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Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 09:24 PM
Really!


1) Best Member
Flying Mullet.......9
Yaridovich..........8
rubah...............7
Rantzien............6
Psychotic...........5
Loony BoB...........4
Goldenboko..........1
RSL.................1

2) Best Male
Yaridovich..........9
Levian..............7
Rantzien............6
Sagensyg............6
Psychotic...........5
Flying Mullet.......4
Blue Harvest........2
RSL.................1

3) Best Female
rubah..............13
Jessweeee♪..........8
Rye.................8
NeoTifa.............4
scrumpleberry.......4
Marshall Banana.....2
Lekana..............1
RSL.................1

4) Best Administrator
Del Murder.........11
Loony BoB..........10
Flying Mullet.......7
ShlupQuack..........7
Kawaii Ryűkishi.....5
Leeza...............5
Cid.................3
crono_logical.......2
Roogle..............1
RSL.................1
Samuraid............1

5) Best Cid's Knight
Rantzien...........10
Psychotic...........9
rubah...............8
Levian..............5
fire_of_avalon......4
eestlinc............1
Hsu.................1
KoShiatar...........1
RSL.................1
theundeadhero.......1
Azar................0
Zeromus_X...........0

6) Best Site Staff
Baloki.............10
Tavrobel............8
Flying Mullet.......7
Momiji..............7
Tama2...............4
eternalshiva........3
RSL.................1
Spatvark............1

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
qwertysaur..........9
Goldenboko..........4
kikimm..............4
Meat Puppet.........4
Miriel..............3
Rye.................3
Agent Proto.........2
Behold the Void.....2
Jojee...............2
Ouch!...............2
BG-57...............1
Big D...............1
black orb...........1
Jess................1
JKTrix..............1
RSL.................1
Necronopticous......0
Raistlin............0

8) Best Veteran
Old Manus..........14
Jessweeee♪.........10
Jiro................8
Shiny...............6
RSL.................1

9) Best Regular
Yaridovich.........18
scrumpleberry......12
Caraliz.............6
Laddy...............3
RSL.................1

10) Best Newbie
Rebellious Eagle...16
Blue Harvest.......11
trancekuja..........8
Mini Tidus..........4
RSL.................1

11) Nicest Member
rubah..............12
Leeza..............11
qwertysaur.........10
Jiro................7
Rantzien............6
RSL.................1

12) Evilest Member
Bunny..............17
Leeza...............6
Del Murder..........4
Tavrobel............4
Kawaii Ryűkishi.....3
scrumpleberry.......3
Psychotic...........2
RSL.................1

13. Cutest/Sexiest Male
Breine.............12
Levian..............9
Pureghetto..........9
Clouded Sky.........5
Loony BoB...........1
Noctiluca...........1
RSL.................1

14. Cutest/Sexiest Female
smittenkitten.......9
rubah...............8
Marshall Banana.....7
Zeldy...............5
Jessweeee♪..........4
Rye.................4
Akaria..............1
RSL.................1

15. Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/122587-eoff-sims-2-last-sim-standing-interactive-thread-o-woo-hoo.html ......................17
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/124115-come-my-love-now-more-thunderdome-bye-boys.html ......................9
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/124753-font-color-ff9900-b-shrine-bobness-b-font.html ......................8
RSL.......................1

16. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2617212-post124.html ......................8
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2613319-post1.html ......................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2653656-post18.html ......................6
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2646816-post20.html ......................5
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2662519-post524.html ......................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2668112-post2.html ......................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2669723-post30.html ......................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670760-post651.html ......................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2655758-post26.html ......................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2669453-post15.html ......................1
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670618-post31.html ......................1
RSL.......................1
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670247-post13.html ......................0
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2672507-post1.html ......................0

17) Best Custom Rank
Noctiluca..........10
Del Murder..........9
scrumpleberry.......9
Old Manus...........7
Denmark.............5
rubah...............4
RSL.................1

18) Best Avatar
Sagensyg...........15
Leeza..............13
Rantzien............8
Del Murder..........4
RSL.................1

19) Best Signature
Psychotic..........12
Jessweeee♪.........11
Sagensyg............8
scrumpleberry.......2
RSL.................1

20) Best Artist
black orb..........12
Pete for President..8
scrumpleberry.......6
Rocket Edge.........3
Nominus Experse.....2
Omecle..............2
RSL.................1

21. Best Writer
Ouch!..............14
Moon Rabbits.......10
Polaris.............5
RSL.................1

22. Best Poster
Rantzien...........11
Big D..............10
Psychotic..........10
Rye.................7
RSL.................1

23. Best Spammer
Quin...............14
Baloki.............13
Old Manus..........13
Demon Dude.........11
RSL.................1

24. Best Chatter
rubah..............11
Shorty..............7
Pureghetto..........6
Roogle..............6
Sagensyg............5
RSL.................1

25. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien...........13
Noctiluca...........7
Shiny...............6
Evastio.............5
Tempest.............4
RSL.................1

26. Funniest Member
Psychotic..........12
DK..................9
Quin................6
blackmage_nuke......5
Levian..............3
Old Manus...........3
RSL.................1
Del Murder..........0

27. Weirdest Member
Laddy..............10
Evastio.............9
NeoTifa.............7
Blue Harvest........4
Pureghetto..........4
Psychotic...........3
RSL.................1

28. Horniest Member
Blue Harvest.......12
Leeza...............8
Rye.................8
NeoTifa.............5
Pureghetto..........4
Sagensyg............2
RSL.................1

29. Wussiest Member
Momiji.............10
Goldenboko..........8
Psychotic...........7
Cuchulainn..........5
Evastio.............5
Noctiluca...........2
RSL.................1

30. Hardest Member
theundeadhero......11
Bunny...............7
Loony BoB...........6
Psychotic...........4
Pureghetto..........4
Ouch!...............3
I'm my own MILF.....2
Momiji..............2
RSL.................1

31. Most Outspoken Member
I'm my own MILF....18
Pureghetto..........8
Del Murder..........5
Rye.................5
Quin................3
RSL.................1

32. Most Serious Member
Evastio............12
Nominus Experse.....6
Kawaii Ryűkishi.....5
Leeza...............5
Roogle..............5
NeoTifa.............4
RSL.................1

33. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke.....13
Jiro...............11
qwertysaur..........7
Baloki..............6
RSL.................1

34. Most Improved Member
Demon Dude.........13
Jiro...............10
Momiji..............8
NeoTifa.............7
RSL.................1

35) Most Missed Member
Roto13.............14
Miriel.............11
RSL.................9
Owen Macwere........4
RSL.................1

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix.............14
Wolf Kanno..........9
I'm my own MILF.....7
Momiji..............4
RSL.................1

37) Most Helpful Gamer
BG-57..............12
JKTrix.............10
Kawaii Ryűkishi.....8
Vivi22..............5
RSL.................1

38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O................16
Flying Mullet.......8
crono_logical.......7
Samuraid............6
RSL.................1

39) Most Helpful Member
Leeza..............11
rubah..............10
Hsu.................9
o_O.................9
RSL.................1

40) Cutest Couple
Hsu & rubah.........................16
Loony BoB & smittenkitten...........10
Del Murder & Miriel..................5
I'm my own MILF & Rye................5
RSL & RSL's hat......................1


Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight
Heath..............11
qwertysaur.........10
Jessweeee♪..........5
Rye.................5
scrumpleberry.......5
Ouch!...............2
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
42) Get Banned
Baloki.............14
Aerith's Knight....10
Demon Dude.........10
Pureghetto..........4
RSL.................1
Vivi22..............1

