Ciddies Revelations! End of Year 2010!

[Shorty]

I think it might be a toss-up between Eric and Rantz again.

[Raistlin]

I predicted an Eric/Rantz split of Best Male and Best Member. It looks like I got it backwards, though.

[Raistlin]

Crystal, stop fantasizing about Eric's penis.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Blues Agent.......6
Jiro..............6
NorthernChaosGod..5
I'm my own MILF...4
Psychotic.........4
RSL...............1

[Clo]

Crystal, stop fantasizing about Eric's penis.

LIKE YOU AREN'T.

[Raistlin]

Hey, I nominated The Man for Best Member.

[Aerith's Knight]

This is all a conspiracy against Psy. I just know it. The U.S.A.P. conspiracy.

[G13]

Does that mean you were fantasizing about his penis, Wes? :confused:

[Raistlin]

It means I was drunk and the joke amused me.

I also nominated him for Weirdest Member.

[Freya]

Penis. Thought i'd get in on the action.

[Clo]

Does that mean you were fantasizing about his penis, Wes? :confused:

See, this here is why Eric deserves Best Male. He asks the important questions.

[Psychotic]

This is all a conspiracy against Psy. I just know it. The U.S.A.P. conspiracy.it's cool, man. I win so many Ciddies every year that this time I thought I'd let someone else win Best Member for a change.

...:greenie:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Guardian XIII.....9

Rantzien..........8

[Shorty]

ALRIGHT THESE VOTES ARE FIXED

WHO'S DOING IT

no but really, congratulations <3

[Rantz]

omg hahaha xD nice going, Eric! Congrats again!

[Freya]

He's a day laborer! Sweeping up the awards! (See get it, cause they sweep and do chores and such. Right?)

[Clo]

I like to imagine I'm that one vote that made Eric win.

[Madame Adequate]

El disastro grande :(

Grats to the winners so far :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: ShlupQuack &middot; Nomination Leader: fire_of_avalon

The Nominees
Clo &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Fujiko &middot; Jessweeee♪ &middot; ShlupQuack &middot; Shorty &middot; Rye

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shorty (4/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">Clo (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jessweeee♪ (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">ShlupQuack (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">fire_of_avalon (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[G13]

El disastro grande :(

D:

[Rantz]

I had a good speech going for this but I put it off for too long and didn't have time to finish it, sorry females :(

Maybe I'll finish it later and post it elsewhere.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Rye.............7
fire_of_avalon..6
Jessweeee♪......6
Fujiko..........5
ShlupQuack......3
RSL.............1

[Fujiko]

Let's burn Rantz at the stake, girls.

[Clo]

What the deuce.

[Shorty]

Oh, we're doing it. No mercy.

[Psychotic]

Go Sarah! :roll:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Shorty..........8

Clo.............7

[Rantz]

Congrats Saria, that was totally deserved! :D

Clo would have been a worthy winner too, but I'm happy with this result!

[Raistlin]

Congrats, Sarah. You certainly deserved it, especially with starting and running the Beard Contest!

[Shorty]

how in the hell did that happen!

[Freya]

Woo! Congrats Shawdee!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Del Murder &middot; Nomination Leader: ---

The Nominees
Cid &middot; Del Murder &middot; Kawaii Ryûkishi &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Psychotic &middot; Rantzien &middot; Roogle &middot; ShlupQuack

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantzien (6/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">ShlupQuack (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Loony BoB (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Shorty]

Clo darling, you're a worthy opponent.

[Clo]

Oh, we're doing it. No mercy.

Define "it". :jokey:

[Madame Adequate]

I bet it's Rantzien!

[Shorty]

oh well in that case :jokey:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

This is the award we give to administrators who entertain us sufficiently that they disguise the fact that they don’t do :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Don’t believe me? Then how has ShlupQuack ever won this award? EXPLAIN THAT.

Let’s take a look at the nominees:

Cid: Hi, Sean! Have fun with your LIFE and IGNORING US.

Del Murder: He dominated this category last half-year when he partnered with me to pull a fast one over the entire staff. The past six months he’s mostly been back to his one-liners. Will that be enough to give him a chance?

Kawaii Ryûkishi: does Kishi still exist?

Loony BoB: I’m not sure what he’s done besides not do work on vB4. smurf sheep?

Psychotic: Psy is always a good chance to win this award due to his activity and mocking of Shlup. I think he also catches most of the second accounts.

Rantzien: As far as I can tell, the only one who actually has a valid claim for this award due exclusively to actual work. So of course he won’t win it.

Roogle: He… does stuff with chat?

ShlupQuack: She whines a lot and shows off her boobs and yells at people. And voters love boobs.

RSL: He will always be the best admin in my heart. :love:

[Psychotic]

if shlup beats me

and I have a horrible feeling she will

there will be blood spilled this night.

[Fujiko]

Get 'em, Psy!

[Shorty]

Yessss Psy Shlup fight. I'm betting on Shlup.

[Psychotic]

Yessss Psy Shlup fight. I'm betting on Shlup.
you'll be the first to go.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Psychotic........7
Roogle...........6
ShlupQuack.......5
Kawaii Ryûkishi..2
Loony BoB........2
RSL..............1
Cid..............0

[Clo]

oh well in that case :jokey:

Guys, me and Shorty will be taking a break from the Ciddies.

We'll... be back in a few hours.

[Madame Adequate]

Psy beats Shlup

I'd pay to see that :jokey:

Oh, and RSL beat Cid? Classic.

[Shorty]

Whew. Based on those results, I can keep my life for another day.

and Clo and I are going off to be busy and do... things.

[Psychotic]

ahhhhh

ahhhhhhhhhh

EoFF, I'm still in love with you.

also hey nice LotR reference. I think I was subconsciously referencing it too.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

oh well in that case :jokey:

Guys, me and Shorty will be taking a break from the Ciddies.

We'll... be back in a few hours.

I believe one of us heads reserve the rights to viewing this "break", for reasons unknown to us. :jokey:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Things are getting really weird in here... Here's your :bou::bou::bou::bou:, you freaks. :Oo:


Rantzien.........11

Del Murder.......8

[Freya]

WOOO! Ponty! Great job being all adminy!

[Rantz]

Thank you, this warms an admin heart :love:

[Madame Adequate]

I called it :smug:

[Clo]

Whew. Based on those results, I can keep my life for another day.

and Clo and I are going off to be busy and do... things.

Yes...

... things. :shifty:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Rye &middot; Nomination Leader: ---

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon &middot; Jessweeee♪ &middot; Levian &middot; Rye &middot; Shiny &middot; theundeadhero &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">fire_of_avalon (4/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rye (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jessweeee♪ (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Levian (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Fujiko]

I'm off to bed! Congrats and good luck everyone! :love:

[Clo]

How are the predictions going?

[Aerith's Knight]

Badly, for me at least.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

If you were to ask me who I thought the best CK was I wouldn't be able to answer you right away. All of our Knights are great! Each one wields their power responsibly (obviously, else they'd be Former Staff like a certain Raistlin I won't name. :p) and I don't think I can pick any from that list who aren't as friendly as a wild Rantzien. If it were possible to give them all this award I don't think anyone would protest it, but unfortunately only one will receive it. Put your bowls of macaroni and cheese down and put your hands together for...

[Rantz]

How are the predictions going?

Here are the standings right now!

Jessweeee♪: 7
Raistlin: 7
Psychotic: 7
Freya: 7
Clo: 6
Sir Lancealot: 6
Naomi The Insane: 5
Aerith's Knight: 5
Shiny: 4
Jiro: 2
Genius Lynx: 2

[Freya]

GO CKS!

I didn't realize I jumped backup so high in predictions! woo!

[Raistlin]

Yeah I got booted from staff because I banned too many people and kept editing out Shlup's professions of love for me when she first registered.

Actually I didn't even ban anyone. :( I totally should have before I left.

EDIT: Actually I don't even remember if EzBoard mods could ban... though I was on staff for some months at UBB, and then I think I could've.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Rye.............7
Levian..........5
Shiny...........5
theundeadhero...5
Wolf Kanno......4
RSL.............1

[Rantz]

Go Jesswee!

