End of year Ciddies 2009 Revelation Thread

[Rantz]

*ahrdcore

[scrumpleberry]

She really is <3

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Wolf Kanno




36) Most Hardcore Gamer

Wolf Kanno........12
JKTrix............11
Necronopticus......8
I'm my own MILF....5
Yeargdribble.......4
Bolivar............3
Leeza..............2
RSL................1

[Lawr]

The nominations weren't really in his favor, but I was really expecting RSL to win this one for once! xD

[Rye]

Wow, beating the predictions. Good job! :bigsmile:

[Jiro]

Well that was unexpected! Good show!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Missed Member
Last winner: Roto13
Nomination Leader: Roto13

The Nominees
Roto13
fire_of_avalon
RSL
Resha
Yamaneko
Devil Man
GigaGuess

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪:Roto13
Rantzien: fire_of_avalon
qwertysaur: RSL
Breine: Roto13
Jiro: Devil Man</td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Resha
Old Manus: RSL
Shiny: RSL
Sir Lancealot: Roto13
Psychotic: RSL
Raistlin:RSL </td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: RSL (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Roto13 (3/11)

[Raistlin]

Go RSL!

[Shiny]

Resha come back!

[Goldenboko]

Roto13 please. I wasn't around for the days of RSL :monster:

[Jiro]

It's funny because I don't even remember half my predictions!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

35. Most Missed Member

There’s a lot of people that aren’t around anymore that really should be. We love them, but we also hate them for abandoning us like the sorry bastards they are. Oh RSL, why have you forsaken us??? ;____;

And then there’s the people who are gone and we are thankful that they are never coming back. Goodbye and good riddance, you bloody idiots. Yes, udsuna, I’m talking to you.

Anyway, here’s the nominees:

Roto13: …people miss him?

fire_of_avalon: A worthy mention. Oh foa, we all miss your blunt charm, Bruce Willis obsession, and BAMF attitude.

RSL: Red Sexy! RSL was a huge part of EoFF and he left a hole that will never be filled. I mean, nobody can match that beard. He is always a contender for this ever since he stepped down as the last of the original staff members, and it is always deserved.

Resha: I didn't really know this person but apparently some people miss her.

Yamaneko: Yams was a big part of EoFF... well, no, not really. But he did a lot-... um... no, he didn't. But he was funny! Yeah!

Devil Man: Really, people, his gimmick just got old. If you want to vote for somebody obnoxiously entertaining, why not lovehurts?

GigaGuess: Do people miss HIM or just his... well... maybe it's best to forget about that.

[Rye]

;_______________; ?!

[Goldenboko]

F9 the mutha fucking :bou::bou::bou::bou: outta this place.

[Shiny]

F9?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
fire_of_avalon




35) Most Missed Member

fire_of_avalon.....11
Resha..............10
RSL.................8
Roto13..............7
Yamaneko............7
GigaGuess...........3
Devil Man...........2
RSL.................1

[Lawr]

GigaGuess: Do people miss HIM or just his... well... maybe it's best to forget about that.

HIS PENIS. GO AHEAD SAY IT. HIS PENIS!

[Rye]

Yussss, go foa!

EDIT: Not his penis. His BALLS.

[Jiro]

I miss my collection of Giga Points

[scrumpleberry]

;''''(

[Raistlin]

Huzzah, foa! I didn't predict you, but I miss you as well. <3

[Lawr]

Oh that one was a quickie.

[Melissaur]

*claps* Yay I so voted foa!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Improved Member
Last winner: Demondude (demondude55)
Nomination Leader: demondude55

The Nominees
demondude55
Guardian XIII
Wolf Kanno
Bunny
~*~*~Celes~*~*~

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Guardian XIII
Rantzien: demondude55
qwertysaur: Wolf Kanno
Breine: ~*~*~Celes~*~*~
Jiro: Guardian XIII</td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Bunny
Old Manus: Guardian XIII
Shiny: Wolf Kanno
Sir Lancealot: ~*~*~Celes~*~*~
Psychotic: Wolf Kanno
Raistlin:Bunny </td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Wolf Kanno/Guardian XIII (3/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: ~*~*~Celes~*~*~/Bunny (2/11)

[Raistlin]

Giga was just one of an unfortunately long line of EoFF members who was publicly exposed over the internet, starting way back with Krelian in chat. Thankfully I was able to avoid most of them.

[~*~Celes~*~]

:o tied with bunny?

YouTube - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny w/ lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Nqguav6nE)

[Jiro]

Can he keep improving? Honestly? xD

DD that is

[Shiny]

Giga was just one of an unfortunately long line of EoFF members who was publicly exposed over the internet, starting way back with Krelian in chat. Thankfully I was able to avoid most of them.
Unfortunately being the key word. *shudders* The Man.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Oh hey, you might know me as the Fonz. Hehe, I remember many years ago when I won this award and infact, I'm staring at the award which currently resides on my toilet. Yes, I'm typing this speech while I'm in the bathroom at this very minute. Put that sexual thought in your pipe and smoke it, I dare say! This sexy revelation is enjoyable to me and the many followers I have, but yet I feel as though I digress!

Alright, I shall get my thoughts sorted out in the most properest of ways. Earning this award means many things, and these... things are way too extensively numerous to comprehend. Except for me, I can understand these points for they are only remedial to those who have won this award beforehand! To achieve this award means only the most of honorable of things had had to have happened to yourself. Redundancy, I shame thee~! What this means is, you got better as a member and as a poster. What exactly "better" means is up to your own digression I suppose, or the people's around you in all honesty.

Oh well, you got "better" somehow champ! Maybe you learned of that nifty shift key on your keyboard and applied it to your already broken Forrest Gump-like language skills. Perhaps you even decided to take the numbers out of your name.

Whatever it may be, you're improving at a steady rate. Keep on keepin on!

[Rye]

Go Celes!

[Raistlin]

Giga was just one of an unfortunately long line of EoFF members who was publicly exposed over the internet, starting way back with Krelian in chat. Thankfully I was able to avoid most of them.
Unfortunately being the key word. *shudders* The Man.

Thank you for reminding me of the one I was not able to avoid. Damn Lynx.

[Lawr]

Giga was just one of an unfortunately long line of EoFF members who was publicly exposed over the internet, starting way back with Krelian in chat. Thankfully I was able to avoid most of them.

The Man, PiP, and GigaGuess I knew! Unless Krelian is the krel that hangs out with Hito.

That son of a fish needs to come back too! :mad2:

[Moon Rabbits]

Bunny improved? When?

[Melissaur]

GUARDIAN XIII!!!! W00T!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
demondude55




34) Most Improved Member

demondude55.......15
Guardian XIII.....10
~*~*~Celes~*~*~...10
Wolf Kanno.........6
Bunny..............6
RSL................1

[Shiny]

Oh hey, you might know me as the Fonz. Hehe, I remember many years ago when I won this award and infact, I'm staring at the award which currently resides on my toilet. Yes, I'm typing this speech while I'm in the bathroom at this very minute.
http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksvgp6TF1d1qzadq3o1_500.gif

[Melissaur]

:'( Ohh man! *claps*

[~*~Celes~*~]

Go Celes!

:3 :kaoclove:

[Jiro]

Screw you demondude :3

[demondude]

omg ... third or fourth time in a row? I always sucked. :[ I love the way the mood drops when I win. :p

[Raistlin]

The Man, PiP, and GigaGuess I knew! Unless Krelian is the krel that hangs out with Hito.

I don't know about that, but Sir Krelian was one of the original moderating team. He publicly exposed himself in chat many years ago (6? 7?), so it's not surprising you didn't hear about it. He was the PiP before there was PiP.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Underrated Member
Last winner: Blackmage_nuke
Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Jiro
Melissaur
DemonDude55
Sir Lancealot
qwertysaur

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Sir Lancealot
Rantzien: Jiro
qwertysaur: Jiro
Breine:Jiro
Jiro: Sir Lancealot</td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Jiro
Old Manus: qwertysaur
Shiny: Jiro
Sir Lancealot:Jiro
Psychotic: Jiro
Raistlin:Jiro </td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Jiro (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Sir Lancealot (2/11)

[Fonzie]

Hahahaaha.

[Jiro]

Not me, Sir Lancealot guys. C'mon.

[Moon Rabbits]

Oh hey, you might know me as the Fonz. Hehe, I remember many years ago when I won this award and infact, I'm staring at the award which currently resides on my toilet. Yes, I'm typing this speech while I'm in the bathroom at this very minute.
http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksvgp6TF1d1qzadq3o1_500.gif

Well I can die happy now.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

33. Most Underrated Member
I have no idea who these people are. Obviously so, because if I did, they wouldn't be underrated, now would they. But I can admit, that I can't notice everything. I'm loud, I'm proud, and if I've done something, people have known it. I just I don't know what it's like to be neglected or unthanked by the commun--

OHH WAIT A MINUTE I ACTUALLY DO YOU STUPID PIECES OF :bou::bou::bou::bou: I DO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IGNORED BY THE PEOPLE AROUND ME HAHAHAH THAT'S SO FUNNY THAT WE'RE GONNA GIVE AN AWARD FOR UNDERRATED BECAUSE PEOPLE SAY THAT WE DON'T DO :bou::bou::bou::bou: HAHAHAHAHA THE IRONY

Jiro
Melissaur
DemonDude55
Sir Lancealot
qwertysaur

I would think of something witty and inspiring to say about each of them, but frankly, that's for other people to figure out. I've got my own problems do deal with, okay?

[Melissaur]

JIRO :cheer:

[Rye]

Jolly Melissa deserves it!

edit: wtf tav

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And presenting the most underrated smiley that won the smiley compeition earlier on....


:bounce:

[Tavrobel]

edit: wtf tav

Damn straight.

[scrumpleberry]

*applauds :bounce:*

[Jiro]

That smiley is pretty win.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Jiro
:bounce:




33) Most Underrated Member

Jiro..............19
DemonDude55.......12
Sir Lancealot......9
Melissaur..........3
qwertysaur.........2
RSL................1

[Jiro]

I don't know whether to thank you or hate you. I am no more incredible than you have already seen dammit

Okay thank you. I appreciate it

[Melissaur]

*claps for Jiro* YAY though I love you enough

[Psychotic]

Unlucky Melissa, 'grats Jiro!

