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Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:14 PM
[INSERT KIRBY IMAGE HERE]

Lonely Paper Star
07-13-2013, 10:15 PM
Thanks for the grats for Best Writer. :jess: and grats to all the other winners!

Agent Proto
07-13-2013, 10:15 PM
I want to sweep.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:16 PM
10. Best Custom Rank
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Psychotic (8)


The Nominees:

Del Murder
Denmark
DK
Flying Mullet
Freya
Pantz
Psychotic
Raistlin
Sephex

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:16 PM
I would like to take a moment to remind you all of who we miss on these festive occasions...

Christmas

We love you, come back

http://www.omgsoysauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/asian-girl-bang-bang-gif.gif

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 10:16 PM
KIRBY POWER!!!!! :D

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:16 PM
kirby_sweep.gif

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:17 PM
Personally, I've always found that there is a mystery to all custom ranks. What do they mean? Why are they the way that they are? Just for the Ciddies, I decided to get some balls and ask a quick question to all the nominees about theirs!


http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1390_48.gif Did somebody say Wonder?

So what if they did?



If they did, then I would pop out of the dumbwaiter or a sandwich and my trick would be complete!
Whoa man, whoa.



http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar631_51.gif i just can't wait

Is your bus late?



I'M SO IMPATIENT ALWAYS ALL THE TIME DUH. I CAN'T EVEN WAIT TO BE KING. I'M LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE.
Damn, I would not want to stand near this lion cub in line!



http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar14585_70.gif Looks like a golden shiny wire of hope

How much do you think I can get for it?



S*@%! Ya can't put a price on hope, shiny eyed $&^*%^*$ $*%^%! *wiggles arms from side to side*
:|



http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar7687_62.gif Old school, like an old fool.

Do you do anything youthful?



Oh, I'm totally youthful and down with the current hip trends. My friends and I just started this new thing called "planking" and we all laid down like boards on trash cans in the park. It was hilarious! Then the other day my friend jumped up in the air and acted like he was being choked while I held my hand up and our other friend took the picture. It was so cool because it looks like I am choking him like Darth Vader. Apparently it's called "Vadering" and we're going to make a website for it to share all of the great photos we're going to make. And just last weekend one of my friends was telling me about the Harlem Shake. It's a silly dance video that's all the craze right now. We're going to make one ourselves and put it on YouTube. It'll probably get thousands if not millions of views.
Riiiiiiiiiight :eyebrow:



http://home.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/QUEENA.gif http://home.eyesonff.com/images/FFIX_Fork_Icon.pngMaster of the Fork

Do you have anything to say about the dish and spoon running away?



It's quite a traumatic event that happened in the dishware community. Others were in shock in awe off it. Spoon left fork with baby sporks and no money to their name. Now the works part about it was that the little dog just laughed at the whole thing, traumatizing fork.
Yikes, sorry I asked :(



http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar22222_67.gif I aim to misbehave.

Have you succeeded?



Well, the first time I met up with Shorty, I threw her head-first into a wall. And pantsed her a lot. That was fun! :D I regularly prank EoFFers with technical shenanigans, often unbeknownst to themselves. You could be a victim! I think that's the main function I fill on staff right now.

Oh, and I read everybody's PMs and sell EoFFers' contact details in bulk to shady advertising companies.
*slowly walks away*


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/theatrhythm/monster-Ultros.png Enforcer? Thank you, I believe I shall.

You enforce a lot of things, what was your favourite enforcing moment?



This punk PMed me asking me to contribute to their speech, so I sent them a passive-aggressive response. That sure as smurf enforced them. :smug:
:colbert: Jerk.


http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar92_62.gif ShlupQuack's Pimp


Has she been bringing in the good dough?



In her youth, back during Prohibition, she was a top earner. In her old age, though, with her boobs nearly hitting the floor, she only gets asked for by the the guys into OFGILFs ("old fatty grannies I'd like to smurf"). But she is still a capable manager who helps me bring in other top earners and enforces the rules with ridicule and pimpess slaps.
*tear* So touching.



http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar80_2.gif Within the Giant

What do you do there?



I rock out to the bLiNd remix of "Within the Giant" from FFIV, obviously!
\m/

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 10:17 PM
http://blog.frontburnr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/creepy-animal-crossing-villager-smash-brothers-06.jpg

Shauna
07-13-2013, 10:17 PM
I will mop the Ciddies.

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:17 PM
what the hell happened to my kirby pic

I can't see it any more

oh well

party time

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/1tumblr_lgp6q5NhE21qcjtu8o1_500.gif

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:18 PM
Great speech :D

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:18 PM
what the hell happened to my kirby pic

I can't see it any more

oh well

party time

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/1tumblr_lgp6q5NhE21qcjtu8o1_500.gif

Loony BoB
07-13-2013, 10:19 PM
IN THIS POST I AM POSTING STYUFF AND THINGS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE DURNK BUT IT'S PRETTY AWESOME AND YOU GUYS CAN REP WHATEVER YOU LIKE BECAUSE I hAVE DEONE SHIT LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE I have uppped the count bitches

Pike
07-13-2013, 10:19 PM
IN THIS POST I AM POSTING STYUFF AND THINGS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE DURNK BUT IT'S PRETTY AWESOME AND YOU GUYS CAN REP WHATEVER YOU LIKE BECAUSE I hAVE DEONE SHIT LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE I have uppped the count bitches

$10 on Sarah still maxing it out every day

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:20 PM
10. Best Custom Rank


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Del Murder.........................6
DK.................................5
Raistlin...........................5
Sephex.............................5
Denmark............................3
Freya..............................3
Pantz..............................3
RSL................................1




Flying Mullet......................8
Psychotic..........................10


And the Ciddie goes to…


Psychotic
:ciddie: :ciddie:

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:20 PM
MLT drunk loony bob

Sephex
07-13-2013, 10:20 PM
Congrats Psy again!!!

Rantz
07-13-2013, 10:20 PM
44754

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 10:20 PM
Congrats once again, Psy! :)

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:21 PM
CONGRATS PSY :peachdance:

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:21 PM
psy just stole something else, tweaked it a little, and wins a goddamn award for it

what is this

where is the justice

http://pic.jpgdump.com/2470.gif

Pike
07-13-2013, 10:22 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamgjeH02Y1rnti1eo1_500.jpg

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:22 PM
9. Sexiest Female
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Locky (12)


The Nominees:

Chemical
Faris
fire_of_avalon
Fujiko
Locky
Shiny
shion
Shlup
Shorty
smittenkitten
Tifa's Boobs

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:23 PM
Chemical: She looks like something out of Harry Potter. But her chest is quite... firmly lifted. I think she kind of reminds me of the girl from Lollipop Chainsaw, with her clothes, sense of style... but also Harry Potter. Man, if we gave her a wand, a cloak and a chainsaw, she'd fit right in.