[Raistlin]

Gooo foa!

I'm just afraid she'll kick my ass if I don't root for her.

[Freya]

Go foa and jessweeee!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

fire_of_avalon..9

Jessweeee♪......7

[Rantz]

Congrats foa! You're lovely, but you need to be here more!

[Freya]

Congrats foa! You're lovely, but you need to be here more!

Yeah that!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: qwertysaur &middot; Nomination Leader: ---

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; Croyles &middot; Goldenboko &middot; JKTrix &middot; Momiji &middot; qwertysaur

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin
Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Baloki (6/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">qwertysaur (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko (2/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Freya]

Go SSers!

[Aerith's Knight]

The worst thing about this is that only people who actually work on the site know who's the best. For us simpletons it is merely guesswork.

[Madame Adequate]

Jawohl! Das ist ein Schutzstaffel!

[Clo]

Foa is allowed to join me and Short, if she ever SHOWS UP.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Ahh, Site Staff. These guys don't get nearly enough credit for the work they do. I've dabbled in frontsite maintenance and codework a few times in the past and it was a very long and horrendous process. When I finished I expected some sort of thank-you PM or maybe an e-fruit basket, bitches better recognize my hard work! Not a soul thanked me. No one even noticed it! Now think about these guys who do this on a daily basis (or whenever they get around to it, I dunno :confused:). They don't do it for glory or recognition, they do it just 'cause it needs to be done.

Baloki, Croyles, Gobo, JKTrix, Momiji, and qwerty, thank you for all you've done and congratulations to whoever wins this wicked bitch! :D

[Agent Proto]

Foa is allowed to join me and Short, if she ever SHOWS UP.

She's too busy kicking ass and taking names to join you and Shorty.

[Aerith's Knight]

Jawohl! Das ist ein die Schutzstaffel!

If you're going to post in German, at least put the same amount of into it as I do posting in English. Which is to say, not much, but enough that people can't correct your grammar.

Because, you know, there are people like me on the intertubes that get annoyed by it.

Also, go Baloki!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

JKTrix......6
qwertysaur..6
Croyles.....2
Momiji......1
RSL.........1

[Freya]

Baloki vs gobo! Fight!

[Madame Adequate]

Jawohl! Das ist ein die Schutzstaffel!

If you're going to post in German, at least put the same amount of into it as I do posting in English. Which is to say, not much, but enough that people can't correct your grammar.

Because, you know, there are people like me on the intertubes that get annoyed by it.

Also, go Baloki!

Wow, I was much closer in my hamfisted total guesses made out of the very very few German words I know specifically intended to be completely wrong and transparently inept than I expected I would be.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Baloki......18

Goldenboko..8

[Clo]

Ciddies, PICK UP THE PACE, C'MON.

[Freya]

Congrats Baloni!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Raistlin &middot; Nomination Leader: Blues Agent

The Nominees
Blues Agent &middot; Meat Puppet &middot; Ouch! &middot; Raistlin &middot; rubah

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin
Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Raistlin (5/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Blues Agent (4/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">rubah (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Freya]

Go go go goo gooogle!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Freya says
For best recgonized
as the speech
put "These guys once did something sometime somewhere that people now remember them by."
Rantzien says
Or otherwise they were given a title because people didn't remember them by it

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

rubah........7
Ouch!........6
Meat Puppet..3
RSL..........1

[Aerith's Knight]

Bestest speech ever.

[Raistlin]

Didn't I predict Proto for this? =o

EDIT: I certainly did!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Blues Agent..18

Raistlin.....8

[Clo]

Congratulations Proto! :jess: You BAMF.

[Agent Proto]

/smug

Raistlin should have won, but I'll take it!

[Aerith's Knight]

Man, my predictions are going to hell in a basket of kittens set on fire.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: I'm my own MILF &middot; Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; Guardian XIII &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; Miriel

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin
Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Guardian XIII (6/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">I'm my own MILF (2/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Clo]

Raistlin won last time, STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Man, my predictions are going to hell in a basket of kittens set on fire.

That's not FRIED CHICKEN?! :eek::eek::eek:

[Freya]

Go vets go! We really should expand this category. We're filling it up too much.

[Aerith's Knight]

Man, my predictions are going to hell in a basket of kittens set on fire.

That's not FRIED CHICKEN?! :eek::eek::eek:

It tastes the same, why are you complaining?

[Clo]

Eric wins this, because Eric wins everything. You may all try to stop him, but there's nothing you can do. Just accept it.

[Raistlin]

Raistlin won last time, STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION.

Says the one who talks to me more than any other EoFFer. Oh yeah AND WHO VOTED FOR ME FOR THIS AWARD TOO

EDIT: Oh yeah, and congrats, Proto.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Jiro.............10
Bunny............6
Miriel...........6
RSL..............1

[Aerith's Knight]

I remember the days when Guardian wasn't popular. Those were the days. Men were real mean. Women were real women. And small blue furry creatures were Steve.

I miss those days.

[Rantz]

Are we looking at another Eric double slam with Best Veteran + Best Regular? 4 people predict that it is so!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I remember the days when Guardian wasn't popular. Those were the days. Men were real mean. Women were real women. And small blue furry creatures were Steve.

I miss those days.

Me too. At least Steve was delicious! :D:wacky::D

[Clo]

Raistlin won last time, STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION.Says the one who talks to me more than any other EoFFer. Oh yeah AND WHO VOTED FOR ME FOR THIS AWARD TOO

That's because no one's talked any sense into me yet.

HELP ME, SOMEONE, HELP HELP HELP.

[Aerith's Knight]

I remember the days when Guardian wasn't popular. Those were the days. Men were real mean. Women were real women. And small blue furry creatures were Steve.

I miss those days.

Me too. At least Steve was delicious! :D:wacky::D

Isn't it sad everything ends the moment you eat people? That's why I'm all for cloning.

[G13]

I remember the days when Guardian wasn't popular. Those were the days. Men were real mean. Women were real women. And small blue furry creatures were Steve.

I miss those days.

No worries, tomorrow everything will be back to normal.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I'm my own MILF..11

Guardian XIII....10

[Rantz]

Ohh, congrats! A deserved winner without a doubt :}

[Clo]

Those ellipses are very inconsistent.

[G13]

Congrats, MILF! :monster:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: missaira &middot; Nomination Leader: Shattered Dreamer

The Nominees
Elskidor &middot; Guardian XIII &middot; missaira &middot; Shattered Dreamer &middot; Sir Lancealot &middot; Timekeeper

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">Guardian XIII (6/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shattered Dreamer (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Timekeeper (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Raistlin]

Eric has less competition for this award, so he should certainly win it. If not EoFF will have failed once again.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

You know you want to go where everybody knows your name. It's Norm right? It's not? Well :bou::bou::bou::bou:... :-/

[Aerith's Knight]

Guardian broke the space-time continuum. Do we have a ciddie for that?

[Aerith's Knight]

Come on, hurry up, I wanna sleep.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Shattered Dreamer..6
Elskidor...........3
missaira...........3
Sir Lancealot......3
RSL................1

[Freya]

Keep being regular! Monthly to monthly. We don't want you preggo

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Guardian XIII......19

Timekeeper.........7

[Rantz]

Wow xD

[Laddy]

Oh lordy, you're tearing this up, Eric.

[Shorty]

Eric is dominating these awards. We should call them G-Thirteenies instead.

[Aerith's Knight]

Congratulations Eric, you just triggered time compression. We're all going to die now.

[G13]

Then know that you all died for a noble cause.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Clo &middot; Nomination Leader: Clo

The Nominees
Clo &middot; Naomi The Insane &middot; Raven Riley

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin
Sir Lancealot
Jiro
Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Clo (6/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Naomi The Insane (4/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Aerith's Knight]

I voted for the one who took her clothes off.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm my own MILF..11

Guardian XIII....10

:o Wow! Two in a row :D Thanks everyone!

