Quotastic

[Hollycat]

Hey guys I am bak with this important question, what is your CURRENT favorite quote for, the final fantasy universe?


Mine is for the moment, in Crisis Core, if you ignore the Shinra Solder outside the training room and bust in on Hojo, you hear the soldier say," Oh, Mr. Soldier [man], my faith in you has been crushed."

The man part was taken out in the final release, because it made the soldier sound like a child.

[Mo-Nercy]

"When I grow up, I wanna be a Blitzball!" - NPC Kid in Kilika. FFX

[theundeadhero]

Staaaaaay awwaaay from the summmoneeeeer!

[Clo]

Sit down and drink your GODDAMN tea!

[Chris]

Favorite douchebag quote:

"Silence! You are in the presence of Octopus Royalty!" - Ultros, FFVI

:D

Favorite "serious" quote:

"No matter how dark the night, morning always comes, and our journey begins anew." - Lulu, FFX

[Inferno]

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you !

[The Man]

This is sickening! You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!

[Clo]

This is sickening! You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!
Haha. Yeah, this one too.

I want to take a moment to appreciate the voice acting of Kefka in Dissidia when he says: "It seems the mouse is - SMACK - dab in the middle of enemy territory."

[Vermachtnis]

"Enough expository banter! Now, we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh... IT IS MORPHING TIME!" ~ Gilgamesh

"FOOLS! You face the mightiest swordsman in all Ivalice! You face ME! GILGAMESH! Long have I sought the blade of legend, scoured have I the furthest marches, east and west! And now my search brings me HERE! To YOU! Your weapons are forefeit to me!!!" ~ Bender Also Gilgamesh

[Shin Gouken]

"Enough expository banter! Now, we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh... IT IS MORPHING TIME!" ~ Gilgamesh

"FOOLS! You face the mightiest swordsman in all Ivalice! You face ME! GILGAMESH! Long have I sought the blade of legend, scoured have I the furthest marches, east and west! And now my search brings me HERE! To YOU! Your weapons are forefeit to me!!!" ~ Bender Also Gilgamesh

Anything that comes out of Gilgamesh's mouth is just pure awesome

Auron: Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands! - FFX

[Dr. Acula]

You spoony bard!

[Brennan]

Some of my favorites.

Laguna: "I brought the wrong map."
Squall: "I dreamt I was a moron." (Wonder who he was talking about)
Rikku: "Ooh, say, is that edible." (Fighting a flan, I believe)
Vincent: "This is my phone...Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number..." (Somewhere in AC)

[Shiny]

FF V
NPC: "Knights do it two-handed."

FF VI
Sabin: "You think a minor thing like the end of the world was going to do me in?"
Ultros: "Let me get my bib!"

FF VII
Aeris/Aerith: "This guy are sick."

FF IX
Montey: "I'm sharpening my knife, kupo."
Kupo?: "Ow, my kupo!"

FF X
Seymour: "Feel my pain. Come Anima!" It's only funny because of the way he says it.

[Jessweeee♪]

So many xD

Tidus:
Hey, but what if she, like, comes on to me?
"Praise be to Yevon." That's what I would have said, if I was a follower of Yevon.


Anything Cid Highwind says. Like anything.
Hey, do you know who I am? I'm Cid—that's who the hell I am! Now just let me handle it!
This's gonna be a big splash. Hold on to your drawers, an' don't piss in 'em!!
And of course TEA etc.

Balthier: Driver! Faster, if you please. I would be loath to expend any of the violence of my present mood on my companions.

[The Space Pope]

". . ."

[Greatermaximus]

"I'm Sidfrieg, the greatest swordsman ever!"

-Gets hit once and flees-

"vt=3d over i2a+3b+4c - 9x^3, >>> u/p. d/u. abc xyz. N=piearesquared.

SUPERNOVA!

[Skyblade]

"Perfection? What perfection I have or have not, I am not to judge. Yet, however others see me, pariah or paragon, I am but myself. I walk the road I walk because it is mine to walk. I do no more or less than this."