Faris: Slightly reminds me of Merida from Brave running through the wilds with her long red hair flowing in the wind. Shooting arrows in the distance... a wild beauty. As for her boobs, they're decent and natural. Not very big? A natural beauty.

foa: A crazy lass with large sizeable, uhm, what's the word I'm looking, what am I thinking, I don't want to say breasts again... oh, EYES. She has beautiful EYES. Yes. That's what it is. And her flowing locks. Like a mermaid. Under the sea. UNDER THE SEA. UNDER THE SEA. With her clams.

Fujiko: She's kind of got an Indian look to her. Kind of a Native American kind of look. Oh, no, she's kind of like an Audrey Hepburn! In New York city having breakfast at Tiffany's. That kind of look from an old movie. Decent size of eyes. And amazing large lips that could easily suckle on some juicy strawberries... Yay!

Oh God, I'm not very good at this...

Locky: OH GOD. She's in the shower RIGHT NOW. Pretending to be Tara Croft. With her guns strapped to her thigh in the shower as water trickles down the shaft of the gun. Wetting the gunpowder. She has very nice hands. ...Soft. Just... soft... and... smooth... easy to hold [BoB: Are we still talking about hands here!?] SHE'S GOT NICE HAIR.

Shiny: The cute one? She's got nice arms. Smooth and silky. Just like her lips... those big kissable bad boys. Cute as a button but probably really a tiger! I think I flashed her once when I was drunk... er. Kind of got an old school look, like she could be Pocahontas in a badass movie with guns.

shion: Wow. A beautiful badass with an amazing... fringe. 10/10 WOULD BANGS. She's got big round... cheeks. [a while of laughing while we try to convince her to say what's on her mind] SHE'S GOT BIG TITS. Like, seriously, man, they're huge! I mean... her fringe. HER BANGS. Is huge. Yes. She has a cute little button nose that I can can imagine getting stuck into sticky situations.

Shlup: She works at Disneyland, right? Yeah? Awesome. With her octopus costume? Those smooth long tentacles just floating about, ready to get into tight tit...titsomething? She has amazing big eyes too. She kind of reminds me of, like, a Disney character... maybe like from a porno. Like Cinderella. She could really do good! Slutarella, that's a good one.

Shorty: Oh God. That horny little pixie who wants to sleep with me all the time. She changes her hair all the time! I'm going to have to get a bat to keep her off me. Make sure I'm not alone with her while drunk. She's got nice tits. She's got a nice bum, actually, as well. ...not that I know. >_>; She'd like me to know about her bum. I think. Pretty sure.

smittenkitten: I'm a skank. Barbie doll with my huge EYES. They're big and round and squishy. People always try to touch them. [Matt: We're still talking about eyes?] I like my wrists. Because they're quite slim! You know? They're slim? Uhm... I want to cut Daniel with my sizeable nails. Did I mention I'm a skank? I walk the streets.

Tifa's Boobs: She kind of reminds me of a bitchy version of Ashe. Right, now let me look at her... slowly... she kind of looks like something out of This Morning, like a morning presenter... a natural beauty with nice feet. No, no! She's got nice eyebrows! Nice and smooth and long. She looks like a dirty doll. Not as in dirty, but as in DIR. TAY. You know what I mean. What this kind of girl gets up to when the lights are switched off.

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:23 PM
Psychotic always sweeps the ciddies, fucking walrus broom

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/411zTIkagjL._SL.jpg

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:24 PM
nail bitin' http://cdn.scratch.mit.edu/static/site/projects/thumbnails/172/9265.png

smittenkitten
07-13-2013, 10:24 PM
Oh god...

Edit: I am sure I still had alcohol in my system when I wrote this speech...

Denmark
07-13-2013, 10:25 PM
danielle lolwat

also go sam wink wink :jokey:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:26 PM
9. Sexiest Female


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Chemical...........................6
Faris..............................5
Tifa's Boobs.......................5
Fujiko.............................4
Shiny..............................4
shion..............................3
smittenkitten......................2
Shlup..............................1
RSL................................1




Locky..............................6
fire_of_avalon.....................7
Shorty.............................8


And the Ciddie goes to…


Shorty
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Pike
07-13-2013, 10:26 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/smiley/smiley_emoticons_popcorn_essen_zpsf408415a.gif

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:26 PM
Congrats Shorty :D

Shauna
07-13-2013, 10:27 PM
congrats to Shorty!

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:27 PM
mom's can't be hot imho

Pike
07-13-2013, 10:27 PM
Sarah :love:

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:28 PM
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/729269/Images/bootay2.jpg

smittenkitten
07-13-2013, 10:28 PM
Congrats :D

Shorty
07-13-2013, 10:28 PM
it was the naked shoulders pic in the pic thread wasn't it perverts

But for realsies, thanks guys :love:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:29 PM
8. Sexiest Male
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Cuchulainn (7)


The Nominees:

Chris
Cuchulainn
DK
o_O
Happy Noodle Boy
Jowy
Laddy
Levian
Loony BoB
Pantz
Raistlin
sharkythesharkdogg
Spuuky

Rantz
07-13-2013, 10:29 PM
CONGRATS BABE

Sephex
07-13-2013, 10:29 PM
Grants Shorty!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:30 PM
Here at EoFF we have a ridiculously insane amount of sexy men. I mean, it's pretty damn impressive that I don't have carpal tunnel, if you know what I mean. The truth is, just about every damn man who was nominated (and a few who weren't!) deserve this Ciddie. Each of these men are so god damned desirable, it's a surprise that the women of the forums aren't impregnated by their posts.

And as I've said, each member who was nominated for this award deserves to win it, but just as with the Highlander, there can be only one. One of these men will be lifted up on the pedestal of most doable, for all of the forum to see. One man will have their pick of women (or men) and be the object of our fapping-desires. Only one man can hold the title of Sexiest Male.

Who will it be?

Chris, the promiscuous gay man who has a love of the Irish and whose abs everyone on the forum--and in the world--has seen?
Cuchulainn, the angry and passionate man's man who's the perfect mixture of booze and muscle?
DK, the adventurer who charms with his wit and incredibly bitching beard?
o_O, the insanely silly New Zealander who is always incognito?
Happy Noodle Boy, the rock-and-roll drummer who has the hair of an Italian god?
Jowy, the moody hipster who gives you the taste of the alternative?
Laddy, the Loras Tyrell look alike who will give you a ride on his sword, and will sweep you off your feet with D&D?
Levian, the quiet-and-suave man who has the silent power of seduction?
Loony BoB, the crazy obsessive-compulsive whose smile says, "Come into my web."?
Pantz, the skyscraper viking with the soft-spoken innocence that disappears once he's pillaging you?
Raistlin, the matter-of fact lawyer who will neg you til your his?
sharkythesharkdogg, the bearded master race car driver who is fast-and-furious both behind the wheel and in the bedroom?
Spuuky, the jaded cynic who is a ball of warmth underneath?

