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truer words have never been spoken
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truer words have never been spoken
there's more where that came from
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Elskidor
12-14-2013, 11:43 AM
I have to go to bed soon so I propose Jiro finish the announcements right now, even if they are completely fabricated and he has no votes to tally up. He has stayed up all day and night and given a million unforgettable speeches.
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Are they related? Is it incest? Are they the same person?
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:02 PM
I have returned.
I have one tie break to do, before continuing with revelations.
Please be calm.... *soon*
I haven't done shit
it's day time for me
or it was
all this time
so it's not really an achievement for me
(plus I took a nap)
I have returned.
I have one tie break to do, before continuing with revelations.
Please be calm.... *soon*
GET IN
Agent Proto
12-14-2013, 12:07 PM
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So a break in the funny pictures for a minute, check out this fantastic cosplay that I just found
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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:11 PM
18. BEST #EOFF CHATTER
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Loony BoB
Nicolas
noxious.sunshine
o_O
Pantz
Now we have come to Best Chatter, an award that I care about more than most. Chat has affected my life in a great way. Sharky and I would message each other sometimes, but there wasn't truly a romantic interest until we began to stay up all night and chat together.
Aside from this, chat is a great place to make friends and to talk with your friends from the forum. Due to the distance between a lot of people, chat makes it easy to have sort of a group gathering where we all hang out behind our computers and have fun. Its also a good place to meet new people. I've made a lot of friends through chat, and I'm sure it has worked out that way for others as well.
Without further delay, here are the nominees for Best Chatter.
Loony BoB
Loony BoB basically is EoFF. Now he owns it, furthering his eventual merge with the website, when he will become the first ever human/website hybrid. Sinc he is a such a prominent member of the forum, its great to see him participate so much in chat. He is also holding a draw for people who are active in chat to help encourage participation.
Nicolas
Nicolas is a really fun, easy going guy to chat with. Except when he's not. He can come off a bit rude sometimes, but you can tell he's just joking around and it adds some fun to chat. He is easy to talk to and will chat with anyone who brings up a subject that interests him, which is great for not leaving anyone feeling left out.
noxious.sunshine
noxious.sunshine hasn't been on the forum for very long, but she has already made her presence known. She adds a lot of activity to chat and can be a lot of fun to talk to. She is very friendly and says hello to everyone, making them feel more at home and welcome. She brings a lot of silly and amuxing conversations to the room, as well, which is great.
o_O
A.k.a. Mike. When I think fo Mike I think of chat. He is welcoming, fun, silly, and caring. He's always got an ear for someone who needs it, and I, as well as many others, truly appreciate this quality in him. I honestly believe that chat wouldn't be the same without him. There would be a face shapped void, and everyone would be sad___. They wouldn't even be able sadface, because there would be no face to sad.
Pantz
Pantz is a big reason I was so active in chat. He's fun, friendly, welcoming, kind, and silly. He posts amusing links, pics, and videos. He even posted himself "singing" that I whip my hair back and forth song, and I still chuckle when I think about it. He has been a great, supportive friend and I know that a lot of people feel like they can talk to him.
And those are our nominees for Best Chatter. I think these are all great nominees and we're lucky that chat has so many great people. So for all of you great chatters who weren't nominated, but also deserve recognition, I hope you know who you are, and I hope you know that you are appreciate and that you make chat a better place.
Good luck to all of the nominees!
Shaibana
12-14-2013, 12:13 PM
whaaaaaat, yr already at 18? jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
... maaan, how can i know who won all the others? im not going to search every page here D:
it is starting :excited:
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mike is my bro but he will never win while he is busy being the best chatter for realz
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:18 PM
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18. BEST #EOFF CHATTER
RSL ----- 1
Loony BoB ------ 3
Pantz ---- 6
Noxy ----- 9
Nicolas ----- 9
o_O ------ 10 takes this one, folks.
mike is my bro but he will never win while he is busy being the best chatter for realz
disregard that
congrats mike
I love you
marry me
mike is my bro but he will never win while he is busy being the best chatter for realz
I DUNNO MAN MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK THE THREAD
mike you are a fantastic human being and talking to you in chat is super fun much love forever bro
the grotion is strong with this one
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:21 PM
17. BEST BLOGGER/ARTICLE WRITER
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Aulayna
Locky
Lone Wolf Leonhart
Raistlin
Scotty_ffgamer
Shaibana
ToriJ
So it appears my timing was off and #21 Best Blogger/Article Writer went ahead before I could get my speech prepared. So here it is now, instead, in textual form. Sorry to all of you who wanted to see me again but you'll have to wait until #7 Best Editor (IF I REMEMBER smurf). PS I haven't even seen who won so don't expect bias or w/e smurf you.
This is a stupid award. First of all, blogs on Eyes on Final Fantasy are underutilised. Like, seriously, there's a super great platform, but just -- nobody gives a smurf. And that's sad because a lot of our members have niche areas of interest and are quite clever and there's a lot of great stuff that happens on the blogs, but even the good bloggers don't do it with any sort of regularity and so it's just stagnating and this sentence has gone on for too long. Point: make more blogs, read more blogs, comment more blogs, blogs, blogs, blogs, blogs. How gross is the word blogs?
Secondly, there are like three people that aren't editors that make articles. Like, I don't want to take anything away from the staff but they have an award for doing their job it's called the Highwind and Best Editor and it really makes it hard for those handful of other people to get some real tangible credit for the effort they put in.
The two component parts aren't even equal or related to each other. Like are you seriously going to tell me you believe that anyone could win this on the basis of having a real great blog? Hella no. It's gonna be people working their butts off for the front site and those people are more likely than not gonna be editors and while they deserve all the smurfing praise in the world -- don't even get me started on that, I'm saving it for #7 Best Editor -- but like come on guys what about THE LITTLE GUYS.
So I am sure whoever won the award definitely deserves it but the award is still stupid and I hope that come next Ciddies we can see a dramatic shift in life the universe and everything, incl. how we look at blogging, front sites, and uh, stuff. Yeah. Thank you. Now let me catch up on all this stuff I missed because I am a useless trout.
all of the problems with the ciddies are forgiven after o_O's win
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Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
I fucked up when I wrote that speech but fuck you I was asleep still
Jiro NEVER APOLOGIZE
NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER SURRENDER
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:25 PM
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17. BEST BLOGGER/ARTICLE WRITER
Shaibana ----- 0
Scotty_ffgamer ------ 0
RSL ------ 1
ToriJ ------ 2
Lone Wolf Leonhart ----- 5
Raistlin ------ 6
Aulayna ----- 10
Locky ------- 11 takes this one, folks.
ohhhhhhhhhh that was a close call but GRATS TO LOCKY FOR TAKING THAT ONE
I stand by the fact that staff should get their own award but I love locky on a totally non platonic level
it's okay happy noodle boy and I are basically brothers
totally fine
:jess:
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:29 PM
16. BEST THREAD MAKER
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Aulayna
Jinx
Locky
Psychotic
Shorty
Spooniest
It's hard to say exactly what makes a good thread. I suppose it would be how much discussion it attracts, and the nature of the discussion. I also think that since this is a Final Fantasy Forum, people should try to make some threads in the lower forums as well.
Let's take a look at some of the nominees.
Aulayna
Looking at Aulayna's recently started threads, she has a very good variety. She posts in all different sections of the forum on many different topics. A lot of her threads also have a good number of views and replies. Very good!
Jinx
Jinx also has a lot of variety and a lot of popularity to her threads. You can tell she's really been trying to drum up activity on the lower forums, which is great. She also has a lot of unique thread ideas.
Locky
Locky runs a lot of events, posts a lot of articles, and maintains a very good forum presence. As you can imagine, her started threads are very impressive. They have a lot of responses and interest. Many of them also require a lot of participation, which is great for drumming up activity.
Psychotic
Psychotic has a good number of articles and announcements, which are always great to read. He also has a strong presence in different areas of the forum. His threads are often very amusing and entertaining, and prompt a good amount of discussion.
Shorty
Shorty has less threads in the Final Fantasy section of the forum than some of the other nominees, but she's definitely strong in other areas. She has a lot of fun threads that make people want to post in them. She's also very active in the EC, helping run and organize many of the forum events we love so much.
Spooniest
Spooniest has some controversial threads. He posts a lot in EoEO and a good amount in the lower forms as well. His threads might not always have the most replies, but they sure get people talking!
Good luck to all of the nominees!
ciddies after party anyone
let's start now
I'm already there
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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:33 PM
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16. BEST THREAD MAKER
RSL ---- 1
Locky ----3
Aulayna ---- 4
Jinx ---- 4
Shorty ----7
Psychotic ----- 8
Spooniest ----- 9 takes this one, folks.