Most Likely To...
43. Become Former Staff
Baloki..............9
Azar................8
KoShiatar...........7
eestlinc............5
fire_of_avalon......4
Loony BoB...........3
Momiji..............2
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
44. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Jiro...............17
Rebellious Eagle...15
Caraliz.............8
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
45. Be a banned member's second account
Demon Dude.........15
^OmegaShot^........11
Blue Harvest........4
Evastio.............4
Baloki..............3
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
46. Start a revolution
Baloki.............14
WarrenW............12
Loony BoB...........8
I'm my own MILF.....5
Aerith's Knight.....4
Goldenboko..........1
NeoTifa.............1
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
47. To accidentally use their superglue as toothpaste
NeoTifa............11
~*~Celes~*~........10
Jessweeee♪..........6
Levian..............5
smittenkitten.......3
rubah...............2
Rye.................2
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
48. Win a Reality TV Talent Competion Thing
Laddy..............14
Levian.............10
Caraliz.............6
qwertysaur..........4
smittenkitten.......4
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
49. Be Simon Cowell
Bunny..............12
Del Murder..........7
Kawaii Ryűkishi.....6
Tavrobel............6
Blue Harvest........3
Leeza...............3
I'm my own MILF.....1
RSL.................1

Most Likely To...
50) Get Together
Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah........16
Roogle & Yaridovich..................9
Marshall Banana & Rye................8
DK & ~*~Celes~*~.....................5
RSL & רסל's yarmulke.................1


1. rubah..................107 (5 Ciddies)
2. Baloki..................69 (4 Ciddies)
2. Psychotic...............69 (2 Ciddies)
4. Leeza...................62 (1 Ciddie)
5. Rantzien................60 (2 Ciddies)
6. RSL.....................59
7. Rye.....................55
8. Jiro....................53 (1 Ciddie)
9. Demon Dude..............49 (2 Ciddies)
10. Del Murder.............45 (1 Ciddie)
11. Jessweeee♪.............44
11. Yaridovich.............44 (2 Ciddies)
13. Kawaii Ryűkishi........43 (1 Ciddie)
14. Hsu....................42 (2 Ciddies)
14. Loony BoB..............42
16. scrumpleberry..........41
17. qwertysaur.............40 (1 Ciddie)
18. Levian.................39
18. NeoTifa................39 (1 Ciddie)
18. Pureghetto.............39
21. I'm my own MILF........38 (1 Ciddie)
22. Old Manus..............37 (1 Ciddie)
23. Blue Harvest...........36 (1 Ciddie)
23. Bunny..................36 (2 Ciddies)
23. Sagensyg...............36 (1 Ciddie)
26. Evastio................35 (1 Ciddie)
26. Flying Mullet..........35 (1 Ciddie & 1 Highwind Award)
28. Momiji.................33 (1 Ciddie)
29. Rebellious Eagle.......31 (1 Ciddie)
30. Laddy..................27 (2 Ciddies)
31. smittenkitten..........26 (1 Ciddie)
32. JKTrix.................25 (1 Ciddie)
32. o_O....................25 (1 Ciddie)
34. Quin...................23 (1 Ciddie)
35. Ouch!..................21 (1 Ciddie)
35. Roogle.................21
37. Caraliz................20
37. Noctiluca..............20 (1 Ciddie)
39. Miriel.................19
40. blackmage_nuke.........18 (1 Ciddie)
40. Tavrobel...............18 (1 Highwind Award)
42. Marshall Banana........17
43. ~*~Celes~*~............15
44. Aerith's Knight........14
44. DK.....................14
44. Goldenboko.............14
44. Roto13.................14 (1 Ciddie)
48. BG-57..................13 (1 Ciddie)
48. black orb..............13 (1 Ciddie)
50. Breine.................12 (1 Ciddie)
50. Shiny..................12
50. theundeadhero..........12 (1 Ciddie)
50. WarrenW................12
54. ^OmegaShot^............11
54. Big D..................11
54. Heath..................11 (1 Ciddie)
57. Moon Rabbits...........10
58. crono_logical...........9
58. Wolf Kanno..............9
60. Azar....................8
60. fire_of_avalon..........8
60. KoShiatar...............8
60. Nominus Experse.........8
60. Pete for President......8
60. trancekuja..............8
66. Samuraid................7
66. ShlupQuack..............7
66. Shorty..................7
69. eestlinc................6
69. Vivi22..................6
71. Clouded Sky.............5
71. Cuchulainn..............5
71. Denmark.................5
71. Polaris.................5
71. Zeldy...................5
76. kikimm..................4
76. Meat Puppet.............4
76. Mini Tidus..............4
76. Owen Macwere............4
76. Tama2...................4
76. Tempest.................4
82. Cid.....................3
82. eternalshiva............3
82. Rocket Edge.............3
85. Agent Proto.............2
85. Behold the Void.........2
85. Jojee...................2
85. Omecle..................2
89. Akaria..................1
89. Jess....................1
89. Lekana..................1
89. Spatvark................1
89. The yarmulke of ??*.....1

* 89. The yarmulke of רסל


Note: Does not include votes for Best Thread/Post.

LunarWeaver
06-20-2009, 09:24 PM
Let the good times roll.

demondude
06-20-2009, 09:25 PM
woo!

EDIT: Damn you. :p

Rye
06-20-2009, 09:25 PM
Poor Manus.

rubah
06-20-2009, 09:25 PM
laissez les bons temps rouler!

Baloki
06-20-2009, 09:25 PM
*tasers AG*

FASTER!

~*~Celes~*~
06-20-2009, 09:25 PM
:excited:

Shiny
06-20-2009, 09:25 PM
Let's get it poppin'!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 09:26 PM
Most Likely to...
Get Together
Last winner: Evastio & Himself
Nomination Leader: Marshall Banana & Rye

The Nominees
DK & ~*~Celes~*~
Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah
Marshall Banana & Rye
Roogle & Yaridovich

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah
Jiro: Marshall Banana & Rye
Shiny: Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah
Levian: Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah
Demon Dude: Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah
Noctiluca: Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah
Sir Lancealot: Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah
rubah: Marshall Banan & Rye
Tavrobel: Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah
Psychotic: Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah (9/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Marshall Banana & Rye (2/11)

scrumpleberry
06-20-2009, 09:26 PM
Manus I failed you ;; i'm so sorry

demondude
06-20-2009, 09:26 PM
Threesome gogogogo~

LunarWeaver
06-20-2009, 09:27 PM
I feel like I ruined Christmas.

Rye
06-20-2009, 09:28 PM
Celes x DK for life.

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 09:28 PM
Why do we have this award? Does anyone really take it seriously? Just look a the list of nominees. DK & Kari. Hsu, Kishi & Rubah. Monda & Rye. Roogle & Yars. Not a serious pairing there at all, unless you count the threesome. I mean come on guys, we all want Monda and Rye to become a lesbian couple but it's just not going to happen because dreams do not come true. At least last year Duckie and I were up for this and we even had a (slight) chance of becoming a real couple. Goddamn I miss her. Did anyone happen to get her number before she left because I lost it. But I digress. If we're going to make a mockery of this award we should at least do it right. Next time I expect to see outlandish pairings such as Dolentrean and his ego. Or PG and his right hand. Or Monda and a strawberry. Or Momiji and Tavrobel. This has so much potential to be hilarious, but this time I find it lacking. Why am I even writing this speech? Ah fuck it, over to AG for the result.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 09:30 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah



Most Likely To...
50) Get Together
Hsu, Kawaii Ryűkishi & rubah........16
Roogle & Yaridovich..................9
Marshall Banana & Rye................8
DK & ~*~Celes~*~.....................5
RSL & רסל's yarmulke.................1

demondude
06-20-2009, 09:31 PM
wheyyyy!

