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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 04:25 PM
Welcome to the FRIDAY 13th CIDDIES REVELATIONS!

The votes have been counted... Are you ready?

Are you steady?


Let's get the party started!!!!

Denmark
12-13-2013, 04:26 PM
congrats to all the winners.

Shaibana
12-13-2013, 04:27 PM
lets hear it ^^

Loony BoB
12-13-2013, 04:36 PM
:excited:

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 04:36 PM
Lucky for some!

Sephex
12-13-2013, 04:37 PM
Popping in, as promised! ;)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 04:38 PM
Aaaaaaannnnndddd

I have a little surprise for you all.

To anybody in the revelations tonight receives 13 votes, they will get a SPECIAL PINK TITLE!!

Lucky Number 13

If they wish to have it, of course! :D

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 04:40 PM
Then I guess it truly is lucky for some!

Sephex
12-13-2013, 04:42 PM
I will state right now that I would be down with two pink titles, if possible. :cool:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 04:42 PM
In fact, I'm being SO generous, that i will allow the 13th post in the thread to also get a hold of a Lucky Number 13 title!

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 04:43 PM
Nobody is gonna want to make that 12th post!

Sephex
12-13-2013, 04:44 PM
I'll be generous too. Go for it, random person.

Jinx
12-13-2013, 04:45 PM
I'm predicting a Sephex Sweep

Denmark
12-13-2013, 04:45 PM
you would get the 13th post

Shaibana
12-13-2013, 04:45 PM
:D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 04:45 PM
SOMEONE SLAP IT ON HER!!!

Denmark
12-13-2013, 04:46 PM
so you're saying i should slap her?

Jinx
12-13-2013, 04:46 PM
SOMEONE SLAP IT ON HER!!!

Just the way I like it

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 04:46 PM
I'm predicting a Sephex SweepIt's finally his year.

Jinx
12-13-2013, 04:46 PM
Guys guys

It's not FRIDAY the 13th

It's F5DAY the 13th

Denmark
12-13-2013, 04:49 PM
not enough posts

especially not ones with AWARD REVELATIONS

Sephex
12-13-2013, 04:49 PM
I'm predicting a Sephex SweepIt's finally his year.

That guy is a jerk hole.

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 04:50 PM
The End of The Trucks is Nigh.

Denmark
12-13-2013, 04:52 PM
rip trucks

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 04:52 PM
My heart has broken, Psychotic Walrus. You have wounded my very soul.

Only a new pink title can salve this cut.

Denmark
12-13-2013, 04:53 PM
ITT we all yell at Loony BoB to hurry the heck up

[10:52:40] <@AwardPrincess> btw this is all delayed because of BoB

Sephex
12-13-2013, 04:54 PM
The End of The Trucks is Nigh.


.........I SHOULD HAVE TOOK THE 13TH POST!!!

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 04:54 PM
lonny bob: Ruiner Of All Things.

Shaibana
12-13-2013, 04:54 PM
i want that cute 13 pink thing :(

Denmark
12-13-2013, 04:55 PM
26th post in thread should get title too imo

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 04:56 PM
Wooo

Aulayna
12-13-2013, 04:57 PM
Loony BoB: Buzzkiller

Calliope
12-13-2013, 04:57 PM
I'm actually online by accident, but whooooo!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 04:57 PM
50. MLT DUEL EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:

Jinx & Spooniest
Loony BoB & Del Murder
Mister Adequate & PeeGee
Psychotic & Del Murder
Psychotic & Loony BoB
Raistlin & Shorty
Shorty & Spooniest




So here it is. The first speech of the Ciddies. This is a lot of pressure. You always want to open with something epic. But I'm going to drop the ball here and just present to you Pokemon type battles as representation of duels.

MLT Duel Each Other To The Death

Round One:
Jinx Vs. Spooniest

Spooniest used Nonsense!
It does 10 damage.
Jinx used Shoot Down!
It's super effective!
The wild Spooniest has fainted!

Round Two:
Loony BoB Vs. Del Murder

Loony BoB used Well Presented Opinions!
It does 15 damage.
Del Murder uses Popularity!
It does 25 damage.
Loony BoB uses Rebuttal!
It does 15 damage.
Del Murder uses I'm Too Good For This!
It does 60 damage.
The wild Loony BoB has fainted!

Round Three:
Mister Adequate Vs. Peegee

Peegee uses Capitalism!
It has no effect...
Mister Adequate uses Socialism!
It has no effect...
The wild everyone else has fainted.

Round Four:
Psychotic Vs. Del Murder

Del Murder uses Skillz!
It does 20 damage.
Psychotic uses Self-Destruct!
The wild Psychotic and Del Murder have fainted.

Round Five:
Loony BoB Vs. Psychotic

Psychotic uses Taunt!
It does 30 damage.
Loony BoB uses Laugh at Himself!
It does 20 damage.
It does 5 damage recoil.
Psychotic uses Sarcastic Sense of Humor!
It does 40 damage.
Loony BoB uses I own This Site!
It does 40 damage.
Psychotic uses Nonsensical Joke!
It's super effective!
The wild Loony BoB has fainted.

Round Six:
Raistlin Vs. Shorty

Shorty uses Hippy!
It's not very effective...
It does 5 damage.
Raistlin uses Logic!
It has no effect...
Shorty uses Boobs!
It's super effective!
The wild Raistlin has fainted.

Round Seven:
Shorty Vs. Spooniest

Spooniest uses Argument!
It does 10 damage.
Shorty uses I Have Better Things To Do!
The wild shorty has left the battle.

Who was our true winner here, EoFF? It's hard to say. Except its not, it was Shorty.

Speech by Shion, be sure to thank her/rep her.

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 04:58 PM
Yay, it is starting!

Denmark
12-13-2013, 04:59 PM
Got away safely!

Calliope
12-13-2013, 04:59 PM
shion used Speech!

It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 04:59 PM
I liked that speech! good job Shion!

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 04:59 PM
Thanks guys!

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:00 PM
Haha I've never seen a post Limit Break that fast.

Denmark
12-13-2013, 05:01 PM
WHO WON

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 05:02 PM
Peegee uses Capitalism!
It has no effect...
Mister Adequate uses Socialism!
It has no effect...
The wild everyone else has fainted.

:nod:

Sephex
12-13-2013, 05:03 PM
WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYhjdsfhfs!!!

Denmark
12-13-2013, 05:04 PM
SuperMillionaire & Miley Cyrus

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:05 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

50. MLT DUEL EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH

RSL & RSL's Sombrero ---- 1
Shorty & Spooniest ----- 1
Loony BoB & Del Murder ----- 4
Psychotic & Del Murder ----- 5
Raistlin & Shorty ----- 6
Jinx & Spooniest ----- 6


Mister Adequate & PeeGee 6
Psychotic & Loony BoB 8 take this one, folks.

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 05:05 PM
Congrats you two!

Denmark
12-13-2013, 05:05 PM
Now kill each other.

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:07 PM
http://www.aiyon.com/meatup/DSCF2067a.jpg

NEVER FORGET :'(

Thank you, dear friends. :)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:07 PM
Yes, please doooo!!!!!

Loony BoB
12-13-2013, 05:08 PM
http://www.aiyon.com/meatup/DSCF2067a.jpg

NEVER FORGET :'(

Thank you, dear friends. :)
I thought you wanted a picture of a nebula on your arm!

EDIT: Also...

49162

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:09 PM
I was about fucking ready to murder him after the Groom's speech debacle :colbert:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:09 PM
49. MLT BE ASH AND PIKACHU

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:

Denmark & Jinx
Iceglow & Psychotic
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Pike & Mister Adequate
Mr. Shauna & Shauna


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Speech by Jiro, be sure to thank/rep him!

Denmark
12-13-2013, 05:11 PM
is he naked

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 05:11 PM
Great speech, Dak xD

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:11 PM
Hahaha Jiro channeling smosh.

