The Drunk Thread

[Jowy]

Ninkasi IPA. :)

[Rantz]

IPA is good shit.

[Shiny]

My ballsack kind of itches.

OH **** MY HIPSTER JUICE SPILLED

Portugal. The Man - Sleep Forever on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/24802258)

The horrible music mixed with the boring depictions of icey landscapes makes for a dull video. Vimeo Staff Picks are usually better than this. What gives?

[noxious.sunshine]

I hate trying to drunk text. But then again, I've gotten really good at it, so.. It's not that big a deal. I just get all "I love you so much!" on people. Usually My Friend Pablo cuz he's not a very affectionate person and I think it's 'cuz he doesn't hear "I love you" enough. And he's borderline Raj Koothrapali. -Can't- talk to girls unless he's drunk or tipsy.

[Loony BoB]

Do your pals like you more when you're drunk or not drunk? I only ask because my closest friends tend to prefer me sober while the others all tend to prefer me drunk and I find that peculiar.

I'm windin' down at the moment. Woo. Better sleep soon.

[Shorty]

I like people more when I'm drunk. I don't care if they're drunk or not.

[Chris]

Going out tomorrow with Victor, and I might try some beer. Haven't decided yet.

[Shorty]

You haven't had beer?

[Chris]

Once, but it was a light beer, so I'm going all out tomorrow!!!

[Shorty]

Ew.

Try cider, you might like that.

[Denmark]

margaritas at my place tomorrow

[Chris]

Ew.

Try cider, you might like that.
Tried Somersby, but I got sick :(

[Shorty]

Is that the one with the rhino on it?

Try Woodchuck! It's good stuff :love: A bunch of people I know like Angry Orchard, but it can be a liiittle sour for me.

[comma]

Try Strongbow, and that's not just because they're one of my clients. (Yes it is. Who drinks hard cider?)

Going to go partake in some Stone Enjoy By (http://www.stonebrewing.com/enjoyby/) on draught tonight.

[Shorty]

Try Strongbow, and that's not just because they're one of my clients. (Yes it is. Who drinks hard cider?)

Girls and gay men.

[comma]

Funny, I was just out drinking with my girlfriend and her guy friend and he ordered a cider. Two ciders, actually. Is he gay? He has a long-term girlfriend.

[Shorty]

What kind of cider was he drinking?

[Calliope]

Strongbow is vile. Try Fox Barrel, Spire, Tieton Cider Works or Bellewood Acres. Even Angry Orchard is better than Strongbow.

Currently drinking Red Hook Wise Cracker Wit.

[Unbreakable Will]

Getting drunk Irish style with some Killians.

[comma]

What kind of cider was he drinking?The only cider they had on draught at this place was McKenzie's. The place is Beer Authority, by the way.

They ran out of Enjoy By. I had some Green Flash Palate Wrecker, Duvel, and Chimay White. Never again on the last two.

[Lawr]

so fucking hard to play tekken on these sausage-finger ass xbox controllers

[Venom65437]

I'm drunk tryiong to foreg my problems cause im asf and patheic. i'm trying real hard to be a more active member of this form onsteal of just lurking. you guys ar egood peple.

[noxious.sunshine]

< No longer drunk, but still awake.

[Sephex]

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/mjh.jpg

[Shorty]

Gin.

[Formalhaut]

Do your pals like you more when you're drunk or not drunk? I only ask because my closest friends tend to prefer me sober while the others all tend to prefer me drunk and I find that peculiar.

I'm windin' down at the moment. Woo. Better sleep soon.

Seeing you on chat drunk, I'm not sure whether I prefer you drunk or not. Either way, a Happy BoB is a happy chat, as evidenced earlier today when you were inexorably happy! :jess:

I've never been drunk, nor do I intend to, so I guess I couldn't answer that. I suppose my friends would like to see me drunk just so they could go "Oh my god, JORDAN is drunk? I thought I'd never see the day!"

[Unbreakable Will]

Cayman Jack Margarita and soon it shall be a frozen Mike's and Vodka slushie.

Don't you fucking judge me, that shit's good​. :smug:

[Jowy]

I worked eleven hours today and made bank.

double Jameson, one shot glass of water, four limes. yeah buddy.

[Yar]

I'm going to drink tonight because it is Freya's birthday. Well not because it's Freya's birthday... It's more like I feel better having the excuse.

[noxious.sunshine]

I'm drinking 'cuz the Boyfriend wanted beer and so I can't just let him drink -alone- now can I?

On the other hand, this is the first time I've drank on a week night in awhile.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I had a $10 open bar and I'm still drunk. I licked my best friend's face too. Fuck.

[noxious.sunshine]

45040

Sadly, we're broke. Until tomorrow.

[DK]

Been a while since I been up in this thread but had a pretty classy night on friday so I have decided to post about it.