[Rye]

Good job!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Seriously Very Serious and Definitely no joke is allowed Member
Last winner:
Nomination Leader: Evastio

The Nominees
Evastio
Del Murder
Leeza
Tavrobel
Roogle
Yeargdribble
Freya
Psychotic

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Leeza
Rantzien: Evastio
qwertysaur: Evastio
Breine: Del Murder
Jiro: Tavrobel</td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Evastio
Old Manus: Evastio
Shiny: Yeargdribble
Sir Lancealot:Evastio
Psychotic: Evastio
Raistlin:Evastio </td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Evastio (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Leeza/Yeargdribble/Tavrobel/Del Murder (1/11)

[Lawr]

Congratulations Jiro! :jokey:

[Rye]

Why isn't Evastio here to celebrate!?

[Moon Rabbits]

*LOVE INJECTS*

CMONNNNNNNNNN EVASTIO~~~~~~~ *love inject love inject love inject*

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/thirtytwo.gif

[Melissaur]

I'll never win anything... you people don't like me :kaocry2:

[Rye]

Best. speech. ever. :mymelmagic:

EDIT: I love you, Melissa! You'll win one day!

[Melissaur]

<3 Rye <3

[Raistlin]

I heartily approve of that speech. "Evastio?"

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Evastio




32) Most seriously very serious and definitely no joke is allowed Member

Evastio.........11
Tavrobel.........9
Del Murder.......8
Roogle...........7
Yeargdribble.....6
Leeza............4
Psychotic........3
Freya............0
RSL..............1

[Rye]

It's gonna be a serious honeymoon :|

[Rantz]

Great speech. xD

[Shiny]

That speech is just :jess:

[Jiro]

That was a nice spread of votes. And RSL beat someone even! Good job ol' chap.

Oh and congrats Evastio~

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Outrageous Member
Last winner:
Nomination Leader: Christmas/Meat Puppet

The Nominees
Christmas
Meat Puppet
Moon Rabbits
Space Pope
Evastio
Laddy

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: Meat Puppet
Rantzien: Moon Rabbits
qwertysaur: Christmas
Breine: Moon Rabbits
Jiro: Space Pope</td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Moon Rabbits
Old Manus: Christmas
Shiny: Moon Rabbits
Sir Lancealot:Space Pope
Psychotic: Christmas
Raistlin:Christmas</td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas/Moon Rabbits (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Space Pope (2/11)

[scrumpleberry]

<3 speech & Mellisaur!

[Lawr]

That speech is just :pimp:

[Melissaur]

"Evastio?"

[Lawr]

Darn it all I messed up the smiley and also am too slow for these witty jokes to make sense obviously.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

31. Most Outrageous Member
There's a certain concept I know, called "Refuge in Audacity." It's what happens when someone tries to accomplish something by doing something so extremist, that people just can't help but to let it happen, simply because it's too ridiculous. Sometimes, even people can become the epitome of this concept. Sometimes, it's just easier to simplify via image:

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/news/knj_31_resize.png

Really, this is an appropriate image, as this show is all about lolis. An outrageous topic, isn't it? Hahah, I'm so clever! The poor girl knows nothing about how penises work! But, what else do people not know how things work?

Christmas
I can't help but wonder if she really is the queen of HAET. Her comics are MSpainted, often of a comical nature, and totally not based on reality. I mean, c'mon, Levian used to be hot? This is a fallacy beyond all means. Definitely outrageous.

Meat Puppet
Claims that I always flip out about stuff. Definitely not grounded in reality, and therefore, we should throw out all of his arguments, simply because they are wrong, ridiculous, and wrong. Wrong!

Moon Rabbits
Seriously dude, you can't be so gangsta that it hurts if you've got a signature/avatar set of unattractive women opening their mouths. That's not right at all. Really, who are you trying to fool?

Space Pope
For one thing, he comes from space, and he is the leader of some kind of religion. His statements are equally unbelieveable. I can't help but imagine that there needs to be a recall election or something.

Evastio
I don't know, for all of his "ohh, I can't do anything right and I'm so lonely and without friends," he might just be the most realistic person here. Therefore, he is the exception that proves the rule, and therefore, also outrageous.

Laddy
WE LAUGH IN THE FACE OF LOVE BECAUSE NOBODY'S REALLY THERE AND I WOULD NEVER FIND MY WAY WITHOUT BUT YOU'RE ALREADY THERE

Really now, EoFF, just who is the most outrageous?

[Jiro]

Is this the part where I give up on my predictions? I dunno whatever man just good luck everyone

[Rye]

Go Liam, go Liam, go Liam!

[Shiny]

Moon Rabbits should win!

[Moon Rabbits]

What? All the gangsta rap videos are about is ladies opening their mouths for INJECTIONS OF LOVE.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas




31) Most Outrageous Member

Christmas........14
Space Pope.......13
Moon Rabbits......7
Meat Puppet.......6
Laddy.............6
Evastio...........4
RSL...............1

[Moon Rabbits]

Awwwwwwwwwwww < / 3.

[Melissaur]

congrats Christmas!

[Rye]

Good job, sweet Mas!

[Jiro]

Almost another prediction right. Well done Christmas! :bigsmile:

[scrumpleberry]

XMASSY <3

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<hr style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" size="1"> Easiest Member
Last winner:
Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack/Raistlin

The Nominees
ShlupQuack
Raistlin
qwertysaur
Rantzien
rubah

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪: qwertysaur
Rantzien: ShlupQuack
qwertysaur: ShlupQuack
Breine: Raistlin
Jiro: ShlupQuack</td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: ShlupQuack
Old Manus: ShlupQuack
Shiny: Raistlin
Sir Lancealot:Raistlin
Psychotic: ShlupQuack
Raistlin:rubah</td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: ShlupQuack (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Raistlin (3/11)

[Rye]

I'm pleased by this Ciddies having some good variety!

[Melissaur]

Pontus is easy.... to feed. There's not a single food he doesn't like.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

30. Easiest Member

There’s been some debate about what this award means, which just boggles my mind. What do you think it means when someone is called “easy?” It means they’re an easy lay, dimwits! And that characteristic applies to 90% of EoFF, so narrowing this down will be very difficult. Here’s the nominees:

ShlupQuack: Definitely one of the most deserving for this award. If anyone from Twilight came up to her she’d be jumping them before they could sparkle. And you know the whole getting-married-on-my-birthday thing was just a ploy to get in my pants.

Raistlin: I’m not sure why I was nominated, beyond the fanciful wishes of the voters. Yeah, that’s right, you know you want a piece of this. http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

qwertysaur: I really have absolutely no idea what you people were thinking. I’m hoping it was just random, because otherwise I might have to pour bleach in my eyes to take away the visual.

Rantzien: Again, I’m clueless here. Is it because of his obnoxiously gay Twilight sig? If you wanted an easy guy, why not Loony BoB or Psychotic or DK? Maybe this has something to do with half of you not understanding what “easy” means.

rubah: I… I lol’d. Also well deserved, and it was suggested to me that I do limericks, so in honor of the dirty limerick thread:

The girl rubah is an easy lay
She’ll do any guy in her way
She’ll always say yes,
With no need to press
But she’s on her knees faster if paid

I was going to do dirty limericks for every nominee, but was too lazy. So, voters, feel free to post your own about these ridiculously easy members!

[Raistlin]

Space Pope was entertaining for his brief period of existence.

And Shluppers should totally win Easiest.

[Rye]

Oh snap

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah




30) Easiest Member

rubah..........15
Raistlin.......12
ShlupQuack.....11
qwertysaur......6
Rantzien........4
RSL.............1

[Rye]

Oh snap x 2

[Lawr]

Congrats!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Crankiest Member
Last winner:
Nomination Leader: Tavrobel

The Nominees
Tavrobel
ShlupQuack
Bunny
Raistlin
Roogle
Captain Maxx Power

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪:Raistlin
Rantzien: Tavrobel
qwertysaur: Raistlin
Breine: ShlupQuack
Jiro: Raistlin</td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Bunny
Old Manus: Tavrobel
Shiny: Tavrobel
Sir Lancealot:Tavrobel
Psychotic: Tavrobel
Raistlin:Raistlin</td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Tavrobel (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Raistlin (4/11)

[Jiro]

xD Saglet you xD

[Loony BoB]

Almost, Raist.

EDIT: Look guys, I'm officially not cranky.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

hai gaiz! bee happi! i am and i luv u allz! lol!

des pplz are mean and sad! who be sad? we come togetha an c whoo be crankiest! lol!

In all seriousness, some people just need to relax. Be like me. BE HAPPY! :) NOT MAD! :mad2:

I ask you to come together and give huggles, give thanks, and give love! <3 :jess:

Let's recognize EoFF's Crankiest Members and hope they begin to feel HAPPY!

But why are they crank? Are their shoes too tight? Are their thongs too stringy? Did someone piss on their pancakes? Who knows. All I know is that their hearts and two sizes too small.

Don't be a Grinch!

Anyway, the soon-to-be happy Crankiest Member is...

[Lawr]

To me Crankiest and Most Bitter are like the same thing but I guess not!


xD Saglet you xD

Hahahahammmyes. :smug:

[Jiro]

Come on Raistlin I need this prediction to keep in the game. :hyper:

[Shiny]

Congrats!
Hahah...

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Tavrobel




29) Crankiest Member

Tavrobel............18
Captain Maxx Power...8
ShlupQuack...........6
Bunny................6
Raistlin.............5
Roogle...............3
RSL..................1

[Jiro]

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT xD Well deserved :monster:

[Rye]

Hehe

[Shiny]

Heh. :smug:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Horniest Member
Last winner: Blue Harvest
Nomination Leader: Blue Harvest

The Nominees
Evastio
Blue Harvest
Freya
Rye
Laddy
Auragaea

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪:Laddy
Rantzien: Evastio
qwertysaur:Rye
Breine: Rye
Jiro: Laddy</td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Rye
Old Manus: Blue Harvest
Shiny: Rye
Sir Lancealot:Blue Harvest
Psychotic: Evastio
Raistlin:Evastio</td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rye (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Evastio (3/11)

[Shiny]

Rye sliding down a whole a Christmas merrily.