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Shaibana
12-14-2013, 12:35 PM
ciddies after party anyone
let's start now
I'm already there
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whats with these random 'quotes'? xD
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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:36 PM
15. BEST FINAL FANTASY FORUMS POSTER
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Bolivar
Elskidor
Hyperallergenic Chie
Jiro
Loony BoB
Pike
The White Wizard of Fynn
Vivi22
The world is veiled in
darkness. The wind stops,
the sea is wild,
and the earth begins to rot.
The people wait,
their only hope, a prophecy....
'When the world is in darkness
Four, erm, eight warriors will come....'
After a long journey, eight
young wariors arrive
each holding an ORB.
These young warriors were
Bolivar, the Squire of Wall of Text
Elskidor, the Dark Knight of Lower Forum Patricipation
Hypoallergenic Chie, the Viera of wtf
Jiro, the Warrior of Passionate Answers
Loony BoB, the Chocobo of Is Totally Into FFXIV Right Now
Pike, the Blitzball of Straightforward and Amusing Posts
The White Wizard of Fynn, the White Wizard of Pertinent Information
and
Vivi22, the Black Mage of Good Taste in Final Fantasy Games
Will they save the lower forums?
The adventure begins...
I'm still really surprised that I got nominated for this one
I care way too much about being nominated for this
it's a nice surprise
humble thanks :)
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE CIDDIES AFTERPARTY YOUR HOSTS TONIGHT ARE PIKE AND JIRO
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:42 PM
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15. BEST FINAL FANTASY FORUMS POSTER
RSL ---- 1
Pike ----- 1
Hypoallergenic Chie ----- 2
Loony BoB ---- 3
Bolivar ----- 5
Jiro ----- 5
Elskidor ----- 7
Vivi22 ------ 8
The White Wizard of Fynn ----- 9 takes this one, folks.
HUGE grats to White Wizard of Fynn, the guy truly deserves it :cheers:
Much congrats to White Wizard of Fynn. The guys is a super bro. Everybody send him usernotes letting him know he's the greatest
Shauna
12-14-2013, 12:44 PM
Yaaaaaay! Congrats to all who have won so far. I will be around sometimes.
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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:45 PM
During this brief interlude, I would like to let you all know about some special titles that are up for grabs tonight!!
Cool Commentator - Will be given to the member who I think makes the coolest commentary of the Ciddies tonight! So start making some smooth comments (not just pics, as fun as they are!) for a chance to win! Chat counts too!
Royally Witty - Will be given to who, imo, makes the funniest comments throughout the ceremony. Chat comments count!
I have no hope of winning these titles but I am happy enough to continue doing my duty as most dedicated spamwhore
I have no hope of winning these titles but I am happy enough to continue doing my duty as most dedicated spamwhore
you and I are in this together bro
maybee
12-14-2013, 12:47 PM
Congrts to all the winners :love:
Lol so late to this.
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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:50 PM
14. BEST GENERAL FORUMS POSTER
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The Nominees:
Calliope
Jinx
Locky
Pike
Psychotic
Shorty
So here we have the speech for Best General Forums Poster. It isn't going to be funny, so you can go ahead and just lower your standards right now!
The nominees for this award contribute a lot to the forum. It may be a Final Fantasy Forum, but a lot of the sense of community happens withing the general forums. It is a place for bonding, talking, making friends. It is a place to post about random subjects to get other people's opinions, a place to tell your own stories and pretend you want to hear the stories of others and weren't just doing it to boast about whatever it is that happened, it is a place of debating and support. Here, you can discuss anything from movies to music to cats to ice cream to that man who keeps stealing your sandals and you can't quite figure out why, but maybe you should start stealing his lawn gnomes. Is that a good idea, EoFF? I don't know. But luckily, I have the forum at my disposal to answer that ridiculous question. Let's take a look at the nominees.
Calliope
I think Calliope is a good nomination. She contributes to many threads and also sometimes brings up alternate points of view that I hadn't considered before. Her posts make you think and feel and care. She isn't afraid to say what needs to be said, and I respect that. She is a great addition to the community.
Jinx
I remember when Jinx joined as fierytempest. She made her presence known and fit right in to the community at an admirable speed. It wasn't long before everyone knew her name, and she knew theirs. She contributes a lot of interesting and funny posts that people enjoy reading.
Locky
Locky is another who came on the site and quickly made friends. She joined shortly before I returned after not having had internet for six months. She hasn't been a member for too long, but already she has contributed a great deal. She writes articles that everyone enjoys, and she runs events, many of which take place in the general forums. The events make the community more involving, fun, and interesting.
Pike
Pike is a member who makes everyone feel welcome and cared for. She is welcoming to everyone, and responds to everyone in a way that makes them feel like they fit in. Which is great for new members. It encourages them to post and grow the community. She makes a lot of interesting threads and posts, and I always look forward to reading what she has to say in the threads.
Psychotic
Psychotic scares me. But his posts are funny and he is friendly if you avoid antagonizing him. I think what he add the most is humor. There are a lot of posts that have made me chuckle in my head, but far fewer that have made me laugh out loud. Psychotic has made a lot of those posts. He brings a unique personality to the forums, and it wouldn't feel the same without him.
Shorty
Shorty has a very strong presence on the forum. She is friends with everybody and engages many people in conversation. She responds to many threads and contributes very positively to a lot of threads, and make it feel like a lighter hearted, friendlier place to post. Her posts are often humorous and amusing, and I, as well as many people, look forward to her input.
So there are our nominees for best General Forums Poster. Good luck to all of the nominees!
I have no hope of winning these titles but I am happy enough to continue doing my duty as most dedicated spamwhore
you and I are in this together bro
I could not ask for a better partner in crime
rock on my robot sistah
rip phoenix rising (was that his name?)
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Calliope
Jinx
Locky
Pike
Psychotic
Shorty
Oh god like
Can you even pick a winner from this bunch
I am very glad to have all of these nominees at EoFF 'cause they are essential to this little soup of ours
and it's not a fucking drink BoB :colbert:
PROUD TO NOT BE A WINNER
PROUD TO KNOW THAT SOUP IS A FOOD AND NOT A DRINK
PROUD TO NOT EVEN BE REMOTELY FUNNY IN THIS THREAD
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silly BoB
smart enough to buy a website
not smart enough to eat soup
I really don't know who to predict for this award I think I'm just gonna go with Calliope
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:55 PM
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14. BEST GENERAL FORUMS POSTER
RSL ---- 1
Locky ----- 4
Calliope ---- 5
Pike ---- 5
Shorty ---- 5
Psychotic ----- 8
Jinx ----- 10 takes this one, folks.
incoming
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edit nevermind Award Princess is a troll under that tiara
Agent Proto
12-14-2013, 12:56 PM
Am I missing anything? I want to say that shion's speeches are very good. She and Jiro pick up the slack when it comes to speeches.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL FIVE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR ME
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I LOVE YOU
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 12:58 PM
What are all of these pictures?
Quite frankly I'm disgusted at this spamming of my prestigious event.
Can you all please stop it immediately, you're meant to be POSTING PRINCESSES!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
49187
ok
I'm on it
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Pumpkin
12-14-2013, 01:00 PM
Am I missing the Ciddies again? Dang.
Congrats to all of the winners!
Great speeches you guys. I hope you're enjoying mine :D
Thanks for doing like half the speeches shion! :) For real that's a lot of work.
Shorty's paradise
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We'll all screech "NERD!" once or twice
Living in a Shorty's Paradise
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:04 PM
13. BEST WRITER :heart:
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Aulayna
Jiro
Locky
Pike
Scotty_ffgamer
O88xSArM804
As I walk through the forum where I'm making my name
I take a look at Daniel Towns and realize he's not so tame
so many hipster princesses man
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Loony BoB
12-14-2013, 01:04 PM
49188
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:04 PM
Omg, AWARD 13!!!!!!!!
oh my god Jiro I can't stop laughing at your speech
Agent Proto
12-14-2013, 01:06 PM
I'm pretty disappointed the Lonely Paper Star hasn't been nominated. Here's to Pike to win! :monster:
Omg, AWARD 13!!!!!!!!
DOES THE WINNER GET THAT SPECIAL TITLE???
Honestly I don't get why Mister Adequate wasn't nominated I mean what the hell he is actually the best writer I've ever met and I'm not just saying that because I'm banging him (because we're not banging)
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:08 PM
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13. BEST WRITER
RSL ---- 1
Scotty_ffgamer ---- 3
Aulayna ---- 5
Locky ---- 7
Pike ----- 8
Jiro ------ 13 takes this one, folks.
Loony BoB
12-14-2013, 01:08 PM
MILF needs to advertise his products more. He is great. I think I nominated him last time around when he did that Fanfic of that zombie game or something.
WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA THAT'S MY BOY
CONGRATS JIRO
I never win this award xD
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:09 PM
Jiro wins Award 13 with 13 votes.
Only Jiro fucking Jaggins could do it.
Give him the title ----- Lucky 13 King
HOLY SHIT HE GOT 13 VOTES ON CIDDIE #13
I am so confused
but hey
I feel so special
thank you :heart:
Pike is the real best writer though (I mean of the nominees c'mon read her books they're great)
also smurf I need you to sign them both sometime
Agent Proto
12-14-2013, 01:10 PM
Congrats Jiro!
you got in that magazine bro you've got such a great future ahead of you with video game reviews everywhere and I don't even know
also fuck I need you to sign them both sometime
come visit again there will be video games and pizza and Civ IV hotseat
also smurf I need you to sign them both sometime
come visit again there will be video games and pizza and Civ IV hotseat
just the best life
this short delay sponsored by australia's shittest export apart from racist :bou::bou::bou::bou:s
http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2010/08/23/18040-a-bottle-of-fosters-beer-stands-near-a-freshly-poured-glass-.jpg
As I walk through the forum where I'm making my name
I take a look at Daniel Towns and realize he's not so tame
Cause I've been calling you nerds for so long that
Even Psychotic thinks that my mind is gone
But I never crossed a nerd that didn't deserve it
NOT calling you a nerd? You know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're walkin and watch all your words
Or you and your homies might just all be nerds
We've been spending most our lives
Living in a Shorty's Paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a Shorty's Paradise
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:18 PM
12. BEST ARTIST
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Agent Proto
black orb
Pete for President
Scotty_ffgamer
Sephiroth
Starlet
ThornQueen
Vivi22
I am sad that nobody nominated me for best artist. My speech is designed to introduce our nominees and demonstrate exactly why you should feel terrible for overlooking my masterful skills. I have drawn our nominees with what I know of them (which is nothing in some cases :aimsad:) including one of me because I deserve to be there just as much -- as you will see! Do your best to guess who is who!
https://db.tt/zGmU1NDT
Agent Proto
12-14-2013, 01:18 PM
I would ttly rep you for that pike, but I am on my phone. :(
http://www.bromygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/nic-cage-001-07162013.png
It's all good Proots :)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcta21v0bn1r45099o1_500.gif
oh man my drawing is just the best
shower me with your praise right here
also I will tell you who is who some time and what my logic is
YES IT IS I am nominating you for best artist next year
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:23 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg
12. BEST ARTIST
RSL ---- 1
Vivi22 ---- 1
Scotty_ffgamer ---- 1
Sephiroth ----- 2
ThornQueen ----- 2
black orb ---- 5
Agent Proto --- 6
Starlet ---- 6
Pete for President ------ 16 takes this one, folks.
I am super proud of our artists particularly proto who has done wonders for our art community
if I was wearing a hat
or any clothes
I would tip it to you sir
I would just like to take a moment here to say that there are some members of this very forum who are never nominated for any Ciddies even though they are lovely, contributing members and have been for years
Here's to you guys, I wish all of you could win in my place
PETE FOR PRESIDENT LANDSLIDE
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/290/c/2/praise_the_sun_by_isvoc-d4d3r9x.png
I would just like to take a moment here to say that there are some members of this very forum who are never nominated for any Ciddies even though they are lovely, contributing members and have been for years
Here's to you guys, I wish all of you could win in my place
yeah signal boost on this
EoFF is full of hidden gems. I know this is super shitty to not be nominated or win or whatever, but we appreciate you existing. It wouldn't be the same without you.
Agent Proto
12-14-2013, 01:25 PM
Just the tip, please.
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:26 PM
11. BEST AV/SIG SET
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Happy Noodle Boy
Mister Adequate
Pike
Shauna
Shiny
Here, we have the nominees for best signature/avatar set. These two awards seem to have been combined in to one, which is a neat idea, because now we can appreciate how well they match.
First up we have Happy Noodle Boy.
http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar10838_47.gif (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/10838.html)http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/MBCsig_zpsebbd7b2d.png
I'm not too familiar with his set, so I'll just go off of what I see. It matches rather well and appears to be in the style of South Park. The character in question seems to be bold and heroic from those pics. They match very well. Overall, I am glad to see Happy Noodle Boy nominated because I know he has made his own signatures. Even if he didn't make this one, which I'm not sure if he did or didn't, it is nice to show appreciation to someone who has a taste for good signature and avatar sets.
Next we have Mister Adequate.
http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar16003_95.gif (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/16003.html)http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/forums/goomyplsfixed_zpsc65e4ff6.png (http://ernston.com/goomyclicker/)
I could describe this myself, but Mister Adequate's description is just so perfect:
Certainly! It was made by my wonderful Pike for me and it features the Pokemon Goomy, who was introduced in X and Y. Goomy is pretty much the best Pokemon ever as you can see, which is why he is my set! Goomy evolves at level 40 into Sliggoo and at level 50 into Goodra, if he levels up while it is raining.
Goomy is love, Goomy is life.
This is a great set. It shows love and passion and also it teaches us stuff because I am so behind on the Pokemon Times. Man I want the new gen Pokemon games :(.
Moving on, we have Pike!
http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar16811_31.gif (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/16811.html)http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/forums/tumblr_mjcum1snSK1r9y691o1_400_zps0ee5629b.gif
Pike has an adorably cute Charmander set. Her Charmander is inside of a Charizard costume, which shows aspiration! Maybe I'm over analyzing it, but it's cute none the less. And then the cute Charmander proceeds to spin around in circles, forever, in our hearts. Pike always has amusing signature/avatar sets.
Next we have Shauna.
Attachment 49085 (http://home.eyesonff.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=49085)Attachment 49086 (http://home.eyesonff.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=49086)
Her set is visually very stunning, just like Okami, the game it was based off of. It matches quite well, and it really pulls you in. It was made by Locky, who is a good friend for making these for people. It really is a very beautiful set. A lot of people go for laughs, but this one brings something different to it.
And finally we have Shiny.
http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar18329_126.gifhttp://i40.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/jg60xf.jpg (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/18329.html)
She definetly has a matching avatar and sig set. It appears to be Nala from the Lion King when she hasn't shaved for a good few years. Well more power to her, I say. Let that beard grow out! Don't conform to societal norms. Your beard is luscious and great. This is indeed a very amusing avatar.
Good luck to all of the nominees!
Loony BoB
12-14-2013, 01:27 PM
Pike's Shorty's Paradise reminds me of a song I wrote for the last CK Ciddies speech but never posted more than the chorus. Here's the full draft... I wasn't finished but I can't remember what part it was that I hadn't got to my liking. So... here's one for foa!
Work it, make it, do it,
Makes her harder, better, faster: foa!
[played in background, continuously:]
Working harder, does it better,
does it faster, makes us stronger
more than ever, never over,
foa's work is never over.
[Chorus:]
Now-now-now that-that could kill me
Could not even scratch foa
Y'all better clean your act up
'cause she won't wait much longer
You know you got to get right now
'cause you can't get much wronger
Or else two thousand and thirteen
That's when you'll get banned by foa
I need foa now
I need foa now
There's some spam tonight
A post with a naked man tonight
Somebody's out flamin' Sam tonight
And who here gives a smurf what mods says, right?
foa, she'll show up, she'll show you the door
Right after she rubs your face on the floor
Don't flame, and don't modwhore
'cause she don't take no trout anymore.
Bow in the presence of greatness
'cause right now thou has forsaken us
So don't go around here takin' piss
She won't put up with your fake trout
Or go ahead go nuts go ape trout
Post about tentacle rape trout
Talk crap to the man who made this
New gospel homey, take six, and take this, haters
[Chorus]
I need foa now
I need foa now
Me likey
I don't know if you think you're a man or not,
If you made plans or not
Cid put foa in the plans tonight
You're trippin', some drink got you startin' fights
But I know that thread put you in front of her
So how the hell could you front on her?
There's a thousand you's, there's only one of her
You're trippin', you're caught up in the moment right?
This is your last Thunderdome night
So we gonna do everything that Dan like
Heard you'll do anything you can for a like
Well I'd do anything for a ban like
And you'll do anything for the limelight
And we'll do anything when the time's right
Ugh, foa, she's makin' it (harder, better, faster, foa-er)
[Chorus]
I need foa now
I need foa now
You know how long foa's been on ya?
Since Spatvark was a site coder
Since Cid was still the site owner
Don't act like I never told you [x6]
CK, she's acing it (harder, better, faster: foa!)
[Chorus]
I need foa now
I need foa now
I need foa now
I need foa now
You know how long foa's been on ya?
