Ciddies! Revelations! Here! Now!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Female
Last winner: scrumpleberry
Nomination Leader: rubah

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪
Lekana
Marshall Banana
NeoTifa
rubah
Rye
scrumpleberry

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: rubah
Jiro: Rye
Shiny: Rye
Levian: Jessweeee♪
Demon Dude: rubah
Noctiluca: Rye</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: rubah
Sir Lancealot: rubah
rubah: Jessweeee♪
Tavrobel: Rye
Psychotic: rubah</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: rubah (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rye (4/11)

[Blue Harvest]

I love how Lekana didn't get a single prediction :bigsmile:

[Rantz]

Women.

Women.

The blight of our land. The plague that roams our modern world. The pot of piss that runs our society down the toilet.

How I despise them.

Why these harsh words? I'll tell you why. Women, they... elude me. They reel me in, make me like them, make me adore them--then they shun me. Let me tell you, I've had history with all of these nominees. I know, I know! You don't have to say it, I know I'm da pimpmaster. The deal is, they've all hurt me terribly in the end, and I intend to repay the favour. I'm going to tell you what these girls are all about. Here they are, our nominees; exposed and uncensored.


http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8310/jessweeee.jpg
Let's start with Jessweeee♪. J sure was a cutie. You know librarians? That sort of cute. She was shy in the beginning, I had to work hard for her affections. I courted her for a month or two before she let me kiss her, and from there it wasn't far to the bedroom. But man, you should've seen it. Her bedroom was big, and her bed was king size. As we entered the room, she told me she was going to go get ready, so I lay down on the bed and waited. I eventually fell asleep. When I awoke, my hands and feet were cuffed. I had a ball gag in my mouth, and at the end of the bed stood J, dressed in latex with a whip in her hand. I doubt I need to tell you where it went from there, suffice it to say my body still hasn't recovered in full. When she was done with me, she told me I'd been too much of a wimp, and I never heard back from her. Freak.


http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8374/lekana.jpg
Lekana was a sexy bastard. I met her in Wal-mart... I didn't take the first step with her, I didn't get a chance before that woman was all over me like an overall. I tried to tell her to slow it down, but she was just wild, man. Two months later, well, it's off to the abortion clinic. People gave me those "you irresponsible bastard"-looks, and I felt bad. I asked Lekana what we had left, which is when she told me she didn't even remember my name. Ouch. I saw her six months later in that Wal-mart, in the very same aisle we met, where she was now hitting on three other boys at the same time. I've heard people say she hangs out in that aisle every spare hour she gets, catching every boy she can... Makes a guy feel appreciated. Slut.


http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7757/monda.jpg
Sweet strawberry girl Marshall Banana was a different deal. I found her working in a bookstore, and asked her out at once. The answer was a slap in the face. I don't know how many times I went into that store, asked her out and got the slap in return. I developed a love for this abuse and told her about it. That's when she reluctantly started to let me take her out. Every time I said something inappropriate, there was that hand, and I loved it. My bruised and battered face didn't, though, and eventually some features of it grew malformed. Because of this, she disowned me, left me to the wolves without ever giving me so much as a kiss. Witch.


http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3039/neotifa.jpg
Darling NeoTifa. We were so much in love, after meeting through some common friends of ours and spending a steamy night together. We spooned, we cooed, did the whole lovers thing. But this girl, man. She's bat:bou::bou::bou::bou: insane. Got all jealous as soon as I looked in any direction but hers when we were out walking. It went as far as her trying to blindfold me before we went out in public, but that's when I had enough. Ti baby, I told her, this isn't working. She immediately thought I meant the relationship as a whole, and hit me over the head with the brick she kept in her purse. She proceeded to kick me in the stomach, stomp on my half-dead body, put salt in the open wound on my skull, and finally tase me for a while. I heard she wiped out a village or two out of pure rage while I was out cold. Lunatic.


http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/9153/rubah.jpg
rubah. Oh man, rubah. She owned a magic bus and was out travelling with her husband, and stopped to pick me up when I was hitch-hiking. One of the nights as we camped by the roadside, we had a lover's rendezvous a short way from the camp while her partner was passed out drunk. And I... I really thought we had something there. Problem was, the next night when her husband was more sober, she told him about the night before, and I was sure I was in for a beating, but he didn't seem upset. Instead, they went ahead and started telling me about some weird cult crap they were in and wanted me to join, where they basically meet up, pray to the fairy godmother and host orgies. I've never been one for praying, so I declined, but I'd barely said the word before they went for their knives. Needless to say, I was out of there faster than you can say "Wench".


http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6934/rye.jpg
Rye was my first Italian chick, and things couldn't have been better... or so I thought. It started out when we met in the gym, working the treadmills. She was wearing a sports bra, but it didn't help that much, so when she stepped off I did too, and bumped into her "by accident". She gave me a sharp look at first, but I took off my shirt and she was mine. It was all very romantic. We had a good thing going, and the gym restrooms saw more action the following months than ever before. Come cleaning day, the janitor had mopped the restroom floors, and they had yet to dry. She left me with two broken ribs, one broken heart, and a bastard of a hospital bill. Vixen.


http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1170/scrumple.jpg
I know, I know, I should've learned the first time. scrumpleberry was my second and hopefully last Italian. I met her at a comic-con of all places. She told me she liked my costume (Spock) and I said the same about hers (Spike from Cowboy Bebop), and we hit it off from there. I knew from the start there was something off about s, but she kept me wanting more, so I stuck around. We were very close, but she just didn't want to put out. You don't know how many tricks I tried to get into her pants, but no, she was cold. It took me a full year to figure out just what it was that was so odd about s. See, I woke up one morning next to her, it was still dark. I went in for a kiss on the cheek but was met with prickly hair. I turned on the light to find her lying there with a beginning beard stubble. Tranny.


