Thread of no Return (someday...) 2

[Quindiana Jones]

Remember that time I got one point every week for about 15 weeks so I could catch up with rubah?

I win at this thread.

[Jiro]

I think I speak for The Man, NorthernChaosGod, and undoubtedly others, when I say:

:aimmad: you guys suck

[NorthernChaosGod]

Remember that time I got one point every week for about 15 weeks so I could catch up with rubah?

I win at this thread.

I think I may have you beat.

[The Man]

I think I speak for The Man, NorthernChaosGod, and undoubtedly others, when I say:

>:O you guys suckQuite right, too.

[noxious.sunshine]

Your face sucks.

[The Man]

On the contrary, I have never performed oral sex on a male.

[Quindiana Jones]

I was only wearing a dress, you idiot.

[The Man]

I'm quite certain I can tell the difference between male and female genitalia no matter my level of intoxication.

[Quindiana Jones]

Challenge accepted and fro comb acquired.

[The Man]

MtkK3eijBso

[Flying Mullet]

I'm quite certain I can tell the difference between male and female genitalia no matter my level of intoxication.
Which is why it's all the more interesting that you still performed the sucking on Quin-in-a-dress. (Was is a seQuin dress?)

[noxious.sunshine]

*giggles* I'm playing Legend of Dragoon, right.

Gehrich: I'm glad to receive your fist, master.

Haschel: Shut up. Talking makes you die.

I lol'd rly loud at this.

[The Man]

Which is why it's all the more interesting that you still performed the sucking on Quin-in-a-dress. (Was is a seQuin dress?)
I'm quite certain that wasn't me, as I would certainly remember doing such a thing (I have never been intoxicated enough to lose my memory). Perhaps it was a clone or a long-lost twin of mine.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Aww yeah.

[The Man]

Dammit, I forgot this went back to being a week. Not that it would've mattered.

[Flying Mullet]

It ALWAYS matters.

[The Man]

It wouldn't have mattered because I wouldn't have posted in time. NCG posted thirteen seconds after the point became eligible. He must have set a timer.

[Mahad]

I logged in for the explicit purpose of posting in this thread.


jk, came by to say hi.
how you all doing?







but my victory is inevitable.

[Flying Mullet]

48260

[NorthernChaosGod]

You slut.

[Flying Mullet]

Hooked on a feeling - YouTube (http://youtu.be/x20v9F-sWHQ)

[The Man]

All in favour of banning Mulley from this thread?

[Jiro]

Aye. Fucking forgot it was today until tonight, bollocks.

[Flying Mullet]

48507

[Jiro]

What even is life

[KentaRawr!]

If I'm understanding the first post correctly, you earn points based on the amount of time between posts. The last post I made was in October of 2010, but now it's November of 2013. So do I get 6000 points since I waited three years?

[Jiro]

You're not understanding the first post correctly :(

[KentaRawr!]

Aw fudge. D:

[Jiro]

It's not calculated between your posts; the time between posts includes every post made in this thread by any person. So uh, better luck next time :(

[KentaRawr!]

Well darn. Wish I would've realized that three years ago! If only life had save points.

[Baloki]

Oh hell, why not, it's Christmas. Next person to post will get a special bonus of their first post in this thread to todays worth of points!

If you haven't posted in this thread before I'll give you five points!


MqBF7TiyATo

[Jiro]

Me?

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I don't remember posting in this thread before.

But apparently I did :thumbsup:

[Baloki]

And Jiro charges in and shatters some dreams! Don't worry though folks, there may be another chance some point this advent!

[Jiro]

I don't want to crush any dreams but I love those points :aimkiss:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Now he's kicking my ass. :(

[The Man]

Now he's kicking everyone's ass :(

[Gamblet]

48709

[Baloki]

-4pb2E8kKfI

Same deal as last time, next person to post in this thread will get points equal to the value between their first post in this thread and their most recent post, if this is the first time you've posted you'll be awarded 5 points, this rule change is only for the next post!