Last week I was feeling kind of depressed and couldn't work out why but then I realised that it had been about 5 months since I was last properly drunk after getting regularly wasted every saturday so I resolved to get utterly monged in the near future. I invited a bunch of random people out and ended up having the most randomly insane party of people I've been out with in a while, cockney J was there naturally, also my friend Makoto-Chan who is some random 45 year old man who is my mongolian brother and an utter legend who kind of looks like a japanese version of Craig Charles. I met him about a week after I got here and he is good people. Then I invited a guy called Shinji out, who I met once when I was on holiday here three years ago and then added on facebook and did not really do much other than randomly like each others posts for ages, and who was actually living in Canada up until about two weeks ago when he came back so I thought it would be a good time to get him out. Also there was a girl I work with called Ayano who is probably the best friend I've made over here so far and we've been out a few times so I had to invite her. She brought a friend with her called Arisa who is currently on a break from studying at a university in filthy London who was also quite pretty. Then finally was another girl I work with called Megumi who is pretty cool and also her last name is Uematsu so she's automatically a hero in my book. Anyway barring me and J most of these people were meeting for the first time or second time at best so that was pretty amusing.

I decided to go to a bar owned by a friend I met who lives at the same place I live called Hiromi who is half Japanese, half Italian, in a pretty sweet place called Shiodome. He could not come until late in the evening though. It was the first time for everyone to go to shiodome and none of these Japanese people were actually born in Tokyo so we all got colossally lost and Ayano turned up an hour and 15 minutes late which was good because it meant I could shout at her about how Japanese people are supposed to be punctual and that she is a disgrace to her nation. So far we all just kind of drank and talked bulltrout, told stories and generally had a good time. It got kind of late and the girls decided they were gonna leave to go catch the last train (Ayano lives quite far out from central Tokyo) so that just left the guys. This is where things started to get comical. I should note that by this point I had not eaten anything since around noon and was on my 10th beer or so, so I was already quite happy.

First at around 11:45 Hiromi turned up at the bar finally, and with him was his 2 month old Son, Leon. Apparently his wife usually looks after the kid when he's at work but she was busy so he just said smurf it and brought him with him. Leon is a badman of the highest order, as soon as he saw us he was all smiles and just generally a dude of godlike proportions. Everyone in the bar was pretty much fawning over him because smurf yes. Then, J, Shinji and Makoto all had to go get the trains home, but for me Shiodome is not so far from my place so I decided to stay and drink more and this is when things got really D-on-a-night-out random.

First of all I moved over and sat at the bar and ended up sitting next to some random half-jap half-german guy called Max and started spouting utter bollocks at him about Germany as if I actually knew what I was talking about when really I was just drunkenly rambling about Jurgen Klinsmann's knees. Then Hiromi introduced me to some other guy called...something I can't remember? Whoever. But he was Japanese born and raised in Hawaii so I immediately started asking him if he got into street fights because BJ Penn taught me that hawaiians are all insane. I vaguely remember him looking quite disturbed. Then, after that, I turned around and saw that like some woman who was there was walking around with Leon. When she came close I was all "HEYYY LEON BAMBINO" because I'm British and therefore naturally predisposed to condescendingly use the 3 or 4 words of the languages of inferior european countries that I know when I encounter their people. I was giving him the whole baby talk (but drunkenly, so probably just slurring, I don't remember) and stuff, when the woman said something to me in Japanese. Not having any clue what she said I just replied with "Yes!", which she responded to by promptly depositing Leon in my lap and buggering off somewhere. This was at about 1 AM. So then for maybe half an hour I was sitting there happy as larry just chilling with Leon and talking utter shiet to him about how he has to wait for a few years before he can imbibe any of the sweet alcohol he can see, or something like that, I can't really remember what I was saying, just that everyone at the bar and behind it were laughing at whatever advice I was giving him.

At this point I really needed a piss so I gave Leon to his Dad and went off to do that. When I came back Max had left the bar and now I was sitting next to some random woman who kept looking at me and smiling every time I turned around to see what was going on so I started mumbling some inane bollocks to her, luckily she could speak English so she could half understand the words that came out coherantly. I don't really remember what I was talking to her about, only that it must have been good because when I woke up the next morning and went on Line to send a message to Ayano I noticed that some random strange woman was now on my contacts list and was entirely confused for about 15 seconds until I remembered her from the bar. Anyway at about 3 A.M me and Hiromi got a taxi back to our place, I passed out for 5 hours then woke up and went to work compeltely mashed off my tits and quietly developed a monsterous hangover which almost resulted in me violently puking all over my first student of the day. I made it through the day without doing that, though, thankfully.

anyway, in all, a successful night one feels.

[NeoCracker]

Oddly I didn't come to this thread during my drunkeness. :p

[noxious.sunshine]

I didn't either last night. But, I was too busy trying to force my BF into watching Nashville 'cuz.. I'm kind of addicted to the show now.

[Tigmafuzz]

I should just never leave this thread.

[noxious.sunshine]

looolllzzzz Right?