Jinx
12-13-2013, 05:12 PM
who cares about ciddies gotta fap now

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:12 PM
I think I am very much the Pikachu to Steve's Ash. Ash is a loud-mouthed little smurfer who thinks he's tougher than he is and regularly gets wrecked by the bigger boys. Pikachu's just like "ugh whatever" and is an aggro little smurf who likes to thundershock (or abuse admin powers) on everyone and anyone for no apparent reason. Also Steve has a wide range of people to talk to or reference in his Eyes on FF posts, just as Ash has a wide range of Pokemon to choose from, but it always comes back to that same one.

Denmark
12-13-2013, 05:14 PM
if we lost by 13 votes can i get a title

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:15 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

50. MLT BE ASH AND PIKACHU

RSL & RSL's Balaklava ---- 1
Mr Shauna & Shauna ----2
Loony BoB & smittenkitten----- 2
Pike & Mister Adequate ----- 6




Denmark & Jinx 8
Iceglow & Psychotic 20 take this one, folks.

Denmark
12-13-2013, 05:15 PM
GOD DAMMIT WE LOST BY 12

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 05:15 PM
Congrats! You have both won the most prestigious of all awards.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:16 PM
Thank you all for much patience while I figure out how to not break ciddies. Thank ya.

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:16 PM
Two for two! Hot damn! Thank you, Eyes on FF! You are the best.

WHERE'S MY LITTLE STEVEACHU :love:

Ace Protorney
12-13-2013, 05:17 PM
you mean Ash Stevum?

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:18 PM
you mean Ash Stevum?Something like that.

Also I can exclusively reveal one of my nominations for this: Aulayna (Ash) and PeeGee (Pikachu). Geddit? 'cause her name is Ashleigh? :hahaha: ...no? ...:(

Loony BoB
12-13-2013, 05:21 PM
Two for two! Hot damn! Thank you, Eyes on FF! You are the best.

WHERE'S MY LITTLE STEVEACHU :love:
:o at this rate you'll get 50 Ciddies!

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 05:22 PM
I now regret nominating and voting for you.

Shauna
12-13-2013, 05:23 PM
Congrats to the winners. :}

Jinx
12-13-2013, 05:23 PM
AWARD PRINCESS YOUR SUBJECTS ARE THREATENING TO RIOT AND PILLAGE IF YOU DO NOT POST THE NEXT AWARD

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:24 PM
Two for two! Hot damn! Thank you, Eyes on FF! You are the best.

WHERE'S MY LITTLE STEVEACHU :love:
:o at this rate you'll get 50 Ciddies!I don't think it's necessarily me that appeals to the voters, more the curiously homoerotic relationships I share with a number of people. I say "appeals to", more, "repulses", but there we go.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:24 PM
48. MLT HAVE BEEN BEHIND THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Del Murder
Mister Adequate
Raistlin
Skyblade
smittenkitten
The Man
TonyUK
Vivi22



The United States Government closed shop for a little over two weeks. The official story is that Congress couldn't pass legislation to pay for trout through 2014, but who believes what the government says these days? Ignorant fools, that's who. So let me tell you what really happened.


Things were going fine. Not smooth, perhaps, but the US Government was getting the job done. Obama had the GOP under control, and it looked like Congress was going to make progress. But some felt that was... problematic. And so a team was assembled to stop the government in its tracks.


It would require the very best and a strategy only seen once before...


Introducing:


Raistlin as Dom Cobb
https://db.tt/RGdiBjM8

Raistlin leads the team. He's a master of infiltration and has the charisma necessary to bring everyone together.


Del Murder as Arthur
https://db.tt/ULqHt7IR

Del Murder is the brains. He sees the details nobody else does and looks damn sharp while doing so.


The Man as Eames
https://db.tt/7hqPuS79

The Man is a bit of a chameleon. He can convince anyone of anything, and is pretty charming himself.


smittenkitten as Ariadne
https://db.tt/2QRX8yi9

Just because she's the "token female" doesn't mean smittenkitten isn't just as important as everyone else. She's inconspicuous, perfect for distractions, and her special talents come in handy...


Mister Adequate as Mr Saito
https://db.tt/vNoro0TH

Mister Adequate has a personal stake in the government shutdown -- he needs them to approve a visa. Instead of simply sending the team, he accompanies to keep his investment secure.


Vivi22 as Yusuf
https://db.tt/Faegzhgc

Vivi22 is clever and daring. Without him, the multi tiered plan would never have been possible.


TonyUK as Professor Stephen Miles
https://db.tt/OwC1kT5S

TonyUK might not play a major role, but his is still an important one -- he and smittenkitten are closely tied, and was recommended her for the team.


and Skyblade as Robert Michael Fischer
https://db.tt/6L9YpBIA

Skyblade isn't a bad guy, but he's got ties to the government -- ties that can be exploited. Although he's in the dark, he is the key to the whole thing.

All they had to do was plant a seed. Cause a delay, stop the government for the briefest of moments, and Mister Adequate would have what he needed. Sixteen days is what they achieved -- an impossible success. But did the seed take root? I guess we'll find out. Which team member was most responsible for the success, though? Award Princess, would you do the honours? :)

Speech by Jiro, be sure to thank/rep him.

Del Murder
12-13-2013, 05:26 PM
Psychotic 4 the sweep

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 05:26 PM
Another great speech :D

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:31 PM
Another great speech :D
Indeed, a cracker.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:31 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

48. MLT HAVE BEEN BEHIND THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN

RSL ---- 1
TonyUK ---- 1
Vivi22 ----1
Mister Adequate ----2
Skyblade---- 3
smittenkitten---- 4
Del Murder ---- 5


Raistlin --- 5
The Man ---- 16 takes this one, folks.

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 05:31 PM
YAY CONGRATS

Loony BoB
12-13-2013, 05:32 PM
'grats on your 10th Ciddie, Manny! :D

Jinx
12-13-2013, 05:32 PM
congrats 'n' shit :monster:

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:33 PM
The Man, takin' names and bringing down the, uh, well, The Man.

Aulayna
12-13-2013, 05:34 PM
Congrats, you fiend!

Shauna
12-13-2013, 05:35 PM
I voted The Man for the joy in saying the gov't was brought down by the man.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:35 PM
47. MLT BE FIRST IN LINE FOR FINAL FANTASY XIII-4: SNOW'S BIG COMEBACK

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
DMKA
Darahan
Jessweeee♪
Loony BoB
Mr. Shauna

Most likely to be the first in line for Final Fantasy XIII-4: Snow's Big Comeback

Only the most diehards of diehards would brave the elements to be first in line for what will, innevitably, be the greatest Final Fantasy game ever made. In some drab street, in the pouring rain, a lone figure sits next to their tent outside the game shop. Just who is this hero among men? Who would be willing to sacrifice home comforts like a bed, food and personal hygeine?


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11/09/article-0-0BF96A8B000005DC-915_634x368.jpg


DMKA
Proud representative of GO TEAM FFXIII o/ - this fellow has Lightning posters all over his bedroom wall. On the forums he acts like he's too cool to care, leaving comments such as "it's vaporware people" when trying to hide his giddy schoolgirlish glee over the rumors of Versus XIII becomming XV. However, what he doesn't want us to know, is that under that quilt cover in his room - is a lifesize cuddly toy of Snow that he just can't simply sleep without. Don't buy the "too cool for school" denials on the forums, this guy is a diehard. DMKA and Snow OTP.

Darahan
Hanging out in Limsa Lominsa, with his Snow coat on, this guy brings all the Miqo'te to the yard and they're like "rah, rah, Darahan!" XIII-4 finally gives him a chance to realise his lifelong dream of being Snow, I bet he's even in cosplay at the front of the queue too. One thing's for sure, he'll be quoting Snow into the depths of the night. However, if Valerna isn't there to keep him company in the queue - there's a 50/50 chance that the only big comeback he'll be making, is coming back to Eorzea.

Jessweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Every queue has a performer in it. That happy chap in Jess's sig? That's actually a comic representation of her at the front of the queue. Dancing away excitedly at the prospect of the new LUMINOUS SUPER 360 PIVOTAL CROTCH CAMERA functionality in XIII-4 that allows her to focus on all of the game's most important... bits.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/jesse053/tumblr_luhfruUvOY1qaj3f1.gif

Work it!

