The EoFF Beard Contest

[NorthernChaosGod]

Some of us have two down there, it creates a "cleft" if you will. I'm sorry for your deformity, Lance.

[G13]

We were talking about my chin you daft bastard.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I understand that, you illiterate fuck.


When your chin stops looking like my nuts. :p

[Shorty]

Show me some beards for my birthday!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I will! When I get home from school. :p

[Peegee]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs770.snc4/67077_1498521336180_1028520105_31185657_6833774_n.jpg

I refuse to shave below the lip :aimmad:

[Sir Lancealot]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0014.jpg

[Peegee]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0014.jpg

By 3 months your beard will be easily manageable. Damnit people grow impossibly long beards!

[TheGlassesGirl]

Shush, I'm pretty sure Eric is trying to trick NGC!

No, really, Shlup, Clo and I are the judges/committee members. Although Naomi is doing a fine job of impersonating.

There are three members so if one disagrees with the others, the other two can just mud wrestle the other into shame and be done with the decisions.

Because along with beards, this contest is about mud wrestling.

:lol: I honestly didn't mean to seem like a judge at all. I just wanted the boys to know my opinions on their chin scalps.

[G13]

I understand that, you illiterate smurf.


When your chin stops looking like my nuts. :p

That's not the part I meant. I was referring to my chin and you called me Lance Armstrong... Why? If my chin looks like your nuts then you are the one with the deformity, my friend. I cannot even imagine how you could have possibly gotten away with that when my nuts were never the nuts in question.

Anyways, here's my :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000061.jpg

You can really see how bad it is at that angle.

[NorthernChaosGod]

My nuts have a "cleft" and yours don't, because you only have on ball. That was the implication, Eric.

ANYWAY, update time.

Week 2 (for me) pictures!
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/Beard%20contest/1013001711a.jpg
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/Beard%20contest/1013001711.jpg

[Shorty]

:lol: I honestly didn't mean to seem like a judge at all. I just wanted the boys to know my opinions on their chin scalps.

It's okay. You can be the Jillian Michaels of the contest - just insult them and push them to do better, and make sure you're never satisfied with their growth.

[Jiro]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0330.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0331.jpg

I will do this for years if I have to until I have a real beard :argh:

[Pheesh]

Eric...looks....awesome.

It also looks like Jiro's going to end up with Wolverine sideburns before he gets a beard!!! AWESOME!!

[Rantz]

Eric is starting to look like an angry Scotsman.

I... I super approve.

[Shorty]

You're getting there, Jiro! n_n

Eric's beard is pretty suave and so is Lance's, but I have to say that even though NCG started late, he's making dash for it.

[G13]

I'm being totally serious when I say that Julian's beard will be glorious. If he were given a month his beard would Kamehameha Wave style kick all of our asses. Even those who were not participating.

However, he is a vain man and probably won't let it get very old before he trims it. I would bet money on this! I won't because I'm dead broke at the moment but you see how sure I am.

[TheGlassesGirl]

:lol: I honestly didn't mean to seem like a judge at all. I just wanted the boys to know my opinions on their chin scalps.

It's okay. You can be the Jillian Michaels of the contest - just insult them and push them to do better, and make sure you're never satisfied with their growth.

I can do that. :eek:

I WANT ZZ TOP TO LOOK AT YOU BOYS AND BE JEALOUS! :argh:


My nuts have a "cleft" and yours don't, because you only have on ball. That was the implication, Eric.

ANYWAY, update time.

Week 2 (for me) pictures!
Jesus, do you never wear a shirt?

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're getting there, Jiro! n_n

Eric's beard is pretty suave and so is Lance's, but I have to say that even though NCG started late, he's making dash for it.
:love:


I'm being totally serious when I say that Julian's beard will be glorious. If he were given a month his beard would Kamehameha Wave style kick all of our asses. Even those who were not participating.

However, he is a vain man and probably won't let it get very old before he trims it. I would bet money on this! I won't because I'm dead broke at the moment but you see how sure I am.
The point came up when I went to the gym yesterday. I told my friend about the contest and then he just concludes with, "So you're not going to be talking to any girls for a while, huh?" I honestly didn't know what to say.

Regardless, I've gone much longer than a month just for shiggles. I can go longer for a contest. AND I WILL!



ANYWAY, update time.