[The Man]

Hi there.

PBAl9cchQac

[NorthernChaosGod]

I feel like this is a conspiracy to keep me down. The Man (and Jiro too, I guess) is keeping me down!

[The Man]

:smug:

[Jiro]

fucking six points ahead. goddamn

[Mahad]

siht daer uoy nac?

[The Man]

tluciffid yrev ton s'ti ,sey

also I just realised roostera is now a vaild strategy for me :monster:

[noxious.sunshine]

I'm drunk.

at 8 a.m.

it's residual from last night / hair of the dog

so MOAR BEERS

[NorthernChaosGod]

tluciffid yrev ton s'ti ,sey

also I just realised roostera is now a vaild strategy for me :monster:

You. Twat.

[Jiro]

roostera is the best thing to come outta this thread

[Quindiana Jones]

Every second I wasted counting down for points is worth it for roostera.

[Mahad]

Something about christmass

[The Man]

roostera is not only the greatest thing to come out of this thread but probably one of the greatest things to come out of this entire board

[Baloki]

Final Christmas bonus points time! I will award points in a similar way as last time to the LAST person to post in this thread on Christmas Day (in my homeland GMT). However, be warned! The Grinch is also about and will be handing out his own style "rewards" if you make more than one post that day. The results may vary so doing Roostra may be a valid technique or a fatal mistake!

Merry Christmas!

[Flying Mullet]

Swing and a miss!

[The Man]

I completely forgot that was happening because I had so much going on yesterday. Ah well. I'm still in the lead. :smug:

[Jiro]

Oh yeah. Things changed for me dramatically so I forgot all about it.

[The Man]

Oh hey, it's 2014, so it looks like it's time for me to have 2014 points. :smug:

[Flying Mullet]

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[The Man]

oh, looks like it's time for a point again

[Jiro]

so it is. darn.

[Flying Mullet]

51032

[Jiro]

I challenge you to a race

[The Man]

I will end you >:O

[noxious.sunshine]

I will end both of you.

[The Man]

Since Baloki is banned again does that mean this thread won't be updated anymore? :/

[Jiro]

oh fuck

[The Man]

I think this puts me up to 2016 points :monster:

[The Man]

And 2017 :monster:

[Tigmafuzz]

did I win yet?

[The Man]

No.

[Jiro]

fuck

[NorthernChaosGod]

Is this still going?

[The Man]

Well, I mean, people can post in it, but Baloki's banned so it's questionable how much good it'll do for now :/ he'll probably be unbanned eventually though

[Shorty]

I curse this thread every time I see it arise. I hate it.

[Jiro]

is Baloki still banned? jesus horatio christ what did he do this time

[The Man]

Beats me. :/

Incidentally, hi. :monster:

[Flying Mullet]

52466

[The Man]

wow mulley actually bumped this for a point rather than to troll us

[Jiro]

fucking :bou::bou::bou::bou:ing shit damn prick I made a note of this and then

nevermind, next time

[Flying Mullet]

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[Jiro]

always a day late, blast. also this is less fun without baloki.

[The Man]

You're not that late; Mulley is trolling us again.

[Flying Mullet]

52576

[The Man]

Iä! Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Iä! Iä!

[Ayen]

Iä! Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Iä! Iä!

Motomu Toriyama.

[Jiro]

Bugger

[Flying Mullet]

I feel like writing a program to post in this thread every day...

[The Man]

And I feel like getting someone to ban you from this thread if you do that :monster:

[Botchmun]

I barely even post on this podunk of a site. Even this late into it I'm probably going to win. Add in my heel persona and roguish charm and none of you even have a chance.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I barely even post on this podunk of a site. Even this late into it I'm probably going to win. Add in my heel persona and roguish charm and none of you even have a chance.

I don't think you understand the rules. :roll2

[Jiro]

Rookies :monster:

[Flying Mullet]

Is this post from a program or a person?