Since Spatvark was a site coder
Since Cid was still the site owner
Don't act like I never told you
Never told you
Never told you
Never told you
Never told you
I know Happy Noodle Boy wants this more than he wants anything else in the world. Someone give it to him. (Award Princess, give it to him ;) )
also mad props to shion who I think might have actually done more speeches than me this ciddies which is not an easy task
MAYBE I WILL ACTUALLY WIN THIS ONE
http://cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/18/7VtYHU7.gif
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:30 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg
11. BEST AV/SIGNATURE SET
RSL ---- 1
Shiny ---- 1
Shauna ---- 3
Happy Noodle Boy ---- 7
Mister Adequate ---- 9
Pike ------ 10 takes this one, folks.
MAYBE I WILL ACTUALLY WIN THIS ONE
MAYBE
YAY!!!
Okay, that's it for me. I've won my two Ciddies. Grats to all the future winners :)
http://www.umnet.com/pic/diy/screensaver_s/4/princess-cat-----45636.jpg
so beautiful
http://cdn.visualnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Nicolas-Cage-Disney-Princesses-6-600x449.jpg
Scotty_ffgamer
12-14-2013, 01:33 PM
Yay Pike!
Also, I was really hoping I would have won best artist considering I've definitely never drawn anything and posted it on here.... I guess there are my photographs, though.
Time to go to work... I'd rather stay online and party with Jiro and Pike.
Yay Pike!
Also, I was really hoping I would have won best artist considering I've definitely never drawn anything and posted it on here.... I guess there are my photographs, though.
Time to go to work... I'd rather stay online and party with Jiro and Pike.
You will be sorely missed my friend. I will have some ice cream in your honour.
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:36 PM
10. BEST CUSTOM RANK
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Agent Proto
Calliope
Freya
Jinx
Mirage
Pantz
Pike
Quin
Spuuky
Another speechless Ciddie! Oh well, I mean, I pretty much think I gave out waaaay better Custom Titles during my ceremony, so does that make this award pointless? ;)
What is the meaning of a Custom Rank? Well, it's to show how hip and edgy you can be of course! Maybe you have a colour on it to show that you're specialer than everyone else. Congratulations, would you also like a gold star?
:cool:
Agent Proto
12-14-2013, 01:38 PM
Whaaaaaat!? I was looking forward to the speech!
It's close to miiiiidnight
And there's a member lurking in the dark
Under the foooorum's light
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to screeeeam but thread spam takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeeeeze as this guy looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
Cause this is JIRO, JIRO'S NIGHT
And no one's gonna save you from the spam about to strike
You know it's JIRO, JIRO'S NIGHT
You're fighting for your sense inside the Ciddies Ciddies toniiiight
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:43 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg
10. BEST CUSTOM RANK
Calliope ---- 0
RSL ---- 1
Freya ---- 1
Agent Proto ----- 3
Mirage ----- 3
Pike ----4
Pantz ---- 5
Jinx ----- 5
Spuuky ---- 7
Quin ---- 8 takes this one, folks.
[23:33] Award Jiro> wait
[23:33] ~Award_BoB> so I can melt it down and sell the gold
[23:33] Award Jiro> nobody did the speech
[23:33] Award Jiro> wait
[23:33] Award Jiro> locky wait
[23:33] Award Jiro> let me do a speech
[23:33] ~Award_BoB> do it here
[23:33] ~Award_BoB> we can copy/paste
[23:34] Award Jiro> Okay okay give me like 30 seconds
[23:34] ~Award_BoB> xD
[23:34] AwardPrincess> nah I like what I wrote!
[23:34] * Jinx (Jinx@calindora-d95tf9.cable.rcn.com) has joined #eoff
[23:34] Award Jiro> Custom ranks are an important part of Eyes on Final Fantasy. Where once they were simply a status of longevity, now they are another way to represent your personality to your friends and colleagues.
[23:34] Jinx> I'M HERE GUYS
[23:34] * Jinx is now known as AwardJinx
[23:34] Award Jiro> It's important to show your best side, and sometimes that means imitating everybody else. Imitation is the highest form of flattery after all.
[23:35] Award Jiro> So let's here it for the creative and non creative custom titles among us, and may the best one win!
[23:35] Award Jiro> done
[23:35] Award Jiro> there
Wow. Best General Forums Poster? Thank you so much, guys! I sincerely wasn't expecting to win this one! :3 :heart: :heart: :heart: :flirt:
I walked along the General Chat
I never thought I'd meet a girl like yoooooou
Meet a girl like yooooooou
With all those threads and clever posts
The kind of posts that hypnotize me me throooough
Hypnotize me throooooooough
And she poooosted
She posted all the daaaaay
She just poooosted
And was online alwaaays
I couldn't get away
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:45 PM
9. CUTEST MEMBER
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
fire_of_avalon
Iceglow
Locky
Lumos
noxious.sunshine
Pike
Raine
SuperMillionaire
The Summoner of Leviathan
I'm not gonna lie: I have absolutely no idea where this speech is headed. I have no ideas. I only took it so that I could remind everybody that I am the reigning Cutest Male from last year and as such I feel like it's my responsibility to "pass on the torch" as it were.
There's something kind of interesting about they cutest/sexiest dynamic. In the years where the two haven't been split into separate awards, the nominees are usually just a combination of those who would have otherwise been nominated for one category or the other. Heck, even when both are running, the nominees are largely similar.
I think that says something about the fact that people have different tastes and interpretations of what is cute and what is sexy, and that both are just as equally valid.
Awards based on physical appearance can be kinda troutty though. I mean, even for awards in an internet forum popularity contest. I mean, nobody wants to feel as though they're being told they aren't attractive enough or whatever. That's a surefire way to turn everyone into Rainecloud that one time. I can't remember exactly but Agent Proto and I discussed it and I'm fairly certain that it was Rainecloud and something like Least Mature Member.
But everybody should remember that you're all beautiful in your own way. Don't feel bad if you're not nominated and don't feel bad if you don't win. Just post a lot in the picture threads and people will creepy hit on you, boosting that self confidence sky high.
So while not everybody can be as cute as I am, you're all still winners. Although it seems that since I hit 21 you have all decided I belong in the sexiest categories with the real men. I feel like this category is beyond my grasp but maybe if I take my shirt off enough you will love me more. (Also let me use this opportunity to express my disbelief considering I have not posted a goddamn photo in the picture thread since approximately last year.)
But here is a speech about being cute as a button and I hope the winner will take an adorable picture of pinched cheeks or something like awwww man so
http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Nic-Cage-princess-9.jpg
Pike for cleverest poster of the ciddies you have surpassed me my love
Freya
12-14-2013, 01:46 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e2467e93bd9cd407f4781702fb71d3d/tumblr_mrcixiyPbQ1seyi0do1_400.gif
I'm really surprised I got nominated for this seeing as I never go into the picture thread, much less post anything in there
Looking forward to my one vote from Mister Adequate! :3:
wow what the fuck was I smoking when I wrote that
I didn't even end the last sentence
"so" what?
WHAT JIRO
TELL ME
foa circa beard contest (that heroic member stealing hussy princess)
http://p.im9.eu/funny-disney-princesses-with-beards-6.jpg
There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone on the forum he's still a stranger
With every move he makes another post he makes
Odds are he'll get warned and banned tomorrow
SECRET AGENT QUIN
SECRET AGENT QUIN
They've given you a name change
But Paul won't take away your name
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:52 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg
9. CUTEST MEMBER
Iceglow ---- 0
Lumos ---- 0
RSL ---- 1
SuperMillionaire --- 2
The Summoner of Leviathan --- 3
noxious.sunshine ---- 4
fire_of_avalon ---- 6
Pike ---- 6
Raine ---- 6
Raistlin ---- 6
Locky ---- 8 takes this one, folks.
Wait, I got six votes? Really?? Six people actually think I am cute?
:3:
Locky is a deserving winner. Would pinch cheeks/10
Wait, I got six votes? Really?? Six people actually think I am cute?
:3:
you don't give yourself enough credit girl you are definitely have an adorable/adorkable quality to you :aimkiss:
Agent Proto
12-14-2013, 01:55 PM
Cutest Gamer. That is Pike!
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 01:55 PM
8. SEXIEST MEMBER
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Elanyak
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Locky
Pantz
Shiny
smittenkitten
Sexiest Member Speech
We gather today to honor the Sexy. All kinds from the curvey, the slender, the muscle, you name it. However, sexiness has it's dark side. We may view them as these majestic creatures, but sometimes that which we desire to have could be a curse. A curse with consequences the likes of which you could never imagine happening to you.
Today we do not honor those among us, we honor those beautiful people who have passed. I share with you the stories of those people, or at least what exists of their stories in some cases.
First are two tales of beautiful people that may never have met, but their fates guided by the same dark hand. I present to you the tales of Jiro and Elenyak, as they relate to one Shaley Stone.