Week 2 (for me) pictures!
Jesus, do you never wear a shirt?
Yes, I never wear a shirt. :jess:

[qwertysaur]

So then this would be your natural enemy. :p
<img src="http://www.barefoot-healthy-lifestyle.com/image-files/no-shoes-no-shirt-no-service.jpg">

[Clo]

Look at them bearded fellas.

Eric, I am super impressed. If you SHAVE AND DROP OUT OF THIS COMPETITION LIKE THESE OTHER LOSERS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND TEAR UP YOUR MONSTER T-SHIRT I SWEAR TO-

Lance's beard is coming along nicely too.

[NorthernChaosGod]

So then this would be your natural enemy. :p
<img src="http://www.barefoot-healthy-lifestyle.com/image-files/no-shoes-no-shirt-no-service.jpg">

Yeah, pretty much. I think it should require pants instead of a shirt.

[Freya]

I think Lancealot is gonna be a surprise underdog. Unless Dak never shaves for the next two years xD

I believe Eric said he wants to aim for a Viking beard. http://mimg.ugo.com/201003/40338/how-to-train-your-dragon-vikings.jpg

If so he totally wins by a long shot.

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's Gerard Butler right there, the only one who can possibly come close to that is me.

[G13]

Worry not, Clograb, I don't plan on shaving for a very long time.

Julian man, you don't fool me. One word from a certain female you happen to be courting and that thing comes off.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nah, bitches think I'm handsome with a beard. /smug

[qwertysaur]

So then this would be your natural enemy. :p
<img src="http://www.barefoot-healthy-lifestyle.com/image-files/no-shoes-no-shirt-no-service.jpg">

Yeah, pretty much. I think it should require pants instead of a shirt.
That would be discriminatory to the skirt and especially to the Kilt. :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

You just said skirt twice.

[Psychotic]

Holy fuck Eric's beard is PT Obi-Wan's beard. Dude, style your hair like his in Episode III. It must be done.

[Clo]

Eric's beard is destined to be braided.

[Bunny]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000061.jpg

I do believe you have a very hairy caterpillar on your upper lip, good sir.

[G13]

Holy smurf Eric's beard is PT Obi-Wan's beard. Dude, style your hair like his in Episode III. It must be done.

If I remember I'll do it next picture. :monster:

[Shorty]

Reminder - tomorrow is update day!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I would just like to say that Eric has stated that my beard kicks his beard's ass.

That is all.

[G13]

Prove it. :smug:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Do you deny it?

[Psychotic]

Of course my man fucking denies it. You have a bitch beard. I've stayed away from the "heh im better at hair growth than you! :smug:" thing until now, but come the fuck on, I can grow more hair than that on my little toe. Meanwhile, our hero, Guardian XIII, Lord of the Beards, sports an almighty mountain of facial fur that could and likely will swallow your precious "San Diego" whole, purging the world of that stinking :bou::bou::bou::bou:heap once and for all.

That's another fucking thing

Carmen fucking San Diego?

Fuck you and fuck your entire city

that is not a fucking surname

GOD DAMN

[NorthernChaosGod]

Now back in the realm of people who matter...

[Psychotic]

I see you are as good at comebacks as you are at growing a beard :monster:

seriously man

who the smurf uses the word "realm"

What are you, some sort of god damn renaissance fair reject?

I DO VERILY SMITE THEE DOWN ON YONDER INTERNETTERY!

the smurf

the smurf

can't wait 'til tomorrow when my boy Eric smashes your bitch beard into oblivion. He's a champion. He's going all the way to the top. This contest and your mother will both soon be his.

[Agent Proto]

I've got a message for everyone. This concerns the other event going on.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN1180.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

I see you are as good at comebacks as you are at growing a beard :monster:

seriously man

who the smurf uses the word "realm"

What are you, some sort of god damn renaissance fair reject?

I DO VERILY SMITE THEE DOWN ON YONDER INTERNETTERY!

the smurf

the smurf

can't wait 'til tomorrow when my boy Eric smashes your bitch beard into oblivion. He's a champion. He's going all the way to the top. This contest and your mother will both soon be his.
Oh, how sweeter you make my impending victory.

[G13]

I'm tempted to not vote just so we're down some competition but dammit, Proto, you're too awesome to say no to. I'll vote. I'll vote the hell out of it.

