View Full Version : The Drunk Thread
jenovajunkie
02-25-2013, 04:54 AM
I need to drink with you
SHOULD I DRINK TONIGHT??
Y/N
Denmark
02-25-2013, 09:09 PM
Y Y A THOUSAND TIMES Y
i have a healthy supply of gin and tonic and it's staring me down. i shall have to tackle this foe
SHOULD I DRINK TONIGHT??
Y/N
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Do you work tomorrow, miss?
No, which is why I'm considering it
Rantz
02-25-2013, 09:17 PM
I made eggnog in December and I still have more than half of the yucky bourbon I got for it, so I'm mixing it with coke. Not great, but hey it's alcoholic amirite
No, which is why I'm considering it
Well we're getting a shit ton of snow.
I will drink with you!
Denmark
02-25-2013, 10:09 PM
5pm on a monday: gin+tonic time
Shorty
02-25-2013, 10:11 PM
Wait for meeeeeeeee!
Wait for meeeeeeeee!
:D YEEEES
SARAH STEPH AND SAM
GETTIN DRUNK
Shorty
02-25-2013, 10:35 PM
oh I meant about gin but that too!
:( :( :(
well i mean
if you don't WANT to drink with us
:(
Denmark
02-25-2013, 10:43 PM
it's okay everyone
sarah of course we can gin together what kind of silly question is that
AND you can all get drunk together
DRUNK PARTY etcetc
(i think every post i make in this thread has to include the word "gin")
Parker
02-25-2013, 10:44 PM
I want to get internet drunk soon. We could skype chat and slur at each other
Rantz
02-25-2013, 10:48 PM
I want to get drunk with Denmark. Silly timezones, maybe I'll adopt EST this coming weekend.
Denmark
02-25-2013, 10:50 PM
I want to get drunk with Denmark. Silly timezones, maybe I'll adopt EST this coming weekend.
ooh baby
seriously can we all just set aside a time to get shitfaced together
Rantz
02-25-2013, 10:52 PM
Yes please!
This will never happen, as I work on weekends
/foreveralone
Shorty
02-25-2013, 11:05 PM
You lame east coasters will all be gone by the time I leave work!
Denmark
02-25-2013, 11:14 PM
it's only 6:15 now sarah! i'm playing the long game here
I want to get drunk with Denmark. Silly timezones, maybe I'll adopt EST this coming weekend.
let's do it
this Friday I am in
I want to get drunk with Denmark. Silly timezones, maybe I'll adopt EST this coming weekend.
let's do it
this Friday I am in
YES NO ONE LIKES THAT TIFA'S BOOBS GIRL
SHUT UP THIS IS LIKE MY ONLY WEEKEND OFF I HAVE TO ENJOY IT
Denmark
02-26-2013, 01:19 AM
WHY AREN'T WE ALL DRINKING RIGHT NOW
Shorty
02-26-2013, 01:20 AM
T-MINUS TEN MINUTES
Denmark
02-26-2013, 01:25 AM
AWW YEAH
gin
NorthernChaosGod
02-26-2013, 05:37 AM
PIKE SHOULD DRINK.
Denmark
02-26-2013, 06:10 AM
hi my name is rob and i like alcohol
QUE SERA SERA BITCHES
gin
Pheesh
03-02-2013, 02:01 PM
ehe...eheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheehe....
O.O
Shorty
03-02-2013, 04:15 PM
nerd xD
edczxcvbnm
03-02-2013, 04:19 PM
Drunk Science - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avYBuijHPBI)
This is what Sephex and I accomplished last night.
Ouch!
03-02-2013, 07:30 PM
All the love for gin in this thread makes me so happy.
Denmark
03-02-2013, 08:58 PM
PARTYTIME TONIGHT FEATURING PONTUS
edit: forgot to put the word gin in my post
jenovajunkie
03-02-2013, 10:45 PM
What do you drink your gin with? I actually drink just beer now a days.
Parker
03-02-2013, 10:52 PM
denmark drinks it straight, ironically
Rantz
03-02-2013, 11:27 PM
Gin goes with tonic and if you don't have tonic juice may suffice.
Denmark
03-02-2013, 11:59 PM
i usually drink gin with tonic, though i'll probably end up just going rocks tonight because i didn't go out to the store today. whoops.
e: after i finish the little tonic i have left that is
Ouch!
03-03-2013, 12:01 AM
Hendrick's gin. Straight. Ice (or scotch rocks so as to not water it down if I'm at home or they're available).
Pheesh
03-03-2013, 12:09 AM
I drink Tom Collins('s?); Gin, half a lemon/lime, soda water and traditionally a teaspoon of caster sugar but I don't worry about that, I prefer it unsweetened.
Last night was all whiskey and beer though.
Rocket Edge
03-03-2013, 03:00 AM
I'm plastered out of my mind. Just drank the last bit of liqueur in the house and now I've nothing HELP
Denmark
03-03-2013, 03:16 AM
join #eoff we are boozing
i'm out of tonic, now all gin
startin to FEEL IT FEEL IT
Shorty
03-03-2013, 02:38 PM
Kent just called to tell me that he got in trouble with his wife for harassing little kids by making monster noises and that he was drunk and then he promptly told me he was going to get off the phone.