[Rye]

A lover's fight! :kaofight:

[Jiro]

Laddy just loves everything

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The Horniest Member Ciddie is awarded to the person we need to keep newbies and jailbait away from. Because really, once they get going, there is no stopping these guys. But one of them outclasses the others. I would have proposed a contest, like jelly wrestling, but apparently voting is better. I don’t know, I think we’re missing out here.

Most of our nominees were too busy to respond to my messages. I bugged them as much as my procrastination would allow, but received only two replies. Here’s what I asked, and then, what they had to say.

For Christmas 2009, a grand EoFF meet-up is organised. Everybody, strangely, forgets they have family, friends or outside commitments and catches a plane to a party island in the middle of the... let's say Pacific Ocean.

There is plenty of egg nog to go around, and alcohol if you are so inclined. What we didn't tell you is that it's all been spiked with a powder that will make everybody forget the entire event!

You are surrounded by drunk EoFFers. Some of them are even nominated for Easiest member. And if it makes you feel less uncomfortable then I'll slip them an aphrodisiac so you don't feel guilty and they'll be more willing.

So tell me. Which EoFFers would you do? :love:

If you don't want to name names then give me a number! ;)
Our quickest response was from Rye, who as always has something very disturbing to share.

I would do so many in so many way that the Aristocrats would seem like a children's television show. :redface:
Yeah. If you don’t know what the Aristocrats is, look it up. Or not. I would recommend not.
The next reply was from Freya. Well, I’ll let her words speak for themselves.


Wait are you asking for the names of the easiest members? :jokey:
Okay that makes her sound like a predator. Somebody get some law enforcement over here to keep an eye on her.

To find out what happened to our other nominees, I sent a crack team of investigators out. Here are their findings:

Blue Harvest has recently returned to EoFF after a short stint working as a stripper. After his return he realised he missed that pole so much, and went back to doing part-time work at that same strip club. What he does in his free time, well... it has been said he’s been caught lurking out the front of All Girls Schools.

Laddy was seen breeding an army of corgis. My team tailed him and found that he used the corgis as a ploy to capture unsuspecting people and add them to his harem. None of my team was brave enough to break in and see what happens in Laddy’s lair.

Evastio was followed into a day spa. At least we think it was Evastio; how many people are there that are surrounded by a dark cloud covering their faces? Anyway, we found him in there where he was sneaking over to the girls section. Yeah we heard noises. Also there were lots of shouts of pleasure. So yeah, apparently our man of mystery is pretty damn good.

Auragaea called the police on my team, thinking they were stalking him. We tried to explain that we weren’t working for that guy that he had sex with who was stalking him, yeah anyway it didn’t work so three members of my team are now facing harassment cases and possible jail time. I’m sorry Auragaea D:

So while I try to bail my team out, I leave the announcement of the Ciddie to our host.


One last thing. Be careful what you post in the picture thread – these guys are watching.

[Raistlin]

How the hell did I lose Crankiest? You guys all suck.

Also, rubah deserved Easiest after humping my leg constantly ever since Rye's mistletoe event.

[Tavrobel]

How the hell did I lose Crankiest?

It's pretty fucking obvious why, actually.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Freya




28) Horniest Member

Freya...........12
Blue Harvest.....8
Laddy............8
Rye..............6
Auragaea.........5
Evastio..........5
RSL..............1

[Raistlin]

How the hell did I lose Crankiest?

It's pretty smurfing obvious why, actually.

Yes, because the voters suck.

[Jiro]

holy fuck that was unexpected

[Shiny]

How the hell did I lose Crankiest?

It's pretty smurfing obvious why, actually.

Yes, because the voters suck.

And because he out cranks you.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Laddy
Nomination Leader: Christmas/Evastio

The Nominees
Christmas
Evastio
Psychotic
Serapy
scrumpleberry
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Laddy
Rye


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪:Christmas
Rantzien: Serapy
qwertysaur:Kawaii Ryûkishi
Breine: Evastio
Jiro: Serapy</td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Evastio
Old Manus: scrumpleberry
Shiny: Evastio
Sir Lancealot:Evastio
Psychotic: Evastio
Raistlin:Christmas</td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Evastio (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Christmas (2/11)

[scrumpleberry]

PRAYING ;o

[Jiro]

C'mon Serapy you can do it

[Goldenboko]

If I had made a prediction it'd would've been Evastio.
If I had voted it would've been Laddy.

Just sayin'.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

27. Weirdest Member

Now you are bound to get a few weirdos when you join a site that's all about one game series, and I hear that EoFF has it's fair share of weirdos. Now just cause they are weird doesn't me can't love them just as much! Hey, it's the weirdos that make this world go round. So now I introduce the nominees for Weirdest Member.
First up we have the lovely Christmas. I just love her random visitor messages, but that my opinion.
Next up we have Evastio. I'm pretty sure his name says it all.
Now we have Psychotic. And yes he may be a bit crazy, but at least his stories and general persona makes us laugh.
Our next nominee is Serapy. I don't know much about him but judging but his avatar, I bet hes can be pretty weird
We all love Scrumpleberry, but we do have to admit sometimes she gets a bit weird.
Now we have Kawaii Ryûkishi. And I'm sure if we all looked at his "about me" section we'd say hes weird.
Up next I introduce Laddy, and well, he has a picture of a fire hydrant. And to be quite honest, it looks like its glaring at us.
And last up we have the lovely and spunky Rye. She's weird cause according to Rantzien "she has tentacles for toes".

[Rye]

TENTACLES FOR TOES?

*leaves eoff forever*

[Jiro]

Tentacle toes xD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Evastio
:mukumuku:




27) Weirdest Member

Evastio.............14
Christmas...........11
Serapy...............8
Kawaii Ryûkishi......6
Laddy................5
Psychotic............2
Rye..................2
scrumpleberry........1
RSL..................1

[Lawr]

Man it felt like forever for you to tell us who won that one!

[Jiro]

That's three for Evastio! He's sweeping the Ciddies etc etc *more bitter ramblings*

[Psychotic]

I think the 1 scrumpleberry vote was mine too.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the weirdest smiley that won the smiley competition will be presented to Evastio


:mukumuku:

[Rye]

Oh man I love this

[Jiro]

Top job Psy you're really making a difference :up:

[Melissaur]

RYE!!! Pontus said it not me!!!! I was quoting him!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I think the 1 scrumpleberry vote was mine too.

No, It was Christmas.

[Rye]

Tooo latteeeee :kaocry:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Funniest Member
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Psychotic
ShlupQuack
Rantzien
Flying Mullet
Quin
Noctiluca
Del Murder
Sagensyg


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪:Psychotic
Rantzien: Psychotic
qwertysaur:Psychotic
Breine: Flying Mullet
Jiro: Quin</td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Quin
Old Manus: Rantzien
Shiny: Noctiluca
Sir Lancealot: Quin
Psychotic: ShlupQuack
Raistlin:Flying Mullet</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic/Quin (3/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up:Flying Mullet/(2/11)

[Jiro]

Oh man I wrote this one too. Btw I rigged the votes for everyone who responded in time :cool:

[Shiny]

Nomination leader: Psychotic

Uh oh!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

This is the Ciddie for the Funniest Member. You know; the one that makes you laugh. These people are responsible for me having to replace my keyboard umpteen times. Why? Because laughter and liquids don’t mix well, and when that mixture sprays all over your goddamn keyboard it’s kind of annoying. In a hilarious way of course.

Personally, I like when these speeches are funny. That’s kind of hard to achieve when all the funny people are nominated and can’t write this. So here, I’ll see what I can do t-- ARG POLAR BEAR!

Oh, never mind, it just broke the ice. Boom-tish. Okay now for the real joke. Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy didn’t pay the ransom. Ha. Hilarious.

I knew I’d need some real humour so I asked our funny looking nominees for some jokes. Here’s what I ended up with.

Hey, have you ever tried Ethiopian cuisine?
Neither have they.
Has anyone tried Ethiopian cuisine? Wait, I get it now.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Wait, that was more sad than funny, wasn't it... :( Let's try again.

Customer: "Waiter, there is a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "Oh, I am terribly sorry. I'll get you another bowl. I really can't apologise enough. Would you like a glass of wine - on the house?"
Customer: "Thank you, that would be very nice."

I... I'm sorry :crying2:
Uhh, are you sure you nominated the right guy? I mean. Never mind, let’s continue.

I've told plenty of jokes in the joke thread I created! :colbert:

Fine. Three blondes walk into a building. You would think at least one of them would have seen it coming.
Flying Mullet created a funny thread? Then I blame him for my pile of broken keyboards :colbert:

So there's this class of retarded kids right. The teacher points to the board and points at a bed.

She says "What kind of bed is this?" One boy goes "A king sized bed!" Then she goes "GOOD LITTLE RETARD BOY!"

She points at the second bed, and asks "What's this?" One girl goes "A twin size bed!" Then she goes "GOOD LITTLE RETARD GIRL!"

She then points to the third and last...bed...it's like, one on top of the other...and there's a ladder...um...
I think the teacher is more retarded than the students actually.

Here's the first result on Google for "funny joke".

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

The joke is that women are shallow, materialistic, and also fat. :hahaha:
He is never going to get a girlfriend :(

Happy Hanukkah!
Yeah I’m lost, somebody help me understand :confused:

Quin was unable to provide us with a joke, instead he asked us a very important question.

...uhhh....where?....where are my pants?...uhhh.....

Del Murder was too busy enforcing people, but we found a note with some of his jokes-in-progress.

Did you hear about Hannibal? He was hilarious because of his involvement in the Punic Wars!
He also crossed the Alps with elephants. Unfortunately, the offspring didn’t survive.
Hmm I think these might need a little bit of work.

