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Madame Adequate
05-21-2010, 08:13 PM
What the hell, guys? Seriously? I mean I know you're student rabble in this house and you spend all your time smoking weed.

But how the holy smurf have you managed to make not one but TWO of my cooking pots disappear? There is now ONE in the kitchen, which makes it someone difficult to prepare any meal which requires more than one.

Awesome. :stare:

Ragebrain The Enraged
05-21-2010, 08:27 PM
If life gets you down then let some Weed get you high again. :D

05-21-2010, 08:27 PM
There's an obvious explanation for this, Huxley.

They're making marijuana stew.

05-21-2010, 08:28 PM
(look in the fridge, man, that's where those fuckin' rabbits put them!)

05-21-2010, 08:34 PM
You have only one choice.

05-21-2010, 08:36 PM
There's an obvious explanation for this, Huxley.

They're making marijuana stew.

*Become all Oliver Twist like*

Could I have some more weeeed stew...

Old Manus
05-21-2010, 08:38 PM
I brought two plates, two bowls, and a load of cutlery with me. One plate and some knives and forks remain.

05-21-2010, 08:41 PM
That's kind of funny, I smell weed right now.

05-21-2010, 10:04 PM
I removed my roommate. Dishes no longer disappear.

05-21-2010, 10:40 PM
Community sacrifice. You've made someone else's life better, MILF.

05-21-2010, 11:23 PM
You're entirely too tolerant of a person, Hux.

It's the UK and all their lame anti-gun laws is what it is.

05-21-2010, 11:31 PM
You know, hot pots and cold pots look the same. If your roomies are smoking that much weed, they might not notice if they stove top is on...

05-21-2010, 11:33 PM
All of your housemates are bad in their own way. I like Luke and Shane, and they're certainly not as bad as that fat fuck, Nick, but I swear to god, your entire cutlery set has disappeared because of them. Your mommy and Dan bought you those things for you! Grrrrr!!!

Keep the rest of your stuff in your room, Huxley. Or lynch them! Gahhh. I dunno how you tolerate it, like Shlup said. If people touch any of my stuff without permission I freak out.

05-21-2010, 11:36 PM
*steals Rye's laptop*

Madame Adequate
05-21-2010, 11:56 PM
I'm glad people think I'm too soft, because that way all my Machiavellian schemes that take a decade to come to fruition but visit ruination upon all who have wronged me will never be linked to me :)

Anyway kind of hard for me to do anything right now because I only discovered the disappearance after everyone else left for the weekend.

I have no idea where all the forks are.

05-21-2010, 11:57 PM
*steals jussie's new laptop*

05-22-2010, 12:10 AM
*steals Rye's laptop*

ROFL, how I am about my laptop is nothing compared to how much I freak out if I see someone even standing near my car, especially since I got the new one a few weeks ago. XD

I love how your forks have migrated, Huxley. And by love, I mean, I find a lot of humor in the fact that we had to use plastic forks to eat because they stole your entire cache of forks.

05-22-2010, 12:21 AM
I daresay I'm more defensive of my laptop than I am of my car.

Touch my car and I'll tell you to knock it off.
Touch my laptop and lose a finger. <3

Meat Puppet
05-22-2010, 01:05 AM
If it’s not shiny to the point of worship then it has become a helmet. Standard stoner rule.

05-22-2010, 01:49 AM
Now is the time to raid the house and take back what's yours! Avast!

05-22-2010, 03:22 AM
Steal all of their :bou::bou::bou::bou: and pawn it off to buy whatever you want.

Citizen Bleys
05-22-2010, 03:59 AM
How would one use forks in the consumption of marijuana?

I'm interested purely for the sake of curiosity of course.

Meat Puppet
05-22-2010, 05:54 AM
They are not a primary tool, but they do supplement more standard utensils quite nicely.

Meat Puppet
05-22-2010, 06:02 AM
What the fuck is this

05-22-2010, 12:07 PM
That is why I only live with one other person.

But yeah, you need to be like "Hey guys, where the fuck are my things!?"

05-22-2010, 05:49 PM
Lol, Breine is the dog from Pocahontas.

05-22-2010, 06:00 PM
All of the kitchen stuff, aside from like two bowls, belonged to me in my old apartment. And stuff would disappear constantly. When I'd walk into my room mate's room, I'd get a strong waft of decay and when I looked around, I'd usually spot 2-3 cups and at least one used plate that had been sitting in there for who knows how long. It was both gross and frustrating.

I Took the Red Pill
05-22-2010, 06:06 PM
I have your cooking pot. I am making gazpacho.