Having died of a drug overdose on May 15th, 2014, strange things were uncovered about Shaley Stone, a 22 year old secretary living in Australia at the time, original from Brazil until March of 2013. First of which is the account found in her diary, looked into by police after finding a body, dead for presumably three months, in her homes basement.
June 10th – 2013
Dear Diary,
It's been a bit lonely lately. I believe it's been a year since my last boyfriend dumped me. But now is not the time to dwell on it, I need to do something about it. I've signed up to this dating service, and I'm finishing up my profile right now! Wish me luck.
June 11th – 2013
Dear Diary,
There is this really cute guy I saw there the day I signed up. I messaged him, "Um, hi. My name is Shaley, and you seemed like a pretty funny guy!
..Sorry, I'm not really good at breaking the Ice, I've been a bit antisocial as of late.
So... how are you today?"
...Uhg, he's never going to reply to that. I really should have said something more. ;_;
June 12th - 2013
Dear Diary,
He actually messaged me back! He told a really bad joke, but it was still pretty funny. He seems to really like the outdoors. I don't really get out much, but I want to meet him on some kind of common ground.
“Hi, Shaley :D I find a good way to break the ice is with a terrible joke. You know, like: how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! ...Maybe I'm not quite as funny as you first thought :p
But I am excellent. Today has been a wonderful day. I relaxed and made the most of the lovely weather with a trip to the beach, and now I'm just kicking back enjoying the breeze. I hope your day was just as enjoyable, tell me about it :D”
...Maybe I'll hint that I'm heading out for a stroll in a day or two. Maybe he'll take the bait and offer to come with me!~
June 13th – 2013
Oh man, he didn't take it. ;_;
“The beach is great, apart from the sand. I hate sand, it gets everywhere >( Watching movies is nice though! Boring seems bad until you're super busy and then you just crave a moment to do nothing and let your mind switch off. Too much definitely is tiring in its own way though.
Walking is great, I definitely recommend it. I like to get out and about myself, going for a jog or a stroll. Nature helps your mind and exercise helps your body, so it's a win win!
I haven't heard of Zegar and Evans before, but Youtube shows me that they're pretty catchy. Thanks for the tip :D”
I need to be careful here, I don't want to be too pushy. That's why my last boyfriend left, and and that one didn't end well for me at all. ;_;
Chin up though girl, he's into your music! Let's try this reply, see if I can get him to ask me out in public! :D
“I used their 2525 song for my name when I realized just Shaley was taken. :p
It's good to know you keep yourself in shape! I work in an office all day, so I don't get the chance to go and stretch my legs to often. At least the job pays pretty well though! Never did like the formal dress code though, it's not like I'm in the public eye there or anything! :mad:
I feel like this whole conversation has been bringing up what I like so far though, now I just feel self absorbed. XD
So, other then trips to the beach what do you do? ;P”
Both compliment him and let him know I'm both casual and well off? This is sure to spark his interest!
Now I just need to find a way to keep it!
June 13th – 2013 Entry 2
He's already messaged back! This is great! ^_^
“I hope they give you casual fridays some times!
What do I do? Hmm. That's tough! I've been working a lot lately too; I'm a freelance writer and editor, so I get to work with all sorts of different documents and people. It can be fun, but really tiring too, especially at the moment -- it's hard to build a client list! But I'm really enjoying it, so I think I found what I love to do :3 “
Oh, he's a creative type! I can't just do something dumb for a date, we have to do something creative!
...Oh, but I'm not the creative type. ;_;
...Is it okay to start with something boring? I mean when we learn more about each other we can start doing the exciting stuff! I'm sure I won't have to resort to anything extreme like last time. This guy seems nice, funny, and sweet. Yeah, I'm sure it'll all work out well. A date this friday it is!
“Nah, they are stingy there. I do get a Friday off a month though! This month is tomorrow! ^_^
And while you are a creative guy it would seem, I was wondering....
If you would mind a slightly un-creative first date over coffee?”
Oh please work. >_<
June 13th – 2013 Entry 3
OH NO HE DOESN”T LIKE COFFEE! ;_;
“I, somewhat surprisingly, don't drink coffee, but I am more than happy to meet up with you. Do you have any favourite coffee shops? “
No I don't I DON'T EVEN LIKE COFFE! But I can't say I dont' like it. He still wants to meet up though, so this should be salvageable!
“Not really, I don't care what it is we get, coffee just seemed like the normal thing to say. And I can't have you thinking I'm to crazy! :p
WE can always go to Milk Cafe! I've not been there yet though, so I can't guarantee it will be good!”
I can't screw this up again. I won't let this one go!
June 13th – 2013 Entry 4
OH GOD HE SAID YES! Just need to pull this off!
June 15th – 2013
Dear Diary,
I didn't right yesterday cause I was too nervous too! We went out and I think I was really really clingly. >_< And yet I didn't even give him my number! Gah! Stupid Stupid Stupid!
I'd rather him think I look stupid then that I didn't like him though! So I guess I'll just message him again. No way I'm going to keep him if I keep coming across as this spacey though!
I didn't want to, but maybe I'll need to pull out the big guns early! Chin up girl! Give him your number, and invite him over some night next week! NO! Not night! That may make it to suspicious that something is up! Saturday Afternoon then!
“I had a lot of fun! Sorry I got a bit clingy though, I had a relationship end because they said I was too distant, and I have a bad habit of trying to hard now. >_<
And I don't want you to think I didn't give you my number on purpose, I was just really nervous is all, I haven't been out with anyone in close to a year now! Crazy, right? :P ###-####
So, I was hoping this coming week we could do something a bit more relaxing. I picked up a couple movies, and was kind of wondering.... if maybe you could come over and watch them with me? Not late at night or anything, inviting you over then would just make me feel like I was being creepy or something. XD
Sometime in the afternoon next Saturday perhaps? “
June 16th – 2013
Dear Diary,
“I would love to. So long as you won't feel too bored watching more movies :) Also: don't stress, I had a really great time! I'll see you on Saturday then, looking forward to it ;)“
YES! It worked! I won't make the same mistakes I did last time either, waiting until it's to late! This time I act early. ^_^
Video footage from Shaleys home.
Start Video --
“There we go, all set!” she said as the grainy film cam came on, “It'll be nice to capture our secnd date!” as she said that a knock came out her door. Quikly fixing up her hair she ran over and answered.
The web cam was currently monitoring the couch as the two spoke.
“Hi, come on in!”
“Good to see you again Shaley, what were we watching?”
“Oh, just a couple 90's action movies I picked up, something easy to talk over without missing to much.”
“Great!”
“Here, have a seat and I'll get us some soda from the fridge, anything specific?”
“Nah, whatever is fine.”
They enter into view of the camera, Jiro sitting down while Shaley continued walking. She came back and the two drank their soda's from their glasses, time going on Jiro quickly seemed to be getting more and more tired.
“I'm sorry, I'm starting to feel a bit drowsy,” Jiro said, starting to stand up, “I think I should probably go home and ly down.”
“No, maybe I should be the one to apologize,” sighed Shaley standing up, “I'm sure you'd never stay with me for long, so I took measures to ensure you would.”
Looking confused, Jiro stumbled back words off to the camera, unable to keep his balance. A large thud could be heard.
End Video----
Upon further investigation they found not only the diary of Shaley Stone, but the diary of a previous case, the disappearance of one Elanyak. We leave in only those entries relevant to his relationship with Shaley Stone. .
April 14th - 2012
“I felt bad for Shaley, she was a sweet girl and all, but I'm just not feeling it anymore. I'll try to let her off light, but I do hope she does well for herself. Let's see how it goes I guess.”
May 16th - 2012
“Okay, this is getting crazy. She keeps calling me and trying to get back together. It's been a month now, and I'm getting sick of this. I'm going to have to be cold about this. Try to tell her I never really cared, maybe say she's a prude, tell her she's to cold and distant. It's mean, but she needs to get over me so both of us don't have to deal with this any more.
May 25th – 2012
“What the hell, I called the cops, and the didn't take me seriously. They say she's to sweet and small a girl to have been the one to slash my damn tires. I wouldn't have went out with this girl so long had I known she was such a mental case!”
Investigation confirmed that he did in fact file a report on Shaley Stone the night of May 23rd, and that Shaley had been questioned and released the afternoon of May 24th.