[Jinx]

rob and i are drunk

yeah

[Sephex]

I am in the same vodkas

[Denmark]

whipped cream vodka and regular vodka yay

[Calliope]

I hope your vodka is pro-Snowden and pro-homosexuality

[Sephex]

Judgment day is here again
Sweetly she draws me into her arms
A liquid embrace to chase the day away.
Sedate Numb Deaf and Dumb
Stumbling into solitude.
A clouded judgment day is fueled.
Take me under your black wings
Mark my words and remember me.
So sweetly she sucks away at my time
So sweetly she draws me nigh
Closer and closer towards never ending sleep
Spin the bottle
Kiss only the bottle.
The dark mistress of many, beholden to none
Slips a ring of needles around your arm in an engagement
Eternal engagement
Never consummated.
Take me under your black wings
Mark my words and remember me.
Destroyer of senses.
So take as needed for the pain
Another gray morning dawns across an ashen sky.
My sweet demoness beckons me
Ever again and again and again and again.
The dark mistress of many, beholden to none
My sweet demoness beckons me
Ever again and again and again and again and again.
Take me under your black wings.
Jacked up on the taste of self-destruction.

[Calliope]

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
take one down and pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall

[Sephex]

edczxcvbnm (http://www.twitch.tv/edczxcvbnm)

edczxcvbnm, another friend, and I are streaming Mario Party. Come join us!

[Denmark]

ughughughugh ui feel drunk

time to go post in eoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeo

[LocoColt04]

So is it safe to assume that jacked out of your mind on painkiller postings are appropriate for the drunk thread? Because we went out to a fancy restaurant for dessert tonight. Like. Just dessert. And a lot of things I said then and say now are making no sense at all because this prescription is legit. And I swore off this trout years ago but you know how it goes. Kinda hard to work 89327547826 hour shifts on your feet when you can actually feel the throbbing in your leg



also hell yes Sephex with more Mario Party streams

This shit is about to be funnier than it's ever been.

[noxious.sunshine]

give me all of them right now, LC. This is for your own good.

I'm still drunk. like majorly. And I spent the majority of my night debating with someone over the fact that I -don't- actually want him. He has a really big ego and it needs to be deflated. Made for fun convo though. I spent the other portion of my night talking in a southern accent and My Friend Pobz kept laughing at me and I just couldn't stop myself from doing it. It got aggravating after awhile.

Oh. And then the bf and I got into it (again). I want to knock his head off.

[Chris]

Going out tonight with Victor and his sisters, and i'm getting drunk on Tempts :hyper:

http://www.zoommagazine.dk/img/artikler/tempt-skinny-bitch1243.jpg

[Jinx]

Your drink choices are the gayest, Chris.

I drank half a bottle of whoop cream vodka last night. My heeeeeeeeeead.

[Sephex]

For some reason, I am dehydrated and my stomach feels like set of ping bong balls dancing around a Christmas tree.

[Jinx]

For some reason, I am dehydrated and my stomach feels like set of ping bong balls dancing around a Christmas tree.

DO IT AGAIN TONIGHT ROB AND I ARE

[Sephex]

For some reason, I am dehydrated and my stomach feels like set of ping bong balls dancing around a Christmas tree.

DO IT AGAIN TONIGHT ROB AND I ARE

If I do, I won't be hanging around my laptop because I will be at a small gathering later after work.

[Shorty]

Your drink choices are the gayest, Chris.

I drank half a bottle of whoop cream vodka last night. My heeeeeeeeeead.

You don't get to call other peoples' drink choices gay when you're drinking whip cream vodka.

[noxious.sunshine]

whipped cream vodka. yuuuuuuck.

hey Sam. Go try the buttered popcorn flavor and let me know how it tastes.

[Jinx]

Your drink choices are the gayest, Chris.

I drank half a bottle of whoop cream vodka last night. My heeeeeeeeeead.

You don't get to call other peoples' drink choices gay when you're drinking whip cream vodka.

I'm a woman, it's okay.


whipped cream vodka. yuuuuuuck.

hey Sam. Go try the buttered popcorn flavor and let me know how it tastes.

I bet it tastes like butter beer.

[Shorty]

Whip cream vodka is never okay.

[Jinx]

Except it's amazing and it makes an otherwise disgusting alcohol delicious.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Your drink choices are the gayest, Chris.

I drank half a bottle of whoop cream vodka last night. My heeeeeeeeeead.

Wtf is whoop cream.

[noxious.sunshine]

No Sam. This is wrong.

Although.... Strawberry vodka and Sprite tastes like a cherry limeade.

Flavored vodka is a thing of the devil.

[Flying Mullet]

Your drink choices are the gayest, Chris.

I drank half a bottle of whoop cream vodka last night. My heeeeeeeeeead.

You don't get to call other peoples' drink choices gay when you're drinking whip cream vodka.

I'm a woman, it's okay.

Excuses are like assholes: Everybody's got them and they all stink. :colbert:

[Raistlin]

Flavored vodka is never acceptable. If you're too cheap to buy good vodka, just mix it with juice (the only appropriate addition to good vodka is tonic).

[noxious.sunshine]

Flavored vodka is never acceptable. If you're too cheap to buy good vodka, just mix it with juice (the only appropriate addition to good vodka is tonic).

Tomato Juice. SPICY tomato juice.