These are my stories; all of them true, of course. I've since sworn off women entirely and now love only myself. You might think I'm being childish, you might think I'm being judgemental, and I am. Yet I am presenting this award as if I cared about girls at all. The truth is this: These women have caused me endless grief. They have torn my soul asunder, and yet... yet, I can't hide that I still love them all. They are the raisins in my muesli. The pourri in my potpourri. These women, EoFF, are the loves of my life.

[Old Manus]

first post

[Marshall Banana]

Oh, Rantzien!

:cake:

[Shiny]

This is the first time I've ever seen NeoTifa's face. Also, great speech Ratty!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah



3) Best Female
rubah..............13
Jessweeee♪..........8
Rye.................8
NeoTifa.............4
scrumpleberry.......4
Marshall Banana.....2
Lekana..............1
RSL.................1

[Psychotic]

Hahahahaha Rantzien you crazy freak I love this.

Also congrats rugby! :excited:

[Momiji]

Allieeeeeeeeeeee :heart:

[Rantz]

Congrats rhubarb :kaoclove:

[rubah]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

thank you guys <3

[Shiny]

Go rubah, it's ya birthday! (Not really) Congrats!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Male
Last winner: Levian
Nomination Leader: Psychotic & Sagensyg

The Nominees
Blue Harvest
Flying Mullet
Levian
Psychotic
Rantzien
Sagensyg
Yaridovich

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Rantzien
Jiro: Yaridovich
Shiny: Yaridovich
Levian: Yaridovich
Demon Dude: Rantzien
Noctiluca: Psychotic</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Psychotic
Sir Lancealot: Rantzien
rubah: Levian
Tavrobel: Psychotic
Psychotic: Rantzien</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rantzien (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Yaridovich (3/11)

[Blue Harvest]

No way I've won this xD

[rubah]

(go saglet!)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Here we are, the penultimate Ciddie. It takes lots to be the Best Male: rudeness, arrogance, stubbornness and a certain degree of sexism. Possessing such qualities is sure to get you far in the male hierarchy, and that is a reward itself. Let’s have a look at the nominees, and see if they are deserving of such a prestigious reward.

Blue Harvest: Blue Harvest is 100% male. His life ambition is to bang as many girls as possible before he hits the sack. When not drunk, Blue Harvest slowly builds up his collection of hardcore pornography whilst posting on a Final Fantasy website. Blue Harvest lives the life many males could only dream of.

Flying Mullet: A mullet which flies. Some could say he is stuck in the past, but as the ancient male gods said " males don't catch up to time, time catches up to the male." By proudly following the male gods ways, Flying Mullet has achieved peace and tranquillity within the male's realms.

Levian: Unlike most males, Levian is small and Norwegian. Now, most males will only know what Norway was because of the Eurovision song Contest, and this is a big negative towards Levian's chances. Hopefully females will sympathise with his short height, and make this small man soar higher than he ever has before. God speed Levian, god speed.

Psychotic: Unlike the other contestants, Psychotic is right at the bottom of the male hierarchy. Not only does he support an awful football team, but he also probably has pubic lice or something. Let's hope he one day sees the light, and supports a football team worth supporting, so he can actually have a fleeting chance of winning this award.

Rantzien: Rantzien's knowledge of cheese is extensive and inspirational. He may not confess to it, but he can tell you every type of cheese in the whole world whilst standing on his head. He is also having a secret affair with Leeza behind the scenes. These two facts make him a top runner for this award. I hear the fangirls approaching already.

Sagensyg: Sagensyg is a horny bastard. Because of this, he is bang at the top of the male hierarchy. Nobody can make innuendo like Sag can, and it is a gift which needs to be cherished and nurtured so it can develop. A front runner to win this award? We will see.

Yaridovich: Unlike the others, Yaridovich appreciates the male body more than the female one. His understanding of the superiority of the penis will propel him to stardom one day, and he will waltz there with green font and a flashy smile. Yaridovich could win this thing, so watch out.

And there are our candidates. Who will come out top? Who will fall at last? Who the hell even read this speech? Over to Award Guy!

[Psychotic]

Levian is the only nominee for this yet to win tonight, so I hope he wins.

[Laddy]

Go Yar! Go Sag! Go Psy!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Yaridovich



2) Best Male
Yaridovich..........9
Levian..............7
Rantzien............6
Sagensyg............6
Psychotic...........5
Flying Mullet.......4
Blue Harvest........2
RSL.................1

[Laddy]

YAY YAY YAR YAR!

[Blue Harvest]

Thanks to the two people that voted for me. Who were you?

[Rantz]

Well deserved! Congrats. :D

[Psychotic]

Well hey that's not a bad outcome either. Hurray for Mr. 'vich!

[rubah]

yay yardie! :D

[rubah]

wait, do we have to dance together now?

[Blue Harvest]

Yes, naked :breine:

[Marshall Banana]

Marshall Banana.....2
No Lucky Pumpkins!

[Laddy]

Now can you blame me for my thread?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Member
Last winner: Rantzien
Nomination Leader: Yaridovich

The Nominees
Flying Mullet
Goldenboko
Loony BoB
Psychotic
Rantzien
rubah
Yaridovich

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Loony BoB
Jiro: Yaridovich
Shiny: Loony BoB
Levian: Yaridovich
Demon Dude: Psychotic
Noctiluca: Rantzien</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Rantzien
Sir Lancealot: Rantzien
rubah: Flying Mullet
Tavrobel: Flying Mullet
Psychotic: Flying Mullet</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Flying Mullet & Rantzien (3/11 each)

[Blue Harvest]

Monda and I both got two votes each. We should dance too :bigsmile:

[Laddy]

Go for the gold, Yar!