Who will be the man EoFF gives this crown to? In all honesty, I really don't care. They're all winners to me...just check my wank bank. You'll see.

Rantz
07-13-2013, 10:32 PM
http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Nicolas_Cage%20-%209%20-%20The_Weather_Man.jpg

Rantz
07-13-2013, 10:32 PM
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26900000/Nicolas-Cage-nicolas-cage-26969758-2059-2560.jpg

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:32 PM
sorry it is late but

here are shorty's tits


http://i41.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/mbqxpi.jpg

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:33 PM
rooting for phil because a win for him is a win for me

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:34 PM
Sharky is the sexiest, I dun care what you say.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:34 PM
8. Sexiest Male


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Levian.............................5
Chris..............................4
Laddy..............................4
Pantz..............................4
DK.................................3
Loony BoB..........................3
sharkythesharkdogg.................3
Spuuky.............................3
o_O................................2
Happy Noodle Boy...................2
RSL................................1




Jowy...............................5
Raistlin...........................6
Cuchulainn.........................7


And the Ciddie goes to…


Cuchulainn
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Raistlin
07-13-2013, 10:34 PM
How could you people not vote this for Sexiest Male?

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit1-1.jpg

Pike
07-13-2013, 10:34 PM
Actual footage of Cuch accepting his award:

tNY376o2XMY

Shauna
07-13-2013, 10:34 PM
COngrats to Cuch!

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 10:35 PM
How could you people not vote this for Sexiest Male?

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit1-1.jpg

Several reasons.

Shorty
07-13-2013, 10:35 PM
Levian would have voted for babe. Just sayin'.

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:35 PM
lmao

Shorty
07-13-2013, 10:35 PM
sorry it is late but

here are shorty's tits


http://i41.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/mbqxpi.jpg

WHAT THE ACTUAL smurf

WORST PICTURE OF ME EVER

WHY WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Madame Adequate
07-13-2013, 10:35 PM
sorry it is late but

here are shorty's tits


http://i41.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/mbqxpi.jpg

Good lord her endowments are bigger than Harvard's!

Shauna
07-13-2013, 10:36 PM
Ahahahah.

Raistlin
07-13-2013, 10:36 PM
Ahahahaha

17:35] <Aexoden> Raist has the waist we all want to tawste

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:36 PM
sorry it is late but

here are shorty's tits


http://i41.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/mbqxpi.jpg

Good lord her endowments are bigger than Harvard's!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:37 PM
7. Best Newbie
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Yerushalmi (12)


The Nominees:

DanielCLFFF13
HasteInTime
LocoColt04
MontyPython
Mr. Shauna
noxious.sunshine
Yerushalmi

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 10:37 PM
Best Newbie. Best Newbie…. Beeessstttt Newwww-biiieee. Has a ring to it huh? Sounds like a pretty nifty title. You want it don’t you little Newbie? You want some recognition for how awesome you are, you want to claim that crown. Well just a second there, you jumped up, eager little pipsqueak, are you prepared? Have you checked off your Newbie List? Here is my step-by-step guide to becoming a Super Newbie!




Make at least 20 posts a day - keep yourself on top of the stats and let everybody get to know you and recognise you.
Spend hours in #<acronym title="Eyes on Final Fantasy">eoff</acronym> conversing with the chatters and top the chat stats.
The closer you get to staffers the better; you’ll be credible if you talk to staff.
Write articles for the front site – you need to get that staff title and quick if you want to be a true Super Newbie.
Partake in events and win them. You have to be the best or why bother at all?


So, you’ve done all of these steps and now you’re up for the Best Newbie Ciddie. Wait, what? What is it like to be Best Newbie?

Well my darlings, it is hard. But I feel like I’m ready to pass on my crown to one of you guys. The worst thing is that people expect you to be that awesome juiced up newbie forever, you’ll be forgotten if you don’t post every day. You’ll be fired if you don’t write those articles. Eventually you’ll become a neurotic ‘not-a-newbie-but-not-a-regular’ member who is on the verge of a breakdown. Then before you know it, you’re biting Loony BoB, plotting to kill Pantz, and overthrow the Editors… and you’re controlling Loony BoB’s computer with your feet in a desperate attempt to stay on top….

Finally after your breakdown, you become the Lindsay Lohan of <acronym title="Eyes on Final Fantasy">EoFF</acronym> and people just keep you around because they’re scared of what will happen otherwise…


You still want the crown?



http://24.media.tumblr.com/b424810a11e419529000e1af7861de1d/tumblr_mn6mvenX111rnhj7wo1_500.jpg

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 10:38 PM
Aw trout.

http://i.imgur.com/SuSLYPW.jpg

Sorry, dear! BAD WORDS NO NO ~Shorty

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 10:38 PM
I'm a newbie, but I joined in 2012. :(

Shorty
07-13-2013, 10:39 PM
wow

really

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:39 PM
Locky Lohan

It all makes sense now

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:39 PM
Good speech

Rocket Edge
07-13-2013, 10:39 PM
This thread is brilliant.

44757

Sephex
07-13-2013, 10:39 PM
Caught up! Congrats to Cuch!

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:39 PM
okay now this is getting too nsfw

where are the spoilers

goddamn

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:40 PM
7. Best Newbie


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

noxious.sunshine...................11
Yerushalmi.........................9
LocoColt04.........................8
HasteInTime........................4
MontyPython........................3
RSL................................1




DanielCLFFF13......................11
Mr. Shauna.........................12


And the Ciddie goes to…


Mr. Shauna
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Sephex
07-13-2013, 10:40 PM
Sweet, congrats Mr. Shauna!

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 10:41 PM
http://replygif.net/i/504.gif

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:41 PM
Congrats Matt :D :party:

Denmark
07-13-2013, 10:41 PM
you know y'alls jealous

Shauna
07-13-2013, 10:41 PM
Congrats to Matt! :heart:

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:41 PM
This thread is brilliant.

44757

Best Post

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:42 PM
I feel like Mr Shauna's win is a team effort

not me of course

not cool enough to be on the team coach

http://www.aroundphilly.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/anchormangif.gif

Sephex
07-13-2013, 10:42 PM
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/kingsanta.png

Shauna
07-13-2013, 10:42 PM
Yeah!