Well there you have it – EoFF’s finest and funniest members! Which one will take the cake? Well to be honest I think my Noddy joke is better than all of them, but I guess nobody else thinks I’m funny. Whatever. Award Yuletide, take it away~

[Laddy]

Woo!

[Jiro]

ilu Paul :aimkiss:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Flying Mullet




26) Funniest Member

Flying Mullet.......13
Psychotic...........10
Quin................10
ShlupQuack...........5
Noctiluca............4
Del Murder...........2
Sagensyg.............2
Rantzien.............1
RSL..................1

[Melissaur]

RANTZIEN WITH ONE VOTE!! How absurd!

[Jiro]

'grats!

http://www.colonialwilliamsburgresort.com/files/images/huzzah.gif

[Psychotic]

I think the 1 scrumpleberry vote was mine too.

No, It was Christmas.Oh huh. :confused:

'grats Mullet!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Visitor Messager
Last winner: Rantzien
Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas
Shoeberto
Rantzien
Quin
Jiro


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪:Christmas
Rantzien: Christmas
qwertysaur:Christmas
Breine: Christmas
Jiro: Quin</td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Christmas
Old Manus: Christmas
Shiny: Rantzien
Sir Lancealot: Christmas
Psychotic: Christmas
Raistlin:Shoeberto</td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up:Rantzien/Shoeberto/Quin (1/11)

[Lawr]

"'grats Mullet!" sounds like some kind of exotic food.

'grats Mullet!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I think the 1 scrumpleberry vote was mine too.

No, It was Christmas.Oh huh. :confused:

'grats Mullet!

You voted for someone else.

[Jiro]

Why am I even nominated for this I don't even

[Raistlin]

"Best Visitor Messager" is like asking for the most talented TV soap actor.

[scrumpleberry]

MASMAS :heart:

[Rantz]

Congrats Flying Mullet! And everybody else who won stuff!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://faculty-staff.ou.edu/C/Christa.Chilson-1/Zen4.jpg (http://faculty-staff.ou.edu/C/Christa.Chilson-1/Zen4.jpg)


Visitor Messages originated from usernotes which probably not many people remember it now.

During the early days of user notes Ki Ki (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/ki%2Bki.html) was one of the main players, along with Psychotic (http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki/memberlist/psychotic), Misfit (http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki/memberlist/misfit), Meat Puppet (http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki/memberlist/meat_puppet) and Czanthor (http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki/memberlist/cz).

And came along PIP (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/primus%2Binter%2Bpares.html), who might had been in your usernotes recruiting you into his legion.

As time pass, Usernote became a place where members socialize and talk with each other.Many of us might had made a lot of good friends through this but somehow it got changed to "Visitor Messages" which I personally is very upset about the change for sentimental reasons.

I hope that in the future, people can continue to use this function to make new friends and enjoy themselves. And if possible, change it back to usernotes.

Now let me introduce the nominees:

Christmas
Shoeberto
Rantzien
Quin
Jiro

Who among these five is the Best Usernoter?

[Shiny]

Ah, Cz. Those were the days.

[Laddy]

MAS-MAS

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas




25) Best Visitor Messager

Christmas........25
Shoeberto.........5
Quin..............5
Jiro..............5
Rantzien..........3
RSL...............1

[Rye]

Good for you! :jess:

[Laddy]

Congrats!

[Melissaur]

OMG this is so great!

[Jiro]

Well done! Quite well deserved.

It seems everyone I have ever usernoted voted for me! Thanks guys :jess:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Chatter
Last winner: rubah
Nomination Leader: rubah

The Nominees
rubah
Sagensyg
Roogle
Fujiko
Melissaur
Shiny
Freya


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪:Roogle
Rantzien: rubah
qwertysaur:rubah
Breine: Roogle
Jiro: Melissaur </td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Sagensyg
Old Manus: rubah
Shiny: Fujiko
Sir Lancealot: Roogle
Psychotic: rubah
Raistlin:rubah </td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: rubah (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Roogle (3/11)

[Sir Lancealot]

Roogle has 3.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

You are right, sorry.

[Sir Lancealot]

It's okay.

[Melissaur]

It's okay you're tired.

[Rantz]

It's okay you're fired.

(NOT REALLY <3)

[Rye]

No worries, Award Yuletide. We love you!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg

As always the forum-goers remain woefully ignorant of the alternative measures provided by the administration that ease communication. This picture represents all that is wrong with the forums, and all that is right with the vaunted #eoff. #eoff, the Chat, the Speakeasy, that which where no Final Fantasy has ever gone before.

There are certain people, constituents of a forgotten population that lurk these murky depths. Often, they are unaware, and could snap at any moments. They eat snow from off the ground, they could turn pennies into paupers, and magnets into railguns. I myself could not profess a true knowledge of what goes on in there when I am not around, but I am sure that when my presence is felt, an equal and opposite ceramic plate is headed for my direction.

rubah
Sagensyg
Roogle
Fujiko
Melissaur
Shiny
Freya

I've heard that these people are "chatters." But what goes for "best" these days, I cannot know for sure. EoFF, who is the best chatter, here? And of course, it should be known that, as with tradition, the award is revealing in the IRC channel before the forums.

[Tavrobel]

I was inspired by a comment in the Predictions thread about one of the speeches being about a llama. So I did it!

[Laddy]

I chatted on #eoff twice.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah




24) Best Chatter

rubah.......10
Sagensyg....8
Freya.......8
Melissaur...6
Shiny.......5
Roogle......4
Fujiko......3
RSL.........1

[Old Manus]

Tav 'ghost writer for the stars' Robel

[Shiny]

#eoff already knows the winner

EDIT: now you guys do too

[Jiro]

Congrats!

[Laddy]

Congrats rubah!

[Lawr]

Good job, rubah! I received more votes than I thought!

[Melissaur]

This is what I get for spending my life in that chat!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

This is what I get for spending my life in that chat!

It's ok, I dun even get 10 total votes for my first ciddies event here in the past.

Just keep up the good work.

[Psychotic]

Congratulations Allie :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Spammer
Last winner: Quin
Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas
Old Manus
Quin
eestlinc
Baloki
I Took The Red Pill
Space Pope


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪:Christmas
Rantzien: Christmas
qwertysaur:Christmas
Breine: Quin
Jiro: Christmas </td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Old Manus
Old Manus: Christmas
Shiny: Quin
Sir Lancealot: Space Pope
Psychotic:Christmas
Raistlin:Christmas </td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Quin (2/11)

[Raistlin]

There's only one quality spammer in that bunch.

[Rye]

elsie and keith!

[Shlup]

ARGH AT THIS BEING POSTED ON BJ'S BIRTHDAY SO I HAVE TO CATCH UP LIKE 20 PAGES AT A TIME WHILE HE'S IN THE SHOWER!!!!


Here's a hint, ladies: grow a pair, man up, and watch some real porn. It'll go way better for you, I swear it! Really, every guy just wants to share every moment he can with his significant other, why not accompany him when he's watching porn, too? It's educational, fun for (most of) the family, and you just might learn something about people while you're sharing this experience together.
The magical thing about being a girl is that we can do more than one thing ever, and therefore are perfectly capable of both.

And Twilight vampires don't have fangs. They just chomp. SO THERE!

Aaaaand I win by more than double 2nd place. Nice. :hux:


To thank all of her voters, Shlup added an Edward Cullen smiley. :hux:

Rye made it herself!

LOL @ Christmas winning the MLT RM Ciddie by an epic margin.


ShlupQuack: Definitely one of the most deserving for this award. If anyone from Twilight came up to her she’d be jumping them before they could sparkle.
Yup. Male or female.

I got third?? Rubah does deserve it though, she's a total whore.



How the hell did I lose Crankiest? You guys all suck.

Tav is a pretty epic dick, dude. You may be crabby, but he smears the walls with his crabby and you smell it for days after.



26) Funniest Member[/FONT]

Flying Mullet.......13
Psychotic...........10
Quin................10
ShlupQuack...........5
Noctiluca............4
Del Murder...........2
Sagensyg.............2
Rantzien.............1
RSL..................1


While I didn't expect to win Funniest Member, the fact that I came in even after Quin proves that you all are sexist bitches. Feel shame!

Guess I'll have to read the rest tomorrow. BAH!

[Lawr]

The best spammers are the one that cause controversy. And no one does it better than Space Pope!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The Best Spammer. Rather then tell you about this award, I decided to get together my own Spam Brigade for a demonstration. It's long, but worth it.


Jake: im pretty hungry
u hell should mak me a sandwich

Jiro: You make me a sandwich, boy!

Jake: I SAID MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Jiro: Do it yourself lazy bish

Jake:...
u make a vaild argument...o wait
no u dont
i win :D

Jiro: You lose. smurf I LOSE

Jake: smurf I LOSE
haha
hate you

Jiro:No you don't :D

Jake: i know :aimkiss:

Timekeeper: I made a gollem pacman on gamemaker
When you get the ring he says My precious
and then the ghosts become fish and you eat them
and he says Raw and wriggly

Jake: i need mind sustainence
says father

Timekeeper: Eat a doplhin

Jiro: You need a real brain imho
There is no return

Timekeeper: Hah you actually did

Jiro: We are doomed

Jake: EVERYONE STOP

Jiro: *boom headshot*
*CRITICAL HIT*
*pwn'd*

Timekeeper: Roses are red violets are blue all my base are belong to you

Jake: i added in the dance just after she left

Sophie: i am bored

Jake: RUN TO MY HOUSE
GO
DO IT

Sophie: OK

Jake: DONT BE A WIMP

Sophie: THAT IS VERY FAR

Timekeeper: Not for caps lock man

Sophie: IF CLOVER COMES WITH ME
BET SHE WONT
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE SHE IS A.

Jake: GO CLOVER
DO IT

Sophie: I’m going to bed again

Jake: DONT BE A WIMP
bed=kitchen

Jiro: Sleep = sammiches?

Jake: take THAT society
psilocybin mushroom or magical mushroom. When Indigested produces a hallucenogenic high which can result in stomach bleeding or tasting the color green!