~Blademaster Frimelda Lotice

[Hollycat]

IN the scene in Cid's house in 7 with Palmer, Shera has gone to get tea and stuff and Palmer busts in, if you talk to him he says something along the lines of, "bring me some too, and dont forget the lard, lots and lots of lard."

Bonus: if you say Cloud is not interested in Aerith, then Marline says: "STUPID"

EDIT: thats not the real Sidfrieg

[PeneloRatsbane]

I'm replaying 7 at the mo and i'm using Cait Sith as i've never bothered with him before, got to Wutai today and i loved this quote:
"Listen you stupid, slimy, sleazy old scab bag! If you want to get women, there is such a thing as the RIGHT way! "
Cait Sith to Don Corneo

I think its the use of the expression "scab bag" I especially enjoy. Also the bit before Yuffie nicks your materia, Cait Sith slipped up and said something about not being one to talk, I haven't done the bit where you find out about him yet, silly thing

[Wolf Kanno]

Anything by Gilgamesh...

"Not a word of this to anyone, O shrouded one. *throws up*"
~ Locke Cole (SNES version of VI)

Balthier: The Gods seem to have an interesting sense of humor
Basch: Tell your gods to leave me out of their business
(Second time on the Leviathan)

FOOLS! ~ Ex-Death

"Let's run away! *Lightning dives into the fray* I mean away!"
Sahz

[Forsaken Lover]

Gabranth: Yet without power, what future can you claim? What good a kingdom you cannot defend?

Yuna: I don't like your plan. It sucks.

Zidane: You'd better keep your promise, Kuja!
Kuja: Of course. You needn't worry one bit.
*Party leaves*
Kuja: What a bunch of idiots.

[black orb]

>>> Impertinent Fools!..:luca:

[Forsaken Lover]

"Hey, Boobs! Try that again, just one more time!" -Yuffie

Finding Yuffie when you have Tifa as the party leader is so much more fun.

[razorrozar7]

Cid in AC: "You want off, you JUMP off!"

Zack in Crisis Core, after one of the Yuffie missions: "Wait... how does she have my mail address?"

On a serious note, I thought all the LOVELESS stuff in Crisis Core was pretty cool.

[Hollycat]

YESSSSSSSS, I GOT IT BACKKKKK!!!!, I found a peice of paper that i wrote my password on, so now I AM BACK! Sorry for the lapse in posting, I gave away my laptop without deleting everything off of it, and the neihbor apparently used my profile, I am so happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Now here is a great quote:

"OH, so soft!" -Zidane in the process of feeling Princess Garnet's butt

[Goldenboko]

Poor Kimari, first you lose your horn, then you lose your summoner. Howl alone! Howl alone!

[Rebellious Eagle]

"Ooh...soft..." -Zidane

[black orb]

>>> Stop right there Goers! You might be smiling now but not for loooong! Cuz this year, we Aurochs are taking the cup Hahahahaha ha ha!..:luca:

[The Man]

Swat team runs a no-knock raid on this guy's house, holds a gun to his head in front of his five-year-old daughter, finds nothing. So they write up the guy for having a "disorderly house" (http://www.easterniowanewsnow.com/2010/08/12/swat-team-busts-through-door-looks-for-drugs-at-cedar-rapids-house/), which is described as "a building or house where someone 'resorted to for' illegal activity involving drugs, alcohol, gambling, or prostitution, according to city ordinance". Yeah I don't get it either.

Meanwhile, South Africa's finest have allowed a granny to be mauled by a police dog (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20100810121505209C667026), and then, when it was readily apparent that she was bleeding heavily from her wounds, refused to allow her to go to a hospital in the front of the van; they forced her to ride in the back, where they'd kept the dog. The article doesn't say whether they forced her to ride with the dog. Maybe he got to ride shotgun.

[blackmage_nuke]

...huh?

[VeloZer0]

Guessing this was meant for the police brutality thread in EoEO.

[The Man]

Vel0zer0 is correct. That also explains why I couldn't find the post in the police brutality thread when I refreshed it and had to rewrite it. This is what I get for posting while half-asleep.

[Hollycat]

Back to quotes now please
I think it is appropriate to add some KH in here so:
Pete: "Make way for captain justice"