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 10:43 PM
Congrats Mr. Shauna!! :D

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:43 PM
WHAT'S NEXT OMG THE EXCITEMENT

IT MAKES ME DANCE

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ec6e89622a984dc8be2681da820cc8b/tumblr_mg7dd3s4ha1rfvb9ro1_500.gif

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:44 PM
6. Best Regular
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): shion (10)


The Nominees:

Bolivar
Bunny
Cim
dandy da oak
Formalhault
Laddy
Pete for President
shion
Tifa's Boobs

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:44 PM
When I think about someone being "regular", I either think of them being plain, ordinary and average or eating a high fiber diet and having no problems taking the Browns to the Super Bowl. I doubt our nominees want to be classified as either of these. (It's a good thing Locky isn't a nominee because she'd be a shoo-in with her scat fetish and all.) So I'm going to attempt to come up with a better title for this award than the best boring, normal member that eats lots of fiber. (That last word translates to "fibre" for you folks speaking the Queen's English. This speech will not be written in the Queen's English so humor me...I mean humour me, dammit!)

So we want to recognize the member(s) who have joined since the Golden Age of EoFF (I'm allowed to say that, right?) and didn't fall off the turnip tuck last month (Wait, is that saying used outside the US? If not, Google (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r--lCyPjRY) it.) This group consists of bunnies, boobs and presidents. We've got Laddy who is a hippie and dandy who is an oak so I'm going to assume they get along great and Laddy hugs dandy all day long. Then we have Bolivar, Cim, Formalhault and shion to round out the nominees. (Sorry y'all, I've got nothing creative on your names. Wait, we'll call you the brain trust. Will that work?) As I look over this nominee list (which, by the way, isn't in alphebetical order like the rest of the nominees for other awards Actually it is, made you look!) I think dynamic, charasmatic, influental, rising stars! Nay, this is not a group of regulars but a group of visionaries ready to change the world! They have learned the ropes here at EoFF, paid their dues and become master at their trades (Except for shion, but it would be embarassing to single her out in front of everbody...)! Which means you are destined for than none other than middle management! (I know, totally ace right?I used "ace" there for you Brits. Did I do it right?) So raise your glasses high and sing a toast as we witness who will be crowned the Best Middle Manager! (I agree, the new title is a bit of a let-down, but then so are these nominees. amiright?)

ps. This award will probably be presented by Locky in hopes that the "regular" winner can fuel her scat fetish... :Oo:

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:45 PM
Go me and Cimward :plumcheer:

Denmark
07-13-2013, 10:45 PM
gogo sam :3

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:46 PM
The winner of best regular is the most average

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/564758420/worlds_average_dad_travel_mug.jpg?side=f

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:46 PM
fighting evil by moonlight

winning love by daylight

...

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:47 PM
6. Best Regular


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Formalhault........................7
Laddy..............................6
Bolivar............................3
Bunny..............................3
Cim................................2
dandy da oak.......................2
Pete for President.................2
RSL................................1




Tifa's Boobs.......................10
shion..............................16


And the Ciddie goes to…


shion
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:47 PM
I want to be

the very best

....

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 10:47 PM
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/kingsanta.png

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/222683_1982828208498_1953553_n.jpg

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:47 PM
team kirby

Shauna
07-13-2013, 10:47 PM
Congrats!

Sephex
07-13-2013, 10:47 PM
Whoa! Congrats Shion!!!

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:47 PM
Thanks you guys :jess:. Had some tough competition there.

:party::pinkelephant:

Sephex
07-13-2013, 10:47 PM
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/1222315072097.jpg

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:48 PM
We can dance if we want to

...

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 10:48 PM
So many spoilers.... This is getting exciting.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:48 PM
The Building Suspense for The Final Countdown (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw) 5-10-minute break brought to you by: Loony BoB

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:48 PM
Thanks you guys :jess:. Had some tough competition there.

:party::pinkelephant:

kirby always ​wins

Pike
07-13-2013, 10:50 PM
We can dance if we want to

...

we can leave your friends behind

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 10:51 PM
Bob is so hilariously drunk. He's had like 2 drinks.

What a lightweight.

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:51 PM
MLT to bob

Pike
07-13-2013, 10:52 PM
Bob is so hilariously drunk. He's had like 2 drinks.

What a lightweight.

ahahahahaha BoB pls

Shorty
07-13-2013, 10:52 PM
Lightweight nerrrd.

Shauna
07-13-2013, 10:53 PM
Nerds be nerdin'

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:53 PM
We can dance if we want to

...

we can leave your friends behind

cause your friends don't dance

Shauna
07-13-2013, 10:54 PM
We can dance if we want to

...

we can leave your friends behind

cause your friends don't dance

and if they don't dance

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:54 PM
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/nerds1.jpg

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:54 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

no one is surprised


Gratz Shion :D

I honestly wasn't expecting this one.

Nice surprise though :D

(you were tough competition)

Pike
07-13-2013, 10:54 PM
We can dance if we want to

...

we can leave your friends behind

cause your friends don't dance

and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:54 PM
We can dance if we want to

...

we can leave your friends behind

cause your friends don't dance

and if they don't dance

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:54 PM
We can dance if we want to

...

we can leave your friends behind

cause your friends don't dance

and if they don't dance

then they're no friends of mine!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:55 PM
5. Best Veteran
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Shauna (10)


The Nominees:

Agent Proto
Calliope
Citizen Bleys
Flying Mullet
Jowy
Quint Eastwood
Sephex
Shauna
The Summoner of Leviathan

Shauna
07-13-2013, 10:55 PM
l5WT3U0T_BQ

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 10:55 PM
You know I wanted to rap for this. I wanted to make some super neat parody song and vocaroo the trout out of it for you guys, but then I realised there is pretty much no song in which I can rap or sing about how awesome these guys are. Seriously, I mean… These are some of the best members of the site. So listen up now and read my wee poems about each of them!


Agent Proto:
There once was a fellow named Jeff
Who had really minty breath
He wrote many things
And I’ve never heard him sing
But this guy is quite the threat!

Calliope
Nicky, Nicky, Nicky
This one is a little tricky
I don’t know her well
I wonder about her smell
And whether or not she’s sticky
Citizen Bleys
Bleys is a great young man
Maybe he has an uncle Stan
I don’t even know
If he likes the sun or the snow
But I know he’s a wonderful chap.

Flying Mullet
Mullet Mullet.
With a slinky gullet.
And a package from here to the moon
I hope he’s happy.
If he wins this award
Maybe he’ll give his Ciddie a spoon ;)

Jowy
Jowy is a bro
He listen to Macklemo’
He aint my friend or foe
He dissed the Spice Girls
But it was just a joke so whatever.
This poem is as deep as his poem.