May 30th – 2012
“I've had it with this trout. I finally agreed to meet with the dumb bitch. I need to get this crazy woman out of my life once and for all, and if screaming at her is going to be enough to finally end this, so be it. “
Reports from the night of May 30th, 2012 have neighbors saying the conversation was actually rather civil after he got they, They watched because when he arrived at the home he seemed angry, and worried those near by who cared about Shaley's saftey. Apparently after she opened the door, tension seemed to die, and he was offered a drink before leaving. None seemed to think to report anything, though later shortly after Elanyak died in a fatal car crash, landing in a nearby river. No Autopsy had been preformed, and the crash was assumed to have been an accident. Questioning Elanyaks mother, who was the one who last had Elanyak's diary, she said she agreed to let Shaley take it, and seemed unaware the two had broken up at all due to her and her son not being on regular speaking terms.
Another such tale gathered together is that of the departed Locky. Obsessed with her beauty, a man went to extreme lengths for her, never revealing himself until the crazed and crackpot end. All that remained by the end was the News paper articles chronicling the investigation.
Locky - News Articles
Bizzare string of Deaths – Suspect unknown April 5th, 2013
Over the past few months, several people in the local area have been discovered dead. While the deaths may not have been preformed in similar fashions, Police have talked to a handful of people all of whom knew the victims of the acts. None of them seemed to have any clue. The most recent murder, however left only one person connected to the each crime. To protect her Identity, for the duration of this article we shall refer to her as Locky.
Her manager at a Local Retail store was the last person found. Others so far have included friends of hers, as well as co-workers. However, after extended questioning and checking for Alibis, Police released her from custody, officially stating that she had no part in the murders.
A message in the graveyards – April 19th, 2013
A new development has occurred when strange reports of graves being tampered with. Strange words, written in Latin we are told, had been carved into the backs of several head stones. Without any one on hand able to properly speak latin, the police managed to piece something together using a google translater. “Et destruent muros tuos, et veniet.,” the message left on the stones, translated roughly too “
And he shall break down thy walls, and it will come.” It is currently unclear as to whether or not the phrase was written in proper Latin.
Police currently have no leads.
Locky, once again at the center – April 25th, 2013
Locky, the girl originally questioned in regards to the serial murder case, is now under question once more after the death of her current Partner, who shall be refereed to as Happy Noodle Boy. Unable to provide any insight, police are convinced the culprit is someone she know, and have started monitoring her day to day activities with her consent. Thus far, nothing has turned up.
An unexpected turn of events - May 19th , 2013
This time on the list of victims was none other then Locky herself. Dissapearing back on May 5th, she was gone from her home with two nearby officers found dead in the bushes. While pictures were not released to the press, in on official statement local authorites revealed Locky, as well as a currently unidentified man, were found. Locky, in question, was mutilated and torn appart. The Mysterious individual seemed to have been poisoned. Signs on the scene suggest he took it voluntarilly.
An end to the crimes – May 31st, 2013
The Identify of the victim was discovered. His home was found full of the news clippings from any of the stories murders, as well as several photographs and hand written logs all involving Locky. Bizarre Poetry was written with her as the subject, going into graphic details of violent acts against her. Believed to be a sadomasochist, it seems that he had been successfully stalking her from the shadows for the past year.
Here we see another, Phil and his girlfriend Tara (Lets not confuse them for the others, these are TOTALLY different people), a tape of footage titled “I'll take your dare” was found. Unsure of who this dare was made with, or why they had they camera, Phil was there in regards to the rumors of ghosts who hungered for the body of a man.
Found Footage in a small abandoned building on the outskirts of town!
“Run!” cried a voice behind the camera.
“Phil, we need to get out of here!” cried Tara as she nearly stumpled over herself running down the rotting hallways.
“I didn't think this would happen! It was just a ghost story!” Phil looked back with the Camera, seeing nothing coming, “Wait, where did she go!?” and with that a scream was heard from the behind him. Turning around swiftly, he saw a ghostly claw impaled through Tara, coming out her back.
“NO!” he dropped the camera and ran towards her. Within the frame of the camera, Tara's body falls to eh floor, and ghostly legs with covered with rags could be seen behind her fallen body.
Phils movement halted as the ghostly legs moved forward, “come now, we have been alone for so long,” the voice echoed everywhere with a soft tone.
Another ghost could be seen on camera rising through the floor. Her blue and transparent frame quickly rose through the ground. The legs of Phil seem to show signs of struggling, implying the ghost was restraining him, “we have been lonely for so long,” the ghost said as it pulled Phil violently to the ground.
The image on the camera blurred heavily from the shock, only to begin coming into focus as several set s of ghostly hands rose from the floor, wrapping around his limbs and torso. The first ghost could bee seen lowering herself over him. Her face, while ghostly, seemed to be rotting and pealing as she brushed Phils cheek, “Alone for to long indeed.”
Battery dead.....
Sometimes, Ugliness can drive mad men to extremes. For example, I give you the legend of the man named Pantz, whose beauty these people craved above all else, hoping that it could help them achieve a place in the world. The extremes they went to... Well I shall let you see for yourself.
“My brothers!” Cried a robed man, surrounded by others bearing the same garments, “We have captured him!”
“Krystic! You have yet to tell us why we need this Pantz fellow! Mynerva and Tarantio nearly died trying to capture him!”
“Yes, and Ceridwen and I have been up all night preparing your ritual!”
“Calm down Kenjin, we may have been up all night working, but don't let Maelinc here work you into a fervor, I'm sure brother Krystic has good reason for doing what he has done.”
“What are you talking about!” Cried Pantz, tied up to a cross in the center of the circle, naked save the loin cloth covering his groin.
“Silence Pantz!” Krytic yelled, “You do not understand what it is to be like us!”
“Yes, you who were born beautiful!” Maelinc continued.
“We wish to possess your beauty, the fabled Beauty of the Lovely Pantz, loved by all who know him,” Krystic continued.
“What are you talking about? That is just me and my friends joking, there is no reason to keep me here!” Pantz cried in protest.
“If I may interject,” Tarantio added in, “I suspect you wish us to gain his beauty, yet you have not told us how. The ritual has been done to your orders, so perhaps it is time to tell us what we must do now.”
“Very well Tarantio, the ritual is one that allows the transference of ones essence through the flesh.”
“You mean for us too.. eat him?” questioned Mynerva.
“She is new, Krystic,” Ceridwen said, “I don't think she was been part of these rituals before. It's not surprising she didn’t' know.”
“Very fortunate then, come forward, Mynerva, and take the first bite! Allow his beautiful aura to seep into your very being!”
Nervous, Mynerva stepped forward looking on to the eyes of Pantz and says, “I'm sorry, but I wish for nothing more then to join the ranks of the Beautiful people,” and with that she bends in, sinking her teeth deep into his right shoulder.
Pantz lets out a loud shriek of pain as the rest of the coven steps ever closer, descending upon him like a flock of vultures. For several minutes the cave was filled with the cries of Pantz as his body was chewed away by the mouths of his fellow humans, until the echoes were no more.
And finally, a tale of two people. These were people you would think could understand each other, people who both share the genes of the Sexy and beautiful. However, we shall see not only can such a thing bring about trouble from others, but how one can become obsessed with themselves, and the disastrous mental state such a person can be in. Currently in the hospital, smitten recounts the events of the previous night with an officer.
We were getting back from a club. It was fun, though Shiny seemed to actively scaring guys off who started hitting on us. It gets kind of tiring, but whatever, it was still a fun night out. It had been a few years since BoB died, and I had just started getting out again. I was kind of surprised by how much Shiny had been there for me since then.
Anyway, we had gotten back as I said, a bit tipsy from the drinking still. I tried telling her those guys weren't that bad, but she insisted I was a beautiful person, and that my standards should be so low. At first I thought it was sweet, until I joked that perhaps she was just jealous.
She seemed to get very sincere when she said she was. I didn't really know how to react at first, as she leaned in towards me. Though before anything happens I stood up, nervously straightening out my dress. I quickly brushed off the incident as we had been drinking and tried laughing it off as I walked to one of the hotel rooms beds.
Shiny walked towards me, insisting that she wasn't joking. All I could do was tell her she was just a friend to me, and that I just couldn't see her as more. It was here she started getting frustrated, and frightening. It wasn't long before we started arguing, and then Shiny started freaking out screaming about how much she had been there for me.
I tried telling her how much I appreciated that, but couldn't help not feeling the same, and that's when she flipped. It's hard to recal word for word what she said, but I distinctly remembered hearing 'I poisoned towns because he was never good enough for you'.
She was claiming to have killed BoB? That didn't make sense, I hadn't even known Shiny well at the time. But as Shiny began getting more and more physcial and aggressive, the confusion was being replaced with fear. She started throwing things around, breaking mirrors and vases in the room.
I ran, there was nothing else I could do. I still wasn't entirely aware of what I was doing, still a bit drunk, and ended up out on the rooms balcony. I turned to see Shiny right behind me. She violently pressed me up against the railing, putting her face directly in front of mine. I was to scared to understand her, but before she could even do anything the railing began to give.