[Pike]

My dad recently did this thing where he mixed vodka up with a whole bunch of raspberries and stuff

Then he kept telling me that IT'S HIS and I'd BETTER NOT DRINK IT cause apparently he thinks I'm an alcoholic or something I dunno

[Jinx]

My dad recently did this thing where he mixed vodka up with a whole bunch of raspberries and stuff

Then he kept telling me that IT'S HIS and I'd BETTER NOT DRINK IT cause apparently he thinks I'm an alcoholic or something I dunno

No, that's not it. He just worked hard on those vodka raspberries, damn it, and he'd like to enjoy them himself.

[Agent Proto]

I haven't been legit drunk in ages. ;o

[Sephex]

My name is Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say
I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way
What're you doing in my basement? Get outta here!
...
GET OUTTA HERE!!!

[noxious.sunshine]

Meatball dayyyyyyyyy!

[comma]

I had some high-alcohol-percentage beers.

[Chris]

Yesterday was sooo much fun! Today, less so. I spent $80 on shots and drinks.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Cheap white zinfandel tonight. Doesn't taste too bad and it's doing its job. :D ... time to play games drunk right now, though.

[Chris]

Last night was the worst (and best) drinking binge ever. Had seven Vodka shots and lots of beer. Victor's mom had to come and pick us up, as I couldn't even stand on my legs. It was so embarrassing. I've never been that drunk before. :( Apparently, I become sad, tired, and even hornier, when I get that drunk.

[Shorty]

:barf:

[Formalhaut]

I spent $80 on shots and drinks.

WHAT. The most I've ever spent was my third (and so far final) bar trip with friends. I spent ooo, around £15-£20, tops.

[Shorty]

Girls don't pay for drinks :love:

[Formalhaut]

Girls don't pay for drinks :love:

I'm forgetting that I bought two of my female friends drinks as well. So that bill rose to like £30.

[Chris]

Sarah and Jordan, save me. I still feel like I'm being swallowed by a black hole. ><

[Shorty]

Bread and water, bread and water, man! Always, all the time!

[Formalhaut]

Never been drunk, ergo I've never had a hangover. I can't really help you with that one Reno!

[Citizen Bleys]

Old guy challenged me to untie and retie my bow tie. It's not like it's hard, it's damn near the same knot you use to tie your shoes.

Hell yes I can do it drunk.

Wearing a bow tie in 2013 draws more attention than one would think. I've only even got two Doctor Who references out of it, and I regretted not doing the Pandorica speech both times.

And the guy who looks like BRIAN BLESSED just broke the jukebox to stop the Sinatra music I just paid for

[noxious.sunshine]

I'm on my way to being jacked off.....

Woohoo!

[NeoCracker]

I'm on my way to being jacked off.....

Woohoo!...

You know, I'm just not going to go there tonight. :p

[Beowulf]

blue moon. Lots and lots of blue moon.

Figure, tomorrow (well in 20 minutes) it's my birthday. SO lets start drinking now! By now I mean a little while ago...

[Sephex]

Unreasonably angry and drunk. **** off.

[Shorty]

No, Sephex! We just want to love you!

I am a little boozy.

[Sephex]

No one loves me!! GRR!! I ANGRY!!!!

[Shorty]

WRONG

[Jinx]

I've had about 6 Angry Orchards and I feel nothing.

As in

I'm not even slightly drunk.

[Shorty]

Girrrrl I'm drinking Hornsby's! HIGH FIVE FOR CIDER

[Sephex]

I've had about 6 Angry Orchards and I feel nothing.

As in

I'm not even slightly drunk.

The reason I am so drunk is that a friend brought over some Scottish rum that was mostly alcohol. Had several shots. Confrontational Justin is out now.

[Sephex]

Holy ****, I am so unreasonably angry right now. Like, to the point where I want to beat the **** out of someone for no reason other than the fact that I believe most people aren't really worth anything.

[Jamesfredette]

I had a terrible incident once..i went to a pub with couple of my friends to have some drinks. This friend of mine started experimenting with the drinks and made some sort of weird cocktail and there it was after drinking it..we all started puking and the manger charged us double the bill. That was the last i had drinks..

[noxious.sunshine]

I fell asleep 30 minutes before the early access of 14.

And then the bf hogged it alllllll morning.

When I got him off , the NA/EU servers were unavailable.

I made him buy a big bottle of whiskey .

Hopefully I'll be drunk soon.

[Formalhaut]

I'm on my way to being jacked off.....

Woohoo!

*Faints*

[noxious.sunshine]

Oh Formy.............

Why.?

Why!?

[Sephex]

I have my girlfriend over. I got new furniture to chill on. I am enjoying the new NIN album that shipped to my place today. I am drinking. Life is good.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Why the fuck is being drunk and alone ever a good idea? Who let me do this?

[noxious.sunshine]

Being drunk is always a good idea.

I'm quite angry. Dude came back and got his beer pong table and cups and stuff after saying he was bringing people over to hang out with us.

actually I'm not. I've been playing with the tattoo gun on practice skins and it's very fun. I can even do a straight line now!

[Rebellious Eagle]

I've never been drunk before, guys.

*shrugs*

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've never been drunk before, guys.