Quint Eastwood
Arthur or Martha? Who even knows.
Quint Eastwood.
Except maybe he has no wood.
But he totally does because he made a vid’yo yo.
And it was all for Iceglow.

Sephex
Sephex no Ciddie. Or should I say 1 Ciddie
He is bloody pretty
And a hilarious guy to boot.
He sleeps in bed
With a cap on his head
And his butt will do a few toots!

Shauna
My darling Scot
With a rocking Butt
Yes I stared as you climbed the stairs
When we went for ice cream
I perved on your ass
And I touched your boobs.
Boobs.

The Summoner of Leviathan
Bobby is sexy
Bobby is cute
Bobby is the coolest dude to boot
He’s friends with Phil
So he’s a friend indeed
But will he be the best Veteran?
Maybe indeed.

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:56 PM
Go Shauna and Bobby :excited:

Pike
07-13-2013, 10:56 PM
Remember when I did this guys Vocaroo | Voice message (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bg7tK9zCr8)

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:56 PM
PASS THE MOTHERFUCKING BLEYS

PIPE

Shauna
07-13-2013, 10:57 PM
:excited:

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:57 PM
Remember when I did this guys Vocaroo | Voice message (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bg7tK9zCr8)

lol best imho

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 10:58 PM
5. Best Veteran


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Quint Eastwood.....................7
Sephex.............................7
Agent Proto........................5
Jowy...............................4
Citizen Bleys......................3
The Summoner of Leviathan..........2
RSL................................1




Calliope...........................8
Flying Mullet......................8
Shauna.............................11


And the Ciddie goes to…


Shauna
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Sephex
07-13-2013, 10:58 PM
WTG SHAUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 10:58 PM
Congrats Shauna :jess:

snacks
07-13-2013, 10:59 PM
http://tbirdnation.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/130128_0001.jpg

Jiro
07-13-2013, 10:59 PM
omg shauna and man shauna wins

http://24.media.tumblr.com/99351ded586fb304736f4b5864d0ce6e/tumblr_mpebbj7K9J1suwe37o1_250.gif

Pike
07-13-2013, 10:59 PM
SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 10:59 PM
Veteran Shauna, congrats! :D

Agent Proto
07-13-2013, 11:00 PM
No wins! Yayyyyyyyayyayayayyayayyayyayay

:(

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 11:00 PM
Yay Shauna <3

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:00 PM
4. Best Editor
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): n/a


The Nominees:

Aulayna
Faris
Freya
Locky
Raistlin
theundeadhero

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:00 PM
Thanks guys! Again was not expecting this! Thanks a lot for the votes and stuff! I love y'all! :heart:

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 11:01 PM
Go Aulayna and Locky :peachdance:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:01 PM
If u hadnt heard bout all the grate things goin on the frontsite nowadays; then u r really missing out! eoff has a gr8 teem of people who r workin incr – icreda really hard 2 bring u all the most update news about FF there is!

Aulyanna works as bridge the between the content producers and the layout management. Most reecentlee she started 2 work more and more w/ social media, like FB. And she has juicydicious use fo memes in her articles which is gr8 because they r humerous and bring us together!!!!

Faris is a newer editor and is bringin a lot tot he table herself! She is our number 1 content manager makin loooooong await updates to our walkthrus and game info. W/out he hard work we would surly be laggin behing when it comes two the availability of information about the games for fans, doe.!!

Fraye has been integral for the eoff editing staff do to her great <3 of gaming in general and Final fantasy and Kingdom <3s specificlaly. She did an amazin job too of representing eoff at special Square Enix meetings and then reported back. And I mean her writing chops r pretty gr8 too!!!!1!!

Locky brings alot to the Eoff Editor game becuase of her technical proficiency. She actual study journalism and media in w/e the english equal to college is. She is also da most prolific editer 2 date and contribute many gr8 articals to the site!!!!

Maybe hard to say nice things about Raistlin sometime but he done a real good job of writing a important series that relates FF media to itself and also to da pervasivness of patricky and has a fair style of writin that takes count of both the good and the bad of a topic and he does a real good job 2!!!!

theundedhero has made a gr9 return to the team!!!! was before a great member of site staff b4 it was disbanded and did a lot of work doin stuff I don’t understand to make the side look great!!! And now he is hear to continue that legcy! We r v. lucky to have him back on board.

But which 1 is da greatest editor for the first ½ of 2013?????!!!! well dat is all up 2 u: voters of Ciddies!

(And be very, VERY thankful that the Editing team takes the time, puts in the effort, uses precision and natural gifts to make the frontsite as informative and entertaining as it is. This position is 100% voluntary and takes a great degree of talent and hard-work to do well.)



Definitely not Raistlin

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS

<~Award_BoB> I am able to accurately type sentences.

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:02 PM
best speech is best

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:02 PM
ahahahahaha great speech

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:04 PM
4. Best Editor


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

theundeadhero......................4
Faris..............................3
Freya..............................2
RSL................................1




Raistlin...........................9
Locky..............................13
Aulayna............................21


And the Ciddie goes to…


Aulayna
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 11:05 PM
CONGRATS AULAYNA!!!!!! :peachdance::cake::plumcheer::party:

All the Editors are hard workers and deserve it.

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:05 PM
Congrats to Auly! :)

Sephex
07-13-2013, 11:05 PM
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:06 PM
All of you do work super hard, so thanks to all of you!

snacks
07-13-2013, 11:06 PM
WHOHOOO!

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:06 PM
Congrats to Auly and all our editors :love:

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 11:07 PM
Hey Shauna

Can you come sweep Denmark's place plz

We got our own shit to sweep! :kakapo:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:07 PM
3. Best Cid’s Knight
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): n/a


The Nominees:

fire_of_avalon
Mister Adequate
Pike
Shiny
Shorty
Vivi22

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 11:08 PM
Oh this is a hard one.

ALL STAFF IS AWESOME.

Except...you know

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:08 PM
Adequate
Mister Adequate
Don't even give a trout
Mister Adequate
'cause you can try to argue, he'll destroy you
So don't diss Wakka's hair!

Now-now-now that-that could kill me
Could not even scratch foa
Y'all better clean your act up
'cause she won't wait much longer
You know you got to get right now
'cause you can't get much wronger
Or else two thousand and thirteen
Is when you'll get banned by foa

Hey Shorty, it's your smurfday
October 13th, it's your smurfday
We gon' sip on Bacardi like it's your smurfday
And you know we don't give a trout, it's not your smurfday

Twitter followers at record highs
People tweeting, people foll'wing, people saying hi
Don't ask me, because I don't know why
But it's Pike's SMAC (bwah?), and that's the way she is

He made an itsy bitsy teeny weeny Steam thread and his name was Vivi
And he did it for the fourth time this year
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny Steam thread and his name was Vivi
Because gaming always brings him cheer
Two, three, four, stick around, we'll tell you more

She's Shiny, she's groovy, don't go thinking she's puny
She edited movies, but now she does TV
She's Shiny, I'm Loony, we mod at Eyeson Uni
It's Eyeson FF's Cid's Knights, come and join the fun!