[Blue Harvest]

YOU CAN DO IT YARS

[rubah]

omggggggggggggggggg the final award!

[Blue Harvest]

Once this is done I can finally sleep.

[Laddy]

*crosses fingers*

[Marshall Banana]

Monda and I both got two votes each. We should dance too :bigsmile:
You'll have to ask the guy who looks like my daddy for permission!

[Psychotic]

I think rubah is a bit of a dark horse. She has been very successful today, so who knows?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Well, well, EoFF. It's time for the Big One, the one that you've all been waiting for. Best Member!

EoFF is a place with many notable members. Sure, you could make a good cause for someone being nicest, funniest, and most lovable. But this award is for the combined forces of all these traits. We voted for The. Best. Member. Of. Eeh-Oh-Eff-Eff.

And the nominees are...

Flying Mullet-Our dear Mulley. One of the oldest and wisest members of EoFF. Although he may not admit, or realise it himself, he is one of the kindest, most reliable, and funniest members of EoFF. He has helped EoFF more than almost everybody. We love you Mulley!

Goldenboko-If you asked anyone if they thought would be a frontrunner for EoFF's Best Member two years ago, they would've laughed in your face. But today, our dearest Chocobo, love and adored by all, is indeed, a contender for the top prize. We love you GoBo!

Loony BoB-The Original. The Veteran. BoB is one of the most influential members of EoFF, molding EoFF into what is today with his wit, responsibility, and likability. BoB has always been a top contender for the prize. Will he claim it? We love you BoB!

Psychotic-Psy is one of the first things that enter your head when you think of EoFF. His arm has a long reach and a longer influence. One of the funniest and (secretly) kindest members here. Will he get the top award? We love you Psy!

Rantzien-Last time's winner, Rantzien is back to keep his winning streak strong! One of the most consistently funny and present EoFFers, Rantzien is adore by much and can make you smile regardless of previous mood. We love you Rantz!

rubah-Our first, er only, woman. Rubzy is one of the nicest and friendliest EoFFers we've ever had. She always strived to keep EoFF fair, pleasant, and equal. She will do whatever it takes to keep EoFF fun for everyone, and does amazingly at it. We love you Wubzy!

Yaridovich-EoFF's Gay Icon. Yar is one of the friendliest members here, keeping everyone happy and having fun with the simple thing in life. From his signature green text to his happy-go-lucky nature. Yar is universally adored. We love you Yar-Yars!

And the winner of EoFF's Best Member Ciddie is...


For those who find it easier to read a speech without coloured text...

Well, well, EoFF. It's time for the Big One, the one that you've all been waiting for. Best Member!

EoFF is a place with many notable members. Sure, you could make a good cause for someone being nicest, funniest, and most lovable. But this award is for the combined forces of all these traits. We voted for The. Best. Member. Of. Eeh-Oh-Eff-Eff.

And the nominees are...

Flying Mullet-Our dear Mulley. One of the oldest and wisest members of EoFF. Although he may not admit, or realise it himself, he is one of the kindest, most reliable, and funniest members of EoFF. He has helped EoFF more than almost everybody. We love you Mulley!

Goldenboko-If you asked anyone if they thought would be a frontrunner for EoFF's Best Member two years ago, they would've laughed in your face. But today, our dearest Chocobo, love and adored by all, is indeed, a contender for the top prize. We love you GoBo!

Loony BoB-The Original. The Veteran. BoB is one of the most influential members of EoFF, molding EoFF into what is today with his wit, responsibility, and likability. BoB has always been a top contender for the prize. Will he claim it? We love you BoB!

Psychotic-Psy is one of the first things that enter your head when you think of EoFF. His arm has a long reach and a longer influence. One of the funniest and (secretly) kindest members here. Will he get the top award? We love you Psy!

Rantzien-Last time's winner, Rantzien is back to keep his winning streak strong! One of the most consistently funny and present EoFFers, Rantzien is adore by much and can make you smile regardless of previous mood. We love you Rantz!

rubah-Our first, er only, woman. Rubzy is one of the nicest and friendliest EoFFers we've ever had. She always strived to keep EoFF fair, pleasant, and equal. She will do whatever it takes to keep EoFF fun for everyone, and does amazingly at it. We love you Wubzy!

Yaridovich-EoFF's Gay Icon. Yar is one of the friendliest members here, keeping everyone happy and having fun with the simple thing in life. From his signature green text to his happy-go-lucky nature. Yar is universally adored. We love you Yar-Yars!

And the winner of EoFF's Best Member Ciddie is...

[Blue Harvest]

OMG SUSPENSE

[Shiny]

That was a sweet speech, Laddy. Very touching. *gags*

[Yar]

It's about time I come to this party. Damned Internet connections here in the south. :(

Oh, hey, I won two Ciddies! :D Thanks guys! :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

With 1 vote...
RSL

[Psychotic]

I agree with Shiny. Good work, Laddy, deserving of being for the top award. (I am not secretly kind, I am secretly a big jerk! :))

[Blue Harvest]

You being a jerk is not a secret Psy :tongue:

[Laddy]

Wow, people liked it! Thankz yooz! Go Yar!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

With 1 vote...
Goldenboko

[Laddy]

Aww..poor GoBo. *Applauds*

[Blue Harvest]

Ahahahahahahahaha

[Momiji]

Pauliekins (being the official wussiest member, I declare myself able to give anyone I want endearing names) is not a jerk. It's all an act. He just wants to be loved.

[Rantz]

Posting during Best Member revelation

I think rubah should win this.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

With 4 votes...
Loony BoB

[Psychotic]

He just wants to be loved.Don't go there. :colbert:

[Momiji]

oh yeah go allie :heart:



He just wants to be loved.Don't go there. :colbert:

I went there. :doublecolbert:

[Laddy]

I love you Psy.