[Jiro]

I h8 u mullet

[Flying Mullet]

Is this post from a program or a person?

[Flying Mullet]

Is this post from a program or a person?

[Jiro]

​:bou::bou::bou::bou:

[Baloki]

Awww, I was missed eh?

Edit: Just realised that this game will have been going on for 6 years and one month as of tomorrow (13th)....

[The Man]

Awww, I was missed eh?A bit, at least :monster:

Special Mullet Busting Rule: If you post and the previous post is also yours, any posts by you will be ignored until someone else has posted.
Thanks for this. Can you edit it so that if the gap between the posts qualifies you for a point, this doesn't apply though? That's my only real concern about it.

[Baloki]

Awww, I was missed eh?A bit :monster:

Special Mullet Busting Rule: If you post and the previous post is also yours, any posts by you will be ignored until someone else has posted.
Thanks for this. Can you edit it so that if the gap between the posts qualifies you for a point, this doesn't apply though? That's my only real concern about it.

You weren't supposed to point the rule out :fist-shake:

Also, the rule doesn't need editing :joey:

Bwhahahahahaha

http://www.loki7.com/hostsig/cat_smoking.gif

[The Man]

sorry about that, but I figured it would become obvious the first time it came into effect anyway :/

[Baloki]

sorry about that, but I figured it would become obvious the first time it came into effect anyway :/

But now Mullet knows, and when a mullet knows it can plan!

[Flying Mullet]

...

[NorthernChaosGod]

This thread has gotten ridiculous.

[The Man]

thanks for smurfing it up so mulley can post again :colbert:

[Flying Mullet]

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[Flying Mullet]

There do be a point up for grabs for someone...

[The Man]

Good times, thanks for the reminder :monster:

[fire_of_avalon]

RUINING LIVES RUINING LIVES

[Mercen-X]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Jiro]

fucking hell

[Flying Mullet]

Here's a pretty sweet Mario flash game you can play in your browser where you can play as several other characters from Nintendo games in the Super Mario Bros world. Nothing like taking a Contra spread gun to goombas!

http://www.explodingrabbit.com/games/super-mario-bros-crossover

[Alive-Cat]

Did I win the thread yet?

[The Man]

No, because like literally dozens of other people, you didn't read the rules. I did.

[Alive-Cat]

No, because like literally dozens of other people, you didn't read the rules. I did.

I did really, that post was a joke, not a funny haha joke, but more of a joke to myself. Don't let me get a rise out of you, The Man! It will only encourage me :(

[Baloki]

<strike>Someone has made the link to the old thread in the first post not work anymore ;_;</strike>

The Man has shown me how to fix it, for that I have awarded him 10 points ^_^

[Jiro]

Does your post count? Otherwise, plz, I'll take one.

[Baloki]

Does your post count? Otherwise, plz, I'll take one.

For you Jiro!

[Flying Mullet]

Having trouble getting that nasty barbeque stain out of your favorite shirt? I have just the trick to clean it right up!

Soak the garment just like you would soak a dirty dish: In warm water with dish detergent. Not only does this help loosen the sauce from the fabric, but it helps clean the stain. After that, pour some vinegar on the stain and scrub it with a kitchen sponge. The vinegar helps repel the oily residue.

This is a great way to treat a stubborn stain. After you treat it, run the garment through the washing machine like normal. It'll leave your clothing barbeque free!

[BustaMo]

I need to jump in this since I'm late to the party...

[Flying Mullet]

Just wanted to let everyone know that I had a really enjoyable run this morning.

And welcome to the party BustaMo. Hopefully you'll be able to get some points in the future.

[Jiro]

They see me rollin', they hatin'.

[Flying Mullet]

What the hell, point me.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I suppose it's been a while.

[Flying Mullet]

Keep trying Lone Wolf, you'll get a point one day.

A point? Not in my house!

[noxious.sunshine]

This is still going?

[escobert]

No

why the hell have I never been given any points :mad2: Baloki I hate you! :love:

EDIT: wtf is he banned or some shit again?