...and now this speech is done!

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 11:08 PM
Good job editors for making Eyes on FF great! :D

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:09 PM
:excited:

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:09 PM
BoB, your speech xD

Shorty
07-13-2013, 11:10 PM
OH MY GOD YOU KNOW MY BIRTHDAY

or

what

my fuckday? that's... mortifying

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 11:11 PM
Not going to lie. I'm fucking gutted so much that I didn't get that award, but congrats anyway to Aulayna, you have worked hard and you earned that.

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:11 PM
Can't decide who you want to win?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb13fhdDM71qkj0bo.jpg

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:11 PM
3. Best Cid’s Knight


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Vivi22.............................5
Mister Adequate....................4
RSL................................1
Shiny..............................0




fire_of_avalon.....................11
Pike...............................15
Shorty.............................18


And the Ciddie goes to…


Shorty
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:12 PM
Congrats to Shorty! :D

Shorty
07-13-2013, 11:12 PM
All that sig-snipping really paid off!

Thanks, guys, this really means a lot :love:

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 11:12 PM
OH MY GOD YOU KNOW MY BIRTHDAY

or

what

my smurfday? that's... mortifying

I know more than you could possibly know! :mwahaha:

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 11:13 PM
Congrats Shorty!!!!!!!!!!!

:plumcheer::peachdance::cake::party:

I wanted you all to win.

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:13 PM
Congrats a ton Sarah! I knew you'd do it :love:

Madame Adequate
07-13-2013, 11:13 PM
Eyes on Forgetting Males :cry:

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:13 PM
Shorty is my own personal knight. You are a babe.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b11ea8029966fbd80b4699ea6c757d0/tumblr_mocgm9FaS71sp9fcho1_250.gif

Shorty
07-13-2013, 11:13 PM
oh hush up pikey, that should have gone to you <33333

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:14 PM
Eyes on Forgetting Males :cry:

Just gotta show some leg while you mod bro

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:14 PM
Oh no, YOU should take the award!

No No No, it's for you!

Shorty
07-13-2013, 11:14 PM
Eyes on Forgetting Males :cry:

Just gotta show some leg while you mod bro

That's how I won.

But with shoulders.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:15 PM
2. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): n/a


The Nominees:

Del Murder
Goldenboko
Loony BoB
o_O
Pantz
Psychotic
Roogle
Samuraid
Shlup

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 11:15 PM
GO PANTZ :D!!!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:15 PM
2OlAx4Dok38

Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
Who do you think is gonna win Best Admin this year?
Smurf man!

Uh!
Oh yeah!

A-a-admin stop that screamin'
Admin don't you see?
I think I'm paler than a ghost
Maybe I should just be warned
But it's sexy to be scorned
It's so hot the admin snipped my post

I think of all the minor warnings that I've missed
But then my warnings were never quite like this!

Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for admin!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for admin!

Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
We're the developers!
Give us something to code on, man!
Whoa

Ooh!

Ooo-oo-oooh!

I heard about your bannings
but bannings are so cold
I didn't know about this rule
Admin with a million posts
How can you be so bold?
Years later you still think I'm a fool.

I think of all the minor warnings that I've missed
But then my warnings were never quite like this!

Whoa! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for admin!
I've got it bad, sooo bad
I'm hot for admin!

Whoa!

(Guitar Solo)

Oh man, I think the site is slow
(What are you coding this weekend?) I don't feel like fixing it.
I'll make Rantz fix it!
Ooh yeah!

I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for admin!

Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot!
Wow!

Oh my Cid!
Whoo!



Roogle? This is still a person?

Raistlin
07-13-2013, 11:16 PM
Was Roogle ever really a person? Has this been proven?

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:16 PM
Drunk BoB will probably win this and cry, he is such a passionate man.

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 11:17 PM
Good speech Pike :jess:

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 11:17 PM
With that music, probably the best speech ever. :)

Rantz
07-13-2013, 11:17 PM
What I do in staff: CRUDBUMP: I Don&#39;t Do Shit - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrjhrPXkDE)

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:17 PM
ahahahahaha yes my stupid speech that I'm so proud of

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:19 PM
2. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

o_O................................7
Psychotic..........................6
Shlup..............................2
Goldenboko.........................1
Roogle.............................1
Samuraid...........................1
RSL................................1




Del Murder.........................10
Pantz..............................11
Loony BoB..........................14


And the Ciddie goes to…


Loony BoB
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:19 PM
Congrats to BoB! :D

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 11:19 PM
Congrats BoB :jess:!!!!!!!!!

:hello::onnanoko::snowgirl::plumcheer::peachdance:

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:19 PM
BoB is [redacted] a git!

Agent Proto
07-13-2013, 11:20 PM
DAMN YOU BOOOOOOOB!!! :argh:

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:20 PM
~Congrats Daniel~

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 11:20 PM
LOONY BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :excited:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:20 PM
Highwind Award for Best Site Staff

The Highwind awards are determined by a vote only from staff members. The Highwind Award for members of the Site Staff goes to Aulayna.



Aulayna has only been on staff for about 6 months now, and wasn’t even a very active poster for much longer before that. But she has already made her mark. She has consistently worked hard to write up feature articles, and even started working on frontsite and content management design to earn her Developer title. Aulayna’s shining moment was definitely E3, where she worked tirelessly for an entire week to bring the latest updates and commentary to EoFF. She posted a ton of articles and even live-blogged press conferences. Showing her commitment to quality, Aulayna puts a great deal of effort into organizing and stylizing her articles, and it shows. Oh, and just to show she hasn’t forgotten the forums: she also makes a zillion threads.

Aulayna has proven adept at organizing events and consistently putting out articles, making this a well-earned Highwind award. Congratulations, Aul!

Madame Adequate
07-13-2013, 11:20 PM
Doesn't seem plausible.

But congrats to Towns!

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:21 PM
Congrats to Auly! :cheer:

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:21 PM
Congrats! :}

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:21 PM
Highwind Award for Best Forums Staff

The Highwind award for members of the Forums Staff goes to none other than Pike.



Pike has carried on her fantastic form from last year through to 2013. She supplies EoFF with an endless flow of threads and posts and they're always worth reading. She is friendly to everyone and anyone, always approachable, and that doesn't just go for the forums - she can be found in the chatroom, on Twitter, on Facebook and it wouldn't surprise me if she pops up in other random areas of the site without anyone realising. She contributes valuably to nearly every aspect of EoFF. She brings members to the place through the social media and she is always pushing such things in the staff forum. I'm proud to present the Highwind Award for Forums Staff to her! Congratulations, Pike! Much deserved!