~*~Celes~*~
06-20-2009, 09:31 PM
Celes x DK for life.

:aimkiss:

i'm a fan of rye/marshall banana myself! so hawt :drool::drool:

Baloki
06-20-2009, 09:32 PM
Woot, well done Rubahars!

rubah
06-20-2009, 09:33 PM
:jokey:

:doublecolbert::yamete::doublecolbert:

:jokey:

Rye
06-20-2009, 09:34 PM
DK's heart and loins ache.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 09:34 PM
Most Likely to...
Be Simon Cowell
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Del Murder

The Nominees
Blue Harvest
Bunny
Del Murder
I'm my own MILF
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Tavrobel

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Tavrobel
Jiro: Del Murder
Shiny: Bunny
Levian: Kawaii Ryűkishi
Demon Dude: Bunny
Noctiluca: Bunny</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Tavrobel
Sir Lancealot: Tavrobel
rubah: Blue Harvest
Tavrobel: Bunny
Psychotic: Del Murder</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Bunny (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Evastio (3/11)

demondude
06-20-2009, 09:35 PM
:spin:

Baloki
06-20-2009, 09:35 PM
This award sucks :(

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 09:35 PM
I should win this based solely on sharing his first name.

Rye
06-20-2009, 09:36 PM
Bunny, my best friend. :bigsmile:

rubah
06-20-2009, 09:36 PM
Blue Harvest only makes sense as his na. . .
*sniped*

Shiny
06-20-2009, 09:36 PM
BUNNY FURY (Not FURRY)

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 09:36 PM
I can see Del Murder wearing his pants up high.

Leeza
06-20-2009, 09:36 PM
You suck, Baloki. :)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 09:36 PM
Simon Cowell. Between the X-Factor and...loads of other shows, Simon Cowell is a professional ass.

http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr171/btedstrom/BLTAIJudges/simon_182x249.jpg

Mr. Cowell is such a charming and benevolent man, he shall be honored with the Award Of Excellence That Somewhat Reminds Us Of Simon Cowell. Most Likely To Be Simon Cowell for short.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j316/gollygeez/cowell.jpg

Oh, Mr. Cowell. Why so sad? Today is your day! Wait, did your buddy Gordon Ramsey take Paula Abdul away?

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d108/bronx2/cowell.jpg

Oh wait...human emotion is irrelevant to Mr. Cowell, much like the previously nominated members. Who will make Mr. Cowell proud and take home to the glory?
http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l449/allybaby2479/thsimon_cowell.jpg

The award for Most Likely To Be Simon Cowell is...

Baloki
06-20-2009, 09:37 PM
You suck, Baloki. :)

For you Lezza, anything <3

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 09:37 PM
:ciddie:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 09:38 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Bunny



Most Likely To...
49. Be Simon Cowell
Bunny..............12
Del Murder..........7
Kawaii Ryűkishi.....6
Tavrobel............6
Blue Harvest........3
Leeza...............3
I'm my own MILF.....1
RSL.................1

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 09:38 PM
I hate you all.

demondude
06-20-2009, 09:38 PM
WOO!

That's also two predictions. ;D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 09:39 PM
Most Likely to...
Win a Reality TV Talent Competion Thing
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Laddy

The Nominees
Caraliz
Laddy
Levian
qwertysaur
smittenkitten

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Laddy
Jiro: Laddy
Shiny: Levian
Levian: Laddy
Demon Dude: Laddy
Noctiluca: Laddy</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Laddy
Sir Lancealot: Laddy
rubah: Laddy
Tavrobel: Laddy
Psychotic: Laddy</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Laddy (10/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Levian (1/11)"

Laddy
06-20-2009, 09:39 PM
Whoo!

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 09:40 PM
If Laddy hasn't won I'll eat my hat.

Rye
06-20-2009, 09:40 PM
Levian's Best Hits!

I can see your boobies!

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 09:40 PM
If I win this I'll die laughing xD

demondude
06-20-2009, 09:40 PM
Woah, quick. This award's obvious. :D

rubah
06-20-2009, 09:40 PM
GO LADDY!

Laddy
06-20-2009, 09:41 PM
Thank you all.

Shiny
06-20-2009, 09:41 PM
I am the only shmuck (sp?) that predicted Levian, so come on Lev!

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 09:41 PM
If I win this I'll die laughing xD
In that case, go qwerty. Saves on me having to hire an assassin.

demondude
06-20-2009, 09:43 PM
Awesome speech. :D

Rantz
06-20-2009, 09:43 PM
Welcome to the audience and a big welcome to you viewers at home. It's time for the finals, yes, the FINAL FINALS, of the show we call EoFF's Got Talent! Please sit back and enjoy the show as we present you with the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the frosting on the cake: our five finalists! Throughout the competition they have proven to be the best at what they do, and give us one hell of a show in doing so. They are!

<h2>Caraliz - The dancer</h2><img src="http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/3460/dancerh.jpg" width="277" height="375" /><p>Don't let the image fool you; when Caraliz gets to dancing, she'll be popping, locking and krumping like you've never seen it done before. She'll move in ways thought impossible with regards to human anatomy, she'll shake the traditionalists out of their seats and amaze everybody else. Artemis would be proud.</p>

<h2>Laddy - The singer</h2><img src="http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2442/retrosingerthumb1271178.jpg" /><p>Perpetually in the spotlight, Laddy gets the undivided attention of the audience by smoothly brushing his goldy locks and fluttering his eyelashes. If you haven't swooned at this point, wait until he starts singing. This lad has a most divine voice, but most of all, he has the sparkling aura of Apollo himself and will brighten up any situation he's seen in.</p>

<h2>Levian - The magician</h2><img src="http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4691/10266649amagicianstrick.jpg" /><p>Just watch him do his tricks. Top hat, tailcoat and a stunning smile to top it off, this man has unbelievably many aces up his sleeve. Watch him pull cods out of his hat, eat doves, and saw women in half for real and getting away with it. With a great attitude and more talents than Zeus could count, Levian is surely a worthy finalist. Although admittedly, I'm not quite sure about the mathematical aptitude of the Greek pantheon. Nevermind that!</p>

<h2>qwertysaur - The ventriloquist</h2><img src="http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8273/ventriloquist.jpg" width="267" height="375" /><p>When he walks onstage, the crowd is unsure. Who is this little jew? What's he going to do? But when qwertysaur starts doing his thing, his talent is unquestionably extraordinary. The audience cheers and can't get enough of him! Often one to let one of his many mascots speak for him, this doesn't make him two-faced. On the contrary, qwerty is an honest person who can always be counted on. If Laddy has a divine voice, by Hermes, this young man has two!</p>

<h2>smittenkitten - The dompteuse</h2><img src="http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6707/liontamer.jpg" width="375" height="375" /><p>Indubitably an incarnation of Demeter herself, smittenkitten appears as tame and harmless as she is comely. You need however only take a look at the beasts she faces without blinking to know that she can reverse the roles at will, instantly becoming a ferocious feline, rendering her partner a tame, harmless kitten. All shall love her--and despair.</p>

Now, fellow members, it is time for the big revelation. Who is the biggest talent of them all? Who will make us tremble in our seats? Who, do you think, is EoFF's next big thing? I, for one, am shaking in my shoes with excitement! Spill the beans, Award Guy!