[Christmas]

Give me a point before Mullet arrives. One week had passed!! :mad2:

[The Man]

Oh, hi.

p.s. if you don't have any points, you probably haven't read the rules

[Flying Mullet]

Bah, I leave the country for a week and Aaron gets a point! :simon:

[Baloki]

This has been going on for nearly six and a half years xD

[Carl the Llama]

*cough*

[Carl the Llama]

Two weeks in a row? Two weeks in a row.

[The Man]

Actually, according to the rules, a person who has posted twice in a row has his or her second post ignored, regardless of whether the second post is a victory or not. Which means this one, according to the rules, is mine. I think Baloki probably needs to revise that rule.

[Carl the Llama]

Actually, according to the rules, a person who has posted twice in a row has his or her second post ignored, regardless of whether the second post is a victory or not. Which means this one, according to the rules, is mine. I think Baloki probably needs to revise that rule.

Thats a mully rule, don't think you can get one over on me so easily :p

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bitches. :smug:

[Flying Mullet]

Actually, according to the rules, a person who has posted twice in a row has his or her second post ignored, regardless of whether the second post is a victory or not. Which means this one, according to the rules, is mine. I think Baloki probably needs to revise that rule.

Thats a mully rule, don't think you can get one over on me so easily :p
I agree with Aaron. :eek: The rule is named after me, not applicable only to me.

[The Man]

Indeed, I've actually won a point because of this before.

Speaking of which, I do believe I get two points now.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think that's two points for me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't have to pay attention to the Mullet rule, right? Pls?

[The Man]

Well, just in case you do. :monster: I was hoping the points for a whole month would be available though. :monster:

[noxious.sunshine]

This thread still exists? Wao

[Sephex]

This is an interesting game.

[Flying Mullet]

I guess I'll take some points.

[Aerith's Knight]

Ruining lives (and points), by posting.

edit: Now I have 2 points. One of the last posts with my name still in it. : P

[Flying Mullet]

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[Flying Mullet]

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[Aerith's Knight]

Just to piss off Mullet

http://media.giphy.com/media/A6H1A9rhetsXK/giphy.gif

[Aerith's Knight]

WHAT NOW, MULLET? WHAT NOW!?

[Flying Mullet]

Mullet Busting Rule gives me a point. 61691

[Flying Mullet]

61954

[Flying Mullet]

62190

[Flying Mullet]

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[Flying Mullet]

62505

[Flying Mullet]

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[Aerith's Knight]

I really hope you're keeping count, Mullet, because I doubt Baloki will if he ever shows up.

[Flying Mullet]

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[Egami]

lAF8D0ugyVk

[Aerith's Knight]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/043/917/hatersgonnapanda.jpg?1318992465

[Aerith's Knight]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/184/700/1318369988001.jpg

[Flying Mullet]

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[Aerith's Knight]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/044/778/hatersgonnacat.jpg

[Flying Mullet]

:-)

[Flying Mullet]

:ffviwave:

[Flying Mullet]

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[Flying Mullet]

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[Flying Mullet]

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[Flying Mullet]

63992

[BlackFire]

Into the oblivion you go....

[Jiro]

I will take a point. Thank you.

[Flying Mullet]

:chocobo:

[Flying Mullet]

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[Flying Mullet]

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[The Man]

:monster:

[Zanmato]

OK, let's play! :D

[Freya]

Oh yeah about this.

[blackmage_nuke]

I'm surprised you would remind people that thread exists. Truly that was some of the worst trolling ever.

This made me think of this

[Zanmato]

I don't want to wait until Christmas, so... GIMME THESE FREAKING POINTS ALREADY!!! :V

[Jiro]

Thank you.

[Jiro]

Since I'm here. ありがとございます, Balokiせんぱい。

[Jiro]

Might be that I could take some more points.