Also, Psy I smurfing love you.

smurfing

love

you

:aimkiss:

[Agent Proto]

I'm tempted to not vote just so we're down some competition but dammit, Proto, you're too awesome to say no to. I'll vote. I'll vote the hell out of it.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN1183.jpg
:thumb:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I voted before being prompted, I'm better than Eric.

[G13]

He threatened to shave, and while I urge you to shave now and save yourself some embarrassment, I would truly be saddened should any of these other fine chaps shave their magnificent beards.

I saved a beard, Julian! What did you do today?

[Shorty]

I applause Jeff's genius threats. Well-played, sir.


I saved a beard, Julian!

God bless you, G13.

[Rantz]

I salute you for your noble act of heroism, Eric. And your beard. But mostly the heroism.

[G13]

Well, you know, I just thought "What would Jesus' beard do?"

[Jiro]

What would his beard do indeed! I will have to remember to update in the morn.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I saved a beard, Julian! What did you do today?

Got a date?

[Clo]

I saved a beard, Julian! What did you do today?

Got a date?

He's asking you if YOU have a date, Eric. Make his dreams come true.

[NorthernChaosGod]

No I'm not.

EDIT: Picture updates!

Week 3 (for me):
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/Beard%20contest/1020001724.jpg
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/Beard%20contest/1020001725.jpg

[Shorty]

Oh man. Julian, I am thoroughly impressed by your beard so far.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Thanks, Sarah! :monster:

[Sir Lancealot]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0015.jpg

[Jiro]

Only have the webcam on me, so sorry about the picture quality.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Picture0031.jpg

[Psychotic]

Oh man. Julian, I am thoroughly impressed by your beard so far.I secretly am too!

Lancealot might be a dark horse for this thing though. He doesn't look like a freak at all with the fuzz. He looks like a regular guy.

As for Jiro, I swear when I saw that pic that it was Rantz. It's the eyebrow, man!

[Clo]

Maybe Jiro can win with eyebrow hair growth.

Also, I'm impressed with both Lance and Julian.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dammit, Dak. You don't grow anything, you can just forget to shave for a year. :mad2:

[G13]

Sorry I'm late. I went outside yesterday. :jess:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000064.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

How did you not come back all red and blistered? o_O

[Shorty]

Ahaha, Eric xD Julian may have a good shot, but Eric is raping everyone right now.

also - JIRO, I'm so pleased with your growth :love: You are seriously putting forth the best effort.

and oh my god, Lance! A forest seems to have exploded all over your face! I think you and Eric are maybe tied right about now.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're supposed to be my cheerleader. :(

[G13]

How did you not come back all red and blistered? o_O

You think I'm a fool? It was overcast. :monster:

[NorthernChaosGod]

You don't live in Forks, do you? :Oo:

[G13]

I've put up with a lot of your :bou::bou::bou::bou: in here but what you're insinuating is just inexcusable. :stare:

[Agent Proto]

Man, I don't think I'm capable of growing a full beard. It doesn't look like it's happening, but the best I could pull off is a Dr. Quest beard!

http://www.whatsitsgalore.com/art/drquest2.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've put up with a lot of your :bou::bou::bou::bou: in here but what you're insinuating is just inexcusable. :stare:

You brought it upon yourself. :colbert:

[Peegee]

Jiro did anybody even notice you stopped shaving?

[Inferno]

Jiro did anybody even notice you stopped shaving?

To shave, it had to start growing

[TheGlassesGirl]

According to my analysis, the male still don't smile, or wear shirts. Except G13, who is beasting the competition with that grinning mouth and denakedness fabric. Apparently, smiling and wearing upper torso clothing stimulates your hair follicles, or some :bou::bou::bou::bou: like that.

If you boys haven't figured it out, I'm OCD up the wall.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You know, I did actually wear a shirt in the last update. I'll make sure to make the rest of them topless again.

[TheGlassesGirl]

You still didn't smile. :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't smile.

[TheGlassesGirl]

WELL, THEN. :doublecolbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

You broke my heart, this is what happens.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Except, I really don't care, so what does it matter?

[NorthernChaosGod]

It doesn't, I wouldn't smile either way. Fuck that noise.

[Jiro]

People have started noticing weird hairy growths on my face. This is not a usual occurrence. However the fact that my [lack] of facial hair grows asymmetrically :argh: means you can't see anything if you look from the left.

