The Corgipupalypse

[Kalevala]

The time has come to reveal myself. I came to this land mere months ago for one cause and one cause only. I waited, learning the habits of its residents and scouring its tomes (archives). I knew that if I were to strike, the time would be April 1, 2014.

I come as a prophet of the one true god. The god of death and chaos. Squabble all you want. I come singing of death and destruction. I am the herald of THE CORGIPUPALYPSE.

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[Pumpkin]

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[Fynn]

You dare call on Laddy's symbol...?!

[Pumpkin]

YOU AREN'T LADDY WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE

[Kalevala]

Laddy is a false prophet! No true follower of our lord and master would dare use a FOX as his avatar.

[Pumpkin]

We haven't seen much of Laddy lately.......

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There's only one reasonable explanation!

Kalevala killed him and stole his Corgi's :onoes:

[Psychotic]

How shall we make Kalevala answer for his crimes?

[Pumpkin]

Replace his Corgi's with the antithesis of the Corgi's

[Kalevala]

Recent sighting in Ottawa, Canada:

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[Carl the Llama]

How shall we make Kalevala answer for his crimes?

Make a usergroup just for him and filter all his words into Corgi!

[Kalevala]

I fail to see how this would be punishment.

[Shauna]

He'd enjoy that too much.

[Carl the Llama]

Ok then filter all his words to say I hate Corgis or Laddy is my owner!

[Ayen]

How delightful.

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Come before me, God of Death. Let us do battle!

[Psychotic]

His title has been stripped and his name changed! All enemies of EoFF will face retribution! Who's next?

[Iceglow]

put a swear filter on the word corgi so that it displays as something he hates. So he may never say corgi again

[Kalevala]

How delightful.

Strange choice of words. Do I smell a traitor in the ranks?

[Ayen]

How delightful.

Strange choice of words. Do I smell a traitor in the ranks?

Nice try. I've been loyal to Psychotic since the beginning. I am a weapon to be wielded against our enemies. Del doesn't own these words and I intend to see his influence over them burn along with his fallen kingdom.

[Kalevala]

"Cat" being capitalized while "lover" is not is causing me real life distress.

[Iceglow]

And now in defeat he comes begging to us to change the name!

[Jiro]

wait so there are corgis coming too? wow