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 09:43 PM
If I win this I'll die laughing xD
In that case, go qwerty. Saves on me having to hire an assassin.
:shifty:

Laddy
06-20-2009, 09:43 PM
I do love to sing!

*crosses fingers*

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 09:44 PM
Lol twice posted speech.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 09:44 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Laddy



Most Likely To...
48. Win a Reality TV Talent Competion Thing
Laddy..............14
Levian.............10
Caraliz.............6
qwertysaur..........4
smittenkitten.......4
RSL.................1

rubah
06-20-2009, 09:45 PM
the speech so nice it had to be posted twice :)

GO LADDY!

(also yay levia!)

Laddy
06-20-2009, 09:45 PM
HOLY :bou::bou::bou::bou:! I won! Thank you all!

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 09:46 PM
Well done Laddy.

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 09:46 PM
Well you won but don't think I'll forgive you for double posting any time soon. :colbert:

demondude
06-20-2009, 09:46 PM
Closer than I thought! Good one.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 09:46 PM
Most Likely to...
To accidentally use their superglue as toothpaste
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: NeoTifa

The Nominees
~*~Celes~*~
Jessweeee?
Levian
NeoTifa
rubah
Rye
smittenkitten

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: NeoTifa
Jiro: NeoTifa
Shiny: Jessweeee♪
Levian: NeoTifa
Demon Dude: Jessweeee♪
Noctiluca: NeoTifa</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: NeoTifa
Sir Lancealot: NeoTifa
rubah: smittenkitten
Tavrobel: Rye
Psychotic: NeoTifa</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: NeoTifa (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jessweeee♪ (2/11)

Laddy
06-20-2009, 09:47 PM
Thanks! Oh, and Psy, I removed the post.

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 09:47 PM
Weee♪

Mister Adequate
06-20-2009, 09:49 PM
I dunno what's better here. That all but Levian are female, or that Levian is the only male on this list.

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 09:50 PM
Go Erica!

Rebellious Eagle
06-20-2009, 09:50 PM
Good Lord, how long do these take to announce?

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 09:50 PM
Thanks! Oh, and Psy, I removed the post.But you can't remove it from my memory. :cry:

I agree with MILF intensely.

demondude
06-20-2009, 09:50 PM
The tension ...

Del Murder
06-20-2009, 09:50 PM
My goal this year is to beat Psychotic in predictions. We are tied so far!

rubah
06-20-2009, 09:50 PM
Good Lord, how long do these take to announce?

They're going too fast ;.;

demondude
06-20-2009, 09:51 PM
Good Lord, how long do these take to announce?

They're done quickly. =o

Laddy
06-20-2009, 09:51 PM
Fine.

I vote for Psychotic. I would create a speech on how it is purely strategic, but this time, it's entirely personal.

Peegee
06-20-2009, 09:51 PM
I woke up from my drunken stupor just in time!

Ouch!
06-20-2009, 09:52 PM
Apparently I'm doing this!

Once again, ladies and gentlemen of Eyes on Final Fantasy, I come before you to introduce those among us who lack a certain thing we like to call common sense. It should come as no surprise that many of the nominees for this category are, in fact, the very same who we thought might attempt to plant a cheerio in hopes of growing a doughnut (on that note, through personal experimentation, I've decided that watering with chocolate milk is most effective). I said of the last group that it takes a special sort of person to participate in such folly, and the same holds true of this new batch of individuals.

Unfortunately, this time Jess hasn't been nominated so I can't poke fun at her horrific geography, and I'm much too lazy (my old man insists that I use the word unmotivated now) to PM any of the nominees to attempt to gather any amusing anecdotes demonstrating their absent mindedness to fill the void.

Anyway, let's skip the idle chit-chat and move straight into the introductions. What concerns me most about this group of individuals is that they might potentially keep super glue in their bathrooms as if its some kind of hardware store. Mine, personally, is more akin to a pharmacy.

Our first nominee is ~*~Celes~*~. I would like to note that she has not paid any heed to my criticism regarding tildes and asterisks.

Next we have Jessweee?. This young lady is a constant source of ire due to the way the damned music note messes with my text documents when I'm tallying votes for the Screen Name Competition. Seriously, it's obnoxious.

Our third nominee is Levian, the lone source of testosterone (hardly noticeable, really) in the group. Interesting tidbit: did you know that Levian has to use a step-stool to see himself in the mirror when he brushes his teeth?

Fourth, we have NeoTifa. She claims that because she's so nervous about this type of event happening, she triple checks the toothpaste before proceeding. This type of paranoia clearly indicates previous experience with such an issue.

The fifth nominee is rubah. She's an engineering major. I suppose that means she might have hammers or something in her bathroom, so super glue isn't a stretch.

Next is Rye, whose life goal is apparently to be a horse buggerer.

Our last nominee, smittenkitten. I've recently learned of some confusion involving a kittens and bonzai trees. Given that she has a pet kitten now (and it's freaking adorable), I think it's safe to assume she's figured out they don't grow on trees.

So there you have our nominees: a right bunch of lovely people who are one toy short of a Happy Meal. Standby for results, fellow EoFFers. I'm going to go triple-check my toothpaste tube.

Laddy
06-20-2009, 09:52 PM
Yay for PG! *claps*

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 09:52 PM
My goal this year is to beat Psychotic in predictions. We are tied so far!You're out of your depth, Murder!

Rye
06-20-2009, 09:53 PM
Horse Buggerer. xD

scrumpleberry
06-20-2009, 09:54 PM
Good Lord, how long do these take to announce?

It's more fun this way :[

As a writer, you should have appreciation of the use of pause and dramatic tension!

Del Murder
06-20-2009, 09:54 PM
My goal this year is to beat Psychotic in predictions. We are tied so far!You're out of your depth, Murder!
Same for you too, really.

Laddy
06-20-2009, 09:54 PM
Great speech, Ouch!

Mister Adequate
06-20-2009, 09:54 PM
Good Lord, how long do these take to announce?

They're going too fast ;.;

This is the first time they have ever gone at a decent speed. Keep it up AG.

~*~Celes~*~
06-20-2009, 09:55 PM
I want to win the ditzy award! :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 09:55 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
NeoTifa



Most Likely To...
47. To accidentally use their superglue as toothpaste
NeoTifa............11
~*~Celes~*~........10
Jessweeee♪..........6
Levian..............5
smittenkitten.......3
rubah...............2
Rye.................2
RSL.................1

Laddy
06-20-2009, 09:56 PM
Woah, close! =o Congrats, NeoTifa!

demondude
06-20-2009, 09:56 PM
And another prediction. :D

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 09:57 PM
NeoTifa won't be very happy about this xD

~*~Celes~*~
06-20-2009, 09:57 PM
haha, i got second place, woo! xD

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 09:57 PM
:bounce:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 09:58 PM
Most Likely to...
Start a revolution
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Baloki & Loony BoB

The Nominees
Aerith's Knight
Baloki
Goldenboko
I'm my own MILF
Loony BoB
NeoTifa
WarrenW

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Loony BoB
Jiro: Baloki
Shiny: Baloki
Levian: WarrenW
Demon Dude: WarrenW
Noctiluca: Loony BoB</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Baloki
Sir Lancealot: Loony BoB
rubah: WarrenW
Tavrobel: Baloki
Psychotic: Loony BoB</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Baloki & Loony BoB (4/11)

scrumpleberry
06-20-2009, 09:59 PM
Speech approval!

