Thread of no Return (someday...) 2

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nice one.


Less than 2 weeks - 0 points
fourteen days - 1 point

[The Man]

smurf you for screwing it up

[TrollHunter]

...they changed the rules? you're smurfing kidding me
edit: 14 days seems a bit... overkill though. like, 1 week seemed fine.

[The Man]

The rules are prone to being changed without warning. It was eight days for awhile too.

[TrollHunter]

I'll be sure to be more careful for now on. My bad...

[Tigmafuzz]

Post.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're a dick. I hope you know that.

[The Man]

All this roostera is getting pretty damn old.

[Jiro]

are you fucken kidding me baloki. you're a goddamned magnificent bastard you know right. i hate you with so much love hearts right now

roostera this. doesn't help me shit but i wanna complain or sometihg

[Baloki]

are you smurfen kidding me baloki. you're a goddamned magnificent bastard you know right. i hate you with so much love hearts right now

Oh really o:?

[Tigmafuzz]

I wish I had love hearts to hate with. But I can hate just as powerfully with my pelvis, I think. Let's try.

[The Man]

smurf this, I'm going back to Super Metroid

[TrollHunter]

It will never end. :yuck:

[Hollycat]

Play by the rules or I will post every five minutes from now till the golden ferret returns.

[The Man]

Baloki will just deduct points from you if you do that.

[Hollycat]

I have 0 as I don't play.

[Sylvie]

I'll come back in a year.

[The Man]

I'll come back in a year.

It doesn't work that way.


I have 0 as I don't play.

Then you'll have negative points.

[TrollHunter]

Guys, shut your text box.

[Tigmafuzz]

Guys, shut your text box.
That sounded very dirty the first time I read it.

[demondude]

I both pity and adore Aaron for being so attached to this thread. OH WOOPS LOL

[Melissaur]

OMG OMG OMG JAKE IS BACK!!!!! *faints*

[Carl the Llama]

btw, the time increased to 2 weeks~ no points for you!

[Tigmafuzz]

Bananas

[Melissaur]

Look I remembered!

[Gamblet]

Look I remembered!

Less than 2 weeks... 0 points. Y U NO WAIT!? :roll2

[NorthernChaosGod]

Look I remembered!
No you didn't. A point wasn't available until Thursday night. :stare:

[The Man]

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

[Melissaur]

I feel like I won the game just because I messed it up for Julian :love: Also I don't pay attention to this thread so to hell if I actually know the rules.But I did still remember about the thread before some one else posted in it, regardless whether or not I got a point out of it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Of course you remembered to post before anyone else, the rest of us know the rules. o_O

[Tigmafuzz]

There are rules?

[Rianoa]

It shows I have been away from eoff for some time I come back and we've got gil wtf?!

35511

[Gamblet]

CHA CHING!

[TrollHunter]

I... I have nothing to say...
:cry:

[The Man]

This smurfing thread.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well, fuck.

[Tigmafuzz]

Did I miss something?

[NorthernChaosGod]

50 points. /smug

[The Man]

mother smurfer, I just remembered this thread (and not because it was bumped), only to find out I'm eight minutes too late >:C

[Tigmafuzz]

I think NCG has a piece of paper taped to his monitor with the time of the last post in the thread and the time that he has to post in order to get another point.

[Jiro]

He has phone alarms set, actually.

[NorthernChaosGod]

51. /smug

[Tigmafuzz]

You have a problem, sir.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, it's called winning.

[Gamblet]

YOUU....................thing!

[Gamblet]

Sorry for double post.

[Melissaur]

At least it wasnt Julian again

[The Man]

Way to fuck it up assholes.


Less than 3 weeks - 0 points
twenty-one days - 1 point
four weeks - 5 points
six weeks - 20 points
two months - 100 points
six months - 500 point
A year - 2000 points


It wouldn't've been two weeks yet anyway.

[Melissaur]

I don't pay attention enough to this thread to know when the times are changed or whatever. Plus it wasn't me who fucked up in the first place. Until someone post however long from now.

[The Man]

Yeah I really should have just directed that at Gamblet.