Mr. Shauna
No-one is quite sure how this guy got to the front of the queue when he turned up so late. There's some rumors about Haggis related illnesses mysteriously spreading amoung the queue but this guy has remained suspisciouly immune. When asked for eyewitness reports, the forerunners in the queue had disappeared without a trace. When interviewed Mr. Shauna nonchalantly replied "guess they were ill, but now I'm at the front wahey matey!" He does have everything to play for, deep down inside he can't bear to fathom the void that will be left in his next "post all your video game tat you own" photo thread if there's an expansive gap where XIII-4 should be sitting in his collection.

Loony BoB
Mr. Daniel "I never buy games because they're too expensive" Towns is always a staple at these events. However, something troubling has come to our attention. Something, that once seen, can never be unseen. Something that might tarnish his reputation as our almighty leader.


http://www.eyesonff.com/aulayna/bobsnow.jpg


Speech by Aulayna, be sure to rep/thank her.

Loony BoB
12-13-2013, 05:36 PM
P7dOOy8kBJY

STEELGUARD!

Shauna
12-13-2013, 05:37 PM
The image is terrifying and I wish my work had filtered it.

Aulayna
12-13-2013, 05:37 PM
I'm still shocked by the uncanny resemblance.

Sephex
12-13-2013, 05:39 PM
Ah! Work interfered for a bit. Congrats to all the winners, etc!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:40 PM
49166

47. BE THE FIRST IN LINE FOR FINAL FANTASY XIII-4: SNOW'S BIG COMEBACK

RSL ---- 1
DMKA ---- 2
Darahan ---- 2
Mr. Shauna ---- 5

Loony BoB ---- 12
Jessweeee♪ ---- 16 takes this one, folks.

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 05:40 PM
Yay, congratulations!

Jinx
12-13-2013, 05:40 PM
YAY JESSWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/jesse053/tumblr_luhfruUvOY1qaj3f1.gif

Shauna
12-13-2013, 05:41 PM
I like how some of the nominees have -'s but some don't. What's up with that.

COngrats to not Loony BoB! Perhaps you have shaken your title of FF Fangirl. ;)

(Congrats Jessweeeeee)

Sephex
12-13-2013, 05:41 PM
Wow! Thought the BoB would win that one. Conrats, Jess[wee.wav]

Loony BoB
12-13-2013, 05:43 PM
Jessweeee? is a very deserving winner, big time. That was one hell of a tough award to vote on, though, as I could see any of 'em going along with it.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:46 PM
46. MLT REGULARLY GOOGLE THEMSELVES

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Chris
Cuchulainn
Del Murder
Jinx
Loony BoB
Raistlin
Shiny
Spooniest
Spuuky
Tracey Jordan



You can find anything on the Internet - from ordering ballpoint pens or Thai food, to browsing the world's great art museums, emulating games or teaching yourself a foreign language. Through the Internet you can confess your darkest secrets, meet new friends, or spend hours playing chess. If you're not sure how to find any of these things, you could Ask Jeeves...or you could just Google it! Fantastic! You can Google anything, without even having to input proper search terms - our precursor to SkyNet will correct your spelling, volunteer a definition, calculate a math problem or reference your favourite film, no problem! Like an intimate confidant, Google will even finish your sentences for you.

My own recent Google searches include "Change into a truck", "Bird bill bent to the right" and "Petunia's Pies and Pastries". There are so many things I can find online, but can I find myself? Should I even try? I don't make a habit of Googling myself, but maybe through these searches, I am anyway, sifting through my own questions, interests and tastes.

What would cause me to regularly Google myself in a world already saturated with rep points, likes, retweets, upvotes, comments and four-star-reviews? A Greek sage (we're probably related) once said one should aspire to "Know Thyself" - is it a quest for self-knowledge that leads our members to earnestly type their own names into the holy grail of search engines? Perhaps it offers an outside perspective as to how we impact others, or comforts us with reminders of former holidays, abandoned blogs, old usernames, records of other lives. We can relive all the heady promise ebbing from old class records, sports teams, that "photo a day" project that stagnated, incomplete.

It could be that these people are so in need of attention that they will recycle it - or it could be that they are the kind of person who can only be validated by themselves.

I Google you (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ErKq4o4sQ)
late at night when I don't know what to do
I find photos
you've forgotten
you were in
put up by your friends

I Google you
when the day is done and everything is through
I read your journal
that you kept
that month in France
I've watched you dance

And I'm pleased your name is practically unique
it's only you and
a would-be PhD in Chesapeake
who writes papers on
the structure of the sun
I've read each one

I know that I
should let you fade
but there's that box
and there's your name
somehow it never makes the pain
grow less or fade or disappear
I think that I should save my soul and
I should crawl back in my hole
But it's too easy just to fold
and type your name again
I fear
I google you
Whenever I'm alone and feeling blue
And each scrap of information
That I gather
says you've found somebody new
And it really shouldn't matter
ought to blow up my computer
but instead….
I google you


Be sure to thank/rep Calliope for this!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:46 PM
I like how some of the nominees have -'s but some don't. What's up with that.

COngrats to not Loony BoB! Perhaps you have shaken your title of FF Fangirl. ;)

(Congrats Jessweeeeee)


Because I am rubbish at consistency! I will fix that up :)

Shauna
12-13-2013, 05:47 PM
Part of me seriously hopes Tracy Jordan will win, but I don't think it'll fly. :(

EDIT: It's no big deal AP, I'll just chalk it up to your blood content being 90% alcohol.

Calliope
12-13-2013, 05:48 PM
I'm off to a job interview. Insert Lucky Ciddie Friday the 13th rep here, please!

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:50 PM
Cuch regularly searches for himself on EoFF. It is a weekly ritual for him. I've been meaning to leave a little message to him for some time that would turn up in one of his searches so here you go. Yeah, I'm stalking you mate. I'm recording everything you do. You vain self-searcher you! Whattup! :aimsun:

Del Murder
12-13-2013, 05:50 PM
I'm off to a job interview. Insert Lucky Ciddie Friday the 13th rep here, please!
How dare you. Ciddies are much more important than stable employment.

Calliope
12-13-2013, 05:52 PM
Del Murder: MLT stand in front of a mirror all day admiring his "awesome hair" when everyone else is googling themselves

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:53 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

46. MLT REGULARLY GOOGLE THEMSELVES

Raistlin ---- 0
Del Murder ---- 0
RSL ---- 1
Cuchulainn --- 1
Spuuky ---- 1
Shiny ---- 2
Tracey Jordan ---- 4
Loony BoB ---- 6
Chris --- 6


Jinx ---- 7
Spooniest ---- 11 takes this one, folks.

Shauna
12-13-2013, 05:55 PM
Understandable winner. ;)

Congrats2U


Also not being on chat during revelations is less fun. :( Being at work probably doesn't help the fun levels either.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:55 PM
First person to post at 13:00 hours (6 mins away) will get a Lucky 13 title!

Del Murder
12-13-2013, 05:55 PM
Del Murder: MLT stand in front of a mirror all day admiring his "awesome hair" when everyone else is googling themselves
Quite accurate. :up:

Denmark
12-13-2013, 05:55 PM
> AP: "I won't allow your joke votes!"
> Tracey Jordan is a joke account
> :stare:
> meme arrows

Shauna
12-13-2013, 05:56 PM
Exactly when my lunch break ends. The humanity. :crying:

Jinx
12-13-2013, 05:56 PM
Yeah, this is definitely the correct choice.

Ace Protorney
12-13-2013, 05:56 PM
oh my

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 05:57 PM
Exactly when my lunch break ends. The humanity. :crying:Your lunch break ends at 5pm? xD Ah, government employees! ;)

Shauna
12-13-2013, 05:57 PM
I work 12-8! It's not lunch, but close enough...

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 05:57 PM
Congrats Spooniest!

Aulayna
12-13-2013, 05:58 PM
Gz Spoony

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 05:58 PM
45. MLT BE THE WICKED VILLAIN

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Aulayna
Denmark
Locky
Pantz
Pike
Psychotic
Spooniest
Spuuky
TonyUK


I had originally planned to draw each nominee as Disney Villains for this speech, but due to the lack of time to draw nine pictures, I've decided to use gifs to help convey each nominee as Disney Villains in this speech. I do hope they represent each one perfectly!