Doesn't take a genius to see that Clo has this one on lock xD Which she deserves, but the other two are lovely as well.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Sadly we don’t get too many newbies in here anymore. It’s really sad. It sometimes makes me get the shakes of desperation depression. Ok not really, it’s more like slight shudders. Shivers? Occasional shivers. Alright I occasionally blink at the lack of newbies. I blink in sadness?

Clo – Party cat is all over this forum with it’s partying. Party hard party cat. Party cat needs to be fed more awards giving it more reason to party. Or Clo, who is now synonymous with party cat in my mind. Meow!

Naomi The Insane – She’s damn insane. Actually I haven’t seen too much insanity just the occasional spammage. I guess considering who you talk to that could cause insanity. Insanity deserves a shot for this one?

Raven Riley – Raven Riley is a busy girl. I hear she’s quite social but not one for posting too much. She needs this award because she’s very new and if you want a newbie go for the easiest one to fit in the category, the newest!

It’s a battle of the ladies without it being the best female award. GO LADIES!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Raven Riley.......7
RSL...............1

[Raistlin]

I would be shocked if Clo doesn't win this.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Clo...............19

Naomi The Insane..15

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And now, a short break. I leave you all with the musical something-or-others of Mr. Conway Twitty.

Hello Ciddies ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og1QRtcWdEY)

[Aerith's Knight]

Just like I planned predicted.

[Madame Adequate]

Clo...............19

Naomi The Insane..15

Naomi did better than I expected! Congratulations to all you lovely ladies. In a way, you're all winners, but in another, more accurate way, Clo is the winner.

[Shorty]

YEAH CLO WAY TO GO

[Raistlin]

Why do you need breaks if there's three of you? Christmas did this by herself with no breaks! Are you all so much weaker than Christmas???

[Aerith's Knight]

If there's a break then I'm off to sleep.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

This break is almost over! Just needed some quick refreshment before resuming.

[Freya]

Because only one of them is doing any work? Maybe?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Okay, let's get back in business! Next up...



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Last winner: Rye &middot; Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Guardian XIII &middot; Jessweeee♪ &middot; Levian &middot; Rantzien &middot; Rye &middot; Shorty

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantzien (4/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">Guardian XIII (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jessweeee♪ (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shorty (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Levian (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Aerith's Knight]

See my one prediction for shorty? At least, I think that was me.

[Shorty]

One's enough for me <3

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Nicest Member



Some people are just nice. There’s no other word to describe them. They frolic all around, and give people a loving feeling inside. It’s hard to act nice online, especially when you’re surrounded by so much elitism, but some people can do the unthinkable, and just act nice. So, I feel we should take a closer look at what these nice people do for us, sunshine, rainbows, and all.



Guardian XIII
Guardians are typically nice anyway, with all the risking their lives to save others type of deal. Guardian XIII, our dear Eric, is no different. He’s friendly and funny, being very comforting to newbies and veterans alike. He’s like our douchey big brother’s nice buddy, he’s kind and gives you a bit of his Snickers and let you win a couple of rounds of Mortal Kombat. Not that he’d admit it.



Jessweeee♪
Oh Jess, one of the nicest people ever. She shines like the Texas sun, always friendly and comforting. She always has kind words to say and advice to give. She will give you hugs when you’re down and high-fives when you’re happy. She’s like the nice girl who shows you around when you move to a new school, always happy and always friendly.



Levian
It’s hard to find a guy nicer than Levian. I dare you to try. Levian is friendly and always cracking people up. He’s nice and supportive to all, serving as a great buddy to all. Without Levian, EoFF would be a sad and sorrowful place. He’s like the nice bartender who gets you a free drink and gives you nice advice whenever you need it.



Rantzien
Rantzien is the all-around nice guy. He’s always honest but tender, giving people support when needed. Rantzien never fails to show support and lift the chins of people, no matter just how low that fall. Rantzien is like the cute bassist that you admired in college that would always hug you when you were down and feeling bleak.



Rye
Rye is just the sweetest thing ever. She always gives a helping hand to make things just right. She could harm no one or turn down anyone. She makes you feel all warm and fuzzy and shows you just how nice people can be. Rye is a angel. She’s like your favorite fag hag who scouts out boys with you and buys you a nice pea coat just because.



Shorty
Shorty is short in stature, but not in heart. She’s kind and supportive in all your endeavors and gives hugs for all. She never fails to surprise you with kind words and friendly advice, whether it be a shoulder to cry on or a much-needed compliments. Shorty makes you feel like you’re the tallest person around, regardless of how down you are.



Well, that’s our six nominees. Each has contributed a wealth of friendliness and warmth to our often bleak forum. Without them, EoFF just wouldn’t be fun anymore. So show them all your support and love, and if that fails, so have a corgi and keep showing your love!



http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s141/Jeffc166/corgi.jpg

[Rantz]

:D

[Aerith's Knight]

I thought it was a great speech, but the corgi rhuined it for me.

[fire_of_avalon]

Bunny, really? Has anyone seen PG's posting lately?

I wasn't aware we could be banned for having brain damage.
This. I died of the lol. Have my babies.



Play this song while you listen to this speech. It makes it better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGLZqDXau98)

Men. Men are awesome. Mean make the world great. Without men, Laddy would be lonely, as would all the women. Some men are just better. In fact, some men are the best. So who is the Best Male? Let’s look in closer detail. When ShlupQuack created the world, She decided she needed some men to make Her sandwiches and give Her worth. So, she created men. Seven men, to be exact. These men are the BEST.
　
Blues Agent was the first man Shlup created; he is an agent of blues. He made Shlup eternally happy by feeding her little lies that she was attractive, pleasant, and fun to be with. Blues Agent succeeds in this regard. Now Shlup decided men are pretty frickin’ awesome and made more men.

Guardian XIII was next. He gave Shlup foot massages and bought her drapes. You know, because she’s a woman. Guardian XIII was the best at rubbing feet and buying drapes Shlup had ever seen. Shlup had never done anything worth while in her life. (Because she’s a woman.) Guardian XIII made her feel otherwise.

I’m My Own MILF sang Shlup songs of mercy, love, and hope. She delighted in his Freddie Mercury-esque vocals and charming falsetto. He never failed to impress Her with his amazing talent. He was so good, he gave Shlup and eargasm.

Jiro was a specialist. Oh yes, master of Shlup’s intimate desires, Jiro never failed at what he did best, in which I will not mention. Jiro never wavered, for his task was difficult, fearsome, and likely to get him lost or killed, whatever happened first. Jiro was especially talented and Shlup was proud of him.

NorthernChaosGod pleased Shlup with a variety of delicious dishes. From delicious Baked Alaska to scrumptious Portobello Steak Omelets. NCG never failed at creating the best dishes, at Shlup ate like a hound and turned into even more of a porker slob.

Psychotic told a variety of brilliant stories and tales, each filled with heroism, mystery, drama and Roger Rabbit x Simon Cowell smut. He told it so well and with such drama, Shlup would laugh and cry at them almost as effortlessly as she does anything else.

Rantizen was in charge of fixing things Shlup broke, which was a lot. He would fix TV’s, stereos, toilets, bathtubs, sanities, and chairs. He would even fix it wearing nothing but a tiny red leather Speedo. This made Shlup very happy and marginally more efficient.

So, there you have it, the story of the Greatest Men Ever. I hope you enjoy. I know Shlup sure did.
Best speech. Has resulted me into listening to the Weather Girls on repeat.

Gooo foa!

I'm just afraid she'll kick my ass if I don't root for her.
Why does everyone have such a violent image of me? ;_______________;


fire_of_avalon..9

Jessweeee♪......7
Holy crap. I really can't say how deserving I am of this award, but thank you! :D:D:D:D

Congrats foa! You're lovely, but you need to be here more!
You don't know what you're asking for! You may yet regret those words!



Raistlin won last time, STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION.Says the one who talks to me more than any other EoFFer. Oh yeah AND WHO VOTED FOR ME FOR THIS AWARD TOO

That's because no one's talked any sense into me yet.

HELP ME, SOMEONE, HELP HELP HELP.
WE WANT CLOSTLIN BABIES, DAMMIT.