Oh and Clo, if I tried real hard, I might just be able to monobrow this bitch up

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh and Clo, if I tried real hard, I might just be able to monobrow this bitch up

DO IT! :cool:

[Madonna]

I do pity people who cannot grow full beards, but instead look as if they contracted mange. My sympathies, people who know whom they are.

[rubah]

I am happy with the progress shewn on the last page

[NorthernChaosGod]

I am happy with the progress shewn on the last page

I'm not on that page. :(

[Shorty]

I do pity people who cannot grow full beards, but instead look as if they contracted mange. My sympathies, people who know whom they are.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself! I am very please with my contestants!

[rubah]

yes you are, dopey. 30ppp

[NorthernChaosGod]

:monster: I might get around to changing my posts per page setting one of these... years.

[Bunny]

I am starting to question my sexual appetite thanks to this thread.

[G13]

Are you saying you want to eat our beards for sexfast? :confused:

[Bunny]

Something far more deviant.

[G13]

:jokey:

[Jiro]

Wait, more deviant? I don't even want to know.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I could stand to hear a little more.

[Peegee]

If you hint you must explain. Unless it's with rubah then you can hint all you want while she explodes.

[Melissaur]

This is why I stay out of GC! But as always I'm rooting for Eric :love:

[Clo]

Eric's a goddamn beast.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fuck you beezies.

[Melissaur]

It's not that I don't lerv you. I just lerv Eric more

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bias!

[Agent Proto]

Bias indeed! >:O

[Freya]

I'm trying to decide if lancealots hair on his head is longer than his beard... I can't decide if his beard has gotten that far yet....

[Melissaur]

Bias!


Bias indeed! >:O

HOW SO?

[Agent Proto]

Bias!


Bias indeed! >:O

HOW SO?

By showing preference for Eric over the others, like Julian and myself. If that's not bias, than what is?

[G13]

I agree. You only like my beard 'cause it's on my face. :colbert:

Lance has a sweet ass beard, that is not patchy I might add, and Proto's got a wicked goat. And Julian? Well he can smurf right off, but he's got a beard and he's my mate so I guess he can be included. Dak too. He shows great drive and a lot of promise.

But Clograb's right, I am a goddamn beast. :smug:

[Melissaur]

NO I like your beard cause it's the best and fullest so far. Being on my bffskies face is just a bonus

[NorthernChaosGod]

And Julian? Well he can smurf right off, but he's got a beard and he's my mate so I guess he can be included.

I love you, too.

[Jiro]

I like the words of encouragement from you guys, it makes me happy. But I know I'm a facial hair failure :cry:

My money is now on Blues, he can just hide in his space suit if the beard gets too unwieldy. People won't mess with a space man!

Or wait, maybe GXIII will grow an Obi-wan beard and jedi mind trick people into supporting his beardness!

Or wait, maybe NCG will recognise his mexican heritage and grow a kicking beard. Or maybe he will recognise his wookie heritage and grow a full body hair suit. :freak:

Or wait, maybe Lance will completely embody the true blue australian and grow a bushman's beard, insult authority and then jump into a billabong. With a cork hat on, of course.

IT'S TOO HARD TO CHOOSE.

[Roto13]

Oh man, I would win this contest SO HARD.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Or wait, maybe NCG will recognise his mexican heritage and grow a kicking beard. Or maybe he will recognise his wookie heritage and grow a full body hair suit. :freak:

Pretty much what's going on right now.

[Shorty]

Sorry for not making a reminder yesterday! Today is update day~

It is officially eight weeks into the contest, and I could not be more thrilled. <3

[Agent Proto]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN1211.jpg

Don't mind me, just sipping some Dew.

[G13]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000068.jpg

Don't mind me, just invoking the wrath of the soda gods.

[Shorty]

I approve of the soda pictures.

Eric, you're wearing a Pepsi shirt but drinking a Coke?

[G13]

Didn't you see my caption?

[Shorty]

Well, it appears to be a conflict of interest.

[Bunny]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000068.jpg

Don't mind me, just invoking the wrath of the soda gods.

1. Owns a Pepsi t-shirt.
2. Drinks Coke.
3. Hates Garlic.

I'm afraid I can't know you anymore.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Can I join the party, too, guys? :jess:

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/Beard%20contest/1027001831a.jpg

Week 4?

[Agent Proto]

Lance and Jiro need to provide soda(or pop) drinking pics to qualify this week. Okay, they don't really need to.