[NorthernChaosGod]

At least it wasnt Julian again

Why would it have been me? I don't cockblock at the finish line. :colbert:

[Melissaur]

As I said before; I always forget about this thread until the last second and I don't care enough to keep up with the time limits that keep changing so when he posted I assumed he had won the points, therefore my statement was saying "At least Julian didn't get the points again" as you have been the one winning the past few times. In light of The Man's post AFTER mine pointing out that the time was 3 weeks not 2 anymore, and instead of editing my post I decided to state that I have not paid attention to the times therefore making my first post wrong.

All-in-all I had thought someone beat you, but alas no such luck.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I should beat you. With a stick.

[Melissaur]

Kinky ;D What kind of stick?

[Gamblet]

Ahaha, I did not notice the change in the time limit. Woops. :|

[The Man]

Even if it had still been two weeks you still would've been too early. The point wouldn't've been eligible until today.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bitches. /smug

[The Man]

mother smurfer, that's what I get for taking a smurfing nap

[Melissaur]

Julian.... I smurfing love you bro. Get your game on.

[Jiro]

I checked this on Wednesday and said to myself "alright, don't forget. You're going to beat Julian on this one. You can do it." and then promptly fucking forgot.

[The Man]

You and me both bro. It's embarrassing. :(

[blackmage_nuke]

I really hope I calculated this right.

[TrollHunter]

Me so sad :cry:

[Jiro]

bollocks :(

[The Man]

well, at least it wasn't smurfing Julian this time

[Melissaur]

Yeah that

[NorthernChaosGod]

You all can eat a bag of dicks.

[Gamblet]

Pfffffffffffffff

[The Man]

Oh, hi.

[Gamblet]

Aw..

[Hollycat]

Hobey ho.

[The Man]

Way to smurf it up you tit. It was only seventeen days. Now we have to wait another three weeks before one of us can get a point.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I hate you, HC.

[Melissaur]

I love you, NCG

[Hollycat]

Wait, what happened to 8 days?

DAWWWWW
I was finally going to get a point....

[Jiro]

check OP frequently, Baloki is a cunning fox

[Hollycat]

That is just irritating. By increasing the waiting time for the initial point, no one is ever going to have a chance of winning unless the thread disappears for a few years only to be discovered by a newb.

[Jiro]

or someone who is way to dedicated

[Melissaur]

Like JuliRiv

[NorthernChaosGod]

STOP BUMPING THE FUCKING THREAD.

[Tigmafuzz]

You just have to wait until he secretly changes the time to "one second gives you 1000 points" and leaves it there for only an hour.

[The Man]

will you mothersmurfers just stop smurfing bumping it already, god

[Melissaur]

But you just bumped it :(

[Hollycat]

So what do you get if the thread goes say.... ten years without a post.

[The Man]

But you just bumped it :(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypocriticalHumour

seriously though, stop bumping it :(

[Hollycat]

But you just bumped it :(Hypocritical Humor - Television Tropes & Idioms (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypocriticalHumour)

seriously though, stop bumping it :(

Why don't we all just delete our posts for the last few years, then let one person get the points. Then repeat?

[The Man]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/129/577/How+About+No.jpg?1307079577

[Hollycat]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/129/577/How+About+No.jpg?1307079577
How about I keep bumping an hour before it has been 3 weeks?

[The Man]

Then Baloki will give you negative points.

[Baloki]

Then Baloki will give you negative points.

Nah, I'll just ban them :)

[Gamblet]

.l. :cool: .l.

[The Man]

oh smurf, I just knew the fact that the point would become eligible while I was going to be at work or sleeping was going to bite me in the ass

[DarkBahamut]

join

[Jiro]

I bloody knew I was going to miss this point when I got home yesterday and my laptop was missing. I'd planned to get on here immediately and then after freaking out for a while I forgot. FUCK.

[The Man]

We all got smurfed :(

[Faris]

Is this pretty much a version of the silence game? :cool: I'm in.

[The Man]

You don't need to post to declare that you're in. The only thing you need to do is win. Which means, at this point, posting at least twenty-one days after the most recent post in this thread.

[escobert]

wtf this is still going!?

[The Man]

Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please continue. You were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well, allow me to retort.

