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Marshall Banana
09-21-2010, 10:25 PM
http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/coconutcrab.jpg

And sleep well. http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/pixel/usagi/p-usaniyari.gif
Peegee
09-21-2010, 11:04 PM
I like crab but I don't like coconut. Can I cook the crab and you can draw strawbees on the coconut?
Bunny
09-21-2010, 11:13 PM
Are you insane? Coconut is delicious.
Rye
09-21-2010, 11:53 PM
Best ever!

I love the octopus that rides around in a coconut shell in the ocean for protection.
rubah
09-22-2010, 12:00 AM
That picture doesn't really capture its majesty
http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/coconut_crab01.jpg
Chris
09-22-2010, 12:07 AM
Chop both of those, and serve 'em with rice. The flavors will enthrall you to no end.
Rye
09-22-2010, 12:29 AM
WAHHHHHH
qwertysaur
09-22-2010, 02:43 AM
The crabs sure look happy :p
Clo
09-22-2010, 02:48 AM
Coconut is my favorite thing ever.
Shorty
09-22-2010, 03:28 AM
oh my god, that crab is obscenely large. :(
Fuzakeru
09-22-2010, 03:59 AM
Spiders are freaky but when they're that large they're kinda cute, imho. :D

Unlike frogs. Frogs are always horrible!
Shorty
09-22-2010, 04:02 AM
Don't you knock frogs, frogs are awesome.
o_O
09-22-2010, 04:20 AM
http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/coconut_crab02.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1fwmW31HC9o/TFxs15GQJoI/AAAAAAAABbI/HSMfPPPaCeg/s1600/coconut-crab.jpg
Fuzakeru
09-22-2010, 04:23 AM
I'll knock frogs! I'll knock them with a hundred pound stick! SUCH TERRIFYING BEASTS THEY ARE! :|
Raistlin
09-22-2010, 04:33 AM
None of the pictures until face's made me go "Jesus fucking christ that thing is fucking huge."
NorthernChaosGod
09-22-2010, 05:26 AM
Bloody noobs. This is really new to you people?
Raistlin
09-22-2010, 05:29 AM
I've seen the trashcan one before (though not the stretched-out one, which makes it look even bigger). It's still fucking huge.
Marshall Banana
09-22-2010, 07:54 AM
How can you guys talk about coconuts at a time like this!? There's a monster!
NorthernChaosGod
09-22-2010, 04:16 PM
A monster that will do my bidding. :monster:
qwertysaur
09-22-2010, 05:00 PM
A monster that will do my bidding. :monster:
It looks like you will be doing his/her bidding instead... :mymelbert:
NorthernChaosGod
09-22-2010, 05:18 PM
A monster that will do my bidding. :monster:
It looks like you will be doing his/her bidding instead... :mymelbert:

Bitch, plz. I'll have a carriage pulled by a team of these beasts.
Pheesh
09-22-2010, 05:22 PM
Don't crabs walk sideways? Meaning you'd essentially be stuck in the middle while they circled you.
Parker
09-22-2010, 05:55 PM
would eat that crab.
Peegee
09-22-2010, 06:13 PM
Isn't the trashcan thing a spider? Upon closer inspection I see 6 legs so it's more like a watermelon
NorthernChaosGod
09-22-2010, 07:10 PM
Don't crabs walk sideways? Meaning you'd essentially be stuck in the middle while they circled you.

It'd still care the piss out of the rest of you.
TyphoonThaReapa
09-22-2010, 09:59 PM
A'yo, who wants some cajun gumbo with coconut crab?:cool:
Clo
09-22-2010, 10:27 PM
I want one as a pet. I'd name him Cocobutter. Walk him around on a leash. Sit in the park with him. Say hullo to passersby.
Marshall Banana
09-22-2010, 10:46 PM
I want one as a pet. I'd name him Cocobutter. Walk him around on a leash. Sit in the park with him. Say hullo to Eat passersby.
Agent Proto
09-22-2010, 11:19 PM
Man, that thing looks delicious.
Bunny
09-22-2010, 11:39 PM
Always knew you had an affinity for crabs.
qwertysaur
09-23-2010, 04:16 AM
I want one as a pet. I'd name him Cocobutter. Walk him around on a leash. Sit in the park with him. Say hullo to Eat passersby.
Sounds like one happy crab. :bigsmile:
Rodarian
09-24-2010, 09:18 AM
I just read that they are used as guard dogs!! How cool is that! XD