With all my heart.

EDIT-Aww, lovez ya, BoB.

[rubah]

:excited:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

With 5 votes...
Psychotic

[Yar]

Go allie!

[Psychotic]

Welp, that's me out of the runnin'! G'luck remainin' folk!

[Laddy]

Aww. Psy. We all love you!

[Blue Harvest]

I love you too Paul :breine:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

With 6 votes...
Rantzien

[Laddy]

Let us group-hug Paul.

EDIT-Aww. Rantz, I thought you'd get it again.

We only have Yar, rubah, and Mulley now.

[Rantz]

:monster:

[Shiny]

Yars? For the win?

[Laddy]

You all deserved it. Really. It was very hard. <3

Meet at my place for mindblowing drunkeness!

[Psychotic]

I kind of thought that would be the final four actually.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

With 7 votes...
rubah

[Yar]

wtf I'm nommed in this? xD

Sorry, allie! Un-go you! :shifty:

[rubah]

phew, what a relief.

GO YARDIE

[Laddy]

Aww. WUBZY! 3rd is good! Lovez ya!

MULLEY OR YAR? Who will it be?

[Psychotic]

An interesting finale!

[Laddy]

These two are total opposites. WHO WILL IT BE!?

[Momiji]

Allie ;;

Go remaining people~

[Laddy]

THE SUSPENSE!

[Tama2]

Yars.

[Laddy]

WHO IS IT AG?

[Rantz]

CRAZY.

[Leeza]

...drum roll...

[Laddy]

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

My heart can't take it...

[rubah]

omggggggggggggggggg
*Award_Guy twiddles his thumbs

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Some pointless...
Suspense

[Laddy]

I lost 80% of my weight through sweat...

[Psychotic]

More like Award Gay. :colbert:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

With 8 votes...
Yaridovich











With 9 votes...
Flying Mullet








And the Best Member Ciddie goes to...
Flying Mullet



1) Best Member
Flying Mullet.......9
rubah...............7
Yaridovich..........7
Rantzien............6
Psychotic...........5
Loony BoB...........4
Goldenboko..........1
RSL.................1

[Laddy]

More like Award Gay. :colbert:
:mad2:

[Blue Harvest]

More like Award Gay. :colbert:

I agree with that.

[Laddy]

OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO CLOOOOOSE!

Congrats Mulley! Well-earned!

[Tama2]

Woooo Mulley. :D

[Rantz]

Congrats, you award-hogging bastard. :love:

[Momiji]

'grats Mulley.

If you were here :x

[Blue Harvest]

But...but...Yars?


I CALL SHENANIGANS

[rubah]

congrats mulleychan :))))))))))))))))))))

[Psychotic]

More like Award Gay. :colbert:
:mad2:Not you!

Congratulations, Mullet. You had my vote and it's about time you won this as you have been a very good thing for this site for many years. Unlucky Yaridovich, but you won Best Male, so who knows, you might make the step up in the future!

[Laddy]

More like Award Gay. :colbert:
:mad2:Not you!

Congratulations, Mullet. You had my vote and it's about time you won this as you have been a very good thing for this site for many years. Unlucky Yaridovich, but you won Best Male, so who knows, you might make the step up in the future!
I am deeply offended by the negative use of that descriptive word.

Congrats Mulley!
Sowwie Yar!

[Blue Harvest]

Now this is over I can finally sleep :jess:

[qwertysaur]

I got best RM/FS :Eek:
Thank you for that! :D

[scrumpleberry]

Old Man Mullet, you are a valuable cog indeed gj

[theundeadhero]

Thanks AG.

[Shiny]

[pointing out the obvious]Wow, Best Member was quite close[/pointing out the obvious] Congratulations to all the nominees and winners!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Goodnight everybody!

[Yar]

:'(

[Psychotic]

Goodnight AG. Thank you for your time and effort. :)

[Tavrobel]

OP tally? Predictions tally? Taliban?

Err, I mean good job.

[Del Murder]

Thanks for the awards BoB, and congrats Mullet and others.

[Tavrobel]

Cool double post.

[Rye]

<a href="http://s693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/?action=view&current=UHOH.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/UHOH.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Time to hand back that Best Admin award. :colbert:

[Psychotic]

Don't worry, guys. The man you didn't vote best Cid's Knight and is not at all bitter about it is on hand to clean it up while your hero, Rantzien, is off eating meatballs or something.

[Shiny]

He isn't eating meatballs per se...:shifty:

[Del Murder]

Admins can do whatever the smurf we want. We are the law.

[Tavrobel]

Conniving bastard.

[Jiro]

I missed it all D:

How ironic that I won the MLT Win a Ciddie for the First Time, and nothing else :D

Thanks to all voters etc and don't worry DD about being most improved you're still good.

Oh and congrats to all winners, top stuff



With 8 votes...
Yaridovich











With 9 votes...
Flying Mullet








And the Best Member Ciddie goes to...
Flying Mullet



1) Best Member
Flying Mullet.......9
rubah...............7
Yaridovich..........7
Rantzien............6
Psychotic...........5
Loony BoB...........4
Goldenboko..........1
RSL.................1


Read the points tally again, Yars only had 7 votes! Award Guy was tired or something :p (ps someone merge my posts I'm too lazy)

[Tavrobel]

What a bad example Del is setting for everyone.

[Psychotic]

(ps someone merge my posts I'm too lazy)Someone unban Jiro I'm too lazy. :colbert:

[Jiro]

Aw come on Psy I still love you.

[Breine]

Holy smokes! I just won my very first ciddie!! :bigsmile:

Thanks a lot to everyone that voted! - and Rye, that speech was awesome! xD

[Laddy]

Thanks all. I have my first two Ciddies. Thanks to all who voted!