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 09:59 PM
Go WarrenW!

Rebellious Eagle
06-20-2009, 09:59 PM
I'm surprised I didn't get nominated for that. Haha...ha...well, it was funny to me. :|

Shiny
06-20-2009, 09:59 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/Flags.gif

Most Likely to Start a Revolution

Ho Chi Minh: Like the wiki says, Aerith's Knight is known by all, yet tolerated by some. He also fought against other renown Mafia players-- often playing on the side of the big bad Northern Vietnamese scum. Even though he is utterly scolded almost everyday, you can still find a shrine of his head in what was once known as Saigon.

Nelson Mandela: The misunderstood and perhaps misguided rebel, Baloki, who maybe sort of might have African in him, is known for spamming the boards with a barrage of threads full of play on words. For all his life, he has been shunned due to his love for Furries and dislike for anti-apartheid society. His account was banned and he was forced to live in a caged world of damnation until he was unbanned by the overlords and the South African president, F.W. de Klerk. However, Baloki continues to state that the CK's are Shinra to this day.

Joseph Stalin: After realizing that gold was not the new black, Goldenboko sought to reform the EoFF wiki; which had been greatly outdated for years. When many teased him for caring too much, he just went ahead and did the dirty work with the help of members like Momiji a.k.a. Vladimir Lenin.

Karl Marx: Much like Baloki, I'm my Ow MILF has stated that the "EoFF staff are Shinra". He has also been known to debate against communism/socialism; claiming that capitalism is far superior. Little did most know that this was all a carefully crafted disguise. His true identity is that of the recently resurrected, Karl Marx, the revolutionary creator of communism.

George Washington: As one of the Founding Fathers of Eyes on Final Fantasy, LoonyBoB has recently led approximately 100 EoFFers away from their homesteads. He was fed up with the frequent database errors and taxation without representation, so he sought to rally his own rebel troops who's gain is to post commentary on various video games on the front site. This was a drastic change for some of the EoFFers who had grown accustomed to Final Fantasy news related updates. In present day, he still leads the omgmygame militia of bloggers, gamers, and intersexuals.

Joan of Arc: NeoTifa heard the voices in her head! They told her to make a thread about "Why Dick > EoFF". It was God (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/god.html), the wise supreme being, who wanted her to carry on the duty of mercilessly condeming the likes of Star Wars and World of Warcraft fanboys/girls alike. Other members of the online community followed suit with bold acclaims of, "anime is smurfing terrible" and "Obama out". After the mayhem had subdued, she carried on posting about male genitalia all in God's name.

Che Guevara: Warren "Che" Wong is often found comfortably siting in his fancy leather armchair while smoking Cuban's finest--all of which was paid by the loyal members (and advertisers) who populate this Executive's site on a daily basis. After SPDude stepped off the thrown, WarrenW and his trusted sidekick, Michael Castro decided to invest. It couldn't have been a smarter move seeing as how he now owns one of the largest Final Fantasy sites on the internet and all of our souls.

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:00 PM
Best speech yet. :D

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:01 PM
awesome speech!

Rye
06-20-2009, 10:01 PM
mmmm shiny u dun did it

Go WarrenW!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:02 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Baloki



Most Likely To...
46. Start a revolution
Baloki.............14
WarrenW............12
Loony BoB...........8
I'm my own MILF.....5
Aerith's Knight.....4
Goldenboko..........1
NeoTifa.............1
RSL.................1

Del Murder
06-20-2009, 10:02 PM
And Murder takes the lead.

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:02 PM
*Claps* Furry revolution. D:

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:03 PM
*dances*

Mister Adequate
06-20-2009, 10:03 PM
WHOOOOO TOLLLLD YOUUUU!

ps: grats bloky

Rantz
06-20-2009, 10:03 PM
Hurrrr lovely speech, Tanuja.

Rye
06-20-2009, 10:03 PM
WarrenW weeps in agony. Good job Baloki Potter!

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 10:03 PM
And Murder takes the lead.Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rocky.

This outcome is frightening.

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:03 PM
furvolution~~~~~~~~

*teaches in schools*

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:03 PM
How the fuck? BoB's already started the revolution. Long live OMGmygame!

Shiny
06-20-2009, 10:04 PM
rubah is Hitler.

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:04 PM
I revolted wayyyy before it became popular!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:05 PM
Most Likely to...
Be a banned member's second account
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Baloki

The Nominees
^OmegaShot^
Baloki
Blue Harvest
Demon Dude
Evastio

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: ^OmegaShot^
Jiro: ^OmegaShot^
Shiny: Demon Dude
Levian: ^OmegaShot^
Demon Dude: ^OmegaShot^
Noctiluca: Demon Dude</td><td width=""50%"">Del Murder: Demon Dude
Sir Lancealot: Demon Dude
rubah: Demon Dude
Tavrobel: ^OmegaShot^
Psychotic: Demon Dude</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Demon Dude (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: ^OmegaShot^ (4/11)

Rye
06-20-2009, 10:05 PM
Woooo! ^OmegaShot^

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:05 PM
D:

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:06 PM
DOUBLE Ds

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:06 PM
I didn't get a single prediction for this ;_;

Del Murder
06-20-2009, 10:06 PM
I'd be surprised if DD didn't win this one by at least 8 votes.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:06 PM
45) Be a banned member's second account

http://ownedirl.com/magic/banhammer.jpg

There's plenty of reasons why people are banned. They could be a troll, they could have posted porn, they could have just become an asshole after a noticeable change in personality after a certain amount of years. Now of course, that isn't to say that people who start as a jerk will be spared from the glorious banhammer.

But there's something even more to be said about people who get banned and come back. EoFF is such a magnetic place full of vibrant personalities and thoughtful conversation, that people just can't stop themselves from being attracted to the allure (*snicker* yeah, really *snicker*). As it turns out, insulting someone on the internet is always met with retaliatory and escalating force; indeed, paired reactions are not always equal, nor opposite.

Enter the second account: man's way of fighting the oppressive regime of the internet-ass-kicking in an attempt to aggravate those in charge some more. But to be truly exceptional, you've got to be able to stick around this time, only because of the graceful amusement of the regulatory elite. Yeah, you never really got away with it in the first place.

So, EoFF, I wonder who has acted like one the best in the last six months? For all we know, we might be onto something.

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:06 PM
DEMON DUDE IS DEVIL MAN

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:07 PM
Go Baloki, you can do this :D!

KentaRawr!
06-20-2009, 10:07 PM
The suspense kills me!

Mister Adequate
06-20-2009, 10:07 PM
Woooo! ^OmegaShot^

Gogogog RotOmega13

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:07 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Demon Dude



Most Likely To...
45. Be a banned member's second account
Demon Dude.........15
^OmegaShot^........11
Blue Harvest........4
Evastio.............4
Baloki..............3
RSL.................1

Shiny
06-20-2009, 10:08 PM
I predicted Omega Shot not Demon Dude!

EDIT: Nevermind...I predicted Demon Dude, yes. :shifty:

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:08 PM
DEVILL MAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! :mad2: What has he done?