[NorthernChaosGod]

This week's update must be taken while drinking soda! No diet either. :nonono:

[Shorty]

I agree, no diet soda. :colbert:

Julian, I'm so happy you got a soda, too :love:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I agree, no diet soda. :colbert:

Julian, I'm so happy you got a soda, too :love:
:love: I'm just awesome like that.

[G13]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000068.jpg

Don't mind me, just invoking the wrath of the soda gods.

1. Owns a Pepsi t-shirt.
2. Drinks Coke.
3. Hates Garlic.

I'm afraid I can't know you anymore.

:cry:

[qwertysaur]

Can I join the party, too, guys? :jess:

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/Beard%20contest/1027001831a.jpg

Week 4?
It depends on what kind of soda you are drinking. :p

[NorthernChaosGod]

Vault, haha. :roll2

[Sir Lancealot]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0016.jpg

[Melissaur]

Yes. YES! Loving it!. Eric's is bigger

[Peegee]

I don't understand how you can have such long mustaches. Is it a grooming thing or are you all wizards?

[NorthernChaosGod]

No soda? Fail! :mad2:

[Melissaur]

So Julian you look better with face hair IMHO :love: now just for the glasses!

[Clo]

Guys, I'm loving the soda theme.

LANCE YOU GO GET YOURSELF A SODA AND RETAKE THAT PICTURE, AND YOU BETTER LOOK DEVILISH DOING IT TOO.

[Pheesh]

Lance just became my favourite contestant evar! He totally owned all you conformists and just pimped in with a regular update.

Seriously though, he's in it to win it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fuck you, ee. This week was a themed update.

[Pheesh]

Which is why he's such a bad-ass.

He doesn't care who he offends.

[Agent Proto]

We won't tolerate this kind of behavior! :nonono:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Which is why he's such a bad-ass.

He doesn't care who he offends.

Or just the type of person that doesn't go to prom because it's "too mainstream".

[Pheesh]

All I know is that while you're playing prom queen to Eric's king, Lancelot is staring you all down with his gladiator eyes and his beard which could very well be made of steel wool.

[Clo]

But the drink pictures are funny. :( Please, guys... amuse me.

[Shorty]

Damn it to hell, this week should have been HALLOWEEN-THEMED.

You all should update us on Halloween with costume beard pictures.

I did like the soda pictures, though :(

[TheGlassesGirl]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000068.jpg

Don't mind me, just invoking the wrath of the soda gods.

Just... No.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't even know what I'm dressing up for on Halloween yet, I'll find out about an hour before I leave that night.

[Shorty]

And before you leave, you will post a picture in this thread.

Or the picture thread, I guess. I don't really care, I just want to see costumes.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Haha. Yeah, I'll post it in the picture thread. Maybe. :p

[G13]

hahaha Lance sure showed us.

[Agent Proto]

Oh wow, I just heard the first complaint concerning my facial hair today from my mom. And on my own birthday too. She's all "Why are you growing that beard? You look like a caveman LOL" Yes, she LOL'd (okay, she laughed mockingly at me.) in her sentence. :nonono: I said I'm growing it for the rest of the year! Though, I haven't been told to shave it off, so that's a good sign, I think!

I don't think I look like a caveman. My mom is weird.

[Melissaur]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000068.jpg

Don't mind me, just invoking the wrath of the soda gods.

Just... No.

So I just realized... He's drinking out of a can. I don't know if I've seen him drink out of anything other that a 2 liter bottle :(

[Shorty]

It'll be okay, Jeff. You look no more like a caveman than Eric does.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I should be a caveman for Halloween.

brb rolling around in dirt

[G13]

I happen to like Jeff's beard. It suits him. I'm also afraid of it now because you also said you'd sport the name Blues Agent for the remainder of the year, which was three months if I remember correctly, and that was a year ago.

[Agent Proto]

I did also pointed out that if I liked the name, I would keep it permanently. :D

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't think I can go a year with this on my face, I'd end up with a bird's nest.

[Agent Proto]

I'm not planning to keep the beard unshaven for a year! :O I'll probably end up trimming it by next year.

[Bunny]

I don't think I can go a year with this on my face, I'd end up with a bird's nest.

I triple dog double dare you to go the next six months without touching that beautiful chin display.