Before I could say anything it had broke, and me and Shiny began tumbling towards the ground. I could barely register what was going on, though I swear she grabbed me and held me close. I couldn't understand the words she whispered.
Next thing I woke up in the hospital. They told me Shiny absorbed most of the impact, and that she didn't make it. I'm... I'm sorry, but I'm done talking about it.
And there you have it my friends. The dark side of being beautiful.
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And I came home
Like a stone
And fell heeeeeeavy into my chair
These times of boredom
On this site where we all post
Will blow awaaaaaaay
When Locky starts to host
AND I WILL VOTE I WILL VOTE FOR YOU
[crazy banjo solo]
I WILL VOTE I WILL VOTE FOR YOU
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 02:01 PM
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8. SEXIEST MEMBER
RSL ----- 1
Elanyak ----- 1
Happy Noodle Boy ----- 1
smittenkitten ----- 3
Jiro ------ 6
Shiny ------ 6
Pantz ---- 8
Locky ---- 10 takes this one, folks.
I would like to congratulate Award Princess on 5000 posts
Shauna
12-14-2013, 02:03 PM
Congratulation! You are winner!
I was going to get laid if I won that award EoFF
do you even know
do you even understand how long it has been
this is not Chris-the-two-days-man stuff
fuck
fuck
I hate you all
:(
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 02:06 PM
7. BEST NEWBIE
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
LocoColt24
Mr. Shauna
noxious.sunshine
Raine
SirPrizes
ToriJ
Valerna
Being a newbie sucks. You post an introduction thread and everybody makes strange jokes and asks you creepy questions. You don't post an introduction thread and nobody knows who the hell you are. You can't win as a newbie.
Except you can. And we see it all the time. Everybody was a newbie once. Every person who has carved out a place in Eyes on Final Fantasy's virtual landscape has done it through one of two ways:
1) Being yourself
or
2) Being smurfing mental
I think the most important aspect of being a newbie is remembering not to take it too seriously. Chill out, have fun, and just enjoy the company of all these other nutjobs. Be brave and talk to people; they're actually pretty friendly. Join in on events, even if you don't understand them. Don't ask Loony BoB for anything; he's a constant disappointment, even though he is the "eternal newbie".
Eyes on Final Fantasy began with newbies, and without newbies over the years, Eyes on Final Fantasy would have stagnated. Major props to the old farts who have stuck it out and are still posting here over a decade later, but much of EoFF today was influenced by the young bloods, and for that we are grateful.
So, newbies, remember that you are all winners -- even though one person is a bigger winner -- and that you have a role to play at EoFF, even if it's just making poo jokes.
ToriJ ------ 2
Man, just one more vote and I would have the exact same number of vote totals as my actual age.
Some nights I stay up posting in the Ciddies thread
Some nights I just go to bed
Some nights I wish that my posts could build a castle
Some nights I wish I'd just get repped
But I still show up and I still see your posts
Oh Cid I still don't know what I'm posting fooooooor
What do I post for
What do I post for
Most nights I don't know
Anymoooooooooooooooooooorrrreeeeeeeeeeeoooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee
http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121228173215/glee/images/2/21/Images-article-2012-09-16-channel-ten-glee-crying.gif
Agent Proto
12-14-2013, 02:09 PM
:o spoilers!
Shauna
12-14-2013, 02:09 PM
Poor Jiro.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06o4dSga01rnnytko1_500.jpg
If you change your mind I'm still first in line
Hey guys I'm still free
Cast some votes for me
If you vote me let me know cause I'll be around
And I'll vote for you as well when you're feeling down
When I'm all alone listed with those better noms
Baby I'm still free
Cast a vote for me
Gonna post my very best and it ain't no lie
Put my to the test and I'll show you how I fly
Cast a vote for me
(That's all I ask of you honey)
Cast a vote for me
YOU DON'T KNOW MY STORY
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7pux7UoY1rnnytko1_r1_500.jpg
does anyone else know what's happening in the rest of the forums right now?
I feel kind of disconnected
edit: palindromic post 23432
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the thread to goooo
Where they post the right pictures, getting in the mood
Cause some of the speeches are lewd
Anybody could be that guuuuuuyyyyyy
Night is young and the posts are hiiiiigh
With imagination everything is fine
You're in the mood to post
And when you post the most...
You are the CIDDIES QUEEN
Young and sweet
Only seventeen!
CIDDIES QUEEN
Feel the beat from the tambourine!
You can vote, you can jive
Having the time of your life
See that host, watch that scene
Digging the Ciddies Queen
Shauna
12-14-2013, 02:22 PM
:up: to all Pike's little songs. Totally a'shooin' for Best Writer next time!
where are the ciddies
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Loony BoB
12-14-2013, 02:23 PM
Pike's going for a title shot!
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 02:25 PM
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7. BEST NEWBIE
Valerna ----- 0
RSL ------- 1
Mr Shauna ---- 2
Raine ----- 4
SirPrizes ---- 4
LocoColt24 ----- 8
noxious.sunshine ---- 9
ToriJ ----- 12 takes this one, folks.
Dat Matt
12-14-2013, 02:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ioBQT7dc8&feature=youtu.be#t=49
Gracious loser face.
I paid good money for this dang revelations
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjo8cMIFO1r6z29oo9_1280.jpg
oh snap ToriJ totally not a surprise but totally deserving winner
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 02:26 PM
Wow Ciddies hi gang.
Congratulatuons Tori! See! I'm up-to-date!
Also a huge congratulations to The White Wizard of Fynn, a very worthy winner. Also a honkin' great 'grats to Jinx for beating me in Best General Poster. I think I've come second in 4 awards now! :lol:
Shauna
12-14-2013, 02:26 PM
Congrats! :D
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 02:27 PM
Congratulations so much, ToriJ! You're a wonderful new member and a real asset to our community.
Congrats to everyone who was nominated. A bunch of good names up there, and I hope that everyone sticks around for a good long time.Couldn't agree more with these words.
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 02:27 PM
6. BEST REGULAR
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Bunny
Hyperallergenic Chie
Jinx
Scotty_ffgamer
Shaibana
eslGw7uLTLc
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 02:29 PM
Jiro: The Nudist Years.
Oh, well, gee -face turns red-
Even with my clothes off I STILL CAN'T WIN SEXIEST FUCK
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 02:32 PM
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6. BEST REGULAR
RSL ---- 1
Bunny ----- 2
Shaibana ---- 2
Hypoallergenic Chie ---- 9
Scotty_ffgamer ---- 13
Jinx ----- 14 takes this one, folks.
Shauna
12-14-2013, 02:33 PM
Congrats Jinx! :} Regular joe.
omg look how close that was!
A VERY well-deserved second for scotty :3:
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 02:35 PM
I put a Jinx on you.
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 02:35 PM
5. BEST VETERAN
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Agent Proto
Calliope
Flying Mullet
Jiro
Miriel
Quin
Sephex
The Summoner of Leviathan
Best Veteran is an award honoring those who have been with the site since nearly the beginning. Indeed, a lot of the people who've been nominated or won this award in the past were part of EoFF since its inception. They've stuck with EoFF over the years, left and returned. Many of the people nominated today have met their spouses, made friends, travelled, moved, had their lives changed all because of their time at EoFF.
But they haven't just asked what EoFF can do for them, but what they can do for EoFF. There is not one person on this list who is completely deserving of winning this Ciddie. Many of them have put time, effort, and work into making EoFF the place it is today. If these Veterans hadn't stuck around, EoFF might not be the place we know it as. I know that personally, every member who is nominated has touched my life in some way. These members are the foundation of our community.
Congrats to the winner, and congrats to all the nominees. No matter who wins, you are all beloved members of this community, and it wouldn't be the same without you. Here's to you and your many years with EoFF. May you have many more!
I put a Jinx on you.
groan
Shauna
12-14-2013, 02:35 PM
I put a Jinx on you.
And now you're mine...?
Narrator: The awesome battle ended with the victory of... Jinx!
There is not one person on this list who is completely deserving of winning this Ciddie.
:erm:
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 02:37 PM
Don't be hatin' you guys :love: Also yeah echoing the sentiments about Scotty, dude is a beast too.
Is this finally Sephex's time?!
Shauna
12-14-2013, 02:37 PM
xD
Scotty_ffgamer
12-14-2013, 02:38 PM
Snuck a peak on my phone at work. Don't tell anyone. Thanks to everyone who has voted for me and nominated me for some of these awards! Thank you to everyone who didn't. You are all great!
I really didn't think this would be that close.
I love everyone but please Sephex please
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 02:39 PM
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5. BEST VETERAN
RSL ---- 1
Flying Mullet ---- 2
Miriel ---- 2
Jiro ---- 5
Quin ---- 5
Calliope ---- 6
The Summoner of Leviathan ----- 6
Sephex ---- 7
Agent Proto ----- 8 takes this one, folks.