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 10:08 PM
Can I ban him for being Devil Man now please? :excited:

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:08 PM
:bigsmile:

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:08 PM
Aww dang, didn't win :(

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:08 PM
Most Likely to...
Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Last winner: scrumpleberry
Nomination Leader: Rebellious Eagle

The Nominees
Caraliz
Jiro
Rebellious Eagle

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Caraliz
Jiro: Jiro
Shiny: Rebellious Eagle
Levian: Jiro
Demon Dude: Jiro
Noctiluca: Rebellious Eagle</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Jiro
Sir Lancealot: Jiro
rubah: Rebellious Eagle
Tavrobel: Jiro
Psychotic: Jiro</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Jiro (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rebellious Eagle (3/11)

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:09 PM
Jiro ftw.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:09 PM
44) Win a Ciddie for the very first time

:ciddie:

A man's head on stop of a statue! The collection of pixels representing virtual prestige and power! Many have quests for this reward of might, and many have failed. Many have also succeeded, even multiple times. This is the mightiest badge of courage of all: the quantification of wasted effort. That puts it one step below a degree given in the Liberal Arts. Cool.

But even if it's not exactly related to any real sense of honor, one could suppose that nothing is worth it, because, you know, people tend to die. So might as well give them like, three seconds of celebration, right? Right, goddamnit.

To receive one is something like out of the blue: you just never expect it, and when you do, there's a large, bright light shining down on you, and the virtual congratulations of the adoring and captivated masses sheeple. At least, you can say you're one step above people who haven't gotten one, but don't let the success to to your head, because, let's face it, you're either still standing on the ground, or you're still sitting in your chair.

http://thetrendsetter.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/balloons.gif

So, EoFF, who gets to put a pillow under their ass for the first time for reasons other than a lack of natural cushioning?

Rye
06-20-2009, 10:10 PM
Go go Jiro! :jess:

Mister Adequate
06-20-2009, 10:10 PM
Can I ban him for being Devil Man now please? :excited:

Do it!

JIRO FTW

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:10 PM
Come on Jiro!

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:10 PM
GO GO RE RANGER

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:10 PM
Don't. :(

Shiny
06-20-2009, 10:11 PM
Old man Tavy!

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:11 PM
I'm not even nommed for writing miss grumpy pants.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:12 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Jiro



Most Likely To...
44. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Jiro...............17
Rebellious Eagle...15
Caraliz.............8
RSL.................1

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:12 PM
Awesome.

Rye
06-20-2009, 10:12 PM
Yay! Go Jiro!

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:12 PM
Yay Jiro!

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 10:13 PM
Jiro is our hero.

~*~Celes~*~
06-20-2009, 10:13 PM
*swoons over Jiro*

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:13 PM
wow, that was close!

congrats jiro:)

Laddy
06-20-2009, 10:13 PM
Ciddied for you!

scrumpleberry
06-20-2009, 10:13 PM
Great stuff! :up:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:13 PM
Most Likely to...
Become Former Staff
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Azar

The Nominees
Azar
Baloki
eestlinc
fire_of_avalon
KoShiatar
Loony BoB
Momiji

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: eestlinc
Jiro: Baloki
Shiny: eestlinc
Levian: eestlinc
Demon Dude: Baloki
Noctiluca: Baloki</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: eestlinc
Sir Lancealot: eestlinc
rubah: KoShiatar
Tavrobel: eestlinc
Psychotic: eestlinc</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: eestlinc (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Baloki (3/11)

smittenkitten
06-20-2009, 10:14 PM
Congratulations!

Rebellious Eagle
06-20-2009, 10:14 PM
Too bad for me. Good job, Jiro!

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:14 PM
Balokiiiii.

Also, any prediction updates?

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:15 PM
Don't worry Eagle, you've got Best Newbie in the bag.

Leeza
06-20-2009, 10:15 PM
Good Lord, how long do these take to announce?

They're done quickly. =o
I agree. I'm kind of missing the long drawn out posting and the anticipation from before.

All good winners so far. ;)

Laddy
06-20-2009, 10:16 PM
YAAAAY!

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:16 PM
CIDDIES EXCLUSIVE CHAT EVENT

If anyone wants to hear the finalists before the winners are announced, just mosey on over to #eoff
Chat - Eyes on Final Fantasy - Largest Final Fantasy Resource Online (http://www.eyesonff.com/chat/)

~*~Celes~*~
06-20-2009, 10:17 PM
DK will you still marry me? :(

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:17 PM
Hello and welcome back to the Cidprentice. I am your host, Del Trump. For 3 weeks these staff members have battled it out for the coveted position of Executive. With it they get the opportunity to lead one of my top projects* as well as the benefit of a comfortable salary**. Our contestants have just completed their challenge, and are now awaiting me in the boardroom. You know what that means. Somebody is going to get ENFORCED (fired).

As usual I am joined to my left by my trusty vice president, MichaelC. Michael, say hello.

Michael: Final Fantasy ring tones, download now! Need to lose those extra pounds, click here! Make friends, fight monsters, PLAY FREE!!!!!

To my right usually sits WarrenW, VP of timely server crashes, but he isn't available at the moment. Filling in for him today is former Cidprentice finalist, Agent Proto.

Proto: I look forward to each of you blowing your competitors.

Now to evaluate each of our contestants and why they should be enforced. Then the executives will make the final decision.

Azar - Azar is too normal, therefore he doesn't fit in here at all. Although he did come up with the great idea of Eyes On Plays, I have yet to see him complete any of the challenges, even the super easy 'enter your name and press start' challenge.

Baloki - Baloki is my least favorite member in the history of Eyes on Final Fantasy. So the only reason he's <i>not</i> fired is that he somehow is the most productive and useful member of Site Staff. So if he were to slack off, <i>even one bit</i>, he's gone.

eestlinc - There are rumors going around that eestlinc is the second account of another member. He did not get nominated for that ciddie, however. If this were true than he would need to be banned or merged with his other account. So he'd technically be fired unless the other account is also staff. :greenie:

fire_of_avalon - When asked by a fellow staff member why she stays on despite dwindling activity, foa proceeded to <i>kick his ass</i>. This obviously cannot be tolerated. Oh, wait, it was Loony BoB? Nevermind then.

KoShiatar - Kosher's nickname, Kosher, is pretty fun to use. Also she has an amusing way of speaking. However, I recently got a request from her to have her name changed to ~*YunaBuTtErFlY6741*~. Negative Red Wizard Points for that one (though Leeza said it was ok :roll2).

Loony BoB - Loony BoB only has about 1,000 posts this year. That's on pace to be way below his carreer average of 1,000,000,000 posts per year. We could send him to the minors, but he's been with the club so many years that it would eat a lot into our salary cap. We might just have to release the old slugger.

Momiji - Momiji is too fun to troll to lose him. Then again, firing him would probably piss him off to the point of amusing results. Conflicted...

There you have it. Shortly, the winner (loser) will be announced. But the real winners, if you've noticed, are everyone who voted for Azar.

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 10:17 PM
Yay Jiro!

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:17 PM
Rubah's an advertising whore.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:18 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Baloki



Most Likely To...
43. Become Former Staff
Baloki..............9
Azar................8
KoShiatar...........7
eestlinc............5
fire_of_avalon......4
Loony BoB...........3
Momiji..............2
RSL.................1

KentaRawr!
06-20-2009, 10:18 PM
Rubah's an advertising whore.

If I didn't mosie, she would've killed me.

Edit: I like how that ended up being a countdown, but with a skipped 6. Congratulations, Baloki! :D

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:19 PM
Whey!!