[Hollycat]

Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please continue. You were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well, allow me to retort.

is one minute too early?

[Jiro]

I fucking knew I forgot something today :exdee: Well played!

[Gamblet]

Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please continue. You were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well, allow me to retort.

is one minute too early?

Yeah, does not count.

[Jiro]

What are you on about? He posted five seconds after the point went live. Don't make me call our resident SnowCat to resolve this!

[The Man]

Hypo was asking if his post, one minute after mine, was eligible for a point, and Gamblet said no. At least that's what I got out of it.

[The Man]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/285408_10151214815031171_580004876_n.jpg

I don't even like cake that much but I kind of want this

(in b4 the cake is a lie)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Man, I have been slacking.

[Jiro]

shit thought it went live on monday

[Christmas]

Am I still in? :bigsmile:

[The Man]

It doesn't matter how long since your last post; it matters how long since the last post.

Three weeks had passed since the last post when I posted, so I got a point. :smug:

[Faris]

Am I still in? :bigsmile:

Let us be in this together! :bigsmile:

[The Man]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/qb.php?T=THE%20THREAD%20DOES%20NOT%20WORK%20THAT%20WAY!&s=5
http://freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/morbo.gif

it is going to be forever before I can catch up at this rate :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

GODDAMMIT. I had just started setting reminders on my phone for this too. :(

[Faris]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/qb.php?T=THE%20THREAD%20DOES%20NOT%20WORK%20THAT%20WAY!&s=5
http://freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/morbo.gif

it is going to be forever before I can catch up at this rate :(

xD Your reaction <3

[The Man]

GODDAMMIT. I had just started setting reminders on my phone for this too.
oh, so that's how you got so many points :monster:

[Gamblet]

.l.

[The Man]

Oh, hi.

I think my previous point still hasn't been added to the scoreboard. And now there's this one, too.

[Goldenboko]

Just letting everyone know, I have a reminder in my phone to check this thread in 8 years.

[The Man]

It won't make a difference if the last post is seven years and 359 days from now :monster:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Finally! :colbert:

[The Man]

gods smurfing damn it, I was getting so good at remembering

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, well suck it.

[The Man]

No thanks.

[Agrias]

I dont get it....

[Jiro]

Oh yeah I knew I had something to do at work. Fuck.

[The Man]

Don't feel too bad; I remembered this on Saturday and then promptly forgot on Sunday.

[Aerith's Knight]

Oh god, is this still going on?

[The Man]

Yes it is, now stfu so I can win. :colbert:

[Jiro]

I wrote this post before I went to sleep. If I don't win this point despite waking up at quarter to four in the morning, I will drunk tank the point getter for 24 hours.

[The Man]

For some reason I thought this expired on Sunday. Well smurf.

Of course no one is ever going to get any points if Baloki doesn't update the OP. :doublecolbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I went to be like an hour before this point was available. I guess this is what I get for sleeping.

[Jiro]

I went to be like an hour before this point was available. I guess this is what I get for sleeping.

Yeah I set an alarm and just woke up. Regretting it now though.

[The Man]

You probably would have regretted not setting the alarm if I had gotten the point instead, which I might have done. And you would definitely have regretted not setting the alarm if Julian had gotten it. :monster:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Haha, you people hate me getting points, huh?

[The Man]

You already have too many. WE ARE THE 99%

[Melissaur]

I don't babe ;D

[Mercen-X]

Not the foggiest what the hell is the point of this thread... my head hurts so much like my brain is crawling down my neck and rubbing against my spine.

[Aerith's Knight]

BWAHAHAHAHA. No points for you.

Best way to finish up my yearly visit. Ever.

[The Man]

smurf you

[Jiro]

I will find you and I will kill you.

[Flying Mullet]

Dammit, AK, you beat me to it!

[Formalhaut]

This I believe to be my first post ever in this thread!

[Flying Mullet]

Points are awarded based on the time from the last post in the thread, not your last post in the thread.

[Formalhaut]

:(

[NorthernChaosGod]

AK you're a :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

[Greatermaximus]

All this topic does it take up bandwidth points. Not like I could do anything with the 4000 I deserve.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I will find you and I will kill you.