Timekeeper: and the times are

Krisite: VICTORY!

Timekeeper: 10:25 leave lands

Kristie: im all set for tomorrow guys :)

Timekeeper: *punches sky*

Jiro: *fist pump*
*eats hotdog*

Timekeeper: I LOVE LIFEEEEEEEEEEE
*sigh*

Jiro: *huff*
*puff*
*blows down house*

Kristie: *screams*

Jake: *GTFOs*?

Jiro: I'm goin' in, cover me!

Jake: *pew pew*

Jiro: OMFG
No way

Timekeeper: yes way

Jiro: I just... that was... it was a tear!
I just teared up man

Rachran: for you info i found that

Jake: no he didnt!
pics or it didnt happen
ha, i win

Rachran: dang

Jiro: I don't have a webcam at this moment

Jake: punch it
thats right, PUNCH IT

Jiro: Smurfin' BLAM BLAM BLAU
You know what the problem is with caps lock?
Once it's on, you can't go on EVEN MORE
It's just the same

Kristie: yeah i know!
its annoying.

Jake: indeed
i also concur

Rachran: so does rachran

Timekeeper: If you shout
then go all quiet
people might listen harder

Jiro: YO WHAT UP

Jake: &nbsp;PANTS etc
how was uni teste?
test*

Jiro: I smurfing kicked its papery ass

Jake: did u apologise afterwards?
coz u better not have

Jiro: I went to apologise, but the Invigilators glared at me! :eek:

Jake: tasty
did u punch them?
BEST.GAME.EVER.

Jiro: Nick, check the recent archived thread

Timekeeper: Wait

Jiro: The horror of Aaron Freed and his... "pork sword"

Timekeeper: where is archived threads?

Jake: WAIT WHAT
PORK SWORD?
I CANNOT UNREAD THAT
I HATE YOU

Jiro: HEY smurf YOU I CANNOT UNREAD IT EITHER
AND OTHERS, OTHERS CANNOT UNSEE IT
SO SHUT IT
YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW WHO AARON FREED IS
I KNOW

Timekeeper: NO U

Jake: I DONT CARE, YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW WHO IT IS

Timekeeper: NO U

Jake: YES ME

Timekeeper: Maybe I won't look for the archived threads then :)

Kristie: scofield is so annoying.

Jiro: He wants you
Wants you hard

Jake: KRISTIE
KICK HIM NAO

Jiro: smurf yes pringles
I welcome our new overloards

Timekeeper: obvious troll is obvious

Kristie: ohhh, i thought you were making a list of people who want me, and i was going to say, WHO ELSE IS ON THERE:S

Rachran: me

Jake: dudes, im watching candle jack, and chasers just star

Rachran: holy crap dont talk about candlejack he will ra

Jiro: No, oh smurf no he's coming guys, it's smurfing candlejack he's going to g

Jake: not even candle jack would watch not the ori

Kristie: that list?!

Timekeeper: They dead

Kristie: TELL ME ABOUT THE LIST

Jake: lets see kristies reaction to our candle jack and the sent

Kristie: the list, NOW.

Timekeeper: There is no list, I'm making you paranoid
Or was I>>!>!?!?!>@111!>@>!one

Kristie: just tell me, if there is

Timekeeper: well you can look at my list

Kristie: what list?

Timekeeper: my list

Kristie: guys,

Rachran: what

Jake: WUT

Timekeeper: IM AZOMBIE

Jiro: Zmobies oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:

Timekeeper: ZOMG!

Kristie: do you reckon its a bad idea to entertain someones idea of me having casual sex with them, to get something i REALLY need?

Jake: ZOMFG
IS IT SCOFILED?
INTERMISSION

Jiro: Oh man you're all be sarcastic and :bou::bou::bou::bou: aren't you

Jake: :eek: jake isnt

Timekeeper: They are, they hate you

Rachran: no i love you
and if you dont love me ill force my love in

Jake: does anyone want another quick intermission?
HOLY MOTHERF***ER
JUST WAIT
EVERYONE STOP
NEWS ON IN BACKGROUND
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED
ABORIGINALS ARE 12% MORE LIKELY TO GO TO JAIL

Timekeeper: Seriously?

Jake: just thought i needed to say that

Timekeeper: What channel?

Jiro: smurf where does that leave me?

Jake: wait
13%*
no idea
dads in control
im just half-listening

Jiro: BUT I LOOK WHITE DOES THAT MEAN I"M OKAY?

Rachran: well dik that leaves you in jail

Jake: PROBS

Jiro: Oh smurf

Rachran: ashley is saying he can beat me in a arm wrestle

Kristie: you want to kill me, so NERR

Timekeeper: I do now.

Jake: KILL HIM RACHRAN
SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE
RIGHT NOW
PL0X

Timekeeper: With you guns

Jake: also sell ur gun to buy bullets
sex is whats happening
somwhere yes
but whats happaini here
here
ex
sex*

Jiro: essex

Jake: ow im missing out......

And now the winner! PS ilu The Man :monster:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

ARGH AT THIS BEING POSTED ON BJ'S BIRTHDAY SO I HAVE TO CATCH UP LIKE 20 PAGES AT A TIME WHILE HE'S IN THE SHOWER!!!!


Here's a hint, ladies: grow a pair, man up, and watch some real porn. It'll go way better for you, I swear it! Really, every guy just wants to share every moment he can with his significant other, why not accompany him when he's watching porn, too? It's educational, fun for (most of) the family, and you just might learn something about people while you're sharing this experience together.
The magical thing about being a girl is that we can do more than one thing ever, and therefore are perfectly capable of both.

And Twilight vampires don't have fangs. They just chomp. SO THERE!

Aaaaand I win by more than double 2nd place. Nice. :hux:


To thank all of her voters, Shlup added an Edward Cullen smiley. :hux:

Rye made it herself!

LOL @ Christmas winning the MLT RM Ciddie by an epic margin.


ShlupQuack: Definitely one of the most deserving for this award. If anyone from Twilight came up to her she’d be jumping them before they could sparkle.
Yup. Male or female.

I got third?? Rubah does deserve it though, she's a total whore.



How the hell did I lose Crankiest? You guys all suck.

Tav is a pretty epic dick, dude. You may be crabby, but he smears the walls with his crabby and you smell it for days after.



26) Funniest Member[/FONT]

Flying Mullet.......13
Psychotic...........10
Quin................10
ShlupQuack...........5
Noctiluca............4
Del Murder...........2
Sagensyg.............2
Rantzien.............1
RSL..................1


While I didn't expect to win Funniest Member, the fact that I came in even after Quin proves that you all are sexist bitches. Feel shame!

Guess I'll have to read the rest tomorrow. BAH!

Dun go. We need posters like you to bring in more posts to this thread.

[Rye]

:bigsmile:

[Raistlin]

ARGH AT THIS BEING POSTED ON BJ'S BIRTHDAY SO I HAVE TO CATCH UP LIKE 20 PAGES AT A TIME WHILE HE'S IN THE SHOWER!!!!

We're only on page 9 (or less), if you use sensible posts per page.


I got third??

I know, I was shocked. But rubah was deserving, as well.

[Psychotic]

There's only one quality spammer in that bunch.Is it the person with the earliest join date?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas




23) Best Spammer

Christmas................13
Space Pope................9
eestlinc..................7
Old Manus.................6
Quin......................5
Baloki................... 5
I Took The Red Pill.......4
RSL.......................1

[Rye]

It's 5 pages for me! It used to be more but 200 posts a page stopped being viable. :(

[Jiro]

http://www.zerodegreesart.com/zartists/gshrosbree/images/i%20was%20right.jpg

[Melissaur]

wow I guess I suck. I'm on page 30 ><

[Shiny]

That picture is kinda disturbing, Jiro.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Poster
Last winner: Rantzien
Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Rantzien
Psychotic
Raistlin
Quin
Levian
I'm My Own MILF
ShlupQuack
Meat Puppet

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪:Rantzien
Rantzien: Psychotic
qwertysaur:Rantzien
Breine: I'm My Own MILF
Jiro: Quin </td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Rantzien
Old Manus: Meat Puppet
Shiny: Meat Puppet
Sir Lancealot: Meat Puppet
Psychotic:Rantzien
Raistlin:Psychotic </td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rantzien (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Meat Puppet (3/11)

[Rye]

Oh man, I hope Liam gets this! Go Liam!

[Rantz]

:hyper:

[Moon Rabbits]

Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: Jiro that picture freaks the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of me.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Poster
----
Rantzien
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/blues.jpg
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Psychotic
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/pluto.jpg
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Raistlin
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/40yr.jpg
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Quin
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/dewey.jpg
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Levian
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/leprechaun.jpg
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I'm My Own MILF
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/bruno.jpg
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ShlupQuack
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/teeth.jpg
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Meat Puppet
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/happiness.jpg

[Shiny]

Oh, here comes that speech...

EDIT: Dayum, you fast gurl.

[Tavrobel]

Shiny, you bad.

[Psychotic]

hahahhahaa Raistlin hahahahaa

[Christmas]

Shiny's speech is so interesting and creative! PAUL! and Sonny Rantzien, what do the two of you think? :bigsmile:

[Rantz]

xD

I love it, Shiny!

[Psychotic]

I already told you what I think. :colbert:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic




22) Best Poster

Psychotic..........14
Quin................7
Raistlin............6
I'm My Own MILF.....5
Rantzien............4
Levian..............4
Meat Puppet.........4
ShlupQuack..........3
RSL.................1

[Christmas]

PAUL! you won! :bigsmile:

[Psychotic]

Oh! I didn't expect that! Thank you, everyone. I really appreciate it. :)

[Rye]

:bigsmile: GO PAUL GO PAUL :bigsmile:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Writer
Last winner: Ouch!
Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Psychotic
Moon Rabbits
Mogi
eestlinc
Dignified Pauper
Necronopticous

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tbody><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪:Necronopticou s
Rantzien: Psychotic
qwertysaur:eestlinc
Breine: Psychotic
Jiro: Psychotic </td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Psychotic
Old Manus: Psychotic
Shiny: Psychotic
Sir Lancealot: Psychotic
Psychotic:Moon Rabbits
Raistlin:Psychotic </td></tr></tbody></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: eestlinc/Necronopticous/Moon Rabbits(1/11)

[Rantz]

Congrats, Paul! :D

[Moon Rabbits]

Only one person predicted me :heartbreak:

[Shiny]

:o I expected Meat Puppet to win, but good job Psychotic!