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 11:22 PM
Congrats again Aulayna :jess:!!!!

And Pike :D!!!!!!

Madame Adequate
07-13-2013, 11:22 PM
Pike is great :D

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:22 PM
Congrats to Pike! :D

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:22 PM
Highwind Award for Best Forums Staff

The Highwind award for members of the Forums Staff goes to none other than Pike.



Pike has carried on her fantastic form from last year through to 2013. She supplies EoFF with an endless flow of threads and posts and they're always worth reading. She is friendly to everyone and anyone, always approachable, and that doesn't just go for the forums - she can be found in the chatroom, on Twitter, on Facebook and it wouldn't surprise me if she pops up in other random areas of the site without anyone realising. She contributes valuably to nearly every aspect of EoFF. She brings members to the place through the social media and she is always pushing such things in the staff forum. I'm proud to present the Highwind Award for Forums Staff to her! Congratulations, Pike! Much deserved!

THREE FOR THREE

I'M SO HAPPY :squee:

Thanks so much everyone!

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:23 PM
<+Award_Brian> Yo listen up here's the story
<+Award_Brian> about a little BoB who lives in a BoB world
<+Award_Brian> All day and all night and every thing he sees is just BoB
<+Award_Brian> like him
<+Award_Brian> INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
<+Award_Brian> BoB his house with a BoB little window and a BoB corvette
<+Award_Brian> and everything is BoB for him
<+Award_Brian> and his self and everybody around him
<+Award_Brian> but he ain't got
<+Award_Brian> nobody
<+Award_Brian> to listen to
<+Award_Brian> I'm BoB baba do baba dai
<+Award_Brian> If I were Del I would die baba di baba dai

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:24 PM
1. Best Member
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Aulayna, Locky, Loony BoB, and Pantz (6)


The Nominees:

Agent Proto
Aulayna
Formalhaut
Flying Mullet
Locky
Loony BoB
Pantz
Sephex
Tifa's Boobs

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:24 PM
Remember that the first male runner-up will be awarded the Best Male Ciddie, and the first female runner-up will be awarded Best Female.

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 11:24 PM
GO EVERYBODY

:plumcheer::plumcheer::plumcheer::plumcheer::plumcheer::plumcheer:

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 11:24 PM
The moment we have been waiting for! :excited:

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 11:25 PM
Best Member. It’s a pretty big accolade to be given and pretty much confirms that you are the absolute best member of a Final Fantasy forum. Be proud that you nominees even made it this far! The Best Member award is the final, and biggest award of our Ciddies celebration. As a pretty new face in Eyes on Final Fantasy, it feels amazing to have broken into this list and to be placed beside some seasoned veterans and the ancient relics of the forum! So let’s have a look at this prize gallery of EoFF members!


Agent Proto

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/08/phoenix829.jpg


The loveable pr00t! With his weekly fan art showcase, he’s been astounding us with his level of dedication and consistency to the site. He’s also a pretty great guy too. Not only this, but he’s been around pretty much forever. As well as his fan art showcase, he’s a pretty talented artist himself. So you know you’re in good hands. Agent Proto is just a splendid member, in every single way!


Aulayna

http://mercswiki.pbworks.com/f/ashe.jpg


Editor extraordinaire! This gal sat up for hours during E3 to provide us all with the haps straight from E3 to EoFF. Aulayna has a dark sense of humour and is happy to help anyone. A unique character, often she can be very self-depreciating but she shouldn’t be. She’s really proved herself in the last 6 months as someone who can put the work in, recently promoted to Developer, so she has two staff titles under her belt. A force to be reckoned with indeed!


Formalhaut

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6wsb1Ssq5qUDJESx-XZwymHBfXki6saitAaNePAb5GS1vtTKn


This guy… This guy is a pretty solid guy. He’s organised successful events in the last 6 months, has written the Community Updates, and now has an article series to begin – Formy’s Sundries. Don’t you know you’ve made it on EoFF when you get a nickname? He is shaping up to be a very strong member in the next few months. Will his funny quips and nice demeanour be enough to snag him Best Member?


Flying Mullet

http://www.imfdb.org/images/5/5d/Uncharted-drakes-fortune.jpg


The resident comedian of the nominees, Flying Mullet also likes to show off his bulge in the picture thread! If that isn’t enough to swing a few votes I don’t know what is. He is a hilarious chap, one whom I don’t know all that well. So please allow me to find it difficult to wax lyrical about the guy. I do know he’s a sporty fellow, and over the years has done a lot for EoFF, so that makes him a good egg in my book.


Loony BoB

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSL3nXoXhsKgd0vmmhviAkNj5al_xFYdOgqs5eUgD7OGbFRwNM_


Rumour has it he has been here since the dawn of time. Have you ever seen Jurassic Park? I’m pretty sure Loony BoB can remember those times. <acronym title="Eyes on Final Fantasy">EoFF</acronym> is not <acronym title="Eyes on Final Fantasy">EoFF</acronym> without Loony BoB. With his never-changing avatar, and approachable personality, he IS <acronym title="Eyes on Final Fantasy">EoFF</acronym>. Sometimes I wonder who Cid would be if Cid wasn’t Cid. Loony BoB would be Cid. Why? Just because. This guy shouldn’t need to win Best Member to know that he is THE Best Member, and always will be.


Pantz

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080726160313/muppet/images/thumb/3/34/Swedishchef-myspace.jpg/300px-Swedishchef-myspace.jpg


The whacky Swedish Dev. A hurdy gurdy turdy burdy hurdy durdy gleebin! A ciinnnaaamooonn buuuuuun. What? A sentence as whacky as Pantz is. Pantz is one of those special members who can put a smile on your face at any time. As well as having this rare quality, he has computer super powers and can pretty much fix any cock-up. All this and nobody ever stops to give him a big pat on the back for being such an EoFF bro. So for him to get Best Member would be to give Pantzy Pontus a pat on the back for being the loveable tyrant that he is.


Sephex

http://cdn0.mos.techradar.futurecdn.net///classifications/home-entertainment/images/gandalf-3d-580-75.jpg


What can I say about Sephex? Well, for a start he has NEVER won a Ciddie. Wait what? He did? Oh… Well, that screws this all up! I was going to tell you all about how he’s such a great guy and how he needs a Ciddie because it’s long overdue etc etc. Well, now you can just screw that. Vote someone else. He’s got his Ciddie, he doesn’t need another one! I jest. I voted you dude. You deserve this!