Good luck :smug:

[NorthernChaosGod]

All this topic does it take up bandwidth points. Not like I could do anything with the 4000 I deserve.

Are you sure you know how this game works?

[Gamblet]

:(

Now laugh at him! Hahaahahahahaha! :lol:

[The Man]

smurf you all

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bitches.

[Gamblet]

ANMFKenmgfiospnga9ugnwpognasdbuofbhuoeaofbauoebfuob effffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuabnpdwioaneufbawefawbnguaewbgarpbgerwognawjpongjasad

[The Man]

smurf's sake, I remembered this two days ago. Ugh.

[Faris]

Daaaaawwwww :monster:

[Mercen-X]

What the hell was this thread about?

[Yar]

Playing the spoiler this time. Points for no one!

[Gamblet]

(._.)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Playing the spoiler this time. Points for no one!

It wasn't even ready yet!

[The Man]

are you smurfing kidding me

[NorthernChaosGod]

Whaaaat, ho.

[The Man]

I knew there was something I was forgetting to do today :(

[Mercen-X]

What was this thread about ...again?

[Gamblet]

:(

[NorthernChaosGod]

Awuitz

[The Man]

smurf, I knew I should've reset it when it was last posted at 6am :(

[Gamblet]

._.

[Flying Mullet]

*is impatient*

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dick.

[jenovajunkie]

Genital.


Oops wrong thread.

[The Man]

all of you smurf off

[Formalhaut]

I've sort of lost the meaning of this thread now. :p

[Flying Mullet]

Post once every 20 days asking that question until someone answers with the meaning of this thread.

[Gamblet]

Suck on this: 8===========================D

[The Man]

Well, at least it wasn't Julian this time.

I actually completely forgot this thread existed. Damn it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Gay.

[Flying Mullet]

42843

[The Man]

If you keep doing that, you will go to the special hell, the one they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.

[Jinx]

Wow, this thread is full of creepers.

[Flying Mullet]

http://rafinhaea7arte.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/homer-doh.gif

[The Man]

All in favour of banning Mulley?

[Gamblet]

Behead the infidel!

[NorthernChaosGod]

All in favour of banning Mulley?

*raises hand*

[Flying Mullet]

All in favour of banning Mulley?

*raises hand*
*raises hand*
http://rafinhaea7arte.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/homer-doh.gif

[Flying Mullet]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/31884221/lolcat-say-wazzup-_large.jpeg

[The Man]

Special hell!

[Gamblet]

I don't even give a damn anymore.

[The Man]

How fortunate for you.

[noxious.sunshine]

43685
http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/062011/power-ranger-red-lol.gif 43686

[NorthernChaosGod]

Such an asshole. :colbert:

[noxious.sunshine]

me? Never!

[Gamblet]

http://i.imgur.com/Z3k0ZHR.jpg

[noxious.sunshine]

I will gladly get a knife and cut your attitude out. I'm just saying.

[The Man]

Everybody stfu already. I'm starting to hate this thread.

[noxious.sunshine]

NEVARRRRRRRR!!!

[Flying Mullet]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/36556042.jpg

[noxious.sunshine]

43809

[Gamblet]

43870

[Flying Mullet]

Every time someone posts in this thread an angel gets its wings.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Every time someone posts in this thread an angel gets its wings clipped.

[Flying Mullet]

Every time someone posts in this thread an angel gets its wings clipped with a flame thrower.

[noxious.sunshine]

They're all gonna laugh at you!

[Gamblet]

Now who has the banhammer?

[noxious.sunshine]

Your face.

hahahahaha

/trolled.

[The Man]

You guys do realise that every time you post in this thread it just gives them another excuse to bump it prematurely, right?

I know, I'm only contributing to the problem by pointing this out, but still.

[Flying Mullet]

bump it prematurely
*giggle*

[noxious.sunshine]

Are you suggesting we stop posting here? I kinda don't get the point.

[Flying Mullet]

He just wants to bump it. prematurely

[noxious.sunshine]

Prematurely bumping things could potentially be bad for your health... Or back. Wait. What?

[Chris]

what is this thread about :confused:

[Inferno]

Very simple game, the less you post in this thread the more points you get (points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of yer post)

He's still counting points, right ? ...... right ?!