Loony BoB
12-14-2013, 02:40 PM
'grats, pr00t!
8/7/6/6 really close :o
Shauna
12-14-2013, 02:40 PM
Congrats Proto!
Deserving second too! Should be Sephex's tag line or something. xD
http://image1.8ball.co.uk/catalog/product/cache/1/image/217x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/n/snaaaaake_-_blk_girls_cu_4_1.jpg
Sephex?
SEPHEX?
SEEEEEEEEEEEPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 02:40 PM
DROP A PROTO-N BOMB ON HIM!
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 02:42 PM
4. BEST EDITOR
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Aulayna
Faris
Freya
Goldenboko
Locky
Pike
Raistlin
theundeadhero
O09s2YDQWDs
Madame Adequate
12-14-2013, 02:43 PM
These are quite the Ciddies.
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 02:45 PM
God damnit someone buy that man a shirt.
I do own clothes I just choose not to wear them
sue me
clearly I'm not SEXY ENOUGH FOR YOU
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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 02:45 PM
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4. BEST EDITOR
Goldenboko ---- 0
theundeadhero ---- 0
RSL ---- 1
Faris ----- 1
Pike ---- 1
Raistlin ---- 3
Freya ---- 7
Locky ---- 10
Aulayna ----- 15 takes this one, folks.
Loony BoB
12-14-2013, 02:47 PM
Congrats to Aul the winners.
Pike ---- 1
Thanks Huxley :heart: :3:
Congreats, Aulayana, and the nominees and all the other winners and nominees so far that I forgot to congrats last time because memory.
Congrats to Aul the winners.
-NuONuafxwk
Shauna
12-14-2013, 02:47 PM
Congrats Aulayna! :}
The lot of you do a good job - May all of you continue to! :heart:
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 02:48 PM
3. BEST CID'S KNIGHT
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
fire_of_avalon
Mister Adequate
Pike
Shauna
Shiny
Shorty
http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/Pauw-and-Steve_zpsea541432.png (http://s863.photobucket.com/user/morewrasslin/media/Pauw-and-Steve_zpsea541432.png.html)
PROUDLY PRESENT:
"Best Cid's Knight" (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ag1A2jinKc)
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 02:49 PM
Congrats to Aul the winners.
get out
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 02:52 PM
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3. BEST CID'S KNIGHT
Shiny ---- 0
RSL ----- 1
Mister Adequate ---- 2
Pike ------ 6
Shauna ----- 6
fire_of_avalon ----- 8
Shorty----- 15 takes this one, folks.
Holy landslide Sarah!
Told you all that she always wins it :p
Shauna
12-14-2013, 02:54 PM
Thanks for all the votes guys!
Congrats Shorty! Keep up all that hard work so the rest of us don't have to do anything. ;)
I want a podcast of Pauw & Steve
Full on podcast
Loony BoB
12-14-2013, 02:54 PM
Congrats, Shorty!
Still listening to this amazing speech. xD
Madame Adequate
12-14-2013, 02:55 PM
I love how Steve didn't say one word about Pike and just ranted about twitter.
Ahahaha I am the worst CK
this speech
Iceglow for best member
fucking hell Psychotic how did you line this up
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 02:55 PM
Sarah knocked it out of the park!
Also thanks for the rep - you should also rep Aaron Freed furiously staring at your hamburger, for he is of course the other half of this interview - the funny half, too! It's not me talking to myself! ;)
Madame Adequate
12-14-2013, 02:58 PM
Sarah isn't actually a good CK though all she does is call everyone nerds
Like, if you want a useless CK who does nothing then vote for me
If you want a good CK who does stuff then vote for literally anyone else
You goddamn nerds, now she's going to get a picture of Daley Thompson tattooed on her right arsecheek or something
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 02:59 PM
I want a podcast of Pauw & Steve
Full on podcastI'll do you one better: EWF: Thunderdome - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2cvDejBC8c&feature=youtu.be)
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 02:59 PM
2. BEST ADMIN/DEV/TECH ADMIN
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:
The Nominees:
Aulayna
Del Murder
Dr Unne
Loony BoB
o_O
Pantz
Psychotic
Samuraid
Shlup
Hang fire. Having some technical difficulties here!! Pantz? o_O?..... Dare I ask.... Loony BoB? I need some help over here!!!
God, really there's just no speech to be had because nobody even knows what the Admins do.
The admins do nothing except plot on how to buy the site out from underneath each other
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 03:02 PM
Dev and Tech Admin are code words for "People who actually do stuff".
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyusbhiVAK1qao5y5o4_500.gif
Spooniest
12-14-2013, 03:05 PM
I nominate--what, nominations are over?
Go Shlup! Or whoever, I don't really care too much
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 03:05 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg
2. BEST ADMIN/DEV/TECH ADMIN
Samuraid ---- 0
RSL ----- 1
Shlup ---- 1
Del Murder ---- 2
o_O ---- 3
Aulayna ---- 4
Pantz ---- 5
Loony BoB ---- 6
Psychotic ---- 6
Dr Unne ----- 10 takes this one, folks.
what a quick win for the man
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 03:06 PM
HIGHWINDSSSSSSSSSS
Shauna
12-14-2013, 03:06 PM
Yay Unne! Thanks for fixing the wiki! That'll sail you through Best Admin/Dev for years to come.
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 03:07 PM
"That one Ciddies where I kept coming second" xD In such illustrious company I am proud to come second.
Congratulations Dr Unne. Truly deserved.
Loony BoB
12-14-2013, 03:08 PM
Dr Unne last won Best Administrator in August 2001, when it wasn't even called the Ciddies, but the EoFF Awards. Congrats on regaining your long lost title! :D
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 03:08 PM
HIGHWIND AWARD FOR FORUMS STAFF
SHORTY
The forums staff has had a pretty active time in this past six months, particularly in the more recent months in which we've had more than the normal share of things to talk about. It's been a huge amount of work and I'm not gonna deny having a headache or two over all the crap I've had to deal with. Reading through all those threads and still finding the time to post in the public threads has been a struggle for myself, and I've skipped a lot of threads because of it, unfortunately.
I'm pretty sure, however, that Shorty has not skipped a single bloody General forum thread at all. I'm fairly certain of this because she seems to have made 50% of the posts in the general forums over the past six months... if people ever thought you couldn't get enough of our reigning "Nicest Member" (Nicest Member my butt, she's so mean to me!), they might change their mind because damn, she's everywhere! She's even visited my residence. That's how everywhere she is! But seriously, Sarah is my best friend and I've been delighted with how she's taken to the staff forum and staff activities. She's been hosting events, generating activity, bitching about staff policy in the staff forums and making sure we all do our job.
Here's to Shorty! Congrats on receiving the Highwind Award for Forums Staff!
Speech by Loony BoB
:ciddie: :ciddie:
Psychotic
12-14-2013, 03:10 PM
Unne had my vote for Best Admin and Shorty had my vote for the Highwind so some worthy winners all round :)
Loony BoB
12-14-2013, 03:11 PM
That Highwind speech was written by Iceglow.
EDIT: Aww, you added my name.
Madame Adequate
12-14-2013, 03:12 PM
I don't think Shorty won that.
what a NERD
gj
sharty
shartser
sharty's knight
highshart
shartswind
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 03:15 PM
HIGHWIND AWARD FOR SITE STAFF
AULAYNA
Aulayna and I share a bit of a rivalry, but also a friendship. I like to think I know her pretty well, and I know why she does the things that she does for this site. Because she loves it. She loves Eyes on Final Fantasy, and it's so obvious. In just one short year as a Staff Member, Aulayna has swept the Editor awards twice, and taken two Highwinds.
If there is any member of staff on here that has worked harder for the site, and showed as much devotion as she has, then maybe they deserve this award too. Aulayna is truly someone remarkable to Eyes on Final Fantasy, and I think we can all aspire to be a bit like her - whether it's just getting a bit more organised with our time, or just talking to those around us.
There are so many things she does and she just doesn't even mention them - she just does it and that's it. She doesn't want limelight or credit, she just wants to make EoFF a better place, and that's why she has this award for the second time.
Congrats on receiving the Highwind Award for Site Staff! (again!)
Speech by Locky
:ciddie: :ciddie:
congrats Aulayna
your efforts clearly do not go unnoticed
keep it up :jiro:
Loony BoB
12-14-2013, 03:17 PM
Congrats, Aul! Back to back wins!
oh my god Psychotic that video is destroying me ahhahahahaha
Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-14-2013, 03:17 PM
Is everyone ready for the big finale?
Also congrats to Aul and also to Shorty for breaking my Highwind win streak (:stare:)
Shauna
12-14-2013, 03:18 PM
Nope.
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