[Raistlin]

6 votes for Best Poster? And hahaha at me receiving more votes than Shlup. You people have better taste than I thought.

[Tavrobel]

And hahaha at me receiving more votes than Shlup.

Not just more, but double.

[Psychotic]

That is one kickin' speech, Shiny!

[Rye]

Bwahhaaha, great one

[Rantz]

Excellent speeches from Shiny this time!

[Shiny]

Ty and smoochie boochies :aimkiss:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

BEST WRITER

Psychotic

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/Dickens.jpg

The Omg What’s Gonna Happen Next British Author a.k.a. “Charles Dickens”

Psychotic or Paulotic as you may not call him, is basically a British writer like Charles Dickens who likes to write about British things like The Beatles and saying the word, “arse”. This ole chap has been a writer on Eyes on Final Fantasy for a shorter period time than some of the other nominees, but since then, he has been consistently updating his epic novel on a daily basis. It features the likes of Eyes on’s very own Cid’s Knight, Rantzien. It also features some cameos of other members on this site. People who love to read his work can always look forward to seeing a cliffhanger at the end because as you know, everyone loves a good blue balling. …To be continued-d-d?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/rantzien/BoB1.jpg

A͓͇̯̼̙͛ͬͦ́̒t̜̯͍͙̘͚̣͇̳́ͣ̈̊̅͒̀̕o̢͚̦ͨ͌̎͊͘pͥ ̷͔̭̮̤͚̍̅̅̉̐ͣ̓̓ ̠̥͓̳̪̫͎̔̌͛ͭͧ̿t̸̵̝̙̠̞͙̖͈̜ͣ̔͒ͤͮͨ̾h̢̑̆̈̒̄͂͜ ̰̤̩̳̝͖e̖̳̼̜͍͚͈͇̋̊ͥͪ̚͡͠ ̘̙̣̹̖̩̪̬̽̓̍̌ͯ̚t̫̜̥̫̤̄ͮ̀ͬ̒͟ḩ̼̹̙͇ͬ͌͊ͯͯ͋̍̈́ ͎i̳͖ͮ͆ͩ͗́n̩̻͔͚̪͛ͪ͑͘k̪̣͖̳͖̱̯ͪ̿͋̇̊ḯ̥̲͂́͜͝ ̘̮̜̣̤n̢̩̣͔̙ͨ̒ͥ͜͠g̤̥̠̫͙͍̻̗ͧ͌͛ ̡̆ͭ͛̋͏̘̖̼̯̩͔̼͈̬r̪̼̺̖͔̗̈́̓ͦ̀́̚o̩̗̬̩͕͛ͪc̓̂̅ ̻̜̩͚̹̻̓̂͡k̭̙͇̗͉̉ͫ̈̅̽͑,ͩ̈̇̎҉̫̙̹͇ ̸̛̞̩̏̅̍͞ḩ̺̬͖̝͉̦́̓e̥͔̜̊̄ ̷͚̰͑̃̇͆̈̀͝w̶̛͉͖̞̘͒̓ͮ̅̆͊a̺̪̳̟̙̮̲̎ͦ̇ͬ̌ȉ̶̆ ͈̣̲t̷̴͙̯͍͍̭̠͂̆̄̈́̇͑́s̳͖̤ͩ̍͂̂.̥͈̟̔

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Moon Rabbits

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/Banjo.jpg

The Omg That Was Really Gruesome Australian Poet a.k.a. “Banjo Paterson”

Moon Rabbits is a seasoned Australian poet like Banjo Paterson who has been publishing his poems on EoFF since 2006. He made an interesting transition; i.e. from love poems to writing about coffins. Poem connoisseurs can look forward to seeing morbid literary imagery full of gore while they’re eating their T.V. dinner.


But with a rock
was the man's head split

engorged with blood
bursting from little
hot holes.

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Mogi

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/Poe.jpg

The Omg I Think I Need a Kleenex American Writer a.k.a. “Edgar Allan Poe”

Mogi is one of the newer writers to EoFF. He’s a very versatile writer who dabbles in poetry, stories and even songs. However, he’s mostly known for writing poetry. Some of his works include imagery that may make readers get teary eyed or have something in their eye as some of them may tell you. Regardless, you can tell a lot of work has been put into whatever he writes at a given moment. Due to his versatility and sometimes emotional context of his writing, he reminds me of Edgar Allen Poe, but with glasses.


But in case you have to read this,
I have a few requests:
Hold close our memories from this life
And know that I'll find you in the next.

Thinking in circles around my broken soul.
Have you beliefs?
They'll be crushed like our childhood dreams.

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eestlinc

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/Silverstein.jpg

The Omg that Rhymed Just in Time Poet a.k.a. “Shel Silverstein”

eestlinc likes to rhyme. He likes to rhyme so much so that it’s divine. He puts words together in his poems that usually feature a scheme of words that rhyme at the end syllables. His flair of writing is similar to that of Shel Silverstein who was known for writing catchy stanzas that rhymed. Though, more recently, he has been writing limericks in his poetry thread in the Writer’s Corner; which is now quite a popular thread. Yes, a thread is popular in the Writer’s Corner. It’s shocking to me too. His limericks are as the title states; dirty much like the frivolous limericks by Edward Lear.


He stayed in his bed
And gave himself head
And spit his own spooge in a bucket
there once was a mayor of porre
whose mom was a dirty old whore

there once was a mayor of porre
whose mom was a dirty old whore

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Dignified Pauper

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/Whitman.jpg

The Omg I Think I Know What Means But Then I Don’t Poet a.k.a. “Walt Whitman”

Dignified Pauper can be considered the resident poet here on Eyes on Final Fantasy. He has been actively giving critique to writers on this site. He also has been known to have been posting his own poems since back in 2003, but has probably been posting poems earlier than that. He is known for using flowery language and metaphors that can be sometimes cryptic, but beautiful nonetheless. In addition to that, he uses the word “moon” a lot. He must like moons. If he could be compared to any poet it would be, the father of American poetry, otherwise known as Walt Whitman because of his seniority with posting poetry on this site. And just look at that dude’s picture... he’s friggin’ old.

A moon
crescent. The curious bending of light
through your glasses. The feature. Just dress
in black and blend right in.

Old man moon, you must forget
your son. He made all the children run
and hide with his green toothed smile

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Necronopticous

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/EoFF%20Pics/Cummings.jpg

The Omg is it Getting Hot in Here or is it Just Me Poet a.k.a. “e.e. cummings”

Normally when I think of erotic literature I think of sappy serial romance novels with cheesy pictures of Fabio on the cover. I think of Henry Miller’s novel, Tropic of Cancer. I think of the early erotica poems by e.e. cummings. I don’t think of poetry on Eyes on Final Fantasy. But, that’s what some people may think when they read Necronopticous’ poems. Those who have read his more recent poems have found it hard to control the urge of salivating over their keyboards and if they’ve told you otherwise, they’re liars.


With pulse and sigh,
she writhes;

Each rapid gasp harked

blanket mound bunched
in eager knead and grind

[Shlup]

Dun go. We need posters like you to bring in more posts to this thread.

"Sorry, BJ, your birthday has to be postponed so I can participate in message board awa--*gets shot by a BJ*"



I got third??

I know, I was shocked. But rubah was deserving, as well.

I think they should just give it to all of us.



And hahaha at me receiving more votes than Shlup.

Not just more, but double.

Haaaaaaate you both. Though I was surprised to be up for that one anyway.

And Shiny's speech was made of win.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic




21) Best Writer

Psychotic...........16
Mogi.................7
Dignified Pauper.....6
Moon Rabbits.........4
eestlinc.............4
Necronopticous.......3
RSL..................1

[Rye]

YOU GO PAUL.

[Tavrobel]

Is it just me, or are there a lot more curbstomp victories this time around?

[Psychotic]

Hurray! :jess:

I'll have to pay you all back with the finale of Rantzien's Adventures. I'll have it done soon I swear! (just as soon as I can figure out what I want to do with it xD)

[Moon Rabbits]

Four more than I expected :bigsmile:

[Shiny]

Congratulations Psychotic! His stories are truly awe inspiring. I mean, when he said, "I'm the arse-smurfah" I teared a little.

[Old Manus]

oh my god psychotic well thats a suprise he wins everything every year ffs

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Artist
Last winner: Black Orb
Nomination Leader: Black Orb/Pete For President

The Nominees
Pete for President
Black Orb
Jirito
Marshall Banana
auronlu
Christmas

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪:Pete for President
Rantzien:Black Orb
qwertysaur:Black Orb
Breine: Black Orb
Jiro: Jirito </td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: Christmas
Old Manus: Christmas
Shiny:Black Orb
Sir Lancealot: Black Orb
Psychotic:Pete for President
Raistlin:Black Orb </td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Black Orbc (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Pete For President/Christmas(2/11)

[Moon Rabbits]

Also: "Poem connoisseurs can look forward to seeing morbid literary imagery full of gore while they’re eating their T.V. dinner."

is going to be part of my biography one day~~~~~~~

[Christmas]

Psychotic gonna sweep again. :bigsmile:

[Psychotic]

Psychotic gonna sweep again. :bigsmile:I'm no match for Wolf Kanno or Evastio!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Even if you cba to read all the text, folks, at least view this fantastic picture scrumpleberry drew of the artists and their art. It is immense: http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/7512/valid.jpg

Psychotic: To kick us off, it's black orb and this nightmare-inducing...thing! http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/artists-forum/30639d1251147760-black-ink-thread-fairytale.jpg
Psychotic: Viewers at home cannot tell this, but everybody has been silent for many hours. We are in awe.
Rantzien: Dear lord, that is terrifying. I'm shivering in my boots.
Cz: I'm shuddering in my Crocs!
Rantzien: I can only find comfort in the little happy kitten head held up by two tentacle-like things.
Psychotic: That kitten has a rather dashing dragon skull hat.
Psychotic: I imagine they'll be all the rage in Milan this season!
Rantzien: It's dystopia-chic!
Cz: It wouldn't be the first time a black orb work has altered the course of fashion history.
Psychotic: I've yet to forget those shoes from episode II! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/artists-forum/29373d1227809400-some-color-drawings-lennamonk2.jpg)
Rantzien: I've not. But nevermind me and my old noggin.
Psychotic: At least your noggin isn't like that giant mushroom fella's. That must put quite a strain on his neck!
Cz: One that that strikes me about this image is the crucifix knocked askew. Do you think eyeson is really ready for such bold and challenging iconoclastic imagery?
Psychotic: What is actually on the crucifix? Is that...is that a shrimp?
Cz: Gosh, the daring of it!
Rantzien: Shrimp Jesus!
Psychotic: He FRIED for our sins! ha haha!
Rantzien: Ha ha!
Cz: (Ha!)
Rantzien: Also noteworthy is the lady in the upper right. I... I'm afraid I don't have the words for her, however.
Psychotic: Oh gosh. Is that her nipple?
Cz: I can only assume so. Either that or she's sporting an accessory from the new Ann Summers Impalement range.