First off we have Aulayna! She is represented by the one and only Ursula!
http://i.imgur.com/kcwoCQh.gif

Next in line is Denmark! He is Scar, from the Lion King!
http://i.imgur.com/MYwU8hn.gif

Locky is up next, and she is played by the wicked Maleficent!
http://i.imgur.com/WZZe2Nc.gif

Everyone's favorite whale, Pantz, is represented by Pinnochio's Monstro!
http://i.imgur.com/fUUp6f9.gif

Pike is played by Yzma! She is sometimes in cohorts with Kronk (Mister Adequate)!
http://i.imgur.com/kkA4xQq.gif

Who's the hottest of them all? Psychotic is! As best represented by the god of the underealm, Hades!
http://i.imgur.com/bYmDl27.gif

Spooniest is our Gaston, who loves himself just as much!
http://i.imgur.com/6GCscvL.gif

Spuuky is up next, and he's played by Jafar with Iago. Sheer joy.
http://i.imgur.com/dPPE2Zu.gif

And last but not least, is TonyUK from the FFXIV crew. He'll be sucking his thumb like Prince John.
http://i.imgur.com/zUWvnkV.gif

Who will be our Wicked Villain??

Be sure to thank/rep Proto for his speech!

Shaibana
12-13-2013, 06:00 PM
I WANT IT!! p-p-p-pink 13!

Aulayna
12-13-2013, 06:00 PM
Haha great speech Proto!

Loony BoB
12-13-2013, 06:00 PM
post

EDIT: Dammit, Aul. xD

EDITRA: Oh! Dammit, Shai! xD

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 06:00 PM
Yzma and Kronk? Proto knows what's up; you do not need to cram it on this occasion :cool:

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 06:00 PM
JAMES WOODS

Shorty
12-13-2013, 06:00 PM
Well done on an accurate Wicked Villain speech. I probably would have listed Pantz as Gaston, though, because he has a huge mancrush on him.

Ace Protorney
12-13-2013, 06:00 PM
Good speech, self.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:04 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

45. MLT BE THE WICKED VILLAIN
TonyUK --- 1
RSL ---- 1
Pike --- 2
Pantz --- 2
Spooniest --- 3
Locky --- 3
Denmark --- 4
Aulayna ---- 5



Psychotic ---- 6
Spuuky ---- 13 takes this one, folks.

Jinx
12-13-2013, 06:05 PM
wow called that one from fifty thousand miles away

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 06:05 PM
Yay, congrats!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:05 PM
As Spuuky got 13 votes, he can choose to wear a Lucky Number 13 title, too! :D

Denmark
12-13-2013, 06:05 PM
thanks to the two people who aren't currently in my apartment who voted for me!

and yeah no surprise here

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 06:06 PM
Second most wicked... I can live with that.

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 06:07 PM
As Spuuky got 13 votes, he can choose to wear a Lucky Number 13 title, too! :DHe doesn't get a choice. :)

Also was there a specific admin you had asked to do this? I'm just saying because I've been going around doing all these titles and didn't know if I was stepping on someone's toes. :shobon:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:10 PM
44. MLT BE THE PRETTY PRINCESS

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Aulayna
Faris
fire_of_avalon
Freya
Jinx
Locky
Raine
Shiny
smittenkitten




-kl4hJ4j48s

Look at all of these girls
MLT be a Pretty Princess
Tell me, forum, who you voted
Which girl did you decide?


FF is where we have our Eyes
Wonder Square by Wonder Square
Now we reveal this Ciddie, oh
What a wild ride


First we have the lovely Shiny
She's something to view
She's very beautiful
But still a bro
And she works in TV


Then there's Raine
The Elezen girl, she's kind of new
And in the same Linkshell
Smittenkitten Danielle
Party with her, she'll show you what to do


Pretty Princess we will turn our Eyes on You


Faris is taking a flight
Going to live with Psychotic
But they're just good friends, putting
her cat in luggage while they're in the sky


And that Jinx girl
A hundred thousands posts to read
And EoFF addict
She replies quick
Purple Purses only she can see


It will be a surprise
Which girl will be the winner!


All of the Editors
Writing articles
Auly, Locky, Freya, sharing news with you

Be sure to thank/rep Jinx for the speech!!

Freya
12-13-2013, 06:10 PM
I loved that speech (protos)the most but you know. Disney.

Jinx's too. I love songs.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:11 PM
I didn't choose anyone Psy! So you're fine to be doing it :D

Denmark
12-13-2013, 06:12 PM
just give the rep to me, i'll pass it along to Sam!

Jinx
12-13-2013, 06:12 PM
I was going to dress up as a Princess and record myself singing it, but unfortunately I ran out of time. Oh well!

Sephex
12-13-2013, 06:12 PM
I suspect treachery.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:16 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

44. MLT BE THE PRETTY PRINCESS
Jinx --- 2
fire_of_avalon --- 2
Raine --- 2
Shiny --- 2
Faris --- 3
Aulayna ---4
Freya --- 4





smittenkitten --- 5
Locky ---- 14 takes this one, folks.

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 06:17 PM
Congrats!

Denmark
12-13-2013, 06:17 PM
r i g g e d

jk congrats Locky!

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 06:18 PM
Congratulations, you got one too many votes though ;)

Jinx
12-13-2013, 06:19 PM
this one was always your award, locky!

Shaibana
12-13-2013, 06:19 PM
she was so close to a pink 13 :3

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 06:20 PM
Not a surprise that she should win this one! :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:20 PM
43. MLT START COOKING UP METH

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Del Murder
Dr Unne
Jiro
Mister Adequate
noxious.sunshine
Psychotic
Sephex
TonyUK




MOST LIKELY TO START SECRETLY COOKING METH

Del Murder
Dr Unne
Jiro
Mister Adequate
noxious.sunshine
Psychotic
Sephex
TonyUK

Some may say that the members above have an apt for being badasses in some way or the other. They may say this award is for those who have broken bad. Those people would be wrong. This award is actually for members who love dogs and are also meth addicts. Here's to them:


http://www.killthehydra.com/wp-content/uploads/puppies-breaking-bad-walt-jesse1.jpg

Be sure to thank/rep this wonderful speech when Shiny arrives!

Loony BoB
12-13-2013, 06:22 PM
'grats, Tara!

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 06:22 PM
I demand the winner be presented with an RV.

Jinx
12-13-2013, 06:22 PM
Good thing Vivi isn't up for this award, he hates dogs. :stare:

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 06:23 PM
I'd rather have 83 million dollars or whatever it was

Spuuky
12-13-2013, 06:25 PM
I was busy Googling myself as a pretty princess and this thread came up. Well, at least Jafar is in fact the best villain.

Jinx
12-13-2013, 06:25 PM
I'd rather have 83 million dollars or whatever it was

you would only cook meth if you could cook it in the microwave

Slothy
12-13-2013, 06:26 PM
Good thing Vivi isn't up for this award, he hates dogs. :stare:

And I'm very hungry.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:26 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

43. MLT START SECRETLY COOKING METH

RSL ---- 1
Jiro ---- 1
Mister Adequate ---- 1
TonyUK ---- 1
Sephex ---- 1
Psychotic ---- 4
Dr Unne ----- 6

Del Murder ---- 10
noxious.sunshine ---- 12 takes this one, folks.

Sephex
12-13-2013, 06:26 PM
I didn't even realize I was nommed for this one! I mean, a few members get nominated and you think of me? No. I AM THE VOTER!!

Jinx
12-13-2013, 06:27 PM
I can't begin to express how perfect this is.

Congrats, Noxy. ;)

Denmark
12-13-2013, 06:27 PM
I AM THE ONE WHO VOTES

and congrats and all that jazz

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 06:27 PM
Well, meth certainly is noxious! Noxsenberg. Get that girl an RV.

Jinx
12-13-2013, 06:28 PM
Well, meth certainly is noxious! Noxsenberg. Get that girl an RV.

SHE'S IN AN RV RIGHT NOW OMG xD

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 06:30 PM
Well, meth certainly is noxious! Noxsenberg. Get that girl an RV.

SHE'S IN AN RV RIGHT NOW OMG xDWell now she can have two. One to sleep in, one to cook in. Perfect.