Why do you need breaks if there's three of you? Christmas did this by herself with no breaks! Are you all so much weaker than Christmas???

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Jessweeee♪.....7
Guardian XIII..6
Rye............5
Shorty.........5
RSL............1

[Jessweeee♪]

I think that speech may have given me diabetes!

[Shorty]

I hope Lev wins! He's such a sweetie.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Rantzien.......10

Levian.........9

[Rantz]

woo thanks! <3 *kills puppies*

[Shorty]

Somebody take the ciddie from this man.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

woo thanks! <3 *kills puppies*

Nooo, not my comrades! :(

[Aerith's Knight]

This is why I voted for Shorty. Shorty is obviously the female Gandi combined with the female Reagan. <3

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Raistlin &middot; Nomination Leader: Bunny

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; Bunny &middot; DK &middot; kotora &middot; Marshall Banana &middot; Psychotic &middot; Raistlin &middot; Roto13 &middot; Shiny &middot; ShlupQuack

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">Bunny (6/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">kotora (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Raistlin (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Marshall Banana (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Aerith's Knight]

Will bunny continue on his winning streak?

[Shorty]

What a lovely compliment. Ghandi Reagan. I think I'll change my custom title to that!

[Raistlin]

Winning streak? I won it in June. Though Bunny has won it at least once before, and probably will win it this time.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Warrior's nomination speech for most evil member.. Hoak hogan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMyFSA2Lay0)

The WARRIOR is angry, Hoak Hogan, because the evil that is Hulkimania has seeped in the core of WARRIORness of EyesonWrestlemaniaaah!

We will now, Hoak hogan, look at those that the antibodies of Hulkamania has seeped through into their gooey veins of evil. The fans will then decide, Hoak hogan, who the WARRIOR shall pound his mighty jaw of justice into and recieve the Ciddie for most evil member of EyesonWrestlemaniaah!

First there is Baloki, Hoak Hogan, which is just like evil Hulkamania, only
also a furry, the most evil beings that ever disgraced EyesonWrestlemaniaah!
His programming will no doubt, Hoak Hogan, trample us all under the raging elephants!

Second there is an evil rabbit named bunny, like Hoak Hogan, but then a bunny.
maskerading as an honest wrestler, but then, Hoak Hogan, resists the poison of the WARRIOR, feeling me, feeding me, the knowledge of his evil ways. His mask of indifference, hoak hogan, only clouds his evil intentions, that are rooted in the ways of Hulkamania!

Then there is DK, better known as DOAK HOGAN, the evil twin of Hoak hogan, Hoak Hogan, always entering the wrestling ring, not even challanging the great WARRIOR, and then calling behind his back that he doesn't come to show the power of the WARRIOR? His evil Hulkamania ways will be the end of him, if the fans of EyesonWreslemania decide this will be the last match, he will ever take, Hoak Hogan.

The WARRIOR will not spend more than a minute on the Hoak Hogan impersonator that is kotora. We all know that Hoak Hogan is secretly Dutch, Hoak Hogan, and that all Dutch people don't even watch EyesonWrestlemania. What evil men would not even watch wrestling, the sport of the gods above, those not even worthy of Hulkamania?

Marshall Banana, always pretending to be the cute wrestler, Hoak hogan,unbecoming, never shows the power of the WARRIOR, yet always wins the matches. This is the purest evil of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan. Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, because the only way to survive the retribution of the Ultimate WARRIOR is to nuke him from orbit, Hoak Hogan.

All wrestlers that enter the ring in Eyesonwrestlemania must be sane, like WARRIOR, but some hulkamaniacs like psychotic, have no code of honour, Hoak Hogan, and will tea bag a fellow warrior when he's down. The Ultimate WARRIOR will not stand for this, Hoak Hogan, the gods above have given me the power to smack him to the dimension where only his self will protect him from the power that is THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

Raistlin shows no class, Hoak hogan, as the most evil of wrestlers, he pimps out other honest wrestlers to hulkamaniacs, so they will be perverted to become that which WARRIOR does not stand for: HOAK HOGAN, Hoak Hogan. If he wins, the WARRIOR will make sure that Raistlin himself will enter the ring of Eyesonwrestlemania and receives the punishment as the WARRIOR swells until his anger will explode all over him.

The wrestler, Hoak Hogan, that is called Roto13 has already been banned once from Eyesonwrestlemaniaah. So what can we expect, Hoak Hogan, from the evil ways of such a Hulkamaniac. Shall the WARRIOR lay down the justice once and for all, the judgement of the gods as he delivers eyesonwrestlemania of the Hulkamaniacs?

Shiny seems like a wrestler the WARRIOR would be proud of, Hoak hogan, but she-

*crash*

-she, Hoak Hogan, keeps hitting the WARRIOR with chairs. Such evil ways are only becoming of a Hulkamaniac. Warrior does not hit women, Hoak Hogan, but will her evil ways come out to light?

ShlupQuack, long ago, when she was young, was one of the true WARRIORs, Hoak hogan, but has long been taken by the evil raistlin and turned into the most evil thing, that ever disgraced Eyesonwrestlemania... A FEMALE HOAK HOGAN. Shall the fans of wrestlemania make the WARRIOR defeat the female counterpart of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan?

Who shall it be, fans of Eyesonwrestlemania. Who is the most evil, the most hoak hogan, that The Ultimate WARRIOR shall lay justice upon?

*wralala noise*

You can feel it too! You can feel it.

[Aerith's Knight]

You want to know how to win this? Just say to people: "Remember the ducktales song?"

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

DK...............5
Marshall Banana..5
ShlupQuack.......5
Psychotic........4
kotora...........3
Roto13...........2
Baloki...........1
RSL..............1
Shiny............0

[fire_of_avalon]

Warrior's nomination speech for most evil member.. Hoak hogan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMyFSA2Lay0)

The WARRIOR is angry, Hoak Hogan, because the evil that is Hulkimania has seeped in the core of WARRIORness of EyesonWrestlemaniaaah!

We will now, Hoak hogan, look at those that the antibodies of Hulkamania has seeped through into their gooey veins of evil. The fans will then decide, Hoak hogan, who the WARRIOR shall pound his mighty jaw of justice into and recieve the Ciddie for most evil member of EyesonWrestlemaniaah!

First there is Baloki, Hoak Hogan, which is just like evil Hulkamania, only
also a furry, the most evil beings that ever disgraced EyesonWrestlemaniaah!
His programming will no doubt, Hoak Hogan, trample us all under the raging elephants!

Second there is an evil rabbit named bunny, like Hoak Hogan, but then a bunny.
maskerading as an honest wrestler, but then, Hoak Hogan, resists the poison of the WARRIOR, feeling me, feeding me, the knowledge of his evil ways. His mask of indifference, hoak hogan, only clouds his evil intentions, that are rooted in the ways of Hulkamania!

Then there is DK, better known as DOAK HOGAN, the evil twin of Hoak hogan, Hoak Hogan, always entering the wrestling ring, not even challanging the great WARRIOR, and then calling behind his back that he doesn't come to show the power of the WARRIOR? His evil Hulkamania ways will be the end of him, if the fans of EyesonWreslemania decide this will be the last match, he will ever take, Hoak Hogan.

The WARRIOR will not spend more than a minute on the Hoak Hogan impersonator that is kotora. We all know that Hoak Hogan is secretly Dutch, Hoak Hogan, and that all Dutch people don't even watch EyesonWrestlemania. What evil men would not even watch wrestling, the sport of the gods above, those not even worthy of Hulkamania?

Marshall Banana, always pretending to be the cute wrestler, Hoak hogan,unbecoming, never shows the power of the WARRIOR, yet always wins the matches. This is the purest evil of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan. Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, because the only way to survive the retribution of the Ultimate WARRIOR is to nuke him from orbit, Hoak Hogan.