This was our first phone conversation.
edit: and then his wife got mad that he drunk dialed another girl (me) in front of her and had to throw some cold water on the situation so he told her I was a lesbian and pulled up an old fb photo of me and my best friend and told her that's who I'm gay for
and then he liked the photo on facebook
not your night tonight is it mate
Cloudane
03-03-2013, 07:53 PM
> don't really feel drink
> feel drink
> drink
justsayin
Yeah I kinda felt it the morning after
and barely remember making that post :p
It's Sunday, but also I have a week off work. BOOZE!
Denmark
03-03-2013, 08:34 PM
WOO BOOZE
last night was fun and just what i needed, thanks be to everyone involved! let's do it again when i have more gin kk
Citizen Bleys
03-04-2013, 03:38 AM
It's Gin O'Clock!
Citizen Bleys
03-04-2013, 05:03 AM
Tonight is going to get me lynched in both of my ongoing mafia games
Pheesh
03-04-2013, 03:11 PM
I am fucking schlammered
Sephex
03-06-2013, 01:36 AM
I had a bite to drink. I also just beat Chrono Trigger. Today was a good day.
Denmark
03-08-2013, 03:06 AM
thirsty thursday with mah gurlzzzz
or just by myself whatever
parker is drunk right now though so i'm not alone
Tigmafuzz
03-08-2013, 04:48 AM
I wish I could be in this thread again ;_;
Sephex
03-09-2013, 05:38 PM
So edczxcvbnm and I got wasted and livestreamed us playing video games last night. We played a round of Mario Party 2 on the Western Map. We then went for another game on the Haunted map, but the game froze, so ed failed at the Dracula fight for awhile. To finish off the stream, ed and I both beat Mega Man 2 with me only dying once, and him dying twice.
I have a slight headache and I am a bit dehydrated.
jenovajunkie
03-09-2013, 05:49 PM
How often do you guys drink?
Shorty
03-09-2013, 05:49 PM
We never stop.
Sephex
03-09-2013, 05:50 PM
Usually once every Friday. I personally might have a little something a couple of other times a week. That doesn't happen as often as it used to, however.
I fucking owe Jiro 10 monies. :mad2:
How often do you guys drink?
it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week
Bubba
03-09-2013, 07:26 PM
ed and I both beat Mega Man 2 with me only dying once, and him dying twice.
You guys are my smurfing heroes. Seriously.
jenovajunkie
03-09-2013, 09:20 PM
How often do you guys drink?
it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week
:kakapo:
Mikztsu
03-09-2013, 10:16 PM
I don't really DRINK all that often anymore, maybe once or twice per two months and it's for the obligatory stuff like birthday parties etc. Used to be once or twice per week.
Calliope
03-10-2013, 01:53 AM
So, my bff decided she was giving up drinking for March and wanted some detox-buddies, so I was all "Yeah, alright; I love randomly abstaining from consuming things for no reason, sign me up!" Then I IMed her on Tuesday being all "Sup?" and she was all "Just sitting around, having a couple of beers", and I was all "WHAT THE HELL, DUDE" :mad2:
So, instead of swilling my Johnnie Walker, I'm drinking lemon tea out of spite :roll2
NorthernChaosGod
03-10-2013, 03:08 AM
How often do you guys drink?
it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week
You're still supposed to do the Let's Play. I'll buy you two 12 packs.
Denmark
03-10-2013, 04:57 AM
this is 3 days in a row of boozing for me. it's like being in college again fond memories
st. patrick's day is next weekend. i'm going to a party at my brother's, but probably won't bring my computer. if you get a text from me next saturday, you should probably ignore it
Citizen Bleys
03-10-2013, 05:14 AM
Why the SMURF was the toilet seat up in the gents'?
Denmark
03-10-2013, 05:19 AM
do you mean down? because it should always be up
Citizen Bleys
03-10-2013, 05:24 AM
@Denmark: you are correct and I am drunk.
This deserves to be immortalized:
BARFLY: Can I have 20 of those?
BARTENDER: 20 of what?
BARFLY: Whatever the fuck *they* just ordered
Denmark
03-10-2013, 05:38 AM
20 of any drink sounds great, i can see why you'd want to order that
Citizen Bleys
03-10-2013, 06:44 AM
Aye, but it was Ecstasy, so it was only about 2 shots split amongst 10 people
My real entertainment is a 50-year-old woman who thinks I kinnae read her.
I know how a mother thinks, I happen to have one.
Denmark
03-10-2013, 06:52 AM
I know how a mother thinks, I happen to have one.
saving this quote forever
Citizen Bleys
03-10-2013, 07:26 AM
In faith, do as thou wishest; for I this night hath counterfeted as one ten years my junior
Denmark
03-10-2013, 07:41 AM
one thing i've noticed is that you should really start speaking english
Citizen Bleys
03-10-2013, 07:42 AM
In fact, I have a dilemma; the body language of a friend doth indicate that she thinketh I have an unrequited passion for her. 'Tisn't the case, but I wish not to harm one so undeserving of such...