[Flying Mullet]

Yes, I'm sure Baloki is still checking this thread. :p

[noxious.sunshine]

Handy Manny has a sexy voice.

o.o; Like seriously.

[Flying Mullet]

Well that's handy.

[noxious.sunshine]

Yeeep and nooow I feel like a pedophile. Crushing on a child's cartoon character.

EDIT:

Shut the muthereffing door.

It's effing Wilmer Valderrama.

*drool*

[Flying Mullet]

44664

[Shorty]

how is this thread still alive

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dammit, Mullet.

[The Man]

They're obviously never going to let anyone get a point again.

[Gamblet]

/endthread

[Flying Mullet]

They're obviously never going to let anyone get a point again.
Everybody has their purpose in life.

[Jiro]

Sons of Cid! Of RSL! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of members fails, when we forsake this thread and break all bonds of posting. But it is not this day. An hour of trolls and shattered threads when the age of Members comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we post! By all that you hold dear on this good Forum, I bid you stand! Members of the Points!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Haha, fuck. I forgot about this thread because people kept ruining it.

[The Man]

Me too. smurf this thread.

[Gamblet]

Smurf. ._.

[noxious.sunshine]

Oooo I forgot about this, too.

why hate teh thread? what'd it ever do to you?

[Dignified Pauper]

I win points nao. uMad?

Edit: OH FUCK! I need to change the date system to month/day instead of day/month.

[The Man]

I'm mad because you smurfed up the thread.

[Flying Mullet]

Nope, not mad at all. :)

[Gamblet]

46488

[noxious.sunshine]

I like corn on the cob.

[Flying Mullet]

46489

[noxious.sunshine]

That... Is genius.

[Jiro]

I am fucking furious :aimmad:

[noxious.sunshine]

Don't get mad... Get Glad!

[Flying Mullet]

46496

[noxious.sunshine]

46497

[Jiro]

1hUrR44RlcY

[Melissaur]

rofl :|

[The Man]

ohai, I upgraded your ram

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fuck.

[Flying Mullet]

NEAR
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh4haJnCC1qzt1yyo1_500.gif
FAR

[noxious.sunshine]

1hUrR44RlcY

MMkay. So couple questions...

1.) Who the chuck are these people?
2.) WTF is "Infinny"?
3.) What's with the glass bottles?
4.) I see "NZ" all over this vidya. They ain't got no NZ accents, yo.
5.) ... WTF?

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6689794816/h7B9E4FBB/

[Mahad]

Very simple game, the less you post in this thread the more points you get

I win. How often do you see me? As the winner, I demand cake and tea for all. Every. Single. Day.

[The Man]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/qb.php?T=%22THREAD%20OF%20NO%20RETURN%22%20DOES%20NOT%20WORK%20THAT%20WAY!&s=4
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/morbo.gif

[CristobalTakemoto]

Ok i am in.

[The Man]

Doesn't work that way either. You don't have to announce that you're playing. The only thing that matters is when the last post in the thread was.

[Jiro]

MMkay. So couple questions...

1.) Who the chuck are these people?
2.) WTF is "Infinny"?
3.) What's with the glass bottles?
4.) I see "NZ" all over this vidya. They ain't got no NZ accents, yo.
5.) ... WTF?


That's Scribe and co.
"If any"
I don't know
See answer to Q2
I'unno

Add my rage to The Man's pool at all the people who dun get it :aimmad:

[Mahad]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/qb.php?T=%22THREAD%20OF%20NO%20RETURN%22%20DOES%20NOT%20WORK%20THAT%20WAY!&s=4
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/morbo.gif


Doesn't work that way either. You don't have to announce that you're playing. The only thing that matters is when the last post in the thread was.

Hmm. So if I'm out for a year, when I come back, that doesn't mean I win? Huh.

Does any one else like squirrels?

[Flying Mullet]

It means you miss out on the joy of this thread for a year.

And squirrels are rats. :aimmad:

[Gamblet]

And rats are cats.

[noxious.sunshine]

And cats are dirty disgusting beasts devoid of rational thinking.

Or maybe that's just mine.