What would you arrest the above member for?

[Shorty]

If you were ~an authority figure~, what would you arrest the above member for? I volunteer as starting tribute.

Note: Let's keep it mildly appropriate and steer away from sexual or other especially offensive crimes.

[Calliope]

Loitering and smoking cloves in a shopping centre carpark, probably.

[Cuchulainn]

Child grooming online.

[Elskidor]

Cow tipping

[Quindiana Jones]

Public exposure.

[Hollycat]

Clubbing seals

[Jinx]

The suspicious disappearance of his "friend" TabbyTrap.

[Quindiana Jones]

Support of homosexuality.

[Sephex]

Support of heterosexuality.

[Old Manus]

is this what we've come to

[Slothy]

Failing to follow the rules of the thread.

[Quindiana Jones]

Failing to move this to Wonder Square.

[Cuchulainn]

Failing

[Quindiana Jones]

Bestiality.

[Sephex]

Bestiality.

Yes, the original answer I intended for!

Uh...Babality.

[noxious.sunshine]

Public Intoxication

[Tigmafuzz]

Not being publicly intoxicated

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Aggravated assault......on his own person.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Breaking and entering a strangers garage to fix their car.

[Shiny]

Jaywalking

[Hollycat]

Reading a do not read signs sign.

[Freya]

Stalking girls who he thinks would make good catgirls.

[Quindiana Jones]

Stalking girls she thinks would make good ratgirls.

[Shorty]

Arson.

[Araciel]

Shortiness


err shortness

[kotora]

financial scams

[Laddy]

Embezzlement.

[Chris]

Overuse of hair products.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Molesting perfectly good food. :colbert:

[Shauna]

Genetic experiments on animals.

[Night Fury]

Being a rowdy Scottish :bou::bou::bou::bou:.



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[Quindiana Jones]

Public defecation.

[Iceglow]

indecent exposure to minors involving pineapple rings.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Prostitution and extortion.

[Hollycat]

Summoning Leviathan

[Laddy]

Causing a catastrophe.

[Shorty]

Dog-napping.

[Slothy]

Dog owning.

[Shiny]

Causing noise pollution by crying like a seven year old girl who just lost her puppy.

[Tigmafuzz]

Thinking grown men aren't allowed to cry like little girls.

Check your privilege.

[Shorty]

Using the phrase "check your privilege".

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Not meeting the roller coater height standards and riding anyways.

[Psychotic]

In Florida, singing karaoke in a bathing suit is illegal. That.

[Freya]

HAHA Bieber karaoke I forgot about that. We swore that was illegal, turns out it was xD

Psy would be arrested for being a hoarder. House filled with junk. Or Gunk.. from his eyes... :D

[Night Fury]

Stealing Otters from the local zoo.

[Drift]

emigrating from sunny England

[Laddy]

Illegal street racing.

[Flying Mullet]

Alpaca prostitution

[Hollycat]

Refusing my hand in marriage.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Wanting to marry mullet while wearing a rabbit suit. Also with a mullet.

[Flying Mullet]

Mullet hate crimes. :colbert:

[Slothy]

Mullet love crimes.

[theundeadhero]

The ol' unltraviolence.

[Quindiana Jones]

Asking and Telling.

[Laddy]

Imitating Dark Souls.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

For thinking lime is objectively bad.

[Flying Mullet]

Butt-sniffing when taking up-skirt photos.

[Cuchulainn]

Pretending to be an illegal itinerant worker by using false tan and saying only 'gringo' just to get free rides on the back of a pickup. He doesn't run at all he gets free lifts everywhere through his quasi-racist webs of deceit. he's a filthy lying whore.

[fire_of_avalon]

Inciting a riot.

In my pants.

[escobert]

for being a bamf!

[DK]

Being too handsome for this world. :aimkiss:

[Jinx]

For not posting on EoFF nearly enough.

[Laddy]

Plotting to assassinate Emilia Clarke.

[Tigmafuzz]

Not wanting Emilia Clarke assassinated.

[fire_of_avalon]

Arms dealing. Like human arms.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Setting fire to the wind

[I Took the Red Pill]

Impersonating a Secret Service agent

[Shorty]

Ingestion of narcotics.

[Slothy]

Not enough ingestion of narcotics.

Cocaine for everyone!

[Night Fury]

Dealing cocaine to internet nerds

[Cuchulainn]

Shouting 'kill all white people' on a busy train.

[Quindiana Jones]

Catholicism.

[Madame Adequate]

Moving to France.

[Quindiana Jones]

Changing his name.

[Hollycat]

Changing his name frequently.

[The Unknown Guru]

Growing.

[Shaibana]

public nudity? his avatar looks like a old guy who is naked under his raincoat

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Loving wolves.....in the bad way.

[Slothy]

Living too far away for us to go for a drive and talk about cars.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Living in southern NB.

[Faris]

For randomly speaking other languages.

[Slothy]

For fleeing the least awful country on earth.

[Tigmafuzz]

For arresting Faris. :colbert:

[krissy]

crimes

[Shorty]

Larceny involving goats.

[Night Fury]

Starting a disgusting 'Moist' protest.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Murder. :|

[Laddy]

Eating pant legs.

[Jinx]

Training his Corgies to attack and then feast on the bodies of his enemies.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Unethical and inhumane treatment of animals in your on-going research into creating real-life Pokemon.

[Ghosteses]

summoning! ;o

[Slothy]

Not knowing who to call.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I think I'd arrest myself for trying to find fault in a man who has a Bruce Campbell set.

[Ghosteses]

Firing arrow bolts at people o.O