Denmark
03-10-2013, 07:45 AM
polite "no, thank you" should suffice
be happy to be enjoyed by the ladies, though, bro
alternatively: methinks you doth protest too much
Citizen Bleys
03-10-2013, 08:02 AM
She's 50, bro
Denmark
03-10-2013, 08:03 AM
any female attention is positive female attention, bro
Citizen Bleys
03-10-2013, 08:16 AM
NOT WHEN SHE'S THE SAME AGE AS ME FRAKKIN' MOTHER
Denmark
03-10-2013, 08:16 AM
you don't have to ACT on it
just APPRECIATE it
Calliope
03-10-2013, 09:00 AM
In fact, I have a dilemma; the body language of a friend doth indicate that she thinketh I have an unrequited passion for her. 'Tisn't the case, but I wish not to harm one so undeserving of such...
If she thinks you have unrequited feelings for her, then isn't it a non-issue?
How often do you guys drink?
it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week
You're still supposed to do the Let's Play. I'll buy you two 12 packs.
WHICH GAME??
Goldenboko
03-10-2013, 05:05 PM
I haven't been drunk in forever. *Shakes fist at classes*
NorthernChaosGod
03-11-2013, 02:29 AM
How often do you guys drink?
it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week
You're still supposed to do the Let's Play. I'll buy you two 12 packs.
WHICH GAME??
I'm debating between Morrowind, some Civ, or SMAC.
Denmark
03-11-2013, 02:32 AM
I haven't been drunk in forever. *Shakes fist at classes*
hahaha implying classes are a reason to not get drunk
Ouch!
03-11-2013, 05:06 AM
I haven't been drunk in forever. *Shakes fist at classes*
hahaha implying classes are a reason to not get drunk
The best kinds of classes are the classes where you end up drinking with your professors.
Denmark
03-11-2013, 05:11 AM
I haven't been drunk in forever. *Shakes fist at classes*
hahaha implying classes are a reason to not get drunk
The best kinds of classes are the classes where you end up drinking with your professors.
this was my favorite part of grad school.
How often do you guys drink?
it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week
You're still supposed to do the Let's Play. I'll buy you two 12 packs.
WHICH GAME??
I'm debating between Morrowind, some Civ, or SMAC.
Oh these are all great choices. You really can't go wrong with any of these.
Gamblet
03-11-2013, 11:06 AM
I have not drank for a month. I like not having an hangover, but I need to go out more. :|
Bubba
03-11-2013, 12:23 PM
The best kinds of classes are the classes where you end up sleeping with your professors.
Fixed.
Pheesh
03-11-2013, 12:53 PM
I know it's only Monday, but plans have already been made for another round of 'Some Kind of Drinking Game', my friend and I's Metallica drinking game... with tequila as the chosen spirit. This is now an official countdown to oblivion. It'll be one of the days this weekend.
I know it's only Monday, but plans have already been made for another round of 'Some Kind of Drinking Game', my friend and I's Metallica drinking game... with tequila as the chosen spirit. This is now an official countdown to oblivion. It'll be one of the days this weekend.
I want to come to Australia just to play this drinking game with you.
NorthernChaosGod
03-11-2013, 07:35 PM
How often do you guys drink?
it used to be I'd buy a six-pack once every few months and drink it all in a weekend but I'm trying to pace myself now :shobon: just one or two a week
You're still supposed to do the Let's Play. I'll buy you two 12 packs.
WHICH GAME??
I'm debating between Morrowind, some Civ, or SMAC.
Oh these are all great choices. You really can't go wrong with any of these.
I just want to know which one will be the most difficult for you or entertaining for the rest of us. :p
Pheesh
03-11-2013, 10:55 PM
I know it's only Monday, but plans have already been made for another round of 'Some Kind of Drinking Game', my friend and I's Metallica drinking game... with tequila as the chosen spirit. This is now an official countdown to oblivion. It'll be one of the days this weekend.
I want to come to Australia just to play this drinking game with you.
This has given me the idea to organise this over skype one day, with as many people as we can find who don't value their livers at all.
Shorty
03-11-2013, 10:56 PM
I'm in. Naturally.
edit: read that as "lives" first but livers works too
Denmark
03-11-2013, 10:58 PM
me too, probably. naturally.
Pheesh
03-11-2013, 11:03 PM
I'm in. Naturally.
edit: read that as "lives" first but livers works too
Well I haven't lost a man... yet.
This weekend will be the first time I've tried it out with a couple tweaks to the rules. So if we do organise it hopefully it'll be perfect by that time >=D
Shorty
03-11-2013, 11:04 PM
dooo it so we can play! :3
Denmark
03-11-2013, 11:06 PM
we're all alcoholics and enablers
that's why i love this thread
Sephex
03-11-2013, 11:07 PM
Whiskey is brown
Vodka is clear
Bitch still ugly
Have another beer
Shorty
03-11-2013, 11:07 PM
EoAA
Phil--I'm probably taking a weekend off soon. I'll let you know, and maybe we can do it then. :3
Sephex
03-16-2013, 04:04 AM
edczxcvbnm, me, and a bunch of friends are going to play Mario Party 2 right now!