Del Murder
12-13-2013, 06:30 PM
Whew, close one. I need to be more careful. *goes back to cooking*

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:30 PM
42. MLT GET A 5 STAR WANTED LEVEL

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Cuchulainn
DK
Iceglow
Psychotic
TonyUK






So now it’s time for the forum degenerates. Whether it’s from years of alcohol abuse, sexual ineptitude, a lack of some enzyme inhibiting the higher social functions of the brain, or maybe just a low blood sugar, we’ve been wowed by their feats of jack-assery, and blatant disregard for common decency. Yes with the moral fiber equivalent of single-ply toilet paper, and no shame, they all deserve a mention. But are they simply misdemeanants or true felons? Let’s take a look at the perps.

Cuchulainn:
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-7/drunk-irishman.jpg
AKA: “Wee Bastard”
Crimes: Genral Hooliganism, and public drunkenness. When he’s not busy torturing his liver, he’s busy torturing us with his half-assed trolling. Perhaps the mods find him a nuisance, but a night in the drunk tank is enough to take the edge off of this one. He’s no felon.

DK:
http://content.answcdn.com/main/content/img/webpics/LeVar_Burton.jpg
AKA: “Probable Cause”
Crimes: DK? What’s this poor guy ever done? He seems pretty nice to me. The best I can come up with is that he’s black. Sadly, that’s probably enough to get him death row. I’m surprised the mods haven’t pepper sprayed him, and planted drugs in his car.

Iceglow:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sg0bZYkx1qln00mo1_500.gif
AKA: “Poop Stain”
Crimes: This guy. Holy bejeebus. His crimes are numerous. The Grammer Gestapo wants his head, and so do the Fashion Police. We’ve all heard his stories about the ladies, and even if they’re half true, all those women deserve justice. Maybe flaccid isn’t a felony, but it probably shoud be. Still, he’ll never be a king pin, just another pawn. A few years surrounded by four walls (of his own inane blathering text about God knows what) should be a good punishment.

Psychotic:
http://data2.whicdn.com/images/29993495/il_570xN.339298406_large.jpg
AKA: “Mr. Walrus”
Crimes: Now we come to our inside man. Breaking the rules from a young age, so he could worm his way into the system and corrupt it from the inside. How do you corrupt something already so full of scum and villainy? It takes a twisted, black heart of a devious walrus, my friends. The twisted, bristly mustachioed, fish devouring, black heart. While he taunts us from his position of power, we know he remains untouchable. The best we can hope for is that one day a well placed sniper can end his reign of terror.

TonyUK:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/DBCooper.jpg
AKA: “????”
Crimes: On November, 24, 1971, an unidentified man hijacked a Boeing 727 en route between Portland, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington. Claiming to have a bomb, he demanded and eventually obtained a 200,000 dollar ransom and two parachutes from the FBI. After obtaining the money and refueling, the place was ordered back in the air and flown towards Reno, Nevada. At approximately 8:13 pm, it is believed the unknown man exited the rear of the plane, and parachuted down somewhere in the southernmost area of Mount St.Helens.

Mods, I believe TonyUK is that man, making him one of the most wanted men in FBI history, and easily deserving of the 5 Star wanted level. Arrest him!

Remember to thank/rep Sharky for his speech!

sharkythesharkdogg
12-13-2013, 06:31 PM
sharky post for sharky

EDIT: Thanks guys! I'm glad it made a few folks chuckle. Congrats to the winner! (Ya bastard.)

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 06:31 PM
That is one smurfing badass walrus right there.

Shorty
12-13-2013, 06:32 PM
Amazing speech, sharky xD

also ps guys when I was voting/nominating I legitimately did not know the meth ciddie was a reference to breaking bad

Ace Protorney
12-13-2013, 06:32 PM
You're a disgrace, Shorty.

Jinx
12-13-2013, 06:33 PM
DK as Levar Burton. I love it.

Shorty
12-13-2013, 06:34 PM
I am waiting to watch it. :colbert:

Slothy
12-13-2013, 06:34 PM
DK as Levar Burton. I love it.

I'd hit that.

Denmark
12-13-2013, 06:34 PM
how do you not know about breaking bad when you're on the internet all the time??? that's actually pretty impressive and i think sarah deserves a cookie or something

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:34 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

42. MLT GET A 5 STAR WANTED LEVEL
RSL ---- 1
TonyUK ----1
DK 6
Iceglow 7


Psychotic ---- 10
Cuchulainn ---- 13 takes this one, folks.

Denmark
12-13-2013, 06:35 PM
doesn't Cuch already have a pink title?

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 06:35 PM
Congrats noxy and Cuch!

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 06:35 PM
Should've kept my Trevor sig a while longer! Another second place!

...Lucky 13? Luck of The Irish, more like!

Sephex
12-13-2013, 06:35 PM
His tribal tattoos gives him street cred.

Loony BoB
12-13-2013, 06:35 PM
Dan's black!?

Slothy
12-13-2013, 06:37 PM
His tribal tattoos gives him street cred.

Actually, tribal tattoos take away street cred.

Unless they're legitimate tribal tattoos done without modern tattoo guns.

Jinx
12-13-2013, 06:37 PM
MILEY CYRUS AWARD

CIDDIES CAN'T STOP

THEY WON'T STOP

THIS IS OUR HOUSE

THESE OUR RULES

LrUvu1mlWco

NeoCracker
12-13-2013, 06:38 PM
Dan's black!?

Only in his pants.

Sephex
12-13-2013, 06:40 PM
His tribal tattoos gives him street cred.

Actually, tribal tattoos take away street cred.

Unless they're legitimate tribal tattoos done without modern tattoo guns.

I am thinking video game logic, here.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:40 PM
41. MOST LIKELY TO RIDE NAKED ON A WRECKING BALL

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Chris
Iceglow
Loony BoB
Psychotic
Raistlin
Shorty
SuperMillionaire


I didn't get the speech for this in time, so I thought I'd share this epic video with you all.

W6DmHGYy_xk

We came in riding Wrecking Balls
Yeah we just closed our eyes and swung
Kept on crashing in a blazing force
We wreck E-O-F-F.....

Shorty
12-13-2013, 06:41 PM
how do you not know about breaking bad when you're on the internet all the time??? that's actually pretty impressive and i think sarah deserves a cookie or something

I know about it, I just didn't make the connection because I am dense as shit.

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 06:42 PM
SuperMillionaire! Live the dream!

Sephex
12-13-2013, 06:43 PM
SuperMillionaire! Live the dream!

Is that your final answer?

Denmark
12-13-2013, 06:44 PM
will he still hate Miley Cyrus after he wins this award?

Jinx
12-13-2013, 06:45 PM
SuperMillionaire! Live the dream!

Is that your final answer?

I hope he isn't the Biggest Loser!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:46 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

42. MLT RIDE NAKED ON A WRECKING BALL
RSL ----- 1
Shorty ---- 1
Psychotic ---- 1
Iceglow ---- 2
Loony BoB ----2
Raistlin ---- 5



Chris ---- 12
SuperMillionaire ---- 15 takes this one, folks.

Shorty
12-13-2013, 06:46 PM
NOT FUNNY :colbert::colbert::colbert::colbert::colbert::colbert:

NeoCracker
12-13-2013, 06:46 PM
I"m pretty sure the last guy in that video was masterbating. O_O

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 06:46 PM
Congrats!

Shaibana
12-13-2013, 06:46 PM
that chat roulette vid.. is epic

Denmark
12-13-2013, 06:47 PM
szLe1P92LFI

edit: better as a vine but can't embed afaik (https://vine.co/v/hn6077g3gJZ)

noxious.sunshine
12-13-2013, 06:47 PM
Whew, close one. I need to be more careful. *goes back to cooking*


We can cook together, Del. XD I'll be nice enough to split the block with you.

I would like to thank my brother for making me try it and showing me how -not- to go about cooking this (no I'm not kidding. He got burned up trying it one time. He looked like leatherface), all of the insane tweakers I've known over the years...

and all of the little people (hur hur hur) I had to step on to get here.