[Zanmato]

I'm baaaaaaaaack! :D

[NorthernChaosGod]

Two points for me. :D

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well it's been more than four weeks and I still don't know if the Mullet rule applies to me, so I hope I get 5 points now.

[Zanmato]

I don't know how many points I have...
Damn it, I came to play here! :D

[Midgar Mist]

Damn it all to hell, how am i supposed to know a game exists all the way down the feed until someone posts on it recently. Must i trawl though an entire forum just to gain points? And dont really care I just got 0 points there, my opinion will be heard dammit :shakefist:

[Galuf]

im not sure what i have to actually do but..... hi

[Midgar Mist]

Me you and Zanmato have just gained 0 points just then for posting too soon so....

[Galuf]

yes! i love the number 0 :)

[NorthernChaosGod]

I can haz 5 points?

[Rin Heartilly]

I deserve points just for being fabulous~

[Bubba]

0 points for me!

[Midgar Mist]

I get one point! My first point!

[BustaMo]

http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread.php/133792-Thread-of-no-Return-%28someday-%29-2?p=3430588&viewfull=1#post3430588

Last post, June 2014...do I get points?! :o

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, no. Points are based on the post directly before yours, not your last post. :p

[Midgar Mist]

You BOTH got burned. One more point for me :-P

[Galuf]

i like posts

[Carl the Llama]

+1 Carl :D

[Bubba]

+0 Bubba

Add that to my previous 0 and that leaves me with 0

[Midgar Mist]

I get 5 points! Yay!
You know guys, its now impossible to get 2000 points? Its the law :-D

[Zanmato]

7 days... That's 1 point for me! Yay! :D

[Bubba]

7 days... That's 1 point for me! Yay! :D

Technically, because of the time you posted, this was actually less than seven days so...

0 points :D

[Rocket Edge]

Haven't posted here since this thread has been in existance since 2010. Do I win?

[Zanmato]

7 days... That's 1 point for me! Yay!


Technically, because of the time you posted, this was actually less than seven days so...


0 points
These rules are cruel... XD


Haven't posted here since this thread has been in existance since 2010. Do I win?
Nope? Sorry, but the rules say about the time between your post and the last post in this thread.

[Jessweeee♪]

68581

[escobert]

wut

[Midgar Mist]

2 Points (and you got played 'bert)

[Bubba]

Do... do I get 5 points for this?

[Freya]

100 Points to Freya-dor!

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dumbledoresarmyroleplay/images/6/6a/Gryffindor_Gif_1.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130505050923

[Jiro]

Might as well pick up some points while I'm here. I was three hours too late for the 100 pointer. Will never forgive myself for that missed opportunity.

[Baloki]

Looks like I have some math to do.

As an aside, as of today this game has been running for 8 years, 9 months, 17 days. Which is:

3214 days
77,136 hours
4,628,160 minutes
277,689,600 seconds


In other words, wow, just wow guys and gals!

[Bubba]

Looks like I have some math to do.

As an aside, as of today this game has been running for 8 years, 9 months, 17 days. Which is:

3214 days
77,136 hours
4,628,160 minutes
277,689,600 seconds


In other words, wow, just wow guys and gals!

But this thread started 12th August 2010? Was there another game before this one?

Is there a rule where I get 5000 points for pointing out incorrect mathematics?

[Baloki]

Looks like I have some math to do.

As an aside, as of today this game has been running for 8 years, 9 months, 17 days. Which is:

3214 days
77,136 hours
4,628,160 minutes
277,689,600 seconds


In other words, wow, just wow guys and gals!

But this thread started 12th August 2010? Was there another game before this one?

Is there a rule where I get 5000 points for pointing out incorrect mathematics?

Someone's not read the first post have they ;p?

[qwertysaur]

Besides, I'm the resident mathematician around here. :bigsmile:

[Quindiana Jones]

Still tied with rubah. Jackpot.

[blackmage_nuke]

Points?

[Baloki]

Points?

But at what they all asked?