Sephex1982 (http://www.twitch.tv/Sephex1982)
Vasher
03-16-2013, 04:15 AM
No problem here. I traded my liver for a bottle of Julio long ago.
Tonight it's all about Hofbrau and Optimator.
Pheesh
03-16-2013, 10:51 AM
Preparations were just finalized for tonight's round of "Some Kind of Drinking Game". I'll post in here with the decided upon spirit and be sure to (try and) update if I still have a functioning body.
Mikztsu
03-16-2013, 01:20 PM
I'll follow this with excitement tonight. From night shift.
:(
Pheesh
03-16-2013, 09:56 PM
there is vomit all over everything!!!
Iceglow
03-16-2013, 10:27 PM
In fact, I have a dilemma; the body language of a friend doth indicate that she thinketh I have an unrequited passion for her. 'Tisn't the case, but I wish not to harm one so undeserving of such...
This is where you should have banged the woman and then posted a shamefaced eoeo thread where I could spend my days posting quotes from Dear Deidre out of The Sun.
Went out got pretty pissed last night, sorry Ashton you got me on FB Messenger fucked as hell. Was a good night, was joking with a friend where I told him to kiss my arse, he insisted it was only because he was black I asked. I naturally being me agreed with this assessment and then one of the incredibly hot Scandinavian girls we were out with got Jealous that she hadn't kissed my arse so she literally did kiss my arse! I was laughing so hard and was just like "....Did Krista really kiss my arse? I think I'm winning bro!"
Gamblet
03-16-2013, 10:44 PM
there is vomit all over everything!!!
Seems like a fun night.
Citizen Bleys
03-18-2013, 02:19 AM
Happy Shit Faced Sunday!
Shorty
03-18-2013, 03:16 AM
whoooooooooooooooooooo
Citizen Bleys
03-18-2013, 03:24 AM
An apposite and erudite comment as e'er
EDIT: 31 minutes til gin o'clock!
As for St. Patrick's falling on a SFS, my only green garment is a kilt, and 'tis like -20 out. There will be no kilt-wearing today
Night Fury
03-18-2013, 11:47 AM
In fact, I have a dilemma; the body language of a friend doth indicate that she thinketh I have an unrequited passion for her. 'Tisn't the case, but I wish not to harm one so undeserving of such...
This is where you should have banged the woman and then posted a shamefaced eoeo thread where I could spend my days posting quotes from Dear Deidre out of The Sun.
Went out got pretty pissed last night, sorry Ashton you got me on FB Messenger smurfed as hell. Was a good night, was joking with a friend where I told him to kiss my arse, he insisted it was only because he was black I asked. I naturally being me agreed with this assessment and then one of the incredibly hot Scandinavian girls we were out with got Jealous that she hadn't kissed my arse so she literally did kiss my arse! I was laughing so hard and was just like "....Did Krista really kiss my arse? I think I'm winning bro!"
If only she knew what has been known to come out of it.
I feel perfectly fine this morning!
Shorty
03-18-2013, 05:05 PM
You didn't party hard enough. Square.
help I'm dying
Calliope
03-18-2013, 08:28 PM
I feel perfectly fine this morning!
Top of the Morning, indeed :D
NorthernChaosGod
03-19-2013, 05:42 AM
You didn't party hard enough. Square.
help I'm dying
noob
Shorty
03-22-2013, 05:55 AM
giiiiiiiiiiiin
Denmark
03-22-2013, 06:01 AM
giiiiiin and beer because i ran out of gin :(
Shorty
03-22-2013, 06:02 AM
that's a terrible mix D:
Denmark
03-22-2013, 06:03 AM
not TOGETHER
fine.
gin and tonic, which finished up my gin. then i drank beers.
Shorty
03-22-2013, 06:09 AM
GO GET MORE
Denmark
03-22-2013, 06:17 AM
I CAN'T IT'S 1:16 AM AND I'VE BEEN DRINKING
the store that i would not drive drunk to anyway is closed so :(
Sephex
03-23-2013, 12:53 AM
Booze...
with wine and some beer...
These are the spirits of the drunk man's enterprise.
His continuing mission: To destroy all vital organs.
To puke out fast food and slow burning stomach acid.
To boldly drink like no man has drank before!
Parker
03-23-2013, 01:34 AM
i cant do big cool letter like sephex.
but oh boy am i drunk
Araciel
03-23-2013, 02:00 AM
Tonight is a night do destroy some burned up braincells... Beer and rye will be imbibed in copious amounts and butts will be liberally kicked
Sephex
03-23-2013, 04:23 AM
edczxcvbnm, myself, and another friend of ours are playing Mario Party 7. This time, we got a proper set up since we are using edczxcvbnm's computer. We are also drunk.
edczxcvbnm (http://www.twitch.tv/edczxcvbnm)
Lonely Paper Star
03-24-2013, 06:55 AM
Hi.