*huggles*

[Dynast-Kid]

Congrats to all these winnars, and nominees! Especially my soulmate, Laddyyyy~

Also, speeches = haxx.

[Jessweeee♪]

I missed the Ciddies ;_;

[Leeza]

Thank you, AG. Excellent job as usual. :)

Congratulations to all the winners. :)

[demondude]

This ciddies was awesome, congrats! I'm gonna do a prediction tally, if that's okay.

EDIT: Actually, not until all the results are put into that one post. I'll do it then.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Yars did get 8 votes. I had a set of votes that I had to manually edit the tally for as I'd finished doing the tally before realising that I didn't enter all of their votes (but no winners changed). All the other tallies seem fine, though, and I'll double-check the final tally before I post it later on. I think I just forgot to manually edit that one because I was too focused on taking my sweet time drawing out the Best Member Ciddie results. :p

[smittenkitten]

Congratulations to everyone!

Can't believe I won Sexiest/Cutest female, I was not expecting that. ^__^

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

1) Best Member
Flying Mullet.......9
Yaridovich..........8
rubah...............7
Rantzien............6
Psychotic...........5
Loony BoB...........4
Goldenboko..........1
RSL.................1

2) Best Male
Yaridovich..........9
Levian..............7
Rantzien............6
Sagensyg............6
Psychotic...........5
Flying Mullet.......4
Blue Harvest........2
RSL.................1

3) Best Female
rubah..............13
Jessweeee♪..........8
Rye.................8
NeoTifa.............4
scrumpleberry.......4
Marshall Banana.....2
Lekana..............1
RSL.................1

4) Best Administrator
Del Murder.........11
Loony BoB..........10
Flying Mullet.......7
ShlupQuack..........7
Kawaii Ryûkishi.....5
Leeza...............5
Cid.................3
crono_logical.......2
Roogle..............1
RSL.................1
Samuraid............1

5) Best Cid's Knight
Rantzien...........10
Psychotic...........9
rubah...............8
Levian..............5
fire_of_avalon......4
eestlinc............1
Hsu.................1
KoShiatar...........1
RSL.................1
theundeadhero.......1
Azar................0
Zeromus_X...........0

6) Best Site Staff
Baloki.............10
Tavrobel............8
Flying Mullet.......7
Momiji..............7
Tama2...............4
eternalshiva........3
RSL.................1
Spatvark............1

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
qwertysaur..........9
Goldenboko..........4
kikimm..............4
Meat Puppet.........4
Miriel..............3
Rye.................3
Agent Proto.........2
Behold the Void.....2
Jojee...............2
Ouch!...............2
BG-57...............1
Big D...............1
black orb...........1
Jess................1
JKTrix..............1
RSL.................1
Necronopticous......0
Raistlin............0

8) Best Veteran
Old Manus..........14
Jessweeee♪.........10
Jiro................8
Shiny...............6
RSL.................1

9) Best Regular
Yaridovich.........18
scrumpleberry......12
Caraliz.............6
Laddy...............3
RSL.................1

10) Best Newbie
Rebellious Eagle...16
Blue Harvest.......11
trancekuja..........8
Mini Tidus..........4
RSL.................1

11) Nicest Member
rubah..............12
Leeza..............11
qwertysaur.........10
Jiro................7
Rantzien............6
RSL.................1

12) Evilest Member
Bunny..............17
Leeza...............6
Del Murder..........4
Tavrobel............4
Kawaii Ryûkishi.....3
scrumpleberry.......3
Psychotic...........2
RSL.................1

13. Cutest/Sexiest Male
Breine.............12
Levian..............9
Pureghetto..........9
Clouded Sky.........5
Loony BoB...........1
Noctiluca...........1
RSL.................1

14. Cutest/Sexiest Female
smittenkitten.......9
rubah...............8
Marshall Banana.....7
Zeldy...............5
Jessweeee♪..........4
Rye.................4
Akaria..............1
RSL.................1

15. Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/122587-eoff-sims-2-last-sim-standing-interactive-thread-o-woo-hoo.html ......................17
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/124115-come-my-love-now-more-thunderdome-bye-boys.html ......................9
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/124753-font-color-ff9900-b-shrine-bobness-b-font.html ......................8
RSL.......................1

16. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2617212-post124.html ......................8
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2613319-post1.html ......................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2653656-post18.html ......................6
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2646816-post20.html ......................5
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2662519-post524.html ......................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2668112-post2.html ......................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2669723-post30.html ......................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670760-post651.html ......................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2655758-post26.html ......................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2669453-post15.html ......................1
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670618-post31.html ......................1
RSL.......................1
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670247-post13.html ......................0
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2672507-post1.html ......................0

17) Best Custom Rank
Noctiluca..........10
Del Murder..........9
scrumpleberry.......9
Old Manus...........7
Denmark.............5
rubah...............4
RSL.................1

18) Best Avatar
Sagensyg...........15
Leeza..............13
Rantzien............8
Del Murder..........4
RSL.................1

19) Best Signature
Psychotic..........12
Jessweeee♪.........11
Sagensyg............8
scrumpleberry.......2
RSL.................1

20) Best Artist
black orb..........12
Pete for President..8
scrumpleberry.......6
Rocket Edge.........3
Nominus Experse.....2
Omecle..............2
RSL.................1

21. Best Writer
Ouch!..............14
Moon Rabbits.......10
Polaris.............5
RSL.................1

22. Best Poster
Rantzien...........11
Big D..............10
Psychotic..........10
Rye.................7
RSL.................1

23. Best Spammer
Quin...............14
Baloki.............13
Old Manus..........13
Demon Dude.........11
RSL.................1

24. Best Chatter
rubah..............11
Shorty..............7
Pureghetto..........6
Roogle..............6
Sagensyg............5
RSL.................1

25. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien...........13
Noctiluca...........7
Shiny...............6
Evastio.............5
Tempest.............4
RSL.................1

26. Funniest Member
Psychotic..........12
DK..................9
Quin................6
blackmage_nuke......5
Levian..............3
Old Manus...........3
RSL.................1
Del Murder..........0

27. Weirdest Member
Laddy..............10
Evastio.............9
NeoTifa.............7
Blue Harvest........4
Pureghetto..........4
Psychotic...........3
RSL.................1

28. Horniest Member
Blue Harvest.......12
Leeza...............8
Rye.................8
NeoTifa.............5
Pureghetto..........4
Sagensyg............2
RSL.................1

29. Wussiest Member
Momiji.............10
Goldenboko..........8
Psychotic...........7
Cuchulainn..........5
Evastio.............5
Noctiluca...........2
RSL.................1

30. Hardest Member
theundeadhero......11
Bunny...............7
Loony BoB...........6
Psychotic...........4
Pureghetto..........4
Ouch!...............3
I'm my own MILF.....2
Momiji..............2
RSL.................1

31. Most Outspoken Member
I'm my own MILF....18
Pureghetto..........8
Del Murder..........5
Rye.................5
Quin................3
RSL.................1

32. Most Serious Member
Evastio............12
Nominus Experse.....6
Kawaii Ryûkishi.....5
Leeza...............5
Roogle..............5
NeoTifa.............4
RSL.................1

33. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke.....13
Jiro...............11
qwertysaur..........7
Baloki..............6
RSL.................1

34. Most Improved Member
Demon Dude.........13
Jiro...............10
Momiji..............8
NeoTifa.............7
RSL.................1

35) Most Missed Member
Roto13.............14
Miriel.............11
RSL.................9
Owen Macwere........4
RSL.................1

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix.............14
Wolf Kanno..........9
I'm my own MILF.....7
Momiji..............4
RSL.................1

37) Most Helpful Gamer
BG-57..............12
JKTrix.............10
Kawaii Ryûkishi.....8
Vivi22..............5
RSL.................1

38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O................16
Flying Mullet.......8
crono_logical.......7
Samuraid............6
RSL.................1

39) Most Helpful Member
Leeza..............11
rubah..............10
Hsu.................9
o_O.................9
RSL.................1

40) Cutest Couple
Hsu & rubah.........................16
Loony BoB & smittenkitten...........10
Del Murder & Miriel..................5
I'm my own MILF & Rye................5
RSL & RSL's hat......................1


Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight
Heath..............11
qwertysaur.........10
Jessweeee♪..........5
Rye.................5
scrumpleberry.......5
Ouch!...............2
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
42) Get Banned
Baloki.............14
Aerith's Knight....10
Demon Dude.........10
Pureghetto..........4
RSL.................1
Vivi22..............1

Most Likely To...
43. Become Former Staff
Baloki..............9
Azar................8
KoShiatar...........7
eestlinc............5
fire_of_avalon......4
Loony BoB...........3
Momiji..............2
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
44. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Jiro...............17
Rebellious Eagle...15
Caraliz.............8
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
45. Be a banned member's second account
Demon Dude.........15
^OmegaShot^........11
Blue Harvest........4
Evastio.............4
Baloki..............3
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
46. Start a revolution
Baloki.............14
WarrenW............12
Loony BoB...........8
I'm my own MILF.....5
Aerith's Knight.....4
Goldenboko..........1
NeoTifa.............1
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
47. To accidentally use their superglue as toothpaste
NeoTifa............11
~*~Celes~*~........10
Jessweeee♪..........6
Levian..............5
smittenkitten.......3
rubah...............2
Rye.................2
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
48. Win a Reality TV Talent Competion Thing
Laddy..............14
Levian.............10
Caraliz.............6
qwertysaur..........4
smittenkitten.......4
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
49. Be Simon Cowell
Bunny..............12
Del Murder..........7
Kawaii Ryûkishi.....6
Tavrobel............6
Blue Harvest........3
Leeza...............3
I'm my own MILF.....1
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
50) Get Together
Hsu, Kawaii Ryûkishi & rubah........16
Roogle & Yaridovich..................9
Marshall Banana & Rye................8
DK & ~*~Celes~*~.....................5
RSL & רסל's yarmulke.................1

[demondude]

Counting predictions now, who will win Quin's soul?

[Jiro]

Yars did get 8 votes. I had a set of votes that I had to manually edit the tally for as I'd finished doing the tally before realising that I didn't enter all of their votes (but no winners changed). All the other tallies seem fine, though, and I'll double-check the final tally before I post it later on. I think I just forgot to manually edit that one because I was too focused on taking my sweet time drawing out the Best Member Ciddie results. :p

I was just being picky AG, you did a great job. Thanks :love:

[Meat Puppet]

Was there a nominations tally anywhere?

[Quindiana Jones]

I find it hilarious that Yars got Best Male, but Flailing Mollusc got Best Member. Mullet = Quina?

So, who's getting my soul, then?