*shrugs*

Then why are you here? :confused:

[Jinx]

so this happened, courtesy of angry orchard and sailor jerry'n'coke


YaNeHwuZOGA

[Denmark]

best post eoy ciddies 2013

[Sephex]

so this happened, courtesy of angry orchard and sailor jerry'n'coke


YaNeHwuZOGA

Great performance! I especially liked how you guys managed to jerk around like a robot!

[Rantz]

Ahahaha. I like how you left his high five at the end hanging.

[Jinx]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/20130906_193612_zpsca307248.jpg (http://s198.photobucket.com/user/narcissisticprincess09/media/20130906_193612_zpsca307248.jpg.html)

Drinking this right now. Calling it both Mermaid Beer and Sarah Cobb Beer.

[Shorty]

Her hair frightens me. But I am a red-headed mermaid, so :up:

[noxious.sunshine]

Yeaaahhhhh.... Ok Shorts. We'll go with that *Flips hair in your face* . You can totally be the Flipper to my Ariel, guppy face. XD:love:

Oh sweet sweet Jack & Coke. How I've missed you.

[Shorty]

Hey, hey. I have a mermaid beer named after me. What do you have?

Additionally, I have gin and tonic.

[Denmark]

http://i.imgur.com/1hKSrdb.jpg

[Shorty]

I don't get it.

[Jinx]

READ THE LABEL YOU PHILISTINE

[Shorty]

Pumpkin wheat? What's wrong with that!

edit: I totally read that as "fail is here. hear the yell." and thought rob was complaining about his beer. Don't pay any attention to me.

[Jinx]

Nothing at all. We're drinking pumpkin ale because it's autumn, though...

[Shorty]

READ MY EDIT YOU PHILISTINE

[Denmark]

i can tell that we are gonna be friends

[Shorty]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2h7a86NQ1rkud9uo1_400.jpg

[Jinx]

Are you telling Rob to suck your finger...?

[Jinx]

that's MY boyfriend, you bitch

[Jinx]

the only finger he'll be sucking is mine

[Shorty]

As if. Rob and I friendzoned eachother a long time ago. Just like Jack and Meg did.

[Jinx]

I KNOW HE SLEPT IN YOUR BED YOU FLOOSY

[Shorty]

YEAH

WITH MY DOG

AND ME ABSENT FROM IT

[Jinx]

with a dog

listen saruh mickendzzzz

i don't know what kind of kinky shit you're into

but never come nere my boyfriend again

[Slothy]

YEAH

WITH MY DOG

AND ME ABSENT FROM IT

Bestiality huh? Kinky.

[Calliope]

I'm not drinking, I'm just posting to voice my complaint that all of the amazing seasonal summer wheat pale craft artisan ale is being phased out. There is no need to put pumpkin in everything just because it's September :mad2:

[Slothy]

I wouldn't drink anything with pumpkin added to the mix. Luckily, my favourite local brewer hasn't gone that route to my knowledge.

[Shorty]

with a dog

listen saruh mickendzzzz

i don't know what kind of kinky trout you're into

but never come nere my boyfriend again

okay canceling my trip to the east coast

no wait, just to PA

[Denmark]

waow u jrk

also yeah i really don't care for pumpkin stuff. sam really wanted a pumpkin ale though so i was like "ok sure i'll try one"

[Shorty]

Me jerk? Calm your lady from getting her feathers in a tizzy!

[Jinx]

HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CALM YOUR SHIT SARAH

[Shorty]

and take her sarah beer away from her while you're at it

[Jinx]

i already darank it

[Denmark]

yeah she only had one sarah beer

[Shorty]

rofl

[noxious.sunshine]

Hey, hey. I have a mermaid beer named after me. What do you have?

Additionally, I have gin and tonic.

I didn't know your name is Star Island?

I has beer. And Jack and Coke.

[Jinx]

rofl

no thanks i have a boyfriend

[Sephex]

JK rolling on the laughing floor

[Sephex]

0kcF7E69C6Q

[Tigmafuzz]

what rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbors' dog

it fits on your back
it's great for a snack
it's log, log, log!

it's looog, it's looog,
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood

it's looog, it's looog,
it's better than bad, it's good!

everyone wants a log
you're gonna love a log
come on and get your log
everyone needs a log

it's log!

[Calliope]

NEW! LOG FOR GIRLS!

47420

[Sephex]

D3xtv4gvQYA

[noxious.sunshine]

It's loooog looooog, it's big it's heavy it's woood! It's log , log! It's better than bad it's good!!!!

Tigg. I love you.

Also, it says "or under the chairs"....

DeeDee! Get out of my laboratory!

[Sephex]

Usually the best thing to do is to relax. Take a few shots, have a couple of drinks and run with it for the rest of the night. Never mind the cat meowing in your ear. Basically, you pound drink after drink without really thinking about it. You end up feeling like Mike;s ear from Breaking Bad, but it's all good. I mean, that's the way things roll.

SSSHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[noxious.sunshine]

I will pay someone to take my boyfriend away from me for about a month. He's driving me absolutely goddamn insane atm.