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:19 PM
You all want me to leave? :cry:

Shiny
06-20-2009, 10:19 PM
What a surprise!

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 10:19 PM
It's actually Azar. The voters suck.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:20 PM
Most Likely to...
Get Banned
Last winner: A Most Loved Man
Nomination Leader: Aerith's Knight & Demon Dude

The Nominees
Aerith's Knight
Baloki
Demon Dude
Pureghetto
Vivi22

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Baloki
Jiro: Demon Dude
Shiny: Baloki
Levian: Demon Dude
Demon Dude: Baloki
Noctiluca: Baloki</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Baloki
Sir Lancealot: Baloki
rubah: Aerith's Knight
Tavrobel: Aerith's Knight
Psychotic: Baloki</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Baloki (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Aerith's Knight & Demon Dude (2/11)

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:20 PM
Not this again. :(

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:21 PM
Baloki is the LEAST likely to be former staff! What a bunch of dyslexics you guys are.

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:21 PM
GO BALOKI, GO!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:21 PM
DUAL SPEECH!!!


The whole aspect of being banned can be a difficult thing! First you have to be sure that that you can get on enougth peoples tit's to win the feat! To Annoy is the first step, but remember that 45% of EOFF is annoying anyway. Sagensyg would create a thread about a Goastse Sandwich, enano would stalk all the ladies I can think of and send them kinky PMs, I would personally spam the forums with tickets to a Celine Dion Concert but that may not be enougth.
You, the winner of this prestigious Ciddie award can come up with better things i am sure, because you are the master of annoying, the king of sleaze, the emperor of doush,and now the winner of this Ciddie.

So congratulations my dear friend, your offensive, politically incorrect mannerisms have got you this award, we shall miss you once the admins have had enough!
but we never will!


We see many members here at EoFF come and go. Some are missed, some we never knew existed. Some leave quietly, others say goodbye, and others... oh boy these others. Sometimes, a member has to be forced to leave. These latter members are part of a notorious group known as The Banned. Members like Lovehurts, known for his signature statement "They're outside talking on the talkies!" or, Primus Inter Pares, who posted his penis in the art forum for a solid day before anyone found out, or Throne of Dravaris, who had made so many second accounts it wasn't even funny anymore - these members all had something in common. They all shared some level of stupidity that got themselves banned. Others were banned as an outright tactic of internet legend, here at EoFF. Linus, who has come back, was at one time banned for faking his own suicide, only to find out later that he was kidding and BOOM! Banned 4lyf.
These members hold a special place in our hearts. Being banned sets an example to everyone else saying "Don't do what they did, or we'll cut you off from the grace of EoFF." a fate worse than Hell to some. With great pleasure, and as a former member banned more than once, that I announce this year's MLT Be Banned winner:

scrumpleberry
06-20-2009, 10:22 PM
KoShi is a better nickname!

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:22 PM
Wasn't I nominated for this six months ago? What changed?

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:22 PM
:o

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 10:23 PM
Wasn't I nominated for this six months ago? What changed?
Server crashes

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:23 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Baloki



Most Likely To...
42) Get Banned
Baloki.............14
Aerith's Knight....10
Demon Dude.........10
Pureghetto..........4
RSL.................1
Vivi22..............1

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 10:23 PM
Wasn't I nominated for this six months ago? What changed?Sexual favours.

Laddy
06-20-2009, 10:23 PM
Go gaiz!

EDIT-Yay Loki

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:23 PM
YES!

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:24 PM
Yayyyy.

Rye
06-20-2009, 10:24 PM
Baloki Potter is beating them all down!

smittenkitten
06-20-2009, 10:24 PM
Congratulations Baloki!

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 10:24 PM
Everybody Hates Baloki.

scrumpleberry
06-20-2009, 10:25 PM
This is just habit now, isn't it? Also MY INTERNET IS SO SLOW I COMMENT ON EVERYTHING LATE ;;

Laddy
06-20-2009, 10:25 PM
Baloki's been owning these Ciddies! =D

KentaRawr!
06-20-2009, 10:25 PM
Someone's rigging this.

Laddy
06-20-2009, 10:25 PM
Furaffinity.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:25 PM
Most Likely to...
Become a Cid's Knight
Last winner: Momiji
Nomination Leader: qwertysaur

The Nominees
Heath
Jessweeee♪
Ouch!
qwertysaur
Rye
scrumpleberry

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Rye
Jiro: qwertysaur
Shiny: qwertysaur
Levian: qwertysaur
Demon Dude: qwertysaur
Noctiluca: qwertysaur</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: qwertysaur
Sir Lancealot: Jessweeee♪
rubah: scrumpleberry
Tavrobel: qwertysaur
Psychotic: qwertysaur</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: qwertysaur (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jessweeee♪, Rye & scrumpleberry (1/11)

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:26 PM
Wasn't I nominated for this six months ago? What changed?Sexual favours.

We agreed never to speak of that again :mad:

Laddy
06-20-2009, 10:26 PM
qwertysaur's got this one beat.

Go qwertysaur!

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:26 PM
It's like all my dreams are being realised tonight :big glowey eyes:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:27 PM
As usual, I will give the pros and cons for each of these members regarding their chances of becoming a Cid's Knight:

Heath
Pro - Makes a pretty darn good snack.
Con - Unhealthy and sticks to the roof of your mouth sometimes.

Jessweeee♪
Pro - She's a very fun and lively member.
Con - That note is hard to type.

Ouch!
Pro - He's got the funk. Gotta love that funk.
Con - He killed my father.

qwertysaur
Pro - His name is cuter now.
Con - But now it's too cute.

Rye
Pro - Rye knows all the back roads of EoFF which allows her to get to places quickly.
Con - She is slightly dramatic.

scrumpleberry
Pro - She agreed with me that omgmygame is a stupid name.
Con - It took me 3 years to realize she was a girl (maybe that's a con for me).

Laddy
06-20-2009, 10:27 PM
*huggles Baloki*

scrumpleberry
06-20-2009, 10:27 PM
That goddamn Jewkémon! >/

Shiny
06-20-2009, 10:27 PM
3 years? Seriously? Wow.

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:28 PM
Go Scott!

smittenkitten
06-20-2009, 10:28 PM
How could you not know she was a girl? :p

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 10:28 PM
Thank funk.

Rye
06-20-2009, 10:29 PM
Wooo! I dunno who to root!

~*~Celes~*~
06-20-2009, 10:29 PM
I had a witty comment but i lost it :(

scrumpleberry
06-20-2009, 10:30 PM
3 years? Seriously? Wow.

I know ;; I felt so...manly.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:30 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Heath



Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight
Heath..............11
qwertysaur.........10
Jessweeee♪..........5
Rye.................5
scrumpleberry.......5
Ouch!...............2
RSL.................1

Laddy
06-20-2009, 10:31 PM
WHAT!? Grats Heath for pulling a shocking upset!

demondude
06-20-2009, 10:31 PM
Wow. Good one.

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:31 PM
WOOT, WELL DONE HEATHIEKINS!

Psychotic
06-20-2009, 10:31 PM
Never trust a Welshman.