[Jiro]

Do you know what I think about your soda? smurf YOUR SODA RIGHT IN ITS BUBBLY BUTTOCKS.


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0337.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0341.jpg

[Rantz]

I SEE HIRSUTISM

[The Last Illoran]

kupo my kupo, kupo's33797

[Peegee]

Holy crap Jiro is growing hair the sky is falling :(

[Melissaur]

Jiro is smexy

[NorthernChaosGod]

Holy balls, I can see hair on Dak's face. :eek:


I don't think I can go a year with this on my face, I'd end up with a bird's nest.

I triple dog double dare you to go the next six months without touching that beautiful chin display.

Fuck you.

[Bunny]

Not man enough for the challenge? That's what I thought.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd rather not shun women completely.

[qwertysaur]

I want some Orange Mango Juice... :quina:

[Awrini]

You're all so lucky I didn't want to be hassled into this. EVEN THOUGH I WAS BEGGED.

I was lazy and had just shaved like 3 days prior to the start date, and didn't want to shave again. Nor had I the patience to post a picture every week. But I felt I should just toss one up now to show you how it has gone.
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3809/snapshot201010301.jpg

Oh yes, I has a soda too.

[Rantz]

Amazing!

[Awrini]

Yes Amazing, this damn thread actually got me to post... AND post a picture of myself at that!

[Bunny]

Shave the beard, keep the mustache.

[G13]

That is a pretty bitchin' 'stache, dude.

[Melissaur]

YAY!!!! Go nano! Sorry Eric :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

Shave the beard, keep the mustache.

This. Then twirl it.

[G13]

YAY!!!! Go nano! Sorry Eric :(

It's alright. I welcome the break. :monster:

[Psychotic]

Now, that's not strictly true, is it Eric?

Mel, you should feel ashamed of yourself. Eric has told me in private how much your support in this contest - and indeed life - means to him, and that you would turn your back on him at this, the most crucial of hours, well...he's not showing it, but believe you me, it hurt him. I think you should give him extra attention to make up for it :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Now, that's not strictly true, is it Eric?

Mel, you should feel ashamed of yourself. Eric has told me in private how much your support in this contest - and indeed life - means to him, and that you would turn your back on him at this, the most crucial of hours, well...he's not showing it, but believe you me, it hurt him. I think you should give him extra attention to make up for it :colbert:

Yeah!

[Melissaur]

Well Now I just feel like a horrible person, hold on a sec... Ok I'm better. Eric isn't one to say something he doesn't mean so if he welcomes the break I'll give him the break. Besides, he know he's still number one in my eyes no matter what. Eww *gags* that was the extent of my ooy-gooyness and now I feel girly. I'm going to go eat some red meat and burp.

[Freya]

o.o

[Clo]

My favorite beard was the moogle's.

[Shorty]

nano, that is one badass beard. I wish you had given in to my begging.

[G13]

Well Now I just feel like a horrible person, hold on a sec... Ok I'm better. Eric isn't one to say something he doesn't mean so if he welcomes the break I'll give him the break. Besides, he know he's still number one in my eyes no matter what. Eww *gags* that was the extent of my ooy-gooyness and now I feel girly. I'm going to go eat some red meat and burp.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/headdesk.gif

[Psychotic]

See how happy he is? He's kissing his computer! :)

Maybe he'll make you the guest of honour at his victory party when he undoubtedly romps to victory in this here contest.

[Bunny]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/headdesk.gif

See how happy he is? He's kissing his computer!

Pay attention ladies: this is how Psychotic will kiss you.

[Hollycat]

My favorite beard was the moogle's.

I can make that beard as big as you want, thats actually my drawing

[Shorty]

Update day is tomorrow!
Show me some beards, people!

I'm fucking surprised you guys have lasted this long.

[Peegee]

I would've committed suicide long before now if you forced me to keep a 'stache.

I still haven't shaved the other crap though!

[Rantz]

I'd like to remind everyone that November is No Shave November. Double the incentive to stay shaggy!

[Melissaur]

I can't wait to see the pictures!

[Sir Lancealot]

http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/Sir-Lancealot/Image0017.jpg

[Clo]

BEARDS.

BEARDS EVERYWHERE. :argh:

[Melissaur]

Where are the rest!? PS nice beard Lancealot

[Agent Proto]

You girls are hard to please.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN1234.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN1228.jpg
Ready to hitchhike the galaxy!