[demondude]

Halfway through counting predictions, and it's very close!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

1. rubah..................107 (5 Ciddies)
2. Baloki..................69 (4 Ciddies)
2. Psychotic...............69 (2 Ciddies)
4. Leeza...................62 (1 Ciddie)
5. Rantzien................60 (2 Ciddies)
6. RSL.....................59
7. Rye.....................55
8. Jiro....................53 (1 Ciddie)
9. Demon Dude..............49 (2 Ciddies)
10. Del Murder.............45 (1 Ciddie)
11. Jessweeee♪.............44
11. Yaridovich.............44 (2 Ciddies)
13. Kawaii Ryûkishi........43 (1 Ciddie)
14. Hsu....................42 (2 Ciddies)
14. Loony BoB..............42
16. scrumpleberry..........41
17. qwertysaur.............40 (1 Ciddie)
18. Levian.................39
18. NeoTifa................39 (1 Ciddie)
18. Pureghetto.............39
21. I'm my own MILF........38 (1 Ciddie)
22. Old Manus..............37 (1 Ciddie)
23. Blue Harvest...........36 (1 Ciddie)
23. Bunny..................36 (2 Ciddies)
23. Sagensyg...............36 (1 Ciddie)
26. Evastio................35 (1 Ciddie)
26. Flying Mullet..........35 (1 Ciddie & 1 Highwind Award)
28. Momiji.................33 (1 Ciddie)
29. Rebellious Eagle.......31 (1 Ciddie)
30. Laddy..................27 (2 Ciddies)
31. smittenkitten..........26 (1 Ciddie)
32. JKTrix.................25 (1 Ciddie)
32. o_O....................25 (1 Ciddie)
34. Quin...................23 (1 Ciddie)
35. Ouch!..................21 (1 Ciddie)
35. Roogle.................21
37. Caraliz................20
37. Noctiluca..............20 (1 Ciddie)
39. Miriel.................19
40. blackmage_nuke.........18 (1 Ciddie)
40. Tavrobel...............18 (1 Highwind Award)
42. Marshall Banana........17
43. ~*~Celes~*~............15
44. Aerith's Knight........14
44. DK.....................14
44. Goldenboko.............14
44. Roto13.................14 (1 Ciddie)
48. BG-57..................13 (1 Ciddie)
48. black orb..............13 (1 Ciddie)
50. Breine.................12 (1 Ciddie)
50. Shiny..................12
50. theundeadhero..........12 (1 Ciddie)
50. WarrenW................12
54. ^OmegaShot^............11
54. Big D..................11
54. Heath..................11 (1 Ciddie)
57. Moon Rabbits...........10
58. crono_logical...........9
58. Wolf Kanno..............9
60. Azar....................8
60. fire_of_avalon..........8
60. KoShiatar...............8
60. Nominus Experse.........8
60. Pete for President......8
60. trancekuja..............8
66. Samuraid................7
66. ShlupQuack..............7
66. Shorty..................7
69. eestlinc................6
69. Vivi22..................6
71. Clouded Sky.............5
71. Cuchulainn..............5
71. Denmark.................5
71. Polaris.................5
71. Zeldy...................5
76. kikimm..................4
76. Meat Puppet.............4
76. Mini Tidus..............4
76. Owen Macwere............4
76. Tama2...................4
76. Tempest.................4
82. Cid.....................3
82. eternalshiva............3
82. Rocket Edge.............3
85. Agent Proto.............2
85. Behold the Void.........2
85. Jojee...................2
85. Omecle..................2
89. Akaria..................1
89. Jess....................1
89. Lekana..................1
89. Spatvark................1
89. The yarmulke of ??*.....1

* 89. The yarmulke of רסל


Note: Does not include votes for Best Thread/Post.

[Rantz]

Who the fuck is that last guy :lol:

A big hand to Award Guy for going through all the hard work, and major props to Tavrobel for a crapload of great speeches. Thanks!

[demondude]

Where are the predictions for best recognized member/former staff?

[Heath]

Well done AG and to everyone that won! And thanks again for my Ciddie!

[qwertysaur]

Most likely homosex sammiches :p

[Timekeeper]

Yay I also missed it, reading through now :)

And can I just say... Jiro stole my line for his Most Outspoken Member Speech!!!!
That whole thing about ejaculating discourse markers, is totally my stuff!!!
Sure I steal your things all the time, but at least I tell you :P

More bitching soon :)

[Jiro]

Ease up buddy, your reward was helping with the Horniest Member speech. You don't get opportunities like that everyday ;)

EDIT: lol at how patronising I sound

[Timekeeper]

I made that speech, me and my duck :D

Ok, I have to study now, but as for the rest of what I read...

GOLD!




<h2>Evastio</h2>

I thought for sure I'd be able to manipulate my pee and make it completely shoot out fog. It would've been fun to be able to scare someone by saying I'll pee on them in the winter, only for them to find out that it's all fog, with no liquid coming out whatsoever.

[qwertysaur]

Ducks are fun.
Ciddies are fun
D=C!?!?

[Old Manus]

I missed it all :cry:

[Levian]

Oh god, I suck at predicting. Why do I do it every year?

Nice wins on Best Male Yaridovich, and Rantzien on best CK. Well deserved. I'd normally be happy for FM too, but he's just a big quitter ain't he? :mad2:

[Jiro]

Don't be hatin' on FM too much now. Yeah he's a quitter, but he's done good by us :)

[Levian]

Oh I know, I voted for him and he deserves it, but that doesn't mean I have to be happy about him winning!

[Lawr]

Good gracious! I made it back home just in time for the Reve-:doublecolbert:



Anyway, CONGRATULATIONS WINNERS!! I was secretly rooting for all of you! Well...Levian mostly, really...for all of them.

And thank you guys for the nominations and the ciddie! :love:

[blackmage_nuke]

I finally won! Now I don't have to make that joke about blackjack and hookers for once!

Congratulations everyone

[Linus]

I'm just here to set the record straight. I was banned for big 'ole boobies, not faking my own suicide. So, go ahead kids, fake your own suicides 'til the cows come home! Just don't post nipples.

[Psychotic]

Technically you didn't even post nipples.

[Jessweeee♪]

I think it's funny that no one really complained about Ciddies when someone did sweep the awards xD

Huzzahs are in order :</>D?

[black orb]

>>> Thanks for voting me best artist again, lots of talented people are posting at the art forum lately and of course they also deserve to win this, so I thought i was going to lose it this time..