[Sephex]

Man, helicopters hella cop.


























































































































https://i.redd.it/dogbo11pka9y.gif

[Bubba]

What's two weeks, precious?

[Freya]

2 months!? 100 points to freya!

[Bubba]

I see you there, Freya. Waiting patiently for the 30th November to claim 500 points. NOT HAPPENING!!

I'll take 100 points. Thank you very much.

[Freya]

damnit.

[Jiro]

Hi again. Should put me top.

-edit- looks like the points are out of date anyway. Forever second best

[Freya]

Noooooooooooooooo damnit dak

[Bubba]

Why do some people have special items like "a single, lone bauble" and "a cake of gold"?

I demand more items like this become available.

[Baloki]

Hi again. Should put me top.

-edit- looks like the points are out of date anyway. Forever second best

Only in your heart my friend.

Edit: Here’s to another 9 years my friends!

[Jinx]

holy shit this thread is still going

[Jiro]

It will probably only die once Baloki and/or I do.

[CimminyCricket]

I'm pretty sure I posted in this thread only once before and if not, it was the last thread, so maybe I'm still the best?

[Jiro]

Not how it works, comrade :monster:

[CimminyCricket]

I am the worst

[Freya]

Goddamnit, I was waiting for 2 months. Damnit, dak. Like patiently waiting. I even debated on abusing my mod powers and moving it to a new subforum to cheat but thought that'd ruin the spirit of it. I even thought "Okay so it's a month past and now one has noticed... i'll just hope the dead forum state will let it sink and i'll swipe it up."

:argh:

Seeing as this is now the second time you've done this to me! I guess I can't wait for 2 months.

[Bubba]

Right, can everyone stop posting now please? I keep having to reset the calendar in my phone... I mean, I want some more points.

My only goal in life is to overtake Freya. I am only 103 points behind.

[Aulayna]

Sorry.

[Dignified Pauper]

But like... Who even is keeping score?

[Jiro]

Baloki. Also me.

[Dignified Pauper]

Did I win?

[Freya]

Like a point?

[Dignified Pauper]

So I won?

[Aulayna]

Yes.

[Jiro]

People used to make far-reaching bets in school and I would always have those bets written down and signed in my school books. At the end of each year, I removed those pages and collated them into a larger collection of debts and sundry, to hold onto for the appropriate time. Well, a few of those are starting to become relevant these days so I need to whip out that book and see some money changing hands (among other bets).

The point is: I don't forget about shit easily, so expect me to return to this thread indefinitely.

[WarZidane]

Does it count if I never posted in this thread in the first place since its inception?

If not, I guess I'll be back in a dozen years or so.

[Darkhero]

Seems like the perfect kind of thread for me :cool:

[Jiro]

The thesis distracted me for a while.

[Freya]

Goddamnit, I was waiting for 2 months. Damnit, dak. Like patiently waiting. I even debated on abusing my mod powers and moving it to a new subforum to cheat but thought that'd ruin the spirit of it. I even thought "Okay so it's a month past and now one has noticed... i'll just hope the dead forum state will let it sink and i'll swipe it up."

:argh:

Seeing as this is now the second time you've done this to me! I guess I can't wait for 2 months.

I waited exactly two months this time. Dak can't swipe it from me this time. :argh:

[Leeza]

This is a confusing thread. I'll come back in a few months to see if it will make more sense. :cat:

[Dignified Pauper]

No need, Leeza. I'm still winning.

[Jiro]

I'm earlier than intended but this will have to suffice.

[Bubba]

I’m gonna make a post here every six-and-a-half days from now until the end of time... thus sabotaging anyone’s attempts at ever getting points here again.

[Bubba]

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[Galuf]

I’m gonna make a post here every six-and-a-half days from now until the end of time... thus sabotaging anyone’s attempts at ever getting points here again.

Ah but if i post here every 5 days then it will sabotage you from getting points ho ho

[Bubba]

Well, seeing as I’m posting every six-and-a-half days then I’m not getting any points anyway.

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