Sephex
12-13-2013, 06:48 PM
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z156/66dvlbrd68/Forum_Stuff/Put_up_with_fap.jpg

noxious.sunshine
12-13-2013, 06:48 PM
Chris isn't MLT ride a wrecking ball. He's been doing it. XD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:50 PM
This just happened in chat.

Award Princess is funny, okay....

<@AwardPrincess> MLT RIDE NAKED ON A WREEEEEEECKING BALL
[01:43] <@Shorty> yes
[01:43] <~Award_BoB> or would they be all "oh, lol, that Sarah"
[01:43] <@Shorty> and I am in an open space
[01:43] <AwardShaibana> talking out of experience, bob? xD
[01:43] <~Award_BoB> "always looking at manporn"
[01:43] <@Shorty> so a million people see my screen
[01:44] <@AwardPrincess> Iceglow ----- 2
[01:44] <AwardJinx> that "speech" was smurfing amazing
[01:44] <@AwardPantz> that's quite a lot of people
[01:44] <@AwardPrincess> RSL ------ 1
[01:44] <~Award_BoB> Iceglow did not wreck it
[01:44] <~Award_BoB> neither did RSL
[01:44] <@AwardPrincess> Psychotic ----- 1
[01:44] <@AwardPrincess> Loony BoB ----- 2
[01:44] <Awardenmark> supermillionaire: 24
[01:44] <Awardenmark> calling it
[01:44] <~Award_BoB> c'mon Chris
[01:44] <~Award_BoB> beat the odds
[01:44] <~Award_BoB> you know you'd do it
[01:44] <@AwardPrincess> Raistlin ----- 5
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> still possibly Sarah
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> Chris ------ 12
[01:45] <@Shorty> god
[01:45] <@Shorty> ...
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> :o
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> SuperMillionaire ------- 15
[01:45] <@AwardPantz> oh man
[01:45] <@Shorty> oh god
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> Sarah Corn on the Cobbs
[01:45] <Awardenmark> only 15
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> --------
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> Shorty 16 make it so
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> oh man
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> ---------
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> ---------
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> ----------
[01:45] <@AwardPantz> shorty ------ 20
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> 17
[01:45] <AwardJinx> WHAT
[01:45] <AwardJinx> OH MY GOD
[01:45] <Awardenmark> lol what
[01:45] <@Shorty> no
[01:45] <@AwardPantz> omg
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:45] <@AwardPantz> ahahahhahaa
[01:45] <Awardenmark> whathatahtwhwhtahahthawhtawht
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> I mean 1
[01:45] <AwardJinx> HAHAHAHAHHA
[01:45] <Awardenmark> hahahahhahhahahhahahhaha
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> She lost
[01:45] <AwardJinx> HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:45] <@AwardPantz> oh
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> damn
[01:45] <AwardJinx> oh
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> oh
[01:45] <@AwardPantz> dang
[01:45] <Awardenmark> nice joke
[01:45] <~Award_BoB> :(
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> I just wanted to mess with her
[01:45] <@AwardPrincess> ;)
[01:45] <awardshion> oh haha
[01:45] <@Shorty> oh my god
[01:45] <@Shorty> you bitch
[01:45] <@Shorty> you absolute horror

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 06:50 PM
Remove that swear word from your image FORTHWITH Justin! :nonono:

e; ahahahahah cobb got learned

Sephex
12-13-2013, 06:52 PM
Remove that swear word from your image FORTHWITH Justin! :nonono:

e; ahahahahah cobb got learned

Like The Fast and the Furious, I put a spoiler on dat.

Denmark
12-13-2013, 06:53 PM
PSA: when pasting from chat, remember to turn off HTML in your post!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:54 PM
40. OVERTHROW #39

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Bert
Calliope
Del Murder
Jiro
Mister Adequate
Psychotic
Shaibana
Spuuky
TonyUK


So I am tasked with writing the speech for 'Most Likely to Overthrow #39'. Since the winner of #39 will clearly be Loony BoB, I am going to treat this award as 'MLT Overthrow Loony BoB'. I have accessed the secret journals of each of these members and discovered their devious schemes for overthrowing our new ruthless dictator.

Bert
Plans to create a second account named 'Loony BoB's Grandma'. Will then proceed to use the account to spam up the place with images of people with their genitalia in tailpipes. BoB will be at crossroads. Is it porn or isn't it porn? Will he or won't he ban his own grandma? These questions will plague him for weeks and during the confusion Bert will sneak in and steal the deed to the site.

Calliope
Calliope knows Loony BoB unlike anyone else at this site: she went to high school with him. So she knows his deep, dark, teenage secrets, including the circumstances behind his first crush. You see, BoB's first love was not some EoFF floosey, but his high school chemistry teacher. By blackmailing him with the embarrassing details of the time he asked her out (there was a monkey, a fire, and a trip to the emergency room involved) she will get him to hand over the deed for nothing.

Del Murder
I actually have several schemes to take over in the works, but I'll just give you one of them. It involves an April Fools prank in which Miriel and I convince everyone we're having twins. I then tell BoB we've picked out the perfect names for them: Daniel and Danielle. Then the icing on the cake comes when I tell him that one of their first word's was 'chocobo' and the other's was 'Excel'. He'll be so touched that he will ask me to name anything as a gift for them. I will ask him to turn over EoFF to them when they come of age. 18 years later and the site is mine.

Jiro
Disgruntled that EoFF is not everything he always dreamed of, he will start another FF site and build it from the ground up. Eventually it will get big enough to be EoFF's main rival as the greatest source of cross-posted FF news articles on the 'net. He will then start buying up other FF sites Microsoft style and continue to shrink EoFF's market share. Now broke with the lack of customers, BoB will be forced to sell the site to Jiro Fantasy Inc for pennies on the dollar.

Mister Adequate
MILF will join up with Pike to create the ultimate strategy video game: Final Fantasy Staff Tycoon. In this game you start as a regular member of a Final Fantasy fansite and post enough to get the attention of King Mid, the 15-year-old owner. He will then promote you to 'Mid's Knight' and you proceed to endlessly discuss forum policy and arbitrarily ban people with the other 15-year-olds on staff. Eventually everyone will get older and you will reach the rank of 'Tycoon', which sounds important but has no real responsibility. After several more years of arguing about swear filters, compiling stats, and working your day job as an IT rep you will eventually save up enough money to buy the site, at which point you fire the current staff and hire all your MMO buddies. This won't actually help MILF and Pike get the site from BoB since they'll be too busy playing to care, but the game will get exactly 2 votes at the next 'Best Games of the Console Generation' event.

Psychotic
Remember at BoB's wedding when Psychotic had forgotten the ring? Well, that's not a real diamond smitten is wearing around her finger. Guess what ol' Lonny will have to fork over to get it back? ;)

Shaibana
Using her knowledge from watching endless Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, and Hunger Games videos she will devise an elaborate survival horror game in which the EoFF Staff must fight each other in an arena of zombies to reach the Iron Throne of EoFF. BoB will study the rules and stats of the game relentlessly and use that to his advantage to destroy us all and take his rightful place, but it will turn out that there are no rules in the Game of Staff and Shaibana will have him beheaded anyway.

Spuuky
Spuuky has no need for material possessions since he himself is nothing more than an immaterial cloud comprised of our own contempt for the world.

TonyUK
Will force BoB to trade the site in return for a ride on the 'Lalafell express', if you know what I mean.

Remember to thank/rep Del for this wonderful speech!

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 06:54 PM
Oh that Shorty! :lol:

Shorty
12-13-2013, 06:54 PM
IT WAS HIGHLY CONCERNING TO ME THAT YOU PEOPLE WANT ME TO RIDE NAKED ON A WRECKING BALL

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 06:55 PM
That is a great speech, the bit about Huxley was especially apt and clever. Only, I was not the one who forgot the ring! I was the one who remembered it! Repeated-smurfing-ly! See Ciddie #50.

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 06:56 PM
Like The Fast and the Furious, I put a spoiler on dat.

That's pretty classless dude, furious just died :(

Also "want" and "anticipate with looming dread" are pretty different feelings Sarah

Shaibana
12-13-2013, 06:57 PM
ow god, i saw my name.. exiting

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 06:57 PM
That is a great speech, the bit about Huxley was especially apt and clever. Only, I was not the one who forgot the ring! I was the one who remembered it! Repeated-smurfing-ly! See Ciddie #50.