Psychotic: Christmas has been hard at work organising these Ciddies, but she has also found time to make comics like this! http://forums.eyesonff.com/2745967-post211.html
Cz: I...am overcome.
Psychotic: I wish I was married to a little tree. The mother-in-law jokes I could make!
Cz: They're a poplar form of humour.
Rantzien: I always found that wild mix of original graphics and pasted photos and graphics alike to be quite satisfactory!
Psychotic: I am quite fond of all of those skulls as Levian sexually assaults Old Manus.
Psychotic: It just adds to the romantic mood.
Cz: And the red text conveys a palpable sense of lust.
Rantzien: As do the double exclamation marks.
Cz: That contrasts beautifully with the peaceful blue of subsequent scenes.
Psychotic: The snake like tongue of the Norwegian assailant really brings out the loathing of the character too. What a vile, despicable creature he is.
Psychotic: Hmmm. Levian is a snake, and rubah is a fox. Are we living in a world where the furries have won?
Cz: I think those are merely the inner characteristics of the individuals, being expressed physically.
Cz: Although what trait corresponds to imperial troopery is unclear.
Rantzien: Snakes are not very furry, for that matter. Do they even count?
Psychotic: Let's not be discriminatory, Rantzien. That is rather bigoted and small-minded of you against Reptile-Americans everywhere!
Rantzien: Soon they'll want the vote!
Psychotic: I fear for the day when the Million Lizard March descends upon the capitol.
Cz: Million Lizard Slither, surely?
Cz: It doesn't roll off the tongue, but then not a lot does for serpents.


Psychotic: Jirito has contributed this image to the cause: Snow from the upcoming FFXIII! http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8456/snow01xiiifreestylejiri.jpg
Cz: Looks more FFXXX to me.
Psychotic: I feel dirty looking at this. I have several educational tabs open, ready to switch to for when my parents unexpectedly burst in.
Cz: I don't know. He looks like he could teach you a thing or two!
Psychotic: How to keep your head warm and your torso cool - A beginner's class.
Rantzien: Those abdominal muscles look like they could crush anything you'd stick inbetween.
Rantzien: Not that you would, uh, stick anything inbetween them, of course.
Psychotic: Well this took a turn for the awkward.
Cz: Hm, yes.
Psychotic: Erm. Uh. Ah. Well.
Rantzien: I'm nervously coughing but you can't see, so it feels a bit pointless.
Cz: I am having trouble understanding the context of thise picture. Has Snow just got out of the shower?
Cz: If so, he hasn't put his cap on properly - most of his hair isn't even covered.
Psychotic: Maybe he's going swimming! It looks like he has a noseplug.
Rantzien: I can see he's wearing his shower shorts, though--as any gentleman would.
Psychotic: A belt too. I suppose you can never have too much storage space for conditioner.
Rantzien: Under no condition!
Cz: I see he's shaved his armpits. Or at least, one of his armpits.
Cz: I wonder if this is a constraint forced upon character designers, due to the fact that no console yet devised has the processing power to accurately render armpit hair?
Psychotic: Roll on the PlayStation 6 and its goosepimpled flesh, I say.
Rantzien: Definitely. We want to look our characters in the pores and see them perspire before they know it themselves.


Psychotic: Pete for Presisdent's bedroom wall will be the next focus of our artistic intentions. Behold the lime green majesty! http://forums.eyesonff.com/2726330-post31.html
Rantzien: This is what I imagine heaven to look like, fellows.
Psychotic: Are we all agreed the little chap on top of the building is Link raising the tri-force? Or do they not let Elves into heaven?
Cz: There are a few too many airships and cranes around. How would that fit into the series canon?
Cz: I must say that this looks rather gorgeous though. Like Battersea in spring.
Psychotic: I'm slightly disappointed that Pete's radiator does not match the colour of his wall.
Psychotic: Actually that would make for some good innuendo about ladies who dye their hair.
Cz: Like all the best art.
Psychotic: ShlupQuack's Mona doesn't match her Lisa if you catch my meaning
Rantzien: My virgin mind will have none of this filth.
Psychotic: You are too good for vagabonds like us, Pontus. I like the checkerboard building. Sort of reminds me of magnetic chess sets!
Rantzien: Now chess is something I can understand and appreciate! I'll cheer to that!
Cz: Now fellows, that's clearly a checkers board.
Cz: Or draughts, for those traditionalists among us.
Psychotic: Yes, I was about to start violently retching until you said draughts.
Psychotic: Although I assume the two may be unrelated.
Cz: I believe they are related, though the former is illegitimate.
Cz: I like the striped tower in the centre of the picture. The weather vane sets it off nicely. And aptly, seeing as it makes a perfect Bird's Nest.
Cz: Seems like the sort of place you might find a power weapon!
Psychotic: I call snipes! Don't get the snipes or I will betray you! The snipes are my snipes!
Psychotic: Honestly, all I can think of when people say "Snipes" is the bird.


Psychotic: auronlu has taken Halloween to a whole new explosive level! A first for our little art discussion, we have a real treat on our hands: A pumpkin! http://auronlu.istad.org/images/bomb2.jpg
Psychotic: Ah, bombs. Forerunners of the Electrode that we all know and love so well.
Cz: Mmm, this looks rather familiar.
Cz: Rantzien, is that your sister?
Psychotic: Ohhhhhhhhh! Heavens what a burn! Rantzien just got toooold!
Rantzien: I have only one thing to say to this sculpture: "Oh pumpkin, you lookin' da bomb tonight!"
Rantzien: I hope you appreciated that. It took a lot of mental capacity to come up with.
Psychotic: That's it? Really? The first time you've seen each other for fifteen years and that's all you have to say?
Psychotic: Huh.
Psychotic: I would've thought a meeting between a Swede and his estranged Pumpkin would've been more poignant.
Rantzien: Well, she seems a little too aglow for proper communication!
Cz: In all seriousness, this is an incredibly innovative medium. Am I right in saying that we have never before seen such a thing, in two whole years of judging the Eyes on Final Fantasy Best Artist Ciddie?
Psychotic: Well, we did once have to judge a YouTube video.
Psychotic: And you just wait and see what our next and final judgery will be! Oh it'll be a DOOZIE!
Cz: I hope I can eat it!
Rantzien: I cannot imagine it beats this in the edibility department!
Cz: If the name of the category were Most Digestible Artwork then we'd have a clear winner.
Psychotic: I don't know why you guys would want to eat the candle in that thing's mouth.
Cz: You don't like wax, Psychotic?
Psychotic: I'm more of an oil man, if I'm honest.

Psychotic: Rounding things off, it's Marshall Banana's turn, and we are going to do something incredible and ridiculous that we have not yet ever attempted. Gentlemen, we will review....a FORUM SKIN! http://forums.eyesonff.com/?styleid=61
Cz: Oh wow. Is it getting cold in here?! Because I think someone just knocked down the fourth wall!!!
Rantzien: Oh my lord. As a traditionalist, this shakes my very foundations!
Cz: I can't help but notice that this is another piece of the furry persuasion.
Psychotic: I'm not so sure if you can call a yeti a furry. At least, not without having your arms ripped out of their sockets.
Cz: Fair point. It is wonderful to see some of the niche characters getting their due, anyway.
Rantzien: I really find it quite entertaining/depressing to double-click the ones where Umaro is riding Mog. It's like a hunting game.
Cz: !
Psychotic: Sir...I did not even know such a thing was possible. You have astounded me.
Cz: Clicking Old Man Kefka silences him pretty sharpish!
Psychotic: Although on the subject of, I must say, that is the most blatant case of Moogle abuse this side of FFIX!
Cz: The Superslick sidequest was most disturbing, knowing what they were going to use it for.
Rantzien: The Supersick sidequest, more like.
Cz: Disgusting. And to think they market this stuff to children.
Cz: Videogames ought to be banned and then hurled into the sun and then the sun ought to be banned.
Psychotic: Yes, let's ban the sun! Race you to the Mod CP, Rantzien!
Rantzien: I don't know how to find out its IP.
Psychotic: Me neither. I just wanted a race. :shobon:
Rantzien: Is that racist? Help me out, Cz!
Cz: It's race related. Further than that I am not willing to go.
Cz: Although I must say, I do adore the colour of this skin.
Rantzien: Far be it from us to exclude Marshall Banana from the running for her blue skin!
Psychotic: I'm glad you've said it's blue. I thought I was the only one who saw it that way. Everyone else says it is purple.
Psychotic: You and me, Rantzien, together against the world.
Cz: I think it's blue too, guys. =(
Cz: Can I join your gang?
Psychotic: Maybe when you get something blue of your own....ie a blue title....ie a Cid's Knight title....ie because you are not a Cid's Knight!!!!! ie HA HA HA HA.
Rantzien: Well, neither are you. I stand alone.
Psychotic: I used to be one.
Psychotic: I can re-capture the old magic any time I want!
Cz: /Liverpool FC joke
Psychotic: That was a low blow, Snake.