All wrestlers that enter the ring in Eyesonwrestlemania must be sane, like WARRIOR, but some hulkamaniacs like psychotic, have no code of honour, Hoak Hogan, and will tea bag a fellow warrior when he's down. The Ultimate WARRIOR will not stand for this, Hoak Hogan, the gods above have given me the power to smack him to the dimension where only his self will protect him from the power that is THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

Raistlin shows no class, Hoak hogan, as the most evil of wrestlers, he pimps out other honest wrestlers to hulkamaniacs, so they will be perverted to become that which WARRIOR does not stand for: HOAK HOGAN, Hoak Hogan. If he wins, the WARRIOR will make sure that Raistlin himself will enter the ring of Eyesonwrestlemania and receives the punishment as the WARRIOR swells until his anger will explode all over him.

The wrestler, Hoak Hogan, that is called Roto13 has already been banned once from Eyesonwrestlemaniaah. So what can we expect, Hoak Hogan, from the evil ways of such a Hulkamaniac. Shall the WARRIOR lay down the justice once and for all, the judgement of the gods as he delivers eyesonwrestlemania of the Hulkamaniacs?

Shiny seems like a wrestler the WARRIOR would be proud of, Hoak hogan, but she-

*crash*

-she, Hoak Hogan, keeps hitting the WARRIOR with chairs. Such evil ways are only becoming of a Hulkamaniac. Warrior does not hit women, Hoak Hogan, but will her evil ways come out to light?

ShlupQuack, long ago, when she was young, was one of the true WARRIORs, Hoak hogan, but has long been taken by the evil raistlin and turned into the most evil thing, that ever disgraced Eyesonwrestlemania... A FEMALE HOAK HOGAN. Shall the fans of wrestlemania make the WARRIOR defeat the female counterpart of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan?

Who shall it be, fans of Eyesonwrestlemania. Who is the most evil, the most hoak hogan, that The Ultimate WARRIOR shall lay justice upon?

*wralala noise*

You can feel it too! You can feel it.

I LIED. I LIED ABOUT LADDY'S SPEECH BEING THE BEST. THIS SPEECH. OH GOD.

[Laddy]

Oh me, oh my!

[Agent Proto]

That speech took dedication! :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Raistlin.........9

Bunny............8

[Aerith's Knight]

Bunny lost? This is a conspiracy! I will make a formal protest!




Warrior's nomination speech for most evil member.. Hoak hogan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMyFSA2Lay0)

The WARRIOR is angry, Hoak Hogan, because the evil that is Hulkimania has seeped in the core of WARRIORness of EyesonWrestlemaniaaah!

We will now, Hoak hogan, look at those that the antibodies of Hulkamania has seeped through into their gooey veins of evil. The fans will then decide, Hoak hogan, who the WARRIOR shall pound his mighty jaw of justice into and recieve the Ciddie for most evil member of EyesonWrestlemaniaah!

First there is Baloki, Hoak Hogan, which is just like evil Hulkamania, only
also a furry, the most evil beings that ever disgraced EyesonWrestlemaniaah!
His programming will no doubt, Hoak Hogan, trample us all under the raging elephants!

Second there is an evil rabbit named bunny, like Hoak Hogan, but then a bunny.
maskerading as an honest wrestler, but then, Hoak Hogan, resists the poison of the WARRIOR, feeling me, feeding me, the knowledge of his evil ways. His mask of indifference, hoak hogan, only clouds his evil intentions, that are rooted in the ways of Hulkamania!

Then there is DK, better known as DOAK HOGAN, the evil twin of Hoak hogan, Hoak Hogan, always entering the wrestling ring, not even challanging the great WARRIOR, and then calling behind his back that he doesn't come to show the power of the WARRIOR? His evil Hulkamania ways will be the end of him, if the fans of EyesonWreslemania decide this will be the last match, he will ever take, Hoak Hogan.

The WARRIOR will not spend more than a minute on the Hoak Hogan impersonator that is kotora. We all know that Hoak Hogan is secretly Dutch, Hoak Hogan, and that all Dutch people don't even watch EyesonWrestlemania. What evil men would not even watch wrestling, the sport of the gods above, those not even worthy of Hulkamania?

Marshall Banana, always pretending to be the cute wrestler, Hoak hogan,unbecoming, never shows the power of the WARRIOR, yet always wins the matches. This is the purest evil of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan. Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, because the only way to survive the retribution of the Ultimate WARRIOR is to nuke him from orbit, Hoak Hogan.

All wrestlers that enter the ring in Eyesonwrestlemania must be sane, like WARRIOR, but some hulkamaniacs like psychotic, have no code of honour, Hoak Hogan, and will tea bag a fellow warrior when he's down. The Ultimate WARRIOR will not stand for this, Hoak Hogan, the gods above have given me the power to smack him to the dimension where only his self will protect him from the power that is THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

Raistlin shows no class, Hoak hogan, as the most evil of wrestlers, he pimps out other honest wrestlers to hulkamaniacs, so they will be perverted to become that which WARRIOR does not stand for: HOAK HOGAN, Hoak Hogan. If he wins, the WARRIOR will make sure that Raistlin himself will enter the ring of Eyesonwrestlemania and receives the punishment as the WARRIOR swells until his anger will explode all over him.

The wrestler, Hoak Hogan, that is called Roto13 has already been banned once from Eyesonwrestlemaniaah. So what can we expect, Hoak Hogan, from the evil ways of such a Hulkamaniac. Shall the WARRIOR lay down the justice once and for all, the judgement of the gods as he delivers eyesonwrestlemania of the Hulkamaniacs?

Shiny seems like a wrestler the WARRIOR would be proud of, Hoak hogan, but she-

*crash*

-she, Hoak Hogan, keeps hitting the WARRIOR with chairs. Such evil ways are only becoming of a Hulkamaniac. Warrior does not hit women, Hoak Hogan, but will her evil ways come out to light?

ShlupQuack, long ago, when she was young, was one of the true WARRIORs, Hoak hogan, but has long been taken by the evil raistlin and turned into the most evil thing, that ever disgraced Eyesonwrestlemania... A FEMALE HOAK HOGAN. Shall the fans of wrestlemania make the WARRIOR defeat the female counterpart of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan?

Who shall it be, fans of Eyesonwrestlemania. Who is the most evil, the most hoak hogan, that The Ultimate WARRIOR shall lay justice upon?

*wralala noise*

You can feel it too! You can feel it.

I LIED. I LIED ABOUT LADDY'S SPEECH BEING THE BEST. THIS SPEECH. OH GOD.

She didn't ask for my babies because she knew I'd say yes.

[Laddy]

AK made foa orgasm it seemed.

Excuse me for not being Dutch and having a microphone.

[Shorty]

haha, well done, Wesley.

[Aerith's Knight]

AK made foa orgasm it seemed.

My most proudest achievement of 2011 to date.

[Laddy]

Bunny lost? This is a conspiracy! I will make a formal protest!




Warrior's nomination speech for most evil member.. Hoak hogan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMyFSA2Lay0)

The WARRIOR is angry, Hoak Hogan, because the evil that is Hulkimania has seeped in the core of WARRIORness of EyesonWrestlemaniaaah!

We will now, Hoak hogan, look at those that the antibodies of Hulkamania has seeped through into their gooey veins of evil. The fans will then decide, Hoak hogan, who the WARRIOR shall pound his mighty jaw of justice into and recieve the Ciddie for most evil member of EyesonWrestlemaniaah!

First there is Baloki, Hoak Hogan, which is just like evil Hulkamania, only
also a furry, the most evil beings that ever disgraced EyesonWrestlemaniaah!
His programming will no doubt, Hoak Hogan, trample us all under the raging elephants!

Second there is an evil rabbit named bunny, like Hoak Hogan, but then a bunny.
maskerading as an honest wrestler, but then, Hoak Hogan, resists the poison of the WARRIOR, feeling me, feeding me, the knowledge of his evil ways. His mask of indifference, hoak hogan, only clouds his evil intentions, that are rooted in the ways of Hulkamania!

Then there is DK, better known as DOAK HOGAN, the evil twin of Hoak hogan, Hoak Hogan, always entering the wrestling ring, not even challanging the great WARRIOR, and then calling behind his back that he doesn't come to show the power of the WARRIOR? His evil Hulkamania ways will be the end of him, if the fans of EyesonWreslemania decide this will be the last match, he will ever take, Hoak Hogan.

The WARRIOR will not spend more than a minute on the Hoak Hogan impersonator that is kotora. We all know that Hoak Hogan is secretly Dutch, Hoak Hogan, and that all Dutch people don't even watch EyesonWrestlemania. What evil men would not even watch wrestling, the sport of the gods above, those not even worthy of Hulkamania?

Marshall Banana, always pretending to be the cute wrestler, Hoak hogan,unbecoming, never shows the power of the WARRIOR, yet always wins the matches. This is the purest evil of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan. Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, because the only way to survive the retribution of the Ultimate WARRIOR is to nuke him from orbit, Hoak Hogan.

All wrestlers that enter the ring in Eyesonwrestlemania must be sane, like WARRIOR, but some hulkamaniacs like psychotic, have no code of honour, Hoak Hogan, and will tea bag a fellow warrior when he's down. The Ultimate WARRIOR will not stand for this, Hoak Hogan, the gods above have given me the power to smack him to the dimension where only his self will protect him from the power that is THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

Raistlin shows no class, Hoak hogan, as the most evil of wrestlers, he pimps out other honest wrestlers to hulkamaniacs, so they will be perverted to become that which WARRIOR does not stand for: HOAK HOGAN, Hoak Hogan. If he wins, the WARRIOR will make sure that Raistlin himself will enter the ring of Eyesonwrestlemania and receives the punishment as the WARRIOR swells until his anger will explode all over him.

The wrestler, Hoak Hogan, that is called Roto13 has already been banned once from Eyesonwrestlemaniaah. So what can we expect, Hoak Hogan, from the evil ways of such a Hulkamaniac. Shall the WARRIOR lay down the justice once and for all, the judgement of the gods as he delivers eyesonwrestlemania of the Hulkamaniacs?

Shiny seems like a wrestler the WARRIOR would be proud of, Hoak hogan, but she-

*crash*

-she, Hoak Hogan, keeps hitting the WARRIOR with chairs. Such evil ways are only becoming of a Hulkamaniac. Warrior does not hit women, Hoak Hogan, but will her evil ways come out to light?

ShlupQuack, long ago, when she was young, was one of the true WARRIORs, Hoak hogan, but has long been taken by the evil raistlin and turned into the most evil thing, that ever disgraced Eyesonwrestlemania... A FEMALE HOAK HOGAN. Shall the fans of wrestlemania make the WARRIOR defeat the female counterpart of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan?

Who shall it be, fans of Eyesonwrestlemania. Who is the most evil, the most hoak hogan, that The Ultimate WARRIOR shall lay justice upon?

*wralala noise*

You can feel it too! You can feel it.

I LIED. I LIED ABOUT LADDY'S SPEECH BEING THE BEST. THIS SPEECH. OH GOD.

She didn't ask for my babies because she knew I'd say yes.
By the looks of it, she's already pregnant.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Levian &middot; Nomination Leader: Levian

The Nominees
Blues Agent's Package &middot; enano &middot; Jiro &middot; Laddy &middot; Levian &middot; Rantzien &middot; Rodarian

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin
Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Blues Agent's Package (7/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantzien (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Laddy]

I better win, I'm just gorgeous!

[fire_of_avalon]

Let's call them tied! Because the both make me lol forever.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Rye is unable to make it to write this speech. There was an unfortunate incident involving a lit fart and well... Iceglow has decided to step in to help write this speech. Be gentle on the little lamb.


- - -


Awrite then we're going to be doing this Causer-smif style then. I'm Iceglow AKA The Raven and you all know me from the general gaming forum where I was one of the ninja turtles in Halo thwee, well I was supposed to be until (and this :bou::bou::bou::bou: is smurfing asburd.) I had work that day at HMV, the fwagship store in the busiest strreet in the world in london. Anyway I'm basing this on how my mum would like you if you were brought home to her (of course it wouldn't be me doing that, i would be too busy shagging your mum and especially Paul's mum at the same time, you know that's the way i lean obviously.) because i can't tell if a man is sexy or not since that's the way i lean obviously, so :bou::bou::bou::bou: it would be my hag sister who disconnected the rwouter if we pretended she could get a man as sexy as paul I mean the contestants here.
rite, OK, we have Blues Agent's package aka the masterdong of wittle geoffry. it's great because this one time i was pwaying halo with the boys and :bou::bou::bou::bou: suddenly Dan starts saying "WITTLE GEFFRY WITTLE GEFFRY MMMMBRRRRR" while I pretty much sniped God out of the sky it was a great night, great memories of the boys. Blue's Agent's a really awright guy. I see him posting a lot in general gaming a lot and he's also a Asian which reminds me that I as on the underground to work in the fwagshop HMV on Oxford street and as I sit down this Asian bird sits across from me. And I swear it she was giving me the eye like nothing else, there was only one thing on her mind (Shagging, and it wasn't with Dan's mum either, ill tell you that.) Oh and my mum would probably like the bloke because he is good at video games, like me, so she would be reminded of me, and she loves her son. plus blues agent works hard on eoff like I do at HMV so she would like that too. OK then enano, well Ive never seen the man myself, but this yeti ski mask avatar is really hot like stupid sexy fwanders, and actually that reminds me let me tell you all on behalf of HMV we have the box set of Simpsons on sale for da howidays I was actually stocking it when I saw Marilyn Manson snorting a line of dwugs (my mum wouldn't approve of that :bou::bou::bou::bou: so enano would already be better in mum's eyes than Marilyn Manson, good going mate) in the bathroom stall. I heard from one of the boys that enano has a really awesome beard. my mum would like him for that because it would remind her of me, since my polish blood lets me grow a three inch beard in just about a day, so she would relate to him and let him into the family. the first then you need to know about Jiro then is that he is an awstrawian which means he probalby hasnt shagged a sheep (unfortunately the same cant be said about his mom and my Causer-smif dick) Seriously though awstrawia has smurfing hot birds have you even seen the barmaids there? man, the other day i was on the train this awstrawian woman stepped on with blonde hair and long sexy legs man, and she gave me the eye without a doubt, i may put up a missed connections on cwagslist later anyway back to our friend Jiro, he also has long feminine legs. too bad for him that he's not a bird otherwise he could ride da elephantttttt MMMMMBRRRR. i guess mum would like him because he is goodlooking fellow, too hot for my sis though, am i right mate? well when i first heard of ranzien i laughed I thought who would call their childn ponce but then i learned he's from SCAAAHNdanavia so that explains it. speaking of which I saw this one icelander bird on the underground going to work at HMV once and she was well sexy plus she was giving yours truly the eye i could have had a dead filthy shag with her but i had to give Bono of U2 a tour of the shop so i didn't have the chance to get her number. anyway pontus would do well if you took him home to me mum beause he is a friendl;y man and very polite which women all like, plus he is not afraid of having a strawberry fight with marsha bananar, girls like that sort of thing. much too good for my witch sister and she would cut him off from talking to his mum and dad back in noway. speaking of denmark, there's Levian. He is a really cool bwoke who i would vigorously hump. in the face in halo, that's a teabag and i am the prince of the teabag, I'll have you know. anyway seriously Levian is cool and he takes photos that the girls really like. even though he's too good for my sister, i know she woudl totally cwush harder on him than i cwush jackals with my warthog in halo thwee (Though i totally ride in the back anyway because the boys need me as a sniper to save their skins afterall and that's what boys do when they pway with the boys.) "ok laddy laddy laddy what to say about laddy. i guess its a different audience who voted for him lol not that i am an expert but i don't judge eiether whatever floats your boat even if i can't understand why you wouldn't like a nice piece of skirt. well anyway talking about laddy he certainly loves his corgis which women must find sweet and adorable me mum always told my sistder judge a man by the pets he keeps so those cute puppies must net attention though personally i wuold want a tough dog like a hustky but again i don't judge. laddy is definitely a snappy dresser and i hear you'll get his attention if you tell him "you're the only ten I see" hahaha that's a pun you see because he is from tennessee. humor brought to you causer-smif style. Awright, okay okay what can we say about mr rodarion? he's another snappy dressed but this time because he's an actual fashion designer! wow, there's something that'll net the women right there, the man knows how to dress himself and how to dress you girls (though i prefer undressing you hhehehe ). also a successful man like roadarion wouldn't have to put up with my sister's bull:bou::bou::bou::bou: he can just buy new internet whenever he wants and he can tell her to smurf off. you'd think i could do the same but apparently working at the fwagshop hmv shop in London isn't enough success for her whatever you can't stop The Raven from getting online and dishing out comments on all the lovely ladies as well as twolling everyone who plasys halo with my skills (I'm the second best on eoff except for paul)

anyway, enjoy the rest of your :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty Ciddies I have a date with a dildo, and that's to use to shag your mum. don't listen to what Dan said, i don't use it because my size is too small. it's because i'm too big. take it from paul's mum. :smug: (Oh and if I dont win most hardcore winner i'll get you with me sniper wifle.)
:redface:

[Laddy]

<3 Works for me.

[Aerith's Knight]

It's like how he talks, but then in text. I think my brain just imploded.

Still made me lol though.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Rodarian...............4
Laddy..................3
Rantzien...............3
enano..................1
RSL....................1

[Laddy]

): Looks like I'm on the bottom again.

[Freya]

Bahaha that's one of the best speeches xD

[Shorty]

ugh I can't even read it. I'll just wait for the winners xD

[kotora]

If Levian doesn't win this some people will have to get their eyes fixed

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Blues Agent's Package..10

Jiro...................9
Levian.................9

[Shorty]

ahaha what is happening to this forum

[Agent Proto]

Seriously. :/ I don't even understand how this is possible!

[Raistlin]

Oh wow, I did not expect to beat Bunny this time around. Good job, everyone, in recognizing my badass evilness. http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

EDIT: Haha nice xD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Imperfectionist &middot; Nomination Leader: Fujiko

The Nominees
Clo &middot; Fujiko &middot; Miriel &middot; Miss_Lulu &middot; rubah &middot; Rye &middot; Shorty &middot; Zeldy

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane</td><td style="border:0 none;">Miss_Lulu (4/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">Clo (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Fujiko (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Zeldy (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rye (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

There was no speech written for this, so let's just get straight to it. Which of these lovely ladies is going to take home this Ciddie? We've got a fine selection, so bring it to EoFF for having some hot mamas! :jess:

[Raistlin]

It amuses me to no end that Shlup has not even been nominated for this ever since I introduced this sig. Her boobs are just that saggy.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Zeldy......6
Fujiko.....5
Rye........4
Shorty.....4
Miriel.....3
rubah......3
RSL........1

[Raistlin]

I am just making a post so we can get on with this.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Clo........9

Miss_Lulu..8

[Shorty]

Clo is kicking ass with votes!

woo me and rye tied n_n

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

That was kind of a weird moment of silence during the revelation for that last category! AWKWARD!

[Raistlin]

It's just getting later, or maybe dinner time is taking people away. But congrats to the two well-deserved finalists for the last award.

EDIT: And just ignore when Crystal comes on and inevitably denies deserving this.

[Jessweeee♪]

Oh man I can't wait until we reach the grand finale: Most Helpful Techy. I am on the edge of my seat.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Oh yeah, it is that time of day to eat dinner, isn't it? Smurf it! Let's continue this :bou::bou::bou::bou:! We bet you all are excited for the rest of the revelations to come!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Moving on, folks.

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Last winner: Mo-Nercy &middot; Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Jiro &middot; Peegee &middot; ShlupQuack

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin
Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">ShlupQuack (4/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (3/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Peegee (3/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Raistlin]

Oh man I can't wait until we reach the grand finale: Most Helpful Techy. I am on the edge of my seat.

You can thank PG for much of the 1200+ rep points I am giving you for this very amusing comment.

[Shorty]

PG's isn't even a real title. GO JIRO

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Custom ranks, what is there to say about them? We've all got one. Some of them are funny. Some of them I just don't get. Apparently only three people have the only good ones in the entire forum. :confused:

My brotha Jiro's is about kicking boats or some :bou::bou::bou::bou:. I personally don't geddit but whatever floats his... boat. Yeah. :eep:

Peegee's is the most confusing! Wesley Raistlin Raistlin? Why? For the love of God, why!?

It is ShlupQuack's density! There's really nothing negative to be said of this one, it's a fat joke in itself! I'll probably receive a PM from Wesley Raistlin Raistlin offering to name his firstborn after me now, but I just can't go on anymore after this horrifying ordeal.

Why did I even agree to this? *takes cyanide pill*

[Raistlin]

Yeah, how the hell is PG even up for this? Go everyone-but-PG!

This reminds me of football, where I root for everyone-but-the-Patriots.

[Jessweeee♪]

Oh man I can't wait until we reach the grand finale: Most Helpful Techy. I am on the edge of my seat.

You can thank PG for much of the 1200+ rep points I am giving you for this very amusing comment.

Whoa, you weren't exaggerating xD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

This is why we've been pestering everyone to nominate. So this doesn't happen! BUT YOU GUYS DISAPPOINTED US.

But we digress! *grumbles*... oh yeah! We all know who's not winning this Ciddie...

Peegee......5
RSL.........1

[Jiro]

Guys I feel bad for not having done a speech so let me do one for Sexiest/Cutest female right here

[Jiro]

Now every good sandwich loving man will know that women are truly wonderful creatures. They get stuck in and make you sandwiches and :bou::bou::bou::bou:. But you have to appreciate the fact that they look good too. I mean you wouldn't be eating those sandwiches if women looked like Gollum now would you?

So next time you're being a chauvinistic prick, remember that being nice to the super hot female will probably net you more than just sandwiches. And then finally you'll be able to go down to the pub and brag that after 30 years you can finally say it's not just your mom's tits that you suckled.

PEACE

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

ShlupQuack..18

Jiro........16

[Jiro]

Oh man I was so close. If I had voted for myself like a shameless hack I would've tied it up! CONGRATS SHLUPPERS, NOW GO FORTH BECAUSE IT IS YOUR DENSITY.

Why are jokes less funny when I say them?

[Raistlin]

Whoa, you weren't exaggerating xD

I'm not sure mortal minds can really comprehend how much I have been rep'd the past two weeks -- 99% from one person. MILF is in the same boat.

[Shorty]

haha, shlup won it xD

It's okay, Jiro, I like that you kick boats.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: The Man &middot; Nomination Leader: Bunny

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; Clo &middot; Del Murder &middot; Guardian XIII &middot; Jiro &middot; Rye

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane</td><td style="border:0 none;">Clo (5/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Guardian XIII (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">Bunny (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Raistlin]

Bunny or Clo should really win this. I would be happy with either. Gabe's glare never fails to amuse me.

[Agent Proto]

:party:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Avatars!!! Oh how we love our avatars! Some change their avatars to fit a certain theme, while some do not. However, these six members up for Best Avatar currently have the best avatars of the moment! Who are they and what do their avatars represent? Let's find out!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar24387_21.gif Bunny

Ah, the Christmasified version of his angry Gabe avatar. A perfect representation of his lovable personification.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar33614_4.gif Clo

Another Christmasified avatar that belongs to Clo. It is the Party Cat in all of its glory. This avatar represents Clo, and it even has its own smiley! :party: Now isn't that an avatar worth winning?

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1390_38.gif Del Murder

A classic no doubt. This avatar IS Del Murder, and nothing will ever change that about him. It's like the ugly Chocobo avatar that belongs to Loony BoB. It has the recognition, but other than that, the member is nothing without it.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar22997_22.gif Guardian XIII

This avatar is so badass, that Guardian XIII is now currently recognized as a Mandalorian bounty hunter based of the Boba Fett character from Star Wars. Now when we see a picture of Boba Fett, we think of Guardian XIII. Of course, we could do with the previous avatar Guardian XIII had, but who cares, it's Boba Fett all the way!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar11784_21.gif Jiro

Inspired by his failed attempt to win the EoFF Beard Contest, Jiro's avatar has now become an inspiration to everyone who wants to grow a massive beard. To Jiro, this is what he wants to become, and fear not Jiro, your dreams will come true. NEVER LET GO OF YOUR DREAMS, BE LIKE JIRO AND SHOUT AS YOUR BEARD GROW LARGE.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar6473_186.gif Rye

And finally we have our only animated avatar. This adorable sprite of a star peeking out of a cloud sprouting rain in the form of sparkles ignites the imaginations of many! How cute, there's even a baby star hiding next to the big star! Don't you just want to stand underneath that cloud to be showered by stardust from this? I know I would want to!

[Shorty]

I'm rooting for Bunny on this one. Sorry, all.

[Peegee]

Oh man this is still ongoing? I'm going back to bed

Thanks for all of the nominations, though!

[Rantz]

After 25 awards, these are the prediction standings.

Raistlin: 13
Jessweeee♪: 12
Psychotic: 12
Freya: 11
Naomi The Insane: 11
Aerith's Knight: 10
Shiny: 10
Clo: 9
Sir Lancealot: 8
Jiro: 6
Genius Lynx: 5

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Bunny..........7
Guardian XIII..7
Jiro...........4
Rye............4
RSL............1

[Madame Adequate]

Whoa, you weren't exaggerating xD

I'm not sure mortal minds can really comprehend how much I have been rep'd the past two weeks -- 99% from one person. MILF is in the same boat.

It truly is terrifying.

[Agent Proto]

Raistlin is doing pretty good with the predictions!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

:party:
Clo............10

Del Murder.....8

[Raistlin]

Nooo Bunny. :( But at least Crystal won, so it's ok.

And it always surprises me if I'm doing well in predictions, as it seems like I get a lot wrong. But the winner is never much more than 50% anyway.

[Raistlin]

Also :party:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Jessweeee♪ &middot; Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Del Murder &middot; eternal essence &middot; Freya &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Rantzien &middot; Shorty

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin
Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantzien (7/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shorty (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">eternal essence (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Shorty]

ee and I are clearly superior because of the content of our signatures.

[Agent Proto]

Obviously. :shiny:

[Madame Adequate]

Confederacy 4 lief

[Shorty]

You freedom-hating southie.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

...And the Nominees
For Best Signature follows.
Who'll end up on top?



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Paramount Pictures
Now featuring 'Del Murder'
It's a true classic




http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/ramonasig.png (http://forums.eyesonff.com/graphic-design-forum/129984-first-sig-ive-done-while.html)


A ride (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bad-Shannon/354607272859) out of town (http://www.myspace.com/crombiedutch) might just take (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/132989-s-someone-shoot.html) the town (http://forums.eyesonff.com/graphic-design-forum/129984-first-sig-ive-done-while.html) right out of the girl. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/130878-s-project-spirit.html)

Ramona Flowers
Pretty in purple and pink
Huh? There's no pink here!?




http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/Christmas%20Avatars/Freya2.gif
Artwork by this guy. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/psychotic.html) http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx68/Prettyypenguin/FF%20IX/plotdinobadge.png (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-ix/131814-plot-dino-says-read-walk-through-3.html#post2908160)

There are three owls here
One of them is named Hoodolph
He has a red nose




http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy178/Automilf/1293211585744.jpg

It's CARMEGEDDON
Used to be the Rebel flag
Such an epic shame




http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/4horsemen.gif

The four dead horsemen
Fear for your lives, everyone!
One has a big sword!




http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/roxy1.jpg

There's an angry chick
Grow a beard or face her wrath
Just for Shorty's sake

[Raistlin]

Confederacy 4 lief

Never forget the War of Northern Aggression from those freedom-hating tyrants.

[Agent Proto]

That's a oretty good speech I had there, too bad Jessweeee's awesome signature wasn't nominated. :(

[Jessweeee♪]

I know :(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Freya............6
Shorty...........6
Del Murder.......5
RSL..............1

[Jessweeee♪]

:bounce:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I'm my own MILF..8

eternal essence..7
Rantzien.........7

[Shorty]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

That's them breaks, darling. :aimkiss:

[Rantz]

Look at that! Another ciddie predicted by none!

Congratz :D

[Shorty]

You're ALL freedom-hating southies. This is outrageous! I WILL NOT STAND FOR HUXLEY WINNING THIS AWARD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Oh, it's now Best Artist! Let's see if black orb will continue his winning ways or perhaps is it time for a newcomer to take the award?

<div style="text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Artist</span>
Last winner: black orb &middot; Nomination Leader: Pete for President

The Nominees
black orb &middot; Blues Agent &middot; novaheaven &middot; Pete for President &middot; Sagensyg

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin</td><td style="border:0 none;">black orb (6/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Sagensyg (2/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Pete for President (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">novaheaven (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Madame Adequate]

What that's what you get when the South rises again led by a bloodstained General Lee driven by Ainsley :aimkiss:

I am glad to see justice done in this category and I commend you all for your wise decision that respects both state's rights and TV chefs and controversial videogames.

Edit: Sarah, y u mad tho?

[Rantz]

Well, I'll be going to bed, so I can't post prediction scores anymore! Either you'll have to wait until the morning, or someone else will have to keep track!

[Agent Proto]

You're ALL freedom-hating southies. This is outrageous! I WILL NOT STAND FOR HUXLEY WINNING THIS AWARD

Maybe you you should best sit down then. :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I'm not sure I can properly convey just how great these artists are with words. It's probably possible, but it could very well rend this physical world asunder... Or maybe not, but why chance it? Instead I will share with you some of my favorite pieces by these nominees.


http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Artblackorb.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Artblackorb2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Artblackorb3.jpg


http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/ArtProto.png


http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Artnovaheaven.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Artnovaheaven2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Artnovaheaven3.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Artnovaheaven4.jpg


http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/ArtPeteforPresident.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/ArtPeteforPresident2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/ArtPeteforPresident3.jpg


http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/ArtSagensyg.png
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/ArtSagensyg2.png
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/ArtSagensyg3.png

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Blues Agent.........7
Pete for President..7
novaheaven..........4
RSL.................1

[Clo]

:party:

I am back.

I'm gonna go and review what you guys have done, I'm sure you've all made terrible decisions.

[Madame Adequate]

Uh

I honestly never even saw any of novaheaven's stuff, but you can consider my vote to be changed to him because holy smurf

[Shlup]

You seriously did this on New Years. I wake up from my hangover with seventeen pages to read. You three bastards.

I am satisfied with the results so far though. And the Best Male speech was epic in exactly seven ways.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Should be no surprise here.



black orb...........12

Sagensyg............8

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

You seriously did this on New Years. I wake up from my hangover with seventeen pages to read. You three bastards.

I am satisfied with the results so far though. And the Best Male speech was epic in exactly seven ways.

We aim to please! :aimkiss::aimkiss::aimkiss:

[Raistlin]

Uh

I honestly never even saw any of novaheaven's stuff, but you can consider my vote to be changed to him because holy smurf

Yeah seriously.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Writer</span>
Last winner: Guardian XIII &middot; Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
eternal essence &middot; Guardian XIII &middot; Jiro &middot; Psychotic

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Jessweeee♪
Naomi The Insane
Clo
Raistlin
Sir Lancealot
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Guardian XIII (8/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Aerith's Knight</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (1/10)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Freya
Shiny</td><td style="border:0 none;">eternal essence (1/10)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

BEST WRITER
Writing is a thing. People possess lots of things. Writing may be possessed. Many people may possess writing. Some writing is bad. Some, better. Mostly, it is all mediocre. The focus here is the category in the middle. That one: better. We thought as a whole about people writing. As a whole we thought some people wrote better than others. The others are mentioned only to be immediately ignored. The focus here shall be on some people. A list of some people mentioned goes like this: eternal essence, Guardian XIII, Jiro, and Psychotic. These people are no longer some people but they are not other people. They are instead our candidates for the 2010 Winter Ciddies Best Writer Award. One of them will win the award. Everyone else will lose. It would be disappointing to lose. Award Cerberus will now reveal who was appointed our winner...