Tifa's Boobs

http://www.londoncakeandfiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Melisandra-a-song-of-ice-and-fire-29628961-595-595.jpg


Boobies has the most balls of anyone in this list. FACT. She says it straight and comes right out with what is on her mind. She has come a long way in her year on EoFF, and she’s a trooper of a member. Probably the Best Female on the forum. She’s went from being the Snarky Queen, to a much gentler person, but with that sharp edge still there, that comes out just at the right moment. For her development alone, she could be Best Member!

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:25 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/BannedGeneral/1373484639405_zps9ab715bc.gif

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:25 PM
1. Best Member
Someone who left

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:26 PM
1. Best Member
Someone who left

So Jiro basically

Sounds about right

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:26 PM
Good speech! :D

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:26 PM
<+Award_Brian> fighting evil by moonlight
<+Award_Brian> winning ciddies by daylight
<+Award_Brian> never running from a real fight
<+Award_Brian> he is the one name loony bob
<+Award_Brian> he'll never turn his back on a friend
<+Award_Brian> unless you're australian
<+Award_Brian> but even then you can always depend
<+Award_Brian> on the one named loony bob

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:27 PM
Guys I just wanna say that no matter who wins I love you all

Neeeeeear

Faaaaaaaaar

WhereEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER you are

I believe
that your posts will

go oooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:27 PM
1. Best Member
Someone who left

So Jiro basically

Sounds about right

Oh :(

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:27 PM
:excited:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:28 PM
Those who didn’t make it…


R

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:28 PM
S

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:28 PM
L

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 11:29 PM
The letter R only had 2 days left till retirement.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:29 PM
.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:30 PM
Oh, sorry, I think I was possessed by Loony BoB/Award Guy for a bit there. Did you know that guy even thinks in Excel spreadsheets?

Here are some finalists that didn’t make it. The first parentheses contain the total number of first-ranked votes (2 points each) that finalist received. The second parentheses contain the total number of second-ranked votes (1 point each). The number after the equals sign is the total points for that member, which is the only thing considered for the purposes of awards.


Formalhaut.........................(2) (4) = 8
Pantz..............................(3) (2) = 8
Flying Mullet......................(1) (3) = 5
RSL................................(1) (0) = 2

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:31 PM
Just missed:

Agent Proto........................(8) (1) = 17


This Ciddie was incredibly close, with the top 6 finalists receiving either 8 or 9 first-ranked votes (a whopping 5 of them receiving votes from at least 10 members). It came down to second-ranked votes, which only a small number of voters utilized.

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:32 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/internet/love_big.gif

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:32 PM
COngrats to Proto!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:33 PM
Best Male


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg



Sephex.............................(9) (1) = 19
Loony BoB..........................(9) (2) = 20


And the Ciddie goes to…


Loony BoB
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:33 PM
That means our Best Member will be female! But who will it be: Aulayna, Locky, or Tifa’s Boobs?

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:33 PM
Go BoB! Well done! And to Sephex!

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:33 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/BannedGeneral/1310756277616.png

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:33 PM
It's a new era lads :(

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 11:33 PM
Super job Proto! :D

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 11:34 PM
aulayna

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 11:34 PM
Congrats on best male BoB :jess:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:34 PM
:excited:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:34 PM
Just missed:

Tifa's Boobs.......................(8) (2) = 18

noxious.sunshine
07-13-2013, 11:34 PM
Holy Jesus reading all that took a million yrs I swear.

Woooo craziest member. Go me.

Congrats everybody.

4 hrs of sleep and I'm still drunk. *dies*

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:35 PM
Congrats to Sam! :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:35 PM
1. Best Member


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg




Aulayna............................(8) (3) = 19
Locky..............................(9) (4) = 22


And the Ciddie goes to…


Locky
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Ultima Shadow
07-13-2013, 11:35 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c344/AGAFURO/Rider4b-1.pnghttp://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c344/AGAFURO/Bernkastel2.png
"Hey, wouldn't it be cool if Sephex actually...!"
"Denied. Miracles... only happen once."

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:35 PM
OMG CONGRATS LOCKY

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 11:36 PM
No you're wrong. Not best anything

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:36 PM
FREAKIN! LOCKY! YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!

Congrats to Auly too! :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 11:36 PM
Best Female


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


But let’s not forget that as the first female runner-up for Best Member, the Best Female Ciddie goes to:


Aulayna
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:36 PM
·øøø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤øøø·· B·E·S·T ¤¤ M·E·M·B·E·R ¤¤ L·O·C·K·Y ¤¤ F·O·R·E·V·E·R ··øøø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤øøø·

Pike
07-13-2013, 11:36 PM
LOCKY CONFIRMED FOR BEST MEMBER OF EYES ON FINAL FANTASY

Agent Proto
07-13-2013, 11:36 PM
Well it was a close call. No ciddies for me anyway. *_*

Shorty
07-13-2013, 11:36 PM
CONGRATULATIONS AULY <33333333333

AND LOCKY OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN <33333333!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 11:36 PM
Congrats for best female Aulayna

Congrats for best Member Locky


:party::party::party::party::party::party:

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:36 PM
AHAHAHAHHAHA! Awesome job man! :D Best Newbie right into Best Member!

Sephex
07-13-2013, 11:37 PM
Can't believe I got as close as I did! Thanks guys! Congrats to BoB and Locky!

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 11:37 PM
Special congrats to all winners! :D

Denmark
07-13-2013, 11:37 PM
congrats on finally getting an award right :D

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:37 PM
What a leap. This is better than superman and locky looks better in her underwear.

Shorty
07-13-2013, 11:37 PM
PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT IN GC SHORTLY

Denmark
07-13-2013, 11:38 PM
do i get a ciddie

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:38 PM
Congrats to all the winners!

Jiro
07-13-2013, 11:38 PM
Did Loony BoB finally buy EoFF?

Is that the announcement?

Rantz
07-13-2013, 11:39 PM
LOCKY YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE BEST MEMBER WINNER EVER

Shauna
07-13-2013, 11:39 PM
:excited:

Raistlin
07-13-2013, 11:39 PM
Whew. Finally, I can post as myself more!

Congrats to all the winners, especially Locky for Best Member. And did you notice that women swept the top staff and member awards? Eyes on Forgetting Males, I tell ya!

I hope everyone had a good time, and feel free to let me know any feedback you have about how things were run this year, so I can pass it along to future hosts.

As always: keep pimpin'. http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 11:39 PM
Congrats everybody, all well deserved wins.


CAKE FOR EVERYONE

:cake::cake::cake::cake::cake::cake::cake::cake:

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 11:40 PM
I don't really deserve Best Member, but thank you all anyway. I was saving this gif for a win.

http://d104xtrw2rzoau.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/katy-perry2.gif