[noxious.sunshine]

so this happened, courtesy of angry orchard and sailor jerry'n'coke


YaNeHwuZOGA

BANNED! You are banned! No more drunk YouTube!

..... I kid. Carrrryyyy Onnnnnnnn

also. I see your boobs hangin' out Sam. I think you might possibly have me beat. -Possibly-

[Agent Proto]

I had some margarita tonight. :D Not very drunk, but whatever.

[Night Fury]

What did this even descend into?

ps. thought you'd all like to know that last night I had a cider.

But I only drank half of it because after about half I got too bloated.


Just letting you know so you all will know how cool and hip I am.

[Jinx]

Girl, Noxy, I have DD cups.

[noxious.sunshine]

Oh blah. You're 1/2 a cup size bigger than me. lmao

Actually. I very well may be DD too, but I refuse to go up again. I REFUSE.
I knew a chick with E cups. I was like "I would slit my throat if they were that big"

[Chris]

I was drunk on Saturday, but I wasn't that drunk this weekend.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Sam, how did you record that video with a potato?

[Tigmafuzz]

I was a potato once.

[Pheesh]

So I made a full pitcher of Margaritas last night, Tara had one glass, I had... the rest.

[noxious.sunshine]

Jeebus.

I'm still threatening my ex with death if he doesn't give me his recipe for his margaritas. Ugh. Asshole.

[Denmark]

Sam and I are going to a wedding tomorrow. Said wedding will have an open bar. Woo.

[noxious.sunshine]

open bars are so baller.

My cousin had one at his wedding. I was only 19, but I made my sister get me drinks all night. We got shmammered.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Sam and I are going to a wedding tomorrow. Said wedding will have an open bar. Woo.

Take video.

[Calliope]

I disapprove of the lack of drunk wedding posts =/

[Sephex]

Sam and I are going to a wedding tomorrow. Said wedding will have an open bar. Woo.

Take video.

Yes, I look forward to another Chuck E. Cheese like animatronic video with those two.

[Flying Mullet]

We are looking at a venue that will cover $2,000 of open bar costs. We gladly accept that challenge.

[Donatello]

I remember when I was hanging over at Mike Reynolds' house (he was our hookup for pot) and I went up the road to buy some Heineken

On my way back, a group of African gentlemen passed by me, one of whom posed the practical question "Ey, man, can I buy one o' yo burrs?"

:) I politely told him "No thanks"

I felt like Gene Wilder

[Shorty]

Rantz and I are playing the New Girl Drinking Game.

Rules so far are take a drink when Nick makes a face. We'll both be drunk ten minutes in.

[Slothy]

Maybe we should do something similar with Supernatural. I have a few ideas about how it would work.

Not sure if it would make it more or less scary for you though.

[Shorty]

When it gets to the goofy bits we can! I don't want to drink when I'm scared, I'm too busy clasping my hands over my eyes while simultaneously trying to allow the smallest peepholes possible.

[Slothy]

It'd probably be too hard to come up with good cues for the scary parts anyway since most of them are pretty different. But I figure drink any time the Impala is on screen, or any time they whip out their dad's journal should do nicely for the early stuff. Maybe add in Bobby calling them idjit's when he shows up.

[noxious.sunshine]

Shot shot sh-shot shots!

[Denmark]

Sam and I have both been working a lot lately and we both have tomorrow off.

Booooooooooooze niiiiiiiiiiiight

[Shorty]

face THERE'S A FACE

AND WE'RE DRINKING

[Jinx]

Rob and I are about to play a drinking game

The rules are "drink every time ____"

It's a pretty broad drinking game

[Slothy]

Should last ten minutes.

[Jinx]

I just took a muscle relaxer with a hard cider.

I mistook the drowsy eye on the bottle for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion, what can I say.

47855

[Rantz]

Rantz and I are playing the New Girl Drinking Game.

Rules so far are take a drink when Nick makes a face. We'll both be drunk ten minutes in.

We ended up having like 2 drinks :( Need better rules next time!

[Jiro]

alcohols and mario parties

[noxious.sunshine]

who the hell needs a drinking game to get drunk?

Amateurs man.

I'm trying to get drunk atm. Dunno if it'll happen tho.

[Shorty]

Rantz and I are playing the New Girl Drinking Game.

Rules so far are take a drink when Nick makes a face. We'll both be drunk ten minutes in.

We ended up having like 2 drinks :( Need better rules next time!

I don't know what you were doing but I was drinking the whole time!

[Slothy]

He just doesn't want to admit he's a lightweight.

[Jinx]

Denmark's going to get the ingredients for alcoholic Butterbeers. Getting drunk Harry Potter style, yo.

[Rantz]

Rantz and I are playing the New Girl Drinking Game.

Rules so far are take a drink when Nick makes a face. We'll both be drunk ten minutes in.

We ended up having like 2 drinks :( Need better rules next time!

I don't know what you were doing but I was drinking the whole time!

Well yeah me too but I mean drinks triggered by the rules we set!