Psychotic: Oh look at us babble on like crones! We should wrap this up good and proper!
Psychotic: Uh...bye...folks? See you next time? Possibly? If we're not all dead by then?
Rantzien: Why wouldn't we be?
Cz: >_>

[Rye]

Oh my god scrumpleberry you genius you deserve to win!

[Psychotic]

scrumpleberry seriously is a heroine for that.

[Christmas]

Psychotic gonna sweep again. :bigsmile:I'm no match for Wolf Kanno or Evastio!


I feel like Batman at the end of The Dark Knight. I'm the guy you all blame when you don't win any Ciddies when really I'm the guy who votes for you.

This is becoming a tradition PAUL! :bigsmile:

[Psychotic]

Hahah yeah it is, Becky.

Also I have to thank Cz and Rantzien for helping too!

Also also:

Psychotic: So gentlemen, our work reviewing art is over. What was your favourite piece that we reveiwed?
Rantzien: I would have to say that Pete's wall art was quite fascinating!
Psychotic: Yes, I did enjoy the lime-green hue.
Psychotic: And yours, ms. scrumpleberry?
scrumpleberry: This is my punishment for being late to the party!
scrumpleberry: I have no IDEA WHAT YOU LOOKED AT POOP
Psychotic: I don't recall that. Who drew that?
Psychotic: Was it black orb?
scrumpleberry: The title, for me, is more reminiscent of the work of Miss Banana.
Psychotic: ah, she liked the forum skin the best. That's to be expected! It was very jolly.
Rantzien: I wouldn't expect anything else from HER.
scrumpleberry: Well, there's no need to make personal remarks :cry:
Psychotic: Cz forever, scrumpleberry never!
Rantzien: Ice burn!
scrumpleberry: In future, I simply shan't bother turning up.
Psychotic: How does it feel to be the Ringo Starr of the art world?
scrumpleberry: At least I have my nose to keep me company.
scrumpleberry: It's worth at least an extra person.

scrumpleberry: It's a shame that Rye's beautiful crafts from the past year and everyone's lovely photographs, especially the staggeringly talented Fuzakeru's shots, seem to have been overlooked here
Psychotic: I don't know, reviewing more artwork would take up more of our time! We're excessively lazy!
scrumpleberry: I have to say, my favourite piece of the year would have to be Shluppers' Strawberry Soaps
scrumpleberry: the experience of trying to create beauty in a stark universe
scrumpleberry: and being consistently misunderstood
scrumpleberry: particularly by unobservant Italian-Americans :bigsmile:
Psychotic: Ohhhhhh no she di'n't!
Psychotic: Also I don't know if we can ever have you on our show again, berry. Actually having someone who understands art makes the rest of us look like amateurs!
Psychotic: I want to give the impression that I review art on forums for a living!
scrumpleberry: You're doing BEAUTIFULLY
Rantzien: As long as I can wear a monocle and a hat I can keep appearances up.
scrumpleberry: Pontus may in fact be the first performance artist to grace EoFF!
Psychotic: he what.
Rantzien: I what.
scrumpleberry: Will we be seeing more of the hatted, monocled narwhal in future? I certainly hope we will.
scrumpleberry: Back on the subject of the creator of those glorious soaps, her fabulous and perfect hallowe'en costume really added a special something to our october!
scrumpleberry: In fact, EoFF fashion has seen a turn up for the books lately with Rodarian showing us some very chic & stylish (and environmentally friendly!) pieces
Psychotic: I like wearing clothes too!
scrumpleberry: I hope that the House of Roddy will be sending me shoes and scarves when he becomes famous :colbert:
scrumpleberry: Every month :colbert:
scrumpleberry: I mean, I'm only asking :colbert:
scrumpleberry: But it would really be nice :colbert:
scrumpleberry: DON'T YOU AGREE. :colbert:
Psychotic: Uh. Well. I mean. I don't...disagree.
Rantzien: I'm not sure about all this.
scrumpleberry: You're far too ambivalent!
Rantzien: It all smells fishy to me!
Rantzien: Like fish!
scrumpleberry: Take a stance!
Psychotic: Take a stance take a stance take a stance.
Psychotic: If you change your mind, scrumple's the first in line.
scrumpleberry: for new narwhal-skin shoes yes :bigsmile:

bonus disc feature.

[Marshall Banana]

scrumpleberry, I love that! It's adorable!

I WANT THAT COAT!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Black Orb




20) Best Artist

Black Orb..............12
Pete for President......9
Jirito..................7
Christmas...............7
Marshall Banana.........4
auronlu.................4
RSL.....................1

[Christmas]

Hahah yeah it is, Becky.

Also I have to thank Cz and Rantzien for helping too!

Also also:

Psychotic: So gentlemen, our work reviewing art is over. What was your favourite piece that we reveiwed?
Rantzien: I would have to say that Pete's wall art was quite fascinating!
Psychotic: Yes, I did enjoy the lime-green hue.
Psychotic: And yours, ms. scrumpleberry?
scrumpleberry: This is my punishment for being late to the party!
scrumpleberry: I have no IDEA WHAT YOU LOOKED AT POOP
Psychotic: I don't recall that. Who drew that?
Psychotic: Was it black orb?
scrumpleberry: The title, for me, is more reminiscent of the work of Miss Banana.
Psychotic: ah, she liked the forum skin the best. That's to be expected! It was very jolly.
Rantzien: I wouldn't expect anything else from HER.
scrumpleberry: Well, there's no need to make personal remarks :cry:
Psychotic: Cz forever, scrumpleberry never!
Rantzien: Ice burn!
scrumpleberry: In future, I simply shan't bother turning up.
Psychotic: How does it feel to be the Ringo Starr of the art world?
scrumpleberry: At least I have my nose to keep me company.
scrumpleberry: It's worth at least an extra person.

scrumpleberry: It's a shame that Rye's beautiful crafts from the past year and everyone's lovely photographs, especially the staggeringly talented Fuzakeru's shots, seem to have been overlooked here
Psychotic: I don't know, reviewing more artwork would take up more of our time! We're excessively lazy!
scrumpleberry: I have to say, my favourite piece of the year would have to be Shluppers' Strawberry Soaps
scrumpleberry: the experience of trying to create beauty in a stark universe
scrumpleberry: and being consistently misunderstood
scrumpleberry: particularly by unobservant Italian-Americans :bigsmile:
Psychotic: Ohhhhhh no she di'n't!
Psychotic: Also I don't know if we can ever have you on our show again, berry. Actually having someone who understands art makes the rest of us look like amateurs!
Psychotic: I want to give the impression that I review art on forums for a living!
scrumpleberry: You're doing BEAUTIFULLY
Rantzien: As long as I can wear a monocle and a hat I can keep appearances up.
scrumpleberry: Pontus may in fact be the first performance artist to grace EoFF!
Psychotic: he what.
Rantzien: I what.
scrumpleberry: Will we be seeing more of the hatted, monocled narwhal in future? I certainly hope we will.
scrumpleberry: Back on the subject of the creator of those glorious soaps, her fabulous and perfect hallowe'en costume really added a special something to our october!
scrumpleberry: In fact, EoFF fashion has seen a turn up for the books lately with Rodarian showing us some very chic & stylish (and environmentally friendly!) pieces
Psychotic: I like wearing clothes too!
scrumpleberry: I hope that the House of Roddy will be sending me shoes and scarves when he becomes famous :colbert:
scrumpleberry: Every month :colbert:
scrumpleberry: I mean, I'm only asking :colbert:
scrumpleberry: But it would really be nice :colbert:
scrumpleberry: DON'T YOU AGREE. :colbert:
Psychotic: Uh. Well. I mean. I don't...disagree.
Rantzien: I'm not sure about all this.
scrumpleberry: You're far too ambivalent!
Rantzien: It all smells fishy to me!
Rantzien: Like fish!
scrumpleberry: Take a stance!
Psychotic: Take a stance take a stance take a stance.
Psychotic: If you change your mind, scrumple's the first in line.
scrumpleberry: for new narwhal-skin shoes yes :bigsmile:

bonus disc feature.

I think the fact that I switched accounts and make attention seeking posts to get more posts into this thread is worth the effort. :bigsmile:

[Psychotic]

Congratulations, black orb! :luca:

Unlucky, Pete. You had my vote. (unless Award Yuletide tells me differently because I forgot who I voted for apparently :lol:)

[Raistlin]

How many times has black orb won Best Artist now? It seems like a tradition at this point.

[Shiny]

Congrats black orb for once again winning this award as usual! And scrumpleberry, that is a boss picture.

(Pete had my vote for this year and last year oh wells :()

[Rye]

....................... it looked like candy! The soap LOOKS like candy. :kaocry2:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Signature
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: I took the Red Pill/Rantzien

The Nominees
I Took the Red Pill
Rantzien
Jesswee
Sagensyg
I'm My Own MILF
BG-57
Christmas and friends
Del Murder

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jessweeee♪:I Took the Red Pill
Rantzien:I'm My Own MILF
qwertysaur:Christmas and friends
Breine: I'm My Own MILF
Jiro: I Took the Red Pill </td><td width="50%">
Tavrobel: I Took the Red Pill
Old Manus: Christmas and friends
Shiny:Rantzien
Sir Lancealot: Christmas and friends
Psychotic:Rantzien
Raistlin:Rantzien </td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas and friends/Rantzien/I Took The Red Pill (3/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: I'm My Own MILF(2/11)

[Christmas]

I like Milf's sig, what do everyone think? :bigsmile:

[Rye]

Go creepy Jewish Barry Manilow!

[Loony BoB]

I refuse to say my preference. MINE IS BEST. Obviously. :shifty:

[Laddy]

Whoo!

[Rantz]

I think Sagensyg's sig was too pretty not to vote for!