[Flying Mullet]

Oh, wow. I poked my head in to see what's going on and found the Ciddie results. :eek:

Thanks to everyone that voted for me and I'm proud of you peoples for not letting Psychotic running away with the most Ciddies for once. :thumb:

[Tavrobel]

Who the hell is this guy?

Thinking he can just randomly poke in, all of a sudden.

[Lawr]

He's the Best Member. He can do whatever the hell he wants now, I guess! :erm:

[Psychotic]

I'm proud of you peoples for not letting Psychotic running away with the most Ciddies for once. :thumb:I have never, ever, won the most Ciddies in an awards session and I don't know where you people come up with this stuff! It was even worse when people writing the predictions would say "Psychotic will win Best Member YET AGAIN" when I hadn't even won it once. :laugh:

Still, this is why I always do well in the predictions. I never predict myself to win anything while everyone else predicts me to win about 7. Now you know my secret!

[Levian]

I like how the Psychotic-is-just-gonna-sweep-again joke has resulted in some people actually thinking he's been sweeping all these years. Makes it more fun to add fuel to the fire.

[Psychotic]

I feel like Batman at the end of The Dark Knight. I'm the guy you all blame when you don't win any Ciddies when really I'm the guy who votes for you.

[Linus]

I liked when he fought those ninjas in the Himalayas.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Paul is hawt

[Blue Harvest]

Enjoy your best member Ciddie Hovering Badhaircut. It's going to be mine in six months :bigsmile:

Btw, who were the two people to vote for me in best male? I want names dammit!

[Garnie]

CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THE CIDDIES AGAIN!!!

Congratulations to all those that won! Hope my speeches didn't suck to much!

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Updated the first post with all the results because Award Guy is lazy and I do not want to have to sift through all this nonsense to be reminded that I am now officially about to take Hsuart and Allison on a magic carpet ride.

:yamete:

[Jessweeee♪]

We don't get to see all of the silly nominations for MLT Get Together?

:(

[Tavrobel]

We don't get to see all of the silly nominations for MLT Get Together?

Because we didn't see any nomination tallies at all.

[NeoTifa]

Most Likely to...
To accidentally use their superglue as toothpaste
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: NeoTifa

The Nominees
~*~Celes~*~
Jessweeee?
Levian
NeoTifa
rubah
Rye
smittenkitten

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: NeoTifa
Jiro: NeoTifa
Shiny: Jessweeee♪
Levian: NeoTifa
Demon Dude: Jessweeee♪
Noctiluca: NeoTifa</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: NeoTifa
Sir Lancealot: NeoTifa
rubah: smittenkitten
Tavrobel: Rye
Psychotic: NeoTifa</td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: NeoTifa (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jessweeee♪ (2/11)



I fucking hate you guys. My very first and only ciddie is THIS?!?!?!?! Okay, I hope you know that I am very paranoid about this. I triple check that it is indeed toothpaste I put on my toothbrush. I don't even own superglue!!!!!>=( HONESTLY?! Do you think me that retarded? Do you think so lowly of me? Did you even notice that I've been too sick to log on this past week?! What... the... fuck...

[Lawr]

You don't hate me do you, NeoTifa? :(

[Del Murder]

There should be a Most Likely to Beat Psychotic in an Award that Everyone Predicted Him For.

[qwertysaur]

There should be a Most Likely to Beat Psychotic in an Award that Everyone Predicted Him For.
Psychotic would win that in a landslide. :confused:

[NeoTifa]

I should have been nom nommed for sexiest female and most helpful techie.

[Tavrobel]

I should have been nom nommed for sexiest female and most helpful techie.

lol cool opinion.

[Leeza]

Was there a nominations tally anywhere?
Yes, AG. Didn't you also used to post the actual nominations? :cat:

[Loony BoB]

He left without saying goodbye. :( I'll see what I can put together for everyone later on. Although Mum's coming over tonight so don't expect it in the next 24 hours!

[Jessweeee♪]

Most Likely to...
To accidentally use their superglue as toothpaste
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: NeoTifa

The Nominees
~*~Celes~*~
Jessweeee?
Levian
NeoTifa
rubah
Rye
smittenkitten

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: NeoTifa
Jiro: NeoTifa
Shiny: Jessweeee♪
Levian: NeoTifa
Demon Dude: Jessweeee♪
Noctiluca: NeoTifa</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: NeoTifa
Sir Lancealot: NeoTifa
rubah: smittenkitten
Tavrobel: Rye
Psychotic: NeoTifa</td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: NeoTifa (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jessweeee♪ (2/11)



I smurfing hate you guys. My very first and only ciddie is THIS?!?!?!?! Okay, I hope you know that I am very paranoid about this. I triple check that it is indeed toothpaste I put on my toothbrush. I don't even own superglue!!!!!>=( HONESTLY?! Do you think me that retarded? Do you think so lowly of me? Did you even notice that I've been too sick to log on this past week?! What... the... smurf...

Better you than me :</>D!

[Blue Harvest]

I feel bad for nominating and voting her for that D:

[Aerith's Knight]

Well, you expect people who keep themselves drugged up to be a bit woozy. It could've happened.

[~*~Celes~*~]

You should be proud of getting the retard award! I know I was proud for getting runner-up :D

[Timekeeper]

I smurfing hate you guys. My very first and only ciddie is THIS?!?!?!?! Okay, I hope you know that I am very paranoid about this. I triple check that it is indeed toothpaste I put on my toothbrush. I don't even own superglue!!!!!>=( HONESTLY?! Do you think me that retarded? Do you think so lowly of me? Did you even notice that I've been too sick to log on this past week?! What... the... smurf...

As far as I can tell everyone voted you for this because you didn't want to be voted as this :D

[Old Manus]

I still think I'm the only one who truly understands NeoTifa

[theundeadhero]

Let go of the past.
AG can post noms in a new thread later if he wishes.