[Jiro]

my hair is now blue

[noxious.sunshine]

Firewhiskey XD


I'm pretty sure that's just code for moonshine. Lol

[theundeadhero]

If two people are drunk and they hold a blanket in front of them it's totally true that no one on the other side has any idea they're kissing behind the blanket. It's true I promise.

[Shorty]

awwwwww kissing blanket nerds

Keep your hands where we can see them!

[noxious.sunshine]

Busta Rhymes just popped into my head

thanks.

[theundeadhero]

Hands were on the blanket!
Something has to hold it up.

Nerds don't do that :colbert:

[Sephex]

5CJJdG88hOg

[Chris]

I was so drunk Saturday, that someone got me to try something called "Fish Shots". I love fish, but OMG! It was horrendous.

[noxious.sunshine]

I'm drunk. I want to be moar drunk.

[Sephex]

FavUpD_IjVY

[Jessweeee♪]

the ten hour version is better

[NeoCracker]

I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW!

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Here is to drinking and making phone calls that are mistakes that drive your life into depression! :bro:

[noxious.sunshine]

Yeahhhhh drunk. Ish. Kinda pissed that people bailed on us..... But whatevery. I made and amped up ass chuckin hot wings so there's that.

[Pike]

Huxley is introducing me to Southern Comfort. This will be interesting won't it? (all I've ever had before are wussy girly fruit drinks)

[noxious.sunshine]

SCORE! Gettin' some fun stuff on Thursday. SO. EXCITED.

I will be home alone for 4 days and yeah.

[Shorty]

Huxley is introducing me to Southern Comfort. This will be interesting won't it? (all I've ever had before are wussy girly fruit drinks)

You'll be alright. SoCo is still a wussly girly drink.

[Jessweeee♪]

Huxley is introducing me to Southern Comfort. This will be interesting won't it? (all I've ever had before are wussy girly fruit drinks)

You'll be alright. SoCo is still a wussly girly drink.

This is probably true. Things that I drink:

wussy girly fruit drinks
Southern Comfort

[Madame Adequate]

Huxley is introducing me to Southern Comfort. This will be interesting won't it? (all I've ever had before are wussy girly fruit drinks)

You'll be alright. SoCo is still a wussly girly drink.

Pretty sure something that's like 37% is a bit stronger than a 3% alcopop you kissless turbonerd

[Shorty]

How much stronger than everclear is it, turbonerd :greenie:

[Madame Adequate]

I never said it was, loser :greenie: Not that you ever touch anything except gin so you can shut up.

I also commend you on your unique ability to insult in an original and not at all derivative manner :greenie:

[Shorty]

I drank everclear before I turned to gin!

I commend you on your unique ability to remain a general turbonerd and drink SoCo like a girl :greenie:

[NorthernChaosGod]

No one drinks Everclear straight or likes it, Sarah. :colbert:

[Shorty]

Jesus god in heaven, I didn't drink it straight.

[noxious.sunshine]

Jesus god in heaven indeed.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Then who cares what you drank if you still mix it?

[Shorty]

Okay, you go ahead and try to guzzle down everclear without mixing it.

(you know ily)

[NorthernChaosGod]

They don't sell the 190 proof Everclear here, but I've taken Bacardi 151 rum straight and it wasn't that bad. My point is that drinking Everclear isn't tough if you still mix it down to be drinkable, so you're still girly. :*

[Shorty]

If you've never had it, you can't tell me it isn't tough :aimkiss:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Whatever makes you feel better, sweetcheeks. :p

[Madame Adequate]

ITT Sarah gets told.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Screw everclear and 151, ya'll need to get blind off some moonshine

[Sephex]

Uh...I had everclear straight a few years back. Not TONS of it, but way more than I should. The bottle said don't do it, and I took it as a challenge. Yeah, I used to TRULY drink like an idiot, so go ahead and lay it on me if you want.

I was already drinking some stiff drinks that night, and I remember it tasting like crap. In about a minute or two, I was amazed how it felt like I did a few hours of drinking in just a few sips.

[Rocket Edge]

I after finishing my 8th can of only the finest Irish beer, now I'm onto my mothers Casillero Del Diablo that she left in the fridge. I know I have no work tomorrow, and I know this is wrong but it has never tasted sweeter. Such a good grape this.

[noxious.sunshine]

I'm playing with my boyfriend's tattoo gun.

Can someone please tell me how to get this back screw piece to stay connected to the right part of the metal? I can't get it.

[Rantz]

It's been a while since I had anything stronger than wine, so one glass of the Ardbeg (http://www.ardbeg.com/ardbeg/whisky/ten-years-old) I bought to celebrate my new and improved payday was enough to make me pretty buzzed. Now to try out some Hop Stoopid IPA (http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/lagunitas-sonoma-farmhouse-hop-stoopid/69933/).

[Sephex]

http://makeameme.org/media/created/Thats-my-secret-m9llhf.jpg

[LocoColt04]

Nox don't tattoo and drink, that's an awful idea!

I took a quad-shot of 1800 Resposo last night and it was fantastical. But now I'm just buzzing down from some tequila and cider earlier so I can drive a few blocks out to a friend's Halloween party, where I'll be significantly more drunk.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I found a pretty darned decent bar in downtown Raleigh. Live music and beer.