Rebellious Eagle
06-20-2009, 10:32 PM
That was a real close one. :O

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 10:32 PM
:Eek:

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:33 PM
YAY HEATH

and nice running up qwerty:)

Shiny
06-20-2009, 10:33 PM
Go suck a lolly or something, Heath, I dunno!

smittenkitten
06-20-2009, 10:33 PM
Congratulations Heath! :heart:

Rye
06-20-2009, 10:33 PM
Ohhhh, Heath~

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:34 PM
Cutest Couple
Last winner: Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Nomination Leader: Hsu & rubah

The Nominees
Del Murder & Miriel
Hsu & rubah
I'm my own MILF & Rye
Loony BoB & smittenkitten

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Hsu & rubah
Jiro: BoB & smitten
Shiny: Hsu & rubah
Levian: MILF & Rye
Demon Dude: BoB & smitten
Noctiluca: Hsu & rubah</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: BoB & smitten
Sir Lancealot: Hsu & rubah
rubah: BoB & smitten
Tavrobel: Hsu & rubah
Psychotic: BoB & smitten</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Hsu & rubah (5/11) & Loony BoB & smittenkitten (5/11)

Heath
06-20-2009, 10:34 PM
Holy crap, I'm surprised by winning that one! Thanks, guys!

KentaRawr!
06-20-2009, 10:34 PM
Now I want a Heath Klondike Bar.

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:34 PM
omgggggggggg

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:35 PM
40) Cutest Couple

I value censorship and worship the FCC.

I LOVE YOU
NO I LOVE YOU
YOU'RE THE BEST
NO YOU'RE THE BEST

No, get a goddamn room. Stop it. I don't need to be reminded of the fact that I am alone, bitter, can't get a significant other. Are people so pathetic that they need to flout their relationships, real or imagined, over the internet to a group of peers and somehow tell others that they have some kind of "experience" when it comes to the matter?

The inevitable answer being "yes," and knowing that my misogynistic tendencies to be my own damn fault should lead me to at least try to be happy for you. Maybe, I should be impressed, that people are able to show off their other over the internet without having said person get snatched up by legions of marauding, lecherous, self-interested pricks.

But here's what I've learned recently that makes each and every one of these couples significant to the EoFF populace:
Del and Miriel: Abuse of power
Hsu and rubah: Abuse of tentacles
MILF and Rye: Abuse of the definition of "breaking up"
BoB and smittenkitten: Abuse of common names

Don't you ever wish you were somebody else? Well, I suppose for these eight people, they can positively say "yes." EoFF, who's abused their other the most?

Laddy
06-20-2009, 10:36 PM
Whoah. Looks like it'll be a close one! =o

smittenkitten
06-20-2009, 10:36 PM
Dungeons and Dragons the D&D team, oh yeah baby. :D

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:36 PM
BoB and smitten will win. They always win.

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:36 PM
Holy crap, I'm surprised by winning that one! Thanks, guys!

If I was able to make new threads around now there'd be a Feedback thread demanding Heath be made a CK!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:37 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Hsu & rubah



40) Cutest Couple
Hsu & rubah.........................16
Loony BoB & smittenkitten...........10
Del Murder & Miriel..................5
I'm my own MILF & Rye................5
RSL & RSL's hat......................1

Laddy
06-20-2009, 10:37 PM
Yay~

Congartulations, Hsubah!

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:37 PM
:love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::lov e::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::l ove::love::love::love:

KentaRawr!
06-20-2009, 10:37 PM
From what I understand, the name Hsu is pronounced 'shoe'

Just throwing it out there.

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:37 PM
WTF HAX

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 10:38 PM
:spin:

Rebellious Eagle
06-20-2009, 10:38 PM
Congrats! That wasn't as close as I thought it would be.

smittenkitten
06-20-2009, 10:38 PM
Congratulations Hsu & Rubah! :heart: :heart: :heart:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:39 PM
Most Helpful Member
Last winner: Big D
Nomination Leader: o_O

The Nominees
Hsu
Leeza
o_O
rubah

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: o_O
Jiro: Leeza
Shiny: Leeza
Levian: rubah
Demon Dude: rubah
Noctiluca: rubah</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Leeza
Sir Lancealot: Leeza
rubah: Leeza
Tavrobel: o_O
Psychotic: rubah</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Leeza (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: rubah (4/11)

Laddy
06-20-2009, 10:42 PM
Looks like another close one! =o

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:42 PM
Go whoever.

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:42 PM
*posts to satisfy AG's hinger*

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:43 PM
39) Most Helpful Member

There's cities buried underneath our cities. But who here can help us dig it out? No campaign was ever won by a single person; every general needs his army. No math equation taking sixty-four pages ever made sense without someone smarter to explain it in two. No galaxy-sized mecha was ever made without a team of people with the desire to fight despair. No religion ever killed innocent people without their government. No man is an island. No man has ever gone insane without the help of a woman.

But maybe the scale is too epic; it is safe to say, that people could use a hand from time to time. We can't do it all by ourselves. Every day in life is filled with something new and interesting to behold, and it's not like failure is always absent. For the future's sake, one should accept advice when advised to take. Or maybe people ask for it.

That is to say, I wonder, who has helped out people in the most general manner? Hsu, with all of his useful things, or maybe rubah, the other side of his engineer's coin? Could it be Leeza and her skill with cats? Or could it be Face, with all of the powers of 2 memorized?

Help me figure out this conundrum, EoFF. Help the people who help with some of that questionable inspiration.

In case you wanted to know, an Engineer's coin is a Physics/Chemistry cheatsheet with microscopic writing that requires a powerful magnification device to read the inscriptions; the other side is a list of common integrals and derivatives.

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:43 PM
ME SO HINGRY!

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 10:44 PM
EIRIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:44 PM
VERY HINGRY

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:45 PM
HINGRY HINGRY HIPPOS

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:46 PM
HINGRY AWARD GUYS HAVE HINGRY HOMES!

Shiny
06-20-2009, 10:46 PM
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME

Heath
06-20-2009, 10:47 PM
I am posting to express my audacity at the level of Ciddies excitement pulsating through my very being.

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 10:47 PM
EGGPLANT

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:47 PM
ME SO HINGRY BUT NO CAN EAT

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 10:48 PM
:quina:

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:48 PM
If you think it's hot in here? Why not come take off all your clothes in #eoff? Award_Roo will welcome it!

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:49 PM
Orgy in progress in #eoff! Come and join in!

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:49 PM
maybe we'll have a break with no clothes on, baloki. . .

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:49 PM
It'll make you so hingry!

scrumpleberry
06-20-2009, 10:50 PM
w
hat

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:50 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Leeza



39) Most Helpful Member
Leeza..............11
rubah..............10
Hsu.................9
o_O.................9
RSL.................1

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 10:51 PM
w
hat
:salamander:

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:51 PM
WOOT LEZZA!


*dances*

Blue Harvest
06-20-2009, 10:51 PM
Congrats Lezza.

qwertysaur
06-20-2009, 10:51 PM
:cat:

rubah
06-20-2009, 10:52 PM
nice job, leeza :)

Rantz
06-20-2009, 10:52 PM
Yay, Leeza. :)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-20-2009, 10:52 PM
Most Helpful Techy
Last winner: o_O
Nomination Leader: o_O

The Nominees
crono_logical
Flying Mullet
o_O
Samuraid

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: o_O
Jiro: Samuraid
Shiny: Flying Mullet
Levian: Flying Mullet
Demon Dude: o_O
Noctiluca: o_O</td><td width="50%">Del Murder: Flying Mullet
Sir Lancealot: Flying Mullet
rubah: Flying Mullet
Tavrobel: Flying Mullet
Psychotic: o_O</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Flying Mullet (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: o_O (4/11)

Baloki
06-20-2009, 10:53 PM
http://www.loki7.com/hostsig/cat_smoking.gif