[Melissaur]

YAY Proto!

[NorthernChaosGod]

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/Beard%20contest/1031001652.jpg
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/Beard%20contest/1031001653.jpg
Wtf did the rest of my beard go? :mad2:
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/Beard%20contest/1103001839.jpg

Sorry, folks, I had a job interview. :(

[Bunny]

It was only a matter of time until you returned to being an uncouth loser.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Your mother thinks otherwise.

[Psychotic]

Haha Julian you look like Gears 3 Dom and then Gears 2 Dom.

Also god damn, Proto. God damn. You are one iron-willed dude.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Haha Julian you look like Gears 3 Dom and then Gears 2 Dom.

That guy fucking rules, I'll take that as a compliment. Didn't you want me to dress up as him? :lol:

[Agent Proto]

Normally, I'd shave at this time after two months of no shaving, but I still have one month to go to be eligible for a prize! So, I'll try to keep this up for another month!

[Psychotic]

Haha Julian you look like Gears 3 Dom and then Gears 2 Dom.

That guy fucking rules, I'll take that as a compliment. Didn't you want me to dress up as him? :lol:You should, he is a badass. Also, yes! Bonus points if you are chainsawing something.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'll look into it, Paul.

[Jiro]

Almost forgot 'cause of NaNo xD And then my internet was :bou::bou::bou::bou: for ages :(


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/100_0346.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

I see Dak is taking after me. xD

[Bunny]

Is that.. is that some hair I see?

Nope, nevermind. Monitor smudge.

[Jiro]

My barren patch isn't getting any less barren.

[Clo]

JULIAN, YOU ARE A FAILURE. :nonono:

Proto, I love your costume! :love:

Jiro... keep... keep it up.

[Freya]

I like how you just grow a natural goatee and nothing else xD Also I knew julian wouldn't last. HE's alllll talk. :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Also I knew julian wouldn't last. HE's alllll talk. :colbert:

Except I still had to best growth, so suck it. :p

[Bunny]

Key word being had.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I said it, of course I know what was going on there. :|

Sorry for having a life, guys. I'll try and get rid of it now.

[Bunny]

Don't pretend you're popular off the internet!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Who said anything about popularity? o_O

...are you saying I'm popular on the internet?

[Bunny]

Heavens no.

[Agent Proto]

I predict that this is going to happen to Julian in the near future. (http://www.booksofadam.com/2010/10/so-that-happened.html)

THIS WILL HAPPEN THE DAY HE DECIDES TO BUY DIET SODA.

[G13]

I was planning on eulogizing a fallen beard today, but then I saw this comment:


Except I still had to best growth, so suck it. :p

That's a bold statement. You lasted what, a month? Pontus and Lev had you beat in week one. :colbert:

A beard has died this day, yada, yada, yada. I've lost interest already. I will say though that never did I once mean all those horrible things I said about Julian's beard. I respected and feared it. Left untrimmed it had the potential to destroy us all.


http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000074.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

1. Fuck you.
2. Eric, you sexy devil, that is an awesome beard. You have to Obi-Wan it up, you dick.


I predict that this is going to happen to Julian in the near future. (http://www.booksofadam.com/2010/10/so-that-happened.html)

THIS WILL HAPPEN THE DAY HE DECIDES TO BUY DIET SODA.

I'M NEVER GOING TO BUY DIET SODA. D:

[G13]

All I have to do is comb my hair like Conan and I'm solid. :monster:

[Pheesh]

This is the greatest thread in the history of anything ever.

[Psychotic]

Dakoda what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously, you are broken or something. I haven't shaved since Monday and I've outgrown that. I'm torn. On the one hand, I am totally jealous, but then I also totally pity you.

[NorthernChaosGod]

All I have to do is comb my hair like Conan and I'm solid. :monster:
Wear a bath robe too.


Dakoda what the smurf is wrong with you? Like, seriously, you are broken or something. I haven't shaved since Monday and I've outgrown that. I'm torn. On the one hand, I am totally jealous, but then I also totally pity you.

:lol:

[Melissaur]

I was planning on eulogizing a fallen beard today, but then I saw this comment:


Except I still had to best growth, so suck it. :p

That's a bold statement. You lasted what, a month? Pontus and Lev had you beat in week one. :colbert:

A beard has died this day, yada, yada, yada. I've lost interest already. I will say though that never did I once mean all those horrible things I said about Julian's beard. I respected and feared it. Left untrimmed it had the potential to destroy us all.


http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000074.jpg

He's so going to win. Eric is the greatest, you all should just give up.