And a cute bartender to distract me.

[noxious.sunshine]

damnit LC, that isn't conducive at all to my question.

I'm just drawing on practice skins so it makes no difference.

I used to drink151 on the daily.

Now? HELLLLL CHUCKIN' NO.

Screw y'all.

[comma]

I'm ucking obliterated rigt now. Fucking Lour Reed reed this to me. Why did the have to die? I'm rying to writhg a song based on his memory. I had a dream years asgo that I wa recording music with th Velvet Underground, and I put it on my album. It's called "Lat Thing." Now Im' writing out the rest of the songs based on what Lou Reed I guess he would have lied. I don't know. I'm really sad and Drunk right now.

[Shorty]

I look forward to hearing this song.

[noxious.sunshine]

Rofl. I don't think Ive ever been that hammered while interwebbing.

[comma]

Me neither. There's a first for everything. Anyway, it's exactly the frame of mind I wanted to have for this song. I wrote a couple really good verses and figured out what to play. In my dream, it was basically the "Oh Sweet Nuthin'" of the album we were working on, so I'm using that song as a frame of reference.

My original recording of the dream song is at the end of this album: Impaled Peach | Impaled Peach (http://impaledpeach.bandcamp.com/album/impaled-peach)

There was more to the song in my dream, but that's all I remembered verbatim. I woke up and recorded it right away.

[noxious.sunshine]

Hahaha. I'm feelin -great-.

[Pike]

Spirits on Halloween! Sounds appropriate to me :greenie: mixed up some of that leftover SoCo with cranberry juice and strawberries. It's good stuff.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

It is way past haloweeny. Get with it guys.

If I get arrested it is the quacks fault. She told me to made bad decisions. It was step two of the recipe.

[noxious.sunshine]

PLEF, you punked out. I don't wanna hear your whining. XD

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I woke up in my underwear in a tree in my backyard.
What did you make me do last night Noxy?

[Calliope]

I'm guessing she made you strip down to your underwear and climb a tree.

[noxious.sunshine]

You said you weren't going streaking, bro.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I remember intending to not go streaking.

[noxious.sunshine]

Blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol.

[Sephex]

Even Link be partying in dis here thread!

I8XqXkIcA2I

[Calliope]

Jameson was on special at the supermarket this week. I don't count on there being much of anything left of the bottle tomorrow.

[Calliope]

Probably finishing the bottle this evening. Waiting for our local Chinese restaurant to fix the order that I asked for, picked up, walked home and opened, only to find they had gotten wrong. I am "that customer" in restaurants who will never hesitate to ask questions about the menu, or send back something if it is not what I ordered.

[Chris]

SPOILER AHEAD!!! TMI!!!

I got so drunk last night, that me and Victor tried something I never really thought I would enjoy. It's a passive comment. I walk funny today. :|

[noxious.sunshine]

So I assume your cherry got popped?

I'm drunk.

[Chris]

Planning on drowning in blue vodka tonight.

[DK]

christ, last night, oh dear oh dear. I was not planning to do anything at all, then I got a message asking me if I wanted to go out, out of the blue, from this girl I know. So I went out with her, we got really drunk, I drank many beers and whiskeys, and then we were just doing whatever but I don't remember how we got onto the topic but somehow I ended up drunkenly confessing my love to her for about half an hour despite the fact that she has a boyfriend. (in fact I'm pretty sure I told her that her boyfriend can kiss my ass because I am better.) I'm not sure how to even explain it but it was really, really bad. xD Then I kind of somehow came home but don't really remember much, but I woke up this morning and the light in my room was still on and my bed was covered in the shit I usually take off before I sleep like headphones, and a parcel from england etc that I'd just passed out in bed with it still on and somehow not ruined. and now I've spent the whole morning drunkenly giggling about what I did last night. I was also violently ill when I got in last night. I have to go to work in an hour and I'm still totally monged. :D

[Sephex]

<a href="http://imgflip.com/i/59vf8">http://i.imgflip.com/59vf8.jpg</a>

[Jessweeee♪]

I got a bottle of royal Crown for christmas today for work! :spin:

[Calliope]

Do you mean Crown Royal?

[Jessweeee♪]

Yes :(

[Calliope]

You hereby forfeit your right to drink such a magical elixir, please post it to me :greenie:

[Jessweeee♪]

nooooo it's mine :(

[Chris]

I woke up with my head banging against the wall. The dress was the weirdest part.

[Pike]

getting drunk and playing Awesomenauts multiplayer is like... legitimately the best thing, highly recommended to everyone

also my win ratio is like 80% right now get in :smug:

[NorthernChaosGod]

You hereby forfeit your right to drink such a magical elixir, please post it to me :greenie:

She probably was already drinking when she made the post. :p

[Spooniest]

Mt new girlfriend got me a fifth of bourbon...wish I could share

[Niale]

I am Cola drunk, and playing some awesome games. But i bet all here have that moment :cool:

[noxious.sunshine]

BEEEEEERRRRRR.....

lmao. Too bad my dad is limiting me.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Vodka + Monster = delicious