It is a plausible prediction of future events.

Jinx
12-13-2013, 06:57 PM
What a wonderful speech. xD

Loony BoB
12-13-2013, 06:57 PM
Excellent speech.

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 06:58 PM
Great speech!

Sephex
12-13-2013, 06:58 PM
Speech speech!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 06:59 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

40. OVERTHROW #39
Spuuky ---- 0
RSL ---- 1
Mister Adequate ---- 1
Shaibana ---- 2
TonyUK ---- 2
Psychotic ---- 4
Bert ---- 5
Calliope ----- 6


Del Murder ----- 9
Jiro ----- 10 takes this one, folks.

Shaibana
12-13-2013, 06:59 PM
very creative speech, i love it

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 06:59 PM
Yay! Congrats :jess:

Shorty
12-13-2013, 06:59 PM
Also "want" and "anticipate with looming dread" are pretty different feelings Sarah

as if that's actually how you feel, darling :aimkiss:

Sephex
12-13-2013, 06:59 PM
Jiro is the hero!

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 07:00 PM
Also "want" and "anticipate with looming dread" are pretty different feelings Sarah

as if that's actually how you feel, darling :aimkiss:

I'm a sick bastard though, everyone knows that!

Congratulations to all the terrorists attempting to overthrow the regime!

Del Murder
12-13-2013, 07:01 PM
Jiro doesn't have the stones to overthrow anything. :colbert:

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 07:01 PM
Jiro's Not-So-Secret Resistance will have all our heads against the wall before too long.

Sephex
12-13-2013, 07:03 PM
Also "want" and "anticipate with looming dread" are pretty different feelings Sarah

as if that's actually how you feel, darling :aimkiss:

I'm a sick bastard though, everyone knows that!

Congratulations to all the terrorists attempting to overthrow the regime!

This isn't the NSA. What a hilarious joke.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 07:03 PM
39. RULE EOFF WITH AN IRON FIST

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Loony BoB
Psychotic
Raistlin
Shauna
Spuuky
Vivi22


Despite any allusions to the contrary, Eyes on Final Fantasy is not a democracy. It never was. It never will be. We are destined to be crushed underneath the tyrannical fists of one misguided / corrupt leader or another. Get out your Googles if you need further information on our dictator dopplegangers.*

Loony BoB is Porfirio Diaz. He fought hard to oust a corrupt government and brought democracy to Mexico, yay! And he did that by deciding it was going to be a democratic country and then rigging the election so he won. Sound familiar? Oh EoFF is run by the members but um btw I OWN YOU NOW.

Psychotic is Che Guevara. Okay, so he wasn't exactly a dictator, but he was insanely popular among the people and used this to help the Cuban Revolution. He was kind of a prick beneath the exterior though. Psychotic is going to sweep the Ciddies like he always does, and then will beat BoB to death with the statues. Heard it here first, folks.

Raistlin is Benito Mussolini. He was a bit of a sly dog, snuck his way into power properly and then decided he didn't want anyone to take it away. At least he brought some prosperity, right? Mussolini also spent some time as a journalist; Raistlin is an Editor. Coincidence? I think not.

Shauna is Joseph Kony. New kid on the block, but don't think she won't have a big impact. Of course, her evils were mostly exploited by armchair activists looking to gain a little e-cred and nobody actually did a damn thing to stop her. But hey, we'll NEVER FORGET. SHAUNA 2013.

Spuuky is Vladimir Lenin. He wanted to bring about a new order based on Marxism and wholly believed that communism was the right way to go. And he damn well did it. Spuuky is tough but his ideals weren't, y'know, too bad. If you disagree, he'll just "lock you up" (read: smite) so you can't bitch. Just... beware his vengeance.

Vivi22 is Chairman Mao. Even though he was harsh, he ended up being quite beloved -- well, revered at least -- by his people. He spread his influence and ideals throughout China which is pretty impressive 'cause smurf that place is big. But it wasn't always easy -- sometimes he had to torture and kill his own citizens. Vivi22 is as cold as the Canadian tundra he lives on but people will love him for it.


* I have no smurfing idea what I'm saying for most of this but there's a terribly inaccurate summary of some terrible leaders and their achievements.

Remember to thank/rep Jiro for his speech!

Spuuky
12-13-2013, 07:03 PM
The upset there is that Del Murder somehow got 9 votes as most likely to do anything even vaguely rebellious.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 07:07 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

39. RULE EOFF WITH AN IRON FIST
RSL ---- 1
Vivi22 ---- 1
Psychotic ---- 2
Shauna ---- 3
Spuuky ----- 5


Raistlin ---- 6
Loony BoB ---- 21 takes this one, folks.

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 07:08 PM
CONGRATULATIONS

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 07:08 PM
Kind of inevitable really!

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 07:08 PM
A fact we are experiencing first-hand.

Loony BoB
12-13-2013, 07:09 PM
If you can't force a victory through entirely legal means, fellas, you don't deserve to win that Ciddie.

I'll deal with Jiro later.

Jinx
12-13-2013, 07:09 PM
A fact we are experiencing first-hand.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 07:11 PM
38. MLT WIN A CIDDIE FOR THE FIRST TIME

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Darahan
Ghosteses
LocoColt24
Spooniest
ToriJ
Valerna



Winning a Ciddie for the first time is a nice experience. I mean, if you care about that kind of thing. I'm too post-modern for Ciddies these days.

But Wining MLT Win a Ciddie for the First Time is not a nice thing, ever. Especially if you don’t win anything else. It’s more like a kick in the balls than anything. If you have balls, that is. I don't know what the female equivalent would be -- maybe a three hit combo to the tits or something. Look on the bright side: at least you can’t win Most Underrated this time around.

Our nominees are all very deserving though. It makes me feel as though we should replace this award with one they would actually like to win. Like, I don't know, Best Fashion Sense or Calmest Member or something.

It’s kind of like that time I came third place at a chess tournament. Sure, it was nice a nice trophy, but I never put it out on display when I had girls around. It’s not very sexy to be reminded that a seven-year-old Asian kid was better at chess than you.

You'll never find any of these Ciddies in display cabinets, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't celebrate the things people are good at. So excuse me for a moment while I discard the criteria for this award; this is now the Best at Something award, awarded to someone who is the best at something they're good at. I don't know, smurf you.


In alphabetical order, our nominees are:

Darahan who is apparently good at being a Fat Chocobo
Ghosteses who is apparently good at being incorporeal
LocoColt24 who is apparently good at being the twenty fourth insane revolver
Spooniest who is apparently good at eating semi solid foods like yoghurt and jelly
ToriJ who is apparently good at making people think he is a woman
Valerna who is apparently also good at being a Fat Chocobo but with more of a feminine slant




So there you go. These are the things they are good at. Are they the best? I mean, who even smurfing knows what arbitrary criteria anything is judged by anyway. I'm willing to give 10 of my Giga Points to anyone who realised this speech is two years old.

Thank/rep Jiro for his speech!

Shauna
12-13-2013, 07:11 PM
Damn right I wouldn't be ruling EoFF with an iron fist.

:shifty:

Del Murder
12-13-2013, 07:12 PM
The upset there is that Del Murder somehow got 9 votes as most likely to do anything even vaguely rebellious.
Hey there's nothing wrong with passive-aggressively complaining about the status quo while accepting it all the while.

Jinx
12-13-2013, 07:13 PM
THREE HIT COMBO TO THE TITS xD

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 07:15 PM
Wait ToriJ is a ... hahaha had you going there for a moment, but this time Mister Adequate's assumptions about gender were correct ;)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 07:15 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

38. MLT WIN A CIDDIE FOR THE FIRST TIME
Valerna --- 0
RSL ---- 1
Darahan --- 1
Spooniest ---- 6
Ghosteses ---- 8


LocoColt24 ---- 9
ToriJ ---- 13 takes this one, folks.

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 07:15 PM
Whoooo! Congrats!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 07:16 PM
Someone slap a pink title on that dude!

Shauna
12-13-2013, 07:16 PM
Congrats to Mr ToriJ!

It's all those girl avatars, it confuses us simple internet nerds.