[NorthernChaosGod]

His dick, you're on it.

[Hollycat]

33825fear *my* beard

[Clo]

Eric really is a fantastic beard grower.

[Bunny]

His dick, you're on it.

Jealous of the position?

[NorthernChaosGod]

His dick, you're on it.

Jealous of the position?
You caught me. :roll2

[Melissaur]

Julian isn't used to being second best, huh?

[NorthernChaosGod]

What's second best?

[Awrini]

Got a long way to go before you can claim to be even second-best.
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/179/snapshot20101105.jpg
RAWR!

[Peegee]

Jiro is hilarious. hahahahaha <3

[NorthernChaosGod]

Got a long way to go before you can claim to be even second-best.

Nope.

[Melissaur]

Good one Enano

[Psychotic]

Julian isn't used to being second best, huh?
It's why he won't play Halo with me anymore :monster:

[Melissaur]

I'll play Halo with you! I'll probably lose but at least I'll play

[NorthernChaosGod]

Julian isn't used to being second best, huh?
It's why he won't play Halo with me anymore :monster:

I take your head clean off, ho.

[Agent Proto]

Looks like I'm out. :(


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN1238.jpg
Beard was getting too long for my liking for not being a complete full beard. Sorry, I tried.

[G13]

:( Why, Proto, why?

[NorthernChaosGod]

D:

[TheGlassesGirl]

Looks like I'm out. :(


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN1238.jpg
Beard was getting too long for my liking for not being a complete full beard. Sorry, I tried.

-Dramatic defeat stance-

-shakes a fist toward the air-

EDIT: This is also the end of the only person who wears a shirt in his beard pics. C'mon, guys!

EDIT AGAIN: I stand corrected, enano is wearing a lovely pajama top. Carry on

[Agent Proto]

Did you see my bonus picture for this week, Naomi? :]

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think I'm going to continue taking pictures just so Naomi has to keep seeing me topless.

[Pheesh]

You guys who are quitting have to start going all the way and stop leaving those horrible tufts of chin beard.

...it kind looks like you have pubes on your chin.

[~*~Celes~*~]

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/Picture282.jpg

smurf you all, i win hands down.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You guys who are quitting have to start going all the way and stop leaving those horrible tufts of chin beard.

...it kind looks like you have pubes on your chin.

Whatever, babyface.

[Pheesh]

You're just jealous of my youthful good looks.

[Freya]

So who's left?

[G13]

Looks like I'm out. :(


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/DSCN1238.jpg
Beard was getting too long for my liking for not being a complete full beard. Sorry, I tried.

-Dramatic defeat stance-

-shakes a fist toward the air-

EDIT: This is also the end of the only person who wears a shirt in his beard pics. C'mon, guys!

EDIT AGAIN: I stand corrected, enano is wearing a lovely pajama top. Carry on

I'm 93% sure I've never not taken a picture with a shirt on.

[Psychotic]

So who's left?Eric, Jiro, Lancealot.

As a proud member of Team Eric, let me be the first to say: YEAH WE GONNA STOMP US SOME AUSSIES! THUNDER DOWN UNDER! YEEEEEHAW! U-S-A! U-S-A! TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, SPORTS!

[G13]

:cool:

[Rantz]

Eric's beard is glorious, but so is Lance's, and Dakoda can pretty much keep going for years. I'm not sure who to root for, they're all champions in my eyes!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Team Obi-Wan!

[G13]

Hey guys, look! Joaquin came to visit me today!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000077.jpg

[Hollycat]

you have a shirt on, also the moogles beard is better

[NorthernChaosGod]

Hey guys, look! Joaquin came to visit me today!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000077.jpg
You need to take pictures with your shirt off.

[G13]

you have a shirt on

Nothing gets by you.



Hey guys, look! Joaquin came to visit me today!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/IMG000077.jpg
You need to take pictures with your shirt off.

No.

[Hollycat]

[QUOTE=Hypoallergenic Cactuar;2926976]you have a shirt on

Nothing gets by you.

[QUOTE=NorthernChaosGod;2926980][QUOTE=Guardian XIII;2926960]

why thank you