Plain ol' rum and cokoe but mmmm that's all i need. :D :cool:
Denmark
03-24-2013, 08:13 AM
brand new and beer night, that turned into alkaline trio and alcohol night. good fun all around
Denmark
03-28-2013, 02:04 AM
dubpost bamp
[20:59:31] <denmark> i'm going to have a celebratory gin and tonic
[20:59:35] <denmark> the first of many
[20:59:52] <denmark> though every gin and tonic i have is celebratory
[20:59:59] <denmark> even if it's just celebrating the fact that i have gin
[21:00:13] <foa> as in "hooray, its' gin and tonic"
[21:00:16] <foa> it's*
foa gets it.
Parker
03-28-2013, 02:48 AM
reminder that if denmark has cucumber in his G&T he uses ugly discs instead of elegant ribbons of cuke. lol.
NorthernChaosGod
03-28-2013, 08:44 PM
I always forget to post here when I've been drinking.
Denmark
03-28-2013, 09:24 PM
reminder that if denmark has cucumber in his G&T he uses ugly discs instead of elegant ribbons of cuke. lol.
i think you mean "rantzien" not "denmark".
i'll probably have more celebratory g+t's tonight.
I had an Indian beer last night. It was amazeballs.
I think I am starting to like beer.
Rocket Edge
03-29-2013, 02:48 AM
Just after sinking 8 of Budweisers finest (born only 7 days ago baby), hopefully the hangover won't be too bad tomorrow.
Mikztsu
03-29-2013, 07:26 AM
Is this thread H00ter's legacy to EoFF? Also, how many of you he influenced?
Denmark
03-29-2013, 09:50 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGjW49HCcAANSuA.jpg:large
gin on rocks. glass looks ugly with no garnish but i just don't have one. needs a lime.
this is still the makings of a Good Friday though
Sephex
03-30-2013, 12:02 AM
edczxcvbnm are drinking and playing Mario Party 4 while streaming it right now. Come join!
edczxcvbnm (http://www.twitch.tv/edczxcvbnm)
Parker
03-30-2013, 12:53 AM
I am drinking a J20 juice drink which is not at all alcoholic but it reminds me of a time when I was still in high school and we went to the pub for the first time illegally and two of my friends ordered j20 thinking they were alcopops and got placebo-effect tipsy and hit the dance floor.
Denmark
03-30-2013, 11:19 PM
new gin, new tonic, same old saturday
Citizen Bleys
04-01-2013, 04:27 AM
Nor tasting the gin in these gin and tonics. Time for a martini.
Citizen Bleys
04-01-2013, 04:48 AM
Well hell I can taste that.
I'm thinking martinis are like Bushmill's: to be sipped and enjoyed slowly
Calliope
04-06-2013, 10:49 PM
We just got home from the farmer's market, so I juiced two apples, a lemon and a knob of ginger, heated the juice on the stove, and threw in two shots of whiskey, some honey and cinnamon. Take that, cold!
should I booze tonight, y/n
and if y, what vidya should go with it
Rantz
04-06-2013, 11:07 PM
Y, and Feed the Head (http://www.feedthehead.net/). Further along the alcohol timeline, go for some I Love You Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples (http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/).
Feed the Head (http://www.feedthehead.net/).
what... what is this
NorthernChaosGod
04-07-2013, 02:57 AM
I hope it's not too late, but yes. And play... Contra.
Feed the Head (http://www.feedthehead.net/).
what... what is this
um
Bubba
04-07-2013, 04:01 PM
I am currently downing my fourth Mojito in a beach bar at the Palm Jumeirah in Dubai. Mine and the missus' flight back to the UK is at 7am tomorrow morning (12 hours from now). We have decided to power on through and not go to sleep. Stay tuned to see whether we make it!
Rantz
04-07-2013, 07:32 PM
I am currently downing my fourth Mojito in a beach bar at the Palm Jumeirah in Dubai. Mine and the missus' flight back to the UK is at 7am tomorrow morning (12 hours from now). We have decided to power on through and not go to sleep. Stay tuned to see whether we make it!
Good times. This Friday was mojito night for me!
Bubba
04-07-2013, 10:04 PM
Our cab is picking us up in exactly two-and-a-half hours and we are back in the apartment. There is enough Jim Beam left for one decent measure with coke.
We may have peaked too soon.
Calliope
04-07-2013, 10:37 PM
Dough, the stuff...that buys me beer
Ray - the guy who sells me beer...
Me, the guy, who drinks the beer
So, I'll have another beer...
La, I'll have another beer...
Tea, no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That brings us back to...D'oh!
Bubba
04-07-2013, 11:30 PM
Dough, the stuff...that buys me beer
Ray - the guy who sells me beer...
Me, the guy, who drinks the beer
So, I'll have another beer...
La, I'll have another beer...
Tea, no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That brings us back to...D'oh!
What about "Fa"?
Calliope
04-07-2013, 11:43 PM
Fuck that noise. I'm almost actually drunk now!