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 07:16 PM
Awesome! The man has what it takes.

Aulayna
12-13-2013, 07:16 PM
Yay, congratulations ToriJ!

Jinx
12-13-2013, 07:17 PM
Congrats, ToriJ! Really upstanding guy, and great new member!

Mister Adequate
12-13-2013, 07:19 PM
Excellent! Enjoy your new title :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 07:19 PM
37. MLT GET BANNED

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Baloki
Chris
noxious.sunshine
shion
Spooniest
Spuuky
TonyUK
Vivi22

People are smurfing pricks. They break the rules, they get banned. It's the circle of life. Hakuna Matata, mothersmurfers. What have these dickbitches done to deserve the banhammer of justice? Let's take a look.

Baloki -- Maintains a thread purely dedicated to spam and idiocy. What a cock. I met him in meatspace once, and he was nice to me. Probably just trying to SCAM ME out of money or something. (Actually I still owe you some cash dude, next time.)

Chris -- Complaining about two days without sex? Cry me a lubricant filled river. Not all of us have the magnetism to get any, let alone with the frequency enough to make two days a big deal.

noxious.sunshine -- smurf you bitch. You're annoying and I hate you. You're so egotistical that you even told me what to write here. Does that seem FAIR to you? You're so obnoxious and GOD that's why you're noxious I've figured it out.

shion -- STOP BEING SO NICE. Godsmurfingdammit. How am I meant to insult you when you just smile so smurfing sweet like. Can't you try being an utter arsehole just ONCE so I can do this easier?

Spooniest -- Dude is so narcissistic and that pisses me off because he I'm the narcissistic egomaniac. Get your own shtick and step off my turf I might not play sweet rock tunes like you but I can break your guitar and that'll learn you.

Spuuky -- Spuuky actually terrifies the smurfing hell out of me. He threatened to chop me up into little bits and roast me on a fire. You guys should probably ban him before he does that, given that I am former EoFF Best Member Jiro.

TonyUK -- TonyUK is probably in smurfing cahoots with Spuuky now that I think about it. Vertically challenged arsehole chefs are not my favourite people, but at least he gave me some iron ingots in A Realm Reborn. But no, that doesn't mean I will blow you, you dick.

Vivi22 -- MY OLD NEMESIS. He was booted off staff for being too much of a prick and was always clearly the inferior half of the Census revelations, which is grounds enough to keep his descent going all the way into the Banned category. C'est la vie mon cheri.

Just get rid of all these losers now and let's get Eyes on Final Fantasy back to its sparkling glory.

Don't forget to punch Jiro for that one.

Denmark
12-13-2013, 07:21 PM
did Cuch get un-nominated what

i demand to be allowed to change my prediction

edit: and my vote

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 07:22 PM
Whoooo.........?

Shaibana
12-13-2013, 07:23 PM
wouw.. that does sound very harsh xD

Jinx
12-13-2013, 07:24 PM
Wow, remind me never to get on Jiro's bad side.

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 07:24 PM
Dickbitches.

Ace Protorney
12-13-2013, 07:24 PM
Jiro's on a bruisin' cruise.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 07:25 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

37. MLT GET BANNED
Shion ---- 0
RSL ----- 1
noxious. sunshine ----- 1
TonyUK ----- 1
Baloki ----- 2
Spuuky ---- 2
Vivi22 ----- 4


Chris ---- 5
Spooniest ---- 19 takes this one, folks.

Pumpkin
12-13-2013, 07:25 PM
YAY no one thinks I'll get banned!

Also, congrats :D

Jinx
12-13-2013, 07:26 PM
"What's a fuck-ass?"

Psychotic
12-13-2013, 07:26 PM
I think this is one of those Ciddies where you'd be happy to get 0 votes, so well done shion!

Denmark
12-13-2013, 07:27 PM
yeah if I had changed my vote it wouldn't have changed the outcome of the award. i'm more mad that SOMEONE didn't let me change my prediction even though I bought her lunch :mad2:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-13-2013, 07:28 PM
36. MLT BE THE NEXT CID'S KNIGHT/EDITOR

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Denmark
Lone Wolf Leonhart
Mr. Shauna
noxious.sunshine
Quin
Scotty_ffgamer
Sephex
ToriJ
Vivi22


This is the speech for MLT Be The Next Cid's Knight. A lot of people look forward to this award, because as we have seen, some of the winners actually end up being CK's. And that brings power over a bunch of Internet forum nerds, and let's face it, that feels good. Because as nerds, that is basically the most power we're going to get.

There are lots of reasons the following nominees deserve the award. But I'm instead going to focus on why they shouldn't win the award.

It's like a toaster, right? Toasters are cool and all, but some toasters only toast the edges of your bread. That is a sucky toaster. LIKE THESE NOMINEES!

No, I'm just joking.

Actually, I'm not. I'm sure a lot of them are sucky at being toasters.

Anyways, here is why you shouldn't intrust the forum power to these members:

Denmark
What would happen if Denmark became a CK? Not much, that's what! I mean, he's kind of lethargic and apathetic when it comes to forum posting. He doesn't like EoFF, so he would probably just delete all of the posts. Which wouldn't be a bad thing except that he wouldn't do that, because he wouldn't care enough. Is that what you want, EoFF? A maybe, maybe not ginger who just doesn't care?

As a toaster: He would be the toaster that doesn't bother to toast anything. You would end up with just a plain piece of bread. It won't even bother to pretend to toast your bread.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
Lone Wold Leonhart left you, remember that? Remember when he left you? I remember. And his screenname. I had to check 5 times to make sure I was spelling it right and putting the spaces at the right places. And that is totally a reflection on him and not on my intelligence.

As a toaster: He would be the toaster that mildly toasts your bread, leaves, comes back, and then finishes your toast after you get home from work and you aren't even in the mood anymore. I mean, I just used the last of my butter cooking dinner, toaster. I don't need you now.

Mr. Shauna
If I remember correctly, Mr. Shauna is just the alternate dimension male Shauna anyways. Or is it her boyfriend? No, the first one seems more likely. Is that what you want, EoFF. Some dimensional foreigner running this place? Next thing you know we will be taken over by gay alien commies who steal all of our jobs while at the same time using up all of the welfare. Lazy foreigners.

As a toaster: That toaster that toasts things that have already been toasted, but somehow also adds in an accent that you can't quite pinpoint.

noxious.sunshine
There's a reason some people started calling her obnoxious sunshine. And it wasn't just because I was telling them too in exchange for free Arby's coupons (PM me). It's because she is obnoxious and not all that sunshiny. All she will do is obnox all over the place, like when cats spray to mark their territory. You think about that. Do you want cat spray on your forum? No, I didn't think so.

As a toaster: That toaster that makes a lot of noise and only toasts one side of your bread.

Quin
The problem with Quin is that I'm never really sure what his screenname is. He changes it up all of the time. That shows a lack of commitment and stability. What is he hiding? Why can't he commit to one name? How does he decide when to change his name? It probably has to do with some weird asian sex ring. Well I for one do not trust those racist asians. And neither for you. Even though he isn't asian, but that is besides the point. Or how even do we know he isn't? I haven't seen any birth certificate. Have you? I rest my case.

As a toaster: He will toast your toast but first he will have sex with it.

Scotty_ffgamer
Why shouldn't scotty be the next CK? Because he's nice. Too nice. Nice guys finish last. I really don't have anything else here.

As a toaster: He will toast your toast to the exact golden colour you need it, but it will take a while and you still won't be happy with it.

ToriJ
I don't know ToriJ. But I assume he is lying. About everything. That is why he shouldn't be a CK. He's a big fat liar and he's probably sleeping with your wife right now. Is that even your real name, ToriJ? Hmm? Really? Or is it TerroristMcHateface?

As a toaster: He will lie to you about your toast being toasted and then when you realize it, he will have taken your job.

Vivi22
He was already a CK. How did that go? Yeah, exactly.

As a toaster: He will toast your toast while getting in to political debates with the friends you have over for dinner.

Remember to thank/rep shion for her speech!

Jinx
12-13-2013, 07:28 PM
go suck a fuck

Hollycat
12-13-2013, 07:29 PM
"What's a smurf-ass?"
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