: Big D
Yaridovich: Flying Mullet
Jessweeee?: rubah
qwertyxsora: rubah
Levian: Del Murder
Tavrobel: Flying Mullet
Clouded Sky: Del Murder
Sergeant Hartman: Flying Mullet
Sir Lancealot: Del Murder
Del Murder: Big D
Psychotic: Big D
Rocket Edge: rubah
I'm my own MILF: Flying Mullet
Noctiluca: Big D
Shiny: Flying Mullet
Bunny: Flying Mullet

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Flying Mullet 6 33%
rubah 5 28%
Big D 4 22%
Del Murder 3 17%


EoFF's members need help. Here is a list of the many things I believe they have needed help with.

- How do I tie my shoes?
- How do I breathe in and out?
- Do my homework for me.
- I like a girl. Should I ask her out?
- Okay, I'm going to ask her out, how do I do that?
- She said yes and I'm going on a date with her, what do I do?
- I was rude to her, I can't believe she dumped me!
- I need to invade Czechoslovakia. Any pointers?
- My computer is broken.
- My computer is still broken.
- Okay, I installed this "Linux" like you said and now it's really broken.
- I keep getting these urges to stab people. Help!
- How do I make a thread on an internet forum asking people for help?
- EoFF is broken.
- Yes guys it sure is broken.
- Hello? Any admins?
- I'm so lonely.
- How do I win the most Helpful Ciddie?

All of them very pressing issues. And who has come to our rescue in our time of need? I will now attempt to sum up the nominees in three words each.

Big D - Witty kiwi sage.
Del Murder - I make mafia.
Demon Dude - Land of misery.
Flying Mullet - Makes Ciddies; love.
Leeza - :) :cat: :)
rubah - buy a mac~
Samuraid - It's codin' time.

My final three words are this: Who will win?!

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 08:23 PM
Psychotic should just write every speech.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:24 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:

rubah 8
Samuraid 7
Del Murder 5
Demon Dude 4
RSL 1

We have a tie for second, but who will take first? Will it be Big D, Leeza or Flying Mullet?

Freya
12-12-2008, 08:24 PM
Psychotic should just write every speech.

/agrees

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 08:24 PM
Okay, I installed this "Linux" like you said and now it's really broken.


So true. xD

edit: dang!

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:25 PM
Bawwww, I still don't know how I was nominated for that. xD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:26 PM
And the winner is...

Big D!

Big D 13
Leeza 9
Flying Mullet 9

Thanks for helping!

LunarWeaver
12-12-2008, 08:27 PM
Big D helped my predictions be less awful. He really is a good fellow.

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:27 PM
Allieallieallie goooooo!

Late post is late.

Congrats, D.

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:27 PM
Well Done

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 08:28 PM
Well, he is the most worthy anyway.

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:28 PM
:excited:

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 08:29 PM
Hooray, 1st ciddie!

Well done Big D :cookie:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:29 PM
Most Helpful Techy

The finalists:
Baloki
crono_logical
Momiji
o_O
RSL
Samuraid
Zeromus_X

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: o_O
Momiji: Samuraid
Old Manus: o_O
Yaridovich: Baloki
Jessweeee?: o_O
qwertyxsora: Samuraid
Levian: Samuraid
Tavrobel: Samuraid
Clouded Sky: crono_logical
Sergeant Hartman: Momiji
Sir Lancealot: Samuraid
Del Murder: Samuraid
Psychotic: Samuraid
Rocket Edge: Baloki
I'm my own MILF: o_O
Noctiluca: o_O
Shiny: crono_logical
Bunny: crono_logical

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Samuraid 7 39%
o_O 5 28%
crono_logical 3 17%
Baloki 2 11%
Momiji 1 6%


Private Function ciddiespeechtechie as Speech
'this speech is written in a spoof or visual basic 2008

Dim Baloki as Nominee
Dim crono_logical as Nominee
Dim Momiji as Nominee
Dim o_O as Nominee
Dim Samuraid as Nominee
Dim Zeromus_X as Nominee
Dim intnumberofvotesBaloki as Intager = 0
Dim intnumberofvotescrono_logical as Intager = 0
Dim intnumberofvotesMomiji as Intager = 0
Dim intnumberofvoteso_O as Intager = 0
Dim intnumberofvotesSamuraid as Intager = 0
Dim intnumberofvotesZeromus_X as Intager = 0
Dim inttotalnumberofvotes as Intager = 65
Dim strwinner as String = "And the winner will be said by Award Girl. Take it!"

Do until inttotalnumberofvotes = 0
If vote cast for Baloki then
intnumberofvotesBaloki += 1
End
If vote cast for crono_logical then
intnumberofvotescrono_logical += 1
End
If vote cast for Momiji then
intnumberofvotesMomiji += 1
End
If vote cast for o_O then
intnumberofvoteso_O += 1
End
If vote cast for Samuraid then
intnumberofvotesSamuraid += 1
End
If vote cast for Zeromus_X then
intnumberofvotesZeromus_X += 1
End
inttotalnumberofvotes -= 1
Loop

Me.lblciddiewin= strwinner

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 08:30 PM
Well done Mistah D.

Also that is a very clever speech qwerty.

qwertysaur
12-12-2008, 08:30 PM
I would ban myself. For my own good.
Didn't you try that once before?This time I will use a gun instead of the Mod CP. :laugh:

EDIT: Hanny.
http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2008/12/12/psy-bans-himself.png

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:30 PM
Somebody decipher that.

I Don't Need A Name
12-12-2008, 08:30 PM
shouldnt it be Integer?

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:30 PM
How did I even get nominated for this? I have the techy knowledge of a...um...something without techy knowledge.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:30 PM
And those who didn't make the cut:

crono_logical 9
Momiji 7
Baloki 6
Zeromus_X 1
RSL 1

Which leaves us with o_O and Samuraid. Two equally techy oppontents.

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:31 PM
I even got a nomination for this. =0 Crazy!

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 08:31 PM
I am a complete n00b and know nothing about basic, but I'm sure it is quite hilarious and a true show of genius and wit to those in the know.

You go qwerty!

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:31 PM
Go face!

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 08:31 PM
You need less free time, qwerty.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:32 PM
And the winner is...

o_O

o_O 16
Samuraid 15

Bunny
12-12-2008, 08:32 PM
I'm not sure you have much room to talk, AK.

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:33 PM
'grats Face. I may have some more concerns with NAT issues, so expect me on IRC sometime. :p

I Don't Need A Name
12-12-2008, 08:33 PM
well done darling ;)

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:33 PM
Pwned.

Face! Yes!

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 08:34 PM
Oh god my predictions are going down the drain!

New Zealanders are doing a number on the Most Helpfuls.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:35 PM
Most Helpful Gamer

The finalists:
BG-57
Dreddz
JKTrix
Psychotic
RSL
SeedRankLou

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: BG-57
Momiji: BG-57
Old Manus: JKTrix
Yaridovich: SeedRankLou
Jessweeee?: JKTrix
qwertyxsora: BG-57
Levian: Dreddz
Tavrobel: JKTrix
Clouded Sky: BG-57
Sergeant Hartman: SeedRankLou
Sir Lancealot: SeedRankLou
Del Murder: BG-57
Psychotic: JKTrix
Rocket Edge: Dreddz
I'm my own MILF: JKTrix
Noctiluca: SeedRankLou
Shiny: SeedRankLou
Bunny: JKTrix

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
JKTrix 6 33%
BG-57 5 28%
SeedRankLou 5 28%
Dreddz 2 11%


Some gamers are born to be the guy that helps out everyone else. While you're busy shooting stuff down, he's the guy making sure that you're doing it as fast and efficiently as possible, or maybe he's the guy who keeps you alive, or maybe he's the guy that makes the lives of your enemies as annoying as possible before they meet their timely death at the hands of your newly acquired weapon of mass destruction.

Look on the bright side, you haven't quite lost your soul to the K/D/A ratio. Some people would offer the opinion that you're being abused. No one cares about your contributions. If ever there were an award for "highest rate of damage increase" you might get it. Too bad it's a game where it's killers and the killed. Guess what some of us call you? Food. Some of us might call you a wealth of information. Why? Information is free, though I'm sure any university-level student would have to disagree.

But that's okay. No one is going to run and tell anyone that you'll be leaving me. No need to wait a couple of months to find nobody better than me. But in the late recesses of the night, you'll just hope that one day, you'll get what you deserve. For now, this Ciddie will have to suffice.

I wonder, EoFF, who do you think is the gamer being abused the most?

Rye
12-12-2008, 08:35 PM
gj o_O<33

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2008, 08:35 PM
I'm not sure you have much room to talk, AK.

You should see my exam schedule. :p

Trouble is, I make too much free time. >_>

Rantz
12-12-2008, 08:35 PM
Bunny and AK for MLT get together in summer '09 ciddies!

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:36 PM
The tension rises, go BG!

Freya
12-12-2008, 08:36 PM
Gj face and good luck helpful gamers ^_^

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 08:36 PM
Come on Psychotic I believe in you! You deserve this! You always give out lots of game advice! For serious!

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:37 PM
Nah, that guy has no chance.

Old Manus
12-12-2008, 08:37 PM
Predictions league table update please

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:37 PM
Those who didn't make the cut...

SeedRankLou 6
Psychotic 5
Dreddz 3
RSL 1

BG-57 and JKTrix. Who knows more secret codes to help out their fellow gamers?

Flying Mullet
12-12-2008, 08:38 PM
Methinks the five people who voted for Psychotic voted on name recognition and not knowledge on the topic. xD

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:38 PM
:excited: :excited:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:39 PM
And the winner is...

JKTrix!

JKTrix 19
BG-57 18

Was reading that result helpful?

Bunny
12-12-2008, 08:40 PM
Bunny and AK for MLT get together in summer '09 ciddies!

I will end you.

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:40 PM
Wow, these are all so close! Good 'un JKTrix.

I Don't Need A Name
12-12-2008, 08:40 PM
congrats

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 08:40 PM
Ouch, I am missing a lot of predictions by 1-2 votes.

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 08:40 PM
Methinks the five people who voted for Psychotic are the only people who can see the TRUTH.

You will be rewarded, faithful followers.

Either way, BG and JK are both deserving winners. :)

EDIT: fucking slow. Nice work Trix. We had a lovely time on Gears, didn't we?

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:40 PM
Congrats, Trix. =D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:40 PM
Most Hardcore Gamer

The finalists:
Dreddz
I'm my own MILF
JKTrix
Necronopticous
Psychotic
RSL
Tavrobel
Wolf Kanno

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: I'm my own MILF
Momiji: JKTrix
Old Manus: Dreddz
Yaridovich: Tavrobel
Jessweeee?: JKTrix
qwertyxsora: JKTrix
Levian: I'm my own MILF
Tavrobel: JKTrix
Clouded Sky: JKTrix
Sergeant Hartman: JKTrix
Sir Lancealot: Psychotic
Del Murder: Necronopticous
Psychotic: JKTrix
Rocket Edge: Dreddz
I'm my own MILF: Dreddz
Noctiluca: JKTrix
Shiny: Wolf Kanno
Bunny: Necronopticus

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
JKTrix 8 44%
Dreddz 3 17%
I'm my own MILF 2 11%
Tavrobel 1 6%
Psychotic 1 6%
Necronopticous 1 6%
Wolf Kanno 1 6%


Some gamers aren't born as the guy that helps out the most. And for the rest of the world, there's two people that matter in the game: me and me. Nothing else matters. No one can read your poker face, so you'll just have to show them what you've got.

Grind those gears.

http://www.coeshow.com/shop/images/uploads/CRF150-Gears.jpg

While people who actually think they're hardcore are busy playing WoW, you're busy getting that Lightning Sorceress you made on Diablo II to 99 again, because apparently, you spent 3 Strength points wrong. By the way, Archon Plates are 103 Strength, not 106.

You're the guy who does care about the K/D/A. You're the guy who knows that Earthshaker's Echo Slam is based on Fan of Knives. You know everything, you've broken down the game to rote and knowledge. There isn't anymore skill. The dedication is your badge of skill. And frankly, you can be confident in yourself, and you want to know why? Because you aren't food.

I wonder, EoFF, who do you think is the gamer here that abuses the most?

Maybe I should make more references to WoW < DII?[/QUOTE]

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:42 PM
Anybody who plays Diablo II is hardcore, anyone.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:43 PM
Those who didn't make the cut:

Tavrobel 7
I'm my own MILF 6
Dreddz 5
Psychotic 5
Wolf Kanno 3
RSL 1

That leaves JKTrix and Necronopticous. Which one can out-play the other?

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:43 PM
Trix by a landslide?

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:44 PM
A double-bill?

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 08:44 PM
Beaten by JKTrix?! An outrage! When we played campaign on GoW2 I totally killed more Locust than he!

(good luck dude ;))

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:44 PM
And the winner is...

JKTrix!

JKTrix 15
Necronopticous 10

JKTrix manages to scoop both gamer related Ciddies this time. Not too shabby.

Del Murder
12-12-2008, 08:44 PM
Apparently I am quite good at predicting runner ups.

I Don't Need A Name
12-12-2008, 08:45 PM
well done again!

Loony BoB
12-12-2008, 08:45 PM
Neither Danielle nor I expected to win this time (or last time) so a very big thankyou to everyone who got annoyed at the other candidates constantly mentioning each other, and also to Necro for being too cool to be called cute. But seriously, Danielle posting pics of her cute self and me not posting pics of my ugly mug is what won us that Ciddie. *nod* I'm proud to live with her and be loved by her, and I love her. That's all I need. But the Ciddie is a nice bonus.

Also, I actually get called Santa regularly at work as my job as stock controller involves hoarding all the IT equipment and handing out boxes to people on a regular basis. So 'Merry Christmas' is said pretty often, and I guess I find it rather fitting that I won because of that. Even if you guys probably had no idea. xD

I like my little helper. :D

Finally: Big D, o_O, myself... NZ represent, dammit. Here's hoping for more!

Congrats to all the other winners.

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:45 PM
I want prediction stats. =0

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:45 PM
Congrats, Trix! :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:46 PM
Before I start the next Ciddie, Most Missed Member, I'd like to take a moment to remember Owen Macwere and how we all wish he were still with us today. :cry:

RIP Owen.

Freya
12-12-2008, 08:46 PM
Grats JKTrix


EDIT: :( at owen.

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:46 PM
Most missed, the sad one. =(

Bunny
12-12-2008, 08:46 PM
Moment over.

Loony BoB
12-12-2008, 08:47 PM
Before I start the next Ciddie, Most Missed Member, I'd like to have a moment to remember Owen Macwere and how we all wish he were still with us today. :cry:

RIP Owen.

RIP Owen, RIP Dew Drop.

scrumpleberry
12-12-2008, 08:47 PM
RIP man. He was always so nice and helpful.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:47 PM
Most Missed Member

The finalists:
ff babe
Owen Macwere
Resha
roto13
RSL

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Resha
Momiji: Roto13
Old Manus: Roto13
Yaridovich: Roto13
Jessweeee?: RSL
qwertyxsora: Owen Macwere
Levian: Roto13
Tavrobel: Roto13
Clouded Sky: Resha
Sergeant Hartman: Resha
Sir Lancealot: Owen Macwere
Del Murder: Roto13
Psychotic: Roto13
Rocket Edge: Roto13
I'm my own MILF: Roto13
Noctiluca: Roto13
Shiny: Resha
Bunny: Owen Macwere

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Roto13 10 56%
Resha 4 22%
Owen Macwere 3 17%
RSL 1 6%


The Most Missed Member Ciddie is awarded to the member most missed by the denizens of EoFF. Members may leave the forums for many reasons. Perhaps the member was banned, or they departed from the forums with a sad farewell, never to return. In any case, they're gone now, but they've left a lasting impression on the members here and won't be forgotten. Ironically, the member isn't around to claim their award, but I'm sure they'd feel honoured anyway.

Our nominees are:

ff babe - ff babe is most notable for her dislike of Super Delete and being in love with Psychotic. With a total thread creation count of 41, nobody can call her an "uncontributing member", even if her posts included "I h8 u super delete, i signed up for this for you and u sed u were my friend, why do u always riun my fuking threads, now i have to make a new one and then u'll delete that, i h8 u, u fuking bastard!"

Owen Macwere - Beloved member and friend of many EoFFers who sadly passed away. He was an avid poet, writer and artist who inspired many to take up the art forms. I implore anyone who hasn't looked at his work to do so immediately, there are links on his profile.

Resha - The unofficial "Best Newb Thread Title" winner as awarded by Cz. Resha was also the subject of Demon Dude's famous poem. Also supports the Arsenal football team, much to the irritation of Psychotic.

roto13 - Roto13 is a recently banned member often associated with Indiana Jones. Roto was banned for "ignoring warnings, and continuing to flame". A fighter til the very end, Roto left us this quote "If I'm going down, I'm going down in flames!" before getting banned.

RSL - Namesake of RSL Day and accomplished singer (see:RSL Singing (http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki/memberlist/rsl)). RSL is Ciddie's veteran, being nominated for every single category including the best couple (RSL + RSL's hat).

In the end, all these members are dearly missed, but who will be crowned the Most Missed Member of EoFF this time?


Hope that's good enough :D

I Don't Need A Name
12-12-2008, 08:48 PM
RIP Owen...

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:49 PM
Those who missed the cut:

RSL 12
Owen Macwere 8
ff babe 5

Who will be missed more? Brutally honest roto or sweet Resha?

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:49 PM
Reshaaaaaaa.

Psychotic
12-12-2008, 08:49 PM
Roto will stomp this but...

ff babe - keep the dream alive.

EDIT: Bastards. :(

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:50 PM
Rhodyyyyyyy :kaocry:

Rantz
12-12-2008, 08:50 PM
Gogo Resha!

demondude
12-12-2008, 08:50 PM
Reshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:50 PM
And the winner is...

roto13!

roto13 22
Resha 14

Yeah, like that surprised anyone. :rolleyes:

Momiji
12-12-2008, 08:51 PM
Yeah, like that surprised anyone. :rolleyes:

Not at all. :heart:

Rye
12-12-2008, 08:51 PM
Yay Roto13 <333

I Don't Need A Name
12-12-2008, 08:51 PM
resha =[

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2008, 08:51 PM
Most Improved Member

The finalists:
Aerith's Knight
Blue Harvest
Demon Dude
Fonz
Goldenboko
Yaridovich

<b>Here's how the Prediction Party sized the competition up:</b>
Demon Dude: Demon Dude
Momiji: Goldenboko
Old Manus: Fonz
Yaridovich: Yaridovich
Jessweeee?: Fonz
qwertyxsora: Yaridovich
Levian: Aerith's Knight
Tavrobel: Blue Harvest
Clouded Sky: Demon Dude
Sergeant Hartman: Blue Harvest
Sir Lancealot: Yaridovich
Del Murder: Aerith's Knight
Psychotic: Yaridovich
Rocket Edge: Yaridovich
I'm my own MILF: Aerith's Knight
Noctiluca: Aerith's Knight
Shiny: Goldenboko
Bunny: Demon Dude

<b>Prediction Totals</b>
Yaridovich 5 28%
Aerith's Knight 4 22%
Demon Dude 3 17%
Goldenboko 2 11%
Fonz 2 11%
Blue Harvest 2 11%


Ah, here we are again, the most improved member ciddie. This ciddie is my personal favourite, not only because it feels so good to win, but because of the close competition in it. Let's look at the nominees, first post to most recent.

Aerith's Knight.
final fantasy VII and VIII are just the best games ever created. but if you are gonna make a new one plz dont trade in the story for technology.. by that i mean that you can put the amazing graphics in the game but if the story sucks you have nothing.. further for the plot i think that if youre just gonna do laguna and his trip youre using the easy way out.. in a good FF game you have to have twists and turns in the story and if you know the end from FF8 then well its just lame.. iam not saying you have to have a whole diff story but you have to have new things.. anyway i dun care if they wrecked up the story id prob buy it anyway

Wow, very long, and very ... different! The grammar is quite flawed but there is lots of content, AK felt strongly about the story.

1. She has far more sway over me than you.
2. I still won't watch it.

Ah, his most recent post to this date. It is much shorter, but the grammar is impeccable! Some humour injected into it too.
Ak has 100% improved, but will he win the votes?

Blue Harvest
Yup, I's a newbie. I've been lurking around for a while and finally decided to join.


*Insert rest of intro here*

He stalked back then too! His first post is quite simple, let's look at his most recent.

Can't beat a good curry.

Your sure can't Blue Harvest, you sure can't. I don't see any significant improvement here, but I do see some curry appreciation.

Demon Dude
I have won this one before, and I think this is the third time I've been nominated for it. Let's look at ... me!

Hello i am new i hope 2 make lotas of new friends:D

Adorable.

The eternal question.

It appears as if I have become poetic in this year and a half. Not much to comment on really.

Goldenboko.
Don Tonberry and Cactuar Trick! This what you do. Make a Weapon with Overdrive to AP, Triple Overdrive, and Triple AP, the slot is up to you. I recommend having a Auto-Phoenix armor so who dies is instantly revived. Then fight Don Tonberry or Cactuar King (or choice Don Tonberry is more controllable, Cactuar King you'll get more AP). When in the fight with Don Tonberry, have two characters on Comrade, and the one whose killed the most enemies have stoic, have the one with stoic attack him. He'll get crushed, then revived. Continue this until Don Tonberry reaches you, or if your strong enough he's dead. Then run away or kill him. You'll see that your AP amount is HUGE... why you might ask? Well let me explain let's say he does 99,999 to your character overdrive-AP makes all that damage AP then Overdrive x3 makes that x3. Now boys and girls lets do alittle math 99,999x3= 299,997 but then AP x3 comes in multiply that by 3. 299,997x3= 899,991... with ONE attack. Let's say you get in ten attacks 8,999,910 that is AP total! The ones with comrade get slightly less but come on! Look at that total! Cactuar King is alittle different instead you have all characters with comrade and basically let Cactuar King crush your members but they get revived so you can't lose. Continue letting him hit until he runs away or you run out of Phoenix downs. That is the best way to get AP hands down. But there is Magic Urn But.... thats for a later post.

Good lord! A HUGE post, I dread to see what his most recent one is.

I didn't really ask Chrissy out. We where discussing something else and somehow ended up to:
Dan: What would you say if I said I had a mini-crush on you?
Chrissy: Honestly?
Dan: Yes.
Chrissy: I'd like it.
*Ten minutes later*
Dan: Wait a sec! Are we dating now or something?
Chrissy: I think... so.
He has a girlfriend now! Does she know what she is getting into? I mean ... a bird fetish is quite odd. At least there is no agonisingly long post.

Fonz
Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

Well, it would be nice of square to ethier say its not comin' out for PS3 or it is, because these debates are driving me crazy

Fonz is distressed by the debates, how sweet!

Look at what we've come to.

Ah, beautiful. I'm guessing those damned debates escalated?

Yaridovich.
The fight is difficult if all you have used throughout the game is a Squall/Zell/Rinoa party and only attacked with a GF the entire game. If you have a well balanced party it is extremely easy, but with Squall 40, Zell 30, and everyone else around 15 with no GF compatability, it is almost impossible.

Nothing strange here, apart from ANOTHER FF8 post.

Try reading this thread as individual posts, and disregard any context. It's getting kinda naughty

Ah! Filthy, filthy, filthy. Appalling.
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Yes, that is all. Give the award out I suppose.

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2008, 08:51 PM
My predictions have been pretty sucky after those first three :\