**Not on beer, beer is disgusting. HOT TODDIES 4EVA.
**Not on beer, beer is disgusting.
That is DEBATABLE.
Quilter's Irish Death - Iron Horse Brewery - Ellensburg, WA - BeerAdvocate (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/11212/38703)
last night we encountered a bunch of drunk fratbros wearing plastic narwhal horns and trying to gore each other. good times!
What's fa?
A LONG LONG WAY TO RUUUUNNNN
so, a needle pulling thread
la, a note to follow so
ti a drink with jam and bread
that will bring us back to...
Calliope
04-08-2013, 12:54 AM
**Not on beer, beer is disgusting.
That is DEBATABLE.
Quilter's Irish Death - Iron Horse Brewery - Ellensburg, WA - BeerAdvocate (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/11212/38703)
last night we encountered a bunch of drunk fratbros wearing plastic narwhal horns and trying to gore each other. good times!
I think I'm supposed to try Pike Monk's Uncle sometime! Bellingham has a few breweries also.
I think I'm supposed to try Pike Monk's Uncle sometime! Bellingham has a few breweries also.
What did you say about my uncle?? :mad2:
p.s. do you live in washington
Calliope
04-08-2013, 01:00 AM
Far, a long way to get beer!
Also, yes.
ooooooooh
I lived in Lynnwood/Bothell when I was really young but moved away when I was about 9 years old
Then I recently moved back for a year (because it's where my mom lives) and I lived in Oak Harbor and commuted 45 minutes to Burlington each day, it kind of sucked but the drive was beautiful at least
Glad to be back in Montana though!
but you can pick it up at QFC!
but you can pick it up at QFC!
when i was a kid we had to go to this assembly where these guys from QFC put on a play (i have no idea why)
there was some sort of QFC monster who was obsessed with bananas, yeah i don't know
Calliope
04-08-2013, 01:09 AM
/laughing
DO OH OH OH OH
SO DO LA FA MI DO RE
SO DO LA TI DO RE DO
WHEN YOU KNOW THE NOTES TO SING
YOU CAN SING MOST ANYTHING
Already drunk, already high, and my friend just showed me her tits and her vagina because she got them pierced.
Yeah, it's gonna be one of those nights.
Unbreakable Will
04-08-2013, 04:16 AM
And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander
Where are me boots, me noggin, noggin boots
they're all gone for beer and tobacco
For the heels they are worn out and the toes are kicked about
And the soles are looking for better weather
And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander
Where is me shirt me noggin, noggin shirt
It's all gone for beer and tobacco
For the collar is all worn and the sleeves they are all torn
And the tail is looking for better weather
And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander
I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed
Since I first came ashore from me slumber
For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know
Far across the western ocean I must wander
And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander
Parker
04-10-2013, 12:22 AM
i had a bunch of whiskey this evening
krissy
04-10-2013, 04:29 AM
Cat Jump Fail with Music: Sail by AWOLNATION - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0)
Denmark
04-10-2013, 04:32 AM
Cat Jump Fail with Music: Sail by AWOLNATION - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0)
i hadn't seen the original video but knew the song. the anticipation and buildup were excellent.
Chris
04-11-2013, 01:03 PM
I never drink, and I got drunk after one beer yesterday. :(
Shorty
04-11-2013, 04:32 PM
Drunk?
Calliope
04-11-2013, 07:00 PM
Beer?
Denmark
04-11-2013, 07:04 PM
After?
NorthernChaosGod
04-11-2013, 07:13 PM
Yesterday?
Rantz
04-11-2013, 07:25 PM
And?
Gamblet
04-11-2013, 08:56 PM
Yesterday?
All my troubles seemed so far away...
Sephex
04-13-2013, 04:00 AM
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/yolorex_zpsc296c181.png
Shorty
04-13-2013, 07:45 AM
sooooooo gone omg
Fonzie
04-14-2013, 07:43 AM
smurf my life forreal,
Stop being so black, you black guy.
smurf my life forreal,
Stop being so black, you black guy.
cole traiiinn!
Nobody here is worthy of calling themselves the cole traiiiiiiiin, baby! He's the most awesome character in the entire series.
Shorty
04-14-2013, 09:56 PM
smurf my life forreal,
Stop being so black, you black guy.
cole traiiinn!
Cnd7NovxFsg
Parker
04-14-2013, 10:28 PM
I was going to post that! First the cover picture and now this. You are on thin ice.
Shorty
04-14-2013, 10:29 PM
I think you mean we're becoming besties.
Gamblet
04-14-2013, 10:57 PM
Punch him in the face!
Denmark
04-15-2013, 12:09 AM
Sarah's Besties, Vol. 340987234
:love:
Shorty
04-15-2013, 12:10 AM
There are different formulas and layers and specifications. :mymelbert:
Parker
04-15-2013, 02:45 AM
im pretty deep i hope
Parker
04-15-2013, 02:47 AM
in the layers i mean
only pontus has been deeper
and all those other guys
Shorty
04-15-2013, 02:48 AM
:|
Citizen Bleys
04-15-2013, 03:44 AM
At the bar I stopped at on the way to my usual bar:
Me: Martini, no garnish.
Barkeep: With gin, or vodka?
Me (in a British accent): Why, gin, of course. I'm not a communist.
NorthernChaosGod
04-15-2013, 06:47 AM
Nobody here is worthy of calling themselves the cole traiiiiiiiin, baby! He's the most awesome character in the entire series.
I'm the fuckin' Cole Train. :colbert:
kotora
04-18-2013, 11:39 PM
today, I found out there's actually alcohol in wine. Had about 3 bottles at the celebrate-new-issue drink at work. Ended up puking up the entire floor, and having my mom pick me up when everyone had left. And because I'm hardcore about being a journalist, I still went to the fashion show :monster: didn't make too much of a fool of myself, even though the girls were a bit upset about me being 2 hours late. But I explained that's just how I rol; :colbert:
stuff to do tonight before people get suspicious! :monster:
- write article about the ladies' fashion show
- hope nobody smells/notices the puke on the work floor while I'm away
alcohol is bad :monster:
Unbreakable Will
04-19-2013, 01:28 AM
Sigh, I haven't really drank in 6-7 months. I need a drink.
:cuch:
Rebellious Eagle
04-19-2013, 03:45 AM
I really don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks unless they're super fruity/sweet/based in soda. Beer is something I will never understand.
Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
04-19-2013, 04:25 AM
I am going to drown myself in alcohol tonight.
NorthernChaosGod
04-19-2013, 04:36 AM
I really don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks unless they're super fruity/sweet/based in soda. Beer is something I will never understand.
Aren't you like 17? :p
Lonely Paper Star
04-19-2013, 05:40 AM
Melon vodka shots. :3
edczxcvbnm
04-19-2013, 06:08 AM
I really don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks unless they're super fruity/sweet/based in soda. Beer is something I will never understand.
You just need to find stuff you like. I don't like much beer outside of Belgian Whites and Triples. You also just need to find some drinks you like. There is a reason certain drink (rum & cokes, ScrewDrivers, gin and tonics) have stood the test of time.
EDIT: Also using better booze like Absolute or Tanqueray can make a world of difference.
I really don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks unless they're super fruity/sweet/based in soda. Beer is something I will never understand.
You might when you're older.
I used to hate anything that wasn't sweet, now I love dry alcohol too.
Unbreakable Will
04-19-2013, 06:00 PM
I really don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks unless they're super fruity/sweet/based in soda. Beer is something I will never understand.
You might when you're older.
I used to hate anything that wasn't sweet, now I love dry alcohol too.
This ^
I used to only drink girly drinks when I first started out but as I got older I started to appreciate hard liquor and wines.
Calliope
04-20-2013, 03:24 AM
Help, I'm trapped inside Spuuky's Grandma's RV in the middle of Tucson!
(Rum & Coke #2)
42610
Lonely Paper Star
04-20-2013, 06:15 AM
Moooreeeee melon vdoka shots. :D
Denmark
04-20-2013, 06:31 AM
last night i went out to dinner + trivia with my brother and his wife and their trivia partners, and i drank some gin+tonics. and they were delicious.
and oh boy i'm glad i wasn't paying because damn
that's one of the reasons i never go to bars
Pheesh
04-20-2013, 07:03 AM
People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.
People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.
How much for a pint of beer?
Pheesh
04-20-2013, 04:30 PM
8 to 10 dollars depending on the beer/bar.
kotora
04-20-2013, 04:37 PM
People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.
granted they make aussie-level money :monster:
Pheesh
04-20-2013, 04:43 PM
Shh >.>
Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
04-20-2013, 09:25 PM
I am not fucking drunk enough for my life right now.
NorthernChaosGod
04-21-2013, 01:33 AM
People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.
The price of alcohol is always too high. :colbert:
Faris
04-21-2013, 01:40 AM
heeheeeheeeehee heeeheeeeheeeeheeee heeeheeeheeeehee heeeheehee
Parker
04-21-2013, 01:41 AM
that
Faris
04-21-2013, 02:17 AM
OH YOU >=O
the_best_noob
04-21-2013, 05:57 PM
This pretty good beer called Horny Goat I'm too drunk to know if its good or not
Citizen Bleys
04-22-2013, 04:07 AM
Some dude just bellowed "lasagna!" with no context and for no reason
Life is good
Citizen Bleys
04-22-2013, 04:41 AM
Well this is new--belligerent bastard Perry is trying to be friendly.
For about 8 years now he's been trying to pick fights with me; we'll be in year nine sometime this summer
Shorty
04-22-2013, 04:42 AM
Why not go for the nine and then make up?
People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.
I paid $14 per cocktail at the Chelsea Ballroom in Vegas. You shut your whore mouth.
NorthernChaosGod
04-22-2013, 08:00 AM
Why not go for the nine and then make up?
People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.
I paid $14 per cocktail at the Chelsea Ballroom in Vegas. You shut your whore mouth.
You have tits, how is that possible? I don't even pay that much for drinks. :p
Pheesh
04-22-2013, 02:10 PM
Lol, you just go to the floor and get free drinks delivered to you, you silly girl!!
Or pay like 5 dollars for the same drink at Fremont St.
Night Fury
04-22-2013, 05:11 PM
I haven't been drunk in ages. I actually went to a house party on Friday and drank some Ribena because I had work the next day.
What kind of student am I?!
Saying that, I was still singing Single Ladies with my taxi driver on the way home sooo... who needs to be drunk anyways?
Unbreakable Will
04-22-2013, 05:15 PM
Why not go for the nine and then make up?
People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.
I paid $14 per cocktail at the Chelsea Ballroom in Vegas. You shut your whore mouth.
You have tits, how is that possible? I don't even pay that much for drinks. :p
:colbert:
Shorty
04-22-2013, 07:06 PM
Lol, you just go to the floor and get free drinks delivered to you, you silly girl!!
Or pay like 5 dollars for the same drink at Fremont St.
The Ballroom is four floors up from the casinos and drinks aren't allowed in. :colbert: Drinks are expensive up there!
NorthernChaosGod
04-22-2013, 07:14 PM
Why not go for the nine and then make up?
People in America are not allowed to complain about the price of alcohol/drinks, ever.
I paid $14 per cocktail at the Chelsea Ballroom in Vegas. You shut your whore mouth.
You have tits, how is that possible? I don't even pay that much for drinks. :p
:colbert:
What?
Denmark
04-22-2013, 07:15 PM
or just go to the liquor store and buy reasonably-priced alcohol and make your drinks as strong as you want them. :monster:
Shorty
04-22-2013, 07:16 PM
That's not really an option when you're waiting in line for a show, is it :colbert:
NorthernChaosGod
04-22-2013, 07:19 PM
Buy drinks beforehand and get drunk in line.
Denmark
04-22-2013, 07:20 PM
ha, going out and doing things
who do you think i am
also yeah, what ncg said
Shorty
04-22-2013, 07:20 PM
It's nice to know that I'm getting advice from the five-star alcoholics around here. :colbert:
NorthernChaosGod
04-22-2013, 07:21 PM
We know how to do it. We just need Cuch to come in and weigh in now.
Denmark
04-22-2013, 07:33 PM
implying that you're not a five-star alcoholic
see my signature for a good idea of the look on my face
Shorty
04-22-2013, 07:36 PM
I'm a six-star alcoholic, son.
Denmark
04-22-2013, 07:40 PM
THAT IS A LIE IT STOPS AT FIVE
stop it now i want a drink but it's like 3pm and i'm working
Shorty
04-22-2013, 07:44 PM
No, no. You graduate to six if you bring a flask in to work.
I confess that I haven't ever had the need to do that (because we stocked booze openly in the fridge, tee hee).
Denmark
04-23-2013, 02:15 AM
I wouldn't drink at work (unless they offered). I would drink while working from home. As in, I have.
NorthernChaosGod
04-23-2013, 07:13 AM
I've drunk at work, because they offered.
Chris
04-23-2013, 06:52 PM
I offered to buy my friends one drink each, and they picked something called Strawberry Da... something. It costed me $35 for both. Is this normal? :(
Gamblet
04-23-2013, 08:00 PM
I offered to buy my friends one drink each, and they picked something called Strawberry Da... something. It costed me $35 for both. Is this normal? :(
Not where I live.
Informing you guys now that I'll be all over this thread once school is out.
I offered to buy my friends one drink each, and they picked something called Strawberry Da... something. It costed me $35 for both. Is this normal? :(
Probably a strawberry daiquiri and that's a little pricey!
Pheesh
04-25-2013, 06:25 AM
It's ANZAC day, I have to get drunk or the terrorists win.
Parker
04-25-2013, 08:31 PM
I'm going to drink some spirits. Will be sure to tell everyone I love them in irc or Skype or here.
Loony BoB
04-26-2013, 03:49 AM
I thought I would pop into the drunk thread while I am drunk.
Calliope
04-26-2013, 03:56 AM
God save the Queen!
(Not drunk, I'm the designated sober poster)
Aulayna
04-26-2013, 04:04 AM
I wish I was drunk and not at work right now.
Amazing how much more appealing going out drinking with people I'd normally hold at arm's length seems now I'm on night shift. >>
Parker
04-27-2013, 01:02 AM
I'm moderately intoxicated
Sephex
04-27-2013, 02:04 AM
I been stressed from packing all week. I finally have some downtime at edczxcvbnm's. We are going to drunk get. At least I am. I need this release so ****ing bad.
Den2Bright
04-27-2013, 03:46 AM
Guess I am doing those shots too.
Sephex
04-27-2013, 05:49 AM
Knock Knock.
Who be at my door?
A man, who?
A man who better bringing me more booze.
You thought I was going to go somewhere with this? Ha.
NorthernChaosGod
04-27-2013, 06:34 AM
Can I pre-post for tomorrow night? I'm going to get absolutely trashed tomorrow and will be too preoccupied to post.
Chris
04-27-2013, 02:03 PM
Going out tonight. I think